DBD 2.14.12 Fire Starkey...The patience of Job
Many of you have heard my laments about my lack of TV/Intenet/Phone service for the past 6 weeks but I thought I would sum it up for all to fully enjoy and mock my frustrations.
It all started when I was set to move from my old house. I had had Uverse for a year and had a generally very positive experience. Because of a construction delay (and as it turned out, the legal winding up of my builder), I was going to be homeless between Dec 23 through the 29th. As a result, the fam would be packed into my Mother in Law's house (fantasies coming true!!!!) for the duration. So my first call to Uverse was to figure out how my service would be transferred with this gap. I was told to just take my equipment with me and to call back once we got established in the new place. No, they couldn't schedule the new install now, I had to be living in the new house first.
Sigh.
I called on Jan 2 and after being shuttled around, hung up on and put on hold for a combined 2 hours (from 4 phone calls), I was told the earliest they could come out was Jan.14. Really? I would be paying for no service for 3 weeks? Yes I was told, thats the earliest we can come out. Considering I have the max package and pay about $200 a month, I found this unsatisfactory. After stewing over it for a couple of days I called back and demanded an earlier install date or I would cancel. Sorry sir, thats the best we can do.
So I cancelled. Mistake!
I called Direct TV and they could come out that Sunday, Jan 8. Sweet! So they arrive Sunday morning and Mrs Fire Starkey goes outside to talk to them. She comes into the kitchen a few minutes later and tells me they have a satellite dish. "So?" says I. Satellite dishes are not allowed by our HOA, she informs me.
Sigh.
With satellite dishes outlawed, I had 2 choice, go crawling back to Uverse and sign with Time-Warner. Since TW is evil incarnate, I went crawling back to Uverse. I explained the situation and asked if they could bring back my old order to transfer to the new house. Mistake! Yes, I was informed and as a matter of fact, a tech was available to come set it up the next day! The next day I get a call from the technician who is confused. Why, says I? Well, the hous elooks empty. He gave me the address and he was at my old house. The new one is 1/3 of a mile away. Sorry, he can't do it. Cancel the order time.
I call Uverse back and explain the situation again. Ok, says foreign voice, we cant do anything right now because the cancellation doesn't show up yet. I argue for a while and am told they will fix it.
Suspicious, I call back 2 days later. Yes, they have it scheduled again. The address? The old house again.
Sigh.
Cancel everything, lets start all over. So I completely re-do the order. The new address is confirmed 4 times. They can come out Jan 25. I agree because this is bullshit and I'm not screwing it up again. Jan 25 comes and Mrs Fire Starkey takes her hald day of work off, I take the afternoon off. No one shows. I call and am told that the outside tech came and there is a problem with the wiring to the box at the street. Ok, when did you discover this? 2 days ago I'm told. Really? No call to tell us that the install is cancelled again?
Sigh.
The following week a team showed up unannounced and drilled under our driveway to run the conduit to the street and last Saturday, a guy showed up to check the network strength. He called another tech to come set up the inside later that day so in the end, it finished with a rush but never again will I screw around with an install date.
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The FCC told them to suck it in 1996 and continues to do so every few years.
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 6:37 AM PST up reply actions
FireStarkey, you should immediately cancel UVerse and get DirectTV back there!
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 7:18 AM PST up reply actions
That sounds like the more efficient of the 2 options.
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 7:24 AM PST up reply actions
I’m lucky that our HOA is too busy fighting amongst themselves and doesn’t really enforce many of its rules. For example, when we moved in, we noticed that many of our neighbors had screen doors; plain, metal, brownish doors. We went out and found a door we like better; white vinyl screen door. Well, they told us a few weeks after we put it up that it was not in compliance with the rest of the building and that we would have to replace it with the type that everyone else has. 5 years later, we still have our same screen door.
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we had some friends
in Vegas that ended up in constant fights with their HOA… they had a door thing too, after they had remodeled their entryway they got nastygrams and finally facing suits they put the door back. And then sold and bought a house.
I had a condo in Oakland for a while and the HOA there was pretty incompetent. I sold about a month before they figured out how much they needed to assess to replace all the 70s-era aluminum windows and fix all the dry rot they must have found.
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 7:39 AM PST up reply actions
I’ve spent thousands of dollars improving my front lawn because I was sick of receiving threats that it was not up to par. Lesson Learned: There will not be a HOA for ikoolykedat’s next house.
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Our last HOA was a nightmare because they tried to bust us for having an “illegal” patio cover so we produced the paperwork that showed that they approved it but they made us file it all over again because they couldn’t find our file.
HOA’s are a pain in the ass but when they’re well run, in Texas its a must. Otherwise you end up with people parking old cars in the front yard or something.
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 7:58 AM PST up reply actions
Definitely not as bad in a detached-house type development where there’s not as big a risk of special assessment.
And as always this is not legal advice but: for anyone thinking of buying in a common-interest development, demand to see the HOA organizational docs and (especially) recent meeting minutes before you close your deal. It’s usually a condition of closing but I and others often waive this because the HOA “can’t find them” or won’t send them without a ludicrous copy fee, etc.
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions
not as big a risk of special assessment.
I wish someone had told me this 5 years ago…this has killed me on multiple occasions.
demand to see the HOA organizational docs and (especially) recent meeting minutes
If I’d only known.
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As I said, you may not get them… my idiot HOA only gave me some when I bought, and I had a hell of a time getting anything from them as the seller.
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 8:10 AM PST up reply actions
We didn’t get the packet hen we moved in. But then again, I don’t know how much that would have changed anything. Meeting minutes on paper are a whole lot different than being there in person. I feel embarrassed for them at how childish and backstabby everyone is.
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That’s more or less what happened to me, I got what I got, and figured I wanted to buy anyway and it turned out ok.
What you might see in the minutes are things like “OMG foundation cracking/sliding need to hire engineer” or “lawyer said we’ll probably lose at trial on slip-and-fall case, gonna have to assess for that”. And you’d be surprised at what badly-run places put in the minutes, ours had all kinds of unprofessional editorial junior-high type comments in them.
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions
You should totally go to the meeting and say, “I’m embarrassed for all of you for how childish and backstabby you all are.” :)
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
Trust me, I have. i even served on the board for a few years. I have no problem speaking my mind to these people. That might be the reason why they secretly campaigned against me to keep me from being reelected.
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I’m worried that the dysfunctional HOA will prevent my parents from dumping this current condo when they decide to sell. Lesson learned.
In our first house, the busybody next door complained to the HOA about us for every little thing. I repaired a post on the front porch and re-painted it. (damaged by the seller when moving out) Got a letter from HOA threatening a $50 fine/day until I returned the post to “an authorized shade.” Seriously? The new paint on the post ain’t gonna match the faded 10-year paint on the rest of the house even though we took a chip in for color-matching.
Right now, our HOA is gutless and toothless. They have all sorts of rules about street parking and sports equipment – none of them are enforced.
My backyard golf net is probably illegal, but I doubt anyone will raise a fuss. If they do, they’ll have to write up half the neighborhood.
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I’m gonna raise a fuss.
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Did you adopt it from fussfinder.com? That’s so good of you!
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Its a pure bred fuss
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I'll see your fuss
and raise you a ruckus!
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions
Everyone should go to the baseball home opener on Friday!!
RSVP and invite as many friends as possible . . . let’s make this the first home sell out in years (if not decades).
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Have to work, but gonna try to go on Sun. Unless it is gonna rain. Is it gonna rain?
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After being one of college baseball’s most compelling stories last season, California (No. 22 Collegiate Baseball) opens the 2012 campaign versus Pacific in a three-game series, with Friday and Sunday’s games at Evans Diamond and Saturday’s contest at Klein Family Field in Stockton. The Cal program, under the direction of 2011 NCBWA National Coach of the Year David Esquer, was slated to be discontinued after 2011 due to budget cuts, but was saved through fundraising efforts and qualified for the College World Series for the first time since 1992 after winning the Houston Regional and sweeping Dallas Baptist (7-0, 6-2) in the Santa Clara Super Regional. Cal, featuring 2011 Pac-10 Player of the Year Tony Renda and the Most Outstanding Player of the 2011 Houston Regional Devon Rodriguez, had to go through the losers’ bracket and win four straight games at the Houston Regional to advance to the Super Regional.
Baseball opens against Pacific on Friday
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The “World Cup” rugby series between the California Golden Bears and British Columbia Thunderbirds, one of the best and most time-honored cross-border intercollegiate competitions in North America, resumes Saturday, Feb. 18, on Treasure Island, starting at 3 p.m. PT on Ray Sheeran Field at the San Francisco Golden Gate Rugby Club.
For the second straight year during the Rugby Bears’ inability to host home matches at Witter Rugby Field, proceeds from the event will be directed to benefit high-school and youth rugby.
Ruggers battle the evil Canadians Saturday
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evil Canadians
Please stop being redundant.
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 7:15 AM PST up reply actions
All part of their evil strategy: “No, you don’t want to annex Canada, because we’re so polite and all.”
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 7:28 AM PST up reply actions
California has signed tight end Harrison Wilfley (Orangevale, CA/American River College/Casa Roble HS) to a National Letter of Intent to join the Golden Bears football program and bring the total number in the class to 20, head coach Jeff Tedford announced Monday. Wilfley last played at American River College in 2008 and ’09 before embarking on a Mormon mission in Uruguay. He prepped at Casa Roble High School, where he played in 2006 and ’07.
The signing class includes nine players on at least one list of the nation’s top prospects provided by five major recruiting services in ESPN, MaxPreps, Scout, Rivals and 247Sports.
Bears sign JC TE back from Mormon mission
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He had done it enough times for them this season, so Monta Ellis’ teammates didn’t have any problem picking him up Monday night.
On a rare night when Ellis didn’t give the Warriors efficient scoring, turn playmaker or make an impact on defense, David Lee and the reserves found a way to knock off Phoenix 102-96 in front of 19,106 fans at Oracle Arena.
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 6:21 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Monta is efficient? I thought the knock on him was that he scored a lot, but took a lot of shots. Has he improved this year?
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
I don’t watch the Dubs at all, so that was purely based on the rest of you guys complaining about it in the past :)
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions
do you live in a gated community?
didn’t realize you were that 1%ery….
You should have just put the dish up… then let them come to you to tell you to take it down…
its not gated but I suppose it kind of acts that way. Its very “nice” though
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 6:23 AM PST up reply actions
and you know there are neighbors who just live for pointing out HOA violations…
will be interested to hear how you like Uverse. I am a hardcore DirecTv guy. Think it is by far the best service.
I’ve had them for a year, I really like them for the most part. That said, nothing really went wrong till the move…
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 6:31 AM PST up reply actions
I’m a fan. I’ve had them for over 3 years now and other than a blip this summer where it went out every time it rained, they’ve been good.
I too am a believer. Not too many price hikes, and they’ve left us in our cheapo plan that they don’t offer any more.
I still wish that we could just buy the channels we want, and not have 500 shopping channels, but the invisible hand of the market prevents this, apparently.
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 6:43 AM PST up reply actions
Gated communities in Texas aren’t that 1% – my question, do you live in a community which is something @ something?
It seemed like 70% of the places in Austin were called something like “The Oaks at Fairmont” or “The Jerkoffs @ Four Corners” or something like that.
something like "The Oaks at Fairmont"
Meanwhile, all the oaks were cut down to make way for said community.
Oh yes...
The Bridges of Bear Creek Estates
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 7:52 AM PST up reply actions
was that
the sequel to Bridges of Madison County?
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions
If they have a creek in Madison County named “Bear”, then yes probably so.
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 8:09 AM PST up reply actions
i am sure i’m in the minority here, but i’m a huge comcast fan. we (between my parents’ house, my 2 apts in berkeley, and my apt now) have never had a problem. service has always been good, had one tech miss an apt but they gave us a good-sized credit and an expedited fix.
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I really like Comcast’s internet—it’s fast and reasonably reliable.
I have to admit that I’m a DirecTv fan now. They have almost every HD channel I’d watch (still waiting for BBCAmerica, though) and NFL Sunday Ticket is a must for me to watch the Packers every weekend. With that being said, I REALLY REALLY miss the OnDemand offerings from Comcast. DirecTv has it, but if I have to use my precious bandwidth to download shows/movies, it’s not the same.
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Is DirecTV still the only 1080p HD provider?
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I’m not certain, but I don’t think so. I believe Dish also claims 1080p
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by ikoolykedat on Feb 14, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions
Is Pac-12 Network going to be available on DirecTV or Dish? That would heavily influence my selection.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
It’ll be interesting to see how it is available. When I had Dish, I got all the Big 10 network channels as part of the package I purchased. It was completely random.
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
As per CBS:
The other major task is completing distribution agreements. The conference announced deals with cable companies Comcast Corp., Cox, Time Warner Inc. and Bright House when it announced plans to launch the network in July. Those carriers are in about 40 million homes, although the network will only be on a sports tier outside the Pac-12 area.
The conference still needs to negotiate deals with Charter Cable, DirecTV, Dish Network Corp., AT&T Inc. and Verizon Communications Inc., among other companies. Talks have started but no agreements have been reached as of yet.
by puresilence on Feb 14, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again. Comcast is fine as long as you never EVER ever have to talk to someone.
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I was on the phone with them last night about my interwebz service. No problems whatsoever.
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So this
I swear that of all the people that I have to deal with (not counting tenants) Comcast service techs are the absolute dumbest, on the rare occasions that they’ve been competent, I am always shocked.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
That was my perception of them, too. Guess I got lucky the last few times, we got someone who really knew their stuff to come out. Getting through that first line of phone support, though… why yes I’ll reset the router again.
Yes, the power is on. Yes, the cable is connected.
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
We have commercials out here for Insight where they say you periodically need to shut off the cable modem and router, count to 15, and power them back on. They actually have commercials for this.
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by HeyAlumniGo on Feb 14, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
hahaha
marketing expenses: much cheaper than equipment that actually works!
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
we do not have a HOA
but there was a plan for one for our developement when it was built.
one of the original home owners who is still there, thinks it went into effect, and sends people notes about how what they are doing is against the HOA rules.
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by Rocksanddirt on Feb 14, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions
Post some!
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 14, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
I would never want to live in a gated community.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
Hey! Some of my best friends are gated communities!
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
I’ve got nothing against gates or the gate community!
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
Gate Americans have struggled for years
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but how are you supposed to keep the riff raff out?!?!?!?
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
Yes but that requires living in Omaha
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 14, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
funk dat
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
The riff raff are our fellow Americans.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
Let me guess, Jeff Tedford’s pesonal guest.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
Were you in the extreme inner blackhawk sanctum or just the regular blackhawk area?
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keeping out the neighbors to the south

