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BERKELEY – The Golden Bears (22-6, 12-3 Pac-12) seek to set a season-high winning streak of six games when they head to Salt Lake City to face Utah (5-21, 2-12). Cal tied a Haas Pavilion record with their 17th win, this season, in a 77-63 victory against Oregon State, but the Bears have suffered two of their three conference losses on the road.

Cal has reached the 22-win mark for the third time in head coach Mike Montgomery’s four years at the helm; a first in program history. Utah is in the middle of a seven-game skid that started on Jan. 26, but has earned each of its Pac-12 victories at home, this season.

The Bears will need to maintain their momentum down the stretch to stay in the hunt for the first Pac-12 regular-season title as they are currently tied with Washington for first place. Each team will finish the regular season with three road games, including a meeting with their respective rivals. Cal will continue to lean on its seniors Jorge Gutierrez and Harper Kamp as the regular-season race comes to a close.

Gutierrez ranks second on the team with 13.6 ppg and adds 5.3 rpg. He also leads the Bears in steals with 33, this season. Kamp has been the model of consistency and is the only player to have started all 28 of Cal’s games, this year. He puts in 10.8 ppg and 5.1 rpg.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 7:59 AM PST reply actions  

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Clarendon named Pac12 pow:

BERKELEY – California Golden Bear junior guard Layshia Clarendon was named Bank of the West Pac-12 Women’s Basketball Player of the Week for the week of Feb. 13-19, Commissioner Larry Scott announced today. Clarendon averaged 24.5 points and 5.0 rebounds, while leading the Bears to two victories last week.

Clarendon (San Bernardino, Calif.) sunk five threes en route to a season-high 27 points in the 83-71 win over Oregon. She was 10-for-18 from the floor, eight of those attempts coming from three-point range. She also grabbed four boards and handed out five assists. In the 75-68 win over Oregon State, Clarendon made key free throws down the stretch, holding off a late surge from the Beavers, and was 9-for-13 from the charity stripe for the game, tallying 22 points. With the wins, Cal maintains a two-game lead for the No. 2 seed in the Pacific Life Pac-12 Basketball Tournament and also gave the Bears their fifth 20-win season in six years.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 7:59 AM PST reply actions  

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Softball crushes LSU:

HENDERSON, Nev. – With an impressive, six-run first inning, the No. 1/3 California softball team cruised to a 14-3 win against No. 24 LSU on Sunday morning.

Cal got incredible bat performances from Jace Williams, Breana Kostreba, Jolene Henderson and Frani Echavarria- all of whom homered with all but Henderson’s jack coming in the top of the fifth.

“Pac-12 versus the SEC is always an intense match-up,” Williams said. “The way we won was a perfect way to win a perfect weekend. This year’s team is incredibly talented and I know we all enjoy that ginormous target on our back. That’s the difference, this team enjoys and embraces pressure. I’m so stoked on this team and out great team win today!”

After the Tigers put three runs on the board in the bottom of the third, the Golden Bears tacked on two more runs in the fourth. It was not until the fifth inning, when Cal posted a lofty six runs in the top of the fifth to get the mercy victory.

Williams led the way with five RBI while Kostreba knocked in four.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 7:59 AM PST reply actions  

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Baseball swept Pacific:

No. 22-ranked Cal broke open a 3-3 game with six runs in the bottom of the eighth inning -highlighted by RBI hits from Derek Campbell, Darrel Matthews, Chadd Krist and Andrew Knapp – on the way to a 9-3 win over Pacific Sunday (Feb. 19) at Evans Diamond. With the victory, the Golden Bears swept the series from the Tigers, winning 9-1 on Friday in Berkeley and 6-3 Saturday in Stockton as well.
Junior right-hander Logan Scott (1-0, 1.0 inning, two hits, one run, one strikeout) got Sunday’s win for Cal despite giving up the tying run in the top of the eighth inning on Pacific’s Tyler Sullivan’s pinch-hit RBI single. But the Bears exploded for the six runs off of the Tigers’ relievers John Prato Matthews, Kyle Shaver and Paul Moeller. In the eighth, sophomore shortstop Campbell had the tie-breaking RBI single, junior left fielder Matthews had a two-run triple, Krist had an RBI double to left center field and Knapp had a two-run single to center field.

Krist’s double was his third of the season and the 49th of his career, moving him up to a tie for sixth on the Cal career list with Reid Neumann (1989-92), who was a left fielder on the Bears’ 1992 College World Series team. Krist also led Cal with three hits on the day (3-for-5), while Campbell and Matthews had two hits apiece. Krist led the Pac-10 last season with 27 doubles.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 8:00 AM PST reply actions  

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Cobbs named Pac12 pow:

WALNUT CREEK, Calif. – California men’s basketball sophomore guard Justin Cobbs has been named the Bank of the West Pac-12 Men’s Basketball Player of the Week for Feb. 13-19, Commissioner Larry Scott announced Monday, Feb. 20.

The second-year Golden Bear guided Cal to a home sweep of the Oregon schools, starting with a close 86-83 victory over the Ducks on Thursday. Cobbs posted a career-best 28 points on 13-for-19 shooting (.684) and dished out eight assists. He also tied a career-high for steals with four and grabbed three rebounds.

On Saturday, the Los Angeles native registered the second double-double of his collegiate career with a career-high 13 assists and 10 points in Cal’s 77-63 win over Oregon State. He also tied a career-best with five rebounds and went 4-for-4 from the foul line. Cobbs’ 13 assists against the Beavers were the most by a Cal player since Jason Kidd had 13 in 1994.

Over the two games, Cobbs averaged 19.0 points on 16-for-26 (.615) shooting, 10.5 assists, 4.0 rebounds, and 2.0 steals. He also went 5-for-5 from the free-throw line

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 8:00 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

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by sec119 on Feb 21, 2012 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Who left the dubstep station on?

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Mens swimming loses Big Meet:

STANFORD, Calif. — The Big Meet ended as it began: full-throated whistles punctuating the electric air, a spirited anchor leg from a charging challenger, a raucous crowd’s crescendo as two competing hands reached for final wall in sync. For three minutes each, two relays befit the Cal-Stanford rivalry at its best.

Unfortunately for the No. 6 Cal men’s swim team, the events in between on Saturday couldn’t match the excitement of the relays, and the Bears fell to No. 3 Stanford in their regular season finale, 146.5-96.5.

"We wanted to win," said junior Tom Shields. "I mean, a score’s a score. It doesn’t matter too much to us at this point. But we really, really, really wanted to win."

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 8:01 AM PST reply actions  

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by sec119 on Feb 21, 2012 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

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by sec119 on Feb 21, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

DC on WBB free throws:


In just one trip to the Northwest, the Cal women’s basketball team showed it can win games scoring from inside the paint or beyond the arc.

On Thursday, the squad faced an Oregon team led by former NBA coach Paul Westhead and won using a barrage of 3-pointers to take down the Ducks, 83-71.

Two days later, the Bears entered Corvallis, Ore., and went back to their standby of pounding the ball in the low post. They took only eight 3-pointers, hitting on five, and got to the free throw line 33 times, starting off the game 7-of-7 from the charity stripe. The result: a 75-68 victory over Oregon State at Gill Coliseum.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 8:02 AM PST reply actions  

DBD from the future!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by golden oso on Feb 21, 2012 8:02 AM PST reply actions  

[insert Chinese joke]

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

You rang?

I’m a Chinese joke

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you put pee pee in my coke?

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by golden oso on Feb 21, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

DC on mens golf:

A beautiful view was not enough to distract the Cal men’s golf team last week in Oahu, Hawaii. The No. 10 Bears defeated an 18-team field in the three-day John A. Burns Intercollegiate tournament that came down to the final day of the competition.

The victory, the Bears’ third of the season, made it two consecutive seasons in which the Bears have won the tournament. The win also tied a team record for the most tournament wins in a single season, a record that has been matched in the both the previous two years.

The Wednesday through Friday tournament, held at the Turtle Bay Resort on a course designed by golf legend Arnold Palmer, was full of tough competition. Participating in the tournament were numerous top teams including, No. 12 Texas A&M, No. 14 UNLV, No. 17 Duke and No. 25 New Mexico.

The Bears also bested Arizona after falling to the Wildcats by a single stroke just a week before. The Wildcats finished the Hawaii tournament in tenth place, scoring 40 strokes higher than the Bears.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 8:03 AM PST reply actions  

I've played Turtle Bay

The Palmer Course is better than the Fazio Course, but both are great.

I even won a bet with two locals who joined me on the first tee. I think I ended up winning 3 or 4 beers on top of lunch because they kept pressing.

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Feb 21, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, damnit

Twist, you wanna hide my DBD? We can use it tomorrow.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 8:03 AM PST reply actions  

Hey, let’s keep the language clean in here!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Scrub a dub dub

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Mens Gymnastics wins Big Meet:

The third time was not the charm for the Cal men’s gymnastics team against Stanford this season. The fourth and fifth times that the Bears matched up with their Bay Area foe, however, turned out pretty well. Cal wrapped up a five-meet season series with Stanford Saturday with a win in Palo Alto. The No. 5 Bears, coming off a win against the Cardinal Feb. 12, secured a second straight victory with a score of 344.900-343.600.

The Bears scored higher than the No. 4 Cardinal in four of the six events. Cal won the rings, floor, parallel bars and horizontal bar. They came up short on the pommel horse and vault.

The pommel horse loss was a rarity, as senior Glen Ishino placed only fourth in the event. The pommel horse is usually the U.S. men’s national team member’s strongest event.

Compared to the pommel horse loss, the victory on the floor event was a different kind of unexpected. The Cardinal are one of the best tumbling teams in the country and are led by the defending national champion in the event, Eddie Penev.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 8:03 AM PST reply actions  

LOL. This made my morning. I’m a simple man

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

AN BE A SIMPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE
KINDA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

DC on lacrosse:

The Cal lacrosse team’s winning strategy of spreading the ball out became apparent in just the first minute of Sunday’s season opener when the squad scored a goal.

The Bears dominated their first MPSF match with draw control and ball possession to begin its conference season with an 18-6 victory over the St. Mary’s at Recreation Field in Moraga, Calif.

"By winning the first draw and moving around the ball as much as we could, we created extra opportunities for ourselves to get the ball down the field," said coach Ginger Miles. "With that first draw, we controlled the ball, which meant controlling the court and controlling the game."

Junior midfielder Melissa Humphrey led the Bears with nine points — three goals and six assists — to tie a Cal single-game record. Junior attacker Alexa Rozelle scored a game and career-high six goals, the most a Cal player has scored in a match since 2009.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 8:05 AM PST reply actions  

DC on softball:

Another weekend, another sweep.

The No. 1 Cal softball team continued its pillaging of any and all comers Sunday in Henderson, Nev., with a resounding 14-3 victory over No. 24 LSU.

"I thought they were definitely one of the better teams we played this year," said pitcher Jolene Henderson. "Fortunately, we matched their intensity and produced well to get the victory."

The occasion for the contest was the Louisville Slugger Desert Classic, which brought together 18 Division I softball teams to face off against one another in a round-robin tournament style.

Sunday’s win came after another 4-0 showing from the Bears, who, thus far, have steamrolled every opponent that has stepped up to the plate. After a 2-0 win on Friday in which National Player of the Week Valerie Arioto launched two more bombs, Cal had a doubleheader against two California universities, surely exhausted from playing five games in seven days. The fatigue did not seem to be much of an issue, with the Bears disposing of San Jose State 7-0 and UC Riverside 10-0.

The Bears tacked on six runs in the top of the first inning Sunday, leaving the outcome of the contest in little doubt. Redshirt senior Jace Williams kicked off the scoring with a two-run double, and freshman infielder Breanna Kostreba immediately followed with a run-scoring single. After Williams scored on a wild pitch, Henderson finished off the inning’s scoring with a two-run home run, officially making the top of the first a crooked inning.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 8:05 AM PST reply actions  

I was swayed by the argument

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t care for the racis innuendo, tho. FIRE THIS DBD’S WRITER!!!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 21, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

and then punch him in the face!

by the federer express on Feb 21, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Dubs beat Clips:



Sick days: For those of us who are so blessed with a) a job and b) an employer who provides sick days, they’re golden. For those times when the workday is just too much to bear but you haven’t bothered to schedule a vacation, when the prospects of spending 8+ hours dealing with the pointy haired boss are overwhelming, they’re a life-saver, a chance to break from a routine long enough to regain some needed balance.

Occasionally, you can use them when you’re actually sick.

For those of us who have grown sick and tired of seeing Andris Biedrins provide a whole lot of nothing (and alas even I now just wonder who will offer us that broken toaster so we can be rid of the dead weight), his sick day provided exactly that break. Well, perhaps not for him, as apparently his illness is real I don’t actually wish ill health on him, but for the rest of us, it seemed to bring some new health to the team. We were rewarded with Ekpe Udoh’s first start and were, in return, rewarded with a win against a visiting Clippers team that is no longer the joke that they’ve been for, well, for about as long as our Warriors have been a joke.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 8:06 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

YAY

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Dubs beat the Clippers? What the what?

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by sec119 on Feb 21, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Lob City Clipps
Lob, Lob City Clipps
CP3 to Blake Griff
DeAndre, Butler, and we got Billups in

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

WHOOP-DE-WHOOP

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Who left the dubstep station on

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Stop stealing my jokes!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Sactown Royalty talks about mistakes:


I like to think that fans of Sacramento Kings basketball have learned over the past six years to excuse losses and losing. We learned long ago that Rebuilding has a best friend named Defeat, and that they hang out all of the fricking time. Most of us accepted in 2007 that the team faced a dark future and needed to get worse in order to get better. So we hung on as the expensive pieces were pawned for basically nothing — Mike Bibby and Brad Miller literally got the team nothing in return — and the first set of building blocks (Kevin Martin, Quincy Douby, Spencer Hawes) were cast aside for newer, ‘better’ ones. We survived 2008-09, somehow. We came to terms with a long twilight, and prayed hard for a forthcoming dawn.

But one thing that’s proven more difficult is excusing mistakes. It popped up Sunday when Tyreke Evans made a bad foul that essentially cost the Kings the game against Cleveland. Evans rapped Kyrie Irving with Sacramento up one and just seconds left. Irving hit his free throws, and the Kings didn’t get a shot off on the other end. It was a bad, bad play from Tyreke.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 8:07 AM PST reply actions  

Manny Era begins in Oakland
Manny Ramirez Officially Signs with Oakland A’s

In the worst kept secret of the offseason, Manny officially confirmed signing with the A’s to Pedro Gomez today. As for whether or not Manny is really a different person as Gomez claims in the video, I don’t really care. To me this move makes sense in quite a few ways. First and foremost, it costs the A’s nothing really other than $500 K which I think Lew Wolff burped up after his breakfast burrito this morning.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 8:07 AM PST reply actions  

RENAME MT. DAVIS TO MT. MANNYWOOD!!!!!!

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

hehe. can we get rid of it?

