Totally stealing from Rishi's DBD, but with a twist (no, not the honking, scarved double-breasted specimen we know as Twist).
What are the small joys in your work life that keep you going during the day? Is it the one day a month that Don the douche remembers that "when you kill the joe, you make some mo'". Is it the once in a blue moon when Boss-lady Betty deigns to recognize your slavish devotion to
Minesweeper the DBD your "work"? The occasional glance from Seductive, slutty Susie that makes you think "man, if I were 6'0, had dark hair, drove an Audi, made ~50k euros, thinks would be different!"
For me, there's a couple that come to mind:
- The reimbursement check that you totally forgot about: Notice it on random Fridays and it's like double payday!
- Leftovers from bigwigs' meetings: No, these are no pre-made, coldcut sandwiches on soggy bread. These are the leftover lukewarm lasagne of kings!
- Beer Olympics in the office day: because that's a thing for everyone... right?
If I were to express my reaction to this DBD in meme form, it would be...
fak you bomhto. regards - Dolan (6 votes)
Y U NO LET RISHI POST DBD (1 vote)
who cares, i'll be alone forever (THESCIENTIST THIS IS YOU BROSKI) (4 votes)
#firstworldinanity (8 votes)
other (5 votes)
24 total votes