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DBD 3.20.12 Listen, CGB, we need to talk


So I don't want to be that overbearing girlfriend that you and your buddies are always joking about, but I think we really need to talk.

I just don't feel the commitment anymore. I feel like we're just stagnant. Like I give and I give, and you take and you take... but you don't give back and it really just hurts me.

What's that? I should just straight out say what I'm feeling instead of beating around the Bush? Okay, fine.

No, I'm not pouting! I just thought we needed to talk. Communication is important. Oprah told me so and she'd never lie about anything.

You're distracted! Stop staring at our waitress! Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, we're in a restaurant. That may be important to this story. Or not. I don't know! I just want Ben & Jerry's Belgian Dark Chocolate Ice Cream!

Okay, you know what, forget it, I'll just post useless DBDs like this one and you continue to have your fun.

Sigh.

The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.

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