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
Those are real un-Americans though!
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
Just when it appeared as if the A’s might be among the league’s least compelling teams, at least in the near future, they made a big, big splash – with more ripples likely to come.
Oakland, which spent the winter trading its top three pitchers, unexpectedly snatched prized Cuban outfielder Yoenis Cespedes away from the Marlins and other big spenders Monday, signing the 26-year-old to a four-year, $36 million deal.
A’s sign Cuban dude who can supposedly hit much well
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That pushes Coco to left, which makes him not as good a hitter relative to his peers.
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Yes. This is an odd signing. But tevs
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at least they did something that resembles not totally giving up, right? (for the record, I’m fine w/ the rebuild)
by the federer express on Feb 14, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
USC’s Ronnie Lott and Arizona’s J.T. Snow helped put up a wall, Cal’s Marshawn Lynch cleared space with a sledgehammer and the Pac-12 got started building the studios for its television network.
The conference held the groundbreaking for the Pac-12 networks at Third and Harrison streets in San Francisco on Monday, about six months before it will hit the air with a national cable-television network, six regional networks and a digital network.
Marshawn ghost rides Pac 12 Network groundbreaking
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Alex Morgan aint the only ex Cal athlete in body paint
Link to all the si photoshoots. Bar Rafaeli is pretty
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I’m surprised that there aren’t any comments on Ms Coughlin’s nudity in link #1
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
hahaha the price of CGB
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
Members of Conference USA and current and future members of the Mountain West are on their way to forming a conference that will begin in 2013.
“This is an exciting development that will stabilize the current conferences and create the first truly national conference with members in five time zones and television viewership from coast to coast,” UNLV President Neal Smatresk said in statement. “We are moving our plans forward rapidly and expect to complete our conversations in the near future.”
“Exciting” 24 team league forming
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Women's Lacrosse begins on Sat
Cal Starts Season at Saint Mary’s on Saturday
California begins the Ginger Miles era with a season-opening conference match at Saint Mary’s on Sunday, Feb. 19, at 1 p.m. in Moraga, Calif. Miles, the first-year head coach, governs a young squad that includes 16 underclassmen, eight juniors and four seniors. Those seniors – fifth-year Golden Bear Emily Abbood and Tara Arolla, Tori Harrison and Vail Horn – led the 2011 Bears to a 9-8 record and also comprise Cal’s 2012 team captains.
The match at Saint Mary’s will be the first official lacrosse game played on the Gaels’ new turf field, which is located next to Saint Mary’s Stadium.
Mavs Edge Clippers
Dallas Mavericks 96 Los Angeles Clippers 92. Clippers Come Up Short in Rematch of Western Conference Powers
In spite of turnovers, missed free throws, defensive breakdowns, and a solid fourth quarter by Dirk Nowitzki, the Clippers were not out of this game until the very end. Down 6, with under two minutes to go, the Clippers beat the high double team that had flustered them all game by flashing Kenyon Martin to the free throw line, who then hit a slashing Blake Griffin for the dunk and a foul, and Blake would convert the free throw. After a stop on the other end, Paul would find Kenyon Martin for a quick layup cutting the lead to one. Dirk would push the lead to three with a 15 footer towards the end of the shot clock. On the ensuing possession, Paul found Kenyon Martin again cutting to the rim, but the play resulted in a crucial no call, with Dirk getting away with a pretty obvious foul. The Clippers then had to foul, and Dirk pushed the lead to 5. Even then, the Clippers found a way to hang around.
I’m not complaining, but why not just make the headline the link?
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
Cool, no worries either way. Like I said, I’m not complaining, and it’s awesome that you’ve been putting up the stories lately. It’s much appreciated, whatever format you want to use :)
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
You’re gonna have to try much harder to offend me. I guess I just started doing it that way and kept it up. Always open to suggestions.
FUCK YO LINKS
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FUCK YO POSITIVE REINFORMCENET!
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Do you have express written consent to use that?
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I don’t recall you reserving your rights adequately when originally posting that.
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions
Its implied in every post that I reserve all rights! EVERY DAY IM REVSERVING! RESERVING RESERVING!
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Ben Bernanke you’re not.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions
Sharks Win 5-3 over Capitals
Pavelski’s four-point night lifts Sharks over Washington
Two goals and two assists by Joe Pavelski on a night when the best power play in the NHL erupted for another three goals, an occurrence that’s become commonplace as of late, along with tallies by Patrick Marleau, Brent Burns and Ryane Clowe gave the Sharks a 5-3 win over the floundering Washington Capitals in a game in which the Caps had a decided territorial advantage but weren’t able to generate a ton of terrific opportunities courtesy of mostly solid defensive positioning by the Sharks. Whether or not spending as much time in their own zone as the Sharks did tonight and still managing to tie their opponent in EV chances is a sustainable feat is a point for debate (a debate that can end here: it’s not) but kudos to the team for being able to generally keep the Caps’ shooters to the outside tonight.
WOOHOOOOO!!!
I forgot there was a game last night.
Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"
I saw that when I watched the highlights this morning. That was awesome. At regular speed you can’t even see it. At slow speed, the last bounce looked like a ground ball hitting a rock and it just shot up.
Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"
by HeyAlumniGo on Feb 14, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
Sactown Royalty has Valentine Cards they made
Some are funny, some I don’t get.
This is my favorite though.

My favourite:
Sorry that we couldn’t afford a card,

but please accept this coupon for two free Jack in the Box tacos when you purchase a large fountain drink.
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CGB SF Beer Week Meet-Up!
So would Wednesday or Thursday work better for y’all?
Really, all that matters is that there’s a beer and cheese pairing. Mmmm
There’s also
Waterloo Beverages, Flemish Beer Importer
This Award winning brewer is hitting the mark in San Francisco. Come meet the gentlemen who make Gageleer! Now on tap. Their Belgian beer selection will knock your taste buds around. Selections include Westoek XX, De Ryck Arend Tripel and Bersalis Tripel Oud.
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I’m planning on it, but I haven’t bought tickets. If other people go, perhaps the Groupon deal would be helpful (me, I love cheap tickets more than any other tickets).
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
I will go with you, Oui We, especially if you need a groupon partner.
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--Thoroughbred
I almost read that as “groping partner”.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
Yay! If we get two more, we can get four together, otherwise it’s still 2 for $22. Anyone else?
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
I’m going!
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
$22 for 2 through Groupon, $22 for one through Athletics with a promo code.
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
Damn! I wish I didn’t have to work thursday night.
California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.
I’m not the one who bailed on Guinness night..
by the federer express on Feb 14, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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by Rishi on Feb 14, 2012 7:08 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
how's your
restaurant reservation auction coming along? You might post an ebay link here.
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 7:13 AM PST up reply actions
Fortunately, I’m not Dwight Schrute and instead gave it to a friend to use tonight!
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And you gave it to her on condition that she take you! Sounds like a DATE DATE DATEDATEDATE!!!!
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--Thoroughbred
seems like you’re trying to turn this into your MEME MEME MEMEMEMEMEMEME
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
Ha, that’s rad.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions
obvi
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
… from 1987 to 1994
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
I turned 10 between those years!
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
DRINK DRINK DRINK (PHOTOS HERE, CLICK ON THIS HEADER TO COLLAPSE POST)
Stopped in Yosemite for quick overnighter on Sunday. I am always amazed that there are people in California who have not been to Yosemite. If you haven’t you really need to go. And if you have not been to Yosemite in the winter, do yourself a favor and go. It is simply sublime. And you basically feel like you have the entire park to yourself, there is just no one there. Honestly it is about as close to heaven as you can get.
highway 41 heading into the park from the South
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The Valley from Tunnel View… ahhhhhhhhh

Some shots of the Ahwahnee



I thought we only drank when you were in the photo. I need some rule clarifications here. Too damn early for drinking.
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 7:23 AM PST up reply actions
still haven't done this
but we go up in the fall each year, not much in the way of crowds and delicious weather (most of the time).
I haven’t made it up in winter but would love to. I guess they opened 120 up again, I had thought it would be closed off for the season after the landslide.
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 7:27 AM PST up reply actions
Which part of 120 are to talking about? the route out of the park to Manteca was open (I took it to 49 then meandered through Gold Country). 120 / Tioga pass is closed for the season.
I wasn’t going to go to Yosemite, but I heard it was going to snow so changed plans. If I didn’t have to be back for meetings today I would have stayed another day… it was just breathtaking… Here is a little video I took.
Yeah, there was a landslide on 120 outside the park a few weeks ago but they must have gotten it fixed up.
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 8:11 AM PST up reply actions
Love Yosemite. When I was younger, we’d go every summer for a week and camp in the valley.
I still want to take my kids there when we visit but it’s hard to get reservations now since they cut out a bunch of the campgrounds after flooding.
Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"
Whilst at Cal I took a Camping for Credit course where we camped 3 or 4 days, a couple of which were in Yosemite. It was Geology something or other. I very much enjoyed it, but it kinda sucked sleeping with your water so it didn’t freeze, and then waking up in the (very cold) rain.
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 8:35 AM PST up reply actions
1 star
i herd good things about yosimmete but it was dirty, food had to be put in disgusting metal boxes, i nearly froze to death and it rained, and there were spiders in the toilets SO GROSS. the rangers were rood and i didn’t see any bears at all
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 8:39 AM PST up reply actions
1 Star
Ate at burger place. Ordered salad. Dressing came on side. wtf?!
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by Rishi on Feb 14, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
lol rec’d
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
1 Star
Ate at salad place. Ordered burger. Patty came in soda. WTF?!
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 14, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
It’s run by Sally Albright.
"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."
-- Andrew Latham Smith
I think this is an inappropriate comment so I will only say
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
1 star
No free wifi, 5 hour drive from Bay Area, bears that stole our food had some attitude.
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--Thoroughbred
cold rain
is pretty turrible weather for outdoor activities.
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions
One learns to break down a tent real fast in the cold rain. I’m just glad it wasn’t raining when we were trying to pitch it.
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions
Dear ratemyprofessors telegraph service, I never thought this could happen to me…
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions
I’ve eaten there a few times. It’s nice to hang out in, but to me Yose has never been about luxury/spending money. Backpacking, Curry, or bust.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 14, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
the bar
is pretty good for lunch/snack and not outrageously expensive. I’ve never eaten in the dining room.
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions
Honeymoon dinner at the Ahwahnee.
That was on a Tuesday night, I think.
Most of the other nights were at the Mountain Broiler Room at Yosemite Lodge.
"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."
-- Andrew Latham Smith
That place at the Lodge seems very nice. Actually the cafeteria (food court, whatever they call it) is entirely cromulent and not particularly pricey. Seems like better food and cheaper tnan the Curry Chicken Village one but I haven’t eaten there in forever.
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions
Curry Village? I’m guessing he camps there.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
Atoms is partially correct. I am camping, but in a gigantic bowl of warm, insulating curry.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 14, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
A BLACK MAN MARRYING A WHITE MAN?! NOW I’VE SEEN EVERYTHING!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
DON’T LET THE GOVERNMENT TAKE OVER MEDICARE
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
Sign I may be DBDing too much: I dreamt about Jumbacos last night.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 14, 2012 7:49 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Were you being chased by Jumbacos?
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 7:58 AM PST up reply actions
were they wearing scoop necked shirts?
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Feb 14, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions
Dear All

In the Game of Trolls, you either troll or you die.
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I love the Hoff
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 7:55 AM PST up reply actions
I didn’t know you were German.
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 7:59 AM PST up reply actions
His awesomeness transcends borders

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 8:13 AM PST up reply actions
doh!

