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DBD 3.20.09 - TWIST'S PLAYGROUND

The internet is Twist's playground.  The world is Twist's playground. 

If you're so unlucky as to be friends with TwistNHook on facebook, you'll find your news feed jammed full of him uploading pictures, and putting inane stupid comments up on all of his friends' walls and pictures.  At one time, I think 50% of my newsfeed was due to Twist.

It got so bad that I even used that facebook feature which allows you to ignore updates from certain friends. 

Since Twist violates our facebook feeds with his endless inanity, we get annoyed.  Every once in a while, the rest of us Marshawnthusiasts, and the Jahvidtician, take it to Twist in a bit of retaliation. 

To wit, here is an excerpt of our top secret behind-the-scenes email communications today regarding the NCAA bracket that the SBN blogs are competing in:

Twist: BTW, in our SBN league we're in like 4th place.  I clicked "Popular Picks" which is doing well so far.  Had Maryland over Cal, tho.  :(!

Hydro: choke on a pretzel and die, Twist


CBKWit: ditto Hydro.

Twist: Look, none of you else wanted to setup the league.  I had to put my ass on the line and when you are out there in the middle of the fog of war, sometimes you have to make split second decisions.  Do you fault Riley for running at the end of OSU 07?  Or do you credit him for trying to get something done, even if the decision was poor?  Look, its the same thing, people!  Its the EXACT same thing!  Its is in NO way a different thing.  At all.

Hydro: Twist, i blame you for famine in 3rd world countries.


Twist: Does this mean I'm going to get punched in the face for every starving person in the world?

Avinash: There was an SBN League? Why didn't you tell us about it?

Twist: I sent like 2-3 emails out about it. 

Hydro: you didn't send out any emails.  Stop lying.

Twist: MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE!

Hydro: Even if you didn't pick the popular picks, you know you would have picked Maryland anyways, you bastard.  Anyways, we all know you're not smart enough to pass the Bar.  So what'd you do to pass, Twist? Give them one of your world famous french kisses?

Twist: They're world famous now?

Hydro: Yes, Maharg told the world.

CBKWit: wait a minute...in the sbn league, you picked against us? what is the matter with you?

Twist: I feel like we just went back 20 minutes in time. 

Hydro: Twist, i blame you for famine in 3rd world countries.

CBKWit: I thought it was just your personal bracket.  I can't believe that you picked against us in the SBN league, where we are representing Cal.

Twist: THE MATRIX IS BROKEN!

Avinash: Why'd you pick Maryland? Just to spite us? This is conduct unbefitting of a Marshawnthusiast. We might need to set up hearings.

Twist: I DIDNT PICK MARYLAND! PEOPLE PICKED MARYLAND! ITS PEOPLE!

Hydro: you are the people, Twist, so you picked maryland.

Avinash: Oh so its America's fault? Why do you hate America?

Twist: I MIGHT HAVE LET THE TERRORISTS WIN!!?!

 

Be nice. You can find the original CGB team at WriteForCalifornia.com.

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