Capt. Oveur: Ok give me Hamm on 5 and hold the Mayo
Handing Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes. Very.
Handing Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.
McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Man in Taxi: I'll give him 20 more minutes. But that's it.
Ted Striker: Looks like the foot is on the other hand now, Mr. Kramer!
Dr. Rumack: Can you fly this plane and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious?
Dr. Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
Young Boy with Coffee: Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.
Young Girl with Coffee: Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you. (Takes coffee) Oh, you won't sit down?
Young Boy with Coffee: Cream?
Young Girl with Coffee: No thank you, I take it black, like my men.
Dr. Rumack: Captain, how soon can we land?
Capt. Oveur: I can't tell.
Dr. Rumack: You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
Capt. Oveur: Joey, have you ever been in a turkish prison?
Ted Striker: These people need to go to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: What is it?
Ted Striker: It's a big place where sick people go
Ted Striker: It's a big place where sick people go.
Elaine Dickinson: Does anyone here speak Jive?
Kramer: No... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do!
Dr. Rumack: i just wanted to say good luck and we're all counting on you
Dr. Rumack: I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
Capt. Oveur: Have you ever been in a plane cockpit before?
Joey: No, sir.
Capt. Oveur: Ever seen a grown man naked?