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 8:13 AM PST up reply actions
v-day gifts
go.
i pulled a dwight schrute and gave ms. boomtho a key to my apt.
"#caltrollgang" - RB
I got Mrs. Unclesam two dozen red roses (thanks to Whole Foods 19.99 offer), a bag of her favorite candy, and a North Face triclimate jacket she wanted (on the UPS truck for delivery today…).
Great. Just great. I also gave ms. boomtho a key to your apartment. Now, what am I supposed to get her?!?!
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by TwistNHook on Feb 14, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
A restraining order?
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 8:04 AM PST up reply actions
whoa whoa whoa
you… why… dammit man
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 8:14 AM PST up reply actions
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay
so you don’t mind her going through your stuff while you’re not there? Seriously, you’re going to need to better hide that double headed dildo and all the midget porn you have.
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions
i barely have stuff, let alone stuff to hide. i’m not doing my part to support the economy
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uh huh
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 8:34 AM PST up reply actions
presumably a DBD on how FS is a genius at finding TV deals.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 8:36 AM PST up reply actions
that seems like your DBD to write
"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux
by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 8:39 AM PST up reply actions
I can’t… busy this week.
"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux
by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 8:42 AM PST up reply actions
SOCK YOU SAY?

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux
by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions
nah I’m over that. I do need to buy a 42-46" tv though. Intern! Find me a good one!
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 8:38 AM PST up reply actions
nah, just your standard, inexpensive hdtv. No plasma, lcd or led preferred.
I figured with the Super Bowl over its time to look.
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions
I don’t like the screen from an angle. Plus my children have a tendency to leave the TV on with the show paused and I think some burn in would happen pretty easily/quickly.
This TV is destined for my living room so it will be a large space with viewing from a lot of different angles. 46" should be big enough for what we want there.
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions
That’s funny because plasma has by far the widest view angles, but the screen burn-in is an issue, although not that big a deal anymore.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
huh, when I’ve gone tv shopping in the past, I get really weird shadowing when I look at the screen from an extreme angle.
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
also, more expensive to operate (compared to LCD/LED), right?
by the federer express on Feb 14, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions
I believe power consumption is significantly higher but am willing to be proved wrong on that
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
Sounds about right. In terms of power consumption it’s Plasma > LCD > LED.
by puresilence on Feb 14, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
Here's some recent average annual cost from CNET
http://reviews.cnet.com/green-tech/tv-consumption-chart/
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Feb 14, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
Id love to prove you wrong.
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Why… would… he….need a….double-headed…. dildo….?
Actually, don’t answer that. I don’t want to know.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
Who doesn’t??
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
Have you ever even looked at a porn website?
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
Not ones with men using a double-dong device.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
double dong denzel!
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
smh
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
So Ms Atoms was expected to bring her own equipment before you shacked up?
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
Visions of soon to be Mrs Atoms breaking out the double edged sword with a suggestive look on her face and Atoms turning white as snow before fainting. lulz
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
smh
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
haha
that’s pretty romantic!
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 8:33 AM PST up reply actions
He put a heart-shaped key tag on it though!
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--Thoroughbred
i wrapped it!
in the plastic bag it came on. also, random thought… got it copied at the mall, they had a bunch of novelty keys. i should’ve gotten a cal key! dangit.
"#caltrollgang" - RB
That seems really inefficient for pumping blood. SUPER EFFICIENT FOR PUMPING SUNSHINE, THOUGH.
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec’d
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 14, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
it's ok
I used house keys to propose, so I’m just joshin’ ya.
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions
wat
If a house in SF isn’t better than a piece of compressed coal, that ain’t a person I wanna marry.
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
Cool, and I gave a teddy bear to a girl in third grade once.
Now are we done talking about things that don’t matter?
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I actually have no idea what you’re referring to. I post too much to remember everyone’s reactions to my obnoxious posting.
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It’s a troll-and-forget strategy. Sound.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
But you commute by public transport.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
So selfish.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
I am not interested in your feet, but you could be carrying baby emperor penguins at the same time you know.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
The good Mrs. Dr. CALumbus and I are hosting a gourmet pizza and good wine party. We’ll order pizza from some of the better places, and I’ll be poppin’ bottles all night long.
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 8:30 AM PST up reply actions
You and boomtho have something in common, he is giving his gf a key and you are hosting a key party.
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--Thoroughbred
by sec119 on Feb 14, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
This is how we roll in LOLHIO. Plenty of parking for everyone’s motorized chairs
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
I made these for my labmates

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 14, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Still have babby fever huh?
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by golden oso on Feb 14, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
At this rate, it’s going to have to occur through fission…
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 14, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions
See, all you talk about is baby shit, because you're baby crazy!
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Nice
I got up early and made pink heart pancakes for the family. I also gave Ragnarok some very nerdy cards, and I know he enjoyed 2 of the 3. I wonder if he found the 3rd one yet…
Cal: Bears with Books.
Did you construct a complex scavenger’s hunt with each clue more complicated than the last to get to this 3rd card?
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NICE! Oooh do you like red velvet cake? You can try red velvet pancakes!
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 14, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
what kind of beer do you like?
heineken?! FUCK THAT SHIT!
PABST
BLUE
RIBBON!!!!!!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
Take off that Red Stripe!
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
hooray beer!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
I see your blue and raise a Golden Bear.

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
one of my fellow boners brewed a tasty beer he named “Golden Beer”. it was tasty. we had it last night.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
one of my fellow boners
You have several spelunking digits?
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions
Maybe he was contrasting with lady boners?
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
grow up, lis
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
NO REAL NAMES, DAMMIT
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
lighten up, lis
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
That sounds awesome :) This was pancake batter with red food coloring, but that sounds delicious.
Cal: Bears with Books.
dinner at Plum and drinks at Make Westing, plus flowers/small cake from Masse’s. big load this year because she got me nice snow pants.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 14, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions
I think that’s how babby is formed.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
I wasn’t going to do anything, but when I picked up my daughter from school, she guilt-tripped me into buying flowers. Oh well.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
If it’s any consolation, I remembered that my wife had said she would tolerate the annual lack of gift / flowers but a card would be nice… so I bought her a card.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
Playing, or punch?
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions
actually this

I know that she would have preferred an Electra Woman and Dyna Girl card, but the Barnes and Noble buyer plainly has limits on dorky stock.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
That, sir, is what you get for not visiting a comic book store.
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 8:29 PM PST up reply actions
Download Season 1, Episode 1 of Downtown Abbey for free
http://itunes.apple.com/us/tv-season/downton-abbey-season-1/id410597630
Available in HD!
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thank you. too bad it’s itunes/apple, but hey, free is free.
by the federer express on Feb 14, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
…as beautiful as I am?
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
1.3/19
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
That joke was totally not l33t.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
That seems deliberately confusing.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
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Business Inventories Rose Less Than Sales
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A gain in U.S. business inventories trailed the improvement in sales in December, showing companies may continue to restock shelves and warehouses in early 2012.
The 0.4 percent increase in stockpiles followed a 0.3 percent advance the prior month, Commerce Department data showed today in Washington. The median projection in a Bloomberg News survey called for a 0.5 percent rise. Sales climbed 0.7 percent, the most since July.
Inventory replenishment, which helped the economy grow last quarter at the fastest pace in more than a year, may extend into this year as a pickup in hiring boosts purchases. Another report today showed retail sales rose less than forecast in January, held back by an unexpected drop in demand at auto dealers.
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Stores are putting more stuff on shelves because they expect people to buy more.
Stores sold less this past month than what was expected.
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It said inventories grew less than sales, though?
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Yeah, sorry, typo on my part.
Yes, that is correct. Sales growth still trailed expectations, though.
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That was nice of you to let him spelunk your cave!
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lulz, I once read a guys junk described as a “spelunking digit” and have never been able to keep a straight face since when caving is brought up in conversation.
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
Who sets expectations?
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Not Therapists?
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The Ultimate Lifesaver
Ambulances Vary Widely in Equipment; Trying to Create an ER on Wheels
A new push is under way to improve the care people get after they call 911, when minutes can make the difference between life and death.
There is plenty of room for improvement: Survival rates among sudden-cardiac-arrest patients, for example, vary widely among different regions in the country. One problem: Medical advances that save lives in hospitals and on the battlefields are often slow to become available to civilian emergency responders.
Emergency medical systems and ambulance companies are driving the efforts to change. A growing number of communities are training their 911 call centers to instruct bystanders by telephone in the best way to administer cardiopulmonary resuscitation, or CPR, which has been shown to increase a patient’s chance of surviving. Some emergency responders are equipping ambulances with new technologies like digital transmission systems to beam electrocardiograms to hospitals and quick-clotting bandages, developed for troops fighting in Iraq, to stop bleeding faster. Paramedics—the most skilled providers of pre-hospital emergency care—also are being trained to chill cardiac-arrest patients after resuscitating them, as is often done in hospitals; the procedure has been shown to increase patients’ chances of surviving without brain damage.

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those
cardiac survival rates look horrible.
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 8:12 AM PST up reply actions
Ouchie
although the high of 16.3% isn’t exactly reassuring either! Lesson: Exercise, eat Cheerios, and subscribe to Life Alert.
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I’ve always wondered how paramedic companies work, esp re: staffing, location, hospital selection. it’s gotta be complicated as pho.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 14, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions
Isn’t pho pretty simple? Broth, meat, and some veggies?
[sorry]
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
So….only use the back door for hookers. Got it.
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bar bambino review
are people interested? i can write up a legit review if ppl are.
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def interested
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 8:34 AM PST up reply actions
Throw in “notes of forest floor,” particularly if you smelled something a bit rotten.
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions
There are people who give five minutes speeches on bottled water.
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How to conduct a water tasting
There are about 3,000 brands of bottled water world wide and a tasting provides the best introduction to the surprising richness of epicurean experiences with water.
Here are directions for conducting your own. I recommend that, at the beginning, it not be conducted blind: A water tasting should be fun more of an introduction to the differences in bottled waters than a hardcore blind tasting, which can be intimidating.
As the host, you should provide information on all the waters and let people enjoy the tactile experience of handling the bottle.
Here are a few guidelines:
Buy as many waters as possible from each of the five FineWaters Balance categories:
•Still
•Effervescent
•Light
•Classic
•Bold
One bottle is enough for six to eight people. You should have at least five waters 10 is a better number (one to two in each category). Within each of the categories, try to find waters with different TDS levels (amount of minerals in the water), sources (spring water or rainwater), or countries or regions of origin. Chill all the waters to about 55 degrees Fahrenheit to nicely showcase the differences in the waters. Make sure they stay at the same temperature throughout the tasting otherwise their qualities (or the perception of them) will change. You will need one proper water glasses per person.
If you don’t have water glasses with a stem use white wine glasses. Start with still and work your way through the levels up to bold. You can swallow, but have a bucket ready for emptying glasses. Serve bread or crackers, but not salty food. Make notes if you wish, describing how the water feels (short, long, focused, wide, and so forth).
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Please don’t actually conduct a water tasting session. It’s a little silly. Also, proof that a five minute marketing pitch is more effective than anything else.
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f that
less talking and more pouring! GLUG GLUG
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 8:43 AM PST up reply actions
Sidebar: my labmate thought she was drunk (“I feel dizzy…”) during a lab celebration…where we were having sparkling grape juice.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 14, 2012 8:54 AM PST up reply actions
It must have been the roofie.
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When I was in college, I really wanted to throw a kegger for freshmen… and serve non-alcohlic beer. Just as a social experiment.
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non-alcoholic beer does contain a small amount of booze. with freshmen it might be enough to have the same effect as a regular keg with more experienced livers.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 9:18 AM PST up reply actions
Non-alcohlic beer is supposed to be, at most. 0.05% abv.
You’d have to have 84 servings of that to equal one serving of Bud Light.
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0.5%, not 0.05%. So it would be 8 servings, and given a “kegger” and extremely low tolerances, this isn’t out of the question.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions
Okay, even then (and remember, that's the upper limit)
That’s 18 beers to equal 2 bud lights. And I can always get “zero alcohol beer”.
So, yay for social experimentation!
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i think if you tried to throw a party for a bunch of freshmen it would be pretty g-d creepy.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions
But that’s totes defending Rishi! I had a perfect opportunity for us to all call him creepy!
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions
There was an episode of Freaks & Geeks with this premise.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
pretty sure
this experiment has been done, and that it had the effect you are thinking it would have.
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions
Yay!
It would be so entertaining to see it.
Already got to see the entertainment from serving freshmen Grey Goose vodka (ie Popov’s served in Grey Goose bottles) and seeing how much they enjoyed it.
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usually
i’m a big fan of gordon’s plastic bottle vodka, personally. (QUALIFIER: big fan FOR THE PRICE)
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Why do you AND Raptors gotta atoms up all the fun social experimentation here?
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because somebody put roofies in the nonalcoholic booze. YOUR EXPERIMENT IS INVALID BIYATCH.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
All the freshmen become sexy vampires?
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You don’t understand booze or vampires.
Cal: Bears with Books.
by AndBears on Feb 14, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
If you get drunk enough, everybody is like a sexy vampire!
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by TwistNHook on Feb 14, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
- I try to avoid Twilight as much as I can, but here’s a question — why aren’t there any female werewolves?
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Something to do with the pack and the guys in the Indian tribe
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….there would be long lines for the bathroom? That’s the main effect I would guess.
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 9:14 AM PST up reply actions
Love handles for HER pleasure!
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions
i’mma get tattoo’s on mine. “Grip Here”
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by Rocksanddirt on Feb 14, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
Tattoo’s what on yours?
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
Nice! Let’s sidebar like its 1999!
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brb getting grunge attire
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions
I said 1999, not 1993. Damn.
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Flagged
You still have your grunge attire packed away, secretly waiting for the day it came back in.
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You mean like 4 years ago?
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by Rishi on Feb 14, 2012 8:40 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
I realize I am on a bit of perv roll here...
But did you folks know there is this place in California? I mean, come on!!! Don’t people in other states think we’re weird enough as it is?
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Is the Dwinelle mens room a rec area now?
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There are more than a few
kinds of Glory Hole in California…..
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by Rocksanddirt on Feb 14, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
My sister has the Glory Hole Fishing trucker hat… quite disturbing to her younger brother
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“why do you talk like that?”
“I had a stroooooooooooooke” (not trying to offend stroke victims)
by the federer express on Feb 14, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
good
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
Museum for broken hearts
What becomes of a garden gnome hurled in fury at a car during a stormy breakup?
Or a teddy bear that was once a Valentine’s Day present? A wedding dress from a marriage gone awry? An ax that smashed through household furniture?
All are on display at the Museum of Broken Relationships in the Croatian capital, each with written testimonies telling tales of passion, romance and heartbreak.
On Valentine’s Day, the museum sees its visits almost double.
Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2012/02/13/international/i060916S13.DTL#ixzz1mNVtjrub
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
They let me break my own wall

