The one thing I love about Jim Harbaugh: He writes the caption contests for you.
Golden Bears, please tell Jim Harbaugh why you wouldn't want to attend that junior college in the South Bay.
After the jump, find out who won the last caption contest we had featuring Patrick Christopher.
Winner with 4 recs, Kodiak: "Oklahoma! Alabama! Damn, what was that ()(^& safe word?!?!”