Marshawn Lynch Caption Contest.
The earthquake-causing, Super Mario character, Tecmo Bowl prototype (HT to our Coug friends at SB Nation Seattle for the compilation of all things Marshawn).
DeSean Jackson clowns the Dallas Cowboys after the longest play from scrimmage in the NFL this season (via bubbaprog; click here for animated GIF)
Video of the complete touchdown run here.
I don't care what the haters say. That rocked my world.