#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Feb 14, 2012 9:37 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
Kodiak.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions
Could the vibrations from the strike hurt your hand?
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Depends what you hit. I took a sledgehammer to a car once and that wasn’t too pleasant on my then-110lb frame.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions
not much of one. it was part of the “Beat SC” week at UCLA and they brought in a wrecker that was red into our main plaza area. students could stop by and take a swing at “the SC car”.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions
I really hoping for jilted lover kinda story, you know, in honor of valentines day. This also means you were 110lbs in college. And UCLA doesn’t mind junkers in their plaza.
Cal: Bears with Books.
I was 110 lbs in college after some weight gain. (I was too light to donate blood till my soph year of college, that was the threshold. And now I just refuse to give up my blood)
And UCLA at the time didn’t mind a junker they could clear out for the purpose of student engagement/rally purposes.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
Interesting, I’ve never seen Cal do this. I have seen Rally Comm chop wood though, that’s about the closest.
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How much wood could rally comm chop if rally comm could chop wood?
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Rally Committee can’t chop wood, so they make up for it with fire!
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
fire that is either overwhelmingly hot or far too cold. u need to be taught how to build a fire the sustains a large flame. lots of newspaper at the base. some kindling. then the fatty logs. preferably el palo alto.
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
YOU’RE OVERWHELMING HOT OR FAR TOO COLD!
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
thanks!
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
I could give you 25 pounds if that would help.
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
no kidding
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions
DUDE I just finished the First Law trilogy. Great recommendation, thanks!
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
There’s a standalone available set in that world called “Best Served Cold”. Its good, very gritty but IMO, not as good as the trilogy or The Heroes. Worth a look though if you really liked First Law.
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
I’ve gained 45 lbs since college, I think any more gain will be through hitting the weights. But thanks for the kind offer.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
I can go as high as 45, but that’s my final offer!
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
Can you give me 45 pounds? That’s like $70 in real money.
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Or enough to buy a bus ticket from Heathrow to Gatwick!
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
Aren’t you supposed to be fairly tall? 110 bs is not very much.
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i’m a shade under 6’ tall. i look at pictures of me in college, esp with my shaved head… i looked like a brown skeleton.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
WOW
That’ was really really light for your height.
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by ikoolykedat on Feb 14, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
You’re not alone. I’m the same height and still don’t weigh much more than that. My dad kept saying to wait until I turned 40 and it would change. No such luck. Same metabolism issue plus I used to run 70 miles a week, now only 45 miles.
Oh you poor fucking bastard
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
my metabolism changed when I moved to Texas and began eating pickup trucks full of Mexican food and consuming vast quantities of beer
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
OK
you convinced me. 45 pounds on the way!
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
I’m 5’2" and I weight 250ish.
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My secret: Fewer chocolate baths!
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Excuse me skeleton of color
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110 lbs?!?!?!?!? jeez did you come to college directly from a Cambodian re-education camp?
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
I have high metabolism! (or.. I HAD high metabolism)
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
here’s the secret. eat a lot and don’t move
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
i had this problem for a long time. After graduation, i went lifting 4 times a week and drank enough protein shakes/ate so much I was constantly ill. Put on about 25 lbs (almost all muscle) in about 3 months.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
you and me both, sister
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions
I’m reading the height / weight stats and laughing*
*by laughing I mean weeping quietly.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
Yea, I’m about to go out and eat lonely salad with other sad fatties on Valentines day.
Cal: Bears with Books.
I managed to keep lunch to a salmon roll and a small bread roll because mmm carbs. That doesn’t really offset yesterday’s shame-filled experience of McDonald’s in the car washed down with one of these.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
You could flag it I suppose
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
they brought in a wrecker
Cade McKnown didn’t learn his lesson the first time, eh?
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
He shouldn’t have been parking in handicap parking. There are consequences.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
I still havent forgiven you for what you did to my car
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To be fair, I thought you were in it.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions
if you hold the hammer improperly, yes.
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by Rocksanddirt on Feb 14, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
I knew I should’ve gone with vibranium.
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
Existing in a material or physical form; real or solid; not abstract.
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
Coach Jeff Tedford announced in a statement that tight end Harrison Wilfley (Orangevale, Calif.,) has signed a national letter of intent, bringing the school’s recruiting class to 20.
Wilfley last played at American River College northeast of Sacramento in 2008 and 2009 before going on a Mormon mission to Uruguay. He played high school ball at Casa Roble High School.
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by Rishi on Feb 14, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
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by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
i was at a hotel in Big Sur last week...
and this was my bath tub… you can’t really tell but it looks out to the Pacific Ocean and there is a fireplace to the left in the other room… it was pretty swell..

This is not a criticism but I am genuinely curious. Is there anything you don’t take a picture of?
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
you know, i went through a stretch in life where i took almost no photos… so i’m probably over compensating… it’s just that when I have my phone with me it’s easy…. And i like to look at pictures ;-)
does it seem pathetic or weird? Seriously….
sorry, too drunk to respond
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
I was just curious because of all the things to have a handy picture of, a bathtub in a random hotel room is pretty high on the list of things I wouldn’t expect anyone to have handy.
I actually wish I had more pictures. Neither the wife or I are particularly camera crazy so most of our pics from the past 15 years are “kids at the zoo!”, “look, we’re on vacation!” or “concert that LMFS and Mrs FS went too and got into the front row!”. It took months of badgering by Scootinez and Sincey to get me to paste a picture into my faceypages.
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
you are correct, it is a pretty random thing to have a photo of… and i was just there…;-) It’s like the stupid Glory Hole sign… I saw that driving yesterday and then decided to turn around and take a picture of it. Like the shot of the road leading into Yosemite… It was just so stunning to me I wanted to capture it… could be stupid things, like the UCLA banner on the LA Sports Arena or the homeless guy in the Texas hat Atoms and I saw coming back from the Holiday Bowl… I’m just weird (you already knew that)
no worries but if you post a pic of the underside of a sink or an empty broom closet I’ll know you have problems.
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
You’re asking us what’s pathetic or weird? :)
Anyway, I say, do what makes you happy, camera memory is cheap and no electrons were sacrificed in the process.
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I think I should go easier on my gf when she takes the stupid food pictures, given that I’m prone to taking like eight pictures of the same piece of lichen with water on it to get the right lighting/focus etc
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 14, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
I like having the wife’s food pictures later, but whilst she’s taking them it is totes embarrassing.
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
What do you do with the pictures that causes you enjoyment later?
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 14, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions
Ms. Atoms takes food pictures sometimes. Ah well. I’m not embarrassed easily.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
I do not do this. Although Rags took a picture of my pretty pretty pancakes this morning, because he loves me.
Cal: Bears with Books.
We don’t take pictures in restaurants.
But, Mrs. Kod will sometimes take pics of something I’ve cooked for facey pages…if she can stop herself from eating it first.
Chicken and waffles got pics this weekend. The lobster roll, oysters, and cioppino will have to live on in our memories.
Old Toothwrangler
You cooked chicken & waffles at home?
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions
#leggo
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Yes. I slow poached the chicken all afternoon, got home, battered and fried it.
The next morning, made the homemade waffles. The girls had theirs with berries and whipped cream. Mrs. Kod and I added fried chicken + balsamic/sriracha/honey glaze.
Old Toothwrangler
What does the slow poaching add to the equation?
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more recruits for tosh
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions
Keeps the chicken from drying out, maybe?
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
It does make the chicken really moist.
Probably a push versus just brining and deep frying.
But on a weeknight, it saves time. Kind of nice being able to vacuum-seal the chicken at lunch or in the am, chuck it in the sous vide machine, and then just quickly batter/fry for a couple of minutes per side for dinner.
Old Toothwrangler
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KEEP CALM
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 14, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
hiyo!
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
Did you find it awkward when people came walking by on that public deck outside the window while you were playing with “Mr. Ducky?”
I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.
it’s a private deck. That sign you see is because each suite has a hot tub on the deck (you can see to the left), so I am guessing they are legally required to post such warning.
What’s the warning sign say? “Warning: you are naked”
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
so…. what hotel is this?
no bear, no care
by EchoOfSilence on Feb 14, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions
Break a leg or two bro
Trolled by grenade
JERUSALEM — Israel on Tuesday ratcheted up its accusations that Iran is waging an international campaign of terror, after a bizarre series of explosions in Bangkok during which an Iranian man armed with grenades apparently blew off his own legs.
Tuesday’s explosions in Thailand began with a series of blasts inside a residence in Bangkok. According to wire service and local news accounts, an Iranian man whose passport identified him as Saeid Moradi was wounded when a stash of explosives apparently detonated by accident inside his house.
A bleeding Moradi left the residence, as did two other foreign men who did not appear to be hurt, wire reports said. Moradi then allegedly threw a grenade at a taxi cab that refused to stop for him, badly damaging the vehicle, and hurled another at police when they approached. The second grenade exploded before it reached the officers, blowing off Moradi’s legs, according to Thai news and wire service reports .
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Feb 14, 2012 10:10 AM PST reply actions
Oh, come on Iran...
Hangover2 wasn’t THAT bad
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by ikoolykedat on Feb 14, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
Sigh.
Take this link
email it to self.
click on it on your smart phone.
View picture.
smirk. THE END
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ok, not bad. we do like our puns here at CGB
by the federer express on Feb 14, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
Take, Oh, Take Those Lips Away
Take, Oh, Take Those Lips Away
Take, oh, take those lips away
That so sweetly were forsworn
And those eyes, like break of day,
Lights that do mislead the morn;
But my kisses bring again,
Seals of love, though sealed in vain.
Hide, oh, hide those hills of snow,
Which thy frozen bosom bears,
On whose tops the pinks that grow
Are of those that April wears;
But first set my poor heart free,
Bound in those icy chains by thee.
-By John Fletcher 1579–1625 John Fletcher
Go Bears Go
A Calentine!
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Don’t you mean a UniversityofCalifornia,Berkeleyentine?
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I would, except it says “Cal” in the picture.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
I got you covered, bro
UniversityofCalifornia,Berkeleyentine
Gotta stick to your guns, atoms
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
Well, if I’m sticking to my guns, I’d say we should just be the University of California.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
If you are indeed sticking to your guns, you should probably wash your hands.
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
I don’t want to drop my guns!
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
I’m guessting the ATO thought mine was catchier and an easier sell.
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
SO shiny. Wait. What's that Mr. Monolith? We should offer Lupoi a boat and jumbacos?