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

trololololol

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

(delay3d) dingers!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Feb 21, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

SSR talks Lakers-Blazers:

For this version of the Los Angeles Lakers, the run might be just about over. By that I don’t mean to suggest the Lakers don’t have a shot at a deep playoff run this season. They do. But when the Staples crowd gets another chance to watch the Lake Show in person, the team they see might be different – perhaps radically so, maybe just around the edges – than the one they watched on Monday night. If this was a swan song, it was a pretty lovely tune.

For one night at least, we got to see what Mitch Kupchak envisioned when he put this roster together. The blitzkrieg started with Andrew Bynum, as it always should. He had a direct hand in the Lakers’ first 10 points. After three straight baskets to give the Lakers a 6 to 3 lead they would never relinquish, Drew’s offensive rebounding led to consecutive second-chance hoops by Pau Gasol. Bynum’s physical dimensions and hunger for the ball were put to excellent effect, and it doesn’t even bother me that he only took seven shots (really nine, if you include free-throw possessions). In this instance his low shot total was less about guys not looking for him and more just taking advantage of the holes he opened in the Portland D. In large part because Drew was so assertive early on, the Lakers enjoyed clean passing lanes and open looks from beyond the arc the rest of the night. The big man got to feed early, so everyone else got their fill later on. That’s how it’s supposed to work.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 8:08 AM PST reply actions  

At one point early in the 2nd, the Lakers were up 37-7, what an insane game.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

At one point in the first quarter, the Blazers scored. That in itself was insane.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

True, they scored the first 3 points, so the Lakers went on a 37-4 run.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO Lakers!

Boo Rishi!

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by golden oso on Feb 21, 2012 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Unthinkable! The Lakers' thrill is gone

We’re halfway through the NBA season. Do you know where their buzz is?

There used to be a time when all things Lakers mattered. When anything about the second-most love-to-hate/hate-to-love franchise in sports (the Yankees still rule in that department) was news in L.A. When the sports conversation on the court and off the court began and often ended with what was going on with the franchise.

Now, doesn’t it seem as though no one really cares anymore? Even the people I speak to all the time living inside Los Angeles are like that. It isn’t just the “trill”; the buzz is gone, too. Light-years from what it once was. The needle is no longer moving.



Irrelevant? Never the Lakers! This can’t be happening. Is this the end? Not of the team, but of its pertinence. Its appeal, its “it” factor, of them?

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, thanks David Stern, you tool.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not a Lakers fan and I think Stern was a total douchebagnozzle for negating the Paul trade. What a turd

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I think one thing we can all agree on is that if he or the owners truly wanted to exercise that sort of control over trade that NOH could make, they should have informed the Hornets long before they began negotiating.

At the very least, they should have nixed the trade before it became public. From a Lakers fan perspective, the part that hurt the most about the trade was the it hurt Lamar Odom’s feelings so much that he felt no longer welcome in LA. By nipping it in the bud before the trade went public, it would have negated the need to trade him for spare cash.

Also, in retrospect, the Clipper-Hornets trade looks really lopsided now… but of course you can’t really judge in hindsight.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

but of course you can’t really judge in hindsight

Challenge accepted!

by puresilence on Feb 21, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I think as soon as the Clips trade was made, it was pretty obvious that the Hornets didn’t get as much as they would have if they traded CP3 to the Lakers.

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

obvious.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 11:18 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

The thinking was that they would be able to retain Gordon, and that Minny would be so bad the draft pick would be valuable.

Now… Gordon’s hurt and Minny is a .500 team. Goes to show that those owners who cried foul really don’t have a clue what the hell they are doing.

If you told anyone that you could get Scola, Martin, Dragic and Odom for Chris Paul, you make that trade.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

i’m going to slightly disagree. the deal looks bad in hindsight, HOWEVER that largely assumes that the best thing for the hornets to do now is win. which i’m not quite convinced is true. if they tank, get 2 decent draft picks, and avoid long-term salary commitments, they may be in better long-term shape.

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

dude…they’re the hornets in no…they’ll always have excellent draft picks. and outside of cp3, they’ve wasted all of them.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 11:26 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

yeah…the reason their teams are trash…and it’s not the lakers’ money.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 11:23 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah, the spurs don’t seem to be suffering because of the Lakers spending.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

the opposing owners probably saw it as one of the few chances they had to tell the lakers to suck it…

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

It is the same thing for those EPL owners who buy shitty EPL teams and then complain about relegation.

You knew what you were getting into when you purchased Cleveland or Phoenix as a franchise. Don’t complain that big market teams can outspend you.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

especially when they’re well run. new york regularly outspends nearly everyone but the lakers…and results aren’t anywhere close.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I totally agree. Also, Kobe seems to think the failed trades also caused Pao to be unsettled and impacting the team’s chemistry and performance.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

and new orleans has prolly no chance of re-signing eric gordon.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 11:18 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

at first, i thought it was a joke when i heard it the other day.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Clips lose to Dubs:

1st qtr..
Cp3 starts out hot…milph points out cp3 doesn’t wear his knee sleeves until 2nd half but is wearing them in the 1st tonight. Not sure what that means. Cp3 got message. He is involved in every score so far. Udoh with 8 early pts in 1st quarter! Foye struggling from field including an awful baseline pass to no one. Udoh outhussling dj on offense. BTW How does Udoh have more offensive game than dj!? Lessons learned: stay up on the 3 pt shooters.
Lessons learned: Someone guard Udoh!
Cp3 is a beast when engaged early!

2nd qtr
Paul stays in.. Vdn needs him and gives bg a breather. Offense sputtering with mo, bled, cp3 martin and reggie early in 3rd. 2 3s in row by paul. Has not missed any shot except for ft. Fnally gets a break at 20 pts. Helps the team climb back in game. No one can stop ellis. how do you not count pauls 3 when fouling dj!?Cp3 shoots Lesson learned:
Refs do not handle on the fly/smart plays like paul’s back-to-back 3 pt tries at the end of the half! How can you not allow the shot to count on the 1st foul and NOT call a foul on the 2nd!?

3rd qtr
Missed most of this period, but did catch the worst outlet pass ever by Deandre! Cp3 cooled off this qtr. and seemed tired.
Lesson learned: Bedtime can sometimes take longer than the half-time show!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 8:08 AM PST reply actions  

McC talks Melky:

Think back to what the front office was like after the Aaron Rowand deal was signed, sealed, and delivered. There were people who thought it was a good idea. If there wasn’t a yelp or a holler, there was at least an earnest fist-pump or three. Aaron Rowand, baby. This helps the team in some capacity. Good on us.

Which is to say, bigger isn’t necessarily better. Rowand was coming off a career year when he signed with the Giants. It was a bold move. Drinking the styrofoam cocktail that’s left in the container after you put some chicken on the grill: also a bold move. The Giants didn’t need a bold move like that this offseason.

The Giants could have made a big move just to make a big move. They tried that once.

Gary Matthews, Jr.! … dammit so much how about Juan Pierre? … you gotta be kidding me, okay Aaron Rowand! … YESSSSSS SCORRRRRRE AWLRIGHT FOLKS
/dunks ball through Nerf hoop on back of office door

I’m glad they didn’t try it again. It wouldn’t have been pretty. As such, maybe we should welcome Melky Cabrera with open arms. He didn’t come over on a seven-year deal. He wasn’t acquired for Gary Brown. He’s a one-year challenge player who was traded for a one-year challenge player. In theory, the Giants trading a bottom-rotation starter for a offensive-minded corner outfielder makes all sorts of sense.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 8:09 AM PST reply actions  

Champions League Round of 16 continues today
Today – 2/21
CSKA Moskva v Real Madrid – 18:00 CET/9:00 PST
Napoli v Chelsea – 20:45 CET/11:45 PST

2/22
Marseille v Internazionale – 20:45 CET/11:45 PST
Basel v Bayern – 20:45 CET/11:45 PST

by puresilence on Feb 21, 2012 8:09 AM PST reply actions  

boooooo

i wish i could watch!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 8:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed, but none of those are really compelling games…it’s still CL football though.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

i think napoli/chelsea could be fun… agreed on the others.

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Only with Chelski’s recent horrible form…

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s ok this’ll be the game torres turns it around!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha. The refrain from the past year continues on…

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

i actually feel somewhat bad for him (well, as bad as possible for a guy that makes obscene amounts of money and lives an awesome life). his form really has improved, he just mysteriously has lost his ability to find back of the net… it’s so so weird.

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s gotten to the level that it’s absurdly funny. He’s missing absolute sitters in front of goal. He clearly had the skill a few years ago and I think it’s all mental at the moment. He may want to consider seeing a sports psychologist

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

For sure. You can see him overthinking it and shrinking when the ball comes to him.

He may want to consider seeing a sports psychologist
I’d be surprised if this was not already happening.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Torres?

I always find this graphic amusing.

by puresilence on Feb 21, 2012 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha. The beauty of selective stats.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Both Carroll and Torres are looking like HORRIBLE investments at the moment. If Torres can be even 75% of the Torres for 3 years ago, Chelsea would be happy with the move.
The Carroll purchase is one where Liverpool’s a high-risk/high-reward move for a relatively unproven young player. The Suarez move was fantastic—aside from the racist shithead thing

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

who really thought that carroll was a big money player?

hahahahahagahs….

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 11:21 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

yeah, he was SOOO unproven. He’s a big hulking clumsy striker…definitely not worth 35 million pounds!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Good thing he didn’t actually cost Liverpool anything.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

the 35 could’ve gone somewhere useful, and not just joke material…even though i prefer liverpool joke material.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t forget Downing. It seems like Liverpool used FIFA11 to scout players

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha…and they all thought he was better than young, nani, valencia, park…hahaha.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

some blog (can’t remember what it’s called) refers to the duo as Fernandy Carroll. I really like that name for some reason :)

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOO EVERTON!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Napoli v Chelsea could be interesting and I’m pulling for Real Madrid to lose in the frozen tundra that is Russia. I’m indifferent towards the other matches though.

by puresilence on Feb 21, 2012 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

The CSKA game is going to be rough…playing in 15 degree weather? That pitch will be frozen-although that means we should see way less diving from CR7 and company.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Always a good thing.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm..i don’t know why that line was struckout because I didn’t do it.

Yeah, Real Madrid plays some great futball when they’re playing against anyone except Barca. The thing that absolutely drives me nuts about LaLiga are the ridiculous number of dives and idiots rolling on the field clutching their face.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

you probably had “-15 degree weather” and “frozen – although”. sbn interprets things between dashes as a strikeout

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

ahh yes, that’s exactly what it was. Thanks!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

where he lifted the european cup?!

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 11:22 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

can you explain?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

cron7 won the cl in moscow w united in the same stadium.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 11:31 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

CAREFREE WHEREVER WE MAY BE

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Couldn’t happen to a bigger douche

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

What convenient timing.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

The conspiracy theorist in me was thinking something similar.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

They should wire his mouth shut while they’re at it.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

and keep his drug dealer father and criminal mom away from causing harm to the public.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Websense is stupid.

I tried to look up Champions League on Wikipedia, but I got this:

This web page is classified as inappropriate for general business use, may contain harmful program code or Internet use for your account is not enable. Please contact the Help Desk at x2828 if you feel this classification is inaccurate or access rights are incorrect.

Reason:

This Websense category is filtered: Games.

URL:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UEFA_Champions_League

by the federer express on Feb 21, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow....CSKA-RealMadrid: 1-1

crazy super late goal (93") by CSKA to tie it up setting up a super important 2nd tie in Madrid

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

They tied? Thank goodness. Real got far too complacent.

by puresilence on Feb 21, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

They started losing the ball when Mourhinho subbed Ozul out for Kaka. Also, CSKA brought on Honda (who is simply underrated…he’s class).

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

solid, but not class. there’s a reason why despite his rep among fans no clubs wants to buy him at the price moscow wants.

always happens in russia…everyone wants to gtfo w/o getting hurt.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 11:30 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Wow, this stat is amazing:

PCarrESPN: CSKA Moscow’s late equalizer snaps Real Madrid’s 27-game win streak vs teams other than Barcelona.

twitter link

No wonder Barca is 10 points behind after blowing a few matches…

by puresilence on Feb 21, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

the duopoly of la liga is ridiculous.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah… Valencia, who faced Barca on Sunday, is really struggling financially (and I assume many of the other clubs are as well). They had to sell a lot of their good players to stay afloat. It’s sad really…

by puresilence on Feb 21, 2012 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

the other teams don’t even have a chance…

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

TrueBlueLA talks Jamey Wright:

Wright has also been durable since joining the bullpen, tied for Matt Guerrier for the third most relief innings in baseball from 2008-2011. What a difference five years of age and outperforming ones peripherals make, as Wright (4.25 ERA, 4.35 FIP, 4.25 xFIP during the last four years) is on his second consecutive minor league contract while Guerrier (3.23 ERA, 4.38 FIP, 4.25 xFIP from 2007-2010) cashed in to the tune of three years and $12 million last year.

Trivia

Wright allowed 13 unearned runs in 2009, setting a Royals record for a reliever, the highest number of unearned runs allowed by a major league reliever since Tony Castillo allowed 14 for the Chicago White Sox in 1997.

Contract Status

Jamey Wright signed a minor-league contract with an invitation to big league camp in spring training, with a reported out clause at some point in March per Tony Jackson of ESPN LA, meaning of Wright isn’t added to the active roster by the specified date in his contract he can opt to become a free agent.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 8:10 AM PST reply actions  

Sharks are in Ohio!

Tough test for the…

Big game tonight with…

Alright, Columbus sucks and everyone knows it. Last in the West, grasping at straws. Looking to trade anyone with a heartbeat. Rick Nash and Jeff Carter on the block, organization in shambles.

The perfect slump-buster.

Granted, the Sharks aren’t the best of the best right now, but they’re still sitting in third in the West… precarious as that spot might be. The Phoenix Coyotes are hot on their tails, just two points behind after going 8-1-1 in their last ten. However, the Sharks do still hold two games in hand on Phoenix (and Los Angeles, who can’t score a goal to save their lives), and the current streaks that both San Jose and Phoenix are on are unlikely to continue for much longer.

While I do admit that Phoenix is a better team than I originally gave them credit for (they looked on the fast track to a league-last finish after they lost 6-3 against the Sharks in San Jose’s home opener), assuming that they’ll continue to earn points in 90% of their games is ridiculous. And even if you’re the most pessimistic of Sharks fans, assuming that the Sharks will continue to drop games after playing like an very good team much of the season is unrealistic as well.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 8:10 AM PST reply actions  

Alright, Columbus sucks and everyone knows it.

For the record, their comments are limited only to the Columbus pro hockey team, NOT ANYTHING ELSE, because as we all know, Columbus is totally awesome.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 21, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

stockholm syndrome and all that..

by the federer express on Feb 21, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Columbus syndrome? Where your dollar goes farther, your commutes are shorter, and the opportunity is greater?

