Historically, things have been less than good between Cal and Texas from the Cal point of view. We're 0–5 in head-to-head, they're leading us in almost all major accomplishments (except National Titles, where we're tied, suckas!), and there's this little thing that happened in 2004.
Is it time for Sonny Dykes to reverse our fortunes?
(There will be no pirate-related themes because we aren't that lame.)