UW beats Cal 21-13 by being less inept

All of a sudden, I have a craving for some apple turnovers. Why is that?

Washington wins 21-13 in what can only be described as a derpfest. At the end, UW had less derp than Cal and therefore leaves Berkeley with its first road win of the season and its fourth straight over Cal.

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