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DBD 6/1/12 You survived your first week back!



Congrats!

For those of you who had vacation or took days off, it's even harder. Leaving the laziness of the holiday season and immediately hitting the ground running because it's the New Year and everything needs to get done NOW!

But, that's okay, you can destress at the gym, right? Wait, no you can't, because all dumbbells are scattered around the gym, every cardio machine is taken as people stroll on treadmills while reading a magazine, and the squat rack has a line as people use them to do curls.

Plus, there's the slight post-holiday hangover. In quick succession, we had Diwali, Halloween,Thanksgiving, Christmas/Hanukkah/non-denominational holiday around Christmas, AND New Years! But what's there to look forward to now? If you're looking forward to red envlopes, you have Chinese New Years. But for the rest of us? Valentine's Day? Nah, that involves spending hella money if committed and indifference otherwise.

But don't despair, friends. We have the ultimate celebration of friendship and good living to look forward to. And the only proper way to celebrate is to drink excessively and be in ten places at once. Yes, friends, it's almost time for Rishi Day again!


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I’m no big city economist, but this seems positive.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 7:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely. The last quoted line is really key.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 7:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that the line that says “2012 is an election year”?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 6, 2012 7:30 AM PST up reply actions  

the U.S. is weathering Europe’s debt crisis.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that the line that says “That Shit Cray!”?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Ain’t it, Jay?

What she order?

Fish Filet?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

The second line is also important… that the reported jobs increase in December was actually about 30% less upon revision. This seems to be an ongoing practice with this admin which makes sense because people don’t pay as much attention to the revision as to the original number. It’s also important to note that while it’s good we’re adding jobs this is still far below the number of jobs we need to create to just sustain the growth in new employees entering the work force. It remains a troubling sign that a significant reason for the drop in the unemployment rate is because so many people continue to give up looking for jobs. So the unemployment rate is continuing to drop in large part because the denominator continues to shrink.

But still, more jobs is better than fewer jobs.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, I believed the October numbers were actually revised upwards, so it’s not as if they’re always revising downwards.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

And to be fair the change in total nonfarm payroll employment for October was revised up from +100,000 to +112,000 but…. the change for November was revised down from +120,000 only +100,000. So while in our current economic context these are good numbers, historically these would be considered anemic.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll take any good news I can!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

in general i agree except good news that is “inflated” can lead to justification of faulty economic policy. Sort of “see we told you this would work” when in fact something else may have worked much better.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

something else may have worked much better.

Spending more money would have worked better, but no-one wants to do that.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I know a lot of people to want to do that

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

you know a lot of dirty socialists

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jan 6, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I want us to spend more money in the short term and less in the long term.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

more good news

Unemployment went from 33% to 0% in my household in december

by bamboobanga on Jan 6, 2012 11:17 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Hooray!

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by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Awesome!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

hurray!

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by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Excellent news!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully my household can be an indicator of what is to come for others

by bamboobanga on Jan 6, 2012 11:29 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

The White House should be contacting you shortly.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Ill make sure my red phone is plugged in

by bamboobanga on Jan 6, 2012 11:58 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

TAKE OFF THAT RED PHONE

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

but you’ll miss the call on account of the phone being off the hook!

by the federer express on Jan 6, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

so much toasting in this thread

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously. I might make up some good news to not feel left out.

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Aw, congrats!

There is little in life more satisfying than that first paycheck after not getting one for a while.

by Scootie on Jan 6, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s also a different world, and a different economy from 10, 20, 50 years ago…

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

um yeah

More jobs is better than fewer jobs. Hard to understand how this could be controversial.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

to put it in your terms… let’s say you kept getting 10 new tenants every month, but you’re building / acquiring 20 new units every month that you need to fill in order to meet your financial goals. It’s sort of like that. So while it’s good you’re getting new tenants – and not losing tenants – you’re not getting enough. Notice I said it’s “sort of” like that, not “exactly” like that.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I understand economics fairly well, my comment was more that it’s disappointing that good economic news becomes a political football that reveals the bias of the person commenting. Good news = good news, not “disappointing” news.

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by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I know you do. But leaving it at “more jobs better than fewer jobs” doesn’t quite tell the story, and isn’t quite the good news it appears to be hence the discussion. I think perspective is important.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Would you have preferred that the unemployment rate rise?

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Buzz kill !!!!!

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Jan 6, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t think the administration is willfully manipulating the numbers, but yeah, I think we need 125,000+ jobs/month just to keep up with population growth, so 200,000 isn’t really all that great. But It’s growth at least. It’d be nice if the public sector weren’t also continuing to hemorrhage jobs, which is undermining the economy. The private sector has been adding hundreds of thousands of jobs over the past several months, but the public sector keeps shedding jobs every month.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Major Rawls and Commissioner Burrell agree… the administration is not manipulating the numbers!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 6, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Secretary of Labor Cedric Daniels was promised a new day, damnit.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
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by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Clay Davis tells them,

SSHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 6, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought number of jobs we need to sustain job growth was closer to 100K? Anyway, my interpretation of the number is that adding jobs is good, adding more jobs would be better. OFFICIAL ECONOMIST ADVICE@!!!!

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Were you holding on to your suspenders arrogantly while you said that?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

No, but my valet was!

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

You’ve almost got it. That 100,000ish number is what we need to maintain where we are now… ie, approx that many new people are entering the work force every month. In order to get unemployment to go down (without just having people drop out of the work force) you need basically twice that much.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

…which is 200,000, which is what we got. Now, a booming economy would be adding closer to 400,000 jobs/month, but you usually don’t go from a financial crisis and deep recession to a boom overnight.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

but of course it needs to be more than 1 month, and it would help if that month wasn’t driven by season hires. And I would say we are long past the “overnight” status of this recovery. But but but, I like how we’re trending v others.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Seasonally adjusted! Seasonally adjusted!

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by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought weve been picking up steam for a while now?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

no. we’ve been treading water for a while now. which, admittedly, is better than drowning.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

And way better than teh waterboarding the economy took in 2008!

I just wanted to continue the water analogies.

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

thank you for going that way and not water sports.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Are we really “weathering” their “crisis?” It seems to me most things I’ve read point to the idea that most difficult decisions and cuts have yet to materialize…

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

In other words, we’re “weathering” bad sentiment, but that’s about it.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, the uncertainty and the looming hit to the banking sector is only exacerbating already tight credit conditions, I’d imagine.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that it? The uncertainty?

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

For now, I’d imagine that’s most of it. Most of the defaults haven’t actually occurred yet, right? I guess the Greeks have partially defaulted, but that’s also going to get worse before it gets better.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Not so much talking about defaults, more shrinking/stagnant economies all over the Eurozone as austerity packages are enacted…

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s already begun in Europe, and it’s putting a damper on growth. Our austerity measures don’t really hit until the end of this year I think, but in Europe it’s been going on for a while now. Though, I don’t know that many countries besides Germany have any room to spend right now.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I see. So basically

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

all of the nordic countries do.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

and Scandinavian countries (since they’re not quite the same)

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

the butter embargo isn’t helping

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Outside of Finland, they’re not in the Eurozone though.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Correct. Except the conversation was about Europe.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

But it’s the Eurozone troubles specifically which are dragging things down.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel a nit picky semantics argument coming on so I’ll just say “got it” ;-) By the way, I hope your cold wasn’t an delayed result of having to drive at night in a jeep with the top removed.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha, I don’t know if it was that specifically, but I think the cumulative effect of all the running around and drinking and coldness on both my trips just weakened my system enough.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

and what did the future Mrs. Atoms think of your new sunglasses?

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

She initially greeted them with some raised eyebrows but upon further consideration, it was neutral-to-positive. I’m still quite bullish.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

they look very good!

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think she’s just naturally skeptical of my fashion choices, but I think I did well here. :)

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

pringle

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

lulz

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

pqtm.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 6, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

This deserves a rec.

by MailmanJr35 on Jan 6, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

That S*** Cray!

Kanye West, Jay-Z Play Sweet 16 Party in Dubai for $6 Million

How much would you pay to ‘Watch the Throne’ at your birthday party? Hip-hop’s mega-duo Jay-Z and Kanye West flew to Dubai, United Arab Emirates right before Christmas to perform at a 16-year-old’s shin-ding. The price tag for the show? A cool $6 million between the two of them. Not bad for a little birthday bash, huh?

The pair dropped their collaborative hits for the entertainment of billionaire Manchester City Football Club owner Sheikh Mansour’s young niece and guests, then the pair broke out into a few solo staples. Just one question: How many times did they play ‘N——s in Paris?’

Speculation aside, that’s a mighty lucrative gig as far as gigs like that go. Earlier this year, Jennifer Lopez got paid $1 million to perform for an oligarch heir’s wedding in the Ukraine. In 2008, before Rihanna could ‘Run This Town’ with Jay and ‘Ye, she got paid $500,000 to perform a small New Year’s Eve party.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 7:15 AM PST reply actions  

Yay City. Wonder who they’ll pick up (and dump Tevez on) during the transfer window…

by puresilence on Jan 6, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

...

what?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, soccer

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

what happened to this? hehe.

come on…you think a guy that thought he could get united fans to turn on sir alex was going to work out…?

by j.lee on Jan 6, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA diiiiiiiiiiiick

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe this?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha yeah…

FA Cup fixture with City vs United is on at 5am PST Sunday morning? So early…

by puresilence on Jan 6, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be at a united bar.

by j.lee on Jan 6, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I might try and get up for that…it’ll be 7 here. I’ve got two United jerseys people have given me so maybe I’ll wear one and see what happens.

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

wut? Aren’t you a City fan?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

nm, a Spurs fan?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Part 1 in a 40-part series running through the end of Spring Training
Aubrey Huff is in the Best Shape of His Life

Huff said he moved his family from Florida to Arizona so he could train at Athletes Performance Institute “and push myself there.” More important, in Huff’s mind, he resumed the one activity he dropped after the World Series: Pilates, an aerobic stretching regimen designed to enhance flexibility and strengthen a person’s core while giving the heart a workout, too.

Huff said he was “mentally fried, and my body was tired as hell” after the extended 2010 season, so he dropped Pilates – a mistake, he now admits, because he believes it contributed to his physical well-being and success in 2010. He works out four days a week at the institute and does Pilates for an hour three days a week. His weight (225) has not changed, but he has redistributed it and said, “My body is ripped.”

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by natteringnabob on Jan 6, 2012 7:33 AM PST reply actions  

Pics or it didn’t happen.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

second.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been doing pilates a bunch in the alst few months and although I dont think Im anywhere near as ripped as Aubrey Huff, I do think it can be incredibly helpful to athletic strength and mental relaxation.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

otoh, I think you ARE anywhere as ripped as Aubrey Huff. At least, I hope you and Aubrey Huff are similar in ripped-ness.

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Twist is Hufftacular in his rippage.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 6, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

lol, time for the annual spring training mad libs!

“[crappy hitter from lsat year] is really looking to rebound this year! He’s been working with [hitting coach, retired good hitter, etc] and has improved the timing in his swing.”

“[injury prone pitcher from last year] will have break out season! ‘My arm feels great, as great as it ever has.’ "

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

And everyone is always in the best shape of their life. Thank you Aubrey Huff for starting it early.

