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DBD 2.22.12 Partied Too Hard Celebrating Presidents' Day?

It's 8 AM, people! I can't do everything on my own. I'm no Tim Tebow Jeremy Lin!

Also, I really have nothing interesting to post about. So I guess I'll spend the whole DBD talking about the types of people who make conversations uncomfortable:

1) The One-Upper: No matter what you talk about, the one-upper will beat you. Found a great deal on a used car? She found a better car for cheaper! Worked 70 hours last week? She worked 80! Boom, take that!


2) The Whiner: Nothing in life is ever fair! Everything bad happens to him! Why, though? It's obviously sooooo easy for everyone else (sidebar, not complaining means your life is easy)

3) The All-Business: Work life balance? Hah! He scoffs at this notion. It's all work, all the time. Meet him at a party? He'll spend the entire time asking you about your work and talking about his start-up, which, btw, is totally going to take off because there are not enough social mobile gaming networks out there.

4) Rishi: What's his deal, anyway?

The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.

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Yelp going IPO

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-02-21/paypal-alumni-poised-for-another-boost-in-riches-with-yelp-facebook-ipos.html

Jeremy Stoppelman and Max Levchin own about $200 million in Yelp Inc. shares heading into the company’s initial public offering, setting up the latest payday for PayPal Inc.’s former executives. Stoppelman, co-founder and chief executive officer of Yelp (YELP), owns 11.1 percent of the company, while Levchin, the chairman, has 13.5 percent. The user-generated review site announced plans last week to sell shares for $12 to $14 apiece in an IPO, valuing Yelp at as much as $838 million.

The Yelp executives join investors Peter Thiel and Reid Hoffman and Space Exploration Technologies Corp. founder Elon Musk on a short list of ex-PayPal employees poised to generate big-time riches from pending IPOs. PayPal, which developed an online payment system, was purchased by EBay Inc. (EBAY) for $1.5 billion in 2002, making many of its early employees rich and eager to pursue new endeavors.

I’m pretty sure I’m a day away from making jokes about how I rate their IPO one star because I overheated my microwave dinner that same day.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 7:59 AM PST reply actions  

Q for Rishi, other people who enjoy biz news

Do you pay for any Biz magazines? I was enjoying Bloomberg at the gym yesterday, and thought I might subscribe. It gets me in a businessy mood.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

you rarely have to pay for them… or if you do you get some $12 / year subscription.

My favorites business pubs are

- Wall Street Journal (of course)… plus they have a surprising amount of human interest / life style stuff, particularly on Friday and Saturday (as you would expect)

- Fortune

- Business Week

I don’t consider the economist a “business” magazine.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree with your assessment of the economist. Although I do enjoy economics, I found the magazine just too dense to read with all the other things in my life. I mean 20 hours a week for CGB doesn’t just do itself!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s dense but well-written!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re dense but well-written!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m actually probably neither of those things. :-P

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

:-P

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

We’ll need to weigh him!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Feb 22, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

If he floats, he must be a witch! Burn him!

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

What if he sinks?

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

We yell, “STFU fatty! Your FACE is well-written!!!”

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Feb 22, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha. That’s great.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Fat floats though.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

so fatties are witches? BURN HIM

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I really like how The Economist is written

Essentially you have summary articles and then in-depth articles. I read the summaries everything and the in-depth ones of what I care about.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, even I can enjoy it, and I tend to dislike things that smack of business…or economics…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

So, if you’re not reading it for the articles, you’re reading it for the… porn?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I also often confuse “business” with “giving them the business.”

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

HAWT

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, it is Wednesday, and that means it’s business time (ala Flight of the Conchords)

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

haha, I love that.

“I might go to bed. I’ve got work in the morning.”
I know what you’re trying to say baby.
You’re trying to say "Aww, yeah. It’s business time."

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

MOAR
Then we’re in the bathroom
Brushing our teeth
That’s all part of the foreplay
I love foreplay
A-sshga-sshga, a-sshga-sshga, a-shhga-sshgaow!
Then you sort out the recycling
That isn’t part of the foreplay process but it’s still very important

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Mrs. Kod laughed until she cried the first time she watched that clip.

Not sure if that’s a good sign or not…

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Feb 22, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Does your recycling look really well sorted? Because that’s a bad sign :)

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Fortunately, no. The magic is still alive! Woo!!!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Feb 22, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

"Jenny"

“the daytime….of the night”

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

WSJ is great, except for the editorial page. Sometimes I read the editorials just to get my blood pumping and remind me that I’m alive.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Live the Extreme!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

maybe my life wouldn’t be better…

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I like BusinessWeek a lot (though I never get around to reading it :\)..

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

So I currently subscribe to

Bloomberg Businessweek
The Economist (not a business magazine, per se)
WSJ

I do pay for them, but as fiatlux alluded to, get them at huge discounts. I can start posting links to them as they appear.

I used to subscribe to Barron’s, but that got really expensive as my discount expired, so I cancelled it.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you like Barrons? I never really got much out of it.

I really like Fortune… much more so than Forbes.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea, what he said. I am dubious about Barrons, but I don’t work in the market side.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Barron’s is good for investment ideas and market insights.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

“Buy low! sell high!”

“The market went up a lot last week! That may or may not mean it is going up a lot this week!”

Thank you, I’ll be here all week.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t subscribe to any biz magazines, but I’ve got a sweet, sweet deal for you on a .biz domain, californiagoldenblogs.biz, if you’re interested.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Oooooh! Can I give you my account numbers here? Or should I contact your partner in Zaire?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Why we pair with our emotional opposites

Show Me the Love… Or Not

Of all the ways that opposites attract, the thorniest may be when emotionally giving types pair up with types who are emotionally reserved.

Givers love to show affection: Hugs, kisses, flowers, skywriting—there’s no such thing as too much. They crave receiving displays of love, as well.

Reserved types certainly may love deeply, but they are uncomfortable showing it. Often, they rely on their partner to initiate a display of affection. Sometimes, they don’t even enjoy receiving expressions of love.

Initially, emotionally giving types are attracted to emotionally reserved types, and vice versa, because they are so different, experts say. Giving people often find reserved people intriguing; they like to elicit affection from someone who doesn’t express it easily. And deep down, reserved types often like to be drawn out.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 8:01 AM PST reply actions  

Haven’t read the article yet, but this sounds like me and my girlfriend…

by TheScientist019 on Feb 22, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

My girlfriend and me!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

…does the order really matter?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you really matter?!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you sure?

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Quite.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

these never get old… like me.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Awkward! TheScientist019 is gonna be so mad at you!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

New Hospital Cuisine: Dishes Made to Order .

[1]

Pnina Peled, executive chef at Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center, recently faced an unusual culinary challenge: A teenage cancer patient wanted pizza, but chemotherapy treatments had dulled the girl’s taste buds and she could only taste lemon.

“This kid liked Italian food, and we couldn’t think of a lemon-flavored pizza because we kept thinking of tomato sauce,” says Ms. Peled. After some trial and error, the chef created a pizza with a lemon Alfredo sauce for the young patient. “We made it for her three or four times in a month because she kept requesting it,” Ms. Peled says.

Getting patients in a cancer hospital to eat is a challenge. “They can’t swallow or they can’t taste it or they’re nauseous,” Ms. Peled says. “The adults force themselves, because they know they need the nutrition. But the children don’t understand why food doesn’t taste like it used to, or why they can’t taste anything.”

Most hospitals have been updating their food offerings to include more vegetarian and healthier fare. But some major institutions are going further, hiring trained chefs to revamp menu selections and expanding kitchen hours to cater to a variety of medical needs. Diabetic, gastric-bypass, cardiac, cancer and other types of patients all have different cravings and nutritional requirements, these hospitals say.

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 8:02 AM PST reply actions  

No wonder Golden Oso has to work so late.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Feb 22, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

You don’t know the half of it.

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

What % don’t I know?

In the Game of Trolls, you either troll or you die.
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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

100%.

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Cal played some basketball games

Fiatlux took photos

yay go bears

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by Rishi on Feb 21, 2012 8:02 AM PST reply actions  

And misspelled my handle!

In the Game of Trolls, you either troll or you die.
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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Motion for Twist’s new nickname to be Twits.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

New?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Feb 22, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Hearing no objections the motion passes.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

YOU TRICKED ME INTO LOOKING AT A FRONT PAGE POST

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

do you have the link of the page that has all these gifs?

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course I do!

http://www.quickmeme.com/coolstorytom/?upcoming

Just google “coolstorytom” next time you want it.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

zed

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Quality commenting today!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

TO 2000 and beyond!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

just returning the rudeness

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

i zed’ed his comment about jeremy lin and he is racisting me back

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

front pageist

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

ESPN on college baseball. Cal ranked 9th:



9. California (3-0)
Of note: Coach David Esquer said this team will go as far as team leaders Tony Renda and Chadd Krist take it. Sure enough, they led the offense with 12 combined hits and committed no errors at second and catcher.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 21, 2012 10:55 PM PST reply actions  

OH-SANITY!!!!!!

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been referenced!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s Rendaculously Chaddtastic!

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
CaliforniaGoldenBlogs/Twitter/Facebook/Clothing Store

by Ohio Bear on Feb 22, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d like to see Cal play CSUF (selfish reasons…close to home/like 10 minutes away).

Thinking about going down to Strong Beach for the Cal v LBSU.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Brother F’s alma mater!

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

fullerton or long beach?

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The Titans of Fullerton

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 21, 2012 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

a lot of folks around my town sport fullerton gear.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 11:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to try to make it for all three games.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 6:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I went to a Cal/Dirtbags doubleheader down in LB once, it was fun.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

It wasn’t a story, it was encouragement!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Atoms / Knute Rockne … hard to tell them apart.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, I am an All American kind of guy.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Win one for the Twister?

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Right hand blue!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s not very inspiring.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

i went there once; it was fun.

I’M IN!!!!!

;-)

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Great story.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

WhoO!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow. I gotta get to some games fast.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Feb 22, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Canadian oil: Could some of it be headed for California?

http://www.latimes.com/news/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-canadian-oil-20110221,0,1702847.story

Much of the focus behind Canada’s push to build a new oil pipeline to the West Coast has been to diversify its markets, to reduce its reliance on the U.S. as a customer. The Canadian government says it wants to start selling oil to China and South Korea.

But there are strong indications that California could be the ultimate destination for much of the oil shipped on the proposed Northern Gateway pipeline.

Analysts say California could see as much as half of the oil transported out of the tar sands of northern Alberta to a port on the coast of British Columbia, where it would be loaded onto tankers for destinations as yet unknown.

After the release in December of a University of Calgary study on the economics of transporting Canadian oil, energy economist Michal C. Moore, senior fellow at the university and a former California energy commissioner, predicted that half of Northern Gateway’s oil would go to "under-utilized California refineries," the Calgary Herald reported, with the other half going to northern Asia.

Enbridge Inc., which is seeking to build the $5 billion, 731-mile pipeline, has by no means ruled out deliveries to the U.S. West Coast.

Paul Stanway, spokesman for the company, told the Los Angeles Times that "very probably" California would see some of the oil shipped through Northern Gateway, if it’s built.

"Northern Gateway’s not designed for that. The genesis was for markets in the Pacific Rim, but it’s certainly possible that some might go to California," he said in an interview.

“I guess you could create just about any scenario based on blue-skying — and if the project is built the oil could go anywhere there is demand at that time,” he added in an email later. “But Northern Gateway’s application is clearly based on our assessment of commercial demand from mostly Asian markets.”

Gerald Graham, a marine environmental consultant from Victoria, B.C., said Enbridge’s own environmental reports showed only a third of the more than 200 tankers a year projected to ship oil from Northern Gateway would take a northern route away from British Columbia, toward Asia. The rest are depicted on a pair of southern routes he said would lead more logically to refineries in Washington state, San Francisco and Los Angeles.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 11:31 PM PST reply actions  

Insofar as I burn bacon grease for fuel, I believe Canadian oil has already made it to California.

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Mmmmmmmmmmmm delicious oil

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Doooooooooooooooooooooom

In college basketball, California is hardly state of the art
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-0222-college-basketball-dufresne-20120222,0,6213320.column

People have speculated for years that California might someday drop off the map, and the slide may have already started with college basketball.

San Diego State, loser of three straight games and holding on by a fingernail at No. 24, is the only California team represented in this week’s Associated Press top-25 poll.

And you thought Texas was the lone star state?

St. Mary’s and San Diego State occupy two of the final three spots in the coaches’ top-25 poll despite collectively losing six of their last seven games, the Gaels prevailing over lowly Santa Clara.

St. Mary’s, wobbly and wounded, got gashed by Murray State but caught a break to remain atop the West Coast Conference standings when San Francisco upset Gonzaga.

San Diego State, at 20-6, still appears a solid NCAA entry. The Aztecs’ three straight losses were by a total of 14 points — to Nevada Las Vegas (currently No. 21), New Mexico (No. 18) and Air Force.

Long Beach State deserves love for playing its heart out in a two-point loss at Creighton, but the 49ers now face the prospect of having to win the Big West Conference tournament to make the NCAA tournament.

UCLA traveled across the country to lose at St. John’s last weekend as part of the Bruins’ “post-Pauley reconstruction” phase. But at least UCLA isn’t USC, which is 1-13 in Pac-12 Conference play.

Elsewhere in the Pac-12, California (the school in Berkeley) is not quite ranked but is tied for first in the standings, which tells you everything you need to know about the conference.

Local bright spots: Cal State Fullerton (18-7, 9-3) is tied for second in the Big West and ranks No. 2 nationally with a 42.9 three-point field-goal percentage.

by j.lee on Feb 21, 2012 11:32 PM PST reply actions  

Damn it all to Hell . . . really LA Times??
California (the school in Berkeley)

www.LosAngelesRams.org

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by AndyHogan14 on Feb 21, 2012 11:49 PM PST up reply actions  

wtf

Get ’em, Trollgang!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought that was funny.

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Is not quite ranked but is tied for first in the standings?

Since when did a Pac 10/2 champion need to be ranked? And more importantly SDSU is “a solid NCAA entry” at 20-6, while California is at 22-6. This is just really silly.

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by Joe Bandsmen on Feb 22, 2012 3:34 AM PST up reply actions  

beacause they’ve played the exact same schedule? I haven’t looked at SDSU but its entirely possible that they are a better candidate even with the same record.

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 22, 2012 6:23 AM PST up reply actions  

This is a cool site.

RPI
SDSU 32
CAL RPI 31

Strength of Schedule
SDSU 72
CAL 87

I think that’s what JoeB may be getting at.

Check out this link.
Cool site.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

sure but we’re talking semantics between teams ranked 24th and 27th in the polls. Are they close to even? Yes, SDSU did beat Cal by a point or two earlier this year. Are they a better candidate? Maybe, they certainly were 2 weeks ago, now maybe not so much. Should a league’s best team be ranked in the top 25? You’d like to think so and since the Pac 12 has no teams ranked, its a valid argument that the league sucks balls this year wheras the Mountain West is decent, at least at the top. Assuming the Pac 12 gets 3 teams in (more likely 2), I would be surprised and borderline stunned if any of them won in the first round.

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 22, 2012 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I think JoeB’s point of contention was the characterization of SDSU of being a “solid” NCAA candidate while Cal isn’t.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

well, as of today I would say they are very similar in their standing. 2 weeks ago, SDSU was cleraly ahead but whatevs.

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by Fire Starkey on Feb 22, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

so i guess we all agree then. yeah!!! hugz!

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Since when did a Pac 10/2 champion need to be ranked?

Well, I think his point is that usually the team at the top of the conference standings has a fairly high national ranking. It’s a testament to how down the Pac-12 is that nobody in the entire conference is ranked. For reference, the 6th place team in the Big East is ranked, the 5th place team in the Big Ten is ranked, the 4th place team in the ACC is ranked, and even the 3rd place team in the Mountain West is ranked. Yet the 1st place team in the Pac-12 isn’t. That’s how low the conference has fallen.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

So I guess what I’m saying is, since when is the Pac-10/12 champion NOT ranked? Since this year.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

OK, since last year.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

As a state, however, California is only feeding the stereotype that we don’t take basketball very seriously.

That’s a “stereotype”?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t understand this either.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s ridiculous.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

in fairness, you could look at the crowds at some of the “premier” institutions (stop it!) like UCLA, USC, Stanfurd and the guy wouldn’t be all the far off. Odd that he left out Fresno State.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

What has Saint Mary’s done to deserve a ranking? I’m really asking. I don’t know.

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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by Ohio Bear on Feb 22, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Haters gonna hate
California Is America’s Least Favorite State



Some highlights: Popular vacation spot Hawaii had the highest margin of favorability with 54 percent of voters saying they liked the state and only 10 percent disliking it (44). It was followed by a distant second Colorado (35), then Tennessee (34) and South Dakota (34), and then Virginia (+32). Voters only had a negative impression of five states: Utah (-3), Mississippi (-6), New Jersey (-7), Illinois (-10), and last and yes, least, California (-17).

by minesweeper on Feb 21, 2012 11:44 PM PST reply actions  

I can understand Hawaii, Colorado, and Tennessee (you can’t go wrong with BBQ or the Blue Ridge Mountains), but South Dakota? Virginia? I’d be surprised of more than 5% of those polled had even been to South Dakota. Are the Badlands and Mount Rushmore really great enough to elevate an otherwise completely forgettable state? And don’t even get me started on their abortion policy…

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by Berkelium97 on Feb 21, 2012 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

they just hatin.

the west coast has the sunshine and the girls all get so tan…

i wish they all could be califronia girls…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a49McFOFp0

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow. Unexpected!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 4:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I think that having been to said state ought to have been a prerequisite for voting in the survey…Alabama at +4? Really?

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 6:44 AM PST up reply actions  

And don’t even get me started on their abortion policy…

Start! Start! StartStartStart!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Does this involve aspirin?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Feb 22, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, used by generations of women to prevent pregnancy.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

lulz

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Feb 22, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

It is jealousy. Period.

California isn’t a top tourist destination and have a population of 40 million people for no reason.

www.LosAngelesRams.org

CALIFORNIA ANGELS . . . ANAHEIM DUCKS . . . CALIFORNIA GOLDEN BEARS
1920 • 1921 • 1922 • 1923 • 1937 • 1947 • 1951 • 1957 • 1959 • 2002 • 2002 • 2007

by AndyHogan14 on Feb 21, 2012 11:56 PM PST up reply actions  

*has

www.LosAngelesRams.org

CALIFORNIA ANGELS . . . ANAHEIM DUCKS . . . CALIFORNIA GOLDEN BEARS
1920 • 1921 • 1922 • 1923 • 1937 • 1947 • 1951 • 1957 • 1959 • 2002 • 2002 • 2007

by AndyHogan14 on Feb 22, 2012 12:01 AM PST up reply actions  

pqtm

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

haha

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Feb 22, 2012 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly, with maybe a touch of California smug thrown in. I don’t think Hawaii is subject to same effect as California either, b/c it’s hard to take anyone seriously who talks with a Hawaiian accent. A Hawaiian could tell me to go f*ck off, and all I’d be thinking about is “BRO I WOULD LOVE TO GO SURFING THEN EAT SOME DELICIOUS KALUA PORK”

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Triumph agree with you!

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

A haole would have used a header.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s a small picture.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I’m just trying to make jokes!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I liked it.

And, sadly, I thought I had put the text in the header.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Colt Brennan would have used a header.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

THREE FULL DAYS OF SHADE

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

So you’re spoiler-free. Here’s a spoiler: you will die alone!

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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

there’s a whole DVD of triumph stuff… hilarious and well worth the $7.

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I have it. Haven’t watched in ages. May have to pull it out (insert Twist wedding night joke)

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

California has more people than Canada.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s OK, that many fewer people getting in the way when I get out to visit family.

by dcblue on Feb 22, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

IMO if most people only see SoCal I fully understand

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

You think no one outside of California has a negative opinion of San Francisco?

