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CGB Meme Invitational - Finals!!!!!!

It's here people. The day we've all been waiting for. The FINALS! In one corner, THE PAIN TRAIN!

In another, I Declare You Sanchez, much beloved by all!

Read the information behind the fold and then vote.

In one of the most dramatic finishes of ALL the Meme Invitational, I Declare You Sanchez just squeaked by UC Eugene by just 2 votes. 2 VOTES! Sanchez took out Nailed It! before that. Sanchez beat back General Akbar before that. And This before that.

Pain Train (not to be confused with Paint Rain) continues its Cinderella season by upsetting Brock Mansion Party Yacht. It's taken out 2 #1s! First, Bak Bak and now Brock Mansion Party Yacht. Can it threepeat and win it all!

Pain Train just crushed Bak Bak! Pain Train first crushed Meme Deleted By Marshawnthusiast. Then, he took on the one, the only Mustache Of Karl Dorrell. Then, Pain Train lampooned Dumpster Muffin.

#1 I Declare You Sanchez via JShufelt

Do you know the definition of inane? I don’t! I tried looking it up, and I don’t think it’s an actual word. That’s what this meme is all about. Inanity, now – I know you’re thinking, "Aren’t all meme’s inherently inane?" – And for thinking that, I declare you Sanchez!


Sucks, doesn’t it? Well too bad. There isn’t anything you can do about it, other than accept this, learn from this, and move on. In its rawest form, declaring someone Sanchez is as inane as you want it to be, but don’t get carried away, or someone will declare you Sanchez. It’s a race to who can call the other one Sanchez first. Who is the Sancheziest? My guess is that it is probably you, because I declare you Sanchez again.

The origins of this meme of this declaration make about as much sense as this sentence. If your computer doesn’t crash, or plumes of smoke tendrils don’t roll out, you probably aren’t as Sanchez as I thought – but I’m guessing you’re at work, which makes you even Sanchezier.

Pain Train (6)

The Pain Train did not come from either CGB; in fact, for those of us too young to remember (ahem, rollonubears!), the Pain Train first appeared in a 2003 Super Bowl commercial featuring Terry Tate, Office Linebacker:

Clearly that commercial left an impression on our future Golden Ziger, Zack Follett.

"Terry Tate -- number 56, the Office Linebacker, the Pain Train -- was my hero from watching those commercials," Follett said. "I try to emulate him when I'm out there.

"When I was in junior high my buddy Marcus Moore and I went to a sporting goods store that sold a Reebok Terry Tate jersey. I bought one immediately. We watched all of his You Tube clips. He was bringing the Pain Train and he had his Woo-woo sound. I used to do it in high school, I used to blow the kind of stuck with me a little bit."

So vote for the Pain Train. After all, you don't want this to happen to you, do you?




You ain't got it like Marshawn got it

by Thoroughbred on Jan 24, 2009 6:37 PM EST


by BearsNecessity on Jan 8, 2009 3:19 PM EST


Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Dec 27, 2008 11:09 PM EST


by danzig on Dec 27, 2008 8:35 PM EST



by Berkelium97 on Nov 8, 2008 10:40 PM EST