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

They needed somebody for these stories since they got rid of Rowand. Next on the list should be Zito.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 6, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

MBB bitten by Beavers 92-85
Kodiak up late to tell the tale!

There’s something about Gill Coliseum that seems to induce a malaise on visiting Cal teams. In a surprising twist, the Beavers came out in their old trapping 1-3-1 zone after playing man for most of the season. The Bears countered with a zone of their own for the first time this year.

With a hot 5-0 start thanks to a Crabbe three-pointer and a Cobbs to Jorge layup, and it seemed like we might finally be bucking the trend of slow starts on the road.

But then a series of turnovers and defensive lapses allowed a furious 13-0 Beaver run. Without the benefit of video, we’ll just have to take it on faith that the Bears appeared flat and weren’t able to match the home team’s frenetic energy.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 6, 2012 7:37 AM PST reply actions  

Official story:

CORVALLIS, Ore. – Despite a season-high matching 26 points from senior G Jorge Gutierrez, California (12-4, 2-1 Pac-12) dropped its first conference game of the season, 92-85, to Oregon State (11-4, 1-2) on Thursday, Jan. 5, at Gill Coliseum.

Gutierrez became the 40th Golden Bear to break the 1,000-point plateau and now ranks 39th among all-time Cal players with 1,023 career points. He also grabbed two steals to move him into a 10th-place tie with Keith Smith (1987-90) on Cal’s all-time career steals ladder with 129.

Sophomore G Justin Cobbs added 18 points and team-high honors with five assists, but the Bears couldn’t overcome a Beaver team that shot 63.3 percent from the field.

Jared Cunningham and Ahmad Starks had 24 points apiece for Oregon State that held off a late Cal run, which had cut the Beaver lead to just four points at 77-73 with just over five minutes left in the game.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 7:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, if you want to put all this front page content out you can’t expect me to ignore all of the stories equally.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 6, 2012 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank you very much for posting the front page story. I appreciate it. We can have both the front page story AND the official story, so people get all sides of the game!!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

but that’s only two and i thought the game was a hexagon so we’re still missing a few side.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Valentine's day
that involves spending hella money if committed

Not in my house it doesn’t.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 7:37 AM PST reply actions  

good man

I’m glad you’ve embraced the philosophy that EVERY DAY is Valentine’s Day! Don’t forget to get Mrs. DCT a present on your way home from work today!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 6, 2012 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

DC Trojan in nothing more than a giant red diaper is not as much of a present as you might think

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t do that, I’m not a war criminal.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 7:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Red diaper of shame!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Why must you mock me!

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually really like it! I probably wouldn’t yell, “Take off that red diaper,” though. Sorry.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

:(

i thought that was the point of the red diaper and bow?

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Jan 6, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

EVERY DAY is Valentine’s Day

I’ve tried telling the Mrs that every day with me is inherently like Valentine’s day, but she hurt herself laughing. And then cried for three days.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 7:44 AM PST up reply actions  

been a long time but I think this calls for

sounds like Twist’s wedding night!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 6, 2012 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Me neither, dumbest “holiday” ever.

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 6, 2012 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

It can be fun if you’re single and don’t care (like me)

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes but its ridiculously expensive for something that isn’t “real”. I dunno, the concept of it has always pissed me off for some reason. I’ve always refused to participate.

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 6, 2012 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I agree

Especially the bs prix fixe menus that most restuarants insist on using.

I’ve gone out on a few Valentine’s Day dinner dates myself and pride myself on finding nice restaurant in nice locations that are still affordable and let you order off the menu.

Also, I usually end up making reservations around this time of the year for V-Day, then give those reservations to my friends who were too short-sighted to make reservations ahead of time.

Finally, since V-Day makes insecure single girls emotionally vulnerable, it’s a great day to pick up on chicks.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

since V-Day makes insecure single girls emotionally vulnerable, it’s a great day to pick up on chicks.

Goddammit, where was this sage advice when I was 21 and single?!?!?!

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 6, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

You were in college! It should have been self-evident then.

There was one night a few years ago when Valentine’s Day fell on a Saturday night as part of a long weekend.

My buddy and I went to no fewer than ten bars and made sure to talk to girls at each bar.

I miss having single friends :(

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I had long term girlfriends almost my entire time at Texas. FAIL FAIL FAIL

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 6, 2012 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Learning experiences!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I married the last one FAIL FAIL FAIL

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 6, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder how she’ll feel reading that.

by WolverBear on Jan 6, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

The same way

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

pqtm

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

To me

this comment was more interesting:

Also, I usually end up making reservations around this time of the year for V-Day, then give those reservations to my friends who were too short-sighted to make reservations ahead of time.

Aspiring matchmaker?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Aspiring matchmaker? Moneymaker?

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah, they’re my friends — it’s free.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s pretty noble of you. Because I think there might be a lucrative market for that. Craigslist maybe?

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

No doubt. Or any social network even. Take photos of the place, etc

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Eh, if my friends are in happy and fulfilling relationships, I should help them out!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

prix fixe FTL

I think our last official “Valentine’s Day Romance Or Else” thing was at a French restaurant across the street from a gas station in SoMa. We had 5:30 reservations, and got to mill around with very, very unhappy looking and grumpy couples waiting for the place to open. Then everyone trooped inside and got their prix fixe meals and paid the bills and went home. Also, restaurant staff really like V-Day a lot so that adds to the experience.

If you can’t sell the “anniversary is our V-Day!” approach, go with the V-Day is February 15 or February 13 approach. Please.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 6, 2012 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

V-Day is February 15 or February 13 approach

I’m fine with that; offsetting holidays is more economical! Besides, who wants to have the obligitory ’we’re having sex tonight because that dinner was $85 and consisted of exactly 2 strawberries’ sex.

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by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

dm;hs

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank you, urban dictionary.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Hate to break this to you

ummm, you’re married with a child. There is no more sex.

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 6, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

… our broken bed would suggest otherwise.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Showoff.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

pics or it never happened

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 6, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

…you may have pics of the BED and nothing else. (What can I say, Rags was a big proud).

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

*was a bit proud.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

HAWT

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 6, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

and then complained at the front desk until they gave you a refund

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

showoff!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s with the empty bottle and wrapper?

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

unrelated garbage had apparently gathered under the bed. I assume some disney-style mice were having parties.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

pretty well hung for mice

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 6, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s why Cinderella was so fond of them.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

The Fairy Godmother did have glass shoes and glitter…

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 6, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

unrelated to what?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

To each other. Cause that’d be gross.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that a bottle of lube or Odwalla?

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

BOTH?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Odwalla sure has expanded its flavors!

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll never look at an Odwalla protein shake the same again!

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

And its use.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be a large bottle of lube…

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 6, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

which explains the condition of your bed

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone save this to embarrass ragscub in a few years.

by WolverBear on Jan 6, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

this is just getting gross.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Getting?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

word snob issue? “becoming”?

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s been gross since yesterday.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

iknow

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is that wrapper red and square in appearance?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s an envelope. Chinese New Year presents.

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I like how you took pictures, like we’re going to file with our insurance. Which we’re not because A) Its not covered and B) our insurance agent is my uncle. (Shudder)

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Our insurance doesn’t cover this??! Time to switch agents!!

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 6, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, at least now you know where that extra pony tail holder went!

by Scootie on Jan 6, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

pringles

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s okay, I support you in your weight loss quest. I believe in you, rags!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Which one of us asked “Can you genuinely tell us about your sex life?”

Remember, people, stick to characters that bear (!) only a minimal relationship to real life and you’ll be good!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Well, this could all still be fictional. RIGHT?!!?!

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

The Odwalla product placement leads me to believe, it’s part of some promotional plan.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Those sneaky bastards! They’re getting around buying ads from SBN!

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you saying that AndBears and Rags are nothing but Odwalla sleeper agents?!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 6, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet they even hate the marching band!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

But they’d love it if it were the Coca-Cola™ Marching Band! Hint, hint.

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Rags, they're onto us!

Cheese-it!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Cheez-it? Stop with the product placements~!!

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Better product placements than creepy tmi

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll never use the ‘pics or else’ line again!

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

looking at that bed frame, doesn’t look like they’ve been doing any sleeping

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 6, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

recd so hard

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I have recd your reccing of me. I’m vain and self-absorbed like that.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh that's easy. I'm way worse in real life.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
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by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, good work Rags and AndBears. Good work.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 6, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

damn, one night at Rickhouse and all bets are off.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jan 6, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Were you jumping up and down on it again??? The bed is not a trampoline, young woman!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

but TWIST, its MY bed! I can use it as a trampoline if I WANT TO!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

GO TO YOUR ROOM!

No,wait, that’s not going to work. Hmmmmm, this is gonna be tough.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DADDY! WEEKEND DADDY LETS ME JUMP ON MY BED!!

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Tells rags to lose weight.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

FATTIE

It’s not a size; it’s a lifestyle!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

ummm, you’re married with a child. There is no more sex with your spouse.

you have two hands?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

and access to discrete internet shops!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

plus, didn’t American Pie teach us anything?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

teenagers know nothing about sex?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Pies, AndBears, pies.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

…as opposed to combined internet shops? I guess maybe ebay would be something non-discrete.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

discreeeeeet.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

who wants to have the obligitory ’we’re having sex tonight because that dinner was $85 and consisted of exactly 2 strawberries’ sex.

I do, but not with you, since we’re both married and you don’t even know me. Anyway, I’m going to provide this obligatory sex standard to the missus and see how it goes.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

then you can price sex at the low-low cost of $85+roses.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

So you’re saying I should just write off the sunk costs to date? I knew I should have gone to business school.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

The proper move is, “Y’know…Forget dinner, I must have you now…”

And get In ’N Out (see what I did there) + champagne much later.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 6, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

As much as I approve of the after-sex-burger (also, sex-puns), you could do this any day. Do it today!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Unfortunately all we have locally is Five Guys, which sets rather a different tone.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

damn it.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 6, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Dumb luck.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t you have White Castle in DC? Nothing says class like dinky burgers.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 6, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously.
if i want a burger, i was some greasy burger…not steamed

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

“Well, Mrs. Kodiak, now that we’ve satisfied our heaving passions, let’s get some pocket-sized burgers.”

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Three days before our wedding, Mrs. Kod and I fell off the diet wagon hard. In fact, we sort of set the wagon on fire and shoved it over a cliff.

We gave in to our burger craving around midnight, could not find anyplace open, so went to Safeway. We made our own burgers and fries, had champagne, and…
I leave the rest to your imagination.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 6, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

such an imagination!

You dipped the fries in champagne? Kinky.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 6, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

you injured your hip flexor, a common tale.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jan 6, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure beats “inner thigh infection.”

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 6, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

excellent point.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jan 6, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

….9 months later, little K showed up?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Add 4 years and yes.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 6, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not very sniper-ish at all!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Those were the “trying not to procreate” years.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 6, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

14 years later, I’m still enjoying those.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t you make fun of my dinky… OH BURGERS.