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

FIFY
You think no one outside of California San Francisco has a negative opinion of San Francisco?

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

thanks

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

lulz

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Feb 22, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

correct. most tourists love it!

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

San Francisco Values!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

1. spazzy lives in the EB
2. san francisco receives most tourists out of any city on earth, doesn’t it? a persn from harvard told me that so i believe him.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know about “any city on Earth”, but I believe it’s the most popular tourist destination in the US.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

True story, although #2 really surprised me.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

plz get stats. what country is more visited than US? everyone loves this fucking tight country

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

France does. If you go by international tourists, Paris is most visited. For domestic travel, Orlando is most visited. I don’t think SF is even top ten in the US.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

wow, Orlando? that’s surprising.

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

plus hella people in the south. only a couple of places to go. disneyworld/universal or narlens!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

or of course the lovely myrtle beach

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

great minigolf scene there

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

zed

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

zed

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

zed

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

maybe he was quoting international tourists? MAYBE NOT EVERYONE FROM HARVARD IS SMART, MY LIVE IS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

You know who else went to Harvard? Jeremy Lin.

aaaaaand, there’s the Jeremy Lin reference today.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

zed

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

dez

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess it’s not most popular in terms of number of people, but I believe SF is the highest rated city for tourism.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

one star my flight was late

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

highest rated?! WORTHLESS!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

One star…too foggy in the morning.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

One star. I couldn’t drive to LA for dinner.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Zero stars, boomtho was there

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

i was probably in san jose :(

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Your presence creeped over

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

i Lol’d

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

i say it out loud now

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It was, but Charleston overtook it last year.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but it’s in South Carolina so nobody cares.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

One star. I read in the book that the Golden Gate bridge was right in the heart of things but when I came up it was off to the side.

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

also it is fucking cold and wtf it’s not even golden

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

the french had us beat in 2010! but then again that’s probably mostly US tourists lulz

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

zed

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

zed

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

damn u must really love jeremy lin

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I also look like jeremy lin

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

omg it’s jeremy fucking lin!
WHY DID THEY PUT MJ IN SPACE JAM IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN JEREMY LIN
I HERD THAT WE ALREADY SPEND $1000 DOLLAR$ ON ROADS THIS MONTH I WANT MY MONEY TO NOT GO TO ROAD$

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

do you have to yell? i’m blind not deaf

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

blinkin, I’m over here.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

You have to be a more subtle troll to properly cause a slapfight!

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 22, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Good, stay away.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Feb 22, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha agreed, more parking for me!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Feb 22, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

illinois? wtf? who even knows that illinois is a state? isn’t it just chicago’s backyard?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Did we know that the scoreboards are going to look like this??

www.LosAngelesRams.org

CALIFORNIA ANGELS . . . ANAHEIM DUCKS . . . CALIFORNIA GOLDEN BEARS
1920 • 1921 • 1922 • 1923 • 1937 • 1947 • 1951 • 1957 • 1959 • 2002 • 2002 • 2007

by AndyHogan14 on Feb 21, 2012 11:54 PM PST reply actions  

take off that red sign. take off that red sign.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 12:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t Allstate our main insurance sponsor? We don’t need that red State Farm sign.

"Some people watch adult videos on their computer - I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me going."- Jim Schwartz, Detroit Lions head coach
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by Berkelium97 on Feb 22, 2012 12:08 AM PST up reply actions  

thought that was a tv thing…but i’m not sure. but state farm is listed on our corporate sponsor page.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 12:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Cal is in good hands with Allstate

We should get Pedro Cerrano President David Palmer Dennis Haysbert to make a commercial.

Who do you see?

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Feb 22, 2012 6:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Jobu?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Feb 22, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

fuck you jobu.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 10:01 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

…and I say, “Fuck you, Jobu! I do it myself.”

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

is that header an optical illusion?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

No, it works for me.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah me too

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

you guys are funny

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I knew they were trolling!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

did you at least try refreshing once?

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

no…

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

you should try it, it might help.

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I can’t believe i refreshed my browser for this…

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

BAHAHA GREAT SUCCESS!

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow. I’ll bet you didn’t even know that they left “gullible” out of the dictionary. You can look it up!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

At least I know what Ohio is!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

We all know what Ohio is. A wasteland.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I know Ohio, sir, and I can certainly say that Ohio is no Los Angeles!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I think that’s like saying

“I know Rosie O’Donnell, sir, and I can certainly say that Rosie O’Donnell is no Sofia Vergara”

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

True

For instance, in Los Angeles, there’s traffic because lots of people live there. In Ohio, there’s traffic because the people who planned and/or designed the infrastructure are morons.

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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by Ohio Bear on Feb 22, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

That doesn’t make the people who planned or designed infrastructure in LA not morons.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 22, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Best time to be in LA is two weeks of Christmas / New Years. Just NOOO traffic… must have been what it was like back in the 50s.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah absolutely love it when i go home for the holidays

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah…home to downtown/ktown takes like 20 minutes. westside like 30. it’s awesome.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

and the douchebags at the bars are gone ’cause they went back home to boston and new york.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

All douchebags can be genetically traced to either Boston, New York, or Foster City.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

In many ways, Foster City is the New York of the peninsula!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

We have excellent sports teams?!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

No

just douchery all around.

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t judge all native Foster Citians by me!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Too late

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the flaw in your hypothesis is that someone planned it as opposed to just letting it happen, man.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I found atoms on Post Secret

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

atoms isn’t that self-aware

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, try clicking on the text itself and not the line above it

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I must have been friends with you guys in HS, because this seems very familiar.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

SHUT UP IT DOES NOT

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Buying a home is one of the best financial investments you can make, and home prices will always continue to rise.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

What great investment advice! I’ll go right out and… wait a minute!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Where were you 5 years ago with this advice…?

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve also heard that nothing rhymes with gullible ten times in a row.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

zen times in a bow.

I. hat. you.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Zen chimes would have sounded nice.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Zen chimes with a glow.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

You pronounce words hella crazy and shit.

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 22, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

It looks like $$$ to me, what’s wrong with that?

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s kinda hard to tell how big that screen is going to be. Will I finally be able to see replays without squinting?

by minesweeper on Feb 22, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

no.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

/smh

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

lol that’s disgusting and hilarious.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t understand why he’d be so excited over a 7UP knock-off…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Squirt is better than 7-Up.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

yes.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 10:14 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

so excited over a 7UP knock-off

Sounds like Twits’ wife on his wedding night…

no, wait…

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you hitting on minesweeper? It kinda seems like it.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

OHnly if you read it in a particular way.

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 22, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

JYES!!!!! OHSANITY!!!1

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

From that image

the scoreboards will be approximately the size of the old ones—-except one giant screen instead of the segmented light-up displays. Maybe we’ll get stats back, at least at half time. One of the things (you know besides getting to play) that I miss from games before Tedford started getting touchy

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"For victry's in the sight of California's might, So FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT 'em California!

by Joe Bandsmen on Feb 22, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

oh? it was Tedford’s decision to remove the yardage?

by the federer express on Feb 23, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah.

i love the guy but he sure can overreact and be a killjoy

by fiatlux on Feb 23, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Killjoy? That’s pretty harsh… I guess you won’t be staying at his house again anytime soon.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 23, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t even get him playing Uno.

by fiatlux on Feb 24, 2012 12:58 AM PST up reply actions  

whoo! spring training!

http://mikesciosciastragicillness.com/2012/02/21/news-from-the-first-day-of-dodger-spring-training/

Plenty of news coming in on this first official day of camp, and isn’t that a lovely feeling? Pitchers & catchers have reported, with position players joining them by Monday, and that means we’ll finally have real news & updates to talk about, not just hypotheticals and what-ifs. Don Mattingly held court this morning with a few of our famililar media names, and here’s what we know so far…

* Clayton Kershaw will be your Opening Day starter. (Ken Gurnick) Well, of course. This is news in the sense that "hey, Frank McCourt might not be such a great guy" is news. You know how I feel that the Opening Day assignment is wildly overrated, and so this doesn’t mean a great deal to me. Still, it’s a nice honor for Kershaw, and one that he’ll hopefully be able to carry for at least the next ten years. With three lefties likely to be in the rotation, I imagine that Kershaw will be followed by Chad Billingsley & Ted Lilly, then Aaron Harang & Chris Capuano. That will mean two lefties back-to-back as the rotation turns around, but that’s unavoidable.

* Dee Gordon will lead off and Matt Kemp will hit third. (Eric Stephen) No surprise here, either, especially with how well Kemp finished the year in the #3 spot. I think there’s a good enough argument to be made that Gordon is best served hitting lower in the order, where his inexperience and questionable on-base skills may not be exposed as much, but with his speed there was never any real chance Mattingly would have done that, and to be honest it’s not like there’s an obviously better choice anyway. (No, not even A.J. Ellis.) The official Dodger Twitter notes that Gordon reported early to camp and was in the cage taking BP today, which is a great sign. Dylan Hernandez adds that Mattingly likes the idea of Andre Ethier & Juan Rivera behind Kemp for protection, so while it’s not like we didn’t already know what the batting order was going to be, it seems pretty clear that the regular 8 will work out like so: 1) Gordon 2) Mark Ellis 3) Kemp 4) Ethier 5) Rivera 6) James Loney 7) Juan Uribe 8) A.J. Ellis, with some chance of Loney & Uribe being swapped. You know what’s going to be fun, though? When Gordon is inevitably banged-up, or even just gets a regular day off, and Jerry Hairston or Adam Kennedy gets to lead off instead.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 12:04 AM PST reply actions  

I love Spring Training.

Already have my trip booked for the end of March to see the 2012 World Series champion Angels (the championship hasn’t technically been awarded, yet) . . . Cal just happens to be @ ASU as well. :D

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CALIFORNIA ANGELS . . . ANAHEIM DUCKS . . . CALIFORNIA GOLDEN BEARS
1920 • 1921 • 1922 • 1923 • 1937 • 1947 • 1951 • 1957 • 1959 • 2002 • 2002 • 2007

by AndyHogan14 on Feb 22, 2012 12:42 AM PST up reply actions  

AWESOME!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Abreu starting shit already. Demanding a trade…

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

if playing time isn’t guaranteed…

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

isn’t he like 63 years old already? (in real human years, not fakey birth certificate years)

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

same with pujols!!!

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

the angels put up “el hombre” billboards around town and pujols wants them taken down. apparently due to deference for stan musial.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 1:29 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

down with the Angels.. ridiculous spending

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Angels

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

indeed. screw the angels, the new Yankees of MLB

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously. I want the Dodgers to be the new Yankees.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

…then the A’s can become the new Dodgers? :)

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

team dragged through thd mud by shitty ownership?

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 10:14 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

They’ve already got that, so they’re well on their way!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

nothing wrong with the 20+ ws titles…

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 10:13 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

always should’ve been…

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 10:11 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

The Making Of "Homer At The Bat," The Episode That Conquered Prime Time 20 Years Ago Tonight

http://deadspin.com/5886723

On Feb. 20, 1992, more American homes tuned into The Simpsons than they did The Cosby Show or the Winter Olympics from Albertville, France. A foul-mouthed cartoon on a fourth-place network bested the Huxtables and the world’s best amateur athletes. Fox over NBC and CBS—its first-ever victory in prime time. New over old.

Why the shift? Well, the Olympic programming that night featured no marquee events, and Cosby was just two months away from ending its eight-season run. Meanwhile, The Simpsons, airing just its 52nd episode out of 500 (and counting), had put forth its most ambitious effort to date, an episode called “Homer at the Bat.” Months of work went into corralling nine baseball players, a cross-section of young stars and established veterans, to guest-star as members of a rec-league softball team.

Sam Simon, the co-creator of The Simpsons, originally pitched the idea, and it was put into words by John Swartzwelder, a charter member of the show’s writing staff, who would eventually pen 59 episodes, more than anyone else. On a staff full of fantasy baseball junkies, Swartzwelder was the über-geek, a fanatic who had rented out stadiums for hours at a time so he and his close friends could play ball. (Years after Swartzwelder’s departure from the show, it’s easy to see his influence endures. During the episode’s roundtable DVD commentary, the word “Swartzweldian” is used with a deference and awe usually reserved for long-dead Nobel Laureates.)

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 1:16 AM PST reply actions  

'Bama!

http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2012/02/hoover_police_department_nude.html

HOOVER, Alabama — A driver minus his clothing struck at least seven cars at various spots along Alabama 150 this afternoon before finally stopping for Hoover police.

Capt. Jim Coker gave this account:

Shortly after noon, police were called about the naked driver on Alabama 150.

As police searched for the 57-year-old man, he drove through the parking lot of Long-Lewis Ford Lincoln, where he hit at least two cars.

General Manager Terry Poole said the man — who was driving a gray pickup truck — backed into traffic and hit a car that was driving on 150. That car spun and hit a Long Lewis car that was being taken for a test drive, Poole said.

“He just kept going,” Poole said.

The driver continued eastbound on Alabama 150 toward the U.S. 31 intersection, damaging more cars in two more crashes along the way. The driver still did not pull over.

As the driver approached the 31 intersection, a Hoover police officer saw the man and tried to pull him over.

The officer turned on the patrol car’s lights and sirens, but the driver went through the intersection and hit more cars. After that wreck, the driver stopped and the officer found that the man was not wearing any clothes.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 1:30 AM PST reply actions  

Figures. And not really surprising at this point.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 6:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Cat lovers...

It’s Cat Day (neko no hi or ni ni ni (2-2-2)/kinda like the sound a cat makes) in Japan.

nyan nyan.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 1:57 AM PST reply actions  

Yeah buddy

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 4:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice kitty.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 6:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw a dead cat by the side of the road this morning on my way to work. It made me sad. :(

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

there’s been a dead cat on the side of the freeway that’s been there for like weeks…

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur.
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
CaliforniaGoldenBlogs/Twitter/Facebook/Clothing Store

by Ohio Bear on Feb 22, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

HOLY CRAP. I’m watching a re-run right now just as Penny’s singing this to Sheldon…and then I z’ed to this comment!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

cat’s do not say anything like “nyan”. nor do they say “meow” but it is definitely not anything like “nyan”

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

i thought it was belgian dogs?

snowy always said “woah! woah!”

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Columbus pimpslaps San Jose

Sharks are chum for hungry Blue Jackets
Further proof that Central Ohio is superior to the Bay Area. Slump buster my keester!

The Columbus Blue Jackets assured that the San Jose Starks would remain stuck in a rut, scoring four goals in the first period and never looking back in a 6-3 win at Nationwide Arena on Tuesday night.
Jeff Carter hit the net twice in the first period on his way to a hat trick, and Steve Mason made 38 saves as Columbus handed San Jose its fourth consecutive loss.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2012 6:27 AM PST reply actions  

Wow, I can see the aura of superiority all the way from Maryland.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 6:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Link to a 1:30 video showing how cool Columbus is each morning. And by cool I mean temperature wise. Apparently we like steam as much as the Cal campus.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2012 6:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Looks chillly.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 7:04 AM PST up reply actions  

So chilly, it merited an extra l.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 7:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad I forgot the Sharks played last night. Look like I didn’t miss much.

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Feb 22, 2012 6:42 AM PST up reply actions  

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow

The Sharks have officially hit rock bottom on this road trip

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
CaliforniaGoldenBlogs/Twitter/Facebook/Clothing Store

by Ohio Bear on Feb 22, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought they were going to have Thornton and Nash switch locker rooms during the 2nd intermission.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Thornton is looking slowww

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Kings lose to Heat but keep things respectable
Kings 108, Heat 120: Well, That Wasn’t So Bad

Coming into this game, I fully expected this to be one of the uglier games of the season. The Heat are really, really good, and the Kings are really, really bad on the road. So I was pleasantly surprised by the play of the team tonight in what might have been one of the best offensive performances of the season for Sacramento.

The Kings got off to a great start against the Heat, starting out with a 17-9 lead. Miami would come roaring back, but the Kings remained competitive through three quarters, thanks to some of the best ball movement of the season. The Kings finished with 24 assists, and would have had several more if players had caught the ball cleanly on fast breaks. The best part of the ball movement was how well the Kings were cutting off the ball, particularly Marcus Thornton, who finished with 23 points on 16 shots.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 6:50 AM PST reply actions  

Moral victories!

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 7:16 AM PST up reply actions  

MBB heads to Utah to try and finish season strong
Bears Hit Salt Lake in Search of Sixth Straight

The Golden Bears (22-6, 12-3 Pac-12) seek to set a season-high winning streak of six games when they head to Salt Lake City to face Utah (5-21, 2-12). Cal tied a Haas Pavilion record with their 17th win, this season, in a 77-63 victory against Oregon State, but the Bears have suffered two of their three conference losses on the road.

Cal has reached the 22-win mark for the third time in head coach Mike Montgomery’s four years at the helm; a first in program history. Utah is in the middle of a seven-game skid that started on Jan. 26, but has earned each of its Pac-12 victories at home, this season.

The Bears will need to maintain their momentum down the stretch to stay in the hunt for the first Pac-12 regular-season title as they are currently tied with Washington for first place. Each team will finish the regular season with three road games, including a meeting with their respective rivals. Cal will continue to lean on its seniors Jorge Gutierrez and Harper Kamp as the regular-season race comes to a close.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 6:53 AM PST reply actions  

roll on you bears

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

WBB makes final Homestand
California Closes Out Season with Three Home Games


The California Golden Bears (20-7, 11-4 Pac-12) finish off the regular season with three consecutive home games. They open the homestand on Thursday, Feb. 23 facing the Utah Utes (13-12, 6-8 Pac-12) at 7 p.m. at Haas Pavilion.

The Bears head into the weekend series with a two-game lead in the race for the No. 2 seed in the Pacific Life Pac-12 Tournament with three games remaining. Stanford has already secured the top seed in the tournament. The Bears lead Arizona State by two games, USC by 2.5 and Oregon State by three. The top four teams in the tournament will receive first round byes.

The Bears are also playing to position themselves for the post season. Cal has moved up to No. 27 in the latest RPI rankings, one of the more-important items factored into the decision of the NCAA Tournament selection committee.

The Bears try to continue to build momentum by hosting Utah and Colorado this week. Utah has won three games in a row, including an overtime win at Colorado last week.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 6:54 AM PST reply actions  

TheBuckeyeBear – you are not alone .. . in being dead to me

" Raised in the Bay Area. Go Bears! But go Bucks more! "

/He’s actually a friend of mine. Still needs to be given shit about this.

by LeonPowe on Feb 22, 2012 6:54 AM PST reply actions  

I would be his friend, except he’s a Steelers fan…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 7:04 AM PST up reply actions  

This is unfortunate; however, if said friend actually attended tOSU and that’s his/her alma mater, we understand. If he/she instead went to Cal and STILL INEXPLICABLY LOVES THE BUCKEYES, THEN THAT PERSON IS DEAD TO US.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2012 7:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I am a zombie BuckeyeBear!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 7:07 AM PST up reply actions  

This would explain why you never think to bathe.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2012 7:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but socially momentous occasions remind me. Now that I know your wife is a hugger, I will always be clean around her!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 7:09 AM PST up reply actions  

“As God is my witness, I will never be poor(ly bathed) again!”

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 7:11 AM PST up reply actions  

The first step is acceptance. Or is it denial?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Feb 22, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I would get him supporting the buckeyes, but not MORE than Cal. Hint hint, TBB.

by LeonPowe on Feb 22, 2012 7:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I love them both! Equally! Not separately!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 7:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Our (and I say OUR since it is OUR university) will be playing Ohio State in its next football game. What color will you be wearing. Think carefully. Or be banned and forever have to post on All Along the Olentangy or whatever that blog is called.

by LeonPowe on Feb 22, 2012 7:11 AM PST up reply actions  

She may try to be clever and go with grey. Accordingly, unless her answer is blue and/or gold, banishment is warranted.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2012 7:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I think she will try to be clever and wear purple

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 8:10 AM PST up reply actions  

FUCK UW

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

She might try to wear a “house divided” shirt, making it difficult for people to chant to get her to take it off. “TAKE OFF THAT REEEEED PORTION OF YOUR SHIRT!”

