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CGB Meme Invitational - Big Lebowski (3) v. Pradesh A+M (14)

Here is the 3 v. 14 matchup. The Big Lebowski v. Pradesh A+M. Read the information behind the fold and then vote in the poll.

Why even try with this one? As much as I personally like the Pradesh A+M joke, I know that Lebowski is going to dominate. It's such a controversial movie that people love to debate it. Is it funny? Is it stupid? I think its stupid. But Im also stupid. So complicated.

The Big Lebowski (3) via OakTownMario

OK you dumb ass "dudes," this is a contest here: Big Lebowski Debates vs. Pradesh A + M. I don’t even know what Pradesh A + M is but I know this: it’s better than The Big Lebowski! I said it once and I’ll say it a million times: The Big Lebowski is the lamest movie ever and anyone who thinks it’s a good movie is LAME! But I bet you didn’t know that statement could get you killed in CGB? I bet you didn’t know that free speech doesn’t exist in the land of CGB? No, that kind of speech can cost you your life.

You see, in the early history of CGB, the leader of the Lebowski Cult solidified control over the minds of the weak by horrible methods reminiscent of those used in Abu Ghraib and A Clockwork Orange. With torture, drugs, and odd perversions we cannot speak of here, CBKWit turned Zoonews, Maharg, Spazzy, T-bred and others into mindless servants of the Lebowski Cult. The sad result is that at every time one of these "Lebowskiers" speaks, he is physiologically unable to say anything without quoting that lame ass movie. So whether it makes sense or not, all you hear from these Lebowskiers are things like: "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man" or "Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling." Ask them whether Riley or Longshore is better and they respond: "God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man!" It’s really sad actually. One time I saw Maharg try to say something intelligent, but then his body began convulsing, and he licked the bottom of CBKWit’s shoe.

Tired of this Lebowski cult, I started the resistance by proclaiming the truth. But CBKWit couldn’t handle the truth. He immediately sent his mindless servant Maharg to murder me. But the Tyrant Boy King of UC Eugene understood. He knew the lies. So with the aid of his own personal secret service, he helped me escape to CGB North. As if the hippies, body odor, and female body hair of the Eugene vassals weren’t bad enough, I had to contend with Maharg and his assassin look alikes. There, I narrowly escaped numerous murder attempts at the hands of dorks dressed in football jerseys tucked into basketball shorts. But I escaped back to CGB and the Tyrant Boy King understood my great service to CGB and erected this fine statue in my honor.



Meanwhile CBKWit has become so disturbed with the strength of the resistance movement, that he has been unable to complete his oft promised recruiting post! He senses that the resistance movement has grown tenfold and that soon all the world will know the truth: The Big Lebowski sucks!

Pradesh A+M

Look, something has to be the 14 seed. Not every seed is going to be great. Somebody has to be the Middle Tennessee State or Lucknow Women's College. Some seeds have to be at the bottom. This is one of those seeds.

It all started here:

Uttar Pradesh’s proudest son, Piyush Chawla.

Bee Tee Dubyaz, Uttar Pradesh is my second fav pradesh behind, of course, Pradesh Pradesh.

I'm no The Maharg! But I try. Oh, how I try!

by TwistNHook on Sep 26, 2008 10:10 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

This is UP:



It is a state in India. The joke is that the word Pradesh means state. So, Pradesh Pradesh would be State State. From there, the joke evolved. And we discussed various fake schools in the state of Pradesh Pradesh and their college recruiting. Schools like University of Pradesh. Pradesh State. Pradesh Technical College. And, of course, Pradesh A + M.

So, yes, perhaps not the most popular meme on here. But it definitely has some merit.

And I *still* have no idea who Piyush Chawla is. Halp!!!