Um, no, we don’t have White Castle hereabouts.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Who knows, DC, maybe she’ll still be up for it.

by Scootie on Jan 6, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I was about to say that what she does on her own time is her business, but let’s be realistic, as long as I’m first or second in line, whatevs.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 11:32 PM PST up reply actions  

hope she doesn’t suggest she wants Five Guys instead.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 6, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

DC wins.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m aware. both in time and quality. sigh.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 6, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

OBLIGATORY FIVE GUYS JOKE, 1.5 HOURS AFTER EVERYONE ELSE HAS MADE SAME OBLIGATORY JOKE

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

SOMEWHAT WITTY REJOINDER RECYCLING ORIGINAL COMMENT BEFORE JOKE

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by natteringnabob on Jan 6, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Pshaw, I was 5.5 hours late. You lose.

by Scootie on Jan 6, 2012 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

hooray

one convert to the cause!

It’s not like Christmas or Thanksgiving where everyone has vacation days specific to the date or anything.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 6, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

who wants to have the obligitory ’we’re having sex tonight

/raises hand

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 6, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Obligatory > nonexistent

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re one to talk! I’m sure you’ve just the amazing "got engaged’ sex.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

No comment!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you post a picture of your bed instead?

by WolverBear on Jan 6, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I can, but I won’t.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Mine

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I sleep in a race car!

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks a bit lumpy.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I always make sure it’s not some lame prix fixe when I go

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Chez Panisse is so mad at you right now!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

And I’m mad at Chez Panisse!

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Go eat a turnip and make up!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Chez Panisse knows what it did!

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, not in my house either. Also hopefully I bought myself a bit of a pass this year after ponying up for a ring.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I think you’re all set.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

:)

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

sorry sir

it just means you’re setting the bar too high. It’s like junior high PE, if they’re grading you on improvement you don’t do as many pull-ups as you can in September. Start slow and leave plenty of upside.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 6, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

confession booth: I kind of like valentine’s day. It means I get to go out to a fancy meal, and I love going out to upscale restaurants…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Weirdo.

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by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d agree with you except that most fancy restaurants do the prix fixe thing, but kudos to you if you enjoy it!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

prix fixe can be pretty awesome non-VD. There are many places I go to where I love it mainly because it gets me to try things I wouldn’t otherwise try and if you’re a regular they’ll usually add in “surprise” courses too.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I prefer to be VD-free, in general.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

There are many places I go to where I love it mainly because it gets me to try things I wouldn’t otherwise try and if you’re a regular they’ll usually add in "surprise" courses too.

That really changes the context of his comment!

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

pringles

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Being in the industry of food, we’re always being sent extra courses/ surprises by the chefs. The mrs finds it embarrassing but it’s part of the game; take care of your own.

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by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

THIS mrs would find it TASTY.

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by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

THIS ms would eat it!

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I meant Valentine’s Day. I thought that was obvious in context.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure…

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s the joke.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

And that was my joke ;-)

My friend Marc, who you met at the Holiday Bowl, and I have this thing where we see how long we can go without recognizing sarcasm. I always win.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Suuuure you do.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you sure you meant "recognizing" sarcasm?
And that was my joke ;-)

My friend Marc, who you met at the Holiday Bowl, and I have this thing where we see how long we can go without recognizing sarcasm. I always win.

I’m having difficulty with the concept where two people have a contest to see which one is more dense.

How about “acknowledging” sarcasm?

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by FiatSlug on Jan 6, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

recognize = acknowledge.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Now I’m confused.

Are you saying that recognize is the same as acknowledge? If so, I’ll disagree.

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by FiatSlug on Jan 6, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't be confused

I am saying they are synonyms.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

This sounds legit.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

So you’re saying that it is not possible to recognize sarcasm but not acknowledge sarcasm?

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by FiatSlug on Jan 6, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know what you’re asking there.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I think you do know perfectly well what I’m asking here. Only you’re demonstrating how your game is played.

Got it. Thanks for the demonstration.

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by FiatSlug on Jan 6, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

no, honest, I really don’t quite what get you’re asking there. “It is not possible to recognize sarcasm but not acknowledge sarcasm?”

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Recognition can be a strictly mental thing, but acknowledgment is public.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Or outward, anyway.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

^^^This.

I look at the vocabulary of English as being highly nuanced. I recognize that two or more words may be seen as synonyms, but I also acknowledge that they have differences in meaning because they are different words.

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by FiatSlug on Jan 6, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I <3 you.

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by MR.F. on Jan 6, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

i do too. like impact and affect. I still, however, don’t understand your question. Did you add in an extra “not” there?

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Let me restate the question

Is it possible to recognize sarcasm and not acknowledge it? Or is it impossible to do both?

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by FiatSlug on Jan 6, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, of course.

I can be as pedantic as the best of them (further / farther for instance), but I try not to “correct” people when they’re using a word in a perfectly acceptable manner just because I think they should use another word I think would be better.

Yesterday’s discussion about affect and impact is a perfect example.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, I wasn’t trying to correct you! Obviously lots of people use impact that way these days, and I don’t think it’s wrong. I just wanted to know if other people saw the difference the way I did.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

you don’t have to be sorry… although you were correcting me because you went on to explain the difference ;-) (or someone did)

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I can believe that.

At the prices they offer them for Valentine’s Day… no

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

There are few good things about VD!!!!

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Chlamydia chlamydia

Oh how do I
Get riddaya…

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by Kodiak on Jan 6, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

My friend David Binder claims to have made this up in the 6th grade.

(sung to the tune of the Beatles ‘Yesterday’)

Syphilis
It all started with a little kiss
Now it even hurts to take a piss
Oh how did I get syphilis?

Leprosy, pieces keep on falling off of me
I’m not half the man I used to be
Oh how did I get leprosy?

by LeonPowe on Jan 6, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually...

It was John Valby AKA Dr. Dirty. Completely NSFW.

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by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh, I haven’t found it to be that much of a problem. Most of the ones that do this are like…primo top end. Or rather, I’ve never had a problem finding a non-prix fixe place….

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Congratch.

…you should still get her some flowers!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Hooray!

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

rec'd.

and congrats!

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by Rocksanddirt on Jan 6, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Vintage news, you get no additional congrats from me.

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by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s awesome! Congrats.

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Will the new one be called Petting Zoo?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

cgts

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Is the zoonews collective entirely male? Is there a female person that is also part of zoonews? Which zoonews is the father of the baby? Do you all take turns during the mating process or do you go through a mating ritual to establish dominance and mating rights?

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by MR.F. on Jan 6, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

We appreciate your questions, and Go Bears!

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by zoonews on Jan 6, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

pringle

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by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Head butting, no doubt.

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by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Query

Using Windows Movie Maker to rotate videos. Want to save. Will only let me save in the Windows Movie Maker format. Lame. How can I save in any other format? Thanks.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 7:43 AM PST reply actions  

Can you use something else to convert it back out of WMM format? Like you can do with LibreOffice documents to convert between MS Word formats.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 6, 2012 7:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Potentially, but I don’t know which programs to use. Do you have a rec?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, I don’t know squat about video editing. Maybe some kind of trial version of a program?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 6, 2012 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Export.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I see. Where is that functionality in the program? I didnt see it. Thanks.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Is there a “Movie Tasks” menu on the left? If so, click “Finish Movie”. It should walk you through creating a movie file.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t have it on my computer here, I’ll email myself this conversation and then try it when I get home. Thanks!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

you publish the video from moviemaker

and it gives you choices of output format.

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by Rocksanddirt on Jan 6, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I know SUPER (open-source software) lets you convert Flash files to .mp3, but not sure if it does video files. check it out, though.

by the federer express on Jan 6, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

n/m, it’s not open-source, but it’s free (and very powerful!)! http://www.erightsoft.com/SUPER.html

by the federer express on Jan 6, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

use this twist

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 6, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

hurray, someone finally noticed!

by the federer express on Jan 6, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, sir!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Go Bears!

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by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Hell…

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Good news!

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

they beat the BEAVERS, not the Ducks, dammit

no worries, come this weekend, you’ll beat us, too. Our ladies teams doesn’t play the defense very well

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by David Piper on Jan 6, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I can see the future!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m posting from the future! 10:55ish to be precise!

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m at 1:55. I win.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Your comment says one thing, your timestamp says another. This is getting more and more suspicious … !

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Worst sequel to a Jay Z song over

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

And that’s a low bar.

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by Kodiak on Jan 6, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

But could Galas snap the ball over it?

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by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

A depressed one, at that.

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by Ohio Bear on Jan 6, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Cal, the NFL Playoffs, and you:

BERKELEY – Eight former Cal football players are on active rosters for the NFL Playoffs that begin with the league’s Wild Card Weekend this Saturday-Sunday, Jan. 7-8.

Five of those eight – Brian De La Puente (New Orleans), Thomas DeCoud (Atlanta), Tony Gonzalez (Atlanta), Cameron Jordan (New Orleans) and Mike Mohamed (Denver) – are on teams that play on Wild Card Weekend.

Shane Vereen of AFC East champion New England, and Desmond Bishop and Aaron Rodgers of NFC North winner and defending Super Bowl champion Green Bay, begin their post-season action in the Divisional Playoffs the weekend of Saturday-Sunday, Jan. 14-15.

De La Puente and Jordan are on a New Orleans team that also won the regular-season NFC South title, while Mohamed is a member of AFC West champion Denver.

Three other former Cal players – Jahvid Best (Detroit), Andre Carter (New England) and Syd’Quan Thompson (Denver) – are on the injured reserve lists for playoff teams.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 7:47 AM PST reply actions  

I’m still wrapping my head around the idea that Detroit is a playoff team.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Well they wouldn’t have been if cutler wasn’t injured…

They’re going to be destroyed by Saints. I’d be scared to face them or the Giants right now (along with GB).

by puresilence on Jan 6, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the Giants are beatable.

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by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Undoubtedly, but they have momentum right now and that can be frightening.

by puresilence on Jan 6, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not afraid

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Really reminds me of this

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by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Tell them not to bike in critical mass in Brazil, there’s some driver running over people down there.

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah. giants are beatable. they got into a playoff not by winning but by sucking less than the cowboys and the rest of the nfc.

by j.lee on Jan 6, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Fun facts about Tony G

Did you know he has only missed two games in his career?

Did you know he has only lost two fumbles in his career?

Did you know that if you look up pimp in the dictionary…you’ll find a picture of Tony G?

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 6, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

i want to make vegan babies with Tony G

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s no longer vegan. But he once saved a man’s life.

by LeonPowe on Jan 6, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

NinersNation talks playoff experience:


The 49ers head into the postseason with a few players having some playoff experience, but a lot of the roster being newbies to the NFL postseason. Guys like David Akers, Jonathan Goodwin, Justin Smith and Carlos Rogers have some experience in the postseason, but for the vast majority of the roster this is their first time in the NFL postseason. Many had a chance to play bowl games in college, but otherwise this is a first for them.

Alex Smith chatted with the media yesterday (transcript after the jump), and he discussed how he feels the team is sufficiently mature to handle what comes with playing in January. Former GM Charlie Casserly chatted with Taylor Price of 49ers.com and in discussing the same topic, he pointed out how the 1982 Washington Redskins (he was assistant GM) had minimal postseason experience as well and they rolled through a strike-shortened season and won the Super Bowl. Not exactly apples to apples, but it’s in the ballpark.