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 22, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

AJ HAwk’s sister wants her half and half jersey back…

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm?

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

why you bringing the furd into this?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m collecting flags

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Good thing none of us here would be so silly as to go out with furdies!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve seen it for Cal Stanford on a license plate before. I think you can get that customized for any rivalry.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Even the dreaded CALumbus Bear/Ohio Bear rivalry?

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Whoa

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Ohio Bear is my rival? Very devious that he pretends to be my friend!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Keep your friends close, and your enemies in your chair.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

But not in your bed.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

No wonder CALumbus Bear is so uncomfortable right now!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

"A house divided cannot stand"

If anyone in my family decides to become a Stanfurd fan, I may just have to banish them to a Siberian gulag.

www.LosAngelesRams.org

CALIFORNIA ANGELS . . . ANAHEIM DUCKS . . . CALIFORNIA GOLDEN BEARS
1920 • 1921 • 1922 • 1923 • 1937 • 1947 • 1951 • 1957 • 1959 • 2002 • 2002 • 2007

by AndyHogan14 on Feb 22, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow… you are extremely merciful…

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

friend has this flag in his house. the wife’s a furdy.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

RACIS

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 7:17 AM PST up reply actions  

“I’m her mother! I’m her sister!”

Can you really love them equally?

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Sigh. I will give equal amounts of ice cream to Cal fans and OSU fans.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Have to disagree.....

….I went to UCDavis and still cheer (hard) for Cal in head to head matchups !!!!!

Their victory over Furd in football a few years back was PARTICULARLY sweet, though…..

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Feb 22, 2012 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

hahha, thank you for that. that game kept the ’furd out of a bowl that year.

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Yay Davis!

At least it wasn’t a shutout when they played in Memorial!

by OaktownAggie on Feb 22, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

So much Seoul

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:57 AM PST reply actions  

1. point camera
2. open shutter.
3. close shutter.
4. put on internet.
5. PROFIT

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Can you take photos like this too?!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

share

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you really want to see turkey’s adventures in overexposure on a street corner? Think about it …

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

i bracket the hell out of that corner with multiple exposures.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you saying that you repeatedly take your pants off?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

twist needs something to hold.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

yes

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Rishi has a request for his LinkedIn photo!

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 22, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

blurry?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not a hipster!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you a fatty on Myspace?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

brb holding camera five feet above my head

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

stop making “duck face”!

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m blowing kisses at the camera!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s just going to have people run behind him while he stays still! Motion blur in the background to show he’s going places.

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 22, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

or everybody else is going places.

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Unless the camera is moving with Rishi, so he stays in focus!

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 22, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s going places and he’ll take you with him!

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 22, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

He can put that into his awesome video resume!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Come aboard the Rishi train!

too soon?

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Choo CHoo!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

CGB: only 4 degrees from a Simpson’s reference at any time.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:57 AM PST reply actions  

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 7:04 AM PST up reply actions  

And yet these people either are, or will be, eligible to vote. In a swing state.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 7:05 AM PST up reply actions  

California is a swing state?

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2012 7:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, I’m obsessed with Ohio.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 7:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Who isn’t!?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 7:08 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s mesmerizing, but not in a good way.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 7:11 AM PST up reply actions  

You just can’t look away…

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 7:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Ohioans are beautiful!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 7:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup they are!

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Love is in the air over Ohio

About one mile in the air.

Sightseeing takes on a different meaning onboard those flights. Welcome to Cincinnati’s Flamingo Air , where turbulence is expected.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2012 7:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaha

“thank God we wear headsets,” said “Captain” Dave MacDonald.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 7:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank Capitalism!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t recognize this person.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

all hail the beautiful people of Ohio!

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

#insertdumpstermuffinphoto

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

hey that was for all of the LoTR fans. It’s like the result of gollum raping an elf.

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, so that’s her and the Ohioans who post here, and their families. That’s 8 people in total?

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 7:23 AM PST up reply actions  

so…many…lawyers…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 7:24 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s what makes Ohio great!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2012 7:25 AM PST up reply actions  

2 lawyers, a scientist, a medical doctor, Mrs Ohio Bear, and 2 children. Right?

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 7:26 AM PST up reply actions  

And some astronauts

You know, NBD…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 7:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Does he post on CGB?

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 7:31 AM PST up reply actions  

John Glenn is a genuinely nice guy. Smart too.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you see his guest appearance on Frasier? It was really funny.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I met him in his offices on the day of Clinton’s first Inauguration, my Dad (or his friend, Can’t remember) had access to all the Congressional offices (Rayburn bldg?) and most of the Senators were doing open houses.

Anyway, there were about a dozen in our group, and even though Sen. Glenn was a little disappointed that not one of us was from Ohio, he couldn’t have been more gracious. Friendly, humble and charming; he gave my son a buckeye that I think he still has.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Your son can be an honorary buckeye!!!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s an oxymoron.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Senator Glenn gives poisonous nuts to children? I am troubled by this!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it was one of those chocolate-peanut butter treats you can get at Cracker Barrel…

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Senator Glenn is promoting childhood obesity? I am troubled by this!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s pushing back against Michelle Obama’s nanny state-ism!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah, real buckeye.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Senator Glenn is passing out real tOSU graduates? I am troubled by this!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

all the astronauts are pretty brainy.

except that diaper lady.

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Who amongst this motley crew is the tattoo artist?

by LeonPowe on Feb 22, 2012 7:29 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s too much Ohio in this thread.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 7:30 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

It is about Ohio after all.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 7:36 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s never too much when it comes to Ohio. That’s why most Ohioans are fat.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2012 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Golden Corral, FTW!

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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by Ohio Bear on Feb 22, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the bass fishing clubs I used to hang out with loved to go there after tournaments.

These were some very, very large dudes.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Feb 22, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a state full of swingers, does that count?

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Toosh. Count it.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

These are kids, right? right?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Women's Lacrosse playing this week
Cal Hosts No. 9 James Madison, Plays at Oregon

California (1-0, 1-0 in the MPSF) hopes to continue a strong start to the season with its home opener against No. 9 James Madison (0-0, 0-0 CAA) on Thursday, Feb. 23, and a road game at Oregon (1-2, 0-0 MPSF) on Sunday, Feb. 26. The Golden Bears, coming off an 18-6 victory in their season opener at Saint Mary’s on Feb. 19, will host the Dukes at 5 p.m. on Thursday at Witter Rugby Field before winging their way to Eugene, Ore., for a 1 p.m. tilt on Sunday against the Ducks at Papé Field.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 7:03 AM PST reply actions  

Pac-12 S&D Championships Start Today
Cal Vies for Pac-12 Championships

California seeks its first conference crown since 2009 when it competes in the nine-team field at the Pac-12 Championships from Wednesday through Saturday, Feb. 22-25, in Federal Way, Wash. The Golden Bears completed their dual-meet season with a 7-1 record (7-1 in the Pac-12) and a No. 1 ranking in the most recent College Swimming Coaches Association of America national poll.

Fans can follow the Pac-12 Championships online via live results.

Last year, Cal finished in second place at the then-Pac-10 Championships before capping the season with its team title at the NCAA Championships.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 7:04 AM PST reply actions  

Softball Balling
No. 1/3 Cal Looks to Continue Roll in the Desert

The No. 1/3 California softball team heads to its third desert locale in search of four more wins – this time traveling to the Palm Springs area for the Cathedral City Classic. The Golden Bears open with Fordham on Feb. 24, tackle Cal Poly and New Mexico State on Feb. 25 and close with CSUN on Feb. 26.

About the Cathedral City Classic
The Bears head to Palm Springs for the sixth consecutive year. Cal joins 34 other teams at the tournament, hosted by Oregon State. All of the games will take place at the Big League Dreams Complex in Cathedral City with the Bears playing their first three games on the Fenway Field and the closer on the Des Moines Field. For more information, please consult the tournament website by clicking here.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 7:06 AM PST reply actions  

Field Hockey snags some recruits
Field Hockey Adds Three For 2012

Head Coach Shellie Onstead has added three incoming freshmen to the California Golden Bear Field Hockey team with Lexi Collins, Stephanie Elmitt, and Kristen Lee signing National Letters of Intent. The three form the backbone of a recruiting class that will have more announcements coming later.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 7:08 AM PST reply actions  

Unclesam, you are killing it

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 7:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I realize I am a sports geek but this photo is wrong

It says it’s from Saturday’s game… but it’s Thursday’s game against Oregon. how could I tell? In true FiatLux fashion I noticed the section above the score board was less than full and that was definitely not the case Saturday. Then I noticed Kravish shooting a free throw at 17:52 with Cal having scored 39 points. A quick check of the box scores show that took place Thursday not Saturday.

After doing all that sleuthing, I noticed the head coach of the opposing team in the photo is white… doh!

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

What if that isn’t Haas Pavilion at all!??!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Then it definitely wasn’t saturday night

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank you for pointing out that the head coach is white, since I don’t see race.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, green/yellow in the stands?

by iVinshe on Feb 22, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

No, the caption is wrong.

How can a photo be wrong (unless it’s been p-chopped)?

But feel free to call out the person who wrote the caption. I’d be tempted.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Feb 22, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you think the DC ‘improved upon’ fiatlux’s idea?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of Tim Tebow

the Nike plus app has famous athletes giving “attaboy/girl” announcements when you finish a run. For ages all I got was Dirk Nowitzki and Sanya Richards Ross ( I should be so chiseled) but all of a sudden Tebow appeared yesterday. He didn’t sound very enthusiastic about it.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 7:10 AM PST reply actions  

He probably gave more credit to God than to you for your run.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 7:18 AM PST up reply actions  

If he did, he was polite enough to not say so.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 7:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Which is really surprising.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Nike is more interested in clocking dollars than converts. If people want to imagine that Tebow is implying God’s munificence, they will.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 7:49 AM PST up reply actions  

as long as he does it in English.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

No, I’m good on this one, I only measure my runs in metric.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s a looooooot of fiber, laddie.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Feb 22, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

No need to be retentive.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

sounds like you got bowel problems, methinks.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Not at all, like clockwork!

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Too. Much. Information.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude, when you get past 40, you’ll find that exciting too.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I still have >10 years of enjoying interesting stuff

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh sure. (Don’t have a second child!)

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

If I ever begin to find the intricacies of an acquaintance’s digestive function “exciting”, just kill me right then.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Says the man who sleeps with a copy of Elements of Style under his pillow/fiancee

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not my fault! She just finds it more comfortable with a book under there for support.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

i think he meant your own.

my friends and i have found these things interesting for as long as i can remember

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

God yes I mean my own. I don’t actually want to hear about other people’s bowel movements.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Hence, TMI.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t start the poop jokes, I just joined in.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

This is true. I remember always talking about destroying toilets after a crazy buffet. Farts always caused some sort of ridiculous reaction too

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Farts are inherently funny.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

For real. I think I’ll always laugh.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

i just laughed typing fart

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

And this just made me pringle. It’s a neverending cycle.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

flatus

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

flatuslux?

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

laughing at a bruin joke…i am losing my touch

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Laughed at the sound, but sometimes our eyes watered because of the stench. ~20 year old guys after all you can eat korean bbq = fun, fun, fun!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

note to self: do not have boys.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh stop acting like girls don’t fart.

(That said, it’s still less disturbing that having boys)

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

okay, girls fart and the ‘Cub still either doesn’t notice or she laughs at it, but I’m pretty sure she’ll grow out of that before she’s an adult.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

hehehehe farts.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t imagine the life you lead.

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 22, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I suppose she will.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Is outgrowing things finding less humor in the world? Cuz if so, that sucks for y’all.

On a completely unrelated note, pull my finger.

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

no.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

doesn’t matter, had gas-x

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Only if the windows are down.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t feed them soymilk….WOOOOOHWEEEEE

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Car farts are great… when you control the windows. I would always ask “I’m sorry, didn’t realize anyone else could smell that…”

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Chaucer knew it, and so did the olde-timey Japanese

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

HAHAH WTF!?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, just wow… And that fart collecting thing totally doesn’t work!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Feb 22, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Seth Meyers performed at Zellerbach and outlined a great first date romantic scenario that turned into a fart joke. Two minute buildup for a fart joke. Comedy genius!

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 22, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I cannot believe this thread just happened.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought this thread was a gas.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Just let it pass.

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

let’s not get anal about it. we may have to dig deep into the bowels of DBDs otherwise.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you shocked by anything in this DBD?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

You really need to fix your watch

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s just fine. I have a Swatch – I learned French, German, Italian, and Romany before I bought it though, so it’s okay.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m trying, it’s never too late to improve oneself.

And, unlike some people here, at least I spell American properly.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

That reminds me of this

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

in this subthread not a chance i am clicking on that

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s safe, I assure you!

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s completely harmless.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s porn

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

No bread for Lent.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 7:22 AM PST reply actions  

No sleep till Brooklyn.

by LeonPowe on Feb 22, 2012 7:25 AM PST up reply actions  

No sleep til Hammersmith.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 7:25 AM PST up reply actions  

No booze until tomorrow

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 22, 2012 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

shiver

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I know. Stupid baseball practice and conf calls with Asian counterparts.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 22, 2012 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

In Asia, they’re just called ‘counterparts.’

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

pqtm

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

How ionic.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

GOod, good.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Lemmy approves.

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Finally.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Why democracy may . . . may be a bad idea

This person may have a vote (Canadian, but still)

by LeonPowe on Feb 22, 2012 7:23 AM PST reply actions  

Trying to find correlations between this and the most hated state map…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 7:46 AM PST up reply actions  

They hate that California isn’t giving more money then it already is to Mississippi and Alabama.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

HOW DID YOU GET THAT PHOTO OF ME?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Hi, welcome to Windows 95

Could this operating system BE any easier to use?

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 8:00 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

funny.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey clippy, how YOU doing?

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Whoooopah!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Feb 22, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

PIVOT tables! PIVOT tables!

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 22, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh man, the Walkman SPORTS edition. I could never afford that, I’d just ogle the (printed paper) catalog.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah yes, $100 for a cassette player. Don’t you feel better that you didn’t get one?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a sound investment, though!

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 22, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Technology is cyclical!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I had one of those! It was an xmas gift. Loved it until someone “accidentally” knocked it off the table. It never worked again.

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

WOah

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

that one looks 80s to me…

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Zubaz seems super early 90s to me

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

sadly late 80s / early 90s are all starting to blur together for me

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

They were always all blurred together for me, it that makes you feel any better.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

it really does. thank you.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

RBI BASEBALL!! (i think )

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

oh man Simpson’s arcade game….

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

that is an NES – he is a poor bastard if this is really the 90’s. SNES was 91, if i recall? and n64 was 96 if i recall correctly. NES is no more a 90’s console than it is an 80’s console.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude, RBI Baseball!!!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 22, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Turkey wins.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

WHISKEY TIME!!

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

This is what I get for attempting to post before ’z’ing through the entire DBD first.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 22, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

You owe him one Whiskey, preferably from Whiskey Thieves.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough. Turkey, when would you like to collect?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 22, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

in a week or two is probably realistic

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I have

in my hand a ticket to go see The Pains of Being Pure at Heart in two nights. Also, tickets to see Death Cab for Cutie in March. Concert season has arrived in Shanghai!

by LeonPowe on Feb 22, 2012 7:27 AM PST reply actions  

Sounds fun! I’m enjoying The Pains of Being Pure at Heart’s Belong

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I regret I have but one rec to give this gif

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 7:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Look ‘Em in the Eye: Part II – How to Make Eye Contact the Right Way in Life, Business, and Love

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We’ll start off with a primer on how to make good eye contact in general conversational situations, and then we’ll tackle eye contact tips for specific scenarios. Let’s get started.

General Principles for Making Effective Eye Contact
Eye contact begets eye contact. You might be hesitant to make eye contact with people because you don’t think they want to make eye contact with you. And sure enough, when you look at them the first time, they look away. But they’re probably looking away because they’re thinking the same thing you did; that you don’t really want to make eye contact with them! Even though you made the first move, they’re still worried about rejection. But most people are just waiting for permission to get into a mutual gaze. Studies have shown that once one person in a conversing pair initiates greater eye contact, the other person will follow suit and increase his or her own level of eye contact as well.

But don’t be a creeper. In order for eye contact to be effective, it needs to be welcome and appropriate. When eye contact is unwanted, it goes from gazing to staring, and being stared at makes people uncomfortable. Eye contact results in physiologic arousal—it increases prefrontal brain activity and activates the sympathetic nervous system, speeding up a person’s heart rate, perspiration, and breathing. And this happens not only when you’re directly looking into someone’s eyes, but also when you simply perceive that someone is staring at you. This arousal can be a good thing–if you and a lovely lady are looking into each other’s eyes, it can create a more intense connection. But when someone fixes their gaze on you in a creepy way, it can feel as if a predator is stalking you in the wild; it sets off your threat-o-meter.

Thus good eye contact is based on mutuality.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 7:35 AM PST reply actions  

How Waiters Read Your Table

staurants Train Servers to Judge Diners, Make Service More Personal; Nixing ‘Hello, My Name Is…’ .

Called “having eyes” for a table, or “feeling” or “reading” the table by restaurant workers, it’s how the best waiters know what type of service you prefer before you tell them. From fine dining to inexpensive chains, restaurants are working to make service more individualized as the standard script (’I’m so-and-so and I will be your server tonight") is sounding dated.

Even chain restaurants like Denny’s, T.G.I. Friday’s, and Romano’s Macaroni Grill are focusing more on personalized service by training staff to note body language, eye contact and offhand remarks, hoping to make service feel less mechanical. Traditionally, eateries taught waiters to follow a script and push add-ons like desserts and drinks.

Getting service right, not just food, is increasingly crucial for restaurants. The number of people going to restaurants is expected to grow by less than 1% through 2019, slower than population growth, predicts NPD Group, a market research firm. At the same time restaurants from Applebee’s to fine-dining spots like Press St. Helena in California’s Napa Valley say guests expect better service as they continue to demand top value for their dollar and learn more about restaurants’ behind-the-scenes operations through TV shows and books.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 7:47 AM PST reply actions  

Are we in a time warp!?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Let me ask my cousin scientist in Shanghai.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

lets do the time warp againnnnnnnnn

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I was referencing the DBD

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I used to love cast iron……

I love to cook and I used to wash my cast iron, then oil it, then caress it……uh…….but I digress. Suffice to say I was a fan. But I’ve not used my “how to cook while coming across the plains in a wagon” pan in ages. Why? For regular cooking I’ve gone to a nice non-stick surface (have a small and large version) and for “heavy duty cooking” (e.g. fried chicken, searing a roast prior to slow-cooking or ’queing, etc.) I now use a large, deep sauce pan. Handles the heat, keeps in the splatter…….blah, blah, blah.

And I DON’T mean to rain on your parade, but wondering a) if I should dig ol’ anchor-weight cast iron out of deep storage, or b) am I justified in thinking it’s from Grandma’s era (she DID love that pan) and it’s time to move on.

Fiat, what do you use it for where it functions better than anything else?

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Feb 22, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I am not fiat, but I have a relatively deep cast iron that works well for roasting plus other things. In your slow-cooking example, you might sear the roast in the cast iron then move everything including cast iron to your oven.

And I still use cast iron for frying things.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

i so wish you were me. my life would be so much better.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

We should start a cast iron club, where we mail each other a favorite cast iron skillet every month.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

The post office would LOVE us!

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

SAVE THE POST OFFICE, SAVE THE WORLD

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

If it fits, it ships!

There’s a wedding joke in here somewhere…

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

twss?
if it fits, it ships!

