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DBD 2.7.2012 Puppies!

I saw natteringnabob posted about the puppy bowl yesterday for the DBD. Well sorry folks you're getting another day of puppy bowl DBD because I love puppies. And anyone who doesn't love puppies is a Pinko (glares at Twist.) Here are the images of the puppy bowl via 30fps.

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Bawwww. How could you not love that face?

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The Desean Jackson of the puppy bowl.

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This is why I love Animal Planet. They understand satire. Also they somehow know the lady puppies love purses.

How a good day folks.

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Say Goodbye to Eshleman Hall and the MLK Jr. "Pit"

A new Lower Sproul, long a dream, is taking shape

BERKELEY — Berkeley has 35,000 students, but you’d never know it from wandering through the stark, gray emptiness of Lower Sproul Plaza on a typical evening.

The planned overhaul of Lower Sproul — long desired and now moving forward — intends to change all that.

The redesigned complex is envisioned as the true and beating heart of student life on campus, a hub, a central meeting place where students can congregate, socialize, study, work, discuss, debate and cross-pollinate.

Architects’ renderings for the $223 million renovation show a light-filled area that’s open, inviting and bustling with activity 24/7. Eshleman Hall, currently closed off with walls of concrete, will be replaced by a lower building veiled in glass to expose the busy hive inside — students meeting, studying, dancing, eating, meditating and just hanging out. The transparency and permeability will carry through to the design of an addition to the plaza side of the Martin Luther King Jr. Student Union, where walls of glass will put a new campus living room, café and multicultural center on full view. Spaces in Cesar Chavez that frame the north edge of the plaza would be enlivened by visible study centers available to students late into the night.

Glad to see not just the athletic facilities are getting make-over and some updating.

Most importantly…

TIMING

Student groups are expected to start moving out of Eshleman this summer. The old Eshleman is currently scheduled to come down in spring 2013.

The new Lower Sproul is scheduled to be complete in summer 2015.

by daveman on Feb 6, 2012 10:31 PM PST reply actions  

Timing: well, that’s a fail. Where will the student groups go?

Looks like a cool building, though!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 7:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Tabling on upper Sproul where they belong.

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 7, 2012 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Flyering: yea or nay?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

The United Leagues of ASUC Candidates for Peace and Change support this motion, but move to amend it by deleting it!

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

“Here you throw this away.”

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Feb 7, 2012 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

“No, you throw it away.”
“I’ll just give it to someone else.”

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 7, 2012 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

No joke.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

lol!

i hated flyering for my student group. there was only one event that it was even successful, that was the event that people liked (and knew they liked), but just needed to be reminded of when it was. the other events, total effin waste of time.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 7, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Were we in the same organization? This sounds exactly like my experience.

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by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

i was in the same org as rishi… unless you’re indian, i doubt that’s the case!

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by boomtho on Feb 7, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Very….. very… northeast Indian?

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by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

You are Siberian?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I would joke about this… but that’s actually not too far off for about a quarter of me.

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by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

You left your arm in North Korea?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Kim Jong-un thought it was cake.

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by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Mongolian? Manchurian?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Latter.

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even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse

by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Cool

did you benefit from the height traits? I know a few Manchurians and they’re all 6’3" and up—I know, not exactly a good sample size.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

6’ 1"?

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by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Is This Russian Landscape the Birthplace of Native Americans?
Mountainous region of Siberia gave rise to New World peoples, study says..
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/01/120203-native-americans-siberia-genes-dna-science/?source=hp_dl1_news_dna20120207

Native Americans originated from a small mountainous region in southern Siberia, new genetic research shows. The work is the most targeted study yet to suggest a genetic “homeland” for North America’s indigenous peoples, according to the authors.


New DNA analysis of ethnic groups living in the Altay Mountains (see map) revealed a unique genetic mutation that also occurs in modern-day northern Native Americans.

A possible link between Siberians and Native Americans is an “age-old question” that was first raised by European explorers in the New World, said study leader Theodore Schurr, an anthropologist at the University of Pennsylvania in Philadelphia.

That’s because some of those early explorers had also been to Asia, and they noticed physical similarities between the two populations.

Now the new genetic data has “allowed us to identify more precisely the founding types of these [Siberian] lineages that are present in North America,” Schurr said.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends. Can you see it from Alaska?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

palin says it so.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea as long as I’m not the one who has to do it.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I always enjoyed getting the ASUC party Affirmative Action for Hot Chicks flyer. It was compelling.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 7, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

MensGym to host 100 year anniversary ceremony:

Saturday, Feb. 11
100-Year Celebration
Simpson Center for Student-Athlete High Performance – Berkeley
Cost: $75/person
6 p.m. – Reception
7 p.m. – Dinner
7:30 p.m. – Program
BERKELEY – In honor of the 100-year anniversary of California men’s gymnastics, the Golden Bears along with Bear Backers are inviting fans, former student-athletes and family members to a celebration event on Saturday, Feb. 11.

The event is set to kick off at 6 p.m. and costs $75/person. For more information and to RSVP, please contact Heidi Kent 510-643-8881 or hkent@berkeley.edu.

The event will be held at the newly opened, state-of-the-art Simpson Center for Student-Athlete High Performance on the Cal campus.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

sounds like a great event.

would have been really wonderful to coincide this to end in time for the 8PM start of the women’s basketball game that same night. or not.

by fiatlux on Feb 7, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

it's already

conveniently scheduled after Cal baseball fanfest!

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Ive noticed that they are starting to use the SAHPC for paid events. I got an email from VBall with something similar. It was 40 bucks insteae of 75.

This is a good idea, in my view!!! Helps raise money. Baseball is doing the same, but at HS Lordships, not the SAHPC.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

sounds like a great event.

would have been really wonderful to coincide this to end in time for the 8PM start of the women’s basketball game that same night. or not.

by fiatlux on Feb 7, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

i need to stop repeating myself…

and then i am going to stop repeating myself.

by fiatlux on Feb 7, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Arioto ready for softball:

BERKELEY – In January of last year, Valerie Arioto seemed poised for the greatest season of her already storied California softball career.

She was coming off a junior season when she earned first-team All-America honors after leading the Bears with 81 walks, a .590 on-base percentage, .819 slugging and .355 batting in addition to a 1.43 ERA in the circle.

Her Golden Bear squad had lost just two starters, Arioto was the lone senior and de facto leader. After losing to an SEC school in Super Regional play for the third year in a row in June 2010, Arioto and her Bears had one goal in mind – make it to the Women’s College World Series in Oklahoma City – with the all the makings for that to happen. Additionally fueling the fire and prepping her for one last swan song, Arioto spent the 2010 summer playing with the U.S. national team, garnering key experience on both the international and domestic level.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Do they have a drawing of what will be behind Eshlemann?

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Here's the website for the project

https://lowersproul.berkeley.edu/
so the renderings that exist are under the “Components” page

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by Joe Bandsmen on Feb 7, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

um… it looks like a mall.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

You look like a mall!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Impressive boot collection, that’s for sure.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Are we gonna spend another day talking about my wife’s boots?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 7, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, this just got hella awks

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Twist owns a pair just like that, but he bought it at a gas station in South Carolina for $5.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Never trust a man wearing pointy shoes.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

HA. I like this rule.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Also: never trust a man with very thin lips. FACT.

by Scootie on Feb 7, 2012 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you think thin lips + pointy shoes = double bad? Or double negative = acceptable?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, definitely double bad.

by Scootie on Feb 8, 2012 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

so racis

I bet if one of my primos came into your court you’d make him wear a SUIT made out of some kind of CLOTH!

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by natteringnabob on Feb 8, 2012 6:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Pulling. Them. Off.

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by CalBandGreat on Feb 7, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

You only wanted them to impress the cute girl at the store!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it just me or does it look about the same, except with nicer details?

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, my thought, but lowering the building where Eshleman was will make a lot sunnier and more inviting. Loved seeing bands play there free for lunch. Talking Heads FTW twice!

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I used to help out a bit with SUPERB :)

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s racis!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 7, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Ghosts aren’t a race!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

RACIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
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by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Excuse me, persons of no color, thank you. Clear-Americans! Thank you!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

the faceless are people too!

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Mitt Romney, for example...

(I read Frank Rich’s article in New York magazine just last night, so this was the first thing that came to mind)

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

puppy!

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse

by cldpc on Feb 6, 2012 11:57 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Good Luck. Remember ‘B’

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Feb 7, 2012 4:35 AM PST up reply actions  

gl

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 6:36 AM PST up reply actions  

good luck

Remember, they’re easier than the SATs.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 6:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Go get it. You’ll kill it.

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 6:56 AM PST up reply actions  

YOU CAN DO IT!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 7:08 AM PST up reply actions  

My secret

I got there early and was walking around when I happened upon a brewpub……sat down for some buttered bread and half a pint of beer. Did MUCH better cuz I was relaxed.

Just sayin……..

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Feb 7, 2012 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I had the opposite experience- got dropped off and told my parents it would take 4 hours, but then ended up finishing way early and sat outside on a random curb in Fremont for a long time.

Mmmmm bread. Butter. Beer. A lot of awesome starts with B! Like Bears! GO BEARS! Go iVinshe! Beat that GRE!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Is there such a thign as a nonrandom curb in Fremont?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

True. It was also a non-buttered, non-breaded, non-beered curb :(

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 8:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I showed up early after months of not studying for it, and killed it WITH FIRE. I’m still in awe of how well I did on the GRE.

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 7, 2012 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t study much for the GRE (mainly did Free Rice), but I’m good at standardized testing (one of my useless skills), so yeah, same situation as you. On the other hand, I intended to study for the biology GRE, but took a nap instead…and still did well. YAY GO BEARS!

See iVinshe? You’ll kick ass.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

This. I had to double check to make sure they were my scores. And then I never even applied to grad school. Yay.

by Scootie on Feb 7, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ll be fine.

Good luck!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Feb 7, 2012 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

No worries, I have a buddy that works in the IT department at Prometric. Is a 99th percentile suitable?

Seriously though, you’re going to do fine. Just like the SATS but going to Cal has made you that much smarter than when you were in high school.

by MN Bear on Feb 7, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Good Rodgers

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not too bad, you’ll be ok.

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Good Rodgers!

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

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by FiatSlug on Feb 7, 2012 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d wish you luck, but you don’t need it. KICK ASS.

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even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse

by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks guys. Didn’t get much sleep, but waking up to 20 good luck posts did make me feel better. Leaving now!

by iVinshe on Feb 7, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Own that shit! :)

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Brittany Boyd wins weekly Cal honor
California Student-Athlete Muscle Milk of the Week

Brittany Boyd carried the Cal women’s basketball team to a pair of crucial road wins that keeps the Bears in second place in the Pac-12, making her this week’s California Muscle Milk Student-Athlete of the Week.

Boyd willed the team to a comeback and overtime against Arizona with 15 points, six assists, six rebounds, and four steals.

Link

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 6:37 AM PST reply actions  

Speaking of cute puppies

Dogs Get Cancer Like People, and Hold Clues to Cures .

Researchers hoping to develop a promising new approach to treating cancer in people are trying it in another group: pet dogs.

The aim of personalized medicine is to design an optimum cancer therapy after analyzing genes in a patient’s tumor. Dogs, which have strong genetic similarities with humans, get many of the same types of cancers as people and have similar responses to cancer-fighting drugs. When diagnosed, dogs often have a shorter survival time than humans, allowing researchers to see if a drug is making a difference in a shorter period.

In people, it can take three to five years from the time they are diagnosed until the disease reaches an advanced stage. But in dogs, trials testing whether novel drug therapies extend survival can be finished in six to 18 months, says Melissa Paoloni, director of the Comparative Oncology Trials Consortium at the National Cancer Institute.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 6:38 AM PST reply actions  

As a dog lover and with 2 of my own, the subject of doggie cancer makes me sad :(

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 7:30 AM PST up reply actions  

RIP Zoe....

Lots of Cal folks met Zoe through the years…

having lost her last year to cancer I can tell you the good thing is dogs go really fast. and through it all they still are looking lovingly at you with those big brown eyes and wagging their tails…

The pool was never the same without her… she would just go hang out on that floatie for hours…

by fiatlux on Feb 7, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

It was over a year ago so time moves on…. she was as sweet as they come though…

I had a one friend who just hates dogs… bizarre… he came over for a BBQ one time and was getting so annoyed that Zoe would not stop following him… i finally said “Dude, you’re carrying a grilled sausage!”

I always say that dogs are the worlds greatest optimists… you can go three years without dropping food on the floor, but doesn’t matter to them because they just know that THIS time you’re going to drop something!

by fiatlux on Feb 7, 2012 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Dogs are so great. We have a lab also, he’s sooooo enthusiastic all the time.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, fiat.

We lost our dog to cancer last year, too. He was our first kid – we even rearranged vacations to make sure we’d stay at dog-friendly lodgings so that he could come around.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Feb 7, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

so sorry, fiat.
look at how happy she was in those pictures

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

she loved the pool… people would crack up because we would just be hanging out and all of a sudden zoe would just get into the pool and hop up on here floatie…and just lounge and lounge… a dog’s life for sure!

by fiatlux on Feb 7, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

She looks so sweet. Hate that for you.

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Such an awesome looking dog.

and I do love how the paw is just hanging off to the side.

by OaktownAggie on Feb 7, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

you know the best part… is when she would be laying on the floaty her tail would just ever so slowly wag back and forth, back and forth, back and forth in the water…. she was in bliss…

by fiatlux on Feb 7, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Now I’m sad as I’m forced to drink beer early in the day :(

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 7, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Awww

I lost a dog to leukemia. Poor fellow just wasn’t the same dog for the last couple months of his life. I think he knew he was sick/dying. He was seriously the happiest, friendliest dog ever.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, you win!

nightmares officially haunted forever

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Me too! My dog is five. He’s getting gray hairs around his muzzle. So dignified, but yet, a little poignant.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

My dog (Bear)

7 months old and happier than a pig in shit.

by CalBeer on Feb 7, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

CGB dog outing!!! We can go to Lake Anza in Tilden.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I like going to Point Isabel/Sibley/Anthony Chabot park because people bring their dogs and dogs are awesome.

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you wanna hang out with my dog? I guess you never got a chance to meet him, iirc.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I met him! He jumped on me but then got banished out of the room. He was pretty swell.

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

Oh right, that’s why he got guantanamo’d, as we say in the sec119 household.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

[Michael Vick joke]

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Your dog

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Stopping Sleepiness

The Search for Biomarkers That Flag Fatigue Before We Know We’re Impaired.

It’s a puzzle that has long plagued scientists: How to easily measure sleepiness before we notice it ourselves. Researchers in labs around the world are making headway and envisioning a future in which testing sleepiness is considered part of general good health.

The hunt is on for a so-called biomarker, a characteristic or substance—or, more likely, several substances—in the body that will indicate if someone is sleepy and, if so, how sleepy. These researchers want to measure acute sleepiness in order to identify the risk of “performance failure” before it happens. That could apply to a morning commuter about to nod off on the freeway, a surgeon preparing for a complicated procedure or a pilot settling into the cockpit before a trans-Atlantic flight.

Research is also looking at chronic sleepiness, which people can feel after just days of less-than-adequate sleep. A growing number of studies have found that not sleeping enough night after night raises the risk of health problems, including obesity, diabetes and heart disease. A biomarker could change the way people view the role sleep plays in their overall health, says Paul J. Shaw, an associate professor of neurobiology at the Washington University School of Medicine in St. Louis. "If people knew they were sleepy, they might say ’I’m going to turn off Leno and go to bed.’ "

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 6:39 AM PST reply actions  

Why would you try to stop sleepiness???

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 7:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Sleep is definitely important! I assume that some occupations would limit that opportunity (truck drivers, doctors, and others with abnormally long shifts…). I suppose the best course of action is to try and change society/business so that these long shifts are eliminated, but I’m not sure that always makes the best economic sense.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 7:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Shorter shifts → more jobs?