As the 49ers get ready for the postseason, one big bonus is that their head coach has a little bit of postseason experience to share. He was a part of a Bears playoff squads to the playoffs, but he is most well known for his leadership of a Cinderella Indianapolis Colts squad in 1995. He led the Colts to a 9-7 record and a wild card berth. They went on the road to beat the San Diego Chargers in the wild card round and then knocked off the number one-seeded Kansas City Chiefs in the division round. They came up just short against the Steelers in the AFC title game as a last second Hail Mary fell just short of completion. The wild 1995 season earned Harbaugh his Captain Comeback nickname.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 7:49 AM PST reply actions  

Raiders hire Reggie MacKenzie:



Adding validity to these reports, McKenzie confirmed it himself via a text message to ESPN’s Jason Wilde.

McKenzie has been in the Packers front office in some capacity since 1994. This job is a long time coming for McKenzie. He has been an integral part of one of the best front offices for almost two decades.

It remains to be seen in what ways, if any, McKenzie style will differ from the Packers. While in Green Bay, he served under GM’s Ron Wolf, Mike Sherman and Ted Thompson. Thompson, like McKenzie, learned the ropes from Wolf.

That philosophy is not much different than what Al Davis had been employing: build the team with explosive players through the draft. Now, obviously, the Packers don’t put as much emphasis on 40 times, but they have certainly drafter their share of great athletes over the years.

This certainly isn’t an ideal position for a new GM. He is going to be over the gap. Also, he is not going to have a first and second round draft pick this year, and will only have a third and fourth if the Raiders are awarded one via compensatory compensation.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 7:49 AM PST reply actions  

Whoo!

and Mike Silver got John Herrera into a little hissy fit by talking about how Chuck Bresnanhan’s gonna be fired.

by j.lee on Jan 6, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

With Keith Smart now coaching at Kings, they beat Bucks:


The Keith Smart era got off to a good start Thursday as the Kings came back from a 21 point deficit to complete a great comeback against the Bucks despite the best efforts of Brandon Jennings (31 points, 7 assists, 5 steals) and Drew Gooden (18 points, 9 rebounds). Jennings hit some truly ridiculous shots all night, but luckily missed a three at the end that would have sent the game into overtime.

The Kings were led by their “Big 3” of Tyreke Evans (26 points, 10 rebounds, 5 assists), Marcus Thornton (27 points) and DeMarcus Cousins (19 points, 15 rebounds). The Kings managed to win despite shooting only 40.7% to Milwaukee’s 51.3% thanks to a huge rebounding advantage (55-31) and going 25-30 from the free throw line.

Chuck Hayes left the game after playing only 9 minutes due to a separated shoulder. No official word has been released on the severity yet.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 7:50 AM PST reply actions  

I think Smart was a decent hire for the Kings.

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by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Is he permanent or interim?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I love Keith Smart! Will my Indiana bias never cease?!?!?!

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

GSoM talks about former Coach Keith Smart going to Kings:



Uh, discuss. Good for Keith Smart? Will he just be an “interim”?

SB Nation’s Sactown Royalty appears to have an answer for the time being:

It’s worth noting that the release doesn’t deem Smart the new interim head coach — it states that “Keith Smart will serve as head coach in tonight’s game versus the Milwaukee Bucks.” My money is on Smart becoming the interim head coach for the remainder of the season, but that could leave open the possibility of the team seeking to bring a new head coach in or allowing one of the other assistants the opportunity to take the job.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 7:51 AM PST reply actions  

Oh, I guess it’s not certain yet.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

BOO

You’ll never see a cool quilt back away…

by cldpc on Jan 6, 2012 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

BAY

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

YOO

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 8:18 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

BOO JOHN YOO

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Lakers – shafted by the league. (feels strange to say that)

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by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

no worries. we’re signing darron williams as a free agent next year…or something like that. i really can’t imagine they’ll go another year without getting another guard.

by j.lee on Jan 6, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

That would be all kinds of awesome. Is Dwight Howard still a possibility? Sorry I really don’t follow the NBA ins and outs all that closely.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a possibility, but I’m not sure. The Warriors have thrown themselves into the mix, and they have cap space to take Turkoglu’s contract.

by puresilence on Jan 6, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

they also have 45 2-guards to trade away

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

if bynum keeps on playing the way he’s been playing without getting hurt, the lakers have the 2nd best overall,best offensive center in the league. if he manages that, then getting another guard becomes the greater want/need.

by j.lee on Jan 6, 2012 11:53 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

bynum keeps on playing the way he’s been playing without getting hurt

Is that likely?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

dunno. injuries are random.

by j.lee on Jan 6, 2012 12:05 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Some of them are, especially if they are impact injuries. Some are chronic, though.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re not affect injuries?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

groan

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Word snobs

What do you think about the use of the word “groan” in this post?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

i think he could have utilized a better word.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 6, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You have my vote for “Best Picture.”

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by Kodiak on Jan 6, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Hans Moleman Presents: Man Getting Hit by Football.

by the federer express on Jan 6, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

give that man the $10,000

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 6, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

but the ball! his groin! haha! it works on so many levels! roll it again.

by the federer express on Jan 6, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it needs more Lurch.

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by FiatSlug on Jan 6, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Mrs. Atoms should dump him solely and specifically for its usage.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the word usage is proper, but I could have put it in brackets to make it clear that it was an action.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps, but is it really the ideal word choice?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I did groan.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

thinking bynum’s are impact.

by j.lee on Jan 6, 2012 12:14 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

With Bynum, I don’t think it’s chronic, as much as with big heavy guys, they are often injured, oversized for what the human frame can take.

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by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

which is also a reason why i think dhoward’s a great player. looks like a person that was built to be a 7 footer. he runs and jumbs normally, not like a lumbering giant.

by j.lee on Jan 6, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

looks like a normal sized person who ate a super mario mushroom

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

With giant giant shoulders and arms.

by LeonPowe on Jan 6, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Who knows? The injuries he has had so far lean towards the freakish sort. He does need to remind himself to bend his knees and stay limber, though.

You’ll never see a cool quilt back away…

by cldpc on Jan 6, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

and not cheap-shot opposing players.

by the federer express on Jan 6, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

true

You’ll never see a cool quilt back away…

by cldpc on Jan 6, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

just queued up the cheap shot on Barea. disgusting.

by the federer express on Jan 6, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I was very sad to see it.

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by MR.F. on Jan 6, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

ClipsNation talks about changed Clippers atmosphere:



Things are very different in Clipperland these days.

On Tuesday the Clipper’s front office brought in a center, one Solomon Jones. A guy who’s been around a couple of years but I can’t actually recall ever having seen play. The Clipper brain trust, recognizing their need for a back up center apparently looked at a few big guys (some of whom we were more familiar with) and they chose one… Jones. He even made a brief appearance in gabage time of the Rockets game last night.

Now, some of us were hoping for a larger, flashier acquisition, perhaps the obviously reticent, reportedly retired, Joel Pryzbilla… and maybe that will still happen, but I’m happy they signed Solomon Jones. Maybe he’ll be okay. Maybe, with Reggie Evans joining the lineup (any minute now) we won’t have to suffer through too many more nights of the affable but inadequate Brian Cook pretending to be a center. Maybe it was a good move. I hope so.

But if that’s all we’re thinking we’re missing the really big news… the really really really BIG news….

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 7:53 AM PST reply actions  

You continue to displease me.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 6, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re a Blue Jackets fan?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Must be quite depressing.

by WolverBear on Jan 6, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it is—luckily, they’re quite good at drinking.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Confirmed as to both.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 6, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Interesting…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it?

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Good point. Overruled.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 6, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

who doesn’t like the BJ’s?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

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Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 6, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

well, that’s 1.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jan 6, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

i think that meant ‘no one’

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by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, better

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jan 6, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

He is

It’s embarrassing.

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by Ohio Bear on Jan 6, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

We have this in common, too!

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by Ohio Bear on Jan 6, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Anybody here ever played Telephone Pictionary? Fun stuff!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 7:55 AM PST reply actions  

It helps when there isn’t one dbag who decides to draw the same picture regardless of the clue.

by WolverBear on Jan 6, 2012 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, you really don’t like me at all!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

How do you play?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Get a group of friend together. Sit in like a circle. Have slips of paper. Each person has to have the same number of slips.

Then, each person writes something down on the first slip. They then pass the entire set of slips to the person next to them. That person looks solely at the top slip, moves it to the bottom of the set and draws a picture of the word.

Then, everybody passes. Here is where it kicks in. The people receive at that point, the set with just the picture on the top. So, they have to then put that slip at the bottom of the set and write what they think the word is on the top slip.

The set is passed again and the process continues. Word-picture-word-picture with each individual person solely knowing what the immediately preceeding item is. So, things can rapidly fall apart. Esp. if you have really sucky artists!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought this was going to involve smartphones. I am disappoint.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought it involved text -drawing or something newfangled like that. This does look fun though. Almost like speed scrabble.

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 8:10 AM PST up reply actions  

That potentially could be fun.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Having played it in the past, I can confirm it is more than just “potentially” fun

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

You and I could potentially have different definitions of fun.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Having stalked you previously, I can confirm that we don’t “potentially” have different definitions of fun

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Not my fault you didn’t enjoy my cricket party!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

AINT NO PARTY LIKE A CRICKET PARTY, BC A CRICKET PARTY NEVER STARTS!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

You just need a ton of scrap paper!

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Depends on how many people and how many rounds, but generally yes

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I usually do <5 word phrases. Things can get really wacky.

by WolverBear on Jan 6, 2012 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Another fun game: Celebrities

Each person gets 4 or 5 slips of paper to write celebrities/historical figures/&c. The goal is to get your team to guess the name on the slip you pull.

Round 1: you can use words to describe the person (can’t say things like, “rhymes with molly farton”)
Round 2: put all the slips back in the bowl and draw again, but you can only use 3 words to describe the person
Round 3: put all the slips back in the bowl and draw again, but you can only use motions to describe the person

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

My friend SWEARS he created this game. He calls it salad bowl. I am dubious.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I knew a guy who claims that he invented the term “Breezy” to refer to attractive chicks.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I knew a guy...

….who claimed he invented the internet….

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Jan 6, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I once knew a man from Nantucket.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, we all know Twist.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I knew a guy...

who swears he invented a breezy salad bowl on the internet.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve played a salad bowl, with taboo, charades, and one word rounds.

by WolverBear on Jan 6, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

We play this.....

….it’s AWESOME. But with kids you get ALOT of Taylor Swift. My brother always likes to throw in the NPR Africa reporter, Ophabia Quixarcton. Do THAT in charades…..

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Jan 6, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

is THAT how you spell it? My well educated friends always were thrown by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Ahmadinejad’s not that hard. Break it down. Ahmad is a normal Islamic name. I bet di means from, and Nejad is probably a place.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

So, his name is similar to Joan of Arc? BTW, You seem like you’re in a good mood today, are you feeling better?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

A little better, yeah, thanks for asking. I spent most of yesterday drinking tea, taking vitamins, and napping in between bouts of sneezing and coughing. Today, I felt decent enough to go into work. Still not close to 100% though.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

so you’re working at the Hayward Airport today?

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha, no. That’d be a nicer commute for me though.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

haha, i like the idea that it’s his satellite office.

