Victory of the golden rec was achieved. Victory over the number one basketball team in the nation was achieved. Victory by Marshawn Lynch and Brandon Mebane was achieved. Victory goddamnit! Victory by not being bitten more than three times at a Super Bowl party by a goddamn dog.
Defeat for the tyranny of the SB Nation green rec was achieved. Defeat for the Wildcats of Arizona was achieved. Defeat for the horse faced Broncos was achieved. Defeat goddamnit! Defeat for being attacked by a non-pitbull.
Onward for the new dawn of the golden rec. Onward for the Golden Bears in the Pros. Onward to the doldrums of the off-season. Onward goddamnit! Onward to the recovery of the mongrel bitten flesh.
I'm All About That Action Boss. It's All About That Action Haas. It's All About That Horse Face Loss. It's All About That Coin Toss. It's All About That Miscommunication, Loss (safety).