In light of that Taiwanese gamer, my lab has now instituted a policy of checking on our nappers every 30 minutes.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you have to wake them up or just make sure they’re breathing?

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Like poking them to see if they wake up? Or place their hands into a warm water bath?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

We haven’t figured out the details yet. One napper is in India, and the other napper hasn’t gotten in yet.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 7:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you the third napper?

by LeonPowe on Feb 7, 2012 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Only in lab meetings. They figured, if I don’t stand up when it’s over, I might have keeled over.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Labs, parties, honestly the ability to sleep anywhere is the one thing I wish I could learn from the Chinese.

by LeonPowe on Feb 7, 2012 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

THIS. IS. GREAT.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

When I go out to lunch and come back earlish – say like 12:45, there will inevitably be 3-5 sleeping colleagues just napping out at their desks. I admire their brazenness, but I suppose its just accepted that you can nap at your desk in China.

Even if I felt comfortable enough to do it, I could never commit to it, because I’d be afraid of sleeping through my next meeting or being Sharpie’d.

by LeonPowe on Feb 7, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

OMG THAT WEBSITE IS AWESOME. Just take off your shoes → no Sharpie. I don’t like to sleep at a desk, though. Something about being hunched over makes me feel like throwing up.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I work in slippers all the time – especially during the summer.

by LeonPowe on Feb 7, 2012 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I used to, but then I got caught by the inspector.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

You work in a lab. I work in a casual environment office.

by LeonPowe on Feb 7, 2012 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I definitely just pictured trees wearing bikinis. Not sure why.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I really need to do this.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I used to do this occasionally at the O. We had desks where the fronts went all the way down to the floor, and lockable doors on the offices. You couldn’t get busted (until someone spied you working away in your allegedly “empty” locked office in about an hour).

by Scootie on Feb 7, 2012 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, this isn’t asianssleepinginthelibrary.tumblr.com/Cached

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I dont get the fascination

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

neither do i.

americans get weirded out by seeing folks that pass out on the street not getting messed with. so…a lot of them think it’s weird…they don’t get the fact that it’s a county where you can fall asleep on the street and not get stuff stolen or bothered.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

We used to have beer at our lab meetings. That keeps us awake.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

sec119 are zoonews?

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by boomtho on Feb 7, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not like I was the only one having beer! Not that there’s anything wrong with that, buckeyebear …

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

:P
My lab at Cal worked on sorghum, so we would have sorghum beer at lab meetings…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Ooooh, that's rude.
Or place their hands into a warm water bath?

There was an episode of M*A*S*H in which Hawkeye and Trapper did this to Frank Burns; they put Frank’s right hand into a helmet filled with warm water. Then they quietly sat down on the edge of their cots to see what happened next.

Burns wakes up, eyes wide. Sits up in his cot with a blanket around him.

BURNS: (frightened) Oh, this is terrible.

Burns turns to see Hawkeye and Trapper looking at him.

BURNS: (angrily) You, you, you guys!!!!

With the blanket still tightly clutched around him, Burns leaves the tent, presumably for the latrine.

HAWKEYE: (to Trapper) I thought he’d never leave.

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"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

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by FiatSlug on Feb 7, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

More sleep for all! More Sleeeeeeeeeeep

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I do not suspect a biomarker will be found.

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

And force their funding to be cut?!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Scented markers are totes better anyway.

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

mmm…brown…

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 12:12 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Raiders hire someone I should probably know but don't

Silver & Black Pride is excited!

It is Official: The Raiders Have Hired Jason Tarver

Now, this is exactly what we need in Oakland. A young, hard working football rat with a deep knowledge of all areas of the Pro Game and that is exactly what the Raiders are getting by hiring Jason Tarver.

This is a HUGE upgrade over “The Bad Chucky”.

Tarver has worked on both sides of the ball and has worked extensively with Inside Linebackers while ascending to Assistant DC over the past two years. You hear that Rolando? This guy worked under Nolan and Singletary and coached Patrick Willis. Watcha got big boy?

It’s a new dawn, it is a new day!

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 6:40 AM PST reply actions  

FURDIE!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 6:43 AM PST up reply actions  

anything’s better than bresnahan!

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 11:02 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Preview of India vs Sri Lanka

Because I’m sick of the Australia series

Just over 10 months have passed since that Wankhede night, last April. Within that period, the fates of the two teams that brought the best out of each other in that memorable World Cup final have nose-dived in bizarre style. India have been mercilessly stripped of their No. 1 Test ranking, the sunset on their golden generation of batsmen hastened by eight successive away drubbings. But their one-day outfit still holds promise, with the energy of fresh legs and the power of broad bats, for the moment at least, masking the worry of poor techniques on quick pitches.

Sri Lanka have had it worse. Finishing second-best in two successive World Cup finals is a tragedy in itself, but even that pales in comparison to what has transpired since. They have endured series after wretched series, home and away, against Australia, Pakistan and South Africa, with no silverware to show for their efforts except in the Twenty20 format. Their players haven’t been paid by a board that is now bankrupt. Battered on the field and off it, Sri Lanka are already under their third captain since the World Cup. Mahela Jayawardene led them in the 2008 edition of the CB series, and his reluctant return to the musical chair gives rise to the uneasy feeling that Sri Lanka haven’t progressed in four seasons.

Both teams are desperate for the familiarity of better times, and their first encounter since Wankhede will provide them just that. No two sides have played each other more often in ODI history, especially in recent years – 34 of their 129 clashes came between 2008 and 2010. This series kicks off another glut of games between these thick foes, with the Asia Cup and a bilateral series in Sri Lanka to follow in quick succession. Establishing early supremacy in Australia could prove integral in determining which side heals better in the coming months.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 6:41 AM PST reply actions  

Go Aussies!

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

FYI if you haven’t been reading cricinfo, there was this story on how messed up US Cricket is

Also:
-Yuvi has full-blown cancer (not just a benign tumor) and will not be participating in IPL.
-India/SL – They’re playing in Perth??? WTF
- Ugh on cricket as of late. Thank god there’s an NBA season cuz I’d never be able to convince anybody we needed to have a cricket viewing party for IPL.

A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 7, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, heard about that =/ Fortunately, Yuvi’s cancer is treatable, so there’s good news.

I still plan on following the IPL, but Indian cricket is just… I dunno what’s going on

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually, it’s kinda simple. The tracks in India are extremely spinner and batsmen friendly. All of them. If you see the types of scores being run up in the Ranji Trophy series, you’ll see there’s no problems batting in India on an Indian surface.

Nobody has any international experience, youngsters are being trained on these “easy” pitches, and the ones that emerge/get popular go straight for the shortened-innings. To be fair, England is facing the same problem in reverse – they just got whitewashed in Dubai. It’s like a rift of worlds, England/Australia vs India/Pakistan/SL… neither “world” can compete in the other “world”.

A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 7, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm interesting take

I still don’t understand seeing Sehwag (not a youngster) struggling on other pitches.

What you say does bode well for the IPL, though. Lots of scoring!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

harsh

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

that only looks like one hug!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 7, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

you’re right, perhaps they can repeat as needed.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

That should’ve been smaller.

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

TWSS?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Feb 7, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

lol.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

definitely not heard on Twist’s wedding night

by fiatlux on Feb 7, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

hawt

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Anyone see Matt LeBlanc on Top Gear this past weekend??

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

wha….?Missed that one.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It just aired in the UK on Sunday, and I have no idea if it airs in the US at the same time.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m sure it isn’t hard to find on the internet…

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 12:23 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

That’s how I watched it!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

How dare you not observe international copyright laws!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 7, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I enjoy watching Top Gear too much for that.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

This may rise to the level of fair use.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 7, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

they make the harness so obvious….

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe. but cricket in india is kind of a mess. from both a player-development aspect, a business plan, a PR/marketing aspect, and [something else goes here they’re doing wrong].

good fodder for MBA essays!

A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 7, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, right… those :(

Can’t wait to start writing more!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

hmmm interesting
Mr. nskaile: I dont think you are following cricket in USA in last year or so. Let me tell you there is movement afoot in USA to take the game of Cricket to the kids at the grass root levels. Please visit the website www.USYCA.org. United State Youth Cricket Association has provided over 750 cricket sets to mostly elementary schools last year at no cost to teach the cricket as part of PE program. Its a vibrant organization with volunteers spreading the cricket to American school kids. So dont bet all your personal belongings as in next 5-10 years you will see many American kids playing cricket. Let us all hope that there are some dedicated people who can put their egos aside and come forward to run USACA. All League Presidents are responsible to do the job right and pick the right people who can put well being of cricket in USA ahead of their personal titles and perks. Peter you can assemble a list of people who are planning to run for various offices in upcoming elections to discuss.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Sacto Kings Win Again!

They’re getting good at this not losing thing…sort of.

Kings 100, Hornets 92: Isaiah Thomas Provides the Spark That Ignites the Big Comeback Win

Thomas proved to be key difference in this game, waking up the seemingly lifeless Kings, who got off to a terrible start. Sacramento was down by as much as 18 points in the 1st half, and only went 13 for 40 from the field. That all changed after the break however, as Thomas had a career performance. He came off the bench to play 26 minutes, and ended up scoring 17 points (6-11 from the field, 3-6 from three), to go with 6 assists, 5 rebounds and a steal. His energy seemed to perk up the other Kings as well, particularly DeMarcus Cousins. Cousins was just one rebound away from a 2nd consecutive 20-20 game, and finished with a game-high 28 points, 19 rebounds, 3 blocks, a steal, and only two fouls and two turnovers. Isaiah may have been the match, but Cousins was the fire, just destroying the Hornets inside and out, and gobbling up every rebound like Jon Brockman in an IHOP.

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 6:43 AM PST reply actions  

China Needs to Change Mideast Policy

[1]

China’s decision to veto a condemnation of Syria’s regime at the United Nations Security Council is just the latest signal that illustrates the need for a fundamental change in Chinese foreign policy.

The question is no longer whether officials in Beijing will abandon the principle of non-interference in other countries’ affairs to protect their expanding interests around the globe. The question is when.

China joined Russia in vetoing last weekend’s resolution partly for fear that backing the UN’s rebuke of a government’s brutal suppression of its people may come back to haunt China itself, given its treatment of Tibetans and of Uighur Muslims in the Xinjiang autonomous region.

Yet China’s economic growth and associated need to secure resources increasingly have been at odds with this long-standing policy of being aloof. That’s especially true in the resource- rich region that stretches from the Atlantic coast of Africa to Central Asia and the subcontinent, much of which is now in revolt.

Horrendously racist picture!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 6:43 AM PST reply actions  

Didn’t read the article, but is China assuming that by vetoing stuff like this they will gain favors in the Arab world? I guess I’m struggling to understand why condemning active civilian massacres would benefit them.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 7:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Not justifying

But China, as a matter of policy, feels that a foreign policy of “not meddling in other countries internal affairs” is where they need to stand as a government – mainly because they don’t want other countries telling them what to do w/r/t Xinjiang, Tibet and Taiwan.

(Of course, State Owned Enterprises – oil, mining, gas, exploration, infrastructure, etc. – are free to meddle in other states affairs since they’re companies not governments)

So its trying to be consistent with the message of “don’t muddle in other countries affairs” rather than trying to curry favor in Arab states. China’s relationship with the Arabs is not particularly friendly due to the crackdown on separatist movements in Xinjiang which are, in all probability, funded through Arab oil $$. But China throws its weight around in Africa.

by LeonPowe on Feb 7, 2012 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Everyone throws their weight around in Africa. Meanwhile, there are starving children…sigh.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

ahhh thanks

This helps me understand why they did this. This is definitely not the first time they’ve vetoed UN condemnation or resolutions

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

They and the Russians are pretty consistent with that, which made the vote on the last bunch of Iran sanctions kind of surprising. They’ve been close to Syria but in general they are the brakes on the Team UN World Police.

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Kind of defeats the purpose of having a UN if you feel like you don’t want to meddle with any countries. Famine assistance? Oh, we don’t want to disrupt the natural economy of a country. Malaria outbreak response? Oh, we don’t want to insult the mosquitoes since they’ve been there for thousands of years.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

well sure

it’s almost like giving 5 countries permanent veto power guaranteed gridlock!

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

We’re coming for you, HIT SQUAD!

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope, vetoed. Sorry.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 7, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Curse you and your longstanding support of the Folletariat!

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re not so tough without Ohio Bear holding your hand!

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Or sticking it in a jar of warm water…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Ohio Bear warned me about you. But let’s not fight in front of the kiddies.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 7, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

MOSQUITO LIBERATION FRONT!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

We’re the Liberation Front of Mosquito!

by LeonPowe on Feb 7, 2012 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Out for blood!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

This

Is true, but Russia has had long standing relations with Syria for 60+ years, so they vetoed it to maintain their relationship with the Syrian leadership.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Long relationships are always the hardest to get out of.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m here to help!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

heh.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d be able to give an opinion on whether I think it is racist… but I would need to know what the fuck is going on in the picture first.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse

by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

this

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

In light of stuff like this it makes me lol that China whines about not getting “respect” from the west.

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Dear Mr. SpazGee,
Surely if you came to the great East then you would see that the Chinese are the most free and happy people of all the world! Western culture has degraded Americans to slouching underacheivers! Happy smiling lucky empire forever! Prosperity!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Clippers get costly win

Billups ruptured his Achilles which sounds really painful

They did win the game in OT

On the face of it, this is nothing but good news for the Los Angeles Clippers. An away win against a tough, big, unfamiliar opponent, against a team with one of the two or three best players in the NBA. They used their skill, and their guile to construct an unlikely, hard won, overtime victory against the Orlando Magic, a foe who seemed to have them stopped on multiple occasions.

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 6:47 AM PST reply actions  

Clipper injury bug bites again!

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 6:48 AM PST reply actions  

A little spendy, but if they work like advertised, might be worth it.

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 6:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Just don’t try fixing a computer or handling credit cards close to your neck!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 6:57 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re right. If coworkers wore these, I’d throw paper clips at them to try and get them to stick…

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 6:58 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s why you don’t tell people about them!

If I found these for a little cheaper, I’d definitely get them.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 7:03 AM PST up reply actions  

These high-tech alloy stays are made with the same material found in aerospace engineering.

lol, you mean, like, metal?

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

FANCY metal.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Stop ruining it

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

WHOOOOO Kobe!
Boo Rishi!

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 7, 2012 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

YAY FOR LAKERS LOSING!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

BYNUMITE

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse

by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

lol i like this

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Shaq
“I want to personally congratulate Kobe on being the greatest Laker ever,” O’Neal told ESPN’s Stephen A. Smith shortly after Bryant passed his mark. "His accomplishment is great and well deserved, and I’m really proud of him. He told me when he was 18 years old that he’d go down as the greatest Laker ever, and one of the greatest players of all time. And he wasn’t lying.

“I’m a little jealous of him because I was never able to escape the injury bug in my career, while he’s never really been injured at all. But all of that is a testament to his hard work and dedication. I’m proud of him. I’m happy for him. And, most of all, I want to thank him for being a part of the greatest 1-2 punch ever created, never to be duplicated.”

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
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by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

On that note, I disagree that he is the greatest Laker ever.

  1. Magic
  2. Kareem
  3. Kobe
  4. West

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by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

agree

A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 7, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

magic is clear #1 laker to angelenos.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 11:06 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Fo sheezy.

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by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Possibly, but I think more for his personality; I think Kareem had more impact on the court.

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

yes…kareem was an asshole.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 11:09 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

lol doesn’t mention kobe

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

why kareem wasn’t more popular among laker fans…had the “disadvantage” of playing with magic…

kobe’s an asshole too…but he’s gotten us a lot of championships…unlike kareem, he’s seen as the main guy on laker title teams.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

but he was YOUR asshole (Harbaugh anyone?)

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

He was awesome in Airplane!

Your argument is invalid.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

OJ was great in the Naked Gun movies, not sure what that proves.

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Meaning he was effective at standing around like a boob and getting hit by things?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 7, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Norberg!