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t that be Moffett Federal Airfield?

/rimshot

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by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Nagheenanajar

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

not my finest moment.

also not my finest moment: you all told me this ‘salad bowl’ was actually called ‘toss the salad.’ so I then told co-workers I had a great weekend up at a cabin in the woods, where I played toss the salad with my college buds.

okay, ego boost after remembering those two embarrassing moments: got two job offers in one day. took the better one, which coincidentally boosts my chances of running into the artist formerly known as raptoropocalypso.

by kolwave on Jan 6, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

hahahahahaha!!!!

Also, congrats!

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

i heard about this. congrats!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 6, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

:-) thanks. wish I’d remembered the CGB think tank yesterday, and asked advice about how to handle two simultaneous offers. I didn’t do it very well- basically did not negotiate, when I could have.

by kolwave on Jan 6, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

dude, don’t kick yourself for that. Two offers is a problem everyone should have!!! I like negotiating… I like the adrenaline rush out of it and I like being able to do it where everyone feels like they win. I’ve had one job in my life that I hated in and the foundation was set during the negotiation process where the guy who hired me had a “zero sum” mentality when it came to those things… I learned my lesson there.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Many congrats on the dual jobs, and don’t kick yourself for not negotiating. You got a great job! YAY!!

BUT — such a girl thing to do. We may need to schedule CGB GNO for coaching on such matters from the elder generation, strictly for taking it to The Man with future opportunities.

by Scootie on Jan 6, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I want in! If I ever end up in the real world…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 7, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

oh HI, didn't see you there.

I was glowing about you to Raptoropocaplitical last night. Also, I love that story. Also, lets have lunch or something. Or get together to watch ragscub play in a park.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

tell the story!

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jan 6, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, who should tell the story? I need specific directions!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHA awesome, and congrats

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

That is hilarious. And congrats on the job.

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Congratulations!

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Jan 6, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

HAH! Also, great news!

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Great news! As long as your new job title is Salad Tosser.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

cgts

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

pringle / Congrats!

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by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Congratulations!

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by Kodiak on Jan 6, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Ofeibea Quist-Arcton

I love how she pronounces “Dakar”.

“Ofeibea Quist-Arcton, NPR News, Dah-KAHHHHR

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

THIS.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

No thanks, I don’t wear cologne.

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I like MY spelling (of HER name) better....

So I’m gonna take my marbles and go home….

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Jan 6, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Ultimate Taboo is more fun

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Racy!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Related products (thanks Amazon)
Tasting Daddy: Her Big, Hard Stepfather (Taboo Pleasure Story)
Buy new: $0.99
195 Used & new from $0.99

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t want that at all in the first place, but I’d want a used one even less.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

i wonder how many watch lists you get placed on simply for purchasing that.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 6, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

No thanks to the ‘used’ erotica.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree. It’s terrible when you have to skip from page 94 to 103. What happened in those pages?! I’ll never know!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

holy crap, that’s a real thing?

by the federer express on Jan 6, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Doubtless written by / for stepfathers.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally love this game…it’s one game that’s impossible for girls to destroy!

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

What games are you playing where women are often destroying them?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Ones where the objective is to WIN AND DID YOU JUST BUILD A SETTLEMENT WHERE I WANTED TO BUILD?!! I WILL EAT YOUR FACE YOU HUMAN TUBE WORM!!!!

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Catan?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve finally played this! It was fun.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

And takes a long time! (I haven’t played RISK and stuff like that, though…)

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I finally played this as well, three newbies and one guy who hadn’t played for ages. We would ask him a question, he would pause, and then say “Don’t worry about that, that isn’t important right now.”

A friend of a friend is behind handmade Catan boards. He decided to make a few boards, asked for $8K on Kickstarter, and got almost $45K. Now my friend quit his job to help with the business side of the board project.

by kolwave on Jan 6, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t worry about that, that isn’t important right now.

Useful tactic.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Welp, now I know what to get CBKWit!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

These are actually pretty cool!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 6, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

wow, that’s…wow.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Horrible timesink. And I still haven’t won a game… :(

by puresilence on Jan 6, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

My standards for fun are not that high. Especially since I lost Monopoly while being the only MBA playing. Stupid first round bad luck…

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh it’s not a matter of it not being fun. Time just seems to just slip away so quickly while playing…

by puresilence on Jan 6, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

You seem to have bad luck with women

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

The ones where you write your problems on a slip of paper and then try to help each other solve them.

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Is this anything like a key party? My answer is still no, thanks.

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Today is the last day of the college football season!

Previewing the Kansas State vs Arkansas Cotton Bowl (should be a good match-up!)

The Verdict
Arkansas by 4.7.

Because their offense has a bit larger advantage over the opposing defense, and because their big-time return men (Johnson on kickoffs, Adams on punts) are healthy, the Hogs get the nod in this one. But using statistics, Kansas State should have gone about 7-5 or 8-4 this year. Instead, their 8-1 record in one-possession games got them into the Cotton Bowl and, with a win, will likely lead them to a Top 10 finish in the polls. If Arkansas gets hot (like Oklahoma did in Manhattan back in October), the score could get out of hand. But you could have said that about quite a few KSU games this year, and it rarely happened. An Arkansas blowout win is conceivable, but if the Wildcats can get off to the same type of fasts starts they’ve gotten for most of the season (their scoring margin is plus-61 in the first half, minus-one in the second), they will give themselves a very good chance.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 8:05 AM PST reply actions  

Dont we have 3 more bowls after today?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

That is what I was thinking…

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, fine, there’s the BBVA Compass Bowl and the GoDaddy.com bowl this weekend, but there’s NFL playoff football and I doubt anyone will watch those games.

So this is the last bowl game worth watching.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

What about the MNC game?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

You should know the answer to this one.

by WolverBear on Jan 6, 2012 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Its now a cricket game?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Alabama vs LSU? I already watched that game and LSU won. Why would I watch it again? It wasn’t THAT good of a game.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

True story

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

It wasn’t THAT good of a game.

It wasn’t a good game, period.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m willing to cede some ground to people who love watching a defensive tackle wrap up a ball carrier for no gain

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

The ’20’s called and they want their football back.

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, where do you buy your coloured dress socks?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I usually get them at either JCrew or the Gap. Sometimes Old Navy has some too. J. Crew usually has a good selection and a deal where you get 3 for $18 or something.

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi’s head just exploded reading your comment.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

z

Oh cool, I’ll keep my eyes open at those stores then. Lemme know if you come across that 3 for $18 deal at any point.

(I figured I’d try the whole complement your socks with your tie look and see what happens)

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s more of a match than a complement.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d say it deserves a racis animated gif.

why can’t a brutha just wear a suit? why he gotta play basketball in it?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Definitely not because he’s a bball playa

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

The whole article was athletes right?

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, just basketball players who are noted for their dunking skills!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s right. It was a few months ago…

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s ultimately why I read GQ. To get ideas like this

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you’ll be pleased with the results. You might also try the actual store of J.Crew as sometimes they have socks on crazy sale for like 5.99 or less (I used to work there).

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, aite, I'll stop by and check it out. Thanks!

I made my first venture into non-invisible socks yesterday. Awaiting results.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Those are pretty nice. Mrs. Unclesam got me these for my stocking. I usually avoid gimmicky/ logo’d socks but I really like these.

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Those are pretty cool and not overly flash!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

They are actually even a little more subtle than that in real life. My new fav pair of socks. Here’s the link.

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks!

I only need to buy sixteen to get free shipping!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

DOESN’T EXIST.

You’ll never see a cool quilt back away…

by cldpc on Jan 6, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I really hope this is the lowest-rated MNC game in history.

Market talks.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

YUP, same here.
I’m not looking forward to watching 14 hours of ESPN coverage on the two SEC schools either.

#ESPNslurpsSEC

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

So after the Cotton Bowl, I just don’t plan on following non-Cal college football for a while.

Which is fine, I’ll just follow NFL

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be watching. And probably wearing some kind of Crimson. Though I have resisted getting any Alabama stuff so far. Mrs. Unclesam does have Cal stuff though…

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no ill-will towards the fans of either team at all. It’s the BCS that are complete turd buckets

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

Though I suppose I have ill-will towards obnoxious SEC fans in general…

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a one night only obligation…though it will pain me somewhat.

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Finally the Cotton Bowl is a BCS bowl!

You’ll never see a cool quilt back away…

by cldpc on Jan 6, 2012 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

As it deserves to be!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty much mentally checked out of college football at this point. It’s stupid to have bowl season extend this long. I really don’t give a shit about the championship game. They really ought to wrap things up by like the 4th of January at the latest.

BTW why the fuck wasn’t the Rose Bowl on the 1st???

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Because it’s never played on Sunday.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

…why does that matter exactly? They had the parade on Sunday, right?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

NFL rules Sunday with an iron fist.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

The NYD bowls were postponed to January 2 before the NFL even existed, afaik.

Perspective!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I prefer to ignore the facts and blame the NFL.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome to the internet!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

lolololol

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Jan 6, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

does’t the NFL have some sort of antitrust thing in which they’re the only football games allowed on Sunday?

by the federer express on Jan 6, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I doubt that ESPN would want to draw the ire of the NFL since they’re such a ratings machine…

by puresilence on Jan 6, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

DAY OF REST

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 6, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope. Parade was on Monday.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

So lame all around, then. Stupid NFL.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

originally had nothing to do with the NFL. Still doesn’t “officially” but it is what it is.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Stupid god.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

[massive thunderbolt]

Sorry, that must have been the vegan lunch.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Or you’re William Wallace.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 6, 2012 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not William Wallace.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Perspective. You lacks it.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a perspective, and I stated it. :)

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Sunday

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Oswiler reportedly to leave ASU for NFL:

The already daunting rebuilding process for new Arizona State head coach Todd Graham just became all the more difficult as DevilsDigest.com tweeted a report that starting quarterback Brock Osweiler will forgo his senior season and enter the NFL Draft.

This caps a period of speculation surrounding Osweiler’s future that began with Graham’s hiring and intensified when former offensive coordinator and Osweiler mentor Noel Mazzone left for UCLA. While there appeared to be some appeal to a reunion in Westwood, the complications with the transfer were immense, leaving a move to the NFL as the most enticing option.

Osweiler started 15 games in his Sun Devil career, his first coming during his freshman season at Oregon. He backed-up Steven Threet for most of 2010 before having a breakout game against UCLA in relief of the injured Threet. Osweiler accounted for five total touchdowns in the ASU win, and shook off a bad start the next week against Arizona to help lead the Devils to the thrilling win.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 8:08 AM PST reply actions  

But how tall is he?

I hear he’s tall, but I don’t know how tall.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 8:10 AM PST up reply actions  

7’43"

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 6, 2012 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

that is tall.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha

But I know what you mean. Looking less like they’ll be much of a challenge when they visit Memorial.

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by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

And really tall, apparently.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

7’43" to be exact

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 6, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Dreamy!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I KNOW!