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I love the cast iron. My almost always go to. I use it primarily for breakfasts and for making spaghetti sauces and stuff like that.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve bought a few used at Flea Markets. Takes a bit of time to get the rust off, but definitely worth it for the price.

by Shadwhand on Feb 22, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Another reason for fiat to avoid going to Peru
Landmines Close Peru-Chile Border
Officials closed the border between Peru and Chile on Monday after heavy flooding washed up 1970s-era landmines near a highway that connects the two countries. The Chilean army planted the mines during a period of tension between the countries in the 1970s. The total number of displaced mines is unkown, but at least four devices were detonated near the highway that connects Tacna, Peru, to Arica, Chile. The flooding, caused by unusually heavy summer rains, has also destroyed thousands of homes and displaced residents.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 8:28 AM PST reply actions  

i am loving this meme

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

are you saying that fiatlux is afraid of danger?

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Feb 22, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

How did that become a meme?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Same way everything becomes a meme here — through mindless repetition.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t remember how it started in the first place.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

You should go back and peruse the rest of the DBDs

#zeroutofnineteen

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

isn’t his middle name Danger?

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was Trouble.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

That starts with T!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Calling NorCalNick

I happened upon this, as of yet, unheralded link on the Cal Women’s BBall page called “ThisIsCalBasketball” and I need your help. The videos are pretty damn cool; check ’em out.

But who is #35 in this video: http://thisiscalbasketball.com ????

She’s not on the roster and I’m not recalling anyone leaving the team earlier this year (and it’s not DeNesha…..the team is THIS year’s team). In addition to the produced pieces they also have video highlights from their games. WAY COOL !!!!! Endears me even MORE to this team.

Softball should DEFINITELY do this, too !!!!! In fact, I don’t see that any OTHER teams have this sort of cool video productions on their links. Athletic department needs to expand it out, me thinks.

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Feb 22, 2012 8:41 AM PST reply actions  

I believe #35 is Erica Johnson, who elected to transfer to North Carolina about a month ago.

And yeah – the videos on that site are amazing. I try to embed them into the women’s basketball posts here when they are available.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Her name sounds familiar now....

…..too many other, athletic bigs that she was going to play behind? I was SO impressed by Reshanda when I saw her in Corvallis on Saturday. She and Gen move so well, but she’s also got the mass to move people and play physically.

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Feb 22, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Mike Silver on Tim Tebow:

The moment when I first got religion on Tim Tebow, I was holding a blue tortilla chip about two feet from my mouth. I held it there so long that the pico de gallo eventually dislodged itself, plummeting onto the leg of my jeans. I barely noticed. The world was flatter than the TV screen a few yards in front of me, and all logic had just gone over the edge.

Sitting in the press lounge at Cowboys Stadium, where I had come to cover a mid-December game, I was witnessing the latest Tebow miracle play out with scores of my thoroughly entertained peers. Tebow, as usual, had been Ryan Leaf- atrocious for most of the game before leading the Denver Broncos to a late touchdown, cutting the Chicago Bears’ lead to 10-7. All the Bears had to do was not trip on their dicks and it was over. And then, on cue, halfback Marion Barber brain-locked and ran out of bounds, giving Tebow enough wiggle room for another insane comeback, this one featuring two fifty-plus field goals by Matt Prater. Tebow wins—again!—continuing a trend that none of the players, coaches, front-office executives, or other football insiders with whom I constantly communicate even pretended to understand.

Never before has an NFL player’s success been so simultaneously polarizing, perplexing, and captivating. From the billboard that went up in Denver last September calling for Tebow to start, to the brilliant Saturday Night Live sketch that lampooned his over-the-top Christianity, to the evangelically euphoric victory lap he took after shredding the league’s top defense in a playoff victory over the Pittsburgh Steelers, Tebow hijacked a season and messed with football’s finest minds. More than a dozen of them weigh in here, as we attempt to make sense of the ongoing conundrum known as Tebowmania.

In the Game of Trolls, you either troll or you die.
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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 9:02 AM PST reply actions  

Why were the Bears and Broncos playing at Cowboys Stadium?

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Looks Like Rishi will get his wish, a California Rep. primary that MEANS something
Washington — Long written off as too late to matter, California’s Republican primary June 5 may turn out to matter a lot. A new Field Poll shows former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum just six points behind front-runner Mitt Romney, the former governor of Massachusetts.

California’s mother lode of 172 delegates has long been considered Romney’s firewall against a contested or even brokered national convention in Tampa, Fla., in August. A contested convention is the ultimate nightmare scenario for the GOP, which has savored this year as its best chance since Jimmy Carter to deny a second term to an incumbent Democratic president.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2012/02/21/MNT71NAFIR.DTL#ixzz1n8DtjtJX

Link

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 9:13 AM PST reply actions  

It still might not mean anything. If Mitt sweeps AZ/Mich and dominates Super Tuesday, it’s probably over. But that’s a big if at this point.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Is CA winner-take-all or proportional?

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Kinda both
The state’s primary, where votes from only Republican registered voters will be counted in the presidential contest, awards the winner in each of its 53 congressional districts all the delegates from that district.

by minesweeper on Feb 22, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

So winner-take-all on the district level.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t wait!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I think I know who you’ll be voting for with about 95% degree of confidence.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Bobby Jindal?

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not going to say.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Tom Brady?

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Me?

In the Game of Trolls, you either troll or you die.
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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

…the GOP, which has savored this year as its best chance since Jimmy Carter to deny a second term to an incumbent Democratic president.

Um…..there’s only been ONE other opportunity…….so “best” is a pretty low bar…….right?

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Feb 22, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of which, watched part 2 of the Clinton thing on PBS last night. Really interesting.; But man, were they harsh. I was really surprised. They spent A LOT of time on that women, Miss Lewinsky.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, its very salacious. Thatll drive ratings. Also, it captivated the nation for a lengthy period of time.

In the Game of Trolls, you either troll or you die.
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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

You sounded like an 80 year old man saying that

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

So it was this and not the knitting or seersucker suits?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Seersucker suits are cool.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Seersucker Suits worn by ancient hipsters
The fabric was originally worn by the poor in the U.S. until undergraduate students in the 1920s, in an air of reverse snobbery, began to wear the fabric. Damon Runyon [Newspaper man] wrote that his new habit for wearing seersucker was “causing much confusion among my friends. They cannot decide whether I am broke or just setting a new vogue.”

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Link?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

WikiPEDia – wiki/Seersucker

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I still stick with my original statement.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Seersucker is for all ages!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

.DISCUSSION…AS OF 8:30 AM PST WEDNESDAY…OUTSIDE OF JUST A FEW
CLOUDS OVER THE FAR SOUTHERN PORTION OF THE CWA WE ARE ENJOYING
WIDESPREAD SUNSHINE. TEMPERATURES WILL WARM TO ABOVE/WELL ABOVE
NORMAL VALUES TODAY AS A COMBINATION OF A RIDGE OF HIGH PRESSURE
PLUS FAVORABLE SPEEDS AT THE SURFACE HELP TO PUSH READINGS INTO
THE 70S FOR MANY AREAS. WILL KEEP AN EYE ON RECORD READINGS
ALTHOUGH AGREE WITH PREVIOUS SHIFT THAT MOST PLACES WILL FALL A
BIT SHORT.

SENT OUT A MINOR FORECAST UPDATE THIS MORNING TO BOOST SPEEDS OVER
THE NORTH AND EAST BAY HILLS. DIABLO IS ALREADY GUSTING TO OVER 50
MPH AND THIS IS A PREVIEW FOR TONIGHT INTO THURSDAY AS THE HIGHER
SPEEDS FILTER DOWN TO LOWER ELEVATION LOCATIONS.

UPPER SUPPORT AND STRENGTHENING PRESSURE GRADIENT WILL ALLOW
MODERATE TO STRONG NORTHEAST WINDS TO DEVELOP BY 4 AM THURSDAY IN
THE NORTH AND EAST BAY HILLS. MODEL GUIDANCE HAS BEEN CONSISTENT
FOR SEVERAL DAYS NOW AND WIDESPREAD GUSTS FROM 45 TO 50 MPH SEEM
LIKELY…ESPECIALLY OVER EASTERN NAPA COUNTY HILLS AND THE EAST
BAY HILLS THROUGH 6 PM THURSDAY. IN COORDINATION WITH WFO
SACRAMENTO A WIND ADVISORY HAS BEEN ISSUED TO HIGHLIGHT THIS
STRONG WIND EVENT. IN ADDITION TO THE WINDS...THURSDAY LOOKS TO BE
THE WARMEST DAY OF THE WEEK WITH NEARLY ALL OF THE DISTRICT
EXPECTED TO SEE TEMPERATURES WELL INTO THE 70S AND PERHAPS SOME
LOWER 80S IN A FEW SPOTS.
THE STRONG WINDS IN THE HILLS WILL KEEP
OVERNIGHT TEMPS MILD IN THE HILLS ONCE AGAIN AND ALLOW FOR
FAVORABLE ADIABATIC WARMING. AT THE SAME TIME DEW POINTS WILL
LOWER AND HUMIDITY VALUES WILL DRY OUT IN AN AUTUMNAL LIKE OFFSHORE
WIND EVENT.

WINDS WILL EASE LATER THURSDAY NIGHT INTO FRIDAY WITH A FEW
DEGREES OF COOLING FORECAST ON FRIDAY AS THE HIGH WEAKENS AS
A COLD FRONT MOVES INTO THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST. IN FACT BY LATE
FRIDAY AFTERNOON A NOTED SHIFT TO WESTERLY WINDS WILL DEVELOP
ALONG THE COAST. SET-UP SUGGESTS A GOOD MARINE PUSH OF CLOUDS AND
COOL MARINE AIR BY SATURDAY MORNING ACROSS THE BAY AREA. THUS
FORECAST WILL SHOW 10-15 DEGREES OF COOLING ON SATURDAY FOR MOST AREAS.
A WELL DEFINED FRONT IS FORECAST TO DROP ACROSS THE NORTHERN HALF
OF THE STATE ON SATURDAY BUT MOST OF THE PRECIP LOOKS TO STAY
NORTH OF THE BAY AREA. HOWEVER HAVE LEFT A SLIGHT CHANCE OF
SHOWERS FOR THE FAR NORTH BAY.


HAVE SCALED BACK POPS FOR EARLY NEXT WEEK WITH THE LATEST
FORECAST UPDATE. AS HAS BEEN THE CASE FOR MUCH OF THE WINTER
THINGS AREN`T LOOKING TOO FAVORABLE RIGHT NOW FOR ANY SIGNIFICANT
PRECIP. AT THIS TIME THE ECMWF SHOWS THE NEXT LEGITIMATE CHANCE OF
RAIN BY ABOUT NEXT WEDS/THURSDAY.

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 9:15 AM PST reply actions  

screwed. drought, here we come

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

KA21 is a junior
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM


No. 15 Keenan Allen, WR, California

2011 numbers: Allen caught 98 passes for 1,343 yards with six touchdowns. He averaged 13. 7 yards per reception.

Preseason ranking: Unranked.

Making the case for Allen: Allen earned first-team All-Pac-12 honors after ranking second in the Pac-12 in receiving yards. His 103.3 receiving yards per game ranked 10th in the nation in third in the conference. The 6-foot-3, 205-pound junior put up his huge numbers despite Cal quarterback Zach Maynard — Allen’s half-brother — ranking 69th in the nation and 10th in the Pac-12 in passing efficiency. If Maynard improves in 2012, Allen’s numbers should go up, particularly with the graduation of second-leading receiver Marvin Jones. If there was a downside to Allen’s 2011 season, it was him playing better over the first half of the season — he averaged 138 yards receiving per game in the first six games — than the second, when he failed to eclipse 100 yards receiving over the final seven games. And you can be sure he’d like to reach the endzone a few more times.

#doomgang

by Redonkulous Bear on Feb 22, 2012 9:20 AM PST reply actions  

Speaking of Ohio

GQ’s Interesting/Sad In-depth look at the Ohio Zoo fiasco

The miracle of the great Zanesville zoo escape—which began last fall when a depressed, desperate man named Terry Thompson set free his vast collection of exotic animals—was that not a single innocent person was hurt. The incident made global news. It also thrust into daylight, if only for a brief moment, a secret world of privately owned exotic animals living off the grid, and often right next door. We sent Chris Heath to Zanesville, Ohio, to find out where the wild things are—and what the hell they’re doing there

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 9:52 AM PST reply actions  

Maurice Sendak’s copyright lawyer is on line two…….

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Feb 22, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Women's BBall Videos


Check out the Women’s BBall team’s video pages (posted more prominantly than I did above). There’s some really cool stuff here, including highlights of their games, etc. Gotta say, they LOOK like they’re having alot of fun !!!!!!

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Feb 22, 2012 10:06 AM PST reply actions  

Phil Steele NFL draft stuff
y no marv jones?

Defensive Ends:
Rank NAME POS HT WT SCHOOL Proj Round
1 Quinton Coples DE 6-6 272 North Carolina Top 10
2 Melvin Ingram DE 6-2 272 South Carolina 1st Round
3 Andre Branch DE 6-4 260 Clemson 1st Round
4 Whitney Mercilus DE 6-4 263 Illinois Late 1st Early 2nd
5 Nick Perry DE 6-3 250 USC Late 1st Early 2nd
6 Jared Crick DE 6-4 286 Nebraska 2nd Round
7 Chandler Jones DE 6-5 264 Syracuse 2nd Round
8 Vinny Curry DE 6-3 260 Marshall Late 2nd Early 3rd
9 Cam Johnson DE 6-3 270 Virginia 3rd Round
10 Trevor Guyton DE 6-3 280 California 3rd Round
11 Jonathan Massaquoi DE 6-2 250 Troy 3rd Round

Inside Linebackers:
Rank NAME POS HT WT SCHOOL Proj Round
1 Luke Kuechly ILB 6-2 235 Boston College Top 20
2 Vontaze Burfict ILB 6-3 252 Arizona St Late 1st Early 2nd
3 Dont’a Hightower ILB 6-3 260 Alabama Late 1st Early 2nd
4 Audie Cole ILB 6-5 239 NC State 3rd Round
5 Mychal Kendricks ILB 6-1 240 California 4th Round

Punters:
Rank NAME POS HT WT SCHOOL Proj Round
1 Drew Butler P 6-2 210 Georgia 5-6th Round
2 Bryan Anger P 6-4 207 California 6-7th Round
3 Shawn Powell P 6-4 235 Florida St 7th Round UFA

#doomgang

by Redonkulous Bear on Feb 22, 2012 10:15 AM PST reply actions  

Correction
y no marv jones?

Wide Receivers
Rank NAME POS HT WT SCHOOL Proj Round
1 Justin Blackmon WR 6-1 211 Oklahoma St Top 10
2 Michael Floyd WR 6-3 229 Notre Dame 1st Round
3 Kendall Wright WR 5-10 194 Baylor 1st Round
4 Alshon Jeffery WR 6-4 232 South Carolina Late 1st Early 2nd
5 Mohamed Sanu WR 6-2 218 Rutgers Late 1st Early 2nd
6 Brian Quick WR 6-4 209 Appalachian St 2nd-3rd Round
7 Nick Toon WR 6-1 213 Wisconsin 2nd-3rd Round
8 Dwight Jones WR 6-4 207 North Carolina 3rd Round
9 Chris Givens WR 6-0 196 Wake Forest 3rd Round
10 Rueben Randle WR 6-4 208 LSU 3rd Round

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Feb 22, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t think he’d fall that far. Hopefully the 49ers pick him up. God knows they need receivers.

by puresilence on Feb 22, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Jewish style? LOOSE?! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG racis!!! SO RACIS. ANGER! RAGE!

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

stolen from friend's fb

“The only ‘B’ word you should use to call women is ‘beautiful’. Bitches love being called beautiful.”

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 10:30 AM PST reply actions  

Why is Aaron Rodgers day the same day the world ends?
MADISON — The state Assembly has passed a resolution naming a day for Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers.

The resolution designates Dec. 12, 2012, as Aaron Rodgers Day. The Assembly passed the resolution unanimously on Tuesday and sent it on to the state Senate.

Rodgers, who wears No. 12, led the Packers to a Super Bowl victory last year and helped them to a 15-2 record this past season. The New York Giants defeated Green Bay in the playoffs and went on to win the Super Bowl.

Rodgers also was named the league’s most valuable player for the 2011-12 season.

#doomgang

by Redonkulous Bear on Feb 22, 2012 10:45 AM PST reply actions  

why does he hate Joe Roth?

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought the world ended on 12/21/12, not 12/12/12.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

“Correct”

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Feb 22, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

VINTAGE

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:00 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

SWEET

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it real.....

…..or is it professionally faded? Cuz, you know, there’s such a huge market for old-looking Cal stuff…….

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Feb 22, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s incredible and totally awesome!

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

$25 from American Eagle, btw

Link in case anyone wants it

I’ve already used up my clothing budget for the next several months, so can’t buy :(

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Love it. Just ordered one.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Lemme know how you like it!

PS, if anyone in SF wants it and doesn’t want to pay shipping, I get free two-day shipping, so holla at a playa

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

yah

I’m on a one year trial with them (will cancel in like a month to be safe)

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, I got the free trial too.

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget to cancel it or you’ll be out $80!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I forget—did we have to provide them our CC info when we signed up?

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

just checked. they didn’t have my card info on file, but I canceled auto-renewal anyway. good looking out.

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

ordering when i get home.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 12:29 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

In the Marshawn Lynch blog yesterday.......

……we briefly discussed who the most popular Pac-10/12 athlete was. One person thought Marshawn, another (whose name rhymes with QuistNLook) thought Aaron Rodgers, and I voted for Alex Morgan……..hey, I SAID it was a brief discussion……

Let’s limit this to people who are ACTIVELY athletes (Mick Luckhurst doesn’t count, etc.), but who do you think?

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Feb 22, 2012 11:03 AM PST reply actions  

what do we mean by “most popular”? I’d venture DeSean

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

probably aaron rodgers, because football is the most popular sport in the US…

alternatively, it could be that evil furdie that plays golf… if popular = well known, not well liked

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by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Ooops....

….forgot about him……dangit.

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by BTown85 on Feb 22, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

1. Rodgers
2. Lynch
3. Lincecum

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Is Lincecum really that popular outside of the Bay Area? I doubt that.

by puresilence on Feb 22, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Big Time Timmy Jim ads made him pretty likeable…moreso than Desean

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

no. not popular outside the bay.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 12:31 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I like me some Tony Gonzales even though his career may be wrapping up.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe even Tony Gonzalez

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

;-)

He’s a stud.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously! He’s not only been Top-3 in his position since he entered the league, but is a future hall of fame-er! Also, he’s been a pretty standup guy

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

he’s an awesome guy. when i was thinking about buying a new house I actually looked at his… didn’t know it was his when i looked and wasn’t “wowed” by it, but when I found out it was Tony G’s i have to admit, it got a lot more wowish.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Funny

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by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

like looking in a mirror

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

We all should learn to replicate that sexy smoldering look.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

you can’t learn it Rishi… you can’t learn it.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

:(

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, here's what I was looking for

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

owned

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

FUCKING LONGCAT

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

lolz

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

“plz do not hotlink”

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by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

i think rowan atkinson is unbearably sexy

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Hello ladies

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

what is UP with that shirt

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by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Robbed some kids at a picnic

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

his Top Gear interview was A+

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

plus his excellent lap time.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

plus his expression for the sense of imperiousness you get from driving a Range Rover…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

and that’s why I can’t see anything :(

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ll just have to look at the DBD in non-work hours.

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by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is Brad Pitt looking all squinty?

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by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s trying to count the number of kids in his home

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

asians look good.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 12:43 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

/high fives

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Feb 22, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

up high

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 1:13 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Careful, Kodiak might tear his labrum reaching up.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Down low!

