So what are you getting your favorite DBDer for Christmas? Here's some thoughts, feel free to add in your own:

Twist: Spell check for his posts and a new face (must be needed from all the punching)

Kodiak: A Hip replacement and a handicapped parking spot

TheBuckeyeBear: A desk for her bed and a freezer to set beside it (for Jeni's of course)

RedonkulousBear: A highly visible canvas on campus to prominently display his artwork

Carp: A minor league baseball team to run to see if his S!@# can work in the playoffs

AndBears: A new bed

Scootie: Shoes. Just lots and lots of shoes. The expensive kind.

CalBandGreat: SHOTSSHOTSSHOTS!

fiatlux: A new Cal Marketing department

atoms: Perfect grammar from everyone else

TheScientist: A girlfriend

Rishi: Midnight blue notch lapel tuxedo

Federer Express: Lenses for the camera

Ok, sorry for everyone that I left off the list, but add in what you'd get the people I forgot.