#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Feb 14, 2012 10:57 AM PST reply actions
Tedford: Open the recruiting commitments, Lupoi.
Tosh: I’m afraid I can’t do that, Tedford.
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by sec119 on Feb 14, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
:: tosh stamps angrily with a femur in his hand ::
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
LOLOLOLOL
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
nice
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
in case you missed jeremy lin puns and/or ben braun
Across the bay lies Cal, where Lin desperately wanted to play. But Bears coach Ben Braun was Lindifferent. He passed.
“But hey, I passed on Steve Nash, too,” concedes Braun, now the coach at Rice. “We just didn’t extend Jeremy a scholarship. I love the kid, but we just didn’t. … I don’t feel too bad. At least I’m not the only one.”
So… is it actually possible that Lin could have Nash-like upside?
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
Mrs. Braun is taller then Ben and Guy. lulz
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
I haven’t seen this before. If only they could have fed Max Zhang to help him bulk up more.
by LEastCoastBears on Feb 14, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
It's Official
Worst. Cal. Coach. Ever!
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Max Zhang is in there
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What?!?
Boooo. Fire Ben Braun! Oh wait . . .
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by AndyHogan14 on Feb 14, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
Champions League Round of 16 starts today
Today is Lyon v APOEL and Leverkusen vs Barcelona (11:45 PST or 20:45 CET).
Complete schedule (all times CET):
2/14:
Lyon v APOEL – 20:45
Leverkusen vs Barcelona – 20:45
2/15
Zenit v Benfica – 18:00
Milan v Arsenal – 20:45
2/21
CSKA Moskva v Real Madrid- 18:00
Napoli v Chelsea- 20:45
2/122
Marseille v Internazionale- 20:45
Basel v Bayern- 20:45
so, I’m totally lost when you guys start talking soccer/football. how do I get myself up to speed regarding all the different teams/players?
by the federer express on Feb 14, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
Don’t. It will take away valuable GoT reading time!!!!!!!
Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!
Just convinced a friend to start reading, and she went ahead and bought a Kindle just to be able to read them…
Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.
this is a difficult question to answer. How much do you actually want to know?
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
Just follow the Premiership and you’ll gradually pick everything else up by osmosis.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
is the Premiership the highest level of soccer in the world? quality-wise better than La Liga and all the other leagues?
by the federer express on Feb 15, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
Barca hasn’t been playing well lately. Too many games (since the more you win, the more matches you have to play in the various competitions) and too many key guys injured.
However, their opponent for this round is supposedly have even more problems.
by LEastCoastBears on Feb 14, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah… they’re basically out of the La Liga title race. Hopefully they get healthy and win the CL. They’re basically the only team left there that I like.
by puresilence on Feb 14, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
just started watching this match…Barca is dominating the possession but not turning that into any real chances
by LEastCoastBears on Feb 14, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
That is the ESPN gamecast assessment too.
Leverkusen are completely unable to produce anything in attack. They’ve defended well, to be fair, but it’s not making for great entertainment.
Yeah… Barca is dominating possession, around 80% or so last time I heard.
by puresilence on Feb 14, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
Lightning quick counter by Sanchez with Messi running right next to him. As a defender trying to backtrack, he must’ve been thinking: SHITFUCKDAMN
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by ikoolykedat on Feb 14, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
through the 5 hole as well, don’t see that as much in soccer (as compared to hockey)
by LEastCoastBears on Feb 14, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions
Leverkusen ties it at 1-1 with a great cross-header.
Barca’s D has been whack this season
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by ikoolykedat on Feb 14, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
pep abandoned the 3-defender back line already right? or is he still messing with that?
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And with that, Barca scores. 2-1.
Messi being Messi, yo.
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by ikoolykedat on Feb 14, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions
oops, that may have been Sanchez again
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by ikoolykedat on Feb 14, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
One thing that is often overlooked: he doesn’t dive. He’s gets kicked and jump kicked, but he just keeps going
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Yeah, both La Liga and the Serie A (Italian league) have a reputation for diving.
I do agree wholeheartedly that one of the greatest attribute of Messi is that he doesn’t dive but always look to finish the play. He consequently also takes on more punishment than a lot of other guys.
by LEastCoastBears on Feb 14, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
wat
Napoli is in this thing? I might have to pay attention for a few minutes at some point.
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
Napoli vs. Chelsea = good chance!
Napoli’s three headed attack is SCARY (Hamsik, Lavezzi, Cavani)
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by ikoolykedat on Feb 14, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
This looks like a soccer thread.
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It isn't. Surprise!
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
I briefly saw the word Messi in there. I think hes a soccer player.
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No, you saw the word Messiah in there. It was a discussion about the difference between portrayals of Jesus made in Spain and Germany after the Reformation.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
Were you talking about me again?
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I guess we’re only allowed to talk about soccer here if it concerns Alex Morgan.
by LEastCoastBears on Feb 14, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions
Fuck no, you can talk about soccer all you want. SOCCER THAT SHIT UP!
And Ill make fun of how wildly uninterested I am! UNTERESTED THAT SHIT UP!
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Is John Breech trying to doom us?
2 minutes ago – by John Breech – Montgomery undefeated against Oregon
Since taking over the program in 2008, coach Mike Montgomery has gone a perfect 8-0 against Oregon, including seven regular-season wins and a Pac-10 tournament victory in 2010. The Bears host the Ducks on Thursday.
That stat makes it sound like the Ducks are the ones who are doomed.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
PUMP PUMP PUMP
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
Scary
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Fuck no, botht hose dogs scare me severly
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Yes
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Yes!
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Nice guilt trip, man
Where did you learn your skillz???
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 14, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions
My other big fear is ghosts, so yes.
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Stay out of the abandoned amusement park then! There’s always some jerk there pretending to be a ghost so he can take over the park to build some apartments.
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by natteringnabob on Feb 15, 2012 6:35 AM PST up reply actions
And then Scooby shows up, combining both of Twist’s fears into one neat, meddling-kids shaped package.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
Does anyone have puppies?
I want a puppy. But not a shelter puppy. an expensive puppy. no lap dogs.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
1 go to shelter and get free puppy
2 sell puppy to GoldBlooded at great expense
3 ???
4 Prophet!
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions
Let's try that again SHIBA SHIBA SHIBA SHIBA SHIBA SHIBA SHIBA SHIBA

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.
aren’t those supposed to be mean?
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
They are loyal and loving to the owner, tolerant of immediate family members, and apathetic about everyone else.
Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.
me no likey. i liked my lab that would have slobbered all over a burglar
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
That dog isnt that scary
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what’s the reason for clipping dogs’ tails?
by the federer express on Feb 14, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, i guess some Corgis have been bred to have naturally docked tails! More humane!
Historically, tail docking was thought to prevent rabies, strengthen the back, increase the animal’s speed, and prevent injuries when ratting, fighting, and baiting.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Docking_%28dog%29
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they die really, really young though. I like Corgi’s too.
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions
lots of health problems. Severe back problems, epilepsy, etc
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
Sorry, are we talking about corgis or the British Royal Family who own a lot of them?
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lulz, true story
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
yea, I think so. My mom’s best friend had a couple of thems and both had to be put down at around ages 6-7.
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
PURE BREDS, WOMAN, NOT YOUR MONGREL CORGISUND
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions
Are you talking about Ragnarok again?
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the mother in law got one of those Poodle/Golden Retriever mixes. Pretty cool dog, doesn’t shed, etc.
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions
A Goodle!
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
howard?! thenick has promised me visits
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
but he is small….what trickery is this
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
ooooooooooooooo
http://www.petfinder.com/petdetail/22060050
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
wtf 300 dollars?
do you want me to love this dog or not? and a fucking in-home visit?!
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
Puppy will cost you a lot more than that over long haul, $300 is not very much in that context.
Also, PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i know i had a dawgie but she was a purebred and we didnt adopt her. this website definitely says adopt and pound. it was my understanding that that means you do this out of the goodness of your heart and just pay for SHOTS SHOTS SHOTSHOTSSHOTSSHOTS ERREEBUUUUDDY
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
babby cost $200?
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
Apparently by Amazon’s fulfillment department.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
Lab/Great Dane mix?? That thing is going to be freaking gigantic. Hope you don’t mind picking up massive shits.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
big dogs are more fun to wrassle
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
also hilarious
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
Weimeraners are beautiful dogs.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
Crazy awesome stare too
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by ikoolykedat on Feb 14, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
lol
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
She kinda creeps me out when she stares me down though…usually while lying on the bed as I get ready for work.
We had a Weimeraner puppy when LMFS was about 3. Just a beautiful dog but much too rambunctious for a small child to be around plus he needed a ton of exercise. He would also routinely jump over our fence and we’d find him sitting on the front porch every day so we ended up selling him to another family who had a slightly older female.
Gorgeous pup though…BAXTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, ours is older but still crazy. In the winter when I get home and it is too dark and cold to take her on a long walk…that night she is nuts.
LMFS had scratches all over her body after just a few days and got scared of him because he would be excited to see her, run over and put his paws on her to lick her face. Paws= scratches though…
Anyway, too bad, he was a sweet boy. Glad we found a good home for him.
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, we are a little worried about that so we’ve been trying ours out on the niece. She seems to like her so far, so I think we might be ok there. You never know though.
This thread doesn’t have nearly enough pictures.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 14, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions
I thought she was asking for puppy photos.
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
BABY ANIMALS ARE STILL BABIES!
I get it!
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions
Not every thread can be written by fiatlux
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, she wishes. She is 9 now but thinks she’s still 2. And yes, this is the dog that thinks she’s a lap dog.
<3
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 14, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions
Scary
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions
Close…she does have a Bama collar though. I haven’t managed the Cal one yet. Our other dog does have a blue and gold one that he wears a lot.
hahahaha awesome
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions
This is why dogs suck and cats rule
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Cat

This is a picture of what my cat does every time she sees me.
Looks like she could use some more chin scratchies
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I’m partial to Beagles….great temperament and they are open to bribes.
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by ikoolykedat on Feb 14, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions
Beagles can never be off leash, because they will follow a scent into traffic. They also can be loud howlers if left alone. But they are SOOOO CUTE.
Cal: Bears with Books.
I went to purchase a shower curtain the other day
And they had a snoopy shower curtain. It was super cute.
But then they ran out :(
#unrelated
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Were you shopping for bedding? That’s why you need a girlfriend.
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
He's going on tour, dates are being released soon.

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
Im in!
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Im out
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Im rarely in.
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in b4 twist makes “I’m rarely Lin” comment
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Lin b4 sec119 makes Lin pun comment
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They are kinda bitey though.
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--Thoroughbred
They are? Mine don’t—but they do like to lick my feet
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by ikoolykedat on Feb 14, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
I’m a hippo, I don’t have toes
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by ikoolykedat on Feb 14, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions
are you the talking hippo from harvey birdman
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
because that guy is an asshole
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
Did you get that thing?
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
loved that character
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
True story—I can’t let 1 of the 2 off leash. The other is so glued to me that he will not run away. They will bay (kinda like howling) if they are left alone or want something (like a squeaky ball stuck under the couch).
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by ikoolykedat on Feb 14, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
yap nonstop
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
I have a lab. He used to be an expensive puppy. Now he’s an expensive lab.
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hahaha
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by ikoolykedat on Feb 14, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions
Alaskan Klee Kai

Wanted one for sooooo long
no bear, no care
by EchoOfSilence on Feb 14, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so cute!!!!!!!!!!!
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 14, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions
yeah
and they don’t get TOO big. Siberian Huskies are pretty huge:

