Look, there is very little in life I need to attain true nirvana.Â This is a man who ate Thai Basil for nearly eight months straight and couldn't be happier with where his diet was taking him in life (sidenote: I was diagnosed with several forms of scurvy after this nutritional plan. I don't recommend this plan to senior citizens or aliens from outer space.).
So when millions of people ask me, "Is there any way you can make a buzzer-beating, court-storming victory over the number one team in the country better?", I respond quite emphatically, "MONTY DANCE."
Like so. (CLICK ON IMAGE IF GIF NOT WORKING)
Basketball gods. You are glorious and mysterious and I will send you a delicious fruit basket with kiwiberries and blood oranges.
For those who need to readjust their senses after seeing that, here's cantankerous Monty shoving fans off the court after premature rushing the court celebration.
(HT Redonkulous Bear: CLICK ON IMAGE IF GIF NOT WORKING)
And then classic Montgomery at the podium. Who wants to sit back and remember the Russians?