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 21, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

what are those?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

oh it’s ice cream? nvm.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

would’ve been awesomer as a gooey brownie

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

they did, why else would they name them the ‘BJs’

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 21, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 8:11 AM PST reply actions  

how’d you get pictures of my crash pad?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that just a concept mockup or is it for real reals?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Concept.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

amazing.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 21, 2012 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Gee, nothing bad could come of this idea.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

CANNONBALL!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

You got spunk kid.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

where/what?!

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

damn that seems really cool but also really hard to maintain

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

my face seems cool?! that’s one for our side!

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably, but it is supposed to be an ultra-luxury living resort, so I’m guessing it gets priced in.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

And it’s not like labor is all that expensive there.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Dharavi is conveniently located right next door

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

How did you get a picture of Fiat’s new apt?

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Feb 21, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Release the hounds!

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Am I the only one...?

to think that the first good earthquake that comes along will break the glass on those pools, and any occupants of those same pools will be swept over the edge to a horrific death?

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Feb 22, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope, terrible idea.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I watched just on Monday, Catch-22. It’s the first (and likely to be the only) time I’ve watched the movie.

“Dark comedy” doesn’t do it justice in describing its outlook. Unless, by dark, one means inky stillness with overtones of impending doom. I found the movie to be extremely gloomy, grim, and depressing on many levels.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Feb 22, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you not read the book?

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I did not.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Feb 22, 2012 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a great book… and one that, for some reason, I would have thought you had read. Don’t know why I would have thought that… just did ;-)

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I recommend it. In fact, I may just read it again (again).

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there suhc a thing as a good earthquake?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

One that takes place at stanfurd stadium?

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by Rishi on Feb 23, 2012 7:44 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I’ll rec it.

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 24, 2012 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I told you to shave those sideburns !!

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Feb 21, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I think this was probably my favorite part of the episode.

by the federer express on Feb 21, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

what about the part where ozzie smith is spiraling in the other dimension and is screaming but then seems something interesting and stops screaming and says “ooo!” and takes a picture of it but then when he is done taking a picture he starts screaming again and it is funny?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I vaguely remember that bit. remind me how that happened, plz.

by the federer express on Feb 21, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

so ozzie smith was like hey i should go to the springfield mystery spot because i enjoy absorbing local culture because all professional athletes respect all local cultures and want to become worldly so of course he checked out the tire fire and was sure to bring along his camera then he went to the springfield mystery spot which is actually mysterious and a portal to another weird dimension unlike the santa cruz mystery spot which is just a house built on a slope so your brain messes up because you try to think about what direction gravity is acting in and it gets confused but really nothing amazing is happening however in the springfield mystery spot apparently you can be sucked into a vortex and this is exactly what happened to ozzie smith and then the aforementioned occurred directly after this.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Zoonews has hacked GB’s account!

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

me fail english? that’s unpossible!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

miss hoover my worm crawled into my mouth and i ate it can i have a new one?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

when i grow up i want to be a principal. or a caterpillar.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

by the federer express on Feb 21, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

and when the doctor said i didnt have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

The doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.

by the federer express on Feb 21, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I love the English prime minister bit and the partwhere Homer asks Ken Griffey if Griffey is a better player htan him.

Also, not once, not twice, but thrice

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Homer asks Daryl! Not Griffey!

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

“Well, I’ve never met you, but… yes.”

by the federer express on Feb 21, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Whatevs. Close enough!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

All black baseball-playing Simpsons cartoon characters do not look the same, man! What are you, fiatlux?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

made it back to Berkeley on Saturday

unfortunately i couldn’t make the game, but it’s crazy how much Berkeley has changed in a year. i’m starting to “get” the attraction of constants like Top Dog, etc that you know will always be there (knock on wood).

also, i miss berkeley :(

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 8:40 AM PST reply actions  

This.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

How has it changed?

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

raleigh’s, intermezzo gone (obvious)
new indian restaurant on shattuck (think it’s the Pasand guys, not sure)
shalimar replaced sufficient grounds
pappy’s replaced blake’s (and is actually hella fun!!)
cafe milanese gone (replaced by some chinese restaurant)
bear’s lair gone (replaced by some wing nonsense)
some new steakhouse on durant right above telegraph
eid’s electronics closed

and that’s just the ones i remember! i was pretty hammered.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, yeah, those are some pretty extraordinary changes.

I’ve visited Berkeley a few times since graduating and it always changes a little bit every year… but losing Raleigh’s, Intermezzo, Blake’s, AND, most of all, Bear’s Lair… wow

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

and this is all in the last year since i graduated!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I always thought Bear’s Lair was just being renovated…

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

jupiter gave up the lease, wing fiesta took it over for 1 year. think it’s going to be torn down when they renovate eshelman?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

So many changes. Can’t keep track of them!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Bear's Lair is not being torn out

it will be renovated with everything else, and probably will have another new management, but it is not leaving.

"Our hearts shall sing and our voices ring for the dear old Blue and Gold!"
"For victry's in the sight of California's might, So FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT 'em California!

by Joe Bandsmen on Feb 21, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

YAY, up to date news from campus.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

omg i’m already old news :( :(

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey alumni! Go!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Feb 21, 2012 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

BEARS!!!!!!!!!!

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

BEARS!!!

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Feb 21, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

hahhaa kod, you cut me deep :)

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

WAIT NO MORE BEAR'S LAIR???!?!??!?!

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

You didn’t see any of the photos I posted of Wing Fiesta?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, I generally z through photos you post.

On a serious note… wing fiesta? I am so confused.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Here

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

WTF WTF WTF

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by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

jupiter gave up the lease, wing fiesta took it over for 1 year. think it’s going to be torn down when they renovate eshelman?

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Let's take a look inside!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok, so change in name only?

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by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

they also stopped doing BTC if my sources are correct.

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

btc?

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by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

beat the clock omg omg

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

WHAAAAA???

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by golden oso on Feb 21, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I ALREADY GOT OFF YOUR LAWN GRANDPA!

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

DailyCal said they will continue to do Beat The Clock

http://www.dailycal.org/2011/08/21/campus-pub-to-open-with-new-management/

Though it is not yet clear what exact changes students can expect to see at the campus pub, ASUC President Vishalli Loomba — a voting member of the board — said in an email that the weekly tradition and widely popular "Beat the Clock" event will continue.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

my friends said they’ve stopped (or they just increased prices to not make it worth it – can’t remember). everyone goes to cafe durant now (which has $10 pitchers of lagunitas HELL YES)

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

*lagunitas IPA

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm interesting

I do remember that they’ve revamped Cafe Durant so I could imagine it being a legit happy hour spot.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, it’s a lot of fun. good drunk food (nachos, burritos) and they have a beer pong table in the back. only downsides are it’s pretty small and there is only 1 set of taps – can imagine it being sloowwwwwww during HH.

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Slow service or slow as in no one shows up?

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

oh, so you know how BTC had like 30ish taps so you could probably always get some kind of beer if you got a bartender’s attention? at durant there are only 4 taps (PBR, coors, lagunitas, and fat tire). so i can imagine a pretty significant backlog during happy hour if it’s crowded.

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that makes sense. Though I’d imagine that it won’t attract crowds nearly as large as the BTC crowds

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

i’m doing a terrible job explaining this, but durant does actually have a “beat the clock” deal where pitchers start at $5 and increase. so i’ve heard it is absolutely packed during friday afternoons.

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

This is me speculating on the future of Cafe Durant’s BTC, essentially.

If they only have three taps and it’s super slow, then I’d imagine crowds will thin out.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Trust me, it's still popular

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by Joe Bandsmen on Feb 21, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

He means you’re lold

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by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

omfg AndBears I thought you were nice :(!

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Blame Joe Bandsmen and Twist because they don’t think you have friends

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by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

No, she just sucks

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

TOO MEAN.

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by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

VACUUM JOKE

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

And menu

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

The Speakeasy tap has shift eyes! I don’t know how I’m noticing this just now.

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 21, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzz

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Britney Spears and Madonna get dual out magazine covers? When was this?!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m more confused by the sake bombs

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

they’ve had them since 2010 i think

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Things change!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

i hate change! much like unclesam22!

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

There are no smooth surfaces at Bear’s Lair

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

what the frick?

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, this is great

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

You can’t “Z” through front page posts.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait, is that Shalimar run by the same people in the Tenderloin? B/c the one in SF is amazing.

/quick internet search
//no, it’s not related to the SF Shalimar

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by sec119 on Feb 21, 2012 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

nah, i think the one in SF is a chain with locations in fremont and sunnyvale as well, right? this one looked different.

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

did anyone actually shop at eid’s electronics?

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

i bought my speakers from them. a rare victory from that shop.

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

i bought coax cable and maybe an aux cable from there

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I usually went there to pick up my Iftar!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s the meal for breaking the Muslim fast during Ramadan and Eid marks the end of Ramadan

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

not your finest moment, rishikesh.

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, I’ll go back to telling jokes that require no cultural context!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s the american way!

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

HONK

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

heh, my cousin just fb-messaged me asking about that “salad bar type restaurant that was really good that you took me to when I looked at UCB before college” (~7yrs ago). I was like “HEY! that’s totally Intermezzo!”

“….sigh.”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be in Berk in two weekends (during the Tourney). Perhaps if area Bears want to hit up Bear’s Lair? (I’ll be pretty much around campus all weekend).

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by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

There you are!

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

is this your passive aggressive way of getting soccer out of the dbd? :)

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Are there series a fans here?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

No.

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by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Can’t think of anyone off the top of my head. Mostly EPL, I figure.

by puresilence on Feb 21, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I kind of like Napoli.

But after the EPL, I prefer the Bundesliga over Serie A.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah. bundesliga is fun to watch. lors of wtf results and tons of goals. serie a…has just about everything wrong with soccer.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 11:37 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

this is what I was asking last week! difference between EPL, Serie A, Bundesliga, etc.!

by the federer express on Feb 21, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

EPL: Shit, we’ll allow your legs to be broken. It’s physical
Serie A: We’re going to sit back and defend and then try to counter once a game
Bundesliga: We are really technical, fine-tuned futball machines…like BMWs
La Liga: I BELIEEEVE I CAN FLYY.
Eredivisie: We’re Europe’s futball nursery
Portugal: Brazil is our futball nursery
Ligue 1: Please don’t steal our top players, Arsene Wenger.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

MLS: Why did you forget about us?

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by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

MLS: former European stars go to die here

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by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

where europeans comes to retire and americans toil in relative obscurity.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 11:47 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Cheap college kids and old foreigners.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Eredivisie: We’re Europe’s futball nursery

That’s what happens when you have a proper youth coaching structure in place.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Bundesliga? Is that like a hipster league?

by puresilence on Feb 21, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

no…that’s la liga.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 11:43 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Maybe for all the other fledgling clubs that aren’t Barca or Real Madrid.

by puresilence on Feb 21, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Give it a shot…they’re mostly on GolTV. I love the play style of Brussia Dortmund (last year’s league champ). Bayern Munich’s got a deep history and a collection of stars

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by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll probably check out a few matches when it’s on ESPN3 or something.

by puresilence on Feb 21, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah…the bundesliga is very fun to watch….moreso than the epl. similar high pace, but more skilled through the league. the top teams in england > germany, but the bottom teams in germany >>>>> england.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I “support” Roma in the sense that they are the anti-Lazio. I used to watch a lot of Serie A but it’s been in a bit of a slump as a league the last few years.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

no but I believe Roma was recently purchased by some Americanos? Am I misremembering this?

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, you are correct. It provided additional funds to the club which led to the busy summer transfer window

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by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Supreme Court to hear case about using race in college admissions

In a potentially momentous decision, the Supreme Court will once again confront the issue of race in university admissions in a case brought by a white student denied a spot at the flagship campus of the University of Texas.

The court said Tuesday it will return to the issue of affirmative action in higher education for the first time since its 2003 decision endorsing the use of race as a factor in freshmen admissions. This time around, a more conservative court is being asked to jettison that ruling and outlaw affirmative action in the university setting.

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 8:43 AM PST reply actions  

This subthread will go well ;-)

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m having too much fun in the Starbucks/Admire Unclesam’s hair thread

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

He does have good hair!

Can hair be used in college admissions?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope so!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

how is the court more conservative than in 2003? (serious question)

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Let’s see…

Rehnquist was replaced by Roberts, who is more conservative
O’Connor was replaced by Alito, who is way more conservative
Souter was replaced by Sotomayor, who is probably a bit more liberal
Stevens was replaced by Kagan, who is probably more conservative

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Roberts is more “conservative” than Rehnquist?

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d say so.

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by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d say Roberts is more conservative than the version of Rehnquist that he replaced, though apparently Rehnquist was pretty conservative when he was first appointed… but he drifted toward being more of a moderate over the years.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

The difference, I think, between Roberts and Rehnquist is that Roberts seems to REALLY like narrow rulings that limit precedent. Unless it relates to campaign cash, but thats diff.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Young versions of Clinton, Gore, and their wives…?

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

So I googled “Brazzers”….LOL

Is that pic from Marine 1? PARTAY ’COPTER!

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by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

haha, SURE you had to google “Brazzers.”

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by sec119 on Feb 21, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

It must be new, I stick with the classics

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

….what is it?

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

They provide a wide variety of films of an adult nature.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I am glad I didn’t google that.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I wanna know what’s going on behind the “R” in this photo…..

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Feb 21, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Think about that again.

…do you really?

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Did anyone watch American Experience show on Clinton last night? Was really interesting and well done… but man, it was also really harsh on him, which suggests to me part 2 will be a love fest, except they hadn’t yet covered “that woman, miss lewinsky” yet…

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I forgot to tape it.

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by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m partial to all of these just for the “time capsule” nature of them, but I thought this was really good. It left off with the Gingrich and the GOP winning the house and senate for the first time in forever and Clinton wondering where his presidency was going.

Had a really powerful part on our lack of leadership in Rwanda. It was honestly very disturbing, especially the images they used, where in one you could clearly see someone getting macheted in the background… (you couldn’t see the contact, but you saw the person fall then the machete going to work, it was awful and I am surprised they included that).

Looking forward to tonight’s.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

If Rwanda interested you, you should check out A Problem From Hell by Samantha Power, depressing but interesting read.

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by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Can you a quick Cliffs notes take? I’ve read a ton on Africa… the only stuff that ever turns out good is the stuff on South Africa… it’s all so depressing.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Ghana!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Zambia! Feel good story of the year!

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Senegal was doing great, but things have got a little worse (I guess that is true for every country). Malawi, where I lived is absolutely going to hell in a hand basket.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I was talking about thier footy team winning the African Cup of Nations at the site where their national team was killed 19 years ago in a plane crash.

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel like I should post a photo…

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

You were in Gabon when Zambia won? Or when their plane crashed into the ocean 19 years ago?

That would be impressive, MOST impressive

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

would your head explode?

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

very likely, yes

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Samantha Power is a leading intellectual of the liberal interventionist school, isn’t she?