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by Kodiak on Feb 22, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I only wish I looked that good in a bikini… wait, what?

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I still love the football to show us that he is famous guy from the ‘N-F-L’

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by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

He was totes rooks status back then!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Would it have been so difficult to say ‘he was totally in rookie status back then’?

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by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Today is “Talk Like Twist Day”

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

What do I do all day?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Talk like Rishi

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Needs to play better ball.

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by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s JaMarcus Russell with better talent around him

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Whoa

Not quite that bad, surely?

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by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Not as fat

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Airbrushed abs

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by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah, they’re real and they’re spectacular.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I tattooed a sixpack across my real abs, now I never have to work out.

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by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Twist shaved his stomach hair into the shape of a six pack

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t wait until he does that with Kline’s # over the next 4 years.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s not so much shaving as it is sculpting, like one would do with shrub outside “it’s a small world”

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

reminds me of that communitychannel video on youtube..

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Voice of experience?

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by BTown85 on Feb 22, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

If only!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

PS – Teri Hatcher reference received……

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by BTown85 on Feb 22, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, I always wondered who that chick was

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

you’ve spent hours photoshopping your face onto her body so you would be with sanchize, huh?

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by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Seinfeld girl…

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish I had his nipples, though

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought this was a safe place!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

point to it on this doll

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

it puts the lotion on the skin?

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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Sucks to be me...

Mrs. Unclesam is on business in Hawaii this week. I could have gone but we couldn’t swing the extra flight on short notice (5 day lead time…). Now she’s at a resort with 3 open days and I’m still in AL.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 11:27 AM PST reply actions  

Yes, indeed, that does suck.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Solution: Bachelor Party at Unclesam’s!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

CGB Road trip! Come on down!

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it BYOH?

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but there is a lot of meth around here. So you can leave that at home.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

The flight to AL has GOT to be cheaper than to Hawaii.

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by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

They should be paying people to come here.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I bet not. Who wants to go there?

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by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Challenge Accepted. where is the closest airport to unclesam22?

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by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

SFO→ BHM for this Thurs/fri = $712.

GO RISHI

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by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Can I borrow $711?

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

totes no.

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by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, damnit

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Birmingham-Shuttlesworth International Airport is Alabama’s largest airport serving the Greater Birmingham area and surrounding Southeastern cities. Offering 120 daily flights to 45 airports in 42 cities throughout the United States, Birmingham-Shuttlesworth International Airport (BHM) presently ranks in the country’s top 75 airports in terms of passengers served annually. BHM served over 2.9 million passengers in 2010.

Is the comparable to about an hour at SFO?

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking about this the other day and if someone from out of town came here I’d have about a half a day of sightseeing and then we’d have to just hang out. Even the half of day would need to include a long breakfast and a long lunch…

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Elaborate on this food…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Southern food…yum

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by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes. Probably a local dive near my place for some grits (if you’re into that) for breakfast and then your pick of many local BBQ places for lunch. Dinner could be a meat and three (that’s a real kind of restaurant around here) or more BBQ. Chick-fil-a at some point too…

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Is shrimp and grits a breakfast dish or more of lunch/dinner thing?

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by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Lunch/dinner. Cheese grits are for any time and morning grits can have butter or syrup on them. Personally I’m not a fan of any of them…

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh good, you didn’t forget the cheese grits. I hate when people do that!

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by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Cheese grits, too!

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by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey I graduated from Sidney Lainer HS in Montgomery, so I have some idea of what ’Bama’s like. Makes me sad though to realize I attended for the brief period when it was integrated.

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by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

crazy!

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by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I try not to venture too far outside of Bham limits. Way too much crazy out there…and the whole integration thing seems mostly in name only these days.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know if y’all will find this story interesting, but during the time we lived in Alabama, my Mom operated a classic french restaurant on the weekends in a small town north of Montgomery.

Some background, my Mom was a fantastic chef, and was good an any number of cuisines, but she was probably best at classic french. She would practice her menu on us (which we enjoyed very much), and she served this in a Japanese restaurant where she was friends with the owner that was normally closed on the weekends.

Anyway I just find it sort of cosmically amusing that for a brief period of time, this tiny town in Alabama probably had the best french food for hundreds of miles in any direction; I wonder if anyone remembers eating there and what their reactions were.

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by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I find it interesting! But only 1 star, because you didn’t post pictures. Or buckeyes.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Sad, no photos to post.

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by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

This is fascinating to me. Did it get popular at all and did people come much? Seems like one of those things where people would be reticent to try bc it isn’t what their used to and is foreign.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Not that popular, because it was kind of odd the it was Japanese during the week, and then french on the weekends. I know she didn’t make any money doing it.

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by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Too bad it’s not still around. I’d make the drive…

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

If only she had the foresight to rebrand it as Freedom food.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

japanese?! did they serve bruce lee’s kung fu fried chiken?

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 12:48 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I found it very interesting!!! would have been better with pics tho ;-)

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree, photos would be nice.

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by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

is that a challenge?

brb

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, just regret, there are some family photos when we were young, and then nothing until I had a camera in college. No idea why.

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by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I am the same exact way… i think that may be why i’m so photo obsessed.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

probably because “MommmmMMMMMM. do you HAVE to take another picture?!?!?”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope, strictly the responsibility of Dads

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by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

“One star. Wanted A-1 sauce for my steak but chef would only give me some weird gooey mayo-shit called something like ‘bitch-a-mill’ "

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

1 star, clear health violations, i saw snails on someone’s plate! gettttt r’done!

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by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

1 star, not enough Roll Tide on the walls.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

One Star. F*** France

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm I guess this would be an inappropriate time to start rapping “Raptors in Paris”

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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Go on…

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Claw so hard! (That shit prey)

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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

not bad!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I got my raptors in Paris, and they’re going Cretaceous!

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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

What does that even mean?!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

No one knows what it means but it’s provocative

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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

pop bottles

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

pop moar bottles!

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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

ahhhhh

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

owned

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop saying owned

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

pwned

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

ta

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

npr

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

gfy

ita

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

zzzzzzzzz

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude

Whatever you think of France, they know their food.

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by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Pardon me, I only know your basic french expressions like ‘I surrender’.

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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Napoleon would like a word with you, son.

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by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

He didn’t fight to his death

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

He fought to plenty of other people’s deaths though.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

i only speak to Raptor Napoleon

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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

until he got russia and was like, “it cold. let’s go home.”

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 1:14 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

More like “damn you, I captured your capital, why don’t you surrender like all the rest of the monarchs?”

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by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

i still leaning towards “corsica’s nice this time of year. y’all should visit.”

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 1:39 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

sigh….

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Permanent seat on UNSC = last laugh.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer Spanish and Italian.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

i bet they prefer you too

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too for daily eating, but still appreciate good french food.

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by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, I guess she did at that.

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by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been to Vestavia Hills and Hoover, plus Bham itself.

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by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Sweet. I live and work in Vestavia Hills and initially lived and worked in Hoover.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Um, what about the nightlife?

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Not too much going on. Clubs and bars are few and far between so you have to make a choice and stay there.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

How many of them have chicks with all their teeth?

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

teef!

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by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

better than toof!

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 12:46 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

There actually is an ok hipster scene here, so you have a chance there. I have no idea about honky tonk bars…you’d see some things there for sure. Although I’m sure it’s not worse than a trip to Wal-Mart.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

How do they feel about indians?

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by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably never seen one. I’m being serious…there are a few that work at UAB (highly regarded medicine school in Birmingham) but beyond that, I have only encountered like 3 or 4 here.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

So Rishi could be tall, dark and hansome or flagged as a terrorist.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

And asked to produce his papers or be deported.

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by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably just detained for a few days.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Even if you vouch for my legitimacy (until I drink too many vodka red bulls, that is)?

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably get us both thrown in jail. It’s illegal to offer any kind of help to any illegals as well as to be illegal.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

So if Rishi gets pinched, you just claim he stole your wallet and demand all his money.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a lot of illegality.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Do they have an open bar in jail?

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

something will be open…

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I can believe that. There were places in California like that as recently as the 90s

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s worse, Birmingham, England, or Birmingham, Alabama?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Birmingham

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha. That’s great.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

One of my former profs was from Cambridge and he used to joke that they got him to come to the school by not telling him it was Birmingham, AL and he just assumed it was in England.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Although I’m sure it’s not worse than a trip to Wal-Mart.

Is this supposed to be some sort of recommendation?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 22, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

More like a lowest common denominator thing. Gives you an idea.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

dude … southern women … try it before you knock it.

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by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Just use protection so you don’t knock it while you’re trying it

#notproudofthatone

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I was around the corner from White Linen Night in NOLA last summer… holy crap.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Please tell me that’s not a kkk convention

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

No, it’s an arts event in the warehouse district in NOLA where everyone shows up wearing white linen… there were plenty of lumpy middle aged people like me, but there were also a lot of just stunning young (and not so young) women.

Unfortunately flickr doesn’t do it justice, but this gives you some idea:

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Were you the guy in the sandals?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I was too busy leaving the area so as not to make a complete ass of myself.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

So, you were the guy across the street with binoculars?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Dear me no… I was in my hotel room with those.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, party in NOLA

Equals funeral in India!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s not india there are no cows!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

TS

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by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

that is a LOT of white.
Clothes?
People?

Yes.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

There were some token Negroes.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

is this what they mean by the butterfly effect?

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by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Those feet look so structurally stressed.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

In my experience, the southern sorority girls look and act the part, but all they want is to marry a lawyer and start having babies…

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

“sorostitute”

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by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

i wish i had that word back in school.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

would it really have changed anything? a sorostitute by another name is still as slutty.

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by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s fun to say.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

would it have really changed anything? a sororstitute by another name is still a woman whose individual choices you should not judge.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

why don’t you take the next few plays off

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by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Sexist pig

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Timmy Chang?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

A football player, you racists.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

old.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

new

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

So how long have you been an Asian football player?

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Feb 22, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Since I was 12.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, if you’re in Asia.

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 22, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

brb going to law school

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

but your b-school apps, fees, and interviews!

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

brb going to acting school to pretend to be a lawyer

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

bob lablaw?

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by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

The ghostwriter behind Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

brb going to law school and marrying a woman from the South

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

DON'T DO IT!

You’ll end up a miserable thirty-year old with no sense of humour who doesn’t drink

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Bama bangs?

Is that a new porn site?

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

so helmet head…

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Essentially. Every male between the ages of 10 and 40 here has that hairstyle.

(I’m only slightly exaggerating)

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Hes not exaggerating. If you ever go to a big city in the South (or even one with a lot of tourists, like Asheville) you can immediately tell who the locals are and who are from out of town.

Also: beaten up polo hats

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

so THAT is where your style comes from…

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Bama Bangs

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you tell the locals in the bay area? like the tourists are the ones in shorts in june when it’s foggy and cold out?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

and they’re wearing the hastily bought “San Francisco” hoodies

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

From the Vista Point at the gg bridge

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

from fisherman’s wharf.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Not really. Were much more diverse

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats just every boy in the South. Not just Alabama.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

lol wut

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Shiiieett….. I was very close to doing all of that.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

yikes, sorry...

Was back there in December and I considered asking my boss if I could still work from home if ‘home’ was Hawaii.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I forgot the other worst part...

..she’s there to photograph and then interview Jack Johnson. One of my favorite artists of course…

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I love me some Banana Pancakes!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

She has a cool job!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

what publication does she work for?

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Coastal Living magazine. Located in Birmingham. Dumbest thing ever…

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

oh, so it is Sunset magazine for the gulf coast.

also, do they not realize where the coast is?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes. She works with Sunset sometimes and would love a job there if anyone knows anyone. Same parent company (Time Inc) I think.

And I have no idea how it ended up here, but yeah, I’d be all about them moving us to a coast somewhere.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Sunset is located in Menlo Park, which even including its proximity to Stanfurd must be better than Birminham. (note, I don’t know anyone who works there).

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I’ve google mapped this many times. I’d at least be within driving distance of SF/Berkeley and we’d live in CA and not AL.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

remind me how you guys ended up in AL in the first place..?

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Her family moved here in HS and I came for grad school. Now I can’t leave…

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

This makes moving to the DC area because we couldn’t agree on anywhere else seem less dire.

thanks?

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re welcome?
The problem is that we agree on other places it’s just that neither one of us can get a job in said places (NY, LA, SF, CO, Bos).

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That is a drag. To be honest, I’m not really all that sad we didn’t end up in California.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

if you had responded in gifs it would been excellent

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Sunset Magazine has some excellent articles this month, behold the power of people and place.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

ENVIOUS!!!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, you and everyone else we know.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Cookie thread

Who wants to exchange cookies? What deadline should we set for ourselves?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 11:34 AM PST reply actions  

Sorry, just cleared my browser cache.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Feb 22, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

wooo

In case you were wondering, what might DC Trojan be doing today… I’m on a conference call about how to measure and optimize storage at the enterprise level. So if you need to get a sense of how many petabytes of data you need and your growth rate on an annual basis, just let me know!

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 11:39 AM PST reply actions  

hehehe “growth rate”.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

How many petabytes of data does it take for models and bottles?

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

chrome spinnin

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

lolz i think this is similar to what ms boomtho does for a living

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

i know she does some ieor stuff i don’t get it

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Clearly, she is the settler.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

whoa whoa whoa

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Of Catan?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I CONTROL THE GRAIN NO YOU MAY NOT HAVE SOME

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Do people really do that much trading in Settler? I very rarely trade when I play.

Seafare expansion does make sheep that much more valuable.

by LEastCoastBears on Feb 22, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

So sad.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

cus i am totally serious right now!!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, so she's not IEOR?

Phew, lucky you. What a boring group of people!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

this coming from an econ major

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

peis thank you very much

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

redacted

peis = greatest party animals of all time

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s awesome. Make your own impressive sounding major.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

duno about “impressive sounding”…

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

zed

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

zed

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

p.e.n.i.s.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 1:19 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

non-indusrial socities…

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 1:19 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

that’s now called development studies

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

should have done that.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah…thought about the major.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 1:24 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

i forgot that we are the same major.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yet we work in such different jobs! What a country!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

also, we are from two different cities and rival highschools, but managed to fall in love on the internet

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

roger be trollin’

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Inflammable means flammable?

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by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

my gf did IEOR … i wonder if our ms’s know each other.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

ms boomtho was actually orms… but basically ieor. grad 2011

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

ic probably not then 2 yrs diff

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if Ms. Spazzy knows my college roommate/her husband…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you spell her name via amino acid?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s


and he’s

I am not so good at this…that took awhile!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Crap sorry for the lack of header :(

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Those are their initials.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, makes more sense now.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting… either my memory of amino acid code letters is wrong… or the parents really hate them.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

She helps build muscles and fall asleep, he falls asleep explosively?

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, the bottom one looks like a man running

But with cement shoes

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think so…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, oh well. (Or I could have just copy/pasted wrong…haha)

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Just a couple hours later, and I’m decoding amino acids for lab…sigh.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

muahahahaha. MUAHAHAHAHAH

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Fortunately I don’t actually do this kind of analysis… but I have understand the application that does it and the kind of reporting it can provide. Yay sales.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

fiatlux wrote recently about his stop at Yosemite. I happened across this video that about sums up the beauty there.

by dcblue on Feb 22, 2012 11:45 AM PST reply actions  

I’ll be there Friday-Sunday!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Sequoia NP in just a bit over a week!!!!

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

nice! where, exactly?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

no idea yet. my buddy and I are just driving through on our way back from Phoenix. fiatlux helped with our route/itinerary. probably will just take Generals Highway through.

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

ah , dang, can’t take Generals Hwy all the way through. portion of it is closed for the winter..

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

if there is not snow it may be open.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

sadly, it looks like that’s not the case:

Generals Highway (Lodgepole to Grant Grove)
Closed Jan. 2, 2012 From Wuksachi Lodge to Montecito Resort (8 miles south of Hwy 180) through April 1, 2012.

http://www.nps.gov/seki/planyourvisit/road-conditions.htm

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

For anyone who's a Metric fan...

They’re coming out with a new album on June 12, Synthetica.

link

by puresilence on Feb 22, 2012 11:50 AM PST reply actions  

Me! Thank you.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

oohh…

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 1:21 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Centimeters are my favorite….

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Feb 22, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Um, so I got really upset one day.... and decided to take that Indochino deal

So I got measured by my tailor (more on this in a later post).

I was thinking this suit (with slim notch lapels and flat front pants… probably no pick stiching or working sleeve buttons yet), this shirt (slim fit, maybe with white collar/sleeves), and this tie

Any thoughts (esp on customization), other than “Rishi, stop spending money?”

ummm

Puppies!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:54 AM PST reply actions  

ooh..nice charcoal suit. I’m ashamed to say that I like the purple tie with the charcoal

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Me clicking through…

“Love the suit” Love the shirt" “Love the tie”

Rishi FTW.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

YAY!

Any thoughts regarding the customization/advanced options? I don’t think I have any slim notch lapel suits, but I’d be worried if they go out of style in a couple years!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d just go regular notch. I think your fear is well founded. Classic is always best (see above 90’s gallery for proof. I would go with the Pen Pocket and the Functional Boutonniere.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ll nab those.

My fear with functional sleeve buttonholes is that this is my first indochino suit and it’ll be tough to tailor the sleeves then.

Thanks!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

what are you gonna do with all your suits if/when (knock on wood!!!!) you go to b-school?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

That was my worry! If that happens (knock on wood), then I’ll use them for interviews, presentations, taking girls on dates, etc

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

You might not fear commitment so much if you dated women.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

huh?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get it

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

dating girls vs. dating women?

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

ah

silly

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Lemme try to translate

Real, grown up, adult women, as opposed to silly, childish “girls”.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

his clique should be canceled /
freaks and geeks

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Eatin’ oreos like these white girls that blow me.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

an elephant never forgets /
so my dick remembers everything

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Made the beat then murdered it: Casey Anthony

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

i am running this bitch /
you are just a dog walker

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

My dick is like an accent mark, it’s all about the over Es

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, you should have plenty of occasions to use them.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Now I just need to get in! Come on, schools!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

NO!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I'm ready to buy!

$70 isn’t worth it to buy the vest with it, is it?

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think so. You won’t wear it enough to spend $70 on it.

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re the hero I need! Thanks!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Purple ties are legit!

Though I usually go for the ligher purple (lilac) cause it works with my skin tone!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Is there any way to get a swatch of the fabric first?

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

You can, but you have to put down a deposit for it and all.

The charcoal suit is a super 120s, which seems to be the highest thread count (lol insert aziz ansari joke) of any of their suits in that range.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Super120 is pretty good. Still, the color might be a little different than what you see on your monitor, if it’s a concern.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d imagine it’s slightly ligher, given how close to black the charcoal looks. Which is perfect

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Shift+A

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 12:06 PM PST reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzz

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Fail, halftime is at 1PM.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzzz

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

lol, oooh mizzou!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

what a great human being he will someday be.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

someday?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 22, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

in the yeeeeeeeeeear two thouuuuuuuuusaaaaaaaaaaaand

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

wow, is that a 15-year-old Conan reference?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 22, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

15? Am I that old?

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

yes. he may grow up and spend his days posting about farts.

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

zed

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s an unusual fart sound.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

fuck usc?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried* but I am only one man and there were so many ladies…

  • Not really, “nerdy immigrant” was a hard sell at SC.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

i meant it in the pejorative sense of the term, because i hate your alma mater’s sports teams and people that root for them.

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT?? SINCE WHEN??

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

conception

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

How very Santorum.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

no i was made in a vagina, not an ass

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

well aren’t we working very blue today.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

no idea what this means

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

You are using lots of dirty jokes today, or ‘working blue’.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

hey now, i didnt name him santorum, just calling it like i sees it

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

no i was made in a vagina

I has assumed so. The surprise was that life and hate start at conception.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Why was your mother’s egg hanging out in the vagina? ARE YOU A DUGGAR!?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

fiiiiiiiiiine i was made in a uterus!

