or rather two.
I have two half jokes that need work, or rather even, I opened the box on these jokes and all the parts fell out but I don't know how they go together.
So cookie monster logs on to Facebook. He's talking with Larry Elison and he asks a fundamental question: if "C is for cookie" what do I need Java for?
So.... who can make that a funny joke involving the crossover between cookies, coffee etc... and programming. isn't there a tie in to jelly beans.
So the queen of England come in to talk to her husband and she says, "your meds are here. I had them rushed after I heard you telling your doctor about your condition." he say "my dear I don't know what you mean, I was talking to the doctor but why did you get me these drugs?" she says "I got the testosterone you need for your condition.." he says "I didn't say I had "low T" I said I no longer had "high Tea" ... "
please salvage these.