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, the book is a bit polemic, but she’s very passionate.

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by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

she sounds like just about every poster on CGB then

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

HA

Honestly I doubt there are many liberal interventionists around these parts.

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by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

it was the polemic part I was referring to.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh the delicious irony.

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by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

oh the irony of your comment about my comment being ironic. ;-)

by the way, the whole “ironic” retort to a commentators post on blogs is the new “cool”

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Took me a second, but I lol’d.

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

please atoms, thanks!

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by CruzinBears on Feb 21, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Magneto, magnetism, irony, iron, magnets.

I think. I could be completely wrong.

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

magneto, metal, cs_militia

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Metallurgy, Hearst Mining, GO BEARS!

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Rock on!

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by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

which one was militia? the one with a big tunnel?

by the federer express on Feb 21, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

n/m, looked it up: the house/roof one with the underground tunnel. I liked that map!

by the federer express on Feb 21, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

me too! :) :) CGB cs clan.

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t palyed in forever. let’s do it

by the federer express on Feb 21, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if I still even have CS.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

NOT EXPENSIVE ON STEAM YAY LET’S DO IT!

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, Steam is nice for content distribution, for sure.

by the federer express on Feb 21, 2012 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

cs and source $30 together

1.6 $10
source $20

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

there are often sales too.

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop talking about my pole!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like what you said on your wedding night

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s American Experience? What channel is it on?

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

PBS I think

They were promoting it after Downton

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, I see. I wonder if it’s online.

Downton is a PBS show?

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Originally from the UK, but PBS is showing it.

by puresilence on Feb 21, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Who’da thunk… FiatLux knows / is watching the PBS show on the Clinton presidency. Atams doesn’t know what it is.

The lights just dimmed in Vegas as the oddsmakers take a beating!

;-)

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha, I don’t have a TV, remember? There’s a relatively obscure TV show, and I haven’t heard of it, how surprising! :-P

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t have a TV, remember?

I’m so confused

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t have one either! ATOMS, WE’RE ON THE SAME TEAM!

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Not for much longer, hopefully!

As soon as I get my tax refund….

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I owe money to the government. Sooooo depressing.

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

:(

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Self employed?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh no. I think I didn’t have enough withheld from my paycheck.

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

scootie admonished me for this earlier. WHO IS LAUGHING NOW, SCOOTIE?

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

MUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUUUUU

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s actually better than loaning the money for free to the government for the year… but that’s only if you have the cash on hand to pay.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I personally prefer to withhold from a financial planning perspective

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

like a savings account

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes. And it pays the exact same interest rate as a savings account (ie zero)

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Withholding is good, but there’s no use withholding more than you need to. The goal should be to break even, not to get a big refund.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

This

You don’t earn any interest.

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by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Right, just saying err on the side of caution so you don’t end up like Mr F

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

The worst thing anybody could do is to end up like me.

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

The worst thing anybody could do is to end up like me. go to stanfurd.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

You seem perfectly charming to me… other than your behavior at baseball games.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I forgot to get a scorecard and I really felt like knitting =/.

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Be an American. CHARGE IT!!!

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw an ad for it in the newspaper!!

by the federer express on Feb 21, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

It is NOT an obscure show, relatively or otherwise. I assume at one point in your life in the last ten years you’ve owned a TV… Do I need to get Jules in here to explain this to you.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of Bill and Hillary...

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

only watched a bit of it. gonna find it somewhere to watch the whole thing.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

wuts going on here

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 8:53 AM PST reply actions  

Don’t destroy it, sell it for whatever he can get.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought KA stood for KitchenAid…I want a stand mixer!

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I got one about a year ago. Soooooo nice.

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Envious. Do you use it a lot?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Fairly often. I love cookies, so I use it when I make cookies.

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Share a recipe!

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I mostly just make chocolate chip cookies…

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

SHARE A COOKIE!

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Shipping to Ohio is sooooooo expensive!

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

pony food prices really have shot up…

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

You should branch out a bit, my daughter made pistachio and chocolate shavings biscotti this weekend, and they are fantastic. Yum.

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by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I branch out occasionally. But I just really really really really love chocolate chip cookies.

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup, especially still warm.

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by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Me too. And I also love a good snickerdoodle.

by Scootie on Feb 21, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmmmm

CGB cookie exchange time?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooooh, I will sign up to receive some! :)

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a great recipe for chocolate espresso cookies!

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 21, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I would be willing to ship cookies to Ohio if you ship cookies back…

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Before or after I ate them?

I kid, I kid. YES! Let’s do it! The Dooce Community does this, and I’ve never participated, but perhaps I will with CGB. Hmmm separate fan post tomorrow for anyone who’s interested to sign up, and then we’ll pair up or something?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

What is a…. Dooce Community?

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah that’s my other online community…Twist seems to want to join, but is too shy.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you attend a…. Dooce University?

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

1 and two

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahhhhhh.

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Pair up? What is this? A bar in NY at 4am?

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by golden oso on Feb 21, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Just trying to find love in a hopeless place.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that a This American Life reference?

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by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

DING! DING! DING! We have a winner!

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by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a good segment :) Rumspringa!

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by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Separate fanpost?

This sounds like great DBD fodder

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:49 AM PST up reply actions  

you could have brought them to a baseball game. those are the kinds of home crafts i like people seeing share at a baseball game

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 7:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Also great for kneading dough to make sourdough bread.

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Feb 21, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

TMI

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by CalBandGreat on Feb 21, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

This one is right on the money.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

This. So, so this.

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

That was amusing, sec119.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 9:14 AM PST reply actions  

I agree with this.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s sec119sanity! Catch the fever!!!

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by sec119 on Feb 21, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

how the heck was it ok after splatting against the glass?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a monkey

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by CalBandGreat on Feb 21, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Jackal! It’s a jackal! Jackal!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a preview of March 4th, when we invade Maples.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

hurray, done w/ the comments. so far.

by the federer express on Feb 21, 2012 9:33 AM PST reply actions  

you get an “exceeds expectations” on the z-component of your CGB performance review!

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm mad right now...

Not only did Colorado sell-out their White-Out game, they’re sending 50 students to Pac-12.

Sunday’s game against Cal is SOLD OUT! The men’s basketball team is asking all fans in attendance to wear white in an effort to WHITEOUT the Coors Events Center.
To help bring the atmosphere of the Coors Events Center to both the Staples Center and the Galen Center, 50 of the most loyal CU Basketball student season ticket holders (according to the Student Loyalty Program) will be joining Coach Boyle & Coach Lappe in Los Angeles to cheer on the CU men’s and women’s basketball teams from March 7-10! CU Athletics will be providing flight, hotel, and tickets to both the Men’s and Women’s tournament games!

by JABear on Feb 21, 2012 9:36 AM PST reply actions  

Man, that is awesome. Good for Colorado.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

mainly referring to the Pac 12 Championships part.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

what show is thish from?

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Role Models (movie)

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

GREAT MOVIE!!! Seriously, this movie is frickin’ hilarious…

“I’m not here to service you, I’m here to service these young boys…”

“Me and the judge have a special relationship… I don’t wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs. "

Well, well, well. If it isn’t Mr. Bullshit and Dr. I’m-full-of-shit?
In what way are we full of shit?
Which one of us has the Ph.D?

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank you for explaining. This bugged me too.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a line from the movie, but np

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

So… it’s large.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea what you’re trying to say.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m just saying that it’s silly and pretentious for them to have named their sizes what they did.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

It originated in Seattle, so I figure that goes without saying.

by puresilence on Feb 21, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a way to differentiate themselves from other coffee chains and it kinda works…

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah because their coffee sure as hell doesn’t!

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

it does! Burnt vs. non-Burnt

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I like that it’s a non-ghetto chain that’s everywhere.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

what do you have against de’j’shawnda’s house o’ joe?

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Craigslist transactors won’t meet me there because they think I’ll rob them!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

And it’s consistent! A latte in SF tastes the same as a latte in Miami

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

international love?

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

You get a latte in New York City (don’t wanna sleep)
Mocha in Los Angeles (so effing sweet)
Frappacinos in Miami (I got brain freeze)

Woah oh oh ohhhh, it’s Starbucks everywhere

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

horrible here, horrible there?

by the federer express on Feb 21, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

eh, I’d say dependable, but not great.

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by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

My understanding as a former coffee slavebarista is that Starbucks started with two sizes, short (8oz) and tall (12oz). In response to customer request, they added a larger size and called it grande (16oz). They then added the venti size (20oz) and have now added the cold Trenta size (32oz).

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, I have my ventingsthoughts about customers on my blog. Maybe they’ll help…

Part one is here.

Part two is here.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Not enough sartorial discussion on your blog!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

What product do you use in your hair?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Funny enough, I’m not currently using Murrays…

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t understand your comment.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I looked at your blog. I saw in your “About me” section a photo of you. You had your hair styled with some sort of product, so I was asking about that.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, you kinda look like a glasses-less Stephan Merchant

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I had no idea who that was, but after googling, I kinda see it. And in that pic, it was definitely Murrays.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s a little younger than I imagined.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, mostly people underestimate my age by about 5 years, as I look younger than I am. I graduated HS in 1999.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, you definitely look younger than that..

by the federer express on Feb 21, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, so you are decently older than I am! Makes sense!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Woo, Class of ’99! When did you graduate from Cal?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Never went…my secret shame. My dad did, c/o 71. I went to a small liberal arts school in south FL.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I did graduate college in 2003 though.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

SE Florida Atlantic Technical Dentistry A&M wasn’t it?

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

So close. Palm Beach Atlantic University actually.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, you live in Alabama, don’t you. I was going to ask why South FL, but if you live down there already it makes sense. No worries, you don’t have to be a Cal grad to be a Cal fan :)

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

zed

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

DIDN’T YOU READ HIS ABOUT ME!?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Born and first 6 years in OR, then moved to Santa Rosa for 6 years and cemented my Cal fandom, then moved to Central FL for HS and then onto SoFL for college.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

We’re the same age!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Given that he lives in Alabama, hes liek 1/5th the size I anticipated

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

No worries, everyone here either thinks I’m gay or from California bc of how I look.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Do they ever think both?

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

For some reason, no. It’s like those things are mutually exclusive to them. Which means they’ve clearly never left the state or if they have, not ventured west of the Mississippi river.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s like that guessing game- gay or European!?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I played hipster or european

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I was once in a sports bar at like 1 AM in a Southern city. I ordered a salad with my favorite dressing (Goddess dressing, not Green Goddess, just Goddess) and the waitress said, in her drawl, “If it weren’t for your wedding ring, I woulda thought you were gay.”

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, reading this, I kind of thought the same thing. Who orders a salad with “Goddess” dressing (whatever that is) at a spots bar at 1am? I mean, besides Twist?

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, I had questioned whether one of my friends should order a club sandwich as the bread might have too many carbs

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

too many carbs

No such thing in the south.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

On Sunday, my buddy (who is on a crash diet for the wedding we’re both attending in three weeks) started to heat up a Samosa.

I took it from him, yelled at him for eating junk, and hid it in the freezer.

Now that I think about it, it may still be there.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

You should have sent it to me.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Frozen food stays good for a whlie, right?

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Totes!

Send it on over! I live at the intersection of Corn and Dairy…

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll just send them to Calumbus Bears’ office at Dewey, Screwem, and Howe

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Our Russian Chauffeur is Pikov Andropov…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

That one’s my favorite :)

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by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Cheatum

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Joke has been updated!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Tom’s Beard Cleaner has been Emile Initself…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Wardrobe Assistant has been Joaquin Closet

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

You shoulda told her your husband gave you that ring, thank you very much.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Shoulda said,

“If it weren’t for your giant rolls of fat, I woulda thought you were thin…”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Wow, that’s meaner than anything I could come up with.

Well done

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I mean, I’m assuming she’s fat.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Its the South, aint it

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s Goddess dressing?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Tahini and lemon

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Oooh sounds good.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Should’ve called it Dude Ambrosia

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by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

In the South, it’s apparently gay salad dressing

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by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought that was barbeque sauce

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

No, that’s ketchup.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

FS is from Texas. He doesn’t know the difference

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

lololol I love how my bad attempt at trolling texas fans is now a meme

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Their reactions made it hilarious!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

and even with the wedding ring I would have probably just thought you lived in Vermont or Hawaii…

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe you should stop wearing assless leather chaps to the bank?

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Dang it. But they’re so comfy.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Watchout unclesam!
Twistian Nathaniel Hook | February 21, 2012 at 1:50 pm
I like turtles.

He’s in your blog!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Let the trolling begin…

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm a big fan of American Crew's pomade

It takes me a while to style, but when I’m done, I have a really solid side part

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, that is one of my other faves. They generally make great stuff.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

lol those were a fun read

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

lol those were a fun reads

It’s Monday.

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

i do not understand your comment?

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I was correcting your grammar! Normally, I wouldn’t care that much, but it’s Monday and I’m a little grumpy.

Oh wait, it’s Tuesday. I didn’t have work yesterday so I was confused.

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

haha yeah it was the Monday part i didn’t get.

also, could they be considered 2 parts of the same read since they were about the same topic?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

They could be, collectively, a fun read, could they not?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s what i said!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I’M SORRY IT’S MONDAY!!!!

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Being mean only gets you a decaf drink…

Well that would suck…

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

2. Sunglasses in the Store – Look, you aren’t famous. I know this. You know this. I know this because you are in my Starbucks and famous people do not find their way to an obscure corner of Homewood, AL to order lattes. You know this because you know that you are not famous. So because we’ve established that the paparazzi are not stalking you and I highly doubt you are either in the witness protection program or on the run from the law, you can take off your freaking sunglasses when you walk inside. Number one, you might actually be able to see the menu to order correctly, and number two, you won’t look like a huge moron. So just leave the glasses on your head or in the car. I promise your sensitive eyes will survive.

How am I supposed to look cool at Starbucks if you make me take my Ray Bans off?!?!?!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Put them on your head? The front of your shirt?

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Not cool enough!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Hire a sunglass wearer to stand next to you wearing sunglasses

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you need a new job?!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll look great standing next to you wearing your glasses!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Bring your own sunglasses!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Then, Im just a doosh wearing my own sunglasses indoors!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

But you’re not the only one!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Not according to Melissa Etheridge.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Too much work, not enough payout for this reference

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Guess you’re not coming to my window, then.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

You need clear/smoke lenses to look fly sporting sunglasses inside

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

or switch out your sunglasses for hipster-lensless glasses.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

gross gross gross

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I miss these guys :(

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

So?

Buy a new pair.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

They stopped making them in size 55!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s the smallest size for sunglasses that they carry!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m surprised they can carry it at all, fatty.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

These insults don’t even make sense!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Your face doesn’t make sense!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That hurts

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

My eyes hurt

No really, my eyes are really dry today.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

You could try crying. That usually helps.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Think about receiving a B+ in a class

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I think she should try for tears of sadness

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

think about having to bathe

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Think about living in Ohio.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

So?

