Jared Goff, Austin Hinder, Bryce Treggs: Who is the McLovin of Cal Football?

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Jared Goff, Austin Hinder, Bryce Treggs: Who is the McLovin of Cal Football? (via Lindsay Brauner)

Thanks to Berkelium97 & TheScientist109 for transcribing. Group effort!

Bryce Treggs (BT): This is my man, McLovin right here.

Lindsay Brauner (LB): Oh my gosh, McLovin?

BT: McLovin from Superbad?

LB: Wait, which one?

* Jared Goff shakes head furiously *

BT: You don't rememeber McLovin?

LB: *to Ausin Hinder* I think he looks like McLovin.

Austin Hinder (AH): WHAT?

LB: He looks more like McLovin. Jared doesn't look like McLovin. Bryce, you don't look like anyone from that movie.

BT: Cuz I'm myself. I'm just Trigga-myself.

LB: Jared, do you think you look like McLovin?

Jared Goff (JG): * laughing * No!

BT: He sounds like McLovin.

LB: Austin, are you a McLovin-type?

AH: No. No, I am not the McLovin-type.

LB: Well, if you guys were characters-can you all scoot in a little bit? Like, just really cuddle up there.

*Hinder rests his head on Goff's shoulder*

LB: Awww... Is that what you guys do? Do you like to watch movies together? Is that where Superbad was coming from? Because you like to watch movies together.

BT: No....

* Goff nods enthusiastically *

*Hinder gives a surprised look *

LB: Aw, that's adorable!

(Ed: Most controversial statement ever!)

LB:If you guys were movie characters, which ones would you be?

BT: I would be the zebra in Madagascar.

JG: Hinder's the guy from Twilight.

LB: Oh, a little bit!

AH: The vampire?! * shrugs * I guess I'll take that.

BT: And then we got McLovin.

LB: He's not McLovin! I'm just not seeing it. So, we have Edward, I'm still not really sold on McLovin..

JG: Yeah, neither am I, but everyone else seems to be

LB: Maybe a little bit when you talk? Maybe a little bit of McLovin vocal intonation.

AH: Y'know, just because you look like McLovin doesn't mean you have to act like him. There's a big difference.

JG: I don't look like McLovin. I don't talk like McLovin. I don't act like McLovin. I am not McLovin.

BT: He is not embracing his character. You have to embrace your character.

AH: I embrace the vampire.

BT: Thank you.

LB: Well, think of a better one, Jared.

JG: You guys give me one because I can't think of one myself.

BT: McLovin? McLovin? McLovin. That's McLovin.

JG: Okay.

LB: He's resigned to McLovin.