So what are you getting your favorite DBDer for Christmas? Here's some thoughts, feel free to add in your own:
Twist: Spell check for his posts and a new face (must be needed from all the punching)
Kodiak: A Hip replacement and a handicapped parking spot
TheBuckeyeBear: A desk for her bed and a freezer to set beside it (for Jeni's of course)
RedonkulousBear: A highly visible canvas on campus to prominently display his artwork
Carp: A minor league baseball team to run to see if his S!@# can work in the playoffs
AndBears: A new bed
Scootie: Shoes. Just lots and lots of shoes. The expensive kind.
fiatlux: A new Cal Marketing department
atoms: Perfect grammar from everyone else
TheScientist: A girlfriend
Rishi: Midnight blue notch lapel tuxedo
Federer Express: Lenses for the camera
Ok, sorry for everyone that I left off the list, but add in what you'd get the people I forgot.