Make new invisible friends who wear sunglasses.

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

So?

Make new invisible friends who will buy you a new pair.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

So?

Surely there is a knock-off version somewhere.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, Twist!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I stopped buying name brand sunglasses after losing/ breaking a few expensive pairs. Now I just find a cheap style I like and go with that.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I tie a bandana over my eyes, holmes

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

q: what did one casa say to the other?
a: what’s up, homes.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

An Indian guy approached a girl in a bar. She liked him but refused to date him because he did not have a fancy job and was not rich.

The next day he won 100 million in a lottery.

She could have had it aaall, rolling with Mandeep

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Groan

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I laughed. I’m definitely not an Adele hater like many of you are..

by the federer express on Feb 21, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I had no idea it was an Adele reference.

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

But that has nothing to do with the appreciation of the punchline!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

i am so happy with this subthread! yesssss

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is Oui We posting from your screenname, boomtho?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

q: what kind of cheese isn’t yours?
a: nacho cheese

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

q: What’s blue and smells like red paint?
a: Blue paint.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

TAKE OFF THAT RED PAINT

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

A woman walks up to a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

q: what’s brown and sticky?
a: a stick

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Q: What do you a call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A: A stick

by the federer express on Feb 21, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks “why the long face?”.

The horse replies “My wife is dying of terminal cancer.”

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not funny. My horse has cancer!

KEEP CALM
AND
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not a horse!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS is a horse!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Hello, yes this is HO?

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

No, Spazzy, when they’re dead, they’re just hookers.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

q: Does Sean Connery like herbs in his food?
a: partially

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I dont get it

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Read the joke out loud with a Sean Connery voice

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHHAHA

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

sorry, still dont get it

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

partially = parsh-ley = parsley

Thanks, atoms.

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

ahh, I see

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

what’s brown and rhymes with snoop?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Dr Dre

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

How did Darth Vader know what the Emperor got him for his birthday?

He felt his presents

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

i couldn’t figure out why the baseball seemed to be growing larger.
then it hit me.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I changed my iPod name to "Titanic"

It’s syncing now

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

The girl said she met me at the vegetarian club

But I’d never met herbivore!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I like this one.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Knock knock

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

…who’s there?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

KGB who?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop cutting in on my jokes!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

To

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

…be or not to be?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Have people just forgotten how to do knock knock jokes?

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

To who?

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

“To whom!”

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

To whom?

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Rick, in the neck in the neck in the neck

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I tie a banana over my eyes

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

i had an onion tied to my belt which was the style at the time.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

What a nice bulb you’ve got there…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I got my first pair of expensive sunglasses as a gift and take great care of them. They feel SO much better.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

If only you applied the same logic to headphones…

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Let’s see, in my experience of good headphones, I’ve broken them, even when I take great care of them.

Whereas I don’t with sunglasses.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

what headphones have you had? koss, sennheiser, or something a little more upscale?

by the federer express on Feb 21, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

if you say Skullcandy…..

by the federer express on Feb 21, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Shure

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a pair of Shure 2EC’s I think…love them.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice sound, but they broke too quickly!

Meanwhile, my first set of classic Ray Ban aviators lasted me three years before I finally managed to lose them.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think you’re using the adjective “good” correctly in that sentence.

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, they weren’t $5,000 ultra-sonic headphones with a 5 lb headphone amp on them, so you’re right!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I win!

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope it was worth it.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing Pyrrhic about that victory.

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

i don’t see what’s wrong about being realistic in your ability to actually keep stuff working.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno!

Plus, good headphones add very little aesthetic appeal and we all know how full of myself I am.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

You just need to look for the cooler looking headphones that perform very well.

by puresilence on Feb 21, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Please recommend headphones to pair with charcoal suit thx

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

$70 Klipsch ones have a discreet black cord

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m afraid the phone style really clashes with my tie though

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

What is this, a yelp review?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

They’re going IPO soon!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m just fascinated that, of all things, Rishi can’t keep headphones from breaking. I’m a clumsy person and I’ve never had a problem keeping decent pairs of headphones in good condition. $15-30 headphones have died or broken on me, but my Etymotics, which I carry with me often, have never given me any problems ever (knock on wood).

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Wire frays, speakers blow, etc.

I listen to a TON of music.

Somehow, the Apple headphones have not yet broken, in spite of going to the gym and everywhere else

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Chinese made stuff are durable.
WAIT WHAT?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Too bad the workers in Foxconn aren’t nearly as durable :(

#goingtohell

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they should wrap them in plastic.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Given your love for everything British, shouldn’t you listen to a kilogram of music instead of a ton?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

a stone

KEEP CALM
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

A metric ton!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

A tonne!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

There is a serious issue that your eyes need protection from the Sun and cheap ones don’t do that. Surely we must have a optometrist on here? And, stopping calling you Shirley!

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Hi, optometrist here

The cooler looking the pair of sunglasses, the better they protect your eyes from damaging ultraviolet rays

-Dr. Rishi

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Dr. Rishi,

I have this friend who has a growth down there. Should I be concerned? I mean, my friend.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d recommend a pair of wayfarers!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Header

I do have a pair of BlueBlockers that I wear a lot.

Look like these except in electric blue

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Although I do have black shades, tortoise shell, and brown as my outfit dictates.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

As it should be!

For my douchey summer partying moments, I like the blue.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Dr. Rishi, can I have waht you prescribed to Michael Jackson?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

An all soybean and estrogen diet it is!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Tres Noir

I have several pairs of these glasses (I think Atoms may also) that i love. They are hand made here in California. U S A!!! U S A!!!

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you a pirate?

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea what this means

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Me neither.

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw an anchor, made word association, posted without thinking.

Just another day in the life of Rishi

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Mine are similar, but I don’t think they’re exactly the same. I’m still using them and I haven’t broken or lost them yet, though! So, that’s progress. :)

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

but are they the same company? They look very fetching on you.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I checked btw, and mine are by Jen.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

/facepalm

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, Trenta means 30.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

So you get one ounce free. What are you complaining about?

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m complaining about the stupidity of the name, obviously.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I never said it made any sense.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Trenta is actually 31 oz

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, barista fail on my part…though it has been a while.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

31 flavors would be better!!! ICE CREAMMMMMM! Sorry, I’m a little loopy today…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Stop brewing meth in your kitchen.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

bathroom has much better ventilation?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

omfg i almost spit out my coffee, thanks TBB.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

:D

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Your coffee is so bad that not even you can stand it?

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

small? was actually sbux coffee.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Weren’t you just dissing on SBUX like ten minutes ago?

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s all they sell at work. i really don’t like it =/

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

i always have coffee at home, was just dragging a bit today.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Buy nespresso machine

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

no i love my stovetop perk.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Then why don’t you go marry it?

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

cus no-one can pin me down!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

We’ll see after your marriage proposal trip to seattle

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

dude, i’m not taking the perk on that trip, don’t be ridiculous.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

The perk will stlil show up. Just watch.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, Paul Rudd.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

If they wanted to name the sizes for the number of ounces in Italian, like dodici, sedici, venti, then at least that would be consistent. Short, medium, tall would have made sense. Pequeño, medio, grande would have made sense for Spanish.

But using Tall to mean Small, Large (in Spanish) for Medium, and 20 in Italian for Large is just stupid.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it was all just add ons as they went and not a thought out process…obviously.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

You really need to learn the same lessons that Paul Rudd’s character does in the movie

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

What are those lessons?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

So… I should mentor some Live Action Role Playing adolescents?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, that is exactly how Paul Rudd at the beginning of the movie would have reacted!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a funny scene, but fake, I’ve ordered a large coffee in Starbucks many times, no barrista has ever “corrected” me.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Your barristas weren’t perky enough :)

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a funny scene, but fake

It’s a movie. Of course it’s fake!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

a)its Cugel

b)I thoguht it was a documentary!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

No, I’m pretty sure it’s Paul Rudd.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Role Models

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I never once did this. And I would punch anyone that did.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Just to be clear, would you punch the person who orders in English or the person who corrects to ‘Starbuckian’?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

the person who corrects to ‘Starbuckian’

This one.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

This is why I love you. Blog also funny with just a hint of bitterness.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Why thank you. Mrs Unclesam calls it my “kicky wit”. Not sure what that means, but it works methinks.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel vindicated.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

same…I often get a small

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I intentionally order “small” “medium” and ‘large" just because, well, I’m me.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

You are you!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

i am yours, you are mine, you are what you are

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

merr.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Not as good as the ones prior, but still nice.

I enjoy Kobe picking #10.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

  1. in international soccer/football

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Number 10*, i mean.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

numero 10 is typically assigned to the playmaker, leader, stud in futball/soccer

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks.

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

why so pointy?

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 11:43 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Enables an end to be stuck into them.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s cold

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Successful troll is successful

Trollolololol

Davonte’ Neal didn’t show up for his own news conference Wednesday to announce his decision between Arizona, Notre Dame, Arkansas and North Carolina.

The nation’s eighth-ranked player from Chaparral High in Scottsdale, Ariz., left 600 at Kyrene de la Esperanza Elementary — his old school — in the lurch.

And, by the way, national signing day was three weeks ago. Yes, each year the excesses of recruiting and the behavior the hype inspires hit us squarely between the eyes.

There’s this from the Arizona Daily Star:

The issue, apparently, is a power struggle between Neal and his father, Luke. Luke Neal has been pro-Notre Dame in recent weeks, while Davonte has been leaning toward the UA.

Wildcats coach Rich Rodriguez made recruiting Neal a priority shortly after he was hired Nov. 21 as Mike Stoops’ permanent replacement. Rodriguez hired Charlie Ragle, Neal’s coach at Chaparral, as Arizona’s new liaison to in-state high schools. The Wildcats then signed two Chaparral players, linebacker Cody Ippolito and defensive end Dylan Cozens, with hopes Neal would follow.

The solution here is simple. Someone should ask Neal where he wants to go to school. Then Neal should send his letter of intent there. End of story.

This is Neal’s decision. Why? He’s the only one who’s going to college. He’s the only one living with the decision.

And, by the way, he’s the one who earned the free ride.

#doomgang

by Redonkulous Bear on Feb 21, 2012 10:21 AM PST reply actions  

they’ve done a study and the most successful teams touch each other them most (shut up, pervs)

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Andrew Luck agrees. That’s why he touches each teammate in a very special way before each game.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

link

They found that the more touching a team engaged in, the better they played. To be sure there weren’t extraneous variables affecting the results, the researchers controlled for player salary (to ensure that better, highly paid players weren’t just touching more), preseason expectation (to ensure that teams with high expectations weren’t simply more demonstrative) and early season performance (to ensure that better-playing teams weren’t touching more as a result of their success).

None of those factors explained the touch-success connection. Instead, touch was closely linked with more cooperative play, like passing the ball to another teammate instead of taking an ill-advised shot.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Whoo! Teamwork!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Why would someone do that to poor Harper Kamp???? :-/

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Took a few seconds to realize that the girl was below him. LOL

by Shadwhand on Feb 21, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

What does she have on her head?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like a mask or something to make her look like the scary thing on his monitor.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, its why he freaks out and gets out of the house. Because the scary ghost lady is going to rape his soul.

by Shadwhand on Feb 21, 2012 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

This feels staged but is still funny.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Feb 21, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

attn: ASTQ

chiefs sign dude with horrible first name

In an effort to improve their man-to-man coverage ability, the Kansas City Chiefs reached agreement with former Oakland Raiders cornerback Stanford Routt, the team announced Monday.

Routt will receive $6.5 million in guarantees and will make $11 million this season as part of a three-year deal, a source said. The Raiders released him after the season from a three-year, $31.5 million deal that paid him $10 million in 2011

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 10:40 AM PST reply actions  

I think he reported this on the weekend DBD. He seemed excited

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

there are a few lines i won’t cross and weekend dbd’ing is one of them!!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

come on…you try it…you know you want to. Just a little?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re a DBD purist!

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

until he sees how shitty stanfurd is.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 11:45 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm stoked!

Although I think Brandon Carr is a tad better (and two years younger), it’s just too risky to wait till Free Agency starts. Rumor is he wants big time money. We already have Eric Berry at around $10 mill/year and Flowers around $10 mill/year, so getting Routt as a discount sounds good to me.

Plus we get to Tag Dwayne Bowe now so you Niners fans can stop dreaming!

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Feb 21, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Who posted the image showing that California was one of the best states in science literacy?

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 10:48 AM PST reply actions  

I can’t remember who, but here it is.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Many thanks.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s surprising…

by puresilence on Feb 21, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

me!

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 11:48 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Archer

Was the last episode the sickest one so far? Thoughts?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 10:57 AM PST reply actions  

Solid episode, but I didn’t love it. Far too closed room for my tastes.

by puresilence on Feb 21, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Funny bit

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

YES!

…ELEGANT dinner party for all the most ELEGANT people in New York!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

We got drunk and laughed a lot. FUNNY

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Mardi Gras

So is anyone having pancakes or king cake today?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 11:17 AM PST reply actions  

Has anyone had a king cake? It looks awfully sweet.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Sweet like awesome, or sweet like lots of sugar?

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Lots of sugar and frosting!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

in other words a cake ;-)

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha, true

I guess it’s just my preference. I prefer cakes and desserts with less sugar. Heck, give me a pound cake and I’d be happy with toppings of fresh strawberries over any sweet gooey stuff

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Not the way they make them in SE Louisiana. More like diabetes in convenient cake format.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Paula Deen special normal

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Extremely sweet.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Celebrated Mardi Gras on Saturday. Have cool Mardi Gras masks as memorabilia.

Sadly, no beads :(

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

…you gave them all to parading drunk chicks to get them to flash their breasts at you?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I really want to make the trip to NO one of these years

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

you do it once, my man. 1 million people crammed into 6 square blocks isn’t as fun as you’d think.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

But whatever!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s why you go up St Charles and watch from the neutral ground.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

To me me the best place to watch is Lee Circle.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure that would work too. You could hit up the people in the retirement home for some pain meds.

I’ve not been there for full on Mardi Gras, just the Thursday night before (tail end Krewe was Muses) – we were up near the Columns and were able to go and have a drink afterwards while the crowd cleared. Not too shabby.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Their meds are too weak.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

They must be the poors then.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I lived there… while just about any time is a better time to “experience” New Orleans than Mardi Gras, it is a bucket list sort of event. And if you REALLY want to experience, go to Carnival in Rio or for a “truer” experience go to Salvador de Bahia (spoken like a true travel / life experience snob).

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

YOU’VE BEEN TO SALVADOR DE BAHIA BUT NOT PERU?!?!?!?!

WHAT KIND OF SWINE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

you know how to do it… oh, so tempted.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m thinking the altitude would do you in. You seem like a sea level kind fo guy. An afternoon of hiking in the Andes would finish you off.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

In all honesty...

this isn’t really worth seeing in person

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

how bizarre..

the last picture was supposed to be this

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

you just trolled yourself!

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Did I? Or did I just prove the topography was too knarly for you?

