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DBD 11/4/2013 Top CGB Memes

1. Instead of a normal x/10 rating scale, we here at CGB use a x/19 rating scale, accompanied by a "would bang/would not bang (WB/WNB)" or "would/would not [fill in the blank]"

2. jimmy rustling

3. Comparing something horrible to a million Hitlers-- i.e., you are worse than a million Hitlers!

4. Things that didn't happen on Twist's wedding night

5. #puresilencenews - any sad, depressing news that puresilence loves to bring to the DBD masses

6. #foreveralone

7. THANKS, ATOMS - atomsareenough ruins every joke by insisting on explaining why it's a joke

8. DBDers love their cheap goods. As long as they're on sale, they'll buy it.

9. BOO RISHI

10. FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT - for instigating slapfights

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11. LOLd-- not just "old," but LOLd

12. Ohio! For the poor CGBers who chose to live there

13. VINTAGE -- for politely reminding others that a link or picture has already been brought to the discussion

14. What's a front page? When Twist asks begs us to post comments on the front-page articles!

15. PUNCH TWIST IN THE FACE! Because he really deserves it.

16. FET: Federer Express Theorem, coined by fiatlux: no matter how random the situation or person in question may be, someone on the DBD has a real-life connection or anecdote to share about the subject

17. WHO IS (fill in the blank)? How we like to mock people for incorrect usage of "who is" instead of "whose"...

18. Sacramento! (always written with an exclamation mark). I hear they have running water now?

19. Drunk TheBuckeyeBear posts: because the DBD always wins

20. Doesn't matter; still (fill in the blank)--always shortened to dm;s(xyz)

I know I'm missing a lot, so feel free to discuss! (Thanks, goldenoso, for the reminders about the missing ones)

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