I'm too sleepy for this to be coherent.

But what are the small, minor disappointments that actually bother you on an everyday basis? Things that people may mock you for, but we all know that we have these problems.

Off the top of my head:

1) Finding no milk in the fridge. Milk is such a staple in my life. Add it to coffee, oatmeal, cereal, shakes, etc. But when I'm in the mood and there's none... well, that sucks, there goes my day. I knew I should have brought my cow to work today. Seriously, though, it's bad enough that I'm contemplating keeping an emergency stash of soy milk under my work desk.

2) Over/Underdressing (for the weather) - It's a close call, but both situations are disappointing. What's worse, not wearing a jacket when it's windy or wearing too many layers when it's hot? I suppose in the latter, you can remove the extra layer and just hold onto it, NY banker style, but still

3) An uncharged iPod - Okay, ready to crank away at this spreadsheet, lemme just toss on some Saint-Saens and... oh no, I forgot to charge it last night :/ Now how am I supposed to get work done?

4) Eating lunch... and noticing a spot on your shirt or tie (in b4 400 responses of "lol that's why i wear a hoodie and don't shave and hang out with hipsters/homeless people") - Well, now my day is ruined.

Oh, also, public service announcement:

STOP CHEWING WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN