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DBD 08.02.13 DOUBLE FEATURE

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Presented by golden oso & Redonkulous Bear

FEATURE #1

We've all seen this

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But what are the people around him thinking?

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Let's find out!

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INTERMISSION

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FEATURE #2

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26 TELL-TALE SIGNS YOU'RE DATING RISHI

1. His mom chaperoned your first three dates. NO TOUCHING!

2. You can make a lemon drop in your sleep.

3. He screamed "YOLO" while ordering a round of Flaming Dr. Peppers at your grandfather’s retirement dinner at Applebee's.

4. You always have Axe body spray handy whenever he needs a refresher spritz.

5. You’ve been reprimanded for using passé idioms. OMG! WTF!

6. You’ve grown accustom to the large amount of paintings, photographs, caricatures, and sculptures of ‘roosters’ in his bedroom.

7. Every Tuesday, you have to organize his pocket squares by designer, material, and color.

8. You are frequently accused of being intellectually lazy when telling jokes he finds childish.

9. He tried to get you involved in a threesome with someone he met on Tinder.

10. He refers to the bedroom as the ‘love-nasium.’

11. Sunday morning is reserved for manscaping.

12. When he puts on his pleated pants, you know you’re going to Sizzler. And if you’re lucky, a trip to the salad bar.

13. He introduces you to his friends as Jamaal.

14. He only responds when you call him Barney.

15. He demands you put in your tongue piercing for "date night."

16. He keeps a large bottle of Sriracha on the nightstand in case he runs out of lube.

17. Your dates are brobible.com suggested activities for couples.

18. You have matching bespoke Cat Woman Underoos.

19. Friday nights = Bollywood karaoke.

20. He asks, "Bro, you even lift?" when he wants to end an argument he’s clearly losing.

21. More than once you’ve accidentally mistaken his dress shirt for your blouse.

22. When he talks about Cricket, you actually hear crickets.

23. You always have to pick up the tab. Always.

24. For some unknown reason, you want to boo him.

25. You are the only person funding his Kickstarter dream project ‘Corgnado.’

26. He wants you to scream "HARBAUGH SO HARD" when you orgasm; feigned or not.

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