So I don't want to be that overbearing girlfriend that you and your buddies are always joking about, but I think we really need to talk.

I just don't feel the commitment anymore. I feel like we're just stagnant. Like I give and I give, and you take and you take... but you don't give back and it really just hurts me.

What's that? I should just straight out say what I'm feeling instead of beating around the Bush? Okay, fine.

No, I'm not pouting! I just thought we needed to talk. Communication is important. Oprah told me so and she'd never lie about anything.

You're distracted! Stop staring at our waitress! Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, we're in a restaurant. That may be important to this story. Or not. I don't know! I just want Ben & Jerry's Belgian Dark Chocolate Ice Cream!

Okay, you know what, forget it, I'll just post useless DBDs like this one and you continue to have your fun.

Sigh.