Wow. Just...wow. This reminds me of the time former Celtic Dennis Johnson (RIP) was asked after an NBA Finals loss to assess his team's performance. He said: "We didn't have no performance."
Yeah. That's kind of what this first half was like, amirite? But fuhgeddabouditt, Bears. Time to relax, eat some guacamole, perhaps check out a Cal Band halftime show, and definitely drink some adult beverages.
Use this thread for your combo pack halftime PLUS 3rd Quarter open thread. GO BEARS!