no bear, no care
by EchoOfSilence on Feb 14, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions
Doesn’t matter, because it was hilar.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
LOL pwned
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
Dear atoms,
Counterstrike nerds from 2000 want their word back. Please stop saying “pwned”.
Thanks.
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
and also stop saying epic
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
I was a counterstrike nerd in 2000. What now, bitch?
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
This
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions
Sweet 8 more years of George Bush!
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Oh shit, is Lorenzo Alexander injured?
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brb putting all my money in Apple, then borrowing against it to buy more Apple.
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You actually just bought a carton of peaches
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lol u suck n00b go dl aimbot and awp camp moar
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
you are all embarrassing yourselves
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions
go hit b46 at beginning of round then meet me at bridge we duel
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions
OMG DIE CAMPER SCUM
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions
stfu n00b hitler was worst camper 17 million kills 1 death
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Feb 14, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions
spawn camper and awp whore, pros use scout and usp only
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
i headshot u w/ ak from across de_dust thru wall cause i see ur awp barrel sticking out im pro
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
whatever i bought machine gun and just spammed the aztec door now your team is trapped
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flash then mp5 glhf cts
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
2 bad i flashbang you then HE grenade before i cut u wit knife
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Feb 14, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
pro nadez knivez only
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
HAHA SUCKER
DEagle to the face while you only had your knife out
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Feb 14, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
deagle+awp=n00b
hahaha n00b pro use glock/usp
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
Scout flowchart:
Hit?
Yes.
Hit Head?
Scout headshot =Yes. HAHA NICE.
Scout headshot = No. Quick switch to DEagle and fire.
Scout Miss. (SHIT).
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Feb 14, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
STOP
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
haha you got pwnd by a n00b then!
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Feb 14, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
Like a reals machine gun? SMGs can’t go through doors, right?
FIRE IN THE HOLE
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Feb 14, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
I think he means that gigantic thing and not any of the assault rifles.
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any b 4 gun can go through doors. b51 also goes thru doors. so do deagle
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
well obvi. but boomtho said machine gun not assault rifle (aka b4 gun)!
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boomtho means b51, i give him benefit of n00b doubt
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by GoldBlooded on Feb 14, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
ahh, the one where n00bs start firing from spawn until they are headshot by a scout
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Feb 14, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
para! That’s what it’s called. Man I’m so senile. Epic fail.
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I love the para. so heavy, so inaccurate, but it’s just fun to shoot tons of rounds
by the federer express on Feb 14, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, it’s all fun and games while you’re laying flat shooting hella rounds through a door…until a frag nade rolls right in front of your face.
Then you realize that not only will it take forever for you to stand up, but the para will weigh you down.
QUICK, switch to knife and start running and hopping
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Feb 14, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
oh yeha, that was called bunny hopping!
I sucked at it too..made me slower
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Feb 14, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
So
No entertaining break-up stories, no best laid valentine plans gone horribly awry?
Anyone?
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
Coworkers boyfriend canceled fancy dinner tonight, instead asking her to come to his house for take-out. She’s worried that she’s getting dumped tonight.
Cal: Bears with Books.
Maybe he just wants to get straight to the sexin’?
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
donkey show?
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
he probably never had the reservation, was trying to front and couldn’t pull it off.
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marriage proposal coming
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
Rishi is against all weddings, because he knows eventually when the others all get married off it’ll be his turn with whoever is left.
Welcome to Ohio, Rishi. We’re in the Eastern Time Zone so at least you’ll get to sleep in a bit.
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions
As long as she’s showering regularly, she seems like a cool person.
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whoever is left.
i kinda imagine TBB off in her grad school world while everyone’s off getting married… or TBB falling asleep at a party and waking up when everyone’s married…
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Hahahahaha damnit, I missed this conversation while I was labbing…
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 14, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions
It’s still here.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions
(which was to say, I agree she seems cool and it wasn’t a knock on her coolness!)
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but she doesn’t bathe on a regular basis.
by the federer express on Feb 14, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
a Congolese prince is totes different than a Nigerian prince!
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions
ahahahahahahahahahahaa, this made me laugh
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
They have been dating about 2 years, and he did buy that costa rica trip (for July)
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different surprise
“I forgot to get take out, now go make me a sandwich! Surprise!!!”
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
its that dude? Guaranfuckingteed marriage proposal. Chance of happening= 100%
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
Play on her fears. “Yeah that totally happened to 4 of my girlfriends, but that’s sooo not gonna happen to you!”
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
That’s mean. Also hilarious, but mostly mean. I told her that no one would break up on Valentines day! They’d lose out on the sexy-time!
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by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
RED
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DOES NOBODY RESPECT THE BREAK UP WINDOW?!?!
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Happy Endings joke
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I think I speak for most dudes here when I say that early on in a relationship, as the gf and I were heading towards our first Valentine’s Day, being progressive Cal students we both agreed that it was a lame Hallmark holiday and we wouldn’t get each other gifts. Then she got me gifts, I didn’t have anything for her, and she cried.
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Hahah suckered.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
Indeed I learned the moral of the story: never believe women when they say things.
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
okay, on behalf of vagina americans, who may or may not agree with me, She may have meant it entirely when she said it. But when the day comes around and everyone is getting something, and she gets excited and wants to get you a little gift, she starts to wonder why you aren’t excited about her as well. I mean, why don’t you like her?
Wouldn’t you be sad at christmas if you agreed to postpone present until future, but then everyone was getting presents?
Cal: Bears with Books.
not if i made up a tradition of “new years presents” and bought everything on sale the day after xmas.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
okay, sure, but if you put off Valentines day, what future fake holiday do you get instead?
Cal: Bears with Books.
Happy February Fools day then!
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
I mean, why don’t you like her?
Because she LIED to me!!!
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
Control freak, you lucked out there.
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
Wouldn’t you be sad at christmas if you agreed to postpone present until future, but then everyone was getting presents?
Uhhhh no, not if we had agreed not to get anything for each other. smh
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
shouldve bought something nonperishable just in case. if present…“oh hey i got something for you too!!!” if not, np save for christmas.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 14, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
in that case, Rags’ present was the Blue/Gold Lands End Tie. Happy Valentines!
Cal: Bears with Books.
It’s a pretty awesome tie. Wish I’d had it for the wedding last weekend.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
There was a wedding last weekend?
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fuh-lagged. Do not set a precendent for said spouse to manipulate you. They agreed to not buy prezzies. She does but you have reserve present? You’ve just set the tone for decades of passive aggresive behavior.
FUCK
THAT
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
So spouse must alert husband to when presents are needed? Hey honey, our anniversary is Saturday. Gifts must be exchanged between a value of $50-$100. Please be on time.
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Flagged.
Unfair assumption that it’s the husband who needs reminding.
[On the way to dinner for our first anniversary, Mrs. Kod made me stop at Walgreen’s so that she could buy a card.]
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haha on out last anniversary, we were lying in bed about to go to sleep and all of a sudden, Mrs FS says “Oh shit, it was our anniversary today, wasn’t it?”
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions
You should have sobbed “not that you care, apparently!” And then tried to get sympathy sex
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions
That’s a hard sell for a dude. More likely to provoke laughter.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
true story
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions
Well, at least you tried.
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions
Like a prostitute!
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by MR.F. on Feb 14, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I’d have made a play for a cooked breakfast the next morning to be honest.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
That’s why you don’t weigh 120 pounds.
by dcblue on Feb 14, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
“Oh honey, put that away and let’s get some sleep, and tomorrow you can cook me up a HUGE breakfast, maybe some pink heart-shaped pancakes or something.”
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions
Hasn’t Kod, erm, delicately suggested that Mrs. Kod’s breakfast skills were not quite as finely developed as his? I remember something about having him difficulty getting down an egg preparation one morning.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions
Eggsactly!
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions
Yeaaaah. We’ve transitioned away from poached eggs and now she uses an actual egg-cooker. You measure water. Turn the switch.
Should be fine. Just rinse with cold water when the buzzer sounds and shell them.
And the eggs still come out quasi-hard boiled sometimes.
I ain’t cashing in my “remember when you screwed up” points for a breakfast-like substance!
Old Toothwrangler
“Tomorrow I’m going fishing.
Good night."
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 14, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions
15+ years and 2 children= this does not work anymore
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions
Thats probably not the best celebration for a pinata is it
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okay, fair point
So spouse must alerthusbandspouse to when presents are needed
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I think we all learned alot in this thread about the damage caused by unchecked sexism.
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions
What kind of allotment did we learn?
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions
[On the way to dinner for our first anniversary, Mrs. Kod made me stop at Walgreen’s so that she could buy a card.]
lolwtf
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
Dude
Avant Card, clearly.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions
If it makes oyu feel any better you are the guy i OUR relationship
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Whoa whoa whoa, that would just be way too considerate, rational, logical and helpful, and would result in 2 people being on the same page and therefore happier. It would never happen.
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions
of course not but if you have previously agreed not to, then having a prezzy in reserve just in case is bullshit
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions
Alsooooooooooo, I think surprise prezzies (defined as not required due to Xmas, Bday, Anniversary or fake holiday bullshit) go a lot farther because there is no expectation, therefore surprise and ensuing delight is that much greater.
Or, you can do it like we do at my house:
Mrs FS: Hey, I want to buy x, the bills are paid and we’ve got plenty of cash in the bank.
FS: Do we need x?
Mrs FS: No but we might someday and its 50% off so i want it.
FS: Sigh. Ok.
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions
very rec'd
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions
no
I’d be mad because we had this whole talk and now I get to feel like a cretin because I didn’t get a present.
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
Silly
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
#fishedin
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
I want you off the Hit Squad immediately. Turn in your badge to Ohio Bear.
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This made me a stronger person. I’m now a much better judge of character.
p.s. WE DON’T NEED NO STINKIN’ BADGES!!!
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions
But you continue to hang around us characters
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No
But I am dressed for Valentine’s Day! I celebrate all the high holidays.
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
You wearing Red? Because apparently that’s your alotment until Christmas. Since I wore red 2 wks ago, I am wearing blue today.
Cal: Bears with Books.
TAKE OFF THAT RED POCKET SQUARE
by the federer express on Feb 14, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions
Cruelest yet funniest chant in the student section.
Unattractive furdie wearing red, everyone starts chanting TAKE OFF TAKE OFF
Someone yells out HELL NO KEEP ON THAT RED SHIRT KEEP ON THAT RED SHIRT
Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.
heheheh
It’d be more fun to do it to a not unattractive chick and destroy her self esteem
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So… you go after the emotionally vulnerable ones?
by puresilence on Feb 14, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
There was a big dealie when i was at cal about a sforeign student who wore red to a game adn then they yelled at her and she had to watch the game in her bra or something
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Sadly, nobody offere dot wear her bra for her!
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Sadly these days no one would do a damn thing about it—leaving the reds dotting the student section
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by Joe Bandsmen on Feb 14, 2012 2:25 PM PST up reply actions
what is this i don't even
https://www.facebook.com/UCBerkeley
UC Berkeley
I would go out tonight, but Stanford is a prude.
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I don’t even either.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
I don't know where to begin.
Colombia priests ‘hired own killers’ in suicide pact
Two Colombian priests who were found shot dead in the capital Bogota a year ago themselves hired the assassins who killed them, prosecutors say.
They said the priests had agreed a suicide pact after one of them was diagnosed with Aids, but contracted hitmen because they could not bring themselves to carry it out.
Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.
They couldn’t have jumped in front of a train? Started a fire fight with the police? Crossed a drug kingpin?
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
At least they supported the local economy by hiring an independant contractor…..
Too soon?
I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.
Do you suppose they heard confessions from the killers in advance and absolved them?
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
Oooh, the priests heard confessions as they bled out? That’s planning ahead!
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
How could a priest get Aids? What is this I don’t even!
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LOL
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
Both from http://www.thetravelingscholar.com/
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
Rather, where I found them. Extra comments mean we’re closer to 5K!
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
A Manchester United fan aims to block rival Manchester City’s “goals of football domination” by selling off thousands of parcels of a site earmarked by the world’s richest club for a 100-million-pound ($158 million) training complex.
Businessman Shaun O’Brien has divided the land at his vehicle recovery company, OB Trucks, near City’s Etihad Stadium, into 18,500 square-foot plots for sale in a bid to disrupt a proposed council order to make him sell it.
He was selling the plots for 250 pounds each through website, Unite Against the City, to “ardent Reds and anybody else that feels strongly about our David & Goliath situation,” in order to make the club negotiate individually and fairly for each plot, the website said.
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i thought eminent domain was when the city/gov was seizing it… can they act on behalf of a private interest?
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Well that’s true. I guess they’re trying to force a sale for private interest.
by puresilence on Feb 14, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
There is compulsory purchase and compensation in the UK.
by puresilence on Feb 14, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
brool story co

This drawing is in the Rock and Roll HoF… drawn by Jimi Hendrix when he was 15. Go Bears!
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by boomtho on Feb 14, 2012 12:53 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Vintage^2
BTW can you please email me? MR.F and I trying to figure out basketball this weekend, if you’re interested.
(my email is at the bottom of the page)
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
well, it’s a game you play with a medium-sized rubber ball. five members of opposing teams attempt to throw said ball through a hoop suspended ten feet in the air. but that’s not important right now…
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 14, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
My first impression when I saw this article was “exact color” (on the top right)???
Did our old jersey used to be black or whatever that shade of dark blue???
by LEastCoastBears on Feb 14, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions
Staples! Staples! Staples!

