An unkempt, smelly, grad student is standing on the curb (hi TBB!). Suddenly a ballista silver Audi rolls up and the window rolls down.
"You TheBuckeyeBear?" a mysterious voice calls out.
TBB puts her fingers up to the window, and the driver runs those through the CGB picture database.
Suddenly, the door opens...Inside are Dr. and Mr. CALumbusBear, obviously drunk. The car reeks of scotch, as it has soaked into the Hello Kitty/Cal upholstery.
After awkward hellos (fit for e-friends), they start driving to Ohio. Within 1 minute, TBB is asleep.
What happens next? That's up to you, dear CGB reader.
The outcome of this DBD should be...
moar cgb fanfic! (7 votes)
boomtho should be forced into the Hunger Games (6 votes)
Twist should be punched in the face (3 votes)
Calumbites should be quarantined and prevented from impacting Cal sports (5 votes)
21 total votes