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The Oregon Ducks have a wealthy benefactor. This helps with many things in life, like having millions of dollars to spend on state-of-the-art facilities, top-notch technology, the best sports science out there. And uniforms! So, so many uniforms.
Sometimes, the Ducks get a taste of that 1% lifestyle. Meet the Oregon Duck mobilepotty.
This is what Phil Knight's money will buy you. A collapsible porta-potty. #GoBears pic.twitter.com/1lgRYMuGZ9
— Sue (@Sue_Campbell_) October 22, 2016
This is an actual thing that exists.
Ducks are too good to pee in the memorial stadium toilets pic.twitter.com/iMvSIFv4JO
— Peter Symonds (@peter_symonds) October 22, 2016
Apparently multiple Ducks (players and coaches) took bathroom breaks during the game. Bear Territory did the right thing and cheered them on all the way.
Folks in the spendy seats giving a round of applause for each duck that uses the sideline potty pic.twitter.com/4UAe77ZLYt
— Peter Symonds (@peter_symonds) October 22, 2016
@CalRivals @NorCalNickCGB section G was giving an ovation to the players as they came out. One of the coaches went three times in the game
— Peter Symonds (@peter_symonds) October 22, 2016
However, all jokes aside, Cal fans have to thank Uncle Phil for his prudent advice. When Oregon tied the game near the end of regulation, some Ducks people were saying Oregon should go for two and the win. Knight (who probably holds the fate of the Oregon staff in his hands) advised otherwise.
Some sideline celebrating after Nelson TD to tie. Someone said "go for two." Phil Knight said, "No way." Then "now we need a stop." pic.twitter.com/SeKCTaklDZ
— Aaron J. Fentress (@AaronJFentress) October 22, 2016
Who knows how different things could’ve been. Thanks to you Uncle Phil. You have an amazing toilet and we owe you a partial assist for this Cal victory!