I’d bet you’d go if Redonk photoshopped an African dictator into one of those ruins!!!

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s wrong with South American dictators? They need love too.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

true and it would give you an opportunity to broaden your dictator collection

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that Machu Picchu?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, fiatlux is scared to go there

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

This thread is comedy gold.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I get none of it

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Carnival in Rio is also on that list!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

You know that dudes normally buy the beads, right?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, damnit, why does no one tell me these things?!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

At least your nips got to breathe and possibly get some crucial vitamin D from sunlight

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Juan Mata knocks it in from a Cannavaro misplay in the 27th minute for Chelsea.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 12:13 PM PST reply actions  

Napoli scores in the 38th minute to tie it up.

by puresilence on Feb 21, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

DAMMIT

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

1 - 1

Napoli equalized.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

2-1 Napoli

Cavani.

What did I tell ya…the three headed monster of Cavani, Lavezzi, and Hamsik are SCARY

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah… I’m shaking my head at AVB

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Lavezziscores again in the 65th minute. The EPL teams are basically out of the CL at this point…

by puresilence on Feb 21, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL ESPN Gamecast
So no action tonight for Fernando Torres. But Chelsea do need a goal after all.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s a good trio.

i’d like to see hamsik at united…but won’t happen.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone watch Raising Hope?

And notice that the character Jimmy frequently wears a Cal shirt that looks like this one?

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 12:25 PM PST reply actions  

UMM

you DO know that the whole series is set in Berkeley, right?

no bear, no care

by EchoOfSilence on Feb 21, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Clearly I’m an idiot.

I just started watching it on Netflix last weekend, so no, I had no idea. They never reference it. Or if they do, I missed it.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it is hilarious. Plowed through like 15 episodes in the past 4 days.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Community returns March 15

link

NBC has given a March 15 return date for “Community” and also announced premieres for “Bent,” “Best Friends Forever” and “Betty White’s Off Their Rockers.”

by puresilence on Feb 21, 2012 12:39 PM PST reply actions  

YAY

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

OH, HELL YEAH!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Finally!

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting article on race in sports

Starts with, but goes beyong Linsanity

Perhaps the worst part of this strain of more practiced and subtle racism is that it goes back so many decades, and seems to have died down … well, not at all. George Will was one of the first people to make me truly aware of it when he spoke in Ken Burns’ 1994 “Baseball” documentary about the perceptions of Willie Mays in the 1950s.

Willie Mays was not the first black ballplayer, but he had his own barrier to break through — a kind of gentle, good-natured racism, but racism nonetheless. If you remember when he came up, people would say, “Oh, what an instinctive ballplayer he is. What a natural ballplayer he is. What childlike enthusiasm he has!” Well, thirty years on, we can hear with our better-trained ears, the racism in that. [Was Mays] wonderfully gifted? Yes. Great natural ballplayer? Yes. But nobody — nobody — got to the major leagues on natural gifts without an awful lot of refining work.

[Mays] was an instinctive ballplayer, but he was also a tremendously smart ballplayer. As a rookie, he’d get to second base, watch two batters go up to the plate, and he’d go back to the dugout, having stolen the signs and decoded the sequence. He’d know the indicator signs from the other signs. Natural ballplayer? Sure. Hardest-working ballplayer you ever saw.

More than 60 years after Mays broke into the big leagues, can we still hear it with our better-trained ears? Did we really ever?

Go ask Cam Newton, who underwent a baseless character assassination before the 2011 NFL draft at the hands of several analysts. Go ask Ichiro Suzuki, who’s been the target of a not-so subtle Seattle media lynch mob for years because he doesn’t make more of an effort to speak English and connect with certain local writers and radio guys. Or, at least that’s what certain local writers and radio guys say, by way of excuse, when they call Suzuki a selfish, “me-first” player who needs to walk more and should hit wherever the heck the manager tells him to. Who does he think he is, anyway?

In cases like these, it’s generally good to assume that what people say, and what they actually mean, are very different things.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 12:50 PM PST reply actions  

because he doesn’t make more of an effort to speak English

This is not racist at all. This is a perfectly understandable reaction. Living in a foreign country and not making the effort to learn the predominant language of that country is rude. Honestly if an American does this we’re called ugly Americans.

I learned frickin’ Chichewa for god’s sakes… ;-)

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly. Nobody says you have to be great at your adopted language, but you should try!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

racist

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m not sure I buy the argument that the Ichiro complaints are racially based. The dude keeps slapping singles when by most accounts he has the ability to hit home runs. That seems selfish and hurts the team.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

racist

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m wondering why he doesn’t just try the American-in-foreign-country tactic and just talk much, much louder in Japanese.

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be highly entertaining.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

“DONDE….DIRECCIONE….ES…THE….TRAIN….ESTAZIONE!!!!!!! !! ! ! ! !! ?”

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

The missus and I were in Florence in some total tourist trap restaurant at a table next to an older British couple and their daugher who was maybe 20… the daughter was studying a phrase book and tried to order a coffee in Italian but was crippled by embarrassment. Her father simply said, “I… want… coffee…. with milk. MILK. MIL-KUH”

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

so…uh…..
was she hot?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

No.

Also, did I mention we were on our honeymoon? The only instance of me obviously checking someone out was when there was a woman walking in front of us wearing an essentially translucent white silk dress and even the missus had to concede it was hilarious.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear he actually speaks good English. not sure why he and his handlers don’t think it’s necessary for him to speak English in public. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtImIqR5neU

by the federer express on Feb 21, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he’s just really private and hates having to make bullshit small talk with reporters?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

he should get a job as an accountant. Or not take any endorsement money.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Or lend his image to goods he endorses but refuse do to things he is uncomfortable with?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

So no Summer’s Eve commercial

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Then you’re arguing that talking to reporters is part of the job of being famous baseball player. He would seem not to agree with you.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

he did the same in japan anyways.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I am arguing part of being a gracious visitor or temporary resident in a foreign country is learning the main language the people in that country speak.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, does being a famous baseball player mean being a gracious visitor?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

depends, does he take off his shoes when he comes into your house?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

i hate it when my white friends don’t when they come over. it’s like dude…

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

RACIS

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Californians are usually pretty good about it, though.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Being a person does.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you see the Bob Costas interview? He seems to speak English just fine.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

No. Then that makes the whole bloody premise wrong.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Right. My point was that it doesn’t matter whether he chats with reporters or speaks good English or not, criticizing how he plays baseball is not necessarily a racial thing.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, I posted the youtube video of him telling a joke complete with an obscenity! speaks English just fine

by the federer express on Feb 21, 2012 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The world is full of ex-patriots who don’t speak the local language. I was one of them for 6 years, aside from a token amount of Dutch. If one is not there specifically to interact with the locals – which you were in Africa – it’s not the end of the of the world.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

You sound like a lot of the charming Brits I ran into in Africa, Southeast Asia, etc…

If one is not there specifically to interact with the locals – which you were in Africa – it’s not the end of the of the world.

the threshold isn’t whether or not it’s the end of the world. No one says you have to be fluent. I’m surprised this is so hard to grasp.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not a question of whether it’s hard to grasp. I understand your point, but you aren’t the global arbiter of how to behave.

My specific experience in Holland was that even if you tried to speak Dutch to the local kids, they weren’t interested in interacting with foreigners. The adults appreciated an effort at token Dutch, but in my day to day life, it really wasn’t necessary.

I’ve heard similar stories about locals being put off even if you try and speak the language from people who were expats in Asia.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm… My two cents, speaking french in Paris was sometimes appreciated, sometimes necessary, and sometimes strongly discouraged.

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by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

As a tourist, sure. Even as a resident. My point solely is that it doesn’t have to necessary on a day to day basis, but fiat doesn’t agree with that.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you’re finding examples to justify your behavior. Not learning the language of the place you are living is all kinds of wrong. I am not sure why you insist, on this topic, of using straw man veiled insults such “You are not the global arbiter of how to behave.” I never said i was. I am pretty sure, however, you are in the minority on this.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

If you thought the insult was veiled, I must have been doing it wrong ;)

This is not a question of finding examples to justify my behavior – I’m relaying my experience, nothing more, nothing less.

No matter how many times you make a normative statement:

Not learning the language of the place you are living is all kinds of wrong.

That doesn’t mean it is in fact universally true.

I’m not advocating that no-one ever learn a foreign language ever. What I am saying is that in fact there are many ex-patriot communities whose members do not spend their lives speaking the local language or being fully engaged in the local culture, and that there are plenty of perfectly valid reasons for doing that: education, religion, cultural commonality, ease of daily life. It does not always make sense to fully engage in a locality when you know you aren’t going to be there for more than a defined period of time.

Does that mean that I don’t roll my eyes at people, like the pasty old Brits who live in Santa Monica for 30 plus years but still use “home” to refer to whatever crappy southern English town they come from? Of course I roll my eyes at that.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard similar stories about locals being put off even if you try and speak the language from people who were expats in Asia.

That doesn’t sound like “your” experience. And I have little doubt those expats used that as a justification for not learning the language because it “put off” the locals.. I mean, not my fault I didn’t learn the language, if only the locals had been nicer about it…

I will actually give you that The Netherlands is a special case because they tend to speak proper broadcasting English (American) better than we do.

Learning the local language never hurts. It is almost always appreciated that you at least made the attempt.

We simply disagree on this.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I will actually give you that The Netherlands is a special case

Nice of you to concede that the circumstances for the under-11 set might be different, even if only in one country.

And since I hold a grudge:

You sound like a lot of the charming Brits I ran into in Africa, Southeast Asia, etc…

You haven’t got a clue what you’re on about.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

You haven’t got a clue what you’re on about.

really?

You can tell this is someone whose career I have followed closely.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 7:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh for pete’s sake. You lumped me in with a class of British ex-pats in a way that was supposed to be distinctly unflattering. Since you don’t know me, I feel perfectly comfortable saying that assessment shows that you don’t know what you’re talking about.

Going back to Ichiro as a selective quote that was no longer part of the flow is exactly the sort of penny-ante nitpicking that you seem to like to put forth as an argument. I really ought to know better than to even engage, but you’re not the only argumentative person who hates to be told he’s wrong on this pointless slapfight.

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by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I really ought to know better than to even engage

I completely disagree! And can say this having formed deep bonds of kinship with you via drunken tweets and WWF games!!!

So. There.

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by Kodiak on Feb 22, 2012 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I was completely sober! You can’t prove anything!

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by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

You were?

This changes everything.

I mean, of course! I was sober, too! Mostly!

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by Kodiak on Feb 22, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

BALD-OFF!!! IT’S A BALD OFF!!!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t try and pretend you’re not dazzled, even if it’s just from the reflected sun.

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by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

puahahaha

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by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh for pete’s sake. Living in a country for 6 years and not learning the language of the natives is unflattering.

The point of the quote is you had no problem commenting on something about which you didn’t know all the details, so calling someone else out for doing the same thing is rather disingenuous.

Keep digging in your heels tho and try to explain how living in a country for 6 years and not learning the native language is a good thing.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

What if the native language is found to cause cancer?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

This isn’t even an argument anymore, it’s more of a dismiss-off.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, at least we’re clear that neither of us were in possession of the full details of the original story.

As for living in Holland for 6 years and only speaking enough Dutch for minor daily interactions… I was a child, my family never intended to stay in the country, educating me in the Dutch system would have been pointless. If you can’t understand that, because it doesn’t align to your overseas experience, then that’s not really my problem.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, if it makes you feel any better, my father spoke fluent Dutch because he managed a plant with a couple hundred employees and wanted to make sure he could talk to everyone who wasn’t a white collar type…. as well as a smattering of German and French for their satellite offices. He drew the line at Italian though, much as he enjoyed the site visits.

In other words, an appropriate degree of fluency for his daily life.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea what any of you guys are arguing over

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure we have either.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to be very dismissive of people who live places and don’t learn the language – however -

1. Cantonese is HARD. Plus a good portion of people in Hong Kong speak English. Especially those that you’d be dealing with as an expat. So I can understand being in HK and not learning Chinese.

2. There’s a good number of expats at my current company – the default language in our office is English, unless the meeting is attended by 100% Chinese speakers. Everyone needs to know English to work here. Chinese is not a requirement – in terms of general job baseline requirements (it is, required for 95% of the jobs though). My friend has lived here for 6 years, has a driver who understands english, has an entire team of people who work for him who speak, write and read english at a fluent or close to fluent level. As a senior executive, he doesn’t really have the time to sit in Chinese classes. He has learned enough transactional chinese (directions, taxi Chinese) but the way his life is structured, learning Chinese would be very very very hard.

by LeonPowe on Feb 22, 2012 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That was really what I was getting at, I guess. Not that there’s a blanket excuse, but there are sometimes valid reasons.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 23, 2012 7:06 AM PST up reply actions  

exactly… and has that ever stopped a DBD argument? you’re going to really cut down on your traffic if you enforce that impossible standard!

by fiatlux on Feb 23, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s as if he doesn’t want the page hits….

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by DC Trojan on Feb 23, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

WHy does Twist hate the band so much?

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by sec119 on Feb 23, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Groucho Marx syndrome.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 23, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

racist

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

racist

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

if you call someone a racist, does that make you racist too?

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he’s tried and struggles with it, and is embarrassed to insult Americans by speaking English badly. Maybe he had someone translate what the local press says about him, and decided that he didn’t see any point in talking to those racist assholes. (Hypothetical opinion, not mine). Or perhaps he just doesn’t give a shit because he’s only here for a short while and he doesn’t really need to speak English to get by.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

The columnist is saying it’s not about Ichiro not making an effort to speak English, it’s that reporters are using that as an excuse to criticize him, when the real issue is that they are racist against him. Which seems ludicrous.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t seem ridiculous to me. People in Seattle don’t even like Californians, and baseball doesn’t strike me as exactly the most progressive of sports.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, I’m sure it’s possible some people are racist against him, but Ichiro is a well-loved sports icon in Seattle, and without any actual, you know, evidence that these local writers have a racial axe to grind, it seems like a slanderous accusation to make.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps – but really, most local sportswriters seem like they should be trolled at every opportunity.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

your last sentence doesn’t help.

he’s been here for 10+ years. By now I would expect for him to speak the language.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

You can tell this is someone whose career I have followed closely.

I have to say I don’t really care if someone doesn’t speak English, I just don’t have much sympathy if they have trouble navigating life as a result. He’s probably able to delegate that sort of thing, so what’s the diff?

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

so what’s the diff

everything. it has little to do with his ability to navigate.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

What is Chichewa?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

a coding language, like C++

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would Google.com explain it to me?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s right there

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

All I see is a blank Google box with a blinking cursor

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Chichewa

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by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You continue to impress me! That is awesome

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you not seen LMGTFY yet? Rishi was using it a ton here last year.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Let me have this moment, Atoms. Let me have this moment!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly. And no, never saw it.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s great to use whenever Twist is being especially lazy.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I also used it a lot on you….