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by Rishi on Feb 14, 2012 12:53 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
consultant "forgot" her computer in SF and thus loses 2 hours of work today
clever… very clever.
"#caltrollgang" - RB
Turn the ice dispenser in your fridge into a candy dispenser!
Just be sure it’s set for cubed, not crushed, ice.
Just present it to your wife or gf while calling her “my cute little waffle” and see what happens
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions
cgb halp!
ms. boomtho tore her acl and meniscus. anyone have any good surgeon recs in the south bay? thanks!
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the evils of footy, women seem a lot more susceptable to ACL injuries I’ve noticed. Sorry to hear this…
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions
I’m sorry to hear that. Unfortunately I can’t provide any references (right now), but I can offer her my condolences from someone who has tore his ACL and meniscus while playing soccer as well.
Also, I’ll ask a friend who’s had sports injuries and lives in the South Bay.
Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.
Dude; SO sorry to hear that. Will be trying on both you and her. Have patience with the patient.
On the point of women and ACLs, etc., my daughter’s soccer team worked specifically on strengthening the leg muscles to avoid this injury. Not only is it common, it’s often a non-contact injury when you plant to change directions.
I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.
Yikes, hope she’s doing ok!
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 14, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions
Sorry to hear that. :(
Dr. Colin Eakin at Palo Alto Medical is the one who fixed my knee. Solid guy. Then, ask specifically for Debbie Iwasaki as your physical therapist. She’s the only lady who was able to help my knee issues, and is now fixing my hip/achilles/feet.
If her insurance won’t let her go to PAMF, send me an email and I’ll ask my doctor friend (the one who works for Cal football) for some recs.
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HA! I was right!
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions
thank you, Kod. have you heard of dr. warren king? he’s also in palo alto. rec’d from a friend.
"#caltrollgang" - RB
Yes.
Heard mixed reviews from my PT friend.
Did get a good review from my dentist friend – Dr. King repaired her ACL.
Highly skilled, but apparently a bit arrogant.
Old Toothwrangler
Must have gone to stanfurd
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by CALumbus Bear on Feb 14, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions
A surgeon who is arrogant? Get the fuck out of here!
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
fine form today
you and Kodiak do excellent work when you start off the day writing DBDs!
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions
Kodiak and I were separated at birth. Well, except that he’s Asian and I am a Gringo. And he likes to fish. And my body doesn’t rupture when I walk to the refrigerator. And he’s nicer than I am. Probably smarter too. Other than that, twinsies!
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions
Mine too.
I dunno about the nicer/smarter part. But everything else makes us twinsies! We’re better than peas in a pod. Together, we’re the perfect banana!
Old Toothwrangler
LOL---it's the thread that keeps giving!
Together, we’re the perfect banana!
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
You weren’t the one who made up the tv show “Kevin Riley, Fucking Asshole” after yet another interception (I think against Nevada but it could have been any number of Saturdays).
I think you’re nicer than I am.
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions
haha
I hope it was hosted by the Cupper!
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
“Did you know I invented the shovel pass? Except we called it the Utah pass back then because, you know, I went to school in Utah”
Thanks Lee, we didn’t know
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions
I’m pretty sure they called it the pass, but the rest of the country called it the Utah pass, and now we all call it the shovel pass because as Americans we shovel food into our maws.
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions
What a glorious Galentine’s Day this is!
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions
You are correct! You are my Valentine.

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions
Part?
Oui We is 100% Indianaguese
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions
Beachy?
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 14, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions
Goan where?
1.3/19
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t play football but I’ve touched down pretty much everwhere, everywhere? EVERYWHERE
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions
don’t sell yourself short. 10/19
by the federer express on Feb 14, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions
reminded me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycd8GBosVPk
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions
So if anyone wants any Indian inside of them…go to Vik’s!
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
Is FS of Indian ancestry?
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Feb 14, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve got some casino blood in me from 6 or so generations back. Enough to make me CGB’s #1 Indian though
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
that must be pretty white. LMFS calls me “Powder”
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions
Do you ahve any indian in you
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Now that I think about it, Dr. Richard Gayle is the man who did my hip surgery.
ACL/Meniscus is usually arthoscopic. Dr. Gayle was absolutely awesome. Nice man. Straight shooter. Gentle. Conservative. And incredibly skilled. I had a four hour surgery and didn’t need pain meds after the 2nd night. Hip is recovering much faster than projected.
Dr. Gayle also works for PAMF, but at their Mountain View Location.
Mountain View Center
701 E. El Camino Real
Mountain View, California 94040
Phone: (650) 934-7111
Robert Gayle, Assistant Adelia
Dr. Eakin
Palo Alto Center Orthopedics
795 El Camino Real
Level 3, Lee Building
Palo Alto, CA 94301
Department phone: 650-853-2986
Physical Therapy: 650-853-3355
Old Toothwrangler
NP. Like I said, send me an email if none of these doctors work out for your GF and I’ll ask around.
I hope she feels better soon.
Since the injury just happened, ice and advil are her friend. Ice 20 min on/20 min off as much as possible for the 1st three days. (swelling worsens within the first 72 hours) Minimizing swelling will keep her more comfortable.
Advil isn’t just pain control, but an anti-inflammatory. Depending on body weight, take the full adult dose 3-4x per day for at least the first three days. Take it with food if it upsets the stomach.
Some type of gentle compression (like an ACE bandage) could also help provide support. Most insurances won’t let you go directly to the orthopedic surgeon – she’ll need to see her primary care physician asap for x-rays, MRI, and referral to orthopedics.
Old Toothwrangler
actually… she tore it 2.5 months ago. thought it was a sprain (and X-rays appeared to lean that way) so she has been doing PT/rehab for 1.5 months. finally got an MRI when there was no improvement and it showed a torn meniscus and basically no ACL.
She has a preliminary appt on March 5th, I’ve been trying to find other (recommended) doctors to see if she can move the timetable up.
Thanks for all the thoughtful responses.
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that stinks
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions
shit! I told you not to give her a key. Kodiak has to be your guy for info since his ACL has snapped at least 5 times
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions
That wouldn’t keep happening if they’d stop replacing it with those artificial ones made out of marzipan!
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions
More practically, this probably decreases the value of the key as a gift (unless she just moves in) due to her decreased mobility. I think there’s room for extra brownie points to be earned for a supplemental gift in light of her injury…
dude
that plan went out the window in the last few hours? I blame Hallmark.
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions
hahahahahahahaha ok dude, whater you say
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions
NG. my buddy in NYC tore his ACL playing bball a few weeks ago :(
by the federer express on Feb 14, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions
ms. boomtho is kodiak?!?!!?!?!?!!?
#trollgang
by turkey on Feb 14, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I bet Jeremy Lin could do it.
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by TwistNHook on Feb 14, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh man, that blows. Sorry to hear.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions
My dad had knee, back, and shoulder surgery from evil villain-sounding Dr. Jason Dragoo at Stanford Sports Medicine Clinic in Redwood City, and says he is great.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 14, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions
http://ortho.stanford.edu/sports-medicine/jason-dragoo-profile.html
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 14, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions
Dragoo will break you!
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions
Who here is knowledgeable about gaming google searches on a website?
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black hat SEO? Getting caught doing that has some dire consequences in so much as Google bans your ass from searches.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions
I dont know what you are talking about. Are you abl to help me?
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pretty clear to me...
Getting caught doing that has some dire consequences in so much as Google bans your ass from searches.
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Can you help me?
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Probably not. My experience with SEO (search engine optimization) was reading a 50 page PDF and trying to make me show up as the #1 me on Google on a sick day. I managed to accomplish this for a week or so.
But from what I recall, if you want to do this legitimately, here are a few quick pointers (based on what I recall):
- Keywords in the meta tags that are somewhat unique for the niche your trying to hit. Additionally, a few general keywords might help too, but don’t get crazy. Also, make sure all your keywords are relevant, “spamming” the metatags can be considered black hat)
-Links: cross-links to relevant, “popular” websites are useful. For example, I linked my facebook page to my linkedin page, and both to my Twitter page and vice versa. The more “interlinking” going on, (and those are 3 popular pages) the more likely you’re gonna show up as a relevant result.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
assuming you’re going for legitimate optimization, this free primer on SEO seems pretty decent. At least, they know what they’re doing, it was one of the first links that came up in my google search for SEO.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions
Searchinf ro SEO. How ironic
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well presumably if they’re in the first page of this topic, they’re really good!
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions
Probably not. My experience with SEO (search engine optimization) was reading a 50 page PDF and trying to make me show up as the #1 me on Google on a sick day. I managed to accomplish this for a week or so.
your life sort of makes me sad…
but i am glad you changed your signature line.
What’s sad about this? What else am I gonna do on a sick day? Mope?
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 15, 2012 8:21 AM PST up reply actions
mental note: remember to close sql window for test database when you’re done testing. doing an hour or so of actual work there isn’t very useful.
#trollgang
ouch.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
cgb presidents day open
who isn’t working on monday and wants to waste the day with a round of golf?
#trollgang
Not working, but don’t golf. Suggest Rags golfs and ’Cub and I play with golf cart.
Cal: Bears with Books.
you could be the beer cart girl!
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions
my only advice is if a guy asks you to wash his balls he’s probably talking about his golf balls but just in case, make sure you tell him you only sell beer.
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions
hey, just looking out for one of our own here. The golf course can be a dirty, sordid place.
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions
My PT gave me permission to (briefly) try the chipping green this weekend.
Anything more than that may result in death.
So, drink a few for me and take good pictures.
Old Toothwrangler
I’d have to bring PTB and Little K…which would be problematic.
PTB is taking the terrible 2’s hard to the paint right now.
Old Toothwrangler
Sorta related story – I worked with a girl who was a manager at a golf course and she told me she once had to fire a beer cart girl for giving some of the members a striptease under one of the bridges. For 20 bucks. FS tells the truth.
Shoulda gotten a promotion.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions
those girls need to work their way through college
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions
I’m not working Monday, but that’s nothing to do with it being President’s day.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
This seems like a golf thread
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sure
meet me at Waikoloa, sucka!
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions
Facebook randomness

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Facebook Randomesnss

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twist, i get the feeling you are perverting the word “random” – if it truly were a random assortment of photos from your facebook feed, i would expect pictures that you did not consider humorous included with the semi-entertaining pictures you often post. might i suggest you switch to the term “assorted” or “miscellaneous”?
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
you shut up, next thing you know he will bombard us with cat pics
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Feb 14, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions
GBareenough
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions
When did you start caring about things?
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He’s fortunate about the dickless part, then.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions
fucking shit we all know how this ends, luck is #1, stop fucking torturing us with your furd fellatio
Pac-12 Top 25 for 2011: No. 20
By Kevin Gemmell
Our countdown of the Pac-12’s top-25 players continues.
You can see Ted Miller’s preseason top 25 here.
20. Dion Jordan, DE, Oregon
2011 numbers: Totaled 7.5 sacks on the year to go with 13 tackles for a loss and 42 total tackles.
Preseason ranking: Unranked
Making the case for Jordan: Having to replace six starters on defense from the 2010 squad, Oregon was solid on defense in 2011 — and Jordan had a lot to do with it. Now two full seasons removed from his switch from tight end to defensive end, Jordan came on very strong in the second half of the year — notching six of his sacks in the final seven games of the season. The First-Team All-Pac-12 defensive end tied for fifth in the conference in tackles for a loss, while leading the Ducks in TFLs and in sacks.
21. John White IV, RB, Utah
22. Coby Fleener, TE, Stanford
23. Nickell Robey, CB, USC
24. Stepfan Taylor, RB, Stanford
25. David Paulson, TE, Oregon
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Feb 14, 2012 2:48 PM PST reply actions
Happy Endings
So…. does anyone else watch Happy Endings?
I thought that was $20 at a Bangkok massage parlor
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by Fire Starkey on Feb 14, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions
Why get 1 disease when you can get 12!
Package deal yo!
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Feb 14, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions
FUCK and YES
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I am glad about these responses.
I’m now going to post some GIFs:







This show is so meta. I am glad I found others who enjoy it :D
Dude, Ive watched every ep. Im a fan from day uno!!!! LOVE THE gifs
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I don’t usually make this sort of comment, but whoever that is, I am hard pressed to think of a woman I would less like to see in her underpants.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
(the challenge has been set, CGBers, do your worst)
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
She’s not bad looking, maybe not my type, but after a couple, I wouldn’t say no (if I wasn’t married, mind you).
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
I’m usually pretty broad minded but there is not one thing about her that does it for me. I’m sure she’d feel the same way about me.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
ICWUDT
I’m usually pretty broad minded
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions
Shes in better shape than 99% of humanity
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the world is full of emaciated people. More seriously, thin is not the same as attractive.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
Shes got great abs
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You don't need to be toned to be beautiful

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
by Cugel on Feb 14, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Ok the top frame makes sense, the other two, not so much.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
We’re just trying to gauge CGB ages by what they find attractive. Or, if not age ranges, then at least flush out the ones who like small dickless bears…
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 14, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions
Well, I guess I’ve revealed my age, not that I was hiding it.
Also, there’s a lot of questions about the Mona Lisa.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
Re: age or gender?
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 14, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions
The other two are making fun of how stupid the first one is, which is as stupid as those montages featuring celebrity mugshots with the commentary “lol this is what celebrities REALLY look like thumbs up if you like natural girls”
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
You’re just not awesome enough to appreciate hot sexy raptors.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 15, 2012 8:22 AM PST up reply actions
You are a bad person if you don’t watch this show >(. Literally best show outside of Archer at the moment.
interesting considering how awful archer is.
#trollgang
by turkey on Feb 14, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
“imagine that.”
“you imagine that!”
“both of you, imagine shutting up!”
by the federer express on Feb 14, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions
Haven’t seen much of Happy Endings, but I think Community is one of the best shows on TV right now, if not the best.
Considering it’s on some whackass NBC hiatus, you should give Happy Endings more of a shot!
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
Its probably because I also find Elisha Cuthbert to be such as a cutie and Eliza Coupe to be such a hottie.
I didn’t like Elisha’s character as much at first, but over the last 4 episodes, I’ve been laughing my ass off at her lines
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
What is Happy Endings about and is it on the internet somewhere?
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions
If only there were search engines!
http://www.hulu.com/happy-endings
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
A world without search engines
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Yeah, I don’t want to be hanging out on hulu here.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions
Happy Endings is about Eliza Coupe (Girl from Scrubs Season 8) and Damon Wayans Jr. marrying and having a bunch of funny friends. Oh, and Elisha Cuthbert is the runaway bride and Eliza Coupe’s younger sister. They have a gay bear friend and a girl who is eternally searching for love.
And they’re also best friends with the groom who was runaway on. But he’s not that important.
Except for his efforts to get his food truck going (Steak Me Home Tonight)
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions
Elisha Cuthbert is enough for me to give it a shot.
I was flipping through the channels one Saturday morning back when I was was like 18, when she was a teenager hosting the show Popular Mechanics for Kids (I’m only a year and a half older than her, so it’s not creepy!) and thought to myself, “Damn, that girl’s got some serious potential”, and then like a couple years later she was on 24 and she was smokin’ hot.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions
(Cool Story, Bro)
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions
In high school, we watched Channel One News, on which Maria Menounos was an anchor.
And this is her last week.