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Other criminals in movies — Random Task from Austin Powers, one of the South Asian guys from 40 Year Old Virgin. Weird to think these guys are in prison now.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

LISTEN KID! I’ve been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I’m out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

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by CalBandGreat on Feb 7, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Joey, have you ever been in a gymnasium?

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

As a Celtics fan back in the 80s, I would argue that without Magic, they don’t win most of those championships, whereas without Kareem, they still would. Magic is what made the Lakers go.

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by HeyAlumniGo on Feb 7, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t agree with this, as a Lakers fan from the 80’s

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

So do you feel that you had to have both to succeed, or that -Magic +Kareem they could’ve still won with someone else running point?

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Feb 7, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Not taking anything away from Magic, but I always felt Kareen didn’t get quite enough credit for his extremely reliable shooting.

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

And the most unblockable shot in history.

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Feb 7, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed.

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Shouldn’t you be trimming your beard right now?

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

? I don’t get this.

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure very little I’m saying makes any sense right now.

So, essentially, business as usual.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Long live the DBD!

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

sharon tay is on my tv.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 8:26 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Nekkid?

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by golden oso on Feb 7, 2012 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

i’ve wished for that to happen for years.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 8:36 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

skyhook!

now…hopefully, sooner or later, bynum can learn a hook shot.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 8:25 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Did he really say this?

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/story/_/id/7547550/los-angeles-lakers-kobe-bryant-passes-shaquille-oneal-fifth-place-scoring-list

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by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, would not have expected that. Nice to see though.

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

but shaq’s @ UW

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by carp on Feb 7, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Niners will get nothing and they will like it

2012 NFL Draft Compensatory Picks: 49ers Likely To Receive None

The NFL usually announces compensatory draft picks in March, but it is not too difficult to at least figure out whether the 49ers will receive compensation picks in the meantime. A team is eligible for compensatory draft picks when it loses “more or better free agents than it acquires in the previous year.”

With all that math, it basically comes down to the 49ers gaining five free agents and losing five free agents. The five they lost did not come close to matching the combined performances of the five they gain (or four plus Braylon Edwards), so compensatory picks are likely not in the 49ers immediate future. That leaves them with their normal seven draft picks.

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 6:53 AM PST reply actions  

Once upon a time, bacon was a side dish for eggs. Now it’s a milkshake flavor.

The California-based fast food chain, Jack in the Box, is selling a limited-edition indulgence not everyone will want to try.

The Bacon Shake consists of vanilla ice cream, whipped cream, a maraschino cherry and “bacon flavored syrup.” Based on the ingredients-sugar, preservatives, artificial flavors, a whole lot of salt-there’s not an ounce of actual bacon in there.

Yum, I guess?

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 6:55 AM PST reply actions  

I have a feeling this will not be the new Jumbaco.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 6:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Jack in the Box tried hard

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 7:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I like bacon as much as anyone else, but this seems like a little much.

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 6:57 AM PST up reply actions  

No thanks. There are lines that shouldn’t be crossed.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 7:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s not kosher.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 7:44 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s not my concern. There’s no actual bacon in it.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Is there bacon in bacon lube?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

WHOA

CGB DBD: Bacon shake —> That’s RONG! —> Not Kosher —> Fake Bacon —> Bacon Lube!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Turn.
Ohio.
Buckeye Bear.

by LeonPowe on Feb 7, 2012 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s all about the connections. Sidebar: I don’t like bacon. Or steak.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Blasphemy!

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 7, 2012 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

but you like bacon lube? I love me some bacon but bacon lube…the smell….no.

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I had a bacon-maple milkshake on saturday from TrueBurger.

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 7, 2012 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

did you use it as lube?

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Too sticky to be lube.

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 7, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

not enough bacon, obvio

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

What about steak wrapped in bacon?

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by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Better yet, pork tenderloin, yum.

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Pork wrapped pork FTW!

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 7, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Pork tenderloin is so good, but it can be a tad dry, bacon solves that problem.

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

CGB, I shall take it upon myself to attempt to reducate poor TheBuckeyeBear regarding her clearly wrong preferences and dislikes.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 7, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t know there were Re-education camps in Ohio!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I hear they’re ever so fanatical about dotting the “i” at OhIO State Penitentiary!

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought Ohio was just one big re-education camp?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Feb 7, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Can’t re-educate what wasn’t educated in the first place. Although CALumbus Bear said REDucate…and there’s certainly a lot of that here.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

So bacon’s good for porking, but not for eating?

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

No, according to the website, it’s vegan-friendly. So that’s off the list as well.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

In the end, it’s just fake-on

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Fake it til you make it?

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

i so want to get some of that.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 7, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Is anyone else getting

a “the server timed out message” when accessing SBN? If I reload the page comes up, but it’s been doing this for a few hours now, and logged me off once too. I blame Twist.

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 7:27 AM PST reply actions  

As you should

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

No issues here, but I blame Twist too.

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s been a lot of that lately with SBN

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Blaming Twist?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 7:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Naturally!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 7:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I get that too.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Colleges Are Selling Bathroom Stall Naming Rights

I wonder how much I need to donate to have a “ikoolykedat porcelain throne ’o fun” in Dwinelle.

As first reported by Above the Law, Harvard Law School recently opened the Falik Men’s Room. Like tuition, bathrooms seem to cost more in Cambridge. William Falik told Above the Law he received the honor – if you want to call it that – after donating $100,000 to his alma mater to create a public interest fellowship in his father’s honor.

Read more: http://www.insidehighered.com/news/2012/02/06/colleges-sell-naming-rights-bathrooms

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 7:55 AM PST reply actions  

I’m guessing a lot of people would be interested in taking a dump in the “TwistNHook” stall.

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

brb writing check to endow Todd Bozeman Memorial Crapper.

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 8:10 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

brb, saving pennies to endow Brevin Knight Memorial pissing trough.

by LeonPowe on Feb 7, 2012 8:20 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

brb, ACH pymnt to endow “Use this Stall if Ur Drunk Brought to You By Shane Skov”

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by carp on Feb 7, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Santa Clara apparently has a BT Collins Memorial Latrine in a men’s bathroom in their Law Library. On a plague directly above the toilet, a quote from Collins is featured;

If it ain’t in Gilbert’s, it ain’t in the law.

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by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Pic

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by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

SilverScreenandRoll talks measuring stick games:

Tonight the Lakers played the Philadelphia 76ers, the team with the 4th best record in the association. Neither team was playing on the second night of a back-to-back, something that is a rarity in this compressed season. In a hostile environment against a very good team with fresh legs, this was a measuring stick game. A chance to see how the Lakers would stack up should the playoffs begin now. The answer: not very well. All the strengths and weaknesses of this Lakers team was on full display tonight. Unfortunately for the Lakers, their weaknesses are simply too many to overcome against a playoff caliber opponent.

The Lakers biggest strength is their big three of Kobe Bryant, Pau Gasol, and Andrew Bynum. The trio of stars is as good as any in the league, even the team from South Beach. Tonight the big three showed just what they can do. Kobe played superb (at least during the first 44 minutes, more on that to come) as he lit up Philadelphia for 24 points in the first half on 8 of 14 shooting. In the second half, the 76ers sent constant double teams at him, forcing the ball out of his hands and asking him to put faith in his teammates. To Kobe’s credit, he did not force the action but took what the defense gave him and typically made the right plays

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 8:08 AM PST reply actions  

FearTheFin talks playoffs:

This time I included the last column which shows the change in playoff probability from last week. The biggest gains in the west are NSH and DAL increasing the playoff probability by 7.0% and 3.3% this week respectively, while COL dropped a remarkable 12.8%. The east is looking to be a much tighter race, with TOR (12.76%) and NJ (12.56%) gaining the most ground, while WSH (-8.26%), MTL (-12.32%), and OTT (-16.78%) collapsing since last week.

The race for the Atlantic division crown is the most competitive divisional race this year with 3 teams locked up in battle. PIT, NYR, and PHI are all but tied, winning the division in 35%, 34%, and 26% of sims respectively. I thought the central would be really competitive down the stretch, but it looks like DET is starting to pull away, winning it in 65% of sims.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 8:11 AM PST reply actions  

Go Tiburones

Playoffs?? Don’t talk about playoffs?? We’ll be lucky to win another game.

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Feb 7, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

So

New York Knick Jeremy Lin has been tearing it up lately – posting 25 points in his first extended minutes on Saturday, then turning around and putting up 28 points yesterday.

Being of Taiwanese descent, it wasn’t a big leap to think that Next Media Animation would put something together.

ANd here it is. I’m not sure if I should be offended, or amused, or .. . well, this is just amazing.

by LeonPowe on Feb 7, 2012 8:31 AM PST reply actions  

Those white people were REALLY racist!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

i like the taiwan china slapfight.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 11:08 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Prop 8 ruling expected today. Doesn’t REALLY matter in the sense that whoever loses is gonna prolly go straight to the Supreme Court (although they could ask the entire 9th Circuit to rehear it, only a 3 judge panel heard it the first time. However, neither side would probably want that additional delay, esp. since the loser THERE would just go to the Supeme Court anyway still).

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 8:43 AM PST reply actions  

Also, its supposed to be out b 10 AM:

The legal and societal war over same-sex marriage reaches another milestone today when a federal appeals court rules on the constitutionality of Proposition 8, a voter initiative that defined marriage in California as the union of a man and a woman.

The decision by the Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco, due at 10 a.m., won’t be the last word from the judiciary on the scope of marriage, or on the validity of the November 2008 initiative. After possible further review by a larger appellate panel, the case will almost certainly head for the U.S. Supreme Court.

But the ideologically diverse three-judge appellate panel, which will issue its decision today, has a chance to affect the outcome by framing its ruling broadly or narrowly.

A broad ruling that affirms a federal judge’s 2010 conclusion that gays and lesbians have a constitutional right to wed their chosen partner would invite review by a high court that frequently overturns decisions by the more liberal Ninth Circuit.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2012/02/06/BA1H1N3MS6.DTL#ixzz1liPnd7ca

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

It's been ruled unconstitutional

sfgate link

California’s voter-approved ban on same-sex marriage is unconstitutional, a federal appeals court ruled today. The ban remains in effect, however, while the case proceeds toward the Supreme Court.

by puresilence on Feb 7, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

But was it the narrow or the wide ruling?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, CGB resident lawyers busy with… well.. law-related work. If no one does it by my lunch time, i’ll have a quick look-see and get back to you.

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by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Yay! Get your education here!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Shit, you’d have to pay me to do free legal work.
Wait, what?

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 7, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

On first glance, it looks like it was a very narrow ruling. The opinion seems to be based on the argument that Prop 8’s only effect was to deny same-sex couples the right to obtain marriage licenses, and nothing else (no effect on their right to adopt children, no effect on religious liberty of others), and thus there is no rational basis for Prop 8.

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by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

that's the way i read a quick scan of it also

since the real effect of prop 8 was only to remove the word marriage from same sex legal unions.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 7, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

According the 9C, they were not required to address the broader question because they see California as already recognizing same-sex marriage, and Prop 8’s only effect was to remove that designation.

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by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

yep. it’s going to give Scallia an anyurism.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 7, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

BOOM! UNCONSTITUTIONAL
Ninth Circuit Rules Prop 8 Is Unconstitutional

A federal appeals court in California has upheld a lower court’s ruling that Proposition 8, the state’s ban on gay marriage, is unconstitutional.

In a 2-1 decision, a three-judge panel of the Ninth Circuit announced its long-awaited ruling on Tuesday.

Proposition 8 was a 2008 ballot measure, approved by voters, that amended the state constitution to ban same-sex couples in California from getting married.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

so old

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’d hit X and wasn’t getting any new comments apparently.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Not surprised.

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Nobody likes my comment about it, I guess

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I responded…

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I hadn’t gotten that far yet

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

….

You complained about no one responding to your comment before you actually looked at your comment?

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Twist in a nutshell

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I complained that people had decided to discuss the case in a different non-me location!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

One thing is for sure. Comments on the ruling will be blowing up the Facebook. It’ll be the new Jeremy Lin!

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by CalBandGreat on Feb 7, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Jeremy Lin totally crossed over the three judge panel, it was sick!

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you have $4M or so to help out a struggling sailboat race?
Controller: America’s Cup needs "significant additional fundraising"

A committee of philanthropic and community leaders raising donations to help offset San Francisco’s projected costs for hosting the renowned sailing race so far has only $8.8 million raised to cover costs for the current fiscal year, and $8 million of that came from a single source: race organizers, according to a new memo from the city controller.

The fundraising group, the America’s Cup Organizing Committee, does have written pledges or agreements totaling $12 million – the target amount listed in the initial agreement with race organizers to have on hand by Jan. 31, Controller Ben Rosenfield wrote.

But $3.2 million of that is pledged for 2012, 2013 or 2014, the memo indicates. The fundraising committee has only $800,000 cash on hand plus an $8 million agreement with the America’s Cup Event Authority for expenses in the fiscal year that ends June 30, the memo says.

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 8:46 AM PST reply actions  

So you’re asking me to bail out the 1% again?

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by golden oso on Feb 7, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

hehehe

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

But they only have $800,000 in cash! You monsters!

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Let Larry Ellison raise his own gawd damn funds

Frankly, this shrew of a man needs to pay his own way and not get others to do it for him.

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by FiatSlug on Feb 7, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll put you down as a “maybe”. Interns will be calling next week to follow up!

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Karen Handle quits Komen:

A high-ranking official resigned Tuesday from the Susan G. Komen for the Cure breast-cancer charity after a dispute over whether the group should give funding to Planned Parenthood, according to a letter obtained by The Associated Press.

Karen Handel, the charity’s vice president for public policy, told Komen officials that she supported the move to cut off funding for Planned Parenthood. She said the discussion started before she arrived at the organization and was approved at the highest levels of the charity.

“I am deeply disappointed by the gross mischaracterizations of the strategy, its rationale, and my involvement in it,” Handel said in her letter. “I openly acknowledge my role in the matter and continue to believe our decision was the best one for Komen’s future and the women we serve.”

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 8:48 AM PST reply actions  

women we serve = women who work for the Komen Foundation

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t especially agree with her, but at least she has the courage of her convictions.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

To quit>

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

As opposed to watch the organization roll over? Sure. Resignation can be a principled act.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Like the people who resigned from Komen when it changed its course on Planned Parenthood? I have no particular sympathy or pity for Handle.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Neither does he, he was just saying she had courage of her convictions.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

she ran for governor of georgia on an ‘axe planned parenthood’s funding’ platform. so, she better quit over this or the hypocrisey is over the top.

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by Rocksanddirt on Feb 7, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

so wrong. rec’d.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 7, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought that was “back channel communications…”

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

That would require spouses to actually talk to each other. That is forbidden, I think, in traditional marriage.

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by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

only through internet chats

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by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking more along the lines of “oh go on, it’s my birthday”

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

(oh) go on …

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

pls describe thoroughly. pics appreciated.

by Scootie on Feb 7, 2012 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad I have some help in translating what I thought was clear expository text.

I think Twist is just mad at me for not doing a basketball Q&A.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

You could’ve had some fun answering every question with “The ball is round and bouncy”

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

You’ve just about covered my understanding of basketball – although I am having to take a slight interest as now both of my daughters are playing it.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not mad at you, I’m jsut surprised we cant find a single USC fan knowledgeable about basketball.

But really, should I be?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You should be, there are SC fans who know / care about basketball, but they appear to be in the fetal position.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

waiting for harold miner to return?

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think he’s got any eligibility left.

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by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Not sure if vintage, but this is a sad story
Since last spring, when the Cincinnati Bengals declined to renew his one-year, $2 million contract, Owens has been a man without a team, making him arguably football’s most talented unemployed player. Plenty of teams could use a receiver of Owens’s caliber, there’s no question about that, but no one has made even a lowball offer. His agent, Drew Rosenhaus, has tried to drum up interest by hinting that some unnamed club is sniffing around, but nothing has materialized.