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 6, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Penn State hires Pats assistant to be head coach:

In 1998, O’Brien was promoted to running backs coach and held that position until after the 2000 season when he was then promoted to offensive coordinator and quarterbacks coach under then head coach George O’Leary. O’Brien left Georgia Tech after the 2002 season when Chan Gailey took over as head coach, getting a position at Maryland as the running backs coach for the 2003-2004 seasons. O’Brien moved to be the offensive coordinator and quarterbacks coach at Duke, where he spent the 2005 and 2006 seasons. In that span while O’Brien was the offensive coordinator, Duke was in the midst of a 22-game losing streak. In those seasons, Duke averaged 16.1 and 14.9 points per game, respectively.

After O’Brien’s stint with Duke, he was hired as an offensive assistant with the New England Patriots, but did not hold a specific position. O’Brien was assigned to coach the wide receivers in 2008 and then the quarterbacks from 2009-2010. O’Brien was given play calling duties when Josh McDaniels left to coach the Denver Broncos after the 2008 season, but O’Brien was not officially promoted to offensive coordinator until the 2011 season. Under O’Brien as a play caller, the Patriots had one of the most explosive offenses in the NFL and also saw quarterback Tom Brady throw for over 5,000 yards on the season for the first time of his career.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 8:09 AM PST reply actions  

Yay we get to keep Roman!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Yay! Showers for everyone!

Too soon?

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Ashamed to admit I laughed.

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I think this is a reach – but on the other hand, who would want this job?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Now? No one.

Not sure why they didn’t go after Tom Bradley, though. Did he not want the job?

(Which reminds me… why the hell does no one hire Bud Foster of VTech?)

This also means Greg Schiano is staying at Rutgers forever, right?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I assume no-one hires Bud Foster because they’re terrified he would bring members of VA Tech’s offensive coaching staff with him.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was the goatee

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

That could shaved… I assume.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

EDSBS nails the shit out of the situation

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/6/2687322/everyone-needs-a-zook-from-an-unpublished-manuscript-by-dr-seuss

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

That was fantastic.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

O’Meh

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 6, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

….tough gig.

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Need an internet company

I’ve axed AT&T Uverse because they wouldn’t come to my house for 2 weeks to transfer my equipment.

Time Warner is evil and I hate them but will consider them if all else fails.

Any other suggestions? I’m looking at Direct TV for television and am open on phone (we use our main phone so little something like Vonage may make sense for us).

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 6, 2012 8:31 AM PST reply actions  

No Verizon FIOS in Austin?

I don’t know if it’s dramatically “better” than others but I have had very little trouble with them.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure they have service in our neighborhood.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 6, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I just got Time Warner for internet about three weeks ago and the service has been very reliable (infinitely better than AT&T was), I’m meh on the TV service, but the Internet has been fast and consistent

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jan 6, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I would switch to Verizon FIOS in an heartbeat if they offered it here. I’m guessing Comcast isn’t available?

Does Vonage have primary telephone service? I’d always thought they piggy back on your internet connection?

DirecTv: I’m loving my service, although it can get a bit pricey, it does have a TON of HD channels that other providers do not offer.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I, too, would happily switch to Verizon FiOS if it were available, but sadly it is not for me either.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I know nothing about it, but I’ve seen commercials for Hughes Net which seems like high speed via satellite if you got the DTV route. But other than that, you’re pretty well stuck I think.

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

satellite internet tends to be ridiculously slow, i.e. 1.5 Mbps DL MAX speeds… Which is like 1/2 of 3G speeds

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jan 6, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

This is what I suspected, which is why I’ve never tried it.

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

and expensive I think

I think it needs a special dish and was like $100/month or something. Only the desperate get it and they charge accordingly, or did the only time I asked briefly.

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"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Jan 6, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

American OnLine

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

This guy?


Provides Internet?

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jan 6, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

This guy does

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

That IS an American Online!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jan 6, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

ASIAN!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I love DirecTv. I don’t use them for Internet though.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t they make you partner with Road Runner in LA? (Whose speeds are less than desirable?)

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jan 6, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, depends where you are, I think. Where I am, they would make me partner with AT&T DSL—which doesn’t satisfy my thirst for por—ahem, i mean SPEEEED

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

MEEP MEEP

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I did have ATT for Internet, I think… I had a guy who took care of all that for me so I really don’t remember.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I think

DirecTV for TV service is great. They are pretty good about price increases too; we’ve had an old channel lineup for quite a while, and while they might raise rates a few dollars every few years they don’t force us to longer and more expensive channel lists.

I imagine this isn’t a big deal in TX, but of course the satellite signal is interrupted by heavy rain. So, for example, on the rainy side of Hawaii nighttime TV is kind of useless because it’s interrupted by rain showers all the time.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 6, 2012 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

When it rains in Texas, it can rain really, really hard. Often 1 inch per hour…

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 6, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

When it rains in Texas

Not really a problem this year right?

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

indeed

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 6, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

ok, I ordered Direct TV for the tele and caved to Time Warner for phone and internet.

Thanks for everyone’s suggestions!

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 6, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Why we Troll

I thought about the DBD immediately
http://gizmodo.com/5873503/why-we-troll

Look, there are two basic types of trolls. One is the person who says or does something simply to get a rise out of people, or to fulfill some horrible void in his or her soul. The kind of shithead who harasses women with breast cancer.

But that kind of troll is thankfully pretty uncommon—like the comic book villain who actually wants to destroy Earth. More common is the guy who thinks he’s flying the flag for truth and justice, and, in the process, becomes a complete asshole. A misguided villain. Like Magneto.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 9:07 AM PST reply actions  

They left out the good natured troll. Like me!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Face it, you’re one of a kind.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank goodness

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Sui Genisis?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

  1. = OWS

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

TWO

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

More common is the guy who thinks he’s flying the flag for truth and justice, and, in the process, becomes a complete asshole

I don’t think I’m flying the flag for truth and justice! I am an asshole though.

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 6, 2012 9:21 AM PST reply actions  

reply FAIL

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 6, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

You get to be the clumsy villan, like Dr. Horrible.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Or cursed. Stupid Captain Hammer.

by WolverBear on Jan 6, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

cgb hh a success!

thanks to all for coming out! ’twas fun.

by the federer express on Jan 6, 2012 9:21 AM PST reply actions  

It was great meeting / seeing everyone!!!

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Thirded!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you guys end up going to Rickhouse?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

We did. It’s a cool old timey place. Reminded me of Disneyland, but the whiskey didn’t come out of the flask I snuck in.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a pretty cool place. Hopefuly wasn’t too loud

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

needs more tables, but otherwise PERFECT.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

RN74 was a great happy hour meeting place

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Interesting restaurant! I’ve only been once though, a few days after it opened.

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I liked it thought it took my pulling on like 6 “door handles” before I managed to find the actual door…

I felt very presidential.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Dick Cheney would’ve used a header.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

pqtm

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 6, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

haha

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

One of the most underappreciated achievements of the Bush administration was bringing back the power of the blue tie.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

He was a Zegna man…

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

He actualy wore a ton of Oxxford suits (made in America!)

His were probably in the $15K range, though you or I could buy one for $5K today from them (by appointment)

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I was referring to the ties, which you were referring to.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, did not know that he wore Zenga ties!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Which is why I told you. ;-)

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

i would need another drink to find that joke acceptable.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

OH ZHANG

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that when you get the tie for free but have to pay $4.99 for the “windsor knot” expansion?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

and it just needed another drink. by the way, your drink card was discussed last night.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

And…?!

(PS, I at least tried to make that joke clever!)

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

i’m not sure we’re allowed to discuss the details / specifics of CGB HH conversations… I don’t want to get banned from future happenings.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Use discretion!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Won’t share with the hoi polloi, huh?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

This is just another example of regional discrimination on the DBD.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

As long as we sue in Ohio, we should be victorious!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

DID ANYBODY RING???

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

At yesterday’s CGB Happy Hour, I learned that I can look right into turkey’s office across the street from my office’s kitchen.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

waving!! hi!!!!

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jan 6, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

i thought turkey’s office was right outside Shaq’s bedroom window?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

DBD 6/1/12

How is it Rishi can communicate from the future? Chinese scientists will be PISSED.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 6, 2012 9:37 AM PST reply actions  

Or…Chinese scientists were pissed?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Good, good.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 6, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

British spelling, British date customs!

by the federer express on Jan 6, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s all wank and shite, mate!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

You haven’t done that in the past/future, though.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

we are SO backwards here: only Belize and the US do MM/DD/YY (or YYYY). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_format_by_country

by the federer express on Jan 6, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

So...

we’re like hipsters in the standards world.

by puresilence on Jan 6, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

How did the hipster burn his mouth?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

By swallowing a match.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

He ate his pizza before it was cool :P

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

7.1/10

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

That joke is so mainstream. I changed the punchline.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t take you for the tight-pants type.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Woah, it’s June already? Who won the Super Bowl?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 9:45 AM PST reply actions  

Tebow.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 6, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Please bet accordingly.

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I tried. They said I have to bet on the whole team, not just Tebow. No deal.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 6, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Belated congrats, BTW. (Skimming through yesterday’s beast of a DBD)

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 6, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, thanks man :)

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

If anyone is going to be in NYC 1/17-2/4 and is a fan of broadway, there’s a 2-for-1 tickets deal at nycgo.

by puresilence on Jan 6, 2012 9:59 AM PST reply actions  

A story about The Trappist, one of my favorite Oakland spots

A specialty beer bar in Old Oakland, the Trappist was opened by Aaron Porter and Chuck Stilphen in 2007 and has been packing in crowds ever since. Modeled after pubs in Belgium, the bar, in an 1870s building, is long and narrow, with exposed brick walls, tin ceilings and beer signs and trays adorning the walls.

The bar became so popular that it took over the adjoining back bar space, once home to a speakeasy called 460’s that was closed and sealed up tight in 1931 after a reportedly “gruesome” discovery in the cellar.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 10:00 AM PST reply actions  

I went there a couple weeks ago for the first time. Its a cool place. Surprisingly we didnt get carded going in, especially since i was clean shaven. Saved the hassle of getting my id out of my wallet tho

by bamboobanga on Jan 6, 2012 11:27 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

U.S. Navy [destroyer USS Kidd] rescues Iranian sailors

(CNN) — U.S. sailors from a carrier strike group whose recent presence in the Persian Gulf drew the ire of Iranian military officials have rescued 13 of the Middle Eastern country’s sailors from a hijacked fishing boat, a military spokesman said Friday.

The destroyer USS Kidd came to the aid of the ship Thursday in the North Arabian sea, near the crucial Strait of Hormuz, according to the Navy.

The rescue prompted the captain of the freed ship to offer his “sincere gratitude,” according to Josh Schminky, a Navy Criminal Investigative Service agent aboard the Kidd.

“He was afraid that without our help, they could have been there for months,” said Schminky

The rescue Thursday came two days after Iran said the United States should not send any more warships into the Persian Gulf.

Go Bears! Even ships named after one of our alums* do good!

*I felt no need to verify if the ship is indeed named after Jason Kidd.

You’ll never see a cool quilt back away…

by cldpc on Jan 6, 2012 10:05 AM PST reply actions  

WHY ARE WE SPENDING AMERIKUN TAX PAYERS MONEYS TO SAVE AYE-RAB EYE-RAINIANS?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Why’d they name a ship after Jason Kidd?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m waiting for a history lesson from CB81 because I’m too lazy to googles

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

USS Kidd (DDG-100) is an Arleigh Burke-class destroyer in the United States Navy. She is the third Navy ship named after Rear Admiral Isaac C. Kidd, who was on board Arizona during the attack on Pearl Harbor, and was the first American flag officer to die in World War II.

