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DBD 5.4.12: I need jokes!

I'm headed to a bachelor party this weekend, and my friend, who's organizing it, has asked me to be a jester of sorts. I'm supposed to tell jokes on demand! What pressure!

We used to tell each other bad jokes in college, like this:

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The first muffin says, "wow, it's really getting hot in here." The second muffin says, "Holy smokes, a talking muffin!"

Anyway, you get the deal. CGB, please help! You're my only hope!

Wait, am I not at the word count yet? Hmm, ok, here's another one:

A Marshawnthusiast goes to the doctor. He says, "doctor, my balls are orange! I don't know what's wrong with me." So the doctor asks, "Do you eat a lot of carrots?" "No." "Do you wear gold pants?" "No." "Do you sit commando on the Memorial bleachers?"

"No. Listen doc, most nights I just stay at home and blog while I eat my cheetos."

Thank you all, have a great day!

The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.

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