meowr im your cat. rub my belly and throw a ball at me and i'll chase it. wait, no i won't, since i'm a cat. i'll prolly just scratch you and cough up a hairball. sucks to be you and have to clean up after me.

but anyway let's talk animals. if you could be any non-human animal, what would you want to be? do you want the prowess of a lion, the virility of a tiger, or the RAWRness of a bear?

what a stupid question, rishi, bears are the best RAWRRRRRRRRRR

seriously who the hell decided that of all the pets in the world, we'd choose cats and dogs? why not goats? at least goats will do your trash for you. i dont think mr whiskersnout over here is ever going to do the dishes or anything for you unless its with his tongue meowrrrr

okay onto the links