Which leaves T.O. a caged cat for the first time in his career, pacing the 1,800-square-foot apartment he paid $499,000 for in October 2010, circling the maroon and silver velvet chairs that a decorator helped him choose, stepping past the pile of dirty laundry in the long hall, picking at a pan of brown rice on the stove. He plays pickup basketball when he can—the game was his first love—and softball in a rec league run by Jamie Foxx, but that’s not enough to keep his mind off things. Praying helps; he’s taken to attending a local Presbyterian church, a world away from his Southern Baptist roots. "It’s preppy. At the part where we say ‘Amen,’ they say ‘Indeed.’ "

Read More http://www.gq.com/sports/profiles/201202/terrell-owens-nfl-football-wide-receiver#ixzz1liQf2cEr

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 8:50 AM PST reply actions  

I read this article in the mag the other night. He is a lost soul that really suffered from not growing up with a good support system. Pretty sad.

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, it’s a pretty sad story. I wonder what would’ve happened if he’d stayed with the 9ers

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Or if he’d just managed to remain friends with someone like Jerry Rice. Could have helped him a lot.

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he would have benefited hugely for having and accepting a mentor in his life.

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, and he really did need a therapist. I recall he attempted suicide via pills a few years ago?

by the federer express on Feb 7, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but that was supposedly a “misunderstanding” or something of the sort.

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

MEET YOUR SHINY NEW DEFENSIVE TACKLE
@Bonecrusher_hoe

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

#doomgang

by Redonkulous Bear on Feb 7, 2012 8:53 AM PST reply actions  

What? He probably indulges in some small-scale agriculture in his spare time.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Does Cal have an archaeology dept?

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by golden oso on Feb 7, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s in Anthro.

The Campanile isn’t full of Indian bones for nothing, you know!

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I was under the impression that La Brea discoveries/palentology finds were in the Campenile, while the archaeological collections were in Kroeber Hall and the basement of Hearst Gym.

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by Joe Bandsmen on Feb 7, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

what is this i don't even

Chadd Krist didn’t sign with the White Sox and is coming back for another year? That’s unbelievably awesome.

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 8:57 AM PST reply actions  

This is definitely great and bodes well for the offense and the pitching staff.

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Wonder what the Sox offered? 13th-round money is hardly F.U. money. Might not be “won a ridiculous first score safety prop bet” money.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 7, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Well with the new CBA, the offer will be even less enticing next time. Hard slot drafts and only offers straight into the minors as well as restrictive international rules. Ugh. Such a terrible agreement. How are you going to entice kids away from football or basketball now?

by puresilence on Feb 7, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

brb building basketball camps in Dominican Republic and Venezuela

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

brb buying Vuvuzela

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, there aren’t a lot of guys getting major league contracts anyway, certainly not in the 13th round. Hard slots may hurt, but I think they mostly hurt guys represented by Scott Boras, who tended to fall until a big market team took them later and gave them early-round money anyway.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 7, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

What is FU money?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

A lot. Enough that you can say f**k you to pretty much whomever you want and not care about the consequences.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 7, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

So, every woman I’ve ever asked out on a date was really super rich, then. Hmmmm. Interesting. Did not knwo that.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I ain’t sayin you’re a gold digger

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Better get Geico with your money…

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

what lyrical genius, i wonder if he’ll sing about fishsticks next

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

not every one. You are allegedly married after all.

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

No, “being able to say ‘fuck you’ to absolutely whomever you want”, and “being able to say ‘fuck you’ to Twist” are two separate ideas.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck me

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

ok

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

KC to get Google supercable:



We’ve measured utility poles; we’ve studied maps and surveyed neighborhoods; we’ve come up with a comprehensive set of detailed engineering plans; and we’ve eaten way too much barbecue. Now, starting today, we’re ready to lay fiber.

As we build out Google Fiber, we’ll be taking thousands of miles of cables and stretching them across Kansas City, Kansas and Kansas City, Missouri. Each cable contains many thin glass fibers, each about the width of a human hair. We’ll be taking these cables and weaving them into a fiber backbone—a completely new high speed infrastructure that will ultimately be carrying Kansas Citians’ data at speeds more than 100 times faster than what most Americans have today.

At first, we’ll focus on building this solid fiber backbone. Then, as soon as we have an infrastructure that is up and running, we’ll be able to connect Google Fiber into homes across Kansas City!

As we build, we’ll be sure to post more important updates and announcements right here.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 8:59 AM PST reply actions  

Didn’t some town rename themselves Google and failed to be awarded this?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

for like a week… was it Topeka?

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by boomtho on Feb 7, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Still don’t want to move there.

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Why can’t I get fiber in the friggin’ Bay Area??!?

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Because you don’t eat enough veggies

#obviousjoke

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

6 bears @ combine and shit
<a href="http://espn.go.com/blog/pac12/post?id=34275http://espn.go.com/blog/pac12/post?id=34275" target="new">meow meow meow meow

Andrew Luck: You can breathe. You have been invited to the NFL combine.

My personal favorite revelation from the list: Former Arizona State WR Gerell Robinson’s real name is “La’Diviosia.”

Here’s the final list, which includes 45 players from the Pac-12.

And here are the Pac-12 players.

Bryan Anger, P, California
Mark Asper, OL, Oregon
Tony Bergstrom, OL, Utah
Omar Bolden, CB, Arizona State
Vontaze Burfict, LB, Arizona State
Sean Cattouse, S, California
Juron Criner, WR, Arizona
John Cullen, OL, Utah
David DeCastro, OL, Stanford
Rhett Ellison, FB, USC
Coby Fleener, TE, Stanford
Nick Foles, QB, Arizona
Chris Galippo, LB, USC
Garth Gerhart, OL, Arizona State
Trevor Guyton, DL, California
Cory Harkey, TE, UCLA
Cliff Harris, CB, Oregon
DaJohn Harris, DL, USC
Delano Howell, S, Stanford
LaMichael James, RB, Oregon
Jamaar Jarrett, DL, Arizona State
Marvin Jones, WR, California
Josh Kaddu, LB, Oregon
Matt Kalil, OL, USC
Jermaine Kearse, WR, Washington
Senio Kelemete, OL, Washington
Mychal Kendricks, LB, California
Andrew Luck, QB, Stanford
Jonathan Martin, OL, Stanford
Ryan Miller, OL, Colorado
Brock Osweiler, QB, Arizona State
Chris Owusu, WR, Stanford
David Paulson, TE, Oregon
Nick Perry, DL, USC
Eddie Pleasant, S, Oregon
Chris Polk, RB, Washington
Gerell Robinson, WR, Arizona State
James Rodgers, WR, Oregon State
Mitchell Schwartz, OL, California
Derrick Shelby, DL, Utah
Alameda Ta’amu, DL, Washington
Darron Thomas, QB, Oregon
Christian Tupou, DL, USC
Marc Tyler, RB, USC
Trevin Wade, CB, Arizona

#doomgang

by Redonkulous Bear on Feb 7, 2012 9:16 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

I think we have a really good chance of seeing all 6 bears drafted—the only one I have doubts about is Cattouse

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

…but he’s so cute in the Women’s Huddle! Do they not consider that?

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by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks Twist! /kissey-face

(What do you mean that’s only an ironic kissey face?! It’s a completely serious kissey-face!)

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by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m absolutely positive that you can’t hold an unironic kissy-face in Twist’s general direction.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 7, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

What do you bet?

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by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

2 puppies

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Slap bet?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 7, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

no, either way it’s domestic abuse. You win anyway, I was bluffing, I can’t do it.

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by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Good point. We’ll have to do something like ‘chore bets’ instead.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 7, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

“Clean up under the bed” bets.

by Scootie on Feb 7, 2012 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Is a slap bet a bet where the loser gets slapped in the face?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. There were several HIMYM references in this DBD, which is why it was on my mind.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 7, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Drafted or signing with a team?

Bryan Anger is fantastic and we know that and I think he’ll make a team, but he may go as an undrafted free agent.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I can see him drafted in the 6th or 7th if he wows the crap out of scouts. But as you said, he could go undrafted since he is a punter

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

He was wowing during the Shrine Bowl.

by Shadwhand on Feb 7, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

rollonubears!

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by carp on Feb 7, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully Cattouse won’t have a run play go his way.

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by carp on Feb 7, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

is dead to me

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Wonder what’s going to happen to Calvin…

I also wonder if Giorgio is going pro. There are plenty of teams in need an accurate kicker…

by puresilence on Feb 7, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but don’t NFL teams want kickers who can hit 60 yard FGs?

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure they’d LIKE a kicker that can kick that far, but I would guess they value accuracy and consistency more. Akers can’t kick 60 yarders at this point in his career, but he’s money within his range. I love me some Crosby, though.

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by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

But imagine all the spirit he can bring! Forza Italia!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Finally we can bring in the much desired Italian football fans!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

By the power of 200,000 lira!

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t that a penny?

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by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

seabass!

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 11:12 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

No way he’s drafted, but I bet he sees tryouts.

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope so!

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by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Landlord rant

About banks, not tenants. So this guy, a photographer, used to be my tenant, good guy, moved out in 2008 when the economy tanked is trying to buy a house in the Bay Area, but was recently turned down, again. Lots of savings, impeccable credit, makes 150K, but can’t buy a house because (apparently) he’s self-employed. So he’s moving back into a rental, my gain, but this is just madness. If there’s one thing hampering economic recovery it is the banks’ unwillingness to loan money.

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 9:41 AM PST reply actions  

I agree.

Hurray!

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by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

This is insane. And also why were stuck in this stupid down cycle.

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s rough.

Maybe he can try incorporating and then having the corporation pay him as an employee? Even so, I think they want a couple of years of employment/paycheck history.

Then again, they might still hassle you. The banks gave us grief a while ago when I looked into a small business loan/line of credit for a possible remodel. To avoid double taxation, we try to minimize income for our corporation. Kind of mind-boggling that they had second thoughts about loaning money to two orthodontists, one of whom had been in business 38+ years.

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by Kodiak on Feb 7, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

They probably flagged you as an injury risk! You porcelain tooth wranglers are likely to crumble into powder at any moment!

The self-employed thing used to be a big nightmare for small business people before the decade of easy credit, and I’m sorry that’s come around again. Maybe a credit union would be friendlier in that circumstance.

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

If you want, you can list me as a reference. I’ll say good things, I promise.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Economic recession = Banks irresponsibly lend out money!
Economic recovery = Banks aren’t lending out money easily enough!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, Citi just stopped using brokers, which leads to more accountability in their own lending but less availability of loans around.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Mortgages should be available for people who apply for them, not products to be pushed.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree, that is the way the system for buying houses works best. But there is an entire industry that was built up to sell (and re-sell and re-sell) them as products, and destruction costs the economy too.

But overall, I agree.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh come on, there’s more to it than that. You can have recovery without irresponsible lending.

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Just saying, you’re criticising for not doing something that they were just criticised heavily for!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

150K? plenty ‘o $$$ in the bank? Rishi, this is nuts. He would easily qualify, but he’s self-employed, what does he have to do, wait until he can pay cash for a house? That’s not the way this country got to be the greatest economy.

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Look, I don’t know his personal situation, nor am I a mortgage specialist of any sort.

But I can understand the reluctance of banks to lend out money to someone without a steady income stream…

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

The pendulum has swung waaaaaaaay too far the other way. Needs balance.

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re right, but no bank wants it to happen on their watch, so they are being extra careful. It sucks. Try a credit union for a few years.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Credit Unions: Not even good enough for Occupy Oakland.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

somebody's jealous!

SFFCU even opened a branch downtown! No more journeys to Gough Street to get money!

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Sf natives — how do you pronounce Gough? Does it rhyme with rough?

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

it rhymes with cough

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

this

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

not gow?

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 12:25 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

IT RHYMES WITH COUGH

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

yup

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

lol ok, so far gow, guff, and goo.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Goff, not guff.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

…and don’t forget goff, which is the correct pronunciation.

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by FiatSlug on Feb 7, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

LIKE I SAID ABOVE

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

rhymes

with “slough”

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

But slough also sometimes rhymes with bough.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Even when it describes shed reptile skin?

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

No, then it rhymes with tough.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

What about when it describes a ditch?

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Like a muddy, swampy place? Now we’re back to goo and bough.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

What about when it describes a festive trolley loaded with presents and pulled by reindeer?

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

You slay me, nabob.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone consult Sean Bean!

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

TwistNHEASY!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I <3 my credit union.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Commie!

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by CalBandGreat on Feb 7, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t blame banks for being overly cautious after what just happened…. nor do I like the idea of blaming banks for everything.

But I’m clearly biased because I am a large bank.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

rec

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by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Rishi: a Girthier Bank!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 7, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m so glad outlier jokes are still funny and clever…

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

can i borrow money large bank?

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 11:14 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

No, your company’s business model of supplying plastic rice to North Koreans is not sustainable.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

but they gots to eats! heartless…

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 11:17 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I still won’t give you the mortgage to buy the Bellagio Hotel.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not blaming banks for everything, just that they’re not performing their natural function to, ya know, loan money.

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

ok

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Banks are warning us, they’ve been hurt before.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

do we need to buy them flowers and chocolates?

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Have we learned nothing from this crisis?

Clearly we need to listen to the banks when they tell us that they’re thirsty.

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by Kodiak on Feb 7, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

how long has he been self employed? if it’s more than say three years with the tax documentation to back it up then I totally agree with you.

by fiatlux on Feb 7, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I think a while, 7 years? just a guess, but I know he had a down year 2008-09.

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you have a Trendnet security camera
They can see you!

Feeds from thousands of Trendnet home security cameras have been breached, allowing any web user to access live footage without needing a password. Internet addresses which link to the video streams have been posted to a variety of popular messageboard sites. Users have expressed concern after finding they could view children’s bedrooms, among other locations.

US-based Trendnet says it is in the process of releasing updates to correct a coding error introduced in 2010.

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 9:49 AM PST reply actions  

Sounds like someone needs GoldBlooded IT.

It kinda reminds me of this clip from Scrubs, with the nannycam. There is broadcast-tv levels of cleavage, may be nsfw.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

brb watching boots

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

hint: don’t use trendnet!

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

hint: all GBNET cameras are aimed through the various windows of twist’s house and office

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

cool, meet you at the courthouse in twenty?

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

What is the appropriate suit/button situation for marrying twist?

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by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

quad-breasted

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

seersucker

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, yea, I can see it.

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by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

emphasis on the “sucker”

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

On it.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I went to a NOLA wedding in seersucker, which ranks as one of my sartorial highlights.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Mine was my birthday and a simple tuxedo with red and gold pocket squares (49ers themed party)!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I had to look up what sartorial meant. That’s how little I know about fashion.

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by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

(um vocabulary)

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a terrible vocabulary, but I’d be more likely to know about a word related to fashion if I cared more about fashion!

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by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a good word to know, so you’re now better off!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you not wear clothes?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t feel bad, I just looked up sartorial right now.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 7, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

But now they are!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You and I, we are not so different.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

sads

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 7, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Worn my seersucker to a few weddings in AL. Always good for the summer.

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I bought this tan cotton poplin suit from Tommy and they told me today that they cancelled my order. I’m sad :(

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, they cancelled it without telling me, then said it’s because they don’t have the jacket in stock (even though it’s still available on the website). Then told me to reorder it (though at double the price). Supervisor was too busy to talk to me, so I gave up.

Of course, this frees up some capital… now I’m tempted to go for the Indochino route (though I really should just save this money)

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s probably better in the long run since I honestly don’t need more suits

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm sounds like my interactions with Uverse! I’m tempted to write a DBD about my 6 weeks in hell with those fuckers. Finally got tv/internet/phone on Saturday

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Rant! Rant! Rant! Rant!

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by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

it happened so quickly on Saturday. I was stunned and asked the guy “How does this happen?” Guy replies “Sir, I’ll be really honest with you. When our system works, it works really well. But if there’s a problem, we absolutely suck at getting it fixed.” I lol’d at this point

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

GIVE THAT GUY A RAISE!

