When I was in middle school and high school, I didn't particularly care about some of the holidays. I had no idea what Mardi Gras was. Cinco De Mayo? Cool story, bro. And, most of all, I got annoyed when my classmates pinched me for not wearing green on St. Patrick's Day. I'm not Irish, brah!

Fast forward ten years and things are different. Well, okay, I'm still not Irish. But now, I'm gladly celebrating and encouraging others to celebrate St. Paddy's Day! Because, for once, I realise it's about celebrating community and the multi-culturalism that makes America so great!

Okay, maybe I don't actually believe that, but any excuse for a party is worth it.

So that got me thinking, what if we could create a CGB Day? What would this entail? How would we properly celebrate it? Since posting on the DBD is a religion, who would be our deity? These are all significant questions (and this is a terrible DBD)!