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CAL IS IN JOE MIXON'S TOP FOUR

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WE'RE STILL ALIVE

Ron Chenoy-USA TODAY Sports

HEY THERE NAM LE HERE DOING HIS BEST BILLY MAYS IMPRESSION AND I'D LIKE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT CAL IS STILL IN JOE MIXON'S TOP FOUR

OTHER CANDIDATES INCLUDE UCLA, WISCONSIN AND OKLAHOMA, SO MAKE OF THAT WHAT YOU WILL...BUT WOW. PRETTY COOL TO SEE GOING 1-11 DIDN'T TAKE US OUT OF CONTENTION JUST YET.

YOU MAY NOW PROCEED ON WITH THE REST OF YOUR DAY AS PLANNED. IF ANYONE ASKS YOU WHY YOU ARE HAPPIER OR MORE ECSTATIC THAN USUAL TELL THEM THAT AN 18 YEAR OLD STILL WANTS TO GO TO YOUR FAVORITE COLLEGE TEAM. IT'S NOT CREEPY, I SWEAR

GOD I FEEL LIKE WE JUST GOT HANDED A ROSE ON THE COLLEGE VERSION OF THE BACHELOR OR SOMETHING.