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions
Rather, this is a photo of her which was taken last week. I hope she has many more weeks ahead of her.
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions
That is him!
Without you, I might’ve stared at that photo all day without noticing him!
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Really? Going that route?
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my gf met him, took a picture with him, and melted.
hate that guy.
no bear, no care
by EchoOfSilence on Feb 14, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions
He’s doing the same thing any of us would be doing.
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions
Lies. He’s interested in where he can get such a fabulous bathrobe
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Feb 14, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions
And then he bought some for his parachute pants.
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Feb 14, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions
Communitys over, bro
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I dunno, I love Modern Family, P+R, and 30 Rock just a s much.
But it is really good, too!!!
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Wow you watch a lot of television.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 14, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions
These are the shows I watch:
Downton Abbey
Gossip Girl
Modern Family
Happy Endings
30 Rock
P+R
Office
That comes out to 4.5 hours a week of standard shows. Of course there are sporting events etc etc etc in there
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that is 7x more shows than I make an effort to watch weekly.
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 14, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions
“Make an effort” makes it sound like you have to put in work to watch shows.
Also, I definitely watch more shows than Twist.
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions
1 hour Sunday night
1 hour Monday night
1 hour Wednesday night
1.5 hours Thursday night (although it used to be like 3 hours, but that is just right now)
Its really not athat much
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Actually that’s 3 hours of shows and 1.5 hours of commercials
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Feb 14, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions
Parks and Recreation and Community. The Walking Dead. I’d put those before Happy Endings.
Did you watch Traffic Light last season? It started around the same time as Happy Endings, but I felt like it was a better show. Didn’t get picked up, though. : (
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions
I also love The Walking Dead. It’s so much more than just zombies!
House of Lies has also been added to my MUST WATCH list
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
I haven’t been watcing Walking Dead even though it looked awesome during ComicCon. Hard to watch when GF is scared of anything scary :(
WIll have to watch it at midnight along with my other special shows :(
The Walking Dead is telling human stories in a fantasy world!
House of Lies has been interesting! I’ve been keeping up, and not just because of Ben Schwartz and Kristen Bell.
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions
I liked Traffic Light. It was too bad it wasn’t picked up. Then we get these crappy shows that last like 2 episodes and then they’re cancelled.
Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"
Or shows like Whitney, ¡Rob!, 2 Broke Girls, Napoleon Dynamite, and probably others I can’t remember.
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions
my goodness, the Asian caricature on 2 Broke Girls is seriously SO racist.
by the federer express on Feb 14, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions
Jason Whitlock writes for 2 Broke Girls?
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You think its this guy?

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nah
you mean noted outfielder Taka Tanaka. BANZAI!
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
Breakout Kings also starts this Sunday I think. Sort of like Leverage, which also is a great show.
Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"
Really? It’s a fun show.
I dropped leverage a while back. Maybe I should pick it up again at some point…
I like Leverage because for the most part, the shows are self contained and not very high on the “need to think about this” scale. And I love Parker.
Yeah, it’s one show where I don’t mind knowing that the good guys will always win and don’t have to worry about convoluted/shocking plot twists. The show-runner also has a very insightful blog where he answers reader questions. Finally, competence porn is cool and the bad guys are very real (somewhat unfortunately) and nice to see getting taken down a few notches.
Actually, just found this:
http://hellyeahhappyendings.tumblr.com/
I’m currently on my last week of my 2 weeks notice. Not much is being thrown my way so you guys can be rewarded by my boredom!
Where you headed off to?
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Moving off to a company 8 miles away from my house (rather than the 50 mile SJ <→ SF commute i currently have!)
THAT WEBSITE IS SO AMAZING

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I LOVE THIS ONE

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sounds like a good move. congrats
by the federer express on Feb 14, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions
First phone interview of the job search today...
Spoke with VP of recruiting for large PR firm as online info pointed to my preferred new area of focus. The place is like <1mi. from my house and the conversation went really well interview wise (she is speaking with the LA communications guy to see if he is interested in me). Unfortunately though she broke the news that the new availability is actually going to be tech focused (which is what I left) for awhile and my first client would be a certain service provider that I have quite a distaste for. Although there are some pros (proximity, familiarity, chance for future opps in preferred industry), I think this would result in a pay cut for doing the same job I had before (just in LA)… We’ll see what the local guy says, but I think the search will continue. (Anyone got a sports marketing connection in LA???)
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I bet Fiatlux knows a guy
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in all seriousness, yes, he probably does
by the federer express on Feb 14, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions
About golfing with turkey?
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by TwistNHook on Feb 14, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
About which seats to buy?
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by sec119 on Feb 14, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
About how to take pictures of your hotel room in LA when they fly you down for a face-to-face?
Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"
by HeyAlumniGo on Feb 14, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
did you tell your mom i said hi. was just great meeting you.
Somebody’s getting a new daddy!
by Yes We Cannon on Feb 14, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions
Brother-in-law?
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 14, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions
This is absolutely true, and I did tell her you said hello, she returns the greetings. I think we need to execute operation take over Cal marketing by the way, even just the 3-4 suggestions we discussions would have made up for significant revenue gains. And we did not talk contacts, if you know anyone in the area in the sports/entertainment/lifestyle/consumer PR realm, give me a holler.
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I had a couple more meetings today with some Cal coaches. They were supposed to each be an hour and they each ended up going 2+ hours… They are starved for something different, so we will see. Do I have your email?
That is great to hear, I think we were on the same page on Thursday haha. Re the email, use clausvonwendel@msn.com for now, I’ll respond with my current personal email.
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I THOUGHT YOU TALKED CAL MARKETING ONLY WITH ME?!?!?!
I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL!!!
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Cal is now hiring successful trolls
Social Media Manager #13510
Responsibilities:
• Develops, coordinates, manages, and implements social media strategic plan to promote the Cal brand as well as to increase fan engagement, customer service efforts, and to promote awareness of Cal Athletics within the campus community or to the general public.
• Researches, analyzes, monitors and evaluates social media marketing and/or sales efforts for effectiveness, reporting results to appropriate higher levels of administration. Consistently makes improvements to strategy to increase customer engagement.
• Manages the creation, design, content, and maintenance of department’s social media accounts (including Facebook, Twitter, etc.) with the goal of growing and maintaining a social media following.
• Develops and conducts social media training materials and training sessions for coaches and staff, with a focus on best practices.
• Responsible for driving social media initiatives for the department and working with Athletic Communications on execution of initiatives. Researches and analyzes new and innovative methods for generating customer engagement through social media efforts and develops implementation proposals. Works with Ticket Sales and Customer Service teams to develop strategies on how to use social media as a revenue generation and customer retention tool.
• Builds relationships with outside (non-campus affiliated) companies and organizations, as necessary.
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Feb 14, 2012 3:37 PM PST reply actions
Can Not_Coach_Lupoi send his resume in?
KEEP CALM
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 14, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions
pqtm
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions
Let's hope they can prevent incidents like this
Oxford Hills football coach resigns over nude Facebook photo
OXFORD — Oxford Hills high school varsity football coach Paul Withee said Monday he was embarrassed and humiliated by a mistake he said has probably cost him his career.
Withee resigned Monday morning after school officials received a complaint from a parent that he posted a nude picture of himself on Facebook.
"I’m embarrassed, I’m ashamed, I’m humiliated," Withee said Monday. He said the picture was on the social media page for no more than a half-hour when he discovered what had happened and tried to correct it.
"I’ve never done anything like this before and I never will again," he said.
"You have to be careful with what you do with social media. You can get yourself into a lot of trouble and something you love can be taken away from you just like this," he said.
$46-50K it says
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 10:30 PM PST up reply actions
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

2011 World Cup Champions Team India
by Rishi on Feb 14, 2012 3:54 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
lol
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions
Dwinelle Inception picture
I stole it and put it on the facebooks. apparently I’m the first one in my friends circle to put it up. it’s definitely a hit. thanks!
by the federer express on Feb 14, 2012 5:33 PM PST reply actions
but we’re totally buying into #Linsanity!
by the federer express on Feb 14, 2012 5:38 PM PST up reply actions
pillow fight at Justin Herman Plaza
6pm. will take photos and videos!
by the federer express on Feb 14, 2012 5:40 PM PST reply actions
Photobombing the Eastbound and Down premier.
http://www.flickr.com//photos/70049502@N00/sets/72157629311134571/show/
Dodgers Javy Guerra and James Loney.
Who’s the guy in the Cal hat?
Nice.
I like the show. Can’t wait for the new season.
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Linsanity update
Jeremy Lin hits a game-winning 3 with 0.5 seconds to lift the Knicks to another win.
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by MR.F. on Feb 14, 2012 6:40 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
thanks for the links
I am now on the bandwagon.
Do the Knicks normally get that kind of response in TOR?
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions
No, they sold 600 group sales seats to Chinese and Asian groups. Plus TO’s population is 11% Chinese
not chinese, but i have family in toronto too. and remember going to toronto chinatown as a kid and seeing a bunch of boxes from my dad’s company around…
(hey…my old blue jays jerseys are current again!)
by j.lee on Feb 14, 2012 10:59 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
kinda what I thought
Not that I follow the NBA much but I didn’t think the Knicks draw on the road like the Rangers or Yankees/Mets.
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by natteringnabob on Feb 15, 2012 6:36 AM PST up reply actions
Here’s a video link from a courtside seat behind opposite backboard, kinda cool.
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Wow that crowd was really pro-Knicks. They go crazy when he hits that shot.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 14, 2012 6:43 PM PST reply actions
Twist is going for Rishi?
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 14, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions
HAHAHAHA
I obviously only think this is funny because my parents, like Jeremy Lin’s parents, are from Taiwan. Obvi.

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Obviously. He's only getting this much attention because he's Asian-American, and the hype has no relevance to how he's performing on the court.

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Jason Whitlock is frantically typing his tweet as we speak!!!
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Yes, right next to Lima, OH…errr that’s an actual place, nm…
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 14, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions
Shanghai City, IL is known for their Brazilian Churascarias.
California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.
Waiter,...
there is too much pepper on my paprikash. But I would be proud to partake of you pecan pie.
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Well that was certainly awkward...
I was leaving a meeting at Spieker tonight… walking up Bancroft and I pass Cecil Whiteside, who sat next to me at the Holiday Bowl luncheon… So I said “Hey Cecil, how you doing? We sat at the same table at the Holiday Bowl lunch…” To which he said “I’m Gabe King…” I said “Honest, I don’t think all black people look the same…” He laughed, shook my hand… I could have just died…
by fiatlux on Feb 14, 2012 8:46 PM PST reply actions 6 recs
Did you tell him he looked fat?
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by natteringnabob on Feb 14, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions
puahahahaha
Thank you for sharing.
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You should said it wasnt racist, bc you were black, too
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I think most of you know me well enough to know I am pretty quick on my feet in a situation like that… but i just totally felt like such an idiot the first thing I did was reach for my glasses to try and blame it on them, but then i realized i was wearing them so that wouldn’t work… i was all ’argkhavahodava…" i am mortified.
My limited experience with Gabe King from fanfests et al, he seems like a big character. Loves to joke around with people and doesnt take shit too seriously. Also, he is HUGE!
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all those guys are huge… and what i LOVE about our players is just how awesome they are… he was very cool.
He just marked you down on the list. They’ll get back to you, eventually.
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by natteringnabob on Feb 15, 2012 6:37 AM PST up reply actions
What if it was Cecil Whiteside and he was just fucking with you?
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Wow, smooth move, man :)
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by atomsareenough on Feb 14, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions
PSA
Remember to buy all the discounted chocolate tomorrow!
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 14, 2012 9:06 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
get fat???
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 14, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions
Never sweat → never shower!
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 14, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions
:/
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 14, 2012 9:22 PM PST up reply actions

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