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1.10.14 DBD Twist's New Business Card


If you missed DBD late night yesterday, I made Twist's business card.

First, Chinese businessman Chen Guangbiao's business card went viral. He's the recycling billionaire who wanted to buy the NY Times

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via www.slate.com

Then slate put up the Chen Guangbiao business card generator. So I made one for Twist.

TwistNHook Lawyer Day Advocate, California Golden Blogs
Preeminent Ostrich Farmer
Most Dope Cosmic Lord
Foremost Pedestrian
California Golden Blogs Most Worshipped Cocktail-Party Name Rememberer
Utmost Dispenser of Formalities of California Golden Blogs
8-Time World Champion Business Card Aficionado
Penultimate Victor
Most Influential Whale Saver
Trustiest Mohel
Royal Charlatan of Walnut Creek

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