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by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Mama?!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like someone is hogging all the ship names.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Rear Admiral is good for lulz.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 6, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

The dreaded Rear Admiral

by LeonPowe on Jan 6, 2012 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Why wouldn’t the US Navy name a ship after Kidd? And where’s the USS Rodgers anyway ….

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

EPIC IRONY, the USS Kidd was originally built for Iran then the US kept it after the Shah was told to GTFO.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jan 6, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

well, crap. The previous USS Kidd was built for Iran, not the current Burke class ship.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jan 6, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew would figure that out.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Twitter

Our recruiting person was walking around some kid wearing a black suit with a red shirt and black tie.

WTF is this? First and foremost, red is evil and stanfurd-esque. Second of all, solid red shirt with solid black tie is such an effing cliche and boring combination. It needs to stop. Seriously, every wedding I go to, half the guys are wearing this combo with a goatee/chinstrap. It looks douchey (and, no, wearing it with a black vest does not make it better)

But most importantly, look clean and professional for an interview! (or your first day of work. The first day of work is an interview for your next job). Don’t dress like you’re trying to go for a party.

College career services need to prepare students for how to dress and how to talk and stuff too.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 10:08 AM PST reply actions  

gawd, Jay Cutler is such a douche

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Agree, not a professional look at all.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

People dress like that to weddings? Weird.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Not the groom.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Still.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s all too common. Sadly.

Fortunately, I’ll class it up with normal black tie.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

He would at a douchey furd wedding.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah, then he’d wear the banned uniform

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

hey, did my cool suit get me that job?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jan 6, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re alive! I was worried you had gone into a whiskey-induced coma.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, busy morning. still that last jameson might not have been the best decision of the night.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jan 6, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Liar. Jameson is always a good idea.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

ALWAYS!

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

i like this gif.

by j.lee on Jan 6, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I could imagine some use for this gif in the future.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

distribute it to girls at bars in preparation for your advances?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 6, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

why must you hurt me so

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Never seen such a combo in my whole entire life. People wear that to go out? Do they not have mirrors?

by Scootie on Jan 6, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

You’d be surprised

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Clothes to clean the air?
Their “Catalytic Clothing” venture makes use of existing self-cleaning technology found in paints and glass which employ photocatalysts to break down harmful airborne pollutants like nitrous oxide emitted by cars and factories.

Applying it to clothing is novel though, and potentially far more effective says Ryan, the pro-vice chancellor at the UK’s University of Sheffield.

Some rough calculations done while attending a “really boring meeting” at the UK’s Royal Society of Chemistry, revealed that his suit had a surface area of about 80-square meters.

Link

This story really, really, reminded me of a classic Ealing comedy “The Man in the White Suit”, which is quite funny (if you like that sort of thing).

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 10:12 AM PST reply actions  

Sad

I guess no one’s either seen or remember this. It’s very clever.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

We did have a good time last night, didn’t we!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I had a MOST excellent time!!! Yesterday was just one of those great days for me for the diversity of experience and stuff I did topped off by meeting all of you!

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re welcome!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

We all did appreciate you not showing up. So thank you thank you thank you.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Again, I’ve saved the day!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

MapQuest?

Wait, while I was suffering in Gill Coliseum y’all had a happy hour without me? That’s just to much to Bear.

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Jan 6, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I am sorry about your evening. Only 5K people there too… that place used to be to packed and rockin’ all the time… though I guess it is still break.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

At least.....

…..the people around me were nice. I took my daughter with me; I think people HAVE to be nice when you’ve got an 11-year old girl with you (easy….watch it now….).

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Jan 6, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

So true. I remember a story about Bush the Elder throwing out the first pitch at some ball game and he made sure he had this little girl go out with him so people couldn’t boo.

Looks like you’ve got the sort of thinking that can make you president!

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

It didn’t work for Sarah Palin though, so I guess there are limits.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

YOU CAN DO IT

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

or you’ve just been eating a lot of spicy foods.

by j.lee on Jan 6, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Spicy foods can help increase your metabolism.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

They also can make butt hurt.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 6, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t know they served spicy foods in prison.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 6, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

hot

You’ll never see a cool quilt back away…

by cldpc on Jan 6, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

No more hope...
NO RAIN IN SIGHT WITH OUR DRY STREAK CONTINUING. IN
FACT…THE LATEST MEDIUM MODELS KEEP HIGH PRESSURE OVER THE WEST.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 10:20 AM PST reply actions  

People in Columbus are excited that it’s 50 degrees here today.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

People in Columbus make me sad.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought we brought you a lot of joy!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

did you used to work for me???

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't joke

Since when do I work?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

quit pretending you’re not an honorary citizen of Columbus

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 6, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

We’ll even give you some tattoos…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

You shouldn’t have shown him your flowchart for ATT Park football seating!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

of course, snow will greet me in MIchigan next weekend. sigh.

by the federer express on Jan 6, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I AM EXCITE

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 6, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I was taking my trash out today and realized that I was wearing a t-shirt, without really worrying about the weather.

/cool story

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

pants are recommended too

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Pants are always optional, even in Ohio.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

ESPECIALLY in Ohio :) But not in lab.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Because no one wants to see your legs, not even in California.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Ouch.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Muahaha

I do tend to inflict myself on others.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t leave my office building all day and didn’t check the weather. I was pleasantly surprised when I stepped outside after work.

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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by Ohio Bear on Jan 6, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You only have to wear four layers, not five! No double scarf for you tonight, take a walk on the wild side!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Those of you with significant others

Do you have a list of 5/free pass?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 10:30 AM PST reply actions  

?

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

folks you can do and not get in trouble.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

In real life? No. Celebs? Yeah.

Hell, I’d do David Beckham…

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve only ever seen these lists apply to celebs.

i’ve never seen “our next door neighbor” on anyone’s list before

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

[crumples up list]

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

go on…

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Not really. Since Mrs Turkish diplomat down the street went home, the only genuinely attractive neighbor is the French girl next door, and she’s 17 and has better taste than that ;)

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah but you have horny, massively breasted, college age camp counselors crashing at your house 24/7 so I wouldn’t be complaining if I were you

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 6, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait, what?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

DC runs a youth hostel in the summer and only hawt Scandinavians are allowed

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

/booking flight to DC this summer

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Pics please.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

So racis, I allow hot Euro girls of all nationalities, as long as they aren’t Gypsies.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you wear sunglasses inside your home? Because I would.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

So I can, so I can…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Precautions are required.

It’s not as bad as when I go to collect the missus and our daughters from the camp in Vermont though – because that’s “counselors clean up the camp and drink beers” day, and a lot of them are wearing bikinis while this is going on. I don’t quite know where to look sometimes.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like you wouldn’t go wrong looking a lot of places.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s obvious where to look, DC. It’s a matter of where you want to be caught looking…

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps I should just go ahead and order the prescription sunglasses now, so I have a fighting chance.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not completely accurate – they don’t all have big boobs.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

So you’re confirming that some of them do.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes I am.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

wait, what?

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jan 6, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Which part was confusing?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

mrs turkish threw me off :)

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jan 6, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh I see. Not Mrs Turkey, although I’m sure she’s delightful.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

FWIW, we got a new set of Turkish diplomats to replace the old one, and the new Mrs Turkish Diplomat is a bit of all right as well.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 7, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

YAY TURKEY

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jan 7, 2012 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

This just got metta like worldpeace!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 7, 2012 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously. I’m starting to think they must vet people’s spouses in their diplomatic service.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 9, 2012 6:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Sad

Because I have a list of five goofy coffee house guys and yesterday I just bumped you for that guy over there.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, you bumped him?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

lolololol

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but Jennifer Aniston ain’t walking through the door any time soon.

My wife has BSpringsteen on hers, and she just MIGHT get to meet him next tour through town…….Anyone know JAniston or have her # for me?

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Jan 6, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

*Baby it’s cooold outside

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

she seemed to be featuring nipples in many episodes

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Have you watched the video for “Wannabe?” I was reliving the Spice Girls era and noticed…a lot.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Why, oh why
I was reliving the Spice Girls era

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Someone DID mention David Beckham earlier

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m young and misguided. Same era as “One Headlight,” incidentally…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

HEY NOW. I LOVED THE WALLFLOWERS

AND SAVAGE GARDEN

and capslock, apparently

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

One of us! One of us!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m now listening to Jewel.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

not so much whoo for jewel though.

by j.lee on Jan 6, 2012 12:16 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Boo.

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by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

whoo savage garden.

by j.lee on Jan 6, 2012 12:15 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I wanna stand with you on a mountain!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I also liked “I knew I loved you”

/sap

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I just assume everyone who hasn’t met yet already loves me. (Cause I’m not so lovable once you know me.)

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Must be the Ohio.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

does Ohio even have mountains?

by the federer express on Jan 6, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

There is topography in the southern part of the state, but as one goes further north / west, it’s so flat you can see the back of your head in the distance.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

SOOOOOOOO

I’ll tell you what I want what I really really want

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Jan 6, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

something something zyng zyng zynga.

by the federer express on Jan 6, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

CGB karaoke time!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I will happily attend if someone else puts it together.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I really really really want to zig-a-zig-aaaah!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Zig-Zag-Zig Allah?

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Fatwa!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

lols

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Matt LeBlanc blew on them during takes…it’s true, it’s in the contract

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Is this considered NSFW? If so, I will delete.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think so – it aired on network TV at 8:00!

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by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

WE ARE A DISTURBING SOCIETY!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

More like: we are disturbing society.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree, TV lives!!! Books are dead!!!

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, the nipples primarily. I don’t know, I try to err on the side of extreme caution with these thins. I try to get sensitive to every potential working situation.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

didn’t even notice that.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought that was the reason you posted it

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

No, he was talking about her baby blue eyes.

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

that hair was trendsetting

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

you’re such a perv

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s a header at least.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

you can delete it, i’m done

tmi?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

but funny none-the-less

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

now go back and complain b/c the picture wasn’t an animated gif, and go get your money back!

/ok, i’m done with this joke now

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Doesn't bother me......

…..AND I’m at work….teleworking, but….. kidding.

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Jan 6, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey...

….this is MY list….

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Jan 6, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I do have a list of Five Guys that I can enter without any problem. But that’s kinda different, I think.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

that sounds soooo wrong

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

IN-N-OUT JOKE

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never done this, but have thought about it. Making unrealistic lists seems not so fun (cause really, James McAvoy is not going to be interested after 2 drinks) and making realistic lists is a little bit too… swingers.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha ha

Don’t have one myself. But it’s funny because just yesterday I overheard guys at the gym talking about this in the context of Katy Perry — how she’s now single and was on one guy’s “list.”

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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by Ohio Bear on Jan 7, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Saw on Twitter

That Jordan Payton just committed to Cal…is this old news?

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 6, 2012 10:44 AM PST reply actions  

Shaq RT “talk to my moms”….is that a good RT or a bad RT?

