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DBD 6/24/2013: American F... Heck Yeah!

Greetings from Maine, comrades! I know this DBD is a little early, but I'll be motoring away from my island retreat in the morning on the way to the socialist utopia that is Vermont, and the mobile experience on SBN plus the vagaries in mobile data coverage make live reportage but a pipe dream.


I had to write a quick DBD intro though, because I've been feeling like a complete Yankee Doodle Dandy all day, since we were out on the boat and I spotted a bald eagle on a nearby island. Now admittedly it wasn't really doing much other than sitting around looking buff, and its nest displayed some underinvestment in infrastructure, but it was all I could do not to grab the controls and set sail for Canada to liberate the shit out of one of the Maritime Provinces.

Anyway, happy Monday. Remember, the 4th of July isn't that far off, so perhaps you can start thinking now of what makes you love the USA, so Uncle Sam-ta doesn't leave a lump of coal* in your stocking.

*Lump of coal pictured below:

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via upload.wikimedia.org



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