Inspired by Ohio Bear
"Oh, I'm sorry, I keep forgetting. You were sick the day they taught law at law school."
"My client's a moron, that's not against the law."
"I have no responsibilities here whatsoever"
"Don't ever put that bat in the closet. "
"I strenuously object?" Is that how it works?"
"It doesn't matter what I believe. It only matters what I can prove! So please, don't tell me what I know, or don't know; I know the LAW."
" I was just going to tell you to wear matching socks tomorrow. "