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by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s been pretty much my experience with Comcast. Good service (at a just-barely tolerable price), but if I ever have to talk to or deal with any of their employees it quickly becomes RAGNAROK SMASH!!!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 7, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

The Uverse techs I’ve encountered are either great or clueless. The last one I had (in a string of 6) actually gave me his cell number and told me to call him the next time my service went down and he’d come fix it. Except it’s been almost a year and it has not gone down yet…

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I have found this to be true as well. My main complaint comes from the people I talked to on the phone. The actual techs have been pretty good.

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

For sure. The phone center (wherever it is), is staffed with morons.

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

They might not all be morons. Some of them are probably poorly-trained people of moderate intelligence.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 7, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s probably a fair assessment.

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I had that experience as well. Their level II techs are really great, it’s just that it sucks having to get to that point.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

You know what? the level 1 techs probably all stand around saying how completely idiotic their customers are.

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by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

My secret shame! Idiots are people two!

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

your public shame is your grammar!

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

GoldBlooded IT, what should I do if my tech support doesn’t watch 30 Rock?

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

would you call what we did last night sex?

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

All hail GoldBlooded IT!

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Are they like the Sith? There can only be two?

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by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Denise Richards agrees!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Chuckles

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you ask him how babby is formed?

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

So annoying!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

That really was a never ending saga. That really sucks. Glad it is in though.

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

BUY THE INDOCHINO SUIT! POST RESULTS!

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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 7, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m really scared to!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

they’ll pay for alterations or remake if needed…

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, they pay up to $75 for alterations (or they’ll completely remake it if necessary)

It’s just that looking at this thread, experiences are mixed. Some people just end up with terrible suits, otherwise get perfect fits…

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

my brother liked his…

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just worried that he’s the exception, not the norm.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe…i’m worried to get one too…’cause my sizing is a bit weird for an american.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

if your sizing is weird because you’re super slim for an american… go to macy’s and try on a slim-fit suit. i found one that fit perfectly.

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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 7, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup, for sure.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

short (5’6/7ish) with chest 43.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

oh… then you’re in the complete opposite direction of my guess then? slim fit is probably not good for you. and i don’t know enough about fit beyond trying to find clothes that fit me. so. hmmm.

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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 7, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah…and pants…my lord…have thick tighs, but narrow waist/small butt…so a lot don’t fit well.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

hawt?

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by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

.....

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

why

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Either go custom or separates. For most circumstances, a Brooks ease separates suit will do just fine. I’m in a similar boat – 5’ 7", 44" chest (less skinny around the waist, alas), and I’ve gone the separates route so I can get a 44 Short jacket and appropriate length pants.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

so what you’re telling me is that i could kick your ass

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a lover, not a fiHAHAHAHAHAHAHA okay never mind.

I don’t know, I’ve got pretty decent leverage and a mean streak. That may or may not be enough.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing moves the GoldBlooded!

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Sweep the leg!

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by Kodiak on Feb 7, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah…usually go custom…for my suiting needs.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Proper answer

Go to Men’s Wearhouse, have them measure you, try on their suits.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Indo-chino-buy-buy!

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m curious about it, but would like to see a trusted reviewer get one first :P

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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 7, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know that I have the patience.

Gotta hit a tailor up, get completely measured, then send in everything, then wait for the suit to arrive… then try it on and note where it’s off, then either get alterations and wait more or send it back and wait even longer, then wait for the second one to arrive, then get it altered, etc

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah seems like a pain.

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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 7, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

SHOT SHOT SHOTSHOTSHOT

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

EVVVERRYYYBAAAADDDYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE OUTLIER YEAH

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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 7, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

J.Crew has theirs on sale.

I got married in the Chino Ludlow one and it is great. They also have a 30% off code on their front page.

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Assuming they have your size, it’d be approx $133 for the whole suit…plus shipping.

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Fucking A, that is the very suit I have, but I didnt get a sweet deal like that.

Does your $133 include the vest, too?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

No, just suit and pants.

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course the vest is 33 bucksish so its still like half of the price I spent several years back :(*

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you worn it since ?

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Ive worn each part of the suit individually many many many times and the suit as a whole many times also. Ive def got my moneys worth and will continue to wear it

Still, though.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

You can’t monetize the cost.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Err

monetize the benefit of having owned and worn it

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Your memories of having worn that suit are priceless, Eeyore

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, the photos of me in it

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

You get it

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO MONETIZE OR NOT OLD MAN!!!

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU’RE GOING TO MONETIZE AND YOU’RE GOING TO LIKE IT

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

If it makes you feel any better, it is cheaper now than I spent on mine and I worked there at the time.

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

That only fills me with rage and self-loathing

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks nice

If only they had my size =/ But thanks!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

not a fan of jcrew pants…they put too much room in the back area.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

if u got it flaunt it

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

i don’t have a giant ass.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

give me your jcrew pants then

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no rear, but they seem to work fine for me…maybe I should ask Mrs Unclesam for opinion on that.

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Better start eatin’!

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I only wear Chino Morenos.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

heh.

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by golden oso on Feb 7, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Was that the trip that resulted in me getting ever more misspelled messages via Words with Friends? That certainly read like an epic trip.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha, yeah, I was on the Scootie party bus, realizing I was headed to the French Quarter. And that was just the Thursday night!

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

i totes misunderstood this, i thought you were gonna OCCUPY JUSTICE.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 7, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

But she’s blindfolded! Kinky.

by puresilence on Feb 7, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

That makes me think of Twist’s Wedding Night in a whole new way.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

oooh, god no.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Breaking: Cal football declared unconstitutional

For repeatedly violating the eighth amendment’s protection against cruel and unusual punishment.

by minesweeper on Feb 7, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

z

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

zomg headers please

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

why would anybody want to hide the magnificence that is the raptor messiah?

A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 7, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

omg this is so awesome a

and i love your header

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

zomg headers please

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Time for Mr. F to post headerless iPhone and DropBox pics :)

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Twist would get angry. All I can do is bottle up my frustration while trying to be polite.

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Your request below was calm and pleasant.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

You can easily be non-polite about it. Use all-caps. Stomp your feet. HOld your breath. The usual. Just use headers

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I couldn’t stop watching for about 20 seconds…

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

You should have warned us about your epilepsy

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

This is seizure inducing.

Can’t. Look. Away.

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 7, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Eli Manning is waaay hawter

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Which one’s Neville?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Leftmost.

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by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

The one on the left.

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

the hot one.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

..there’s a hot one?

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The book ends are fairly attractive. Also, DRad is SUPER tiny, it sems

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s true, he is a small man. His height is listed as 5’5" (1.66M). To compare, Jon Stewart is 5’6.5" (1.69M)

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

oh yeah, he’s a midget

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Thomas Lennon is listed at 5’8". I think that’s a bit generous.

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

when we took pics with those guys (when they came to campus!) he was about my height while wearing police boots, probably not too far off.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

i have a pair made by the show’s costume designer!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

But if you wear them, everyone will see your pair!

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

OH YEAH?!

HALLOWEEN 2007

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

ps that is takimoto’s gf to the left looking embarassed.

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa did you go around campus in those I think I saw you!

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

errrr, if you’re married i dunno if we overlapped? LOLD

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

(grad school = six years)

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

OH WTF WHO ARE YOU

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Hee hee

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

gasp…the only that grew up normal looking!

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

So I bought Archer on blu-ray.

Anyone else seen the unaired pilot? Thoughts?

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by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 10:22 AM PST reply actions  

Not that great. I remember it being kind of a mess.

by puresilence on Feb 7, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

wtf was that?

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah serious.

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by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Its kinda funny in terms of concept. Execution-wise, I could only stand about 2 minutes.

by Shadwhand on Feb 7, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve seen the Star Wars Holiday Special, so watching it was no problem for me.

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re a braver man than I.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

(I’m comparing Archer to the 15-minute subtitle-less wookie intro to the Holiday Special, not the quality of the unaired pilot itself)

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by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

SUCH TERRIBLE TELEVISION!!!

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

On the flip side

Archer fighting Canadians on top of a train was awesome.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

teehee

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Serpentine! Serpentine!

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

When was that?

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by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Last week’s episoe.

by puresilence on Feb 7, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Thursday’s episode.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey eyeeeyeyeyeyyy

….
..
….

SMOKE WEED EV’RY DAY

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, I’m watching this and it is hilarious. Probably because I know enough of the lines, but I’m finding this extra-fantastic.

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

secondededed.

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 7, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

done

A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 7, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Look ‘Em in the Eye: Part I

The Importance of Eye Contact

But just because making eye contact doesn’t come naturally to us men, doesn’t mean you should just shrug your shoulders and accept this predisposition. The ability to make high-level eye contact is a skill every man should work on, as it has been shown to create some incredible benefits for the gazer. Numerous studies have shown that people who make higher-levels of eye contact with others are perceived as being:

■More dominant and powerful
■More warm and personable
■More attractive and likeable
■More qualified, skilled, competent, and valuable
■More trustworthy, honest, and sincere
■More confident and emotionally stable

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:32 AM PST reply actions  

Just look at the bridge of the nose.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
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by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Forehead is also a good option.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Unless you’re talking to Peyton Manning.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

just slightly to the L of one eye is ideal, I’ve found.

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I stare at one eye

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I just make eye contact since I’m not scared of anyone.

Except this guy

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t just make eye contact, I stare at one eyeball and will rarely blink.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

What if you’re talking to a cyclops?

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Soulmate!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Is this real advice?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it just me, or does nobody make eye contact in public? Especially in bigger cities. It’s not just me, right?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 7, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

This is also apparently a tactic to ward off rapists.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

hawt

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

breaking off eye contact? explains everybody’s reaction to Rishi.

A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 7, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

. . .

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

In the reality where I’m not Patrick Bateman, I actually like to make eye contact with… AND smile at people. I figure sometimes a random smile can brighten up my day, so why not try to do the same for others.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

RAPIST!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

hawt

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

we should walk everywhere together

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Only if we get to hold hands (hh)

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

LOLOLOL

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

hahahahaha

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

wait

are you the guy with the sunglasses and the sign about 40,000 galaxies aligned to zegnatronic clintonian skybalance?

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"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude, no real names! Now everyone knows I’m Frank Chu

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

don’t use my real name! (divulges real name)

by the federer express on Feb 7, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I need a new identity now!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

T-RexCatastrophe

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

StegosaurusStartingQB

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

BrontosaurusNoMoreus

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Goat.C

The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.

"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

PterodactylReallyWideReceiver

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I try to nod/smile at people I pass by if I’m not in a terrible mood.

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

(it just seems polite/friendly)

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

RAPIST

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

RAPIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse

by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Me too! It’s friendly.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

And then they’re suckered into letting their guard down so they’re prime for raping!!!!!

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by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you guys dolphins?

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too! And when they break off eye contact, I urinate a circle around them to let them know my territory. If they try to walk out, I shiv ’em.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Mrs Fire Starkey commented that, when visiting SF and the Bay Area in general, that people were not very friendly. No one would look her in the eye. Somewhat different in Texas.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Were they checking out her boots?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

probably, she is somewhat blessed in that department

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I find that I get a lot more eye contact/smiles in Alameda. Maybe it’s the small-town feel, making people feel safe to smile at relative strangers.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 7, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Except me, I don’t like smiling at anyone.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

=/

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 7, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s right. =/ indeed.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

brb, going to buy books so I don’t have to make eye-contact on the bus.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m somewhat paranoid so I avoid eye contact with anyone. Don’t want anyone to misconstrue it as a threat…

by puresilence on Feb 7, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

how can you tell if someone’s trying to hit on you?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

My method

I just assume everyone is hitting on me until proven otherwise.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you also think people only talk to you because you’re pretty?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Based solely on a picture of him from an old happy hour, he might have a point.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

MY PHOTO MADE ME LOOK STUPID"?!??!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he was hitting on you.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

shhh, don’t tell him, now I’m all embarrassed.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, how YOU doin?

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course not

Maybe they just like my personality or my charm.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha! Jokes on them, I have none.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

no, thats Twist

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate to admit that Twist and I have a lot more in common than I anticipated

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Now who’s hitting on whom?!?!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

shhh dont tell him

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

OUTLIER

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a bad experience where I was trying out a joke on this girl working at the yoga studio. About how 3 Day Blinds HAS to be a front for the mob, bc NOBODY EVER would demand that 73 hours is too long for blinds.

But it went poorly and then I got the feelign she thought I was hitting on her and THEN I said “Im going to work on this bit, I think I did it poorly, but it can be better>” Then I elft and was full of self-loathing bc I shouldnt have made reference to the fact that I view her as little more than a joke receptable. But I didn tknow what was better if she thought I was flirting with her or was a jar of flies.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

replace joke with sperm

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG is that all women are to you? Joke receptacles??

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

joke dumpsters lulz

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Its not limited to women, no

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

So you’re bi-jocular, then.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems appropriate!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

This works remarkably well.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s how all of us look when Twist tells a story!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Even I love this! And a great header!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this what CGB has sunk to? Complimenting headers?

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Dewd, you should ALWAYS compliment a good header

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 7, 2012 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice header.

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I call Euroflop.

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Feb 7, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

No, that was an actual takedown.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh ok. Kinda hard to tell without seeing the run up.

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Feb 7, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Total takedown. Flawless. Except for the red card.

by unclesam22 on Feb 8, 2012 7:18 AM PST up reply actions  

If it is genuinely important to Mr. F, it is genuinely important to me

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Mr. F is in the Best Friends gang!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you guys have a hashtag?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

#bfgangtwistswedding

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 7, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that was a mouthful.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

twss?

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 7, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh thank goodness. I was worried no one would say it!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

would you rather I say, twtbbs?

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 7, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Uhhhhhh

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like a mouthful!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yuck.

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

And yet if someone else z’d you, you’d take it all personal.

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

z

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU COMPLETE ME

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes, we complete each others

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

z

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You should do Dhalsim’s Yoga Fire, that’s the best way to get a good reaction from girl at yoga studio.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe she’ll want to be his yoga flame?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing you are also somewhat conflict avoidance.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not

I create conflicts with my mega-ego!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I create diabetes with my mega-eggo!

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

we’re just looking at our phones, don’t be offended

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 7, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Rishi is joking (at least I hope he is), but I make eye contact with people.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Nobody makes direct eye contact with me….ever.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s like looking into the eye of sauron

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Is men not beinga ble to make eye contact really a thing that exists?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Twist, you stare down at your shoes everytime I talk to you.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I CANT LOOK SUCH BEAUTY DIRECTLY IN THE FACE!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

At his shoes? Usually he’s too busy looking at his own reflection!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 7, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps they’re patent leather

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

No wonder he only makes eye contact with me when I have aviators on.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

aviators?

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by golden oso on Feb 7, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi gives lots of piggy-back rides.

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I laughed. It was a delayed laugh, but I laughed.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Question mark

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Sad that you had to put a definition for shoegaze.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah…good music there…

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

SOrry I am not a hipster like you.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

apology acccepted

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I should try to find some more artists in that genre…

by puresilence on Feb 7, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

There are new ones too! I’m enjoying The Pains of Being Pure at Heart’s Belong

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like being whisked back to 1991, except without the floppy hair.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 8, 2012 6:40 AM PST up reply actions  

The Pains of Being Pure at Heart are playing in Shanghai next Friday.

by LeonPowe on Feb 8, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

You should go see them, and report back.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 8, 2012 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Seconded.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 9, 2012 12:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I misread my calendar. It’s in two weeks. (Which is even better because next Friday I will be on a plane to Beijing)

by LeonPowe on Feb 9, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I really like Hammock’s stuff. the BT – Every Other Way remix is awesome.

by the federer express on Feb 7, 2012 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the point is they do it less. Men (in general) are more comfortable in side-by-side conversations, where as face-face is seen as somewhat confrontational. Women (in general) prefer face to face.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I like side by face!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

because they try to hypnotize you

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

If you’re at a restaurant sitting at a square table, do you prefer to sit across from rags or on a side of the table next to him?

