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DBD 10.21.13 - SIMPSONS REFERENCES

For obvious reasons, it's been a bit somber around these parts of late. But CalBandGreat wouldn't have been particularly happy about that. So an an effort to start laughing again, what better solution is there than constant and unceasing Simpsons references! CBG was the best at it, but more than a few of us could give him a run for his money.

So, tell me, what are your favorite Simpsons . . .

1. Episodes
2. Characters
3. Quotes

My favorite episode? King Size Homer, in which Dr. Nick advises Homer on how he can reach his goal of weighing 300 pounds and going on disability at work.

Dr. Nick: Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use pop tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.
Bart: You could brush your teeth with milkshakes.
Dr. Nick: Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

One of CBG's favorites is Lionel Hutz:

Lionel Hutz: Now, Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims that she *forgot* that bottle of... delicious... bourbon. Brownest of the brown liquors... so tempting.
[holds the bottle to his ear]
Lionel Hutz: [whispering] What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial!

And of course Milhouse:

Alf pogs! Remember Alf? He's back... in pog form!

Go banana, Lisa needs braces, and I for one welcome our new insect overlords. SIMPSONS DID IT SIMPSONS DID IT SIMPSONS DID IT.

The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.

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