DBD 3/2/2020 - CGB 2.0

DBD 2.0 for 3/2/20

Oh, they had a little party down in Newport;

There was Harry, there was Mary, there was Grace.

Oh, they had a little party down in Newport,

And they had to carry Harry from the place.

Oh, they had to carry Harry to the ferry,

And the ferry carried Harry to the shore;

And the reason that they had to carry Harry to the ferry

Was that Harry couldn't carry any more.

For California, for California,

The hills send back the cry,

We're out to do or die,

For California, for California,

We'll win the game or know the reason why.

And when the game is over,

We will buy a keg of booze,

And drink to California

'till we wobble in our shoes.

So drink, tra la la,

Drink, tra la la,

Drink, drank, drunk last night,

Drunk the night before;

And I'm gonna get drunk tonight

Like I never got drunk before;

For when I'm blitzed, I'm as happy as can be

For I am member of the Souse family.

Now the Souse family is the best family

That ever came over from old Germany.

There's the Highland Dutch, and the Lowland Dutch,

The Rotterdam Dutch, and the Irish.

Sing glorious, victorious,

One keg of beer for the four of us.

Sing glory be to God that there are no more of us,

For one of us could drink it all alone. Damn near.

Here's to the Irish, dead drunk.

The lucky stiffs, they had 4 fifths

and a sixpack too, of Irish brew

and there was grandma swingin on the outhouse door

without her nightie and grandpa yellin

more more more, for she was nude.

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