Q: How many elephants can fit in a VW bug?
A: Four - two in the front, two in the back.
Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in your refrigerator?
A: There are footprints in the butter.
Q: How do you know if there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can hear them talking.
Q: How do you know if there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
A: It's difficult to close the door.
Q: How do you know if there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
A: There's a VW bug parked next to it.
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