So...looks like we made it through the apocalypse.As midnight crept across the planet, there were no reports of DOOOOOOOM. Of course had there been signs, what would you have done with your last day on Earth? Let's take a look, shall we:

Kodiak: "Mrs. Kod and the girls and I made homemade potstickers. Little K is getting better at it than I am. PTB ate them all. Sadz. Then we camped out on the living room floor and made a tent with sofa cushions and blankets."

fiatlux: "Looking through the PAC-12 b-ball schedule, I noticed Mike Greenstein was reffing the CU game in Boulder. Hopped in my Jeep and drove all night just to punch that bastard in the face!"

Scootie: " I started the apocalypse early by tracking down that b*tch who stole my tree and burned her house down; then I went shoe shopping."

Ragnabears: (while pointing to their 2nd broken bed) "Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye!"

atoms: "Does this mean Sonny Dykes won't ever coach Cal? FUCK YEAH!"


turkey: "Did laundry, then said 'fuckit', the city of Oakland can't stop me now from using dynamite to get rid of that tree."

/started a fire in the Oakland Hills which really caused some panic.

unclesam22: "Why must I be in Alabama when the world ends? Why? Should have just stayed in California."

CALumbus Bear: "Ohio Bear come by and we sat on the front porch on a semi-burnt out couch and played skeet with the good Dr.'s Hello Kitty collection. Much scotch was consumed."


/passed out among several empty containers of Jeni's Ice Cream and Kit Kats.

TS019: "Now's my chance to finally get a date."

Rishi: "First I organized my box of pocket squares; pressed all my suits and shirts; shined my shoes....."

/world ends before Rishi could actually get ready to go out and enjoy his last day on Earth chasing hawt desi chicks.

Fire Starkey: "Boobs. Lotsa boobs."

Twist: "I dont get whatt he big deal is? Therew as no mention about t his apocalypse onthe Satorialist."

CalBear81: " I went out and adopted every stray cat in the greater Sacarmento! area. Then wrote a 6 part series on the first African American Lesbian place kicker for the California Golden Bears football team in 1934."

zoonews: "we just stayed home with the yougins and played the piano and tuba and started a garage band we recorded a 6 song demo and sent it to a local record label haven't heard back yet but we're hopeful also tried for babby number three should be another august babby great success."

GoldBlooded: "Tim and Eric marathon. That is all."

Redonkulous Bear: /reveals to the world he is actually dolan.

The opinions expressed in a FanPost are, in every way, reflective of the opinions of every California Golden Blogs Marshawnthusiast. Moreover, they are reflective of every employee of SBNation, including Tyler "Blez" Bleszinski.

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