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

vulva.

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Mulva?

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Feb 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

for a cal fan, the two should be synonymous.

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it was Mike Krukow who said “Leave your kids on camera long enough and they’ll embarrass you…”

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

the troll is strong in this one.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t watched the first episode of the new season. Can’t wait.

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Feb 22, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved it.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll bet she has a vest made of real gorilla chest.

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by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not googling woman in gorilla chest at work!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

then you wouldn't get to see this!

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

WELL DONE.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

WHY ARE YOU SO BABBY CRAZY?!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Given that I’m currently using the most effective contraception possible, it should be clear I’m not.

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

You play World Of Warcraft?!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That poor child, she’s doomed.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

see my vest , see my vest, see my vesttttttttttt

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, vests!

Should I get one?!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought you hit your budget limit for clothing already.

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I could justify it as part of the Indochino suit, but unclesam made a solid point!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadness....

It looks like #OccupyMaples might have to buy tickets through the Stanford [sic] ticket office… The cheapest things on StubHub are more expensive than the cheapest on the Stanford website.

by iVinshe on Feb 22, 2012 12:21 PM PST reply actions  

Don’t worry. It’s not like Stanford is lacking for $$$. But they are lacking for fans, which will make your presence all the more embarrassing for them.

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by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

are you sure? I saw stubhub seats for $28

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re gone, or at least when I search for them right now they’re gone. Cheapest is now $32.

by iVinshe on Feb 22, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

And the group rep isn’t at the phone right now. Bleh.

by iVinshe on Feb 22, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Oscar Party Guide from Wired.com

I think it was Scootie that was throwing it but I may be way off on that…

Throw a Geek Oscars Party

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 12:24 PM PST reply actions  

crazy people are crazy

Despite their disguise as cookie-selling, campfire-making, s’mores-eating young girls, the Girl Scouts of the USA are actually a pro-sex, pro-abortion, "radicalized" group seeking to crush Christian ideals and corrupt the country’s youth, at least according to one Indiana legislator.

Rep. Bob Morris sent a contentious letter to Indiana House Republicans over the weekend, asking his colleagues to reconsider signing a resolution recognizing the 100th anniversary of the Girl Scouts, saying that the organization is "subverted in the name of liberal progressive politics and the destruction of traditional American family values." The Fort Wayne Journal Gazette broke the story on Monday, after the email, which was only intended for Morris’s fellow Republicans, was leaked.

In the letter (read the full text here), Morris states that, "After talking to some well-informed constituents, I did a small amount of web-based research, and what I found is disturbing." He went on to say that the Girl Scouts of the USA and their worldwide partner, World Association of Girl Guides and Girl Scouts (WAGGGS), are affiliated with Planned Parenthood — an organization that has recently been subjected to its fair share of ultra-conservative attacks — despite the fact that, as Morris points out, "You will not find evidence of this on the GSA/WAGGGS website." (Planned Parenthood of Indiana released a statement saying that it "currently has no formal partnership with the Girl Scouts.")

Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/02/22/indiana-lawmaker-girl-scouts-are-a-radicalized-organization/?xid=gonewsedit#ixzz1n90TV3ZZ

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 12:24 PM PST reply actions  

gross then won’t they taste like samosa

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

10/19 (callback jokes are funny)

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Morris states that, “After talking to some well-informed constituents, I did a small amount of web-based research, and what I found is disturbing.”

What could possibly go wrong here?

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

like Onion articles

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

i love that line: small amount of web-based research.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

He is looking to connect in cyberspace.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s all a series of tuubeeeeessssss

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

By web does he mean 4chan?

#doomgang

by Redonkulous Bear on Feb 22, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

i think he means redtube lolz

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I bought extra Girl Scout cookies because they promote girls’ confidence and do not discriminate against transgendered people. Also, Girl Scout cookies are delicious.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks for destroying traditional American values, you dirty Ohioan.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

they are also horrible for you.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

This is my motto

Fattie: it’s not a size; it’s a lifestyle!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

would someone like to explain to me what “traditional American family values” actually entails? Does it include slavery, or disallowing women to vote or own property? What about racism and xenophobia?

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 22, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m hoping it involves owning a Suburban at some point or else I shall feel cheated.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the main thing is salads with mayo.

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

“traditional American family values” = ‘Father knows best’… especially about slavery, women not being educated, and xenophobia.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

unless father is a queer

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

If there are 2 daddies, who knows best? AM i rite?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll ask the 2 daddies up the street and see what they say.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

no, you are even more wrong for being a part of something you have no control over, like birth and taxes

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

But how you make babby?

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

adopt from HS prom queen who used aspirin as birth control.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Turns out it doesn’t work as well if you put it in your belly button.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

OR...

…putting ‘it’ in belly button makes for very good birth control and very bad sex.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be pushing the “any port in a storm” approach past its limits.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

took me a second

then I laughed like the dad on back to the future.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean you wont be around to laugh at DC Trojan’s 2nd joke?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

works better when it’s behind the knees.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 1:35 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Ragnarok will remember this in future fights

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

what I’ll remember is that I am not the most highly-educated member of our household.

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Feb 22, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

WINNER!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I forgot that already

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

fuck furd

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 12:33 PM PST reply actions  

WTF!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

lol wtf??

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

What is this I don't even

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

lololol

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Funny

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Who is Ashwin Puri?

(link)

Ashwin Puri, who has more than a decade of marketing and sales experience at the NFL and NBA levels, will join Cal Athletics as the department’s Associate Athletic Director for Sales, Marketing and Service.

In his role, Puri will manage a newly reorganized unit responsible for all ticket operations, outbound ticket sales, digital marketing, fan experience, and customer service and retention, which will include development of detailed marketing plans, advertising strategy, and the hiring of qualified and knowledgeable outbound sales team. He will also establish and supervise a program designed to improve and deliver consistently positive customer service to a wide array of department constituents through the establishment of a customer service team assigned to develop relationships and assist Cal season-ticket holders.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 12:45 PM PST reply actions  

LeonPowe is a secret Indian?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Amrish Puri’s son

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

heh I got this too.

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Santorum!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 12:55 PM PST reply actions  

TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

hahah omfg

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOL

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

what a shitty camera….we must be in the midwest

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

funny, my friend that lived in detroit has the same camera

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Not to be outdone

Rick Perry

Michelle Crazyeyes

(is this nsfw?)

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

They are always not safe for women.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I appreciate the links, thanks rishi.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

is that the secret to his latest surge in the GOP primary?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Feb 22, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

two girls and a…

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

guy, and a pizza place?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously i love you right now

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

AH SPOOGEET

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

a commenter has pagett as his avatar and i post spagett every time he says something and it is a glorious occassion

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Dating

THE FLIP SIDE

A+ video would watch again.

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 1:05 PM PST reply actions  

zzzzzzz

Unlike this bastion of excitement!

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

None that I'm aware of

And if that dashing chap can be a superstar, it’s a sport that should be accessible to American audiences too!

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree!

More IPL matches on tv!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t say I’d watch it, but if it would irritate the “goddang unAmerican sports on my dadgum tee-vee” crowd, I’m completely in support TROLOLOLOL

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

nnnoooooooo!!!!

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 1:47 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

The ‘LOL 0-0 tie’ joke is beneath even you, Rishi

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by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing is beneath me!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT I BELIEVE IN YOU!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2012 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Hi, you must be new to CGB

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing is beneath me!


Hey, that’s what twist said on his wedding night again…

THANK YOU!!!

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn, I forgot to stock up on rotten tomatoes before I came to this DBD!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

S-E-C! S-E-C!

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Basel have scored against Bayern Munich.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

marseille in the 93rd.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 1:37 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

my long national nightmare is over!!

i can cgb once again!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 2:01 PM PST reply actions  

You finished your work today?

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

no, something was weird where i’d left the dbd and then couldn’t reload..

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah…all of sbnation won’t load on my comp today…

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 2:06 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

should be back i think

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

yay! it’s back!

noooo!!! ads!!!

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The Girlfriend Hypothesis - Can I get a girlfriend in 30 days (not Rishi's experiment)
http://girlfriendhypothesis.wordpress.com/?order=ASC

Hypothesis

The hypothesis is that success at dating is primarily the result of effort put in.

So, if I focus a lot of time, meet and court lots of matches, I should be able to attain a satisfactory success level.

Researcher

I am a mid twenties male resident of NYC who wants to have a kickass girlfriend – and a solid strategy to always get a kickass girlfriend.

I’m a somewhat geeky guy with extraverted tendencies. I have an average build, average looks, average height. I’m well educated (though in my experience this tends not to matter that much for dating), self employed, and like meeting new people. I’m really interested in people, psychology and social interaction.

I am somewhat experienced at dating – having had a few girlfriends before and some flings. And am fairly comfortable approaching strangers.

Experimental Setup

Beginning on Thursday Feburary 16th 2012, I will test the Hypothesis by applying substantial and focused effort on dating for thirty semi-consecutive days. I’ll carefully track my progress, and regularly report back with results, thoughts, developments, and maybe even some statistical analysis!

I plan on being pretty aggressive — and shameless — in my pursuit. After all, it’s in the name of science.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 2:03 PM PST reply actions  

why you posting leaked big bang theory scripts

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

ummmm
Goal

■Talk to at least 200 women during the day where direct intent is declared (Stopping a girl on the street and asking her out counts. Small talk at the supermarket or a bar does not.). More on why this tactic in future posts.

200? In one day? Of direct intent? That puts even me to shame!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

no he means over the month i think

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

oh okay that’s fine.

He’s only on day 4! Woo this is gonna be excited

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Should be easy enough.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s tougher on him. He doesn’t have your hair or your power!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, but seriously, most guys don’t ever even try with this single-minded purpose, and also girls want boyfriends. Now if his goal was to sleep with dozens of super-models over a month, well he might have a harder time of it.

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by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is why you convince the girl that you’re totally super into them and see long-term potential and then disappear later!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

…more awesome time of it, you mean?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

girls want boyfriends

no one’s gonna call Cugel out on this generalization? :)

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, it’s uniformly true.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

A generalization is just that, doesn’t apply to everyone.

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by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

No, this apply to every girl

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

meh.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

As opposed to hookups? Perhaps.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

oh ok, carry on then!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

A guy who is going up and talking to girls is more likely to get a girlfriend because he’s going to talk to more girls. Women do tend to be more monogamous, but that’s not all women, and since this guy is already playing the statistics game, then a generalization is appropriate.

Please remember that this guy is only asking girls on dates, he’s not walking up and asking for commitment. So each girl will make a choice for their own likes and situation since these girls/women are ostensibly grown-ups and can make their own decisions.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, AndBears.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

npr

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

What about NPR?

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by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

ta → npr

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, atoms.

National Public Radio.

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by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently “Thanks, atoms” has morphed into this mysterious npr, but GoldBlooded is the only one who knows what the hell he means by it.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, that makes no sense..

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Just guessing

“Thanks, atoms.”

“No problem, R.”

R is probably Rishi, since Rishi owes more to atoms than anyone and constantly thanks him.

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by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Aha! This makes sense. No PRoblem occurred to me… but that seemed unlikely. I like your answer.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

mista f once again gets me

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

R is Rakesh because Rakesh is atoms.

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 22, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but only Rishi calls me that, and GoldBlooded isn’t Rishi.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know, have you ever seen the two of them together in the same room? It’s the peninsula connection!

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 22, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Even I haven’t seen GB and myself in the same room!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

come to think of it, neither have. there may be a tyler durden effect here

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

But which one of us is materialistic and concerned with appearances?! This is a tough one!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

GoldBlooded is the only one who knows what the hell he means by it.

this is true for a lot of what GB says.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, you’re exactly like Charles Manson that was my point.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I able to step down now as the spokesperson for all women? I’ve got some fart jokes liked up. /notreally.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

you cannot. better you than she-who-does-not-bathe.

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

True. AndBears is more talented and has more experience at being a woman.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

remember when i saw you at the bball game? shortly after, i farted

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

In that case, I’m glad you were 10 rows away!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

oh yes a mighty wind’s a blowin’, ’cross the land and ’cross the sea…

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

interesting response has been noted.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

.,.,.,.,.,.,,

It’s like 70 out. FML

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 2:17 PM PST reply actions  

yeah, this is NOT winter weather.

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

TERRIBLE WEATHER

brb gonna walk outside with no jacket on

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t promise tomorrow.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

But I promise tonight.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Dale!

Mr 305

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi's easy office recipes #72594

Buy big container of non-fat greek yogurt (Fage from Costco works well). Store in fridge.

Buy bag of frozen fruit (strawberries, mixed berries, mangos, whatever). Store in freezer.

Fill bowl/disposable coffee cup with yogurt. Top with handful of thawed frozen fruit (either microwave for thirty seconds or let sit out for half an hour).

Take plastic fork, crush fruit and mixed through yogurt. You now have a very healthy fruit-flavoured yogurt.

Get creative! If it’s not sweet enough for you, add a little splenda or top with granola/dry cereal.

Stay trim, my friends.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 2:33 PM PST reply actions  

It’s the opposite of fancy! It’s simple, affordable, and healthy!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Or maybe a couple drops of honey!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely! Enhances the flavour of some fruits!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

or deez nuts.

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

not enough beef.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Replace gronola with ground beef

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

fat joe from reception keeps eating my yogurt. what do i do?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

he said he’ll make a proposition, what do i do?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Tell him, hello, hello

Aloha

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

i have a feeling we are on two very different wavelengths right now!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it me you’re looking for?

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

And yet I didn’t marry it.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m referencing songs by rapper Fat Joe.

wtf are you talking about?

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

the wire?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG I HATE MARLO SO MUCH!!!!!

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by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s Prop Joe

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

he said he’ll make a proposition, what do i do?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

and, he’s fat. (note: i was originally going to go with Fat Joe but i went in another direction!)

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, whatever, never seen the show.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re still rite tho, he’s fat but he’s called prop joe not fat joe

#doomgang

by Redonkulous Bear on Feb 22, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah he’s right which is why i threw in that line about the proposition!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

zed.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

you take that back OR SO HELP ME I’LL…

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

z

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

e

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

d

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

omg so angry

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

b

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by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re cool, brah.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I was trying to spell zebra =(.

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by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’LL GIVE YOU A PROPOSITION!

#doomgang

by Redonkulous Bear on Feb 22, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Look at this CGB Love Connection!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzzz

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

i am the snuggler.

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

counterpoint

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Alternative

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

you missed your rebuttal, i win beer pong. who’s got next?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Joke’s on you, you were actually playing Rishiball

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

i would never play with Rishi’s balls, i’m no sororistitute.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not what you say when you’re drunk.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

the DBD makes me do this expression SO MUCH.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

please don’t marlo me, man. :(

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Marlo =(

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by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea what any of this means.

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop DBDing and start watching The Wire!!!!!!

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by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

brb watching The Wire at work b/c some random Cal fan on the Internet told me to.

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s good, you should watch it on your own free time

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Slow down, son!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

In America, he’s just Joe.

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 22, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

cool story bro

I brought spaghetti from home, but was still hungry after my self-alocated portion so I ate a big bag of sugar snap peas from Walgreens. Not a bad snack for 100 calories. While I was muching on the veggies I thought “I’m finally like Rishi!”

… actually, I thought “I’m probably annoying the hell out of my coworkers with this munching. Oh well!”

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

i love sugar snap peas! good choice AB!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoo!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

YAY GO BEARS!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

you mean you didn’t join the huge line for yoppi?

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

No, wtf is up with that? it’s always gigantic!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I think its on Montgomery, yea

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, it was particularly popular today.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you try?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

not today, but I go there from time to time. It’s decent if you like any of the weekly flavors.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I like it. They have nice fruit.

Also, it was warm!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

alternative: eat whatever you want, be happy

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

and WHY did you give up sodas? hmmmm?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

because i want to have teeth to eat foods that will give me more happiness, i was very utilitarian in that decision.

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Alternative: Make your own food choices, don’t criticise those who try to be healthy.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

STFU skinny!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Alternative: Make your own food choices, don’t criticize those who don’t care to be healthy.

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by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Great point, Mr. F!

By offering a healthy and affordable office recipe to everyone, I am clearly criticizing people who don’t care to bea healthy!!!!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

z

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by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

brb time to cry into my $5,000 headphones smugly

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

z

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by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Headphones of that price are often electrostatics. Sounds dangerous…

by puresilence on Feb 22, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Too bad neutrinos don’t exist anymore or you could be onto something

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Did they use up all the neutrinos in the world in one of your pocket squares or something?

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by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Faster-Than-Light Neutrino Results Caused by Bad Cables
The sensational result that neutrinos can travel faster than the speed of light may be undone by nothing more than a simple mechanical error.

Scientists from the OPERA collaboration at the Gran Sasso National Laboratory in Italy have "identified two issues that could significantly affect the reported result," wrote OPERA spokesman Antonio Ereditato in an email.

The first issue is a faulty connection of the fiber-optic cable bringing the GPS signal to the experiment’s master clock. The experiment’s GPS may also have been providing the wrong timestamps during synchronization between events.

"These two issues can modify the neutrino time of flight in opposite directions," Ereditato wrote.


Back in September 2011, OPERA researchers found bunches of neutrinos arriving 60 nanoseconds faster than should be possible if they were traveling at less-than-light speeds. The neutrinos traveled 450 miles from experiments at CERN near Geneva, Switzerland.

The findings seemed to contradict Einstein’s theory of relativity, which states that nothing can move faster than light. Many in the physics community kept a skeptical view of the findings, suggesting that some unknown source of error had perhaps entered the experiment.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

And all the neutrinos in the world disappeared into the faulty cable….?

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by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Europeans disappoint again.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. I don’t have that budget. Dunno where Rishi came up with that number. Besides, Rishi acts smugly a million times more often than I do. Just because I cry way more often than he does….

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by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

alternative: live and let live?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

alternative: if you eat fatty food yo’ll die and then you can’t live and let live.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

alternative: if you eat healthy food you will still die

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Actually, it was "Live and Let Die"

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by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

not a bad ep. I liked the flying pig. “it’s still good, it’s still good!”

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

WHATEVER WHATEVER. IT HAD A GOOD RHYTHM!!!!!!!!!

Come on! Nobody wanted to say that?

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by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a better song than the movie, so there’s that.

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by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Original>>>>>>>>>>>> g ’n r cover.

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

But of course. There are few covers better than the original, well unless you count Bob Dylan.

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by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Hendrix’s version of all along the Watchtower is better, now that you mention it. Actually, there’s a live cover he did of Sunshine of your Love which is better than Cream’s version as well.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 23, 2012 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

In fact that would an interesting idea for a DBD: which covers are significantly better than the original?

I’ll start, Jealous Guy, Brian Ferry’s cover is better that John Lennon.

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by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Very rare when it happens

But Jimi’s ‘All Along The Watchtower’ >>>>>>>>>>>>> Dylan’s version.

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by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2012 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

!00% right there, another?

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by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

You probably won't agree, but...

Nirvana’s The Man Who Sold The World > Bowie’s

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by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Joe Cocker’s “with a little help from my friends” >>>>> beatles version. It just has more soul (IMHO).

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

YES, agreed.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

agreed.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 10:53 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

disagree, it is not a cover since he changed the words. it is officially a pardoy

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 23, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

NO

I do not, Nivana’s is very good, but Bowie’s has an inky darkness Kurt doesn’t quite hit. Also, they are too similar that one could be better than the original. I’d say a draw.

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by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Bowie’s is a little too detached imo. Kurt’s performances on that live album were so gripping. “Where Did You Sleep Last Night” sends chills down my spine still.

How about Creedence’s “Heard It Through The Grapevine”?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

CCR is in my top 5 favorite bands of all time, and in no way does their version even touch the Temptations.

by LeonPowe on Feb 22, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, the first time I heard that version, I was way more stoked than the first time I heard the original.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I love the CCR version, but yeah, it doesn’t have the heart and soul of the Temptations original.

