If he knew what Facebook was, what would be some of Jeff Tedford's statuses?
Example:
12/5/04, 4:17 PM: wants to end Mack Brown.
12/28/06, 9 PM: really wishes he'd suplexed Steve Levy.
10/13/07, midnight: is going on a rampage. Will see you at the Rose Bowl!
10/20/07, 8:43 PM: believes in Nate Longshore.
11/10/07, 3:16 AM: REALLY believes in Nate Longshore. And is soaking wet.