Hey, fantastic party here! So what do you do?

Oh cool, it must be rewarding being another drone in a soulless corporation where five people know your name.

Me? I'm an entrepreneur! It's a French word meaning I run my own start-up. Yeah, it's really rewarding. I know you're not asking about it, but I'm going to hijack you for half the party to tell you all about it.

The start-up lifestyle is so rewarding. Like, I really just CARE about what I do. It's crazy hectic too, running from VC meetings to coding. But it's cool, because we have a pool table in our office! Okay, we don't really have an office, it's a creative share space, which is like working out of a Starbucks, except we pay for rent instead of lattes.

Anyway, my start-up is a dynamic social media app for the iPhone. We're hoping to get it onto the Android at some point too! Basically, we use trending analytics to creative dynamic social networks with cross-platform hybridization! You must have read about us in Tech Crunch, because I fully expect you to know about all five thousand start-ups featured daily there. Hmm how can I simplify this so you can understand?

Oh, okay, so it's an innovative way of getting in touch with your friends. You know how facebook messages go ignored and texts just sit there in an inbox? Twitter isn't direct enough. So this is a new way to get in touch with your friends immediately. You enter a number that corresponds with your friend's iDevice and then you talk to each other! I know, fascinating, right! We're totally gonna be the next Apple.

Yo, can I borrow $2 for bus fare back to the Mission?