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

agreed.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 10:53 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Temptations no doubt. In the same view, I’d pick the English beat as equal (but different) to Smokey.

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by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

for Tears of a Clown? That is an excellent cover. I enjoy it more, but that’s because I am not a huge fan of Smokey’s singing style.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 23, 2012 7:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, Jose Gonzalez’s version of Heartbeats is better than The Knife’s.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I always found the Knife to be somewhat overrated.

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Dylan’s isn’t bad. It’s just that Hendrix’s is so good.

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by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

agreed.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 10:52 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Johnny Cash – Hurt
Mannford Mann – Blinded by the Light
Kim Carnes – Bette Davis Eyes

by LeonPowe on Feb 22, 2012 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought Hurt was his song? What do I know.

Sadly the girls are calling me away, this is fun.

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by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Nine Inch Nails, off ‘The Downward Spiral.’

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

His version of Soundgarden’s ‘Rusty Cage’ is amazing!’

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by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a degree of pain in Cash’s version that Reznor can’t touch.

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by DC Trojan on Feb 23, 2012 7:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Cash’s Hurt is hard to compare to NIN’s. The context is so different. It’s great though.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a cover version. The fact that Cash made it his own, instead of following the original makes it all that much better. (and I love the original)

by LeonPowe on Feb 22, 2012 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, definitely difficult to compare. Cash turned that song into a very personal statement; as if we were experiencing his pain, his failures. I felt like crying the first time I heard it because it seemed too personal for one person to put on tape and it was something I identified with immediately as it hit during a very trying time in my life.

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by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not saying that because it sounded different. I’m saying that Cash and Reznor are both such complicated men with their own personal demons and tortured souls that they can both very viscerally evoke meaning from the song in their own ways, and both are good in their own ways.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

kermit’s >>>>>>>>>>>> all others

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by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooooh

Jeff Buckley – Hallelujah

BOOM!

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by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

The first time I heard that was at a friend’s funeral. I have made every effort to avoid it since.

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by DC Trojan on Feb 23, 2012 7:25 AM PST up reply actions  

hurt…i say they’re equal…but i have bias to nin’s downward spiral. loved that album in middle school.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 10:55 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Dynamite Hack – Boyz in the Hood

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz true

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by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m now dumber from having read that.

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by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t knock it til you listen!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X07EpBicKmk

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Not. Gonna. Click.

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by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Still. Not. Gonna. Click.

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by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Supersuckers’ version of Ice Cube’s Dead Homiez.

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by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

what the hell?

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

how could you not have heard about this….this song was like the Bored White 90’s Suburban Anthem

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard the original, but never this cover wtf?

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

mind blown

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

More like eardrums blown lolamirite

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Ive never heard the original

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, Really?

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by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Twist N Shout – The Beatles (I don’t even know who did the original)

Nothing Compares 2 U – Sinead O’Conner (cover of The Family – written by Prince)

by LeonPowe on Feb 22, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just talking about this tonight regarding Aretha Franklin’s cover of “Respect”! I prefer Otis Redding’s original (also one of the covers where the tone of the original is not carried over in the cover (man pleading for respect vs. woman demanding respect)), but I was outnumbered (Aretha’s is pretty sweet, though).

by Yes We Cannon on Feb 23, 2012 12:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Redding’s is more… dynamic, especially live, but it’s hard to compete against vintage Aretha’s voice.

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by DC Trojan on Feb 23, 2012 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Alternative: fat kills!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

So does breathing, eventually.

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by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

alternative: so does everything else on earth

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

how was my offering of an alternative a criticism?

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Alternative: stanfurd chicks are ugly

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Oooh, a classic misdirection. Let’s see where this takes us.

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by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

zed

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Z Cars.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

solution: drink more.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

FIFY
solution: drink a fuckload more

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Solution: You’re dead and they’re still not hot.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s a magic point to drunkness where all the world’s problems are solved.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

and also you get laid

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

alcohol

…the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems.

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by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

ah…the magic point to drunkness where all the world’s problems are created…

wish i could push that back a bit further…

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

You have boobs larger than most women

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Does Mrs. NHook know you’ve been looking at boobs?

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by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

He used “most women” as a reference point!

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by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

sure but take china and india out of the mix and i’m back in the bottom 5 percent. also, i’m happy

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

pqtm

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by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

India?? No way…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

may be wrong on that point but i’m going off assumptions like population vs. food intake. i think you need to eat a bunch to grow bewbs

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

hormone filled meat!

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks, Jenny Craig.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

No problem, Guy Fieri

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

npr

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m Bob Boilen for NPR Music, this is All Songs Considered.

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by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh iono. I have a couple live concerts that they post regularly on their website (Radiohead – Santa Barbara 2008, Joanna Newsom – Washington D.C. 2010). I should try to keep track of when they air them live. They have chats and stuff. It’s really cool.

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by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

All Songs Considered Live Concerts

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by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

We already have an atoms here to brag about his radio tastes.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

i listen to it too. but i wouldn’t brag…it’s a little obnoxious sometimes. i mostly like forum on my way to work in the AM

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Forum is amazingly good. I like Morning Edition, too.

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

i find that when i turn it on on my way home, whatever program is usually on involves someone talking way too close to the microphone and i can hear all of the disgusting tongue sounds……bleh

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate that, too.

I don’t listen to NPR that much just because I generally dislike the sound of people talking.

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by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

dang forum is the one show I can’t stand …

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

how come? I learn so much from listening.

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I would say 90% of the topics, and therefore guests, I do not care for. 10% are interesting, though. Moreover, I feel like it falls prey to the “forced two-sided narrative” too often. It gives people a microphone who don’t deserve it…for instance last week I was flipping around and happened on Forum right as a guest caller chimed in to criticize Michelle Rhee (ex-DC schools super) for her master plan to gentrify the DC school district in order to rid it of black people…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

ah, I usually don’t tune in long enough to get to the callers. I find the speakers to be chosen well, though.

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I tend to move on in the second half when the rabble is allowed to contribute.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that why you never return my phone calls?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re on the blocked call list!

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by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

the guest callers are the people that bring in the jer-ry jer-ry moments, then the guests are usually pretty level-headed and so is the host

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

we need a ruling on these posts.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

i rule in favor of myself

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You all lose
We already have an atoms here to brag about his radio tastes.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions

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by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

DENTAL PLAN!

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

rec

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by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

rec'd!

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by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

i am fat and i embrace my horrifying form

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

You should get boudoir photos done

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by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Goldblooded

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

good

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I was expecting this

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by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

light is not my friend. and i wouldn’t be caught dead in a red hat

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s only “Talk like Rishi” day for Twist, damnit!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I hereby assign any share in a “Talk like Rishi” day to Spazzy

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The day is mine!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Make sure you mention on every possible circumstance that you “heard it on NPR”!

(ps, this rule does not apply for mentioning that you heard of something in “The Economist”)

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

and then not know what PBS’s American Experience is….

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

DUDE I DON’T OWN A TV, DON’T RUB IT IN!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

First you lie to boomtho, now you lie to fiatlux… tsk tsk.

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by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Imitating people counts as lying now?

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just trying to further this Indian on Indian violence….

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

[was imitating atoms, come on, work with me here]

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, today I spilled my soup when it was super hot and burnt my hand.

This is all the fault of the Republican Congress.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, they did pass the Soup Spilled On Atoms Act Of 2012. Its all about the job creation!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

ffffiiiiiiiiiiigggggggghhhhhhhhtttttt!!!!!!!

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I listen to a lot of it. I can substitute it for “the radio” if you really prefer. Usually I refer to the actual show (Marketplace, TAL, Planet Money, etc…)

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by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Do whatever feels most natural.

It’s CGB, we’ll make fun of each other no matter what.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

So, I was listening to my gigantic cock the other day, and there was this interesting story about banking regulations….

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by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You struck gold with the joke the first time, don’t push your luck!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just disappointed that you didn’t really respond to it the first time around. I mean, the subject matter would seem to be right in your wheelhouse :)

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by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Better Nate than lever!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re gonna do what with your what in his wheelhouse?!?!

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by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

lolololol

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by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!!!!

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

That is a respectable request to make of me

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, could he be anymore respectable? I think not.

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by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Ive never listened to NPR like ever. It seems really boring to me.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I usually listen to sports radio or music instead…

by puresilence on Feb 22, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Well don’t listen to Garrison Keillor’s A Prairie Home Companion. SNORE!!

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by HeyAlumniGo on Feb 22, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Eggsactly. My mother-in-law bought tix for the whole family to see PHC live in Eugene. I think I may have to work that weekend.

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by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I listen to it sometimes. If it’s boring, I change the channel. So it goes.

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by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

The reason for that rant is that there are a lot of DC public schools, particularly in poorer neighborhoods, that are under-utilized and run down. Michelle Rhee was one in a line of people to point out that it would make sense to close / sell a certain number of those schools and consolidate, which is like lighting a fuse under all the self-appointed community activists who refuse to acknowledge that the school system is a disaster from a phsyical property standpoint.

In any case, Michelle Rhee is a fraud and a mouthpiece for the corporate takeover of schools, but she’s not trying to push out blacks… the local real estate market is doing that.

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by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously? Corporate takeover of schools?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, more or less. Since she got bounced from DC, she’s been talking up more of the right wing angle on school reform, including privatizing schools – which, incidentally, was and might still be a consequence of failing to measure up under No Child Left Behind.

As far as I can tell, Rhee got a lot of publicity for working with DC public schools, appeared to have some success, alienated most people she worked with, and is now responding by recommending solutions that would axe most of the kinds of people who fought with her.

Oh, and at least one of her top performing schools in DC, led by a principal she installed to promote her incentive schemes, has been caught “correcting” standardized exams to make sure that progress continued unimpeded…. which Rhee blamed on “OMG HATERZZ.”

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by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Between that and Atlanta (iirc), it seems like a lot of educational progress of hte late 2000s was fraudulent.

Race to the Top, otoh, is really a cool idea.

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by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I kinda think we need to make it harder to become a teacher, and then bump up the payscale.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Good point

Teacher:student ratios are too high right now!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Good point

While we’re at it, let’s make it easier to be a doctor and cut their pay so we can have more doctors!

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by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, arguably medical schools are rejecting too many talented applicants to artificially keep doctor pay high. So yes, we agree!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the # of doctors given licenses is set by the AMA. Realistically we need higher limits and more med schools.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, you are correct in that.

And I would agree. The fact that we have so many super talented med school applicants going to the Caribbean then becoming doctors in America is just silly.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I would have gladly shipped all the premeds at Cal to somewhere in the middle of an ocean.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Land is optional.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 23, 2012 5:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps more students might lower some of the costs as well, so the debt burden isn’t so crippling. I am never completely sold that doctors’ fees have to be so high because of their cost to complete qualification. I mean, I get that they need to cover the outlay, but there’s the sense that “you made that decision, not me.” Silly, but true.

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by DC Trojan on Feb 23, 2012 7:29 AM PST up reply actions  

…and of course raise performance standards over time correspondingly.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

And there needs to be some sort of standardized metric applicable across all schools…

Cause that worked so well last time!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I think there ought to be a more comprehensive approach to measuring teachers than just standardized test scores.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

How about 40-yard dash and clean and jerk?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe for gym teachers.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

And that would be?

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Rhee is currently in Sacramento with her boyfriend, noted Cal grad, charter school advocate and Sacramentan Kevin Johnson. My wife, an 8th grade science teacher, is just a wee bit suspicious of her potential involvement in local education.

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by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2012 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

FYI – Evidently she and KJ finally tied the knot.

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by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2012 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope they make some blasians

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Your wife is wise to be suspicious.

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by DC Trojan on Feb 23, 2012 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Whether or not she alienates the those she works with (most bold decision making, right or wrong, will do that), I don’t see how she’s orchestrated a “corporate takeover.” Besides, most progress will initially ruffle feathers, and god knows DC schools needed progress.

Besides, it’s not like she’s going to replace the good old horse with some ridiculous exploding-engined mechanical people-moving coach, now is she?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I’m not saying she did orchestrate a takeover, just that she’s not averse to it.

As for alienating people, in general I’d agree, but Rhee seemed to be going out of her way to pick fights with people – and when you’re the DCPS superintendent, the fights come to you, there’s no need to go looking.

As for DC schools needing progress, you’re absolutely right… but she didn’t really succeed in doing anything about runaway real estate / maintenance costs, and she basically acted like the only thing needed to reform the system was break the teachers union (I’m exaggerating a little).

What she didn’t really touch was the fixed variables that make it such a hard task: an inverted bell curve for income distribution, which means you’ve automatically got a student population that’s going to have wildly different needs, and built-in inequality that allows schools to raise their own money… which means that the 5 main elementary schools in NW DC are raising 6 figures a year at least from parents to pay for extra resources and staff.

I don’t blame her for not making a lot of headway… I expected her to fail, which is why my wife and I gave up and just moved to the burbs. But she created a lot of noise relative to the modest achievements that were actually posted.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 23, 2012 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure, but when you’re going up against something like a teacher’s union, there is probably very little you can do that will not cause noise. I give her credit for trying to address a monstrously difficult issue that no one prior had tried to address. Let her failures guide the future. But labeling her goal as a “corporate takeover” of DC schools seems so very “birther” to me, and totally counterproductive.

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 23, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually, it wasn’t just the teacher’s union. Even the parents in poor neighborhoods who were cheering when she was hired were starting to turn. She’s not very good at running things; she’s really good at going on tv to talk about how things aren’t working.

I’m also contrasting her with the new superintendent of our county school system who has a similar rep of being a “rising star” rather than “grizzled veteran” and is doing a much better job of taking on a system that is not nearly as broken but is at least as complex. Mind you, I am slightly biased in his favor because our daughters are friends.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 23, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Your daughters are the future fiatluxes of the world!

errr…sorry.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 23, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 23, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ll tell them, older daughter would be heartbroken about going bald.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 23, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

i like it because the guests are usually selected pretty well. the moderator also asks great questions of his guests. maybe i just agree with a bias that i can’t tell exists?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

MICHAEL KRASNY IS A GREAT AMERICAN TAKE IT BACK.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

he is very good at his job, yes

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, I have to agree with Spazzy that Forum is insta-Z for me.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

In the last 4 months, I’ve started getting the podcasts for TAL, Wait Wait, and Car Talk. I don’t have time and am not usually in the car to listen. Now I can listen to the podcast on the bus and walking. I wish I had thought of doing this sooner.

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Feb 22, 2012 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

You can walk AND listen at the same time? Quit showing off!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I usually listen to podcasts on the way to/from work.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

(Planet Money, Marketplace, TAL, Commonwealth Club, Intelligence Squared, and occasionally Fresh Air are my usuals. Sometimes I listen to a Mark Maron WTF episode if I want to change things up. I’m thinking of starting up with Audible and trying out some audiobooks. Does anyone have any experience with that?)

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Almost as good as your xanga entry!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

whatever, you just saw my snack today. i added cottage cheese for more protein

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

good choice.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

stfu fatty Charles Tyrwhitt update

New shirts arrive – yay!

Mrs. Kod likes the design/looks. Yay!

Shirts don’t fit well. Really tight around the shoulders and upper back. I can’t raise my arms completely or reach forward comfortably. Not going to work when seeing patients.

Does this mean I have to order a larger neck size, or am I a regular-fit, not slim-fit type of guy?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Feb 22, 2012 2:53 PM PST reply actions  

Probably more of the latter. Is the neck sizing right or is it too tight?

by unclesam22 on Feb 22, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Neck sizing feels about right.

I didn’t button it all the way to see if it would work with a tie.

But, 16 is what I usually wear. In fact, 16 is the same size I was wearing when I was 20-30 lbs heavier.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Feb 22, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

your muscles are probably too big!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Well, that made my day…even if I think I just pulled something in my side laughing.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Feb 22, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

How does it feel around your waist/stomach?

You might be a classic fit guy, which is odd cause you look like slim fit would work for you.

Fortunately, they have free returns and exchanges, so yay!

(Alternately, you could take it to a tailor and see his opinion)

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Not too bad around the waist/stomach area. I suspect it could be a little snug after a weekend of misbehavior, but it wasn’t uncomfortable there. Definitely more of a chest/shoulders/back issue.

Their return policy is pretty darn awesome, though. I may just exchange the ones I have for classic fit and go from there.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Feb 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

As long as you look sharp at the office! I trust all sharply-dressed dentists, especially if they sell invisalign

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

This is why I usually buy my shirts at outlets. Or Kohl’s.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Feb 22, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

In all seriousness if my dentist had sloppy dress, especially stains, I’d be backing towards the door.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree. Same reason I don’t trust a suit salesman with bad teeth

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

people shop at kohl’s?

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

You cut me deep j. lee!!!!!

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

i buy housewares and shit at kohl’s

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s a kohl’s near where i live, and, well, the parking lot is pretty empty. on the other side of the shopping center, where the chipotle/in-n-out/crafts store/pier 1 are…it’s packed.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

they have good prices on sheets (yeah Rishi I buy my own sheets!), kitchen stuff, that kinda stuff. Oh and pretty good prices on basic white undershirts and boxers and stuff.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

solution: costco

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

find someone who is and get all up in there

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Wrong

Not only do I consider you my internet friend, I would be more than happy to take you to Costco!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

mista f…wins….flawless…..victory…..HUMILIATION!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

<3 actually my roommate can borrow someone’s card… we went a few weeks back. spent wayyyy more money than i wanted to.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

so, you lied twice. next you’ll tell me you aren’t a south park character on the moon

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s Rod Benson, r-o-d-b-e-n, son.

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

just do what i do

go on the internet and cause trouble

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

?

Your company offers discounted Costco memberships. Why the fish would you not take advantage of that?

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

you sure?

that sounds like a cool benefit and we don’t have a lot of cool benefits. (JK CORPORATE LULZ)

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Ask your HR person.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

You're a liar!

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Play it fucking loud!

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

i just searched on my portal for “costco” and i don’t see any results you’re lying!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

probably

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

costco isn’t cheap anymore for basic undershirts.

by the federer express on Feb 22, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

walmart, target, kohl’s, all are fine for basic

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

solution: target?

how’s kohl’s in comparison to target?

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Target has more selection available on the mid range (ie not trash)

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s what i thought.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

i’d prefer kohl’s for bedding and plates and stuff like that and target for electronics and more sturdy/basic house stuff like garbage cans.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Upgrade your undershirts, homie.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

bling em out?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Quality white undershirts

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Alternative: keep the undershirts you have.

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

gross

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

they were washed on sunday!

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

they only get gross if you use anti-perspirant and your armpits turn yellow

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

i prefer a gentleman’s short-sleeved undershirt

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

But boomtho is nervous and sweats whenever he gets within five feet of another girl.

Mainly because he signed this contract

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

oh my dear sweet lord…hit it and quit it

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, I JUST flirted with you. Better tell her.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s over bro

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

They have Cal hoodies!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

you may want to get properly measured, the site actually tells you which shirts should fit you the best.

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, man. I remember you posted that before and I checked the measurements before ordering. Doesn’t make sense to me how they come up with their numbers. I was fit for a tux before my friend’s wedding and was a 40R coat. Even allowing for a little post-injury padding, I should still fit a 16" neck slim-fit shirt.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Feb 22, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

huh. then it’s unfortunate that you don’t :( I just tried on all of my shirts this past week, reminding me that i need to watch my diet, hit the gym, or both, cuz having a belly with a tailored fit shirt is not attractive at all.

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure you look fine. I’m sure you look good in the tailored shirt, even if you are a really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like someone gets a little cranky right before passing out on Bart…?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Feb 22, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re totally cool, I swear! but think of the advantages if he took the time going to the gym and instead met a bunch of girls, like that guy who wants to meet 200 girls. He’s gotten like 3 dates in 4 days!

