You are cordially invited to the Official* CGB Cocktail Party.
Location: Old Memorial Stadium
Dress code: Charles Tyrwhitt shirts or Cal hoodies/jerseys. Hats are optional.
Music: Multiple rooms of music. First with referenceable top 40 music. Second with classic rock, cause they don't make music like this anymore. Third with underground music (seriously, it pipes in from the tunnels). Fourth with absolute silence, because why do kids these days need so much music everywhere?
Food Menu: Jumbacos, In N Out, Chaat, SF Soup Co. If you don't like these options, please be sure to yell very loudly about how much your opinion is right.
Decor: Lots and lots of puppies. Also, posters of Aaron Rodgers, Marshawn Lynch, Desean Jackson, and, for some reason, Tom Brady.
Drink Menu: Hand-crafted beers, vintage wines, root beer floats, Rishis
22-29: 6 PM to 3 AM
30 to 35: 6 PM to whenever the wife calls
36 to 40: 7 PM to 10 PM (yawn)
41 to 50: Fall asleep before leaving
51 and over: 2 PM to Where is Everybody?!
Guests are totally welcome. Bringing of signicant others will result in unnecessary mocking by your host.
Mention "Doom" to our doorman (unemployed stanfurd law graduates) to skip the line.
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