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m also pretty lazy.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

LZY OFF!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I give up, you win.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

No no – he knows English fine. He just doesn’t speak it – especially with reporters.

Every year before the all-star game he fires up the AL All Stars with a speech. Supposedly its the funniest thing in the world. He just pretends not to speak so he doesn’t need to speak to the media.

by LeonPowe on Feb 21, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

America should see the game video from the Knicks’ MSG network in which cameras focused on a homemade sign that showed Lin’s face above a fortune cookie with the words, "The Knicks Good Fortune.’’

This part seems overly sensitive to me. I doubt the fan meant any offense, and really what’s offensive about being called fortunate to be on your team?

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by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

fortune cookies aren’t chinese! they’re californian!

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I know this, but so what?

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by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

the fortune cookie is a lazy asian stereotype.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

rice is better

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Laundromats

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? What stereotype is that?

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

whoo! those lotto numbers are totally on the spot!

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

chinese are asian. chinese eat fortune cookies. chinese = fortune cookie.

‘cause generally, outside of the major cities, americans’ only contact with asians is the chinese restaurant.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m failing to see how being associated with a delicious pastry is offensive…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

HEY SPAZZY YOUR MOM CALLED

SHE SAYS YOU’RE A FRENCH CRULLER!

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

lol!

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by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

not so much offensive, at least to me, but it is a lazy stereotype that can conjure certain images depending on your pc level.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe, but the home-made sign by a fan was all about love for a player, one can be too PC about these things. Or in other words, context is important.

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by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

So, if meant with love, the expression can be taken with a grain of salt.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I think so….. but I’m not asian.

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by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

ftfy
So, if meant with love, the expression can be taken with a grain of salt MSG

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

racis!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

but the image was created by msg tv…and, at least in america, anything with a possible negative racial overtone is generally a no go on tv, so, it’s at least a sign of them not even thinking about it.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Well that is definitely true.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Srsly we should avoid these things when possible.

“GO PLAYER NUMBER 17” has a much better ring to it.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

GO PLAYER NUMBER ON 17!!! GO PLAYER NUMBER ON 17!!!

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

1!!

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

4

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

5

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

6OMBOBREAK

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

10

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

11 12 13 14 15 16

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

17

GO BEARS!

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by golden oso on Feb 21, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

GO PLAYER NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

23S A B****!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

fack that mucker!

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCKIN ADAM SANDLER HOW DARE HE SING ABOUT CHANUKAH

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Right there with you buddy.

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by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

i like how they play that song on the radio around christmas.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, jews killed my ancestors in egypt, adam sandler blows.

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think they taste very good.

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

racist

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeremy Lin isn’t chinese! he’s californian!

by LeonPowe on Feb 21, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

hey…he made korean tv last night…but it was more about taiwan/china going all crazy over him.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

his maternal grandmother is chinese-korean. surprised you haven’t seen that link around.

by LeonPowe on Feb 21, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

really? didn’t know. but then, basketball just isn’t something that pops up in korean media.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you see that Korean pop star who had those insane comments about black people? I think it was in response to someone talking about Lin (maybe Mayweather), but she went nuts!

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Feb 21, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah…she’s a song writer…not a star…but yeah…totally flipped.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

on mayweather.

but she’s an american writing songs in korea…

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh song writer? I read her series of Tweets. Pretty vicious stuff….

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Feb 21, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

totally went all crazy.

just a bit embarassing…

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

….yes, what’d she say?

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Feb 21, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Well then, I don’t regret not having a fucking clue who she was in the first place.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s this about a big dick?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Whales have em

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

What do you need to know?

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I find it hilarious that Twist asked that question and fiatlux is (presumably) in a position to answer.

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Had she just had the common sense to post this in Korean!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

◦ “한 독성 가족의 박멸은 정확하게이 세상에 필요한 건입니다.”
◦ “우리가 다른 인종과 흑인 노동자를 대체하고, 그들의 끝 결코 자선을 포기하지 않고 저장할 것이다 돈을 다 생각해.”
◦ “우리는 여기 안와 같은 걸 압니다.하지만, 흑인들은 함께 세계를 상상해보세요. 삶의 모든 측면에있는 모든 긴장이 크게 주위에 그것없이는 개선됩니다. 오직 그들을하지 않는다”고 말했다.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmm

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apology to all
Posted on February 19, 2012 by Jenny Hyun

Jenny Hyun has been admitted to a hospital today. She is a paranoid schizophrenic and has been battling mental illness, a debilitating disease for many years.
Friends and family of Jenny want to extend their sincere apology for any harmful statements made verbally or via the web that Jenny has made while she was in the height of a psyshosis episode. We appreciate your understanding during this difficult time for her.

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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 21, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

hmm block quote fail. in any case, all of it is a quote.

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 21, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s more likely that she’s just an idiot.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds like more of an american-style excuse.

usually in korea, they’d just say she needs a break and do any mental stuff quietly. no need to pubicize it.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought the “amputating a limb with gangrene” was the nastiest comment

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Feb 21, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the implication that slavery was an instance of “advancement through white people” was probably the worst one.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Talk about a race to the bottom.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

are we gonna get another “black korea” song?

and down in dallas…
http://newamericamedia.org/2012/02/black-korean-tensions-flare-in-dallas.php

SAN FRANCISCO –Dallas resident Thomas Park recently appeared on a local African American radio show to offer an apology. The 40-year-old Korean émigré had been involved in a December altercation with a customer at his gas station in a largely black Dallas neighborhood.

The fallout from that incident has since engulfed the two communities.

The dispute began when Jeffrey Muhammad, a leader in the local Nation of Islam chapter, requested that Park waive a $5 minimum for a debit card transaction. Park refused, at which point the two reportedly exchanged racial epithets.

Muhammad later launched a protest campaign called "Don’t Stop Don’t Shop" targeting Park. The protest has now entered its second month, drawing support from a local city council member, as well as members of the NAACP and the Nation of Islam. Organizers say they are determined to drive Park out of the neighborhood.

"I pay my taxes. I work hard to feed my family," Park later told the Dallas Morning News. "I’m not a racist. I’m just trying to follow the American Dream."

Doing so meant setting up shop in a traditionally African American neighborhood long besieged by joblessness and economic blight. It’s a pattern repeated by Korean American business owners across the country, from New York’s Flushing Meadows to Oakland and Los Angeles, where in 1992 riots erupted that have left an enduring scar on the Korean American psyche.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

We dont happen to have awesome phtoos of Koreans with rifles from those riots, do we/

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah…i’d like to know.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t seen anything in English – but its flying around weibo. (Chinese twitter)

by LeonPowe on Feb 21, 2012 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

so just rumors then…?

like kim jong eun being assassinated a week or two ago?

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Just seen it on weibo (Chinese twitter)

by LeonPowe on Feb 22, 2012 6:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Luckily, JL is also Californian…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Damnit, I didn’t read far enough.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Asians’ only contribution to culture is the fortune cookie?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Fortune cookies are made at Foxconn

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

they make everything!

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Even boomtho’s girlfriend!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

“we can rebuild her.”

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

good, i’m glad someone can fix her torn acl… :(

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzzz

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

How is she doing, btw?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

she is still waiting on an apt to see her preferred surgeon, tentatively scheduled for march 5th. she is calmer about this stuff.. thanks for asking :)

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Bill Plaschke is an idiot and his opinion is worthless.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Universally. I’m not saying he’s wrong about everything, but even if he’s right, it doesn’t matter, because who cares what Bill Plaschke thinks?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s been popping up on the fb feed a lot today.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

[smh]

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

That article singles out this quote:

Fortune lies in front of Lin like a golden highway now. And it should. He paved it. Congrats to him. Without his will and effort, the poor kid probably would be stuck running Goldman Sachs by now.

How is that racist??? Lin studied Economics at Harvard, for fuck’s sake.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

you changed the quote, dude.

Fortune lies in front of Lin like a golden highway now. And it should. He paved it. Congrats to him. Without his will and effort, the poor kid probably would be stuck running Goldman Sachs’ Chinese eatery by now.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

“but he had 3.1 gpa. that’s like an asian f….”

- the daily show.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

Lin – “I’m still living the dream”
Wilborn – “You’re living the dream? Knickerbocker please!!”

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Feb 21, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit….*Wilmore

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Feb 21, 2012 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

i liked wilmore blaming neil degrasse tyson.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 8:24 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Glee had the “A- is an Asian F”…so I heard

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Feb 21, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a gorgeous day outside!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 12:54 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

on top of Nob Hill you 1%er

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Now it looks like the Batman logo at night!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

omfg can't focus

i want my 3 day weekend back :(

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 12:55 PM PST reply actions  

Get up. Walk one lap around the office. Splash water on your face. Close CGB.

Try again.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Close CGB.

Blasphemy.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

ok, bye.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

this worked, thanks. crunched through some stuff.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Good, now reward yourself with mo CGB

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish I had a 3 day weekend to long for… :(

by puresilence on Feb 21, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

what is this “three day weekend” they speak of?

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you get more than one day for Christmas?

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I get 11 or 12 holidays total, can’t remember, 5 of which are between Xmas and New Years

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

We had 8 in 2011!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

lame

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Wild speculation: Peyton Manning in ESPN’s Monday Night Football chair this season
It takes a few leaps to get there, but I guess a person could, if they really wanted to, envision a scenario where Peyton Manning sits in the ESPN booth to call “Monday Night Football” games in 2012.

There are less likely things. Like ESPN offering that spot to Christian Slater, for example, or opting to have Fran Drescher sing the play-by-play for four quarters.

Bob Raismann of the New York Daily News believes there’s a real chance that Manning is working Monday nights with Jon Gruden and Mike Tirico. He believes it enough, in fact, that he devoted half of a column to the idea over the weekend. He even suggests at one point that ESPN removed Ron Jaworski from the booth to open up a spot for Peyton.

Keeping that third seat open, especially when the guys filling the other two seats ain’t exactly mega stars, was a shrewd move by ESPN suits — a move with foresight.

A move that could bring Manning into living rooms across the country when NFL football is played on Monday night.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:04 PM PST reply actions  

Jason Campbell leaves fiancee at altar
Just win, baby!


Oakland Raiders Star Jason Campbell was all set to be married to his beautiful fiancée Jenny Montes this past weekend, but he stood her up just hours before the ceremony was to take place.

Guests had already flown out to the Dominican Republic where the bride-to-be is from to watch the nuptials take place.

What a cowardly move.

The couple has had an on-and-off relationship for the past five years. So far, no reason has been cited for the inexplicably standing up his fiancé’ at the altar.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:06 PM PST reply actions  

she pwetty

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe she’s crazy.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

But all we ever heard about when he came to DC was how Joe Gibbs hired him on account of Campbell being a good Christian boy!

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

breaking news: she’s now going to marry carson palmer in what hue jackson is calling “the greatest husband swap in the history of marriage”

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

3/19

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

my greatest joke to date!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re a better Indian comedian than Twist!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

not as good as Fire Starkey, though. :(

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

You have thirty years to catch up to him!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

hey asshole, its only 16 or 17 years

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Time works differently down in Texas.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

dude, at that point i’ll only have 31 years of consulting experience, max. that doesn’t give me any credibility at all!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

You clearly need to pay a visit to the Fountain of Credibility. Otherwise known as 33SwisherSweet

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re a consultant, you’ll never have credibility regardless of what you do

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

it's ok i can always fall back on

“in our experience… [you’re all dumb fuckity fucks]”

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that from “Easy A”?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

i liked that movie!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too!

It made me an Emma Stone fan

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

I’ve never seen that before…that is awesome. Even though he’s a bruin, I like MJD

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s fun to watch! And unlike our resident Bruin, he’s really humble!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

speaking of whom… where is he?

by the federer express on Feb 21, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Hyderabad. He’ll be back in a week, I think.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

SO racist!

KEEP CALM
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not humble? I’m the humblest humble who ever humbled.

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 21, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I fucking lolve the Critic. I know this scene well.

he states soemthing along th elines of “we’ll escape to the mainland and performa series of odd jobs under the name Mr. Pilkington…but perhaps I’ve said too much!”

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS WILL BE USEFUL IN LIFE! rec’d

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Go on…

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:50 AM PST up reply actions  

being CGB’s #1 is a difficult mantle to wear

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 21, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Too harsh, at least a 9/19

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I suspect Shaelynn Palmer might have something to say about that.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

i suspect you doth respond far too seriously, dj tro¢an!!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought I’d look her up to see what the aesthetic trade-off would be, if any.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t she a soccer player at USC? She could kick some serious arse

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Either he stood her up a few hours before the ceremony was to take place, or he stood her up at the altar, but he didn’t do both. WHICH IS IT?

by Scootie on Feb 21, 2012 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Slow day here post more photos

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:15 PM PST reply actions  

Looks like Tron. I also see Batman

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was thinking Dark Knight too.

by unclesam22 on Feb 21, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmmmmmmm

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I think of Fantastic Four and Jessica Alba.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I think of … Jessica Alba.

always a solid option.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

omfg this is the most horrible shit ever

San Jose mom drove getaway car in a gang-related stabbing of a 13yo boy

A San Jose mother accused of driving the getaway vehicle following the stabbing of a 13-year-old boy has been arrested on suspicion of attempted murder, according to police.

Margaret Juanita Suazo, 42, was arrested by San Jose police in connection with the midday stabbing Thursday of a teenager in a residential neighborhood near Mabury Road and North Capitol Avenue, according to San Jose police Sgt. Jason Dwyer.

Dwyer described the stabbing as a gang-related attack.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

throw away the key

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Supporting her son’s career choices?

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

racist.

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

not your most productive 10 minutes, eh? :)

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I found a lot of reaction gifs and I want to use them!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously Rishi, what do these people want? Parents involved or not involved in their kid’s lives.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

this made me laugh.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

coolest mom ever!

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

yo

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Good day.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

racist

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

please refrain from tasting the knob.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

From the "how the fuck is this news?!" department

actual headline: “Jeremy Lin talks to Chris Humphries”

Following Monday’s game between the teams at the Garden, New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin told New Jersey Nets power forward Kris Humphries that he doesn’t understand why Knicks fans boo Humphries and said he wanted him to know that he respects his game.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 1:59 PM PST reply actions  

Jermy Lin dating Kim?

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/jeremy-lin-dating-kim-kardashian-knicks-phenom-denies-report-dating-reality-star-article-1.1026246

Jeremy Lin says he’s single – maybe ready to mingle – and definitely not dating Kim Kardashian.

In a new interview on "Good Morning America," the breakout Knicks star shot down rumors that he’s taken up with the spotlight-loving reality show star.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

omfg i just started giggling, thanks.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

KEEP CALM
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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

whiskey update

I purchased a bottle of Trader Joe’s house brand Irish whiskey. For $20 it is a solid choice.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 21, 2012 2:02 PM PST reply actions  

I will give that a whirl next time I’m there…

by puresilence on Feb 21, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Really?