Sorry Raptors, I was trying to pay you an awkward compliment. AWKWARD.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was a compliment. It kinda made me feel like my comment was fishing for one, which wasn’t the case. But those tailored fit shirts really are narrow around the waist… can’t hide anything with ’em.

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I AM EXCITE

printing out scorecards for Cal’s weekend series at Long Beach

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 2:56 PM PST reply actions  

That is awesome that you keep score. I forgot to do that on Sunday.

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Got my blue non-bleed pen and yellow (gold) highlighter ready to go.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Very nice. Do you actually keep score for the entire game? I invariably miss an inning or two due to eating or laziness or knitting.

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

need more beer stains

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

beer…the reason why i never end up keeping score…

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

why do you have a giants scorecard?? don’t you h8 them?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

i looked up scorecard…this was the best picture.

anyways…i do go giant’s games wtih friends when i’m back in the bay. play the hater/the drinker.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

haha for sure, makes sense

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

would certainly explain why he didn’t pay attention

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I usually miss an inning or two, but I also usually go with friends who take over for me during those innings.

This time I’m going by myself… unless other CGBer’s want to come too.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Fanpost?

In the Game of Trolls, you either troll or you die.
CaliforniaGoldenBlogs: Read It | Follow It | Like It | Wear It

by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

For those not in L.A. – LBSU has free radio, so we can follow the team this weekend!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I can also to an online play by play on SBN Mobile for Android NOT.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Tune in and keep Fido happy while you're away?

http://www.latimes.com/travel/deals/la-trb-dogtv-debuts-20120216,0,320839.story

If you’re worried that Fido will pine away while you’re away, DOGTV, a new cable channel, may help both of you.

The channel, launched recently in San Diego, is designed to provide companionship for dogs and reduce stress caused by an owner’s absence, said Ron Levi, co-founder and chief content creator.

Although DOGTV’s content isn’t breed specific, Nicholas Dodman, a veterinarian specializing in animal behavior, says visually oriented "sighthounds," including whippets and greyhounds, may be more inclined to watch than "scenthounds" such as basset hounds, which tend to to keep their nose to the ground as they focus on smells.

DOGTV uses colors that dogs see best (they see colors at the end of the spectrum better, including yellow, green, indigo and violet) and sounds that are soothing, such as classical music, said Levi.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 3:02 PM PST reply actions  

Ted Miller video on Cal's QB situation
DOOOOOOOOOOOM DOOOOOOOOOOM DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Ted Miller discusses what Cal needs to do this offseason at the quarterback position.

#doomgang

by Redonkulous Bear on Feb 22, 2012 3:37 PM PST reply actions  

video spoiler

he says “throw the ball so that receivers catch it and score touchdowns, and in certain cases run the ball forward.”

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

wait, what?

score touchdowns

no way…

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

If we score more points than the other team, we might win!!!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

i’d like to see us try that strategy.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Hay guyz wuts going on here
news from cyberspace where you can connect with people

Four out of the 10 wealthiest athletic departments–Texas, Tennessee, LSU, and Oklahoma–as well as the national champion in football, Alabama, stood in opposition to a new policy allowing major-college programs to offer multiyear scholarships to athletes, according to an NCAA document obtained by The Chronicle.

The change, which was narrowly upheld last week, makes it possible for programs to provide more security to their scholarship athletes. Previously, athletic departments could only sign athletes to one-year renewable awards.

Much of the initial opposition to the measure, which was first approved by the NCAA Division I Board of Directors last October, came from colleges concerned with the cost of locking in players for multiple years (lest they get injured or not work into a new coach’s offense, for example).

Last week, an override vote by Division I colleges fell two votes short of the necessary five-eighths majority needed to overturn the measure, with 330 institutions and conferences voting.

The vast majority of institutions opposed to the multiyear awards came from the less-wealthy ranks. But a surprising number came from big programs and conferences.

The Big 12 was the only Bowl Championship Series conference to vote against the measure, but a smattering of colleges in other BCS leagues also opposed it, including Arizona, Cal, Florida State, Georgia Tech, Louisville, USC, and Virginia.

#doomgang

by Redonkulous Bear on Feb 22, 2012 3:44 PM PST reply actions  

Why do we oppose it?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I figure because we don’t want to give up the option of cutting scholarships from players for disciplinary/academic/whatever reasons?

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

It costs money we aren't prepared to have

especially considering how tuition keeps soaring, that’s more money athletics has to dish out to keep up with the rest

"Our hearts shall sing and our voices ring for the dear old Blue and Gold!"
"For victry's in the sight of California's might, So FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT 'em California!

by Joe Bandsmen on Feb 22, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

If the rule is at all well written then the contract should be conditional (don’t get arrested, don’t fail out, etc.)

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s disappointing.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Good news everyone
FOR THOSE WANTING ACTIVE WEATHER THERE MAY BE SOME RELIEF IN THE
VERY FAR EXTENDED AS THE MJO TRANSITIONS FROM PHASE 2 TO 3 WHILE
MORE OF THE ENSEMBLES (PLUS THE ENSEMBLE MEAN) BRINGS THE MAIN
STORM TRACK CLOSER TO SF/MONTEREY BAY. EVEN THE 8-14 DAY OUTLOOK
NOW HAS NORMAL RAINFALL FOR THE CWA WITH ABOVE NORMAL JUST TO OUR
NORTH.
FAR TOO EARLY TO GET EXCITED ABOUT RAINFALL POTENTIAL WAY
OUT IN THE SECOND WEEK OF MARCH…BUT IT IS WORTH KEEPING AN EYE
ON.

NORMAL RAINFALL!!!!!! WHOOOO!!!!

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 3:48 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

Hurray for rainfall and hurray for bolding the most important part of the rant!

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

CRAIGSLIST WHY YOU NEVER HAVE USED SKIS I WANT TO BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

yayayayayayayayayayayyyy!!!!!!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Feb 22, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

UC Davis students sue over pepper spraying by campus police

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/02/uc-davis-students-sue-in-pepper-spraying-incident.html

Three months after being pepper sprayed or allegedly roughed up by UC Davis campus police during a demonstration, 19 students and alumni filed a federal lawsuit Wednesday claiming their free-speech rights were violated.

The suit names UC Davis Chancellor Linda Katehi as a defendant, along with several other campus administrators and campus police officers. It details allegations against campus Police Lt. John Pike, who the suit says sprayed the seated or crouching protesters at a distance of one to two feet, causing burning pain to their eyes and faces.

The students are seeking financial damages and policy changes in how UC handles protests.

"Our goal in this lawsuit is to ensure the university makes a clear commitment to protect free speech on campus and prevent this from ever happening again," said Michael Risher, a staff attorney with American Civil Liberties Union Foundation of Northern California, which is helping to represent the students.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 3:49 PM PST reply actions  

Why are they even playing anymore?

Celtic go 20 points clear
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1025707/spl:-celtic-go-20-points-clear-with-win-over-dunfermine?cc=5901

Charlie Mulgrew celebrated his first Scotland call-up with a wonderful strike in Celtic’s 2-0 win against Dunfermline at Parkhead which helped take Celtic 20 points clear of Rangers at the top of the Premier League.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 4:09 PM PST reply actions  

Because they want to enjoy the gloat-fest for the rest of the season.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously…making spain look ultra-competitive…

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Between the Old Firm teams, I dislike Rangers on principle, I just hate Celtic.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, look. The Big East is adding another school.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 4:33 PM PST reply actions  

They are in talks with Temple.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

big east making geographical/namesake sense?

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

lol adding them back

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Mini tiny work rant.

It is really annoying to not hear anything from boss all day and then get 10 emails at the end of the day. Boss, I understand that you are in meetings before 3, but if you send me 10 emails at the end of the day, I don’t know which project you want to prioritize. And it stresses me out because I feel I have to get these done immediately.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 4:39 PM PST reply actions  

:(

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

That stinks.

:(

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Feb 22, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

:(

If it makes you feel better, I’m in the same spot. We can commiserate as sad Bears.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Sad bears!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Tell your boss to stop trolling you!

Okay that’s probably not a good idea, but I toads feel ya.

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

yea.. it was a mini tiny rant and I’m done. :) Happy Bears!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

okay, leaving now, bye everybody, peace OUT.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Sigh

It’s not just annoying, it also shows a lack of respect for your time.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I slept with your time and never called it back.

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

(This made me chuckle. )

But you told time you were looking for a serious relationship!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a Rishi. What can I say!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I was going to give this to a friend of mine, but she’s retaking the CBX in a week. Probably not a good idea to troll her right now…

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Want to buy on the Peninsula or nearby? Better have all cash.

http://blog.sfgate.com/ontheblock/2012/02/22/want-to-buy-in-the-peninsula-or-nearby-better-have-all-cash/?tsp=1

Not so long ago, we wrote about how home sales down in the Silicon Valley were starting to sizzle. It could be a byproduct of the recently announced Facebook IPO, or perhaps that Apple stock broke the $500 mark. Whatever it is, there appears to be a lot of money down on the Peninsula and it’s being used to buy homes.

Redfin agent Brad Le also blogged about some recent transactions he’s seen in Palo Alto and Menlo Park, calling it "madness." In the first two weeks of February alone, four homes in that area received multiple offers. The scariest part? They all went to the buyer that offered all cash and no contingencies:

•South Palo Alto: On this $1.1m, ~1,100 sq. ft., 3 beds, 2 baths home, there were 16 offers. It went to an all-cash, no contingencies offer.
•South Palo Alto: On a $950k, ~1,100 sq. ft., 3 beds, 1 bath property, there were another 16 offers, and more than one was all-cash. It went to an all-cash, no contingencies offer.
•Menlo Park/Alameda Area: On a $1.2m, ~1,400 sq. ft., 3 beds, 2 baths home, the seller took a lower offer than the top, but it was an all-cash buyer with no contingencies and 3 free months of rent back.
•Menlo Park/Flood Park Area: On a $1.2m, 1,890 sq. ft., 4 beds, 2 baths home there were eight offers, and it went to an all-cash, no contingencies offer.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 4:53 PM PST reply actions  

$1.1M for an 1,100 sq. ft. home?? Is the floor tiled in gold, or carpeted in mink, or something?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Might be the lot size, at lot of those deal are for the location, with the new owner planning a new structure.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Sigh goodbye Bay Area, it was nice knowing you…

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe the rising tide will make my house worth more…

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

which kinda nets you nothing, really, unless you’re planning to move out of the bay area. (my parents had the exact same thought when house prices were going up in SoCal)

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

more collateral means better loans? worse tax rate?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh, I might move out some day. It’s good to know the value is there.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

yeesh maybe my parents should sell their house and move to india or something.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Feb 22, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

they could live like KINGS

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

they could live like RAJAS

ftfy

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by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

new zealand. it’s like $1.25 to our $1.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Ads for cheaper CSU texts.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2012/02/22/MN4H1N8C6J.DTL

An ad campaign for a certain textbook publisher will appear on California State University campuses this spring in the form of memos to faculty, notices in student newspapers, and posters at bookstore counters.

But the promotional messages won’t come from the publisher, Cengage Learning, which sells nearly a quarter million textbooks to CSU students each year. They’ll come from the university itself.

The odd new role for CSU administrators – promoting a company’s products over the next three years – turns out to be the university’s perhaps innovative way of addressing one of higher education’s most vexing dilemmas: sky-high textbook prices.

In exchange for putting the name “Cengage” in front of textbook consumers at the nation’s largest university system, the company will rent its electronic textbooks for 60 percent off the hard-copy price – about a 10 percent drop from what students are now charged for temporary access to e-books.

The university and the company see the deal as benefiting them both: publishers can expand their growing e-book market. Professors like the features of e-books that make their lives easier, and students get a price break.

Students typically pay upward of $1,000 a year for books, whose rising prices outpace the median household income and tuition itself, a 2008 state audit found.

When the agreement kicks in next fall, students who pay $166.49 for “Human Biology, 9th Edition” in paperback could rent the electronic version online for $66.60. Access expires after 180 days, but students could print out pages. The rental currently costs $78.49.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 5:00 PM PST reply actions  

Could have been worse!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting, 7 blow-up dolls and only 5 dudes.

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by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the guys is Muslim.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET RID OF PROP 8! NOW REAL DOLLS ARE HOOKING UP WITH REAL DOLLS.

"A really repugnantly unlikeable degenerate." - fiatlux

by RaptorApocalypse on Feb 22, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

creepy…

at first glance, thought the front 2 left ones were real girls, and the rest brought dolls…

and did that blonde in back bring one too?

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

The blonde dude in the back? Yeah.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

not a blonde girl to the right of dude in back?

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty sure that’s also a doll.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

ok…more creepy.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

And you thought it couldn’t get any creepier!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

and to think they went went out to doll club happy hour together in public…

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Do the guys with fake looking dolls get jealous of the guys with more real looking dolls?

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

wonder if the dolls get into slapfights over who’s prettier.

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 7:28 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

they do, but they’re usually pretty deflated…

THANK YOU!!!

by fiatlux on Feb 22, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Relevant

And as it happens, a f-ing great song

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of which, what’s the music group I’m supposed to listen to?!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

sigh

Twin Shadow, band
Forget, album

Let me know what you think

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

This is cool stuff. Thanks for sharing!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? That makes me happy.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I enjoyed it! I’m always open to new music!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the response I was expecting!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I deliever

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

err deliver

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

How awkward

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s getting harder and harder to shock the jaded internet generation these days!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Feb 22, 2012 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Usually I just think ‘of course this is on the internet’.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t this already on the DBD once though?

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
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by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Only in Twist’s photo essays and no one ever reads those!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Nobody.

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Not even me! And Im me!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

What happens when you're friends with carp on fb

(not really carp)

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 6:41 PM PST reply actions  

Lakers playing a team with a Bear. GO JKIDD AND LAKERS.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 8:11 PM PST reply actions  

So torn.
Not really, GO LAKERS!

BOO RISHI!

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Woohoo!

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by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

YAY FOR LAKERS TEAM CHEMISTRY!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

whoo! road win!

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 10:57 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

whoo! win against >.500 team!

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

f u dirk!

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 11:00 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I just saw Natalie Coughlin on TV! She was eating a steak! This update is brought to you by my labmate’s TV.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 8:15 PM PST reply actions  

You are allowed to have a TV in your lab?? I wish my old lab was as cool as yours…

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but I’m staying at a labmate’s place tonight so that I don’t have to be alone in my gun-happy neighborhood.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Feb 22, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you gonna get “gun-happy” down in his neighborhood?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

HAWT

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Competition for the chalice!

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 23, 2012 7:41 AM PST up reply actions  

whatever, it’s fun to hear a clip get emptied and identify the weapon based off the number of rounds fired.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

What is a glock 9mm, Alex?

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously. Growing up in Palo Alto, it was all “OHhhhhhh shit Nerf AG-220 with semi-auto with double strength suction cups all UP in the hood. Is Timmy is out of detention again!!?!”

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Feb 22, 2012 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I, too, have lived in Oakland.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Compton and Inglewood.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

whoo! suburban life for me!

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 10:59 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Always up to no good!!!

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by MR.F. on Feb 22, 2012 11:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Not as fun as determing which airline has the most legspace in coach!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that one piece of fun – emptying the clip – solves the legroom conundrum.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 23, 2012 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a little different when they empty multiple rounds of of AK-47s

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Feb 22, 2012 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

what kind of steak?

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Tube.

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

What kind of pharmaceuticals are you making?

#doomgang

by Redonkulous Bear on Feb 22, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

tOSU meth. CALumbus Bear runs a tight ship.

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Audis don’t pay for themselves.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 23, 2012 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought that said eating a shark

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

mmm…tasty…

by j.lee on Feb 22, 2012 9:25 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

ammonia-y!

California Golden Blogs: Ethnic food → pizza and chili → boboli → boobies.

by golden oso on Feb 22, 2012 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

She can certainly chase down a shark in the water

by LeonPowe on Feb 22, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

In body paint?!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

When are you gonna return your labmate’s TV? S/he probably misses it.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Feb 22, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

CGB HELP

need pic of suit advertising using the clips to make it look well tailored! rishi is the hero i need!!

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 8:22 PM PST reply actions  

rec

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

...but I'm the hero you've got!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

BTW

It was worth bringing forward this gem that was in the original thread:

It looks like he’s giving a thin, smoke-shaped penis a blow job.
“I’ll die before I surrender, Tim.”
by MR.F. on Jan 23, 2012 12:21 PM PST

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks, atoms.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

npt

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Feb 22, 2012 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

brb buying binder clips

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Keep your back to the wall.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Feb 22, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m told that was what my dad did with the bars my mom dragged him to in sf in the 60s.

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s my second favourite dance move!

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

#1?

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Open to interpretation!

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by Rishi on Feb 23, 2012 7:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Looks like Paul and Romney are jerking off in Santorum’s direction.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Romney’s requires a little imagination or prodding.

Los Angeles is officially BEAR TERRITORY.

by cldpc on Feb 22, 2012 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

After all those kids, maybe he and the wife are a little worn out.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 23, 2012 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Looks like three men in suits making unrelated hand gestures over and over again

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

10 Ways to Win Every Fight with Your Boyfriend

(I’m going to repost this tomorrow morning cause it’s fun)

Keep Good Notes – As with any good pupil, you would do well to maintain a solid record file to which you can refer when needed. There’s no substitute for the ability to recall every instance in the past 5 years when he has failed to keep a promise.
Exhibit A: Bachelor Party Photos – Facebook is a wonderful thing, especially that photo tagging thing they do. You can also thank his newlywed buddy, for posting this handy little addition to your arsenal.
"If you love me, you’ll …" – This one is old school manipulation all the way, but in a pinch it’s pure gold. Pick your spots wisely and be judicious in its application, however, as it has a tendency to lose its effect through overuse.
Momma’s Girl – Winning over his mother is like gaining "god mode" in a video game. You are invincible. When you’ve got his Mom on your side, he’ll fold like a cheap suit.
Keep Him Busy – If you have a bone to pick with your boyfriend, your best bet is to choose a time when he’s distracted with something else, like a sporting event.
Stack the Deck – The strategic objective is simple: pick only fights that you know you can win, resulting in a formidable winning streak that will render him less willing to engage you in the future. After you’ve notched a nice winning streak for yourself, your opponent boyfriend will eventually lose his will to fight.
The Oprah Gambit – This tactic requires some experience to pull off successfully, but it’s a highly effective strategy when properly employed. The idea is to broach the general subject of your argument, in the company of some of your girlfriends, and with him present. The key is to be conversational, not confrontational. The effect should be to illustrate a consensus that will make him less likely to challenge you later when you’re alone together.
Coitus Interruptus – AKA the carrot-and-stick maneuver, it’s basically a question of timing and an opportunistic exploitation of conflicting priorities. Need we say more?
Killing with Kindness – If you preface your fights with flattery and lavish attention, you will have fattened him up for the verbal slaughter that ensues, ladies.
Cry – When all else fails, reach for the waterworks, and let those tears flow. It’s a time-honored move that will assure you victory in short order.

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by Rishi on Feb 22, 2012 10:15 PM PST reply actions  

gin…… made by an islay distillery????

http://www.bruichladdich.com/the-botanist-islay-dry-gin

MIND BLOWN

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 10:22 PM PST reply actions  

It may make sense to return to the motherland now.

I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.

by DC Trojan on Feb 23, 2012 7:45 AM PST up reply actions  

HAPPY ENDINGS! SO CYUTE! SUPER CYUTE!

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 10:48 PM PST reply actions  

great episode. and the Modern Family preceding it was great too. I keep tweeting out them in a shameless attempt to get them to retweet… one of these days…

by fiatlux on Feb 23, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

e

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by TwistNHook on Feb 22, 2012 10:52 PM PST reply actions  

you win this DBD

#trollgang

by turkey on Feb 22, 2012 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

is that Santorum?

KEEP CALM
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Z ON

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