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Across. But I also hate elbowing people in the ribs, so there’s that.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I love elbowing people in the ribs! From two different worlds, we are.

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

talk like yoda, we are doing

by the federer express on Feb 7, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

We are doing talk like Yoda!

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooohhhh, i’ve wasted my life.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

If only our two peoples could come together! But then you’d elbow us in the ribs…

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

You need to find a girl who likes to get elbowed in the ribs then!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Prop 8 was just declared unconstitutional forever and foralways, heteronormativist!

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I get that you like to make eye contact with me, but do you really have to lick your lips at the same time?

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

PUPPIES

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:37 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

<3

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

great, now i’m sleepy.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 7, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

WTF ARE THOSE DEVIL DOGS PLANNING TO DO WHEN I LOOK AWAY???

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Organize your desk and clean your glasses?

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Steal your star recruiter and assistant coach?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

These are harmless dogs!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

My glasses are spotless but my desk definitely needs some help.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

It’ll be clean after!

Granted, that may be because they ate all your paper.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Fine with me – it was going to be shredded / recycled one way or the other.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

They also ate your pants.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never felt so free!

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

What about that time you were a free elf?

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Turns out that folding laundry wasn’t as liberating as I had hoped.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Dear Redonkulous Bear,

Please post headers that are more than 1 character long. I have wrist tendinitis and the dexterity required to click on a 1-character long header aggravates my wrist problems. Even 2 letters is significantly better than 1, though sentence-long headers would be preferably.

Thanks.

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 10:43 AM PST reply actions  

You’re just asking for a “ll” header.

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by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

This is why I’m not a people person.

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by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

i will reiterate that this seems like a perfectly reasonable request to me.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 7, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

this is definitely reasonable.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Why would anyone use the Death Star to control their computer?

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't hate
Approved mouse of University of California at Berkeley
The Evoluent VerticalMouse was first evaluated in 2007 by a team at the health services clinic in UC Berkeley, including medical doctors, physical therapists, ergonomists, and administrators. It was found to be comfortable, easily adapted to, and promote a neutral wrist and forearm posture. It was the only vertical type mouse approved for staff use within UC Berkeley and for sale in the campus store at that time. Current models were also evaluated and approved.

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by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

are you implying that they should use the Force to control their computers?

A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 7, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried that once

Did not end well.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I have that for my right hand (worse hand).

I also have a standard mouse for my left hand. Both are hooked up to my work comp. I alternate.

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by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

You have two mice? Are you a fighter pilot? Or a cat?

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Wrist issues are serious business =(

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, i feel ya. I had to switch to a trackball 2 years ago because shit was getting real in my wrist

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

trackballs bad! try the verticalmouse! my old coworker switched from the trackball to the verticalmouse, and she reported feeling a lot better (full disclosure: I am not a verticalmouse salesman)

by the federer express on Feb 7, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I have my trackball tilted in a 50 degree angle

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a VERY reasonable request. Only a true monster would disregard it. A true, yet gorgeous monster

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

How do I access the CGB food/restaurant map?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 11:24 AM PST reply actions  

Oh wait nm. I found it in my saved places. Hurray!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

A normal CGBer would have pasted the link here.

A Buckeye would just say she found it, then leave.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Can’t say I don’t learn…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

You are so ripe for that re-education camp.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

This is great. Even if I am 2,000 miles away.

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Just added a bunch of places in / around New Orleans, in case it comes up. Not a comprehensive list, but they’re all road tested and approved by this middle aged fat ass.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, another trip to NOLA is on my domestic travel wish list.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmm…nothing listed for socal…guess i gotta work on that…

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I promise I will do my part for this map at some point, I SWEAR.

Apologies for being approximately six months late and counting with the SF update.

by Scootie on Feb 7, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Lazy journalism is lazy

Meh article from the Sporting News on their latest NCAA tournament seeding predictions (they have both Cal and UW as 11-seeds). However, the photo caption was particularly atrocious.

Cal’s Tony Wroten and UW’s Allen Crabbe lead their respective teams in scoring. (AP Photos)

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 7, 2012 11:31 AM PST reply actions  

Meat Glue...yes, meat glue...MMM YUMMY?

What’s On The Menu? The Chef’s Specially Smushed Together Meat Glue Steak
Look at that nice, pink cut of beef, cooked rare for your steak-gobbling pleasure. Now look a little closer and hey! It could be just smushed together pieces of diced beef, bound with something called “meat glue.” Not so appetizing now, eh?

Komo News reports on a new, slightly troubling trend popping up in restaurants, butchers and other food producers. Meat glue is a powdery product also known as transglutaminase, a natural-occurring protein made from the blood of pigs, cows and chickens

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 11:36 AM PST reply actions  

Check out this cool owl picture

By this person (saw it on my friend’s wall)

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 11:46 AM PST reply actions  

Bullet owl is about to make someone’s day a bad one.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Bullet Owl vs. Honey Badger

who wins?

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends

Does Bullet Owl give a fuck?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw Rio last night and enjoyed it

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 7, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Bullet owl? Or furrier Bullet Bill?

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s one angry…….. bird.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 7, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Owls, nature’s most useless bird

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Lies, they taught me how to get to the Tootsie Roll centre of a Tootsie Pop.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

And how not to pollute!

The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.

"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Rodent control!

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Pigeons!

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Emus!

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by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

not even!

they are adorable and eat lots of rodents and other less desireable wildlife (lizards, mice, rabbits, etc)

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 7, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

omg. we are often up to our armpits in them in the spring. so cute. so annoying. makes our hawks and owls to fat and lazy to go after the seaguls.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 7, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you live on a 18th century English farmstead or something?

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

work at a landfill

in a rural county.

surrounded by fields and streams and whatnot.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 7, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

You should sell the meat. I suppose it’s not organic, but rabbit meat is kinda pricey.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

It’d be free range, right? :)

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

“landfill-fed” doesn’t have that marketable ring, though…

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

“Raised in a sustainable, open environment, these rabbits have the kind of quality that your grandparents would remember… mostly because they’ve been eating TV Guides from the late 1950s.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 8, 2012 6:48 AM PST up reply actions  

“sustainable.”

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 8, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

seriously…the rabbits that inhabit my neighborhood don’t even get scared by people anymore unless you’re like a foot away.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh shit, is this from Super Mario Brothers 2???

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Even The Economist hates Sark

Canada and China: Sealing the deal

WHEN the Canadian government announced a year ago that China had agreed to open its market to Canadian seal products, participants in the beleaguered industry thought it would be their salvation. The United States had long since banned such imports, the European Union did so in 2010 and there were rumours, since confirmed, that Russia would follow suit. As Denis Longuépée of the Magdalen Islands Sealers’ Association put it at the time: "The population is so high in China that if everybody buys some pelt or product from seal, we won’t have to trade anymore with Europe."

Yet despite Canada’s fanfare in announcing the agreement, as well as some prodding from the country’s fishing minister during a visit to Beijing in November, the deal has yet to come into effect. It is unclear whether protests by animal rights groups in China, which began as soon as the pact was announced in January 2011, persuaded Chinese authorities to delay implementation, or whether they had other reasons for conducting what has been described as a technical review. Regardless, on February 6th Stephen Harper, Canada’s Conservative prime minister, headed to China, where he will try again to get exports started. "Our government will continue to vigorously defend this humane and highly regulated industry and seek new international markets for Canadian seal products, including China," he said on the eve of his departure.

The sealing industry, a target of animal-welfare groups for decades, is in decline, with 37,000 harp seals killed last year, down from 67,000 the previous year and almost 75,000 in 2009. (A small number of grey and hooded seals are also killed each year.) Although clubbing the white-coated pups of harp seals has been illegal since 1987, the industry has not been able to counter negative publicity from advocacy groups, or persuade foreign governments that they way adult seals are killed is humane or sustainable. Everyone from Brigitte Bardot (when she was in her prime) to Sir Paul McCartney has had a go at the sealers.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 11:58 AM PST reply actions  

Canadians are worse than 50 million Hitlers.

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by CalBandGreat on Feb 7, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, 34,740,000 Hitlers. I thought they had more people than that.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Feb 7, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

nope, California has more people than all of Canadia. crazy, eh?

by the federer express on Feb 7, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

And yet Canada is the place with the official loonies.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

…and the Pac-12 is the place with the loony officials!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

You have to consider the Canadian-Hitler exchange rate though, it’s pretty high right now.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was only a million Hitlers, what’s going on, are they breeding?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully not with seals!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I pray to jebus that Mrs. Dr. CALumbus never sees this

Because then she will force me to fly on it

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 7, 2012 12:44 PM PST reply actions  

No it’s not! Hello Kitty is so annoying.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t mind it. Granted I personally don’t know anyone that obsessed with it…

by puresilence on Feb 7, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome that you think this way.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse

by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Arent you legally required to like it?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not a condition of living in Ohio, no.

Relatedly, two men sitting next to me at the airport were talking about how NJ taxes you to move there, but also to move out. I don’t understand…isn’t it enough punishment to have to live in NJ at all!?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

If Jeremy Lin got dressed up like Hello Kitty how insane would your facebook feed be?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Pringles.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

no it’s cool keep perpetuating stereotypes

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it is awesome.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse

by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

and i think it is awful, therefore i am right

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

i know u r but what am i?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s on Team Morning Glory.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

why a 2-4-2 config? sucks for the people in the middle..

by the federer express on Feb 7, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, 2-4-2 gives you only two “middle” seats, whereas 3-3-3 gives you three of them.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, I don’t know if you can do 9 across in an A330 anyway. Those seats would be really narrow.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m sure someone will try it if it has not been done.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 7, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Only for the narrow-shouldered?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

well, if you have a pressing need to go to Taiwan, you may be in trouble.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 7, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably not though. I doubt EVA flies many A330s to the US.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

no

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

or the hello kitty dentist.

not as good as pornstar dentist…but probably effective for another market/age group.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Great, this is what you post right while my boss is looking at my monitor and talking to me.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

mission a success!

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

do I want to know what a “volcano of love” is?

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

They erupt into joke dumpsters, I hear.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

You posted a picture of Kodiak!!! Now he’s been outed!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I was outed a year or so ago because I was on tv.

Pretty funny. Our website traffic went up by a million percent and it was all from CGBers.

As my friends, I would ask that someone put two rounds in my head should I ever redecorate my office with a hello kitty theme.

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by Kodiak on Feb 7, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re more a Tara panda kind of guy anyway.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooooh Tarepanda is acceptable!

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Is 2,400 Yen a lot for a ‘Volcano of Love’?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 7, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s like $30.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

So it’s expensive for an ice cream volcano, but cheap for one LOVE?

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by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

love can be cheap…if it’s that one hour kind…

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I think $30 is still too cheap for the one hour kind. Yuck.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Definitely a case of getting what you pay for.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

No but if it costs the same as a tourist alcatraz novelty t-shirt, its not good enough.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re running a Valentine’s Day special! I hope they’re not completely booked.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

this is cute for 10 seconds. Do they have any flights that short?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Is ‘Lin-sanity’ here to stay in New York?

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All season, Knicks fans have been tracking every update on when Baron Davis, the presumed savior at point guard, might finally be able to step onto the court and organize an offense that has ranked 20th or worse in points per possession almost all season — a stunning thing for a team built around two scoring stars. Davis suffered another setback in his recovery from a herniated disk Monday, but New York fans have already forgotten that setback happened. Jeremy Lin — a 23-year-old undrafted point guard from Harvard, one of the few Asian-Americans to reach the NBA and a cast-off of two Western Conference teams — has arrived to save the Knicks’ season. And to serve as one of the league’s most powerful marketing vehicles.

Lin has played 80 mostly dazzling minutes over New York’s last two games — home victories against New Jersey and Utah. Those 80 minutes are more than he received all season before Saturday’s game against the Nets. Those 80 minutes make up nearly one-third of the time the Warriors gave him last season before dumping him to free up salary space in a failed pursuit of the Clippers’ DeAndre Jordan. They represent 80 more minutes than the Rockets, one of the league’s savviest franchises, gave Lin before waiving him on Christmas Eve.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 12:44 PM PST reply actions  

So pissed the Lakers didn’t pick him up. ugh.

by puresilence on Feb 7, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah…wanted the lakers to pick him up when the dubs released him…but sure as hell didn’t think he’d have games like the last 2.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s played well against NEW JERSEY AND UTAH. give it a rest, people.

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by boomtho on Feb 7, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t be a hatter, boomtho.

Why don’t you tell us how your Indian celebrity-PG is doing?

THAT’S RIGHT!!!

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by Kodiak on Feb 7, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Just wait for the Bhullars to develop!

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

lolololol

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that New Jersey that has Deron Williams at point guard?

by LeonPowe on Feb 7, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s the same one that has All-Star and Olympian Deron Williams running the point.

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by Kodiak on Feb 7, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that the same Deron Williams who might be the best point guard in the league, and at the very least is #3?

by LeonPowe on Feb 7, 2012 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that’s the same guy that set records for assists and double doubles upon joining the Nyets.

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by Kodiak on Feb 7, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Luck plays huge role in Super Bowl

http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/story/_/id/7548066/luck-plays-bigger-factor-super-bowl-life-care-admit

Consider:



In the 2002 Super Bowl against the St. Louis Rams, New England was outgained by 160 yards. But Rams quarterback Kurt Warner had an unblocked rusher in his face and short-armed a pass that Ty Law cut in front of and returned for a touchdown. New England went on to a three-point victory.



In the 2004 Super Bowl against the Carolina Panthers, the Panthers tied the score with 1:08 remaining. But the Panthers’ place-kicker honked the kickoff, which went out of bounds. Taking possession on their 40, the Patriots moved into position for the winning field goal just ere the clock struck midnight.



Midway through the 2005 Super Bowl against the Philadelphia Eagles, New England safety Eugene Wilson went out injured, which sent a rookie into the game. But the Eagles’ coaching staff did not realize there was a backup at safety until about five minutes remained. Then the Eagles, who had only one receiver per side most of the second half, lined up with double wides and ran a deep post at the new defender — touchdown. The Patriots held on to win by three. Had Philadelphia attacked the novice safety earlier, the outcome could have been different.



In the 2008 Super Bowl versus the Giants, perhaps you have heard about a long catch a Jersey/A player made against his helmet. New England lost by three.



And with four minutes remaining in Sunday’s Super Bowl, Wes Welker, among the most reliable receivers in football annals, dropped a pass that would have put New England in position to ice the game. New England went on to lose by four.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 12:49 PM PST reply actions  

Well, Duh.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Midway through the 2005 Super Bowl against the Philadelphia Eagles, New England safety Eugene Wilson went out injured, which sent a rookie into the game. But the Eagles’ coaching staff did not realize there was a backup at safety until about five minutes remained. Then the Eagles, who had only one receiver per side most of the second half, lined up with double wides and ran a deep post at the new defender — touchdown. The Patriots held on to win by three. Had Philadelphia attacked the novice safety earlier, the outcome could have been different.

Now, that’s just carelessness on the part of coaching staff. You have to keep track of who’s injured on the opposing team.

by puresilence on Feb 7, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s Andy Reid!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

wtf is this?

Well, he’s describing police dramas

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I was confused by the header…I thought Andrew Luck hasn’t even been drafted yet?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 7, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Andrew Luck did what?!!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

13 minutes too late with the joke.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Twist in a nutshell

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought he hadn’t been drafted yet.

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by CalBandGreat on Feb 7, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, Twist.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Damnit. This is really embarrassing.

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by CalBandGreat on Feb 7, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. Yes it is.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s just forget this comment ever happened.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh. No.

#facepalm

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

hahahhahaha

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

lolololololololololol

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by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

(I really hope this becomes a fad)

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by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Saying "lolololololololololol"?

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty desperate of you.

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by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

z

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Nicely done, internet.

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by CalBandGreat on Feb 7, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Jimmy Kimmel viewers turn off Super Bowl to torment friends and family (video)

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Jimmy Kimmel advised his viewers to turn off the Super Bowl at a key moment of the game and record the reactions of everyone in the room. I like Jimmy Kimmel just fine, but this is tantamount to treason.

