It's the season for holiday parties and get togethers. It's a time when you see people you've been missing, people you didn't know, and people you KNEW you weren't missing. So whether it's your partner's company holiday party or the CGB Uncle Sam meet up how do you get to know people?

"So, how about that tacky sweater"
"My dog can do that"
"Have you tried the 151?"

"I think the Giants did that last year"

"Do you like home made chain mail? It's a fun new project anyone can do!"

"My purse is more expensive than yours and I only enjoy the finest sushi"

"No, the hipsters have taken over that restaurant. You're not a hipster are you?"

I'll offer this ye olde Irish Whore Island blessing for you

“May the road rise beneath you.”
“May the wind be always at your back”
“May what you see through beer goggles always be true.”

CILANTRO!