Cameron Jordan Discusses Cal vs. Louisville At The Final Four

Lindsay Brauner (LB): Hey, it's Lindsay Brauner. Look who I found back in the wings of the Final Four. Cam, what's up?

Cameron Jordan (CJ): [Turns hat back to put on his Cam-istotle thinking cap] Nothing, just witnessed a game go awry.

LB: What happened there? Why'd it go awry?

CJ: We didn't the calls that we needed. I think we had a solid game plan going in. Girls were moving the ball really well, didn't drop a couple of shots that needed to happen.

LB: Who do you think was playing the best on Louisville's team that really sunk us the most?

CJ: [readjusts the thinking cap to fire up the neurons] Number four [Antonita Slaughter], she drained a lot of crucial threes. Really counteracted what we were doing with all our speed. They clearly had a solid game plan.

LB: How did you think the Cal girls did in the first half compared to the second half? Was there a big change of pace? What do you think happened?

CJ: I think the refs went back to the background and decided to change their game plan up and didn't like the Cal girls going to the finals, so we got a couple of hacks in. Louisville got a couple of calls that definitely were missed. Like I'd say a good solid ten. You know the basic fundamentals. Traveling, double dribbles, such and such, but whatever.

LB: Elbowing in the face?

CJ: Right, I mean there were clearly some horrible calls that were missed. And a lot of horrible calls that were made. That's the game of football, or a game of basketball...

LB: It looked like football sometimes though! Freudian slip, right?

CJ: [turns cap back to allow for meditation during interview] Right, for sure. I mean, the girls were legitimate. Louisville was definitely playing super aggressive and they should've been cuffed by the refs on a couple plays but they clearly weren't.

LB: Clearly. Well thanks Cam. What are you about to do tonight?

CJ: Go to sleep.

LB: Go to sleep?

CJ: I've got workouts tomorrow.

LB: I thought you were going to Bourbon Street.

CJ: No no, I told you "Go to Bourbon Street". I'm going to sleep. I'm gonna let you party. I've got work tomorrow.

LB: I don't party. I have work tomorrow.

CJ: Hm. You've been drinking a couple of drinks?

LB: No.

CJ: [leans towards LB at a 45 degree angle] Your cheeks look a little red. You a little flushed?

LB: [leans away from CJ at a 45 degree angle] They're not. You just make fun of me for being white and so you think my skin is red.

CJ: You had a couple of drinks?

LB: No.

CJ: A daiquiri?

LB: You seem like you have.

CJ: Not at all. I've been completely sober.

LB: Really.

CJ: I've had some water.

LB: I've had some water too. Check my bag, it's full of about seven water bottles.

CJ: [stares directly toward the center of the Earth] Oh is that Stoli vodka? Oh god.

LB: [notices Cam's pockets] Oh, oh my goodness! You can't see, but he has a flask in his pocket. And a few in his backpack too.

CJ: [shakes head all the way] It's just a wallet. It's rather large.

LB: There are like eight flasks. He has big pockets. He's a big guy.

CJ: I do have big pockets. They hold a lot.

LB: A lot of flasks.

CJ: Bands will make her dance.

LB: Flasks. No bands. There are no bands in there.

CJ: Oh there's bands.

LB: No, there's not.

CJ: There's bands.

LB: Actually, knowing you, there probably are.

CJ: Exactly. There's Cal Band over there and there's Louisville Band, so there's clearly a lot of bands to our back.

LB: That was funny.

CJ: Thank you.

LB: You're welcome. Thanks Cam.

CJ: For sure.

LB: See you soon.

CJ: No.

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