Jeff Tedford Photoshop/Caption Contest. Take your pick! If you do it right, you might end up with something as amazing as a Redonkulous Bear production. You can also read my sobering take on Tedford at Pacific Takes if you so choose. I wouldn't. (I really wouldn't.)
If he knew what Facebook was, what would be some of Jeff Tedford's statuses? Example: 12/5/04, 4:17 PM: wants to end Mack Brown. 12/28/06, 9 PM: really wishes he'd suplexed Steve Levy. 10/13/07, midnight: is going on a rampage. Will see you at the Rose Bowl! 10/20/07, 8:43 PM: believes in Nate Longshore. 11/10/07, 3:16 AM: REALLY believes in Nate Longshore. And is soaking wet.