This is painful to watch, like the guy bouncing on the tightrope during Madonna’s halftime show. The turner-offers are putting their friends and family through cruel and unusual punishment all for a few seconds of glory on a seventh-rated late-night talk show. Say what you will about Kim Kardashian, but at least her famewhoring gets her paid.

Maybe I’m too worked up. I once got mad at my dad for cutting a pie during a Redskins game because I thought he jinxed the team, so I clearly don’t have the proper perspective. Judge for yourself.



As always, a mustachoied gentleman had the proper respective. The guy at the 1:50 mark looks at his friend, punches him in the arm and calls him an “a——-” before calmly going back to his seat. Preach on, brother.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:04 PM PST reply actions  

Pet Peeve

Stupid kid names. Celebrities seem especially adept at fucking up their children with stupid names. Fuck you, celebrities.

Audio Science, the son of actress Shannyn Sossamon and kickboxing instructor Dallas Clayton
Moxie Crimefighter, the daughter of Penn Jillette and his wife, Emily
Pilot Inspektor, the son of Jason Lee and his wife, Beth
Kal-El, the son of Nicolas Cage and his wife, Alice Kim
Speck Wildhorse, the son of John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin
Sparrow James Midnight, the son of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden
Bluebell Madonna, the daughter of Spice Girl Geri Halliwell and Sacha Gervasi
Banjo Patrick, the son of Rachel Griffith and Andrew Taylor
Kyd Miller, the son of David Duchovny and Tea Leoni
Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q, the son of Bono and Ali Hewson
Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha, the son of Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa
Daisy Boo and Poppy Honey, the daughters of Jamie Oliver and wife Jools Norton
Reignbeau, the daughter of Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed
Jermajesty, the son of Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra
Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen and Moon Unit, the daughters of Frank Zappa (who also named his sons Dweezil and Ahmet)

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 1:05 PM PST reply actions  

Shannyn Sossamon has a kid, huh.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

and its name is “Audio Science”. Fuck you Shannon Sossamon

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I stood next to her at All Tomorrow’s Parties once. Audio Science is a really stupid name.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

At the risk of offending someone here, my newest stray peeve (do you really want that annoyance as your pet?) is non-gendered names. I’d say at least 3/4ths of all new babies that are announced on FB in my feed I have no idea if it is a boy or girl. Drives me insane.

End of rant…

by unclesam22 on Feb 7, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

“Aidan”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a male yuppie offspring.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

traditional Irish boy name

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Aidan Gillen = Littlefinger!!!!!

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by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

If this really happened, Ned would have just reverse head-butted him.

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by cldpc on Feb 7, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Mayor Carcetti for life!

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

one of my bro’s in law is named Kendall. So are 2 of FS Jr’s little girlfriends. This could make family reunions very awkward in 15 years or so…

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 7, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I understand the cognitive dissonance and resulting frustration, but it’s not like their genders matter until they’re 5, right?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

But at some point it does matter

You want to put your kid at a disadvantage?

Give him or her a name which inspires ridicule, gales of laughter or quizzical looks, or makes it tough(er) to get a job.

Yup, now that kid is set for life.

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by FiatSlug on Feb 7, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

what if it’s a boy named sue?

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

you beat me to it my friend.

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

What if its a girl named Joe Ayoob?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

adversity will make heshe stronger!

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by boomtho on Feb 7, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

what if it’s a manchild named Set for Life?

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Alternatively, think how great it will be to have your daughter’s resume not discounted because she’s female!

by Scootie on Feb 7, 2012 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks at hopeful faces of daughters, sighs.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 8, 2012 6:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Beane Extended through 2019.

As per bloomberg

General Manager Billy Beane and President Michael Crowley will remain with the Oakland Athletics through the 2019 season, club owner Lew Wolff said today in an interview with Bloomberg Television’s "Bloomberg West."

:

by puresilence on Feb 7, 2012 1:09 PM PST reply actions  

first time I"ve heard of Crowley..

by the federer express on Feb 7, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Never heard of him either. Looks like he’s real, as per mlb.

by puresilence on Feb 7, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard of him. He doesn’t do much though.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw a website at reddit yetsserday that were the results of a survey of Redditors. What are they like, where are they from.

It was like 85% white.
Like 6-1 dudes to chicks
13-1 single dudes to single chicks
Avg for dudes: 5"8" 185 pounds
Avg for chicks 5’4" 150ish pounds

That is EVERY INTERNET STEREOTYPE WRUNG TRUE!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:22 PM PST reply actions  

if i was 185 i would be happy.

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you 5’8"?

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

ya, probably 5’9" in the morning

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It is a weird thing, that our spine compresses throughout the day.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

f u big G

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

z=mc squared

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

You are en fuego

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow 5’8" 185 lbs is pretty stfu fatty.

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by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless they’re VERY muscular!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

That just means there’s more of you to love!!!

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by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, that's not you

Since you love the band so much, you’re more of a Forever Trombone.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, I guess you are 5’8".

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAha
[–]skiwf42 641 points 9 hours ago
Make sure you have a great dental plan.
permalink

[–]sreddit 488 points 8 hours ago
Lisa needs braces

[–]maestro78 337 points 8 hours ago
DENTAL PLAN!

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

ZOMG, the DBD is infecting the internet!!!!

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by CalBandGreat on Feb 7, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Dear Reddit,
I am a girl. Here is a photo of me. Am I ugly?

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Then comes the white-knighting…

by puresilence on Feb 7, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

White Knight 575 up, 99 down
A person (usually a male) who sees the typical maiden in distress, and believes that he can help her. A male version of the “mother figure” that some girls become.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Kinda funny how a lot of the stereotypical forum themes play out on CGB

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

more examples needed.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

lol heeecccckkkk no.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I can help you, spazzy.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Happy pills, or amnesiac/hallucinogens?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Feb 7, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Go on

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

i see. Thx

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

WHERE IS ROYRULES22

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

reddit is a strange community

by the federer express on Feb 7, 2012 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That it is

But they have cat photos

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

So, is Greece gonna default or waht?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 1:39 PM PST reply actions  

seriously…who in brussells thought greece was a good idea?

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

The Germans who wanted to loan them a bunch of money so they could sell them the shit they manufactured?

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

So this is your fault?

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah…thought they could sell a bunch of crap…well…high tech, well-manufactured crap…to the greeks…that well…had no jobs are were making shit up…

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Greece needs to hold the Ulympics, an off-brand version of the Olympics, to boost their economy.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

waht

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

z

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by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Why don’t Greece and Default just f*** already and get it over with!

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Because they want attention.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re worse than Rishi.

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by MR.F. on Feb 7, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

lolololololololololol

I love you.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaha

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi, is that you?
http://blog.sfgate.com/crime/2012/02/07/man-guilty-of-shooting-partying-foster-city-canoers/?tsp=1

A Foster City man was acquitted Tuesday of attempted murder after being accused of opening fire on two men who were making a late-night racket as they paddled a canoe in a lagoon.

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 1:57 PM PST reply actions  

Well at least they weren’t walking their dogs!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

geez, FC is usually pretty quiet

by the federer express on Feb 7, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

who the hell goes out with a gun to confront laughter?

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

who the hell laughs wile paddling a canoe in a lagoon?

that is SERIOUS EFFIN BUSINESS

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by boomtho on Feb 7, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

shit…you in foster city! sheitz real out here!

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

also, bullets ARE laughter’s only weakness.

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by boomtho on Feb 7, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would you shoot a sad puppy?

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

to put it out of its misery??

(JUST KIDDING HOLY EFF)

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 7, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Too late, the mob has formed.

But, hey, what’s a mob to a king?

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

…and body armor.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah…that one…not funny.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

ok fine.

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by boomtho on Feb 7, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

quick post a funny comic to make up for it

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

i seriously looked at 50 comics before i posted that one. back to work.

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by boomtho on Feb 7, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Darkness

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

samsung ad!

loved this song in college.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Great karaoke song :)

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

What? And you don’t love it any more? It never cheated on you dude.

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

had forgotten about it until the superbowl commercial.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Such a great song, works both as a parody, and as a song.

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

foster city ftw?

A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 7, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Better. Not dark enough.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

dude i’m tamilian it’s tough to get darker than me!

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by boomtho on Feb 7, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

zzzzzzzzz

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

what am I looking at?!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Super Terrific Happy Wonderful Pizza Food Item

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

A bad idea gone wrong.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks Tamilian!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

you can call me tamilianaire.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 7, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Huge fan!

I love that verse you dropped on 50 Paisa’s new track:

Avan thedi thedi alayaran oorukulle
Desperado girl hunting her maappilai
Rendu kangalai mattum nee parthu puttae
Nadai paar vedikkai vadivael annae

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

yo peep my next track where i EXPLAIN why this kolaveri di.

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by boomtho on Feb 7, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I see I was two minutes late.

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Those lyrics are totally weird for me, if someone can write lyrics like those I can write lyrics about generic viagra I think it could be better.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there someone who actually performs under the name Tamilianaire?

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

He must’ve gotten rich from selling high-end chai! :)

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

He stole Rishi’s idea!

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I've been waiting for this

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

i had to look him up!

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t matter, I just wanted to use that glorious image.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

though excellent meme.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I never anticipated that Tom Brady could provide such quality meme fodder.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

hope it was worth the wait!

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I love this so much I want to make it illegal for one man to marry this

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

You can properly show your love by spreading this wonderfulness!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Please put your pants back on.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Damnit.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Pants are always optional!

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 7, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

You are the hero we need!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you for spreading your wonderfulness?

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe only as parody.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I swear I saw a desi parody of “Ridin Dirty” at one point in time.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Like MC Vikram and Ludakrishna?

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome to India!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL @ Ludakrishna

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

How had I missed this

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I’M MORE INDIAN THAN ATOMS!

But, seriously, you’re lagging at least ten years.

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Those appear to have been posted in 2007 and 2010, respectively.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed, but they’ve been available on the Internets for 10+ years. Before I was in high school!

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Napster ftw!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Hollaback Girl came out in 2004, and I doubt they parodied it immediately. Point taken that they’ve probably been around a while though.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

And YouTube didn’t come out until 2005!

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

And I graduated from college in 2003!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

whoo syd’quan.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

you know how to cut to the core of me

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re like a miniature buddha…covered in hair…except for your head

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Why do you do this.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what we ask you!!!!

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I explain jokes. You wound our souls.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

As Cal fans, the capacity to feel, that reminder of humanity, is what keeps us going.

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I rec’d this.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re an evil human being, though.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel this kind of dark humour really is a huge part of the Cal fan ethos.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

you make us wanna die, i cut your name in my heart.
we’ll destroy this world for you
i know you want me to feel your pain.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Say what you will about the tenets of Cal fandom, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

im confused

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

If only there were somebody here who could explain!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the dark humor is one of the good parts of Cal fandom!

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

so racis

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, this one is still going, eh?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

So Anti-Canadian!

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Getting ready for rugby!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

we need a new hat.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 8:40 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

You have no idea how many times I’ve thought this about threads.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure we all have an idea…

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by Rishi on Feb 8, 2012 6:29 AM PST up reply actions  

The songs pre-date youtube. Hell, I think they pre-date your college graduation.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Pre-date, btw

Is when you take shots and get drunk before going out on a date.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I now have a word for what I’ve been doing all my life!
Except, instead of shots, it was a shotglass of chocolate syrup into a pint glass of milk.

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Goan Carbomb

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

pqtm

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s an explosion of flavor!

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Tell me more about your date!

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

After all that milk, it was a gas.

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

puahahaha

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I love the "I’m more Indian than … " comments. INDIAN HERITAGE SELF-AWARENESS FIGHT!!!

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

MONO-

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

This is just like the sequel

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

nom nom nom nom

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Feb 7, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

that bird had that shit coming.

A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 7, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahahaha

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

poor birdy

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

That little one must be so annoying.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

god that is awesome

by fiatlux on Feb 7, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

“Alcatraz” became much more interesting after last night’s episode.

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 7, 2012 3:05 PM PST reply actions  

I need to get around to watching it…

by puresilence on Feb 7, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

guess i wait…and then watch in a marathon if it ends up good.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

that’s always fun to do

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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 7, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

vintage

Because Reggie’s in the background and Reggie’s gone now. :-(

by Scootie on Feb 7, 2012 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Charles Dickens' 200th birthday

and high school kids across America are like, wtf….

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/culturemonster/2012/02/charles-dickens-200th-birthday.html

Tuesday will be a Dickens of a day. Feb. 7 marks the bicentennial of Charles Dickens birth, and plenty of celebrations are planned on both sides of the Atlantic for the literary superstar. Britain’s National Film Theatre is holding a retrospective, and a ceremony will be held at London’s Westminster Abbey starring actor-director Ralph Fiennes, who, along with Helena Bonham Carter, will act in the latest film version of "Great Expectations," out next year.On this side of the pond, New York’s Morgan Library & Museum is showcasing “Dickens at 200,” a collection of the writer’s manuscripts, photographs, illustrations and caricatures. The museum also notes that Dickens, who penned 15 major novels, has inspired more film, TV and stage adaptations (about 320, if you’re counting) than any other writer, even Jane Austen.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 3:15 PM PST reply actions  

at the time that book was like a fucking m night shyamalamadingdong movie

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

could you say you had…. (puts on glasses)

GREAT expectations for it?

by the federer express on Feb 7, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

DAMNIT, I ALREADY USED THE TOM BRADY IMAGE :(

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

yyeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Look what you make me do

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

wtf is he wearing anyway?

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

AND YOU SAID HE WAS SO MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN EVERYBODY EVER!!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

And yet he still looks handsome in a hoodie and blazer!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s no Aaron Rodgers!

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

It looks like it might be clothing.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, okay, I thought it was snow and coal and he was a snowman.

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by Rishi on Feb 8, 2012 6:30 AM PST up reply actions  

WTF

…is up with that horrendous facial hair

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Something something glass houses, throwing stones at others.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not the NFL millionaire with the professional stylist.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

All I hear is excuses.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You should get that checked out.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

it was the 90’s

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is atoms so jealous of Brady anyway?

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

hint: “on a scale of 1 to Gisele, uh, a 9”

by the federer express on Feb 7, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is Rishi so obsessed with Brady anyway?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

from san mateo

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Same reason I’m so obsessed with you

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

crazy for you

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Get a Superbowl you two!

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s in a new boy band, Kevin Love.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Even Jane Austin? Ha! She only wrote what, like 4 novels?

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, she sucked.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you read any Jane Austin?

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

(jk)…

i was just blah’ed by emma and sense.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I went back and reread pride, sense and another Persuasion. they’re pretty clever! But they do all revolve around ‘will-they-won’t-they’ so there aren’t any zombies or ninjas if you’re into that…. Well NOW there are zombies, but not for true fans.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 7, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

zombies and ninjas make everything better.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Persuasion = BEST LOVE LETTER EVAR

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d let emma blah me too.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

We were forced to in high school.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh you poor baby. So criminal.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

?

I’m just saying that I didn’t like her books!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

#firstworldproblems…. am I doing this right?

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

sorta. not egregious enough of an offense

by the federer express on Feb 7, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

needs more of: “OMG I HATE MY LIFE I WANNA DIE I HATE READING JANE AUSTEN BOOKS”

by the federer express on Feb 7, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

“I would rather LITERALLY STARVE than read Jane Austen”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Ann Perkins!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Not really

fed’s got the right idea.

Or like “I’m my own boss and earn $150K a year, but the bank won’t let me get a mortgage to buy a huge house”

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

It wasn’t a huge house, in fact it was quite small, it had a large yard (about one acre); I asked when he came in to sign a lease.

Man, what a hatter.

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

One acre?!

Damn, livin like royalty, are we?

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

One acre??? You didn’t tell me you rented to TEd Turner!

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

HE DIDN’T BUY IT!!!!!!!