I find that hard to believe – for $20 I’d buy Buffalo Trace, which is a solid bourbon.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

agreed. bulleit was also $20 but I have enough bourbon, needed to branch out a bit and Jamesons is cliche.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 21, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

And more $ for the 12 year old – I can’t drink the other stuff.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Redbreast 12 year is supposed to be a solid Irish option around $40ish

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 21, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

YES

I had this at a bar in VA, and it is very good.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Chris Hansen is in the kitchen waiting for you…

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

But the 18 year is $90! (and very nice)

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I was z’ing along and was very confused until I hit the second part of that sentence…

by puresilence on Feb 21, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

You could also tour Buffalo Trace! (I picked them when I was in Lexington because there’s a bison running across their webpage. It’s cute.) Perhaps the Ohioans and HeyAlumniGo could convene as well!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Where does it land on the whiskey chart that TBB posted?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

where can I find this chart?

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 21, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

here you go

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 21, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, I was afraid to go into past DBDs for risk of crashing.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

and that’s why you should have bookmarked the most important image ever created.

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 21, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

APPARENTLY. /capslock.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

i need to get the archer DVDs.

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 21, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s better if you’re drunk and with friends.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You already tried bragging about that once in this DBD…

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just saying, if you’re drinking scotch and watching animated people drinking scotch, it has amazing cumulative properties.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

True, I have the same issue with Justified. New one tonight!!!!

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

it helps that i’m not a wild turkey fan.

IRONY ALERT

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 21, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be drinking Elijah Craig

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

new baddie likes rip van winkle, I think?

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 21, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I like the new baddie. Should get interesting.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

his smug level is off the charts.

local guy says: “I know your type, you come down here having us locals do the dirty work while you get the profits.”

to which he gives a little cocky smile and says. “yes”, indicating that is how it is and how it will be. NAILED IT

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 21, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup, I also like that actor, he was quite good in “Boomtown” and “Band of Brothers” IIRC.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

also, too.

he drinks the RVW while everyone else drinks the Wild Turkey. He’s a fancy guy with more refined taste.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 21, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m so psyched. I’ll have to catch it on my DVR when I get back home from the show I’m going to…

by puresilence on Feb 21, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

i get it.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

zzzzzzzzz

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s “Mo”?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Mo money, mo problems

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Get money, get paid!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 21, 2012 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Keep your fridge full!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I just watched that video again for the first time in a while.

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Rules to live by! brb buying kool aid

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Gentleman, Raptor

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

i have a folder i save all these raptor-related images now. someday i’m going to put them all in a giant raptor-based DBD.

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 21, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

every time i read your signature line, i swell with pride… and laugh.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Your life somewhat saddens me.

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 21, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

And my tagline finished RUNNER UP to his!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

My life saddens me.

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I must try Ardberg.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 21, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

err Argbeg.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 21, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

err, you did not answer my question.

so you like smokey and light?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, I like them all. I also like Lagavulin 16. I think smokey is the key factor. I’m not sure I felt Highland Park was smokey, though.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 21, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

the correct answer is to take this chart to whiskey thieves and try them all.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 21, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Huzzah!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried Highland Park a few weeks ago and it was quite enjoyable.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

The 15 year?

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by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You would know! :)

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d say not smokey, but a lot of peat. Full flavored, and dryer than Balveine

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by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

yes totes agree about this. i might have to print this out and see what’s available in costco.

(fyi there’s a PDF of this somewhere, will dig up the link)

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 21, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

CGB TRIP TO CASK!!!

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 21, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

here you go pdf taste map mmmmmmmm

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 21, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

need one from the lower left, Rosebank is tempting. Fun to have a lowland option.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 21, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha, rec.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

You can get a bottle of Bulleit from Trader Joe’s for the same price.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Jameson can’t be much more expensive, either.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

$32-34 I think

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by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe for a very large bottle, but the normal size is usually like $22-23 bucks I think.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Not the 12-year old.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Even the standard kind should be better than the Trader Joe’s generic variety.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Attn Goldblooded

ragsDOG is with thenick. Go visit.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 2:12 PM PST reply actions  

wtffffffffffff he is at work??!?!?!?!?!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

actually, he might be working from home, because he had a minor skiing ouchie.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

But whatever, ragsDOG is much closer to you now.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

i saw him in office today…must find dog

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

SAY HI FOR ME.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Lights aren't supposed to work like this.

From my own backyard:

I think we need new outdoor fixtures.

Feels bad, man.

by Swamphunter on Feb 21, 2012 2:20 PM PST reply actions  

I believe you have found the swamp you are hunting.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 21, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

HAHA

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

ya blew it

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

wait….what??

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

WE NEED MORE BART ROUTES!

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

“Twist’s lactose intolerance impacts many.”

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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 21, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

They didn't even call it BART!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 21, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS IS WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE A WARRIORS FAN

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

In other news, Oakland’s revolutionary new mobile pot dispensary did not work out quite as expected…

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Winner!

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 2:45 PM PST reply actions  

So vintage.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s from yesterday and weekend BDs don’t count as real BDs

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

DUMPIS!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Does “bodes” means the same as “aughers”?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 3:01 PM PST reply actions  

Close, aughers (or augers) has overtones of the occult.

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by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

augers are drills ;-)

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That too.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

No. But it is similar to "augur."

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

By the way, our very own coach just used that word

“For us, a California school, I think that is significant,” Montgomery said. “What you’re trying to do is get wins at this point. This is a (road) game not everyone is going to get. This game augurs well.”

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2012/02/11/SPFJ1N6I9C.DTL#ixzz1n3ur1bt7

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow. Am I Coach Montgomery?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

No, and he’d like you to stop using his name at restaurants

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

What other Montgomery’s could I use at restaurants?!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Bernard

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by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer the Montgomery ratio of gin to vermouth in my martinis: 15:1.

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by FiatSlug on Feb 22, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Whose Domicile!?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

No. But it is similar to “augur.”

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 3:03 PM PST reply actions  

RF again!

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

My hand hurts from Z'ing

And screw all of you who didn’t have to work yesterday. My firm goes from New Years to Memorial Day without a holiday.

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Feb 21, 2012 3:06 PM PST reply actions  

I work for a big corporation, and we have the same holiday setup. :(

by puresilence on Feb 21, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

if it helps I did not use my day off to get in a round of golf.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 21, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

oh yea! I forgot about that.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

That does help a little. Did you see the Mickelson playoff on Sunday? Crazy putt he hit on the 72nd hole.

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Feb 21, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

i turned it off on 18, I had things to do and didn’t think either would make that putt. oh well….

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 21, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh man, it was great to see how genuinely happy Keegan was for Phil. He fist bumped him and was smiling. Then he calmly knocked his birdie in. Cool kid.

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Feb 21, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

and next up match play, where nbc has to try to kill timing airing 4 unknown golfers no one cares about over the weekend.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 21, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m rooting for a Tim Tebow v Jeremy Lin final

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Feb 21, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t remember what it was but I think I was watching a segment of golfers goofing off on the range where some one unleashed a drive and then Tebow’d. Was probably Bubba….

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 21, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I remember Bubba doing the bulldance after a drive at the last Ryder Cup. Sounds like another cool kid…

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Feb 21, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

nah, that was the other camo wearing dude.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 21, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure I believe that claim.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

also, shift-A > z when there are a lot of comments

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 21, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Never – I am an OCD completist.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to be. I’m trying to control my OCD urges.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 21, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I totally Z’d through that Shift-A DBD

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Feb 21, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Once again, how many days do you get off for Christmas?

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

1.5

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Feb 21, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

My hand hurts from Z’ing

Dude; TMI !!!

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Feb 21, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I Z’d all over my cube!

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Feb 21, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh LORDY !!!!!!!

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Feb 21, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

zzzzzzzzz

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 3:16 PM PST reply actions  

That’s the start to 90% of Yelp reviews.

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Feb 21, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Teenage girls do a lot of comparisons with peers which requires a lot of information like what the peers are eating/thinking/doing. This is why it is important to them. You don’t have to care.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 21, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t that AnnaSophia Robb?

by puresilence on Feb 21, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

good good.

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 21, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Belated Compliment to Atoms

Last week in our discussion about gated communities and how I dislike them, I mentioned about staying for a few months in Blackhawk. You responded “Let me guess… As Tedford’s house guest.” That was good stuff!!!

by fiatlux on Feb 21, 2012 3:26 PM PST reply actions  

Thanks! Also, nice non-denial.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

i just started watching that show on sunday…had a marathon and caught up on the entire series, i was fucking missing out so badly. i am an idiot for not seeing it sooner.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

eastbound and down

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

loaded up and truckin’

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Which episode is that from?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

that one where they are mini golfing

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 21, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

the newest i believe where he attempts to get back together with his baby mama

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

he looks much like ric flair in that getup

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Feel the hate.

http://blog.sfgate.com/sportsevents/2012/02/21/the-most-hated-sports-figures-in-bay-area-history/#3134-1

The addition of Manny Ramirez to the A’s organization is sure to stir up controversy given Manny’s flamboyant attitude, performance-enhancing past and propensity for taking potty breaks on the field. But, when it’s all said and done, will he go down as one of the most hated sports figures in the Bay Area?

If he does, he’ll join some pretty illustrious company, ranging from quarterbacks to coaches to closers and even owners. The Chronicle Sports Desk put its collective brains together to come up with some of the most hated sports figures in the storied history of the Bay (presented here in no particular order).

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 4:13 PM PST reply actions  

Cal has two spots on the list

Todd Bozeman and Tom Holmoe.

Can’t argue.

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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by Ohio Bear on Feb 21, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

and Fack Muck Brown….

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Mack Fucking Brown

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

is this new?

at teh end of the DBD:

The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler “Blez” Bleszinski.

by the federer express on Feb 21, 2012 4:15 PM PST reply actions  

Its been there since Day Zero. Inf act, some Marshawnthusiasts have said we should change it. We should. But Im too lazy to do so. What should we change it to?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast, Jahvidtician, Follettariat Member, and Hit Squad Member. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

especially Tyler “Blez” Bleszinski.

Also should include Markos Moulitsas.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

and should also add that the blog has 35 years of consulting experience

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather have it summarize how awesome Cal is.

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

BOTH!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I've toads been digging Brahms' string quintets lately.

Good stuff.

I also got my free $50 gift card to Bloomingdale’s.

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 4:22 PM PST reply actions  

Can I have it

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmmm…. nah.

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

How?

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Only cool people like me and GoldBlooded got one. Sorry, you’re not cool enough.

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

if u ordered sick french pot and bloomingdales failed u they send u money to say “WE FUCKED UP”

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

ME TOO!
how much cost le creuset in-store?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Iono!!!

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

nerd humour?

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 4:34 PM PST reply actions  

slow dbd day

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

man, ~1200 is a slow day. that’s awesome. #cgb #leggo #hashtag

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by boomtho on Feb 21, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Not obscure enough.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 21, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Everybody has chromosomes.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Everybody that you know…..

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

SHHHHHH

we chinese scientists have been developing people with no chromosomes. don’t spill the beans!

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t beans have chromosomes too?

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU SAY TOO MUCH, SIR

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 21, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Why can’t I link to quick meme images?

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You have to look at the source code of the page to figure out the URL of the image.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

ahhh thanks

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Add jpg at the end and t or i right after the http://

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

ahhh thanks

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

oh gawd no...

Sources: Lakers like Beasley
http://espn.go.com/blog/truehoop/post/_/id/37357/lakers-like-beasley

While we may not see many trades occur before the week of the March 15 deadline, discussions are taking place in front offices throughout the league.

Here’s some of the scuttlebutt I’ve heard:

The Lakers’ front office knows Kobe Bryant is looking for it to improve the roster, and GM Mitch Kupchak has been working the phones. He’s spoken to Minnesota about Michael Beasley, and sources say the Lakers are intrigued by the Timberwolves’ small forward. The Lakers were actually in discussions with Minnesota about a potential trade for Beasley before the season started. If they would have been able to pull off the deal for Chris Paul, there is a good chance that a trade for Beasley would have followed.

It’s not clear what the Lakers would give Minnesota for Beasley (if indeed the talks get that far), but the Lakers could absorb Beasley into their $8.9 million trade exception while giving up a draft pick or cash. I’m told the teams have not spoken about Pau Gasol since the preseason. Minnesota is looking to move Beasley, who they feel has matured very little (if at all) since he’s been there, according to sources. The Lakers believe they can handle a player like Beasley because of their winning culture and the leadership of Bryant.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 6:17 PM PST reply actions  

Peter O'Malley reportedly out as bidder for Dodgers

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-0222-dodgers-omalley-20120222,0,6167250.story

Peter O’Malley has withdrawn his bid to buy the Dodgers, two people familiar with the sale process said Tuesday.

The decision means the O’Malley family will not reclaim the stewardship of the team it owned for nearly half a century, a span during which the Dodgers won all six of their World Series championships.

O’Malley declined to comment. The people who confirmed the decision were not authorized to discuss it publicly.

Backed in part by the South Korean conglomerate E-Land, O’Malley was one of 11 bidders to survive the first cut. Blackstone Advisory Partners, the investment bank handling the Dodgers sale for owner Frank McCourt, has asked the remaining bidders to submit a new offer this week.

However, according to one of the people, O’Malley was concerned he might not win the bidding even if he made the highest offer.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 6:31 PM PST reply actions  

Damn…that sucks. I thought he would’ve been good. Back to the Dodgers’ ways.

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Feb 21, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

probably ‘cause he called out mccourt and his shitty ownership. probably told him that even if did have the highest bid, he wouldn’t sell it to him.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s go Patrick Soon-Shiong!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 21, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

thinking whichever group he backs will be the winner.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 9:04 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I just checked the LHS webcam. Quite the sunset behind the Golden Gate.

by dcblue on Feb 21, 2012 6:33 PM PST reply actions  

Oh snap
GM to Gingrich: You can put a gun rack in a Volt

GM spokesman Selim Bingol responded to Gingrich in a new GM blog: “Newt Gingrich has taken up saying that ‘You can’t put a gun rack on a Volt.’ That’s like saying ‘You can’t put training wheels on a Harley.’ Actually, you can. But the real question is ‘Why would you?’ In both examples: It looks weird. It doesn’t work very well, and, there are better places for gun racks and training wheels — pickup trucks and little Schwinns, respectively.”

Bingol added: “Seriously, when is the last time you saw a gun rack in ANY sedan?”

GM sells hundreds of thousands of trucks annually, and many owners install gun racks.

One Volt owner took to YouTube to demonstrate that it is possible to install a gun rack.

by minesweeper on Feb 21, 2012 6:47 PM PST reply actions  

Oh snap!!!!!!

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, I didn’t realize a Volt was an Umerican car. Why does Newt hat Umerica?

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by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

If it doesn’t get less than 10 MPG, it isn’t an American car.

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by cldpc on Feb 21, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I recd this good

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by golden oso on Feb 21, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

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by OaktownAggie on Feb 21, 2012 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz awesome

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