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by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

My fav was a friend of mine: “OMG they’re banning foie gras on my BIRTHDAY. WTF!?!?”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I should get around to trying some before they ban it…

by puresilence on Feb 7, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Fucked up the Benz today! 2nd car in a month! Its ok tho sushi & sake with my bestie roxy!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

…Bernstein?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s ok, its my other other Benz.

by LeonPowe on Feb 7, 2012 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Throw yo diamonds up then

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Kershaw!

Dodgers sign Clayton Kershaw to two-year, $19-million deal
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/dodgers/2012/02/dodgers-sign-clayton-kershaw.html

That may not have been the truly long-term contract some of the faithful were hoping for, but the Dodgers did avoid arbitration with Clayton Kershaw this year and the next by signing him Tuesday to a two-year, $19-million contract.

The Times’ Dylan Hernandez reports Kershaw will earn a $500,000 signing bonus, $7.5 million this season and $11 million in 2013.

The club had previously exchanged arbitration figures with National League’s Cy Young winner, submitting $6.5 million to Kershaw’s $10-million bid.

His contract is in keeping with the Dodgers signing players at a comparatively low salary for next season, then raising it significantly the next. Matt Kemp, who signed an eight-year, $160-million contract in November, will earn just $10 million next season, $2 million of it deferred.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 3:18 PM PST reply actions  

I hope the first thing the new owner does is lock Clayton up for another 5 years.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

doh!

Former Dodgers reliever Hong-Chih Kuo signs with Seattle Mariners

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/dodgers/2012/02/former-dodgers-reliever-hong-chih-kuo-signs-with-seattle-mariners.html

If Hong-Chih Kuo recaptures the magic that made him baseball’s most dominant reliever in 2010, he won’t do it with the Dodgers.

The former All-Star left-hander has signed a one-year major league contract with the Seattle Mariners, according to a person with knowledge of the situation who spoke on the condition of anonymity because the deal hasn’t been officially announced.

The Dodgers didn’t tender a contract offer this winter to Kuo, who earned $2.725 million last season and was due for a raise in the salary arbitration process. They maintained contact with him, but sounded reluctant to offer him a major league contract because of his medical history.

Kuo underwent his fifth elbow operation in October. He was also sidelined more than a month last season because of anxiety disorder.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, he was my favorite Dodger. I wish him nothing but the best with the Mariners.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah he was also one of my favorites. Hopefully he can overcome the yips and do well.

by puresilence on Feb 7, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I loathe the Dodgers, but was it Kuo who did the bat flip after he hit a homer (third HR of a back-to-back-to-back)?

by the federer express on Feb 7, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep! If you’re a reliever and you hit a home run, I think you can do pretty much whatever you want :)

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

hurray Mandarin commentary!

by the federer express on Feb 7, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

“back to back to back”
“this is my place”

by the federer express on Feb 7, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re chinese/taiwanese?

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Chinese, not Taiwanese (that’s a rant for another day). family speaks Cantonese but I took a few years of Mandarin in college.

by the federer express on Feb 7, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

lolol

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Surely he has more than two years of arb left?

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he’s got ~4 years of service time, so…. probably not.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Through 2015

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm, good to know!

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

not to be outdone

the Giants still haven’t managed to buy out Matt Cain’s last arb year. [cue tape of Sabean and Larry Baer prattling on about “locking up the pitching”]

He, however, has apparently slashed the price on his for-sale house in Noe Valley. Apparently willing to take a $250k loss. I’m sure he’s here long term though!

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

probably staging…but still, just a little surprised by absence of world series memorabilia.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

He keeps that in a safe.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s in his condo on the Upper East Side!

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Cain's arb years ended already

Back before the 2010 season, he signed a three-year deal that settled his final 2 arb years and bought out his first free agent year (2012):

The Giants ripped up Cain’s old deal, in which he would’ve made $4.5 million this year with a $6.25 million club option (with vesting language and escalators) for 2011. The option year is now guaranteed and both sides tacked on another guaranteed salary for 2012. Essentially, the Giants bought Cain’s first free-agent year.

Also, you can see his truck on street view:

by minesweeper on Feb 7, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

they haven’t stopped him from owning a big ass truck like that?!

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 6:52 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

spring training!!!!!!

do spring training games typically sell out? I’ll be in Phoenix for the first spring training game for the A’s on March 2. Should I pre-buy a ticket?

by the federer express on Feb 7, 2012 3:28 PM PST reply actions  

If a regular season A’s game doesn’t sell out, why would a spring training game sell out?

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

more people in phoenix.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Lots of other baseball teams playing spring ball there too though.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

and

lots of people go to games in several parks, not just one team’s.

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

stadium seats eight people?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Fatter people in Phoenix

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You ain’t seen nuthin’ yet!

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Bu bu bu baby

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by norcalnick on Feb 7, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

i have to get out to a spring training session someday. never been.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I recall a nice post on the Giants board from a regular who talked about the secret spring training, before the games actually start. Apparently the parks are open during workouts, and you can just show up and watch whatever you want, with nobody there. If you ever get serious about it might be worth asking other fans about.

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

so.. .I should pre-buy just in case?

by the federer express on Feb 7, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m guessing not unless it’s the red sox or cubs will a spring training game/practice be sold out.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess it wouldn't hurt to try asking the DLD at athleticsnation

by the federer express on Feb 7, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

if you are trying for specific games

I certainly would before you arrange for travel. A couple of times we’ve thought of going to Giants ST but by the time we looked for tickets they were basically sold out, at least via the website.

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

and asking at AN is probably a good idea if none of the A’s nerbs here have gone. Maybe Ohio Bear will happen along with some advice from his good old days.

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by natteringnabob on Feb 7, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think A’s spring tickets sell out generally.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see Aaron Barrett in any of those photos!

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

kid #1 gonna be an asshole…unless it’s an act…

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

thought that girls were called bitches not assholes

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Girls can be assholes.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

the connotation is definitely masculine

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

think that’s a boy…

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

i think that it is near impossible to tell

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

If only the parents chose a better name!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

The little girl at the end is okay, the rest of them need to be slapped silly STAT.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 7, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

asian parents win!

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

No, French parents win

You’re behind the times.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone needs to start a Frog Mom meme.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The article, somehow, is not ridiculous enough :(

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah…uh…teach them manners…

manners? what the fucking fuck are manners?

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

ONLY THE FRENCH DO THIS

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

booo the french!

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

O RRY?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 7, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Awwwwwww

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

That blog should be renamed, “Hipsters in the making.”

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 7, 2012 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

“Parents who should be slapped”

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 8, 2012 6:52 AM PST up reply actions  

THIS.

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 8, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

So much hate! The kids 1) are dressed by their parents 2) are just mugging it anyway. No big deal!

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Fine, the parents need to slapped silly – because odds are, based on the evidence I see locally, any parents who dress their children like that and encourage mugging for the camera are highly likely to be producing insufferable brats.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 8, 2012 6:56 AM PST up reply actions  

teeheehee

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 4:41 PM PST reply actions  

looks like easy hunting.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

not as easy as koalas. and not as delicious!

A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 7, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

false, koalas taste like cough drops.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Adrenaline junkie plans extreme leap -- from space

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/nationnow/2012/02/adrenaline-junkie-plans-extreme-leap-from-outer-space.html

You’ve heard of skydiving, right? How about space-diving?

Felix Baumgartner is an Austrian skydiver, BASE jumper and adrenaline junkie who hopes to set the record this summer for the highest skydive ever.

If all goes well, Baumgartner will use a pressurized capsule attached to a high-altitude helium balloon for a “stratospheric flight” to more than 120,000 feet. “He will then exit the capsule and jump — protected only by a pressurized ‘space’ suit and helmet supplied with oxygen — in an attempt to become the first person to break the speed of sound and reach supersonic speeds in free-fall before parachuting to the ground,” according to jump plans.

The only thing not surprising about this endeavor? Extreme sports elixir Red Bull is sponsoring the whole thing.

The jump is slated for later this summer, above Roswell, N.M. Given the complexities of the effort, no exact date is scheduled. Experts will start by looking for a perfect three-day weather window — clear skies, perfect temperatures, no winds — and then choose a jump time.

Clear skies are a must, spokeswoman Trish Medalen told The Times, explaining that Baumgartner will need all the visibility he can get to reorient himself on the way down.

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 5:20 PM PST reply actions  

don’t they try this every year and people keep dying?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 7, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Surprised that gravity doesn’t help him reorient himself.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s useful to have. I use it as a public number I give out on my resumes and stuff that i can forward to anywhere. It’s also pretty useful since you can send texts online and handle your voicemail online.

by puresilence on Feb 7, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I have it, but I don’t use it much since my tmobile plan includes unlimited text messages. I do use the gvoice number when I’m scared of phone-spam

by the federer express on Feb 7, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

also says cheap international calls…what? you pay google for calls overseas? how does that work?

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

You top up

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I used it last week to buy Twist a Russian mail order bride.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

get a good deal?

by j.lee on Feb 7, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought so, but it turned out to be Twist in a wig.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

They were counterfit rubles!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I spent $50 calling Africa once. Used the leftover minutes to call family in Taiwan (much more reasonable at 2cents/minute).

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you end up getting the money from that Nigerian prince?

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

He swears it’s coming next month!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

This sounds lucrative!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

You want in on this?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Who can argue against royalty?

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

And that’s all that matters :)

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

YES! EVERYTHING’S COMING UP NORCALNICK!

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by norcalnick on Feb 7, 2012 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Great, the Mayans were right.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

why exactly are you still at work?

by the federer express on Feb 7, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Big meeting on Monday. Boss wants to see draft tonight.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Hell!o

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Please do not shout in the internet cafe.

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by Rishi on Feb 8, 2012 6:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Sigh.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

There's a furd on college Jeopardy.

I really want to punch my TV right now.

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 7, 2012 7:18 PM PST reply actions  

Is it Andrew Luck?

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I said college jeopardy, not caveman jeopardy.

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 7, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d like staircases for $200, please.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

by fiatlux on Feb 7, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Luck: What is a staircase?
Alex: Oooo, no… we were looking for ramp. What is a ramp. That will take you to negative $3800 and unfortunately you won’t be with us for final Jeopardy.

by fiatlux on Feb 7, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

What is this a reference to?

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Luck’s “Architectural Studies” degree which didn’t teach him the difference between a ramp and a staircase.

by fiatlux on Feb 7, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

how did I miss this?

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

since i have referenced this about 190 times, I do not know…

by fiatlux on Feb 7, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, THAT’S how I miss them!

(kidding kidding)

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

And to make it worse, he's a Berkeley native

And to make it even worse, I even like the kid. He and his brother were both in Little League for at least a year while I was also in the League (this was like 8 or 9 years ago). I trained him for umpiring Little League games.

Matt Olson. Great kid.

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by FiatSlug on Feb 7, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Who's Ready to Drink???

In Big Sur right now… even with grey rainy weather, or especially with grey rainy weather, the Central Coast is just magnificent. The last one is where i’ll be soaking after dinner ;-)

by fiatlux on Feb 7, 2012 7:23 PM PST reply actions  

I’m still at the office, so I can’t drink, but pretty photos!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re still at the office?

and i thought you couldn’t see facebook?

by fiatlux on Feb 7, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t…

But somehow, I can see this set of photos, but not the ones in your next post.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

that is weird. these are posted on facebook, which i thought you couldn’t see… and the ones below are on twitter… i’ll host to facebook in a moment.

by fiatlux on Feb 7, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t waste time you could spend fixing Cal athletics!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I was about to feel really bad for you, but then I realized that you’re in the past.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t feel bad.

Though I did get here at 6 am

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

That does kind of suck. You do always get online pretty early!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t feel bad for me, I’m awesome.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Cue HIMYM picture?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think Rishi can beat NPH.

by WolverBear on Feb 7, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

True

Especially since NPH has those adorable babieeeeeees!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

What re you, five?

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe I just have baby fever.

(REALLY REALLY NOT.)

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what your lips say, but I know otherwise.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s a chick. They’re all baby crazy.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

After the tubal ligation.

by WolverBear on Feb 7, 2012 11:30 PM PST up reply actions  

scootie

is ever my hero.

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by natteringnabob on Feb 8, 2012 6:42 AM PST up reply actions  

ok, the next HH you’re at, I really need to ask what you do for a living.

by the federer express on Feb 7, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Andrew Luck’s stylist.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re doing a terrible job. Unless that’s your master plan?

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 7, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t blame me, blame fiatlux.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Raised my glass, Lake County Cabernet.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Raised my glass, 2012 San Francisco tap water.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, the good stuff.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

2008 was a better year, IMO.

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 7, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Oohh, I can join! French malbec.

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by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Good choice, much better than the Argentine stuff (well generally anyway).

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

nice… i just had a nice central coast pinot. cheers!

by fiatlux on Feb 7, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Sonoma Co. Chardonnay for me.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

look at this wine love connection!!!! you’re welcome.

by fiatlux on Feb 7, 2012 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, John Hodgman :-P

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 7, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Reminds me of this character

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

good looking suit ;-) nice pocket square

by fiatlux on Feb 7, 2012 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there no one who can resist your photo-taking charms??

by WolverBear on Feb 7, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

hey i just like to talk to people and see what they’re doing ;-) I actually tweeted out these pics and used @caltrans and then realized it may not have been “within the rules” and hoped no one would get in trouble.

by fiatlux on Feb 7, 2012 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

You remind me of an old teacher who had the personality to talk his way into almost anything (once he verified his identity at Sandia with the sketchiest Costco card I’ve ever seen). I hope you never use your powers for evil!

by WolverBear on Feb 7, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

If only you knew

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s actually secretly danzig.

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

But the pictures don’t move :(

by WolverBear on Feb 7, 2012 11:31 PM PST up reply actions  

that would truly be mind blowing

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the time on schprockets when we dance!

Oh, I thought you said Dieter.

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by natteringnabob on Feb 8, 2012 6:43 AM PST up reply actions  

my friend’s sister was one of the lead CivE’s on the approach bridge. it’s a pretty cool project.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 11:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Facebook Randomness (linked; probably NSFW)

Mrs FiatSlug showed this to me just a few minutes ago.

The caption (doesn’t show on linked page): Some dick has blocked me..

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by FiatSlug on Feb 7, 2012 7:34 PM PST reply actions  

That car never knew what hit it.

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 7, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

What? Just a sleeping snowman with a big butt.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 7, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, how can I not click this now?

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Damnit, Cugel!

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by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

AITE I'm out

Catch you homies later

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 8:15 PM PST reply actions  

see you in a little over 12 hours

by the federer express on Feb 7, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Damnit, thanks for reminding me.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Gnite!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 7, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Help me DBD!

Which book should I start?

Freedom (Jonathan Franzen)
The Hunger Games (Suzanne Collins)
I Curse the River of TIme (Per Petterson)

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 9:43 PM PST reply actions  

Books are dead.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 7, 2012 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Freedom it is! Thanks for your input!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 7, 2012 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly the rest of the trilogy isn’t as good…

by puresilence on Feb 7, 2012 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

“A Walk In The Woods” by Bill Bryson

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 7, 2012 11:43 PM PST up reply actions  

(already read that)

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 8, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Everything else by Bill Bryson

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 8, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Feels like the LSU footprint is too small (as in Bammer) and cough we’re too big.

by LeonPowe on Feb 8, 2012 12:47 AM PST up reply actions  

ffffffffffffffffffffllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeedddddddddd

The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.

"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Feb 8, 2012 6:44 AM PST up reply actions  

North Dakota State owns!

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 8, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

And UCLA/SC should have cross-hatched overlapping areas.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 8, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

You should have cross-hatched overlapping areas!

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 8, 2012 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Let’s leave twist’s chest hair out of this.

by fiatlux on Feb 8, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

You really love maps!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 8, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

WHAT?!?!?!?! NO ST. MARYS?!?!?!?!??! Moraga needs about “o” on the map for Gael nation!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Feb 8, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

CGB back up

Labor Department reports unexpected gains in Bay Area worker productivity this morning vanish.

by fiatlux on Feb 8, 2012 9:20 AM PST reply actions  

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