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 6, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

The son of Gary Payton and Michael Jordan? I don’t know

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Shaq with my boi Eric Berry

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 6, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

HE BETTER NOT COMMIT TO TENNESSEE

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Looks like Shaw committed to Cal!

According to Treggs:

“Cal Gang Over everything. Welcome @BeastThompson and @JordanPayton to the family!”

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 6, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Shaq....Stanfurd Shaw sucks!

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 6, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

YAY

Shaq Thompson(Grant) @ItsShaqThompson

Talk to my moms… College I’m attending Cal Golden Bears…. GO BEARS @jordanpayton

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Does this mean Turkey will go to HH?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Clarify NOW please !!!

Shaq committed to Cal? Is that what Treggs is saying???

/makesmyday (even if just an unsubstantiated rumor….)

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Jan 6, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep Shaq tweeted he’s coming to Cal. Treggs tweeted welcome to the family.

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 6, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Yet.....

….Shaq says he’ll still announce tomorrow…..but I’m a happy man.

That OSU game is SO yesterday to me now…..

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Jan 6, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he’s announcing tomorrow to get his time (deserved) in the spotlight

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

yup

my stalker skills tells me Shaq to Cal confirmed—although he’s still announcing tomorrow (good pub for us!)

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

From Shaq Diesel

“I want to help turn this program (Cal) around and this class is going to do it,”

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 6, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

insta. rec.

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I WANT THIS TO BE REAL.

SO BADLY.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Which part?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

The part that isn't actually real.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Neither of those tweets exist now. One existed for a short period of time, though.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Shaq blocked you

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

boo to that!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Crumpacker is reporting the tweet now too.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

hehe crumpacker

You’ll never see a cool quilt back away…

by cldpc on Jan 6, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

OMG BBQ

You’ll never see a cool quilt back away…

by cldpc on Jan 6, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

#Already sharpening the knives.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

NEVER LEAVE ME

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 6, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IF TRUE

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

lol
themadstork289
Dominooooooooooooooooooooooooos!!
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comment from espn

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Who run's the CGB Twitter?

Twist?

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 6, 2012 11:22 AM PST reply actions  

CGB Twitter is like zoonews

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Why?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Just curious…they did a good job with the basketball game last night. I was going to give props..unless it’s you…than I was going to talk trash

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 6, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Think that was probably Avinash.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

That was almost certainly Avinash.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Great work Avinish!

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 6, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I miss the Fake Harbaugh and Fake Neuheisel twitter accounts Twist used to run. Those amused me greatly

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 6, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Spazzy helped with those a lot, too. And we sadly had to shut them down. :(

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

what happened?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Higher ups

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

SBN?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Nanny state

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

those were the days =(

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Lunch news

Apparently they’re opening an Ike’s Place in Oakland at Grand and Telegraph.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 11:31 AM PST reply actions  

Ike's is my favorite example

of how Yelp ruins great places in SF

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 6, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

It was also featured on Man vs. Food.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

gimme more

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Right next to Plum.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Yelpers gonna yelp

Review on Planet Hollywood Towers in Vegas (which btw I booked for Jan end)

I’m giving this place one star b/c i have to but it’s actually ZERO stars.

If the following qualities are what you are looking for in a hotel, then this hotel is perfect for you.

- no valet service Fri-Sun “Lot is FULL” all the time
- hotel guests have to self park Fri-Sun unless you are a Timeshare owner
- valet did not help us with our bags when we checked in
- missing hotel items: ice bucket, glasses, extra blankets in the closet
- we had a coffee maker but no coffee pot
- stayed on the 51 & 53rd floor but the ice vending machine is on the 50th floor. shakes head
- yellow ice came out of our fridge
- stains in fridge and dining chairs
- horrible plumbing!
- awful customer service
- inconsistent thermostat, varying room temps in bedroom and living space
- RUDE front desk, I called for an extra blanket but they said I reached my maximum and was not allowed another blanket. WTF? The guy who answered the phone (named Alex) hung up on me after I said I was cold. Who does that? I called the front desk again and wanted to file a complaint to the manager BUT of course they said the Manager Debbie was busy and that they would have her call me back. Of course I never got a call back or a voicemail.

This was the worst hotel experience in Vegas or any other hotel I’ve ever stayed at. I will never stay here or at Planet Hollywood Casino again. They said that the Westgate Towers just uses the PH name for marketing purposes, and that they’re not a part of the PH Casino but I don’t care. Westgate is giving them a bad name and for that I boycott this place. The only positive thing that came out of this trip was the bigger upgraded room from Adam. He was totally awesome and tried to make our stay better on the first day but it just went down hill from there. Our large room is not worth all the f’ed up shit we had to go through. And on top of all that BS, they tried to sell us timeshares! WTF? are you srs? How does a hotel expect to sell timeshares when they treat their guests like second class ppl???

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 11:40 AM PST reply actions  

#firstworldproblems

by bamboobanga on Jan 6, 2012 12:02 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

z

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

So my company has a strict no blogging policy. Good thing i just got my first smart phone so i can dbd ninja style

by bamboobanga on Jan 6, 2012 11:40 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

Which phone? We have a iPhone app and an Android app. So, you can use both.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I got a galaxy nexus. I downloaded the app, but i like using the browser, so i can see pictures :)

by bamboobanga on Jan 6, 2012 11:48 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Actually nvm the pics werent the problem. The links in the comments wouldnt work

by bamboobanga on Jan 6, 2012 11:56 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s the app’s fault.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Downside of the browser is that i cant z through through thr comments :(

by bamboobanga on Jan 6, 2012 12:01 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

It was very frustraing
I want to see what shaq and jp are tweeting!

by bamboobanga on Jan 6, 2012 1:19 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

The tweets were taken down anyway.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

you guys totally need an iPad app so I can get my CGB on in the bathroom

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

For sure. That’d be awesome.

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

But do you put ipad in a plastic zip lock bag first?

"RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 6, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

1%

nope, i have two iPads at home—one for my bedside and one smeared with fecal matter in the bathroom

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Just a thought, but I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to wipe your ass with it.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

no, silly. I wipe my arse with my hands THEN surf CGB on my iPad

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

SBNation does have an iPad app…

So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!

by ragnarok on Jan 6, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

wait, whaaat? srsly?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

y no ssh tunnel?

"RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 6, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Hell yes. Didn’t you hear? We’re getting an Ike’s.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t you get memo? We’re cool now, with a dash of edgy violence.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Kind of an upscale Baltimore?

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha

Better than that, I hope. You been to Charm City?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Everything I know about Baltimore I learned from The Wire and The Corner,

so no.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

The Wire had it down, also Homicide was good too. I find Baltimore somewhat depressing. Oakland has it’s issues to be sure, but it has a lot more going for it than Baltimore.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I just wanted to make a joke, and my reference point for violent cities is Baltimore!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Second crazy-girl-in-my-lab story: she is convinced that Indianapolis is a really scary city.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Gary, Indiana is, but it ended up producing Freddie Gibbs so it's all good.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Without Peyton Manning’s heavenly light it is

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Should be a bit better with Peyton maybe back next year. Unless he gets dumped for Luck right away (or RG30.

by puresilence on Jan 6, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

CP30

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Oakland has Fenton’s.

#winning!

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

They do have Fenton’s, but not much winning

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

and parking enforcement that can rival any city on this earth!!!

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

gotta be great at something.

by j.lee on Jan 6, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

RAIDAHS!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Not entirely sure what it says about me that when I was reading the first few grafs of the Panama bit

I thought to myself “oh great, another fucking bubble.”

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to judge you more harshly for saying “grafs”

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Actual journalistic shorthand, iirc!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think grafs is a good abbreviation, because if you say graphs then people think you’re looking at well, graphs.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I prefer to just use ¶

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh you fancy now!

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Nails done hair done everything did

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

you know, I do like that song.

by the federer express on Jan 6, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

So do I!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

wHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

So this exists

An obvious clue could be strictly TABOO! To get your team to say MOSES would you say, PRINCE, EGYPT, PLAGUES, PHAROAH, or COMMANDMENT?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 11:44 AM PST reply actions  

.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 12:16 PM PST reply actions  

pringle

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally applies to the crazy girl in my lab. Perfect timing!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you can do better than just $1000. Strive for more!

by WolverBear on Jan 6, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

we have missed you!!!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

wheeeeeeeeeee

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

total bs. i’ve made that jump twice.

You’ll never see a cool quilt back away…

by cldpc on Jan 6, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

$1000 bills

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

friend —> good friend —> really good friend —> brown chicken brown cow

You’ll never see a cool quilt back away…

by cldpc on Jan 6, 2012 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Sexy results?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

he said brown chicken brown cow!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah we started a farm, and it was good.

You’ll never see a cool quilt back away…

by cldpc on Jan 6, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

So that explains how chocolate milk and organic eggs exist!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

or century eggs!

You’ll never see a cool quilt back away…

by cldpc on Jan 6, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

In some seriousness

Internet male syndrome aside, even the most socially competent end up in the friend zone because they don’t act or make a move…

Hell, I’ll let my friend, DT, explain it

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

trick: stay aloof enough to not get in the friend zone.

You’ll never see a cool quilt back away…

by cldpc on Jan 6, 2012 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Basically, if she still tells her friends that you are her “coworker” or “classmate”, you’re good.

You’ll never see a cool quilt back away…

by cldpc on Jan 6, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not jumping from friend zone to relationship, though.

The point is how do you do it AFTER the fact…

And it’s entirely possible. I’ve seen people do it.

(I never have, but that’s because I’m the one who friend zones girls)

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Every one of my boyfriends started in the friend zone.

by Scootie on Jan 6, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Go on……

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently they did, after some sort of screening process.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Arguably, girls have significantly more leeway over this…

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by Rishi on Jan 7, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Arik Armstead - Down to Cal and Oregon...????

Greg Biggins tweets: @brodie13pdx I do, I think it’s Cal and Oregon right now

http://twitter.com/GregBiggins

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Jan 6, 2012 12:39 PM PST reply actions  

offensive lineman? more would be nice….

by puresilence on Jan 6, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Armstead will be a D-lineman.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

either way, a spot will be found for a guy that big.

by j.lee on Jan 6, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah. Okay.

Who was I looking at then…

by puresilence on Jan 6, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

armstead has been listed both as an dl and as an ol guy.

by j.lee on Jan 6, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think he plays both in HS, but wants to be a DL in college. I’m sure any school would be happy to have him play wherever he wants as long as he commits.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

This

Oh PLEASE come to Cal, Arik. You’ll love Strawberry Canyon, the new SAHPC, the weather, the food……

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Jan 6, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

100% DL

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jan 6, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Stupid question

How do you steer a hot air balloon? Like how are you not completely beholden to wherever the wind takes you?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 12:48 PM PST reply actions  

Answer

You don’t

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Fart?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

the magical fruit.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

why i love mexican food.

by j.lee on Jan 6, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

wait, really? you just kind of…drift?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

well shoot…just saw the hot balloon crash news on cnn.

don’t I feel like a dick now

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s what prompted my query

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap!

Not only did it plummet to the ground, it was on fire as it did so?

Witnesses told local media of seeing 32-foot (10-meter) high flames rising from the balloon’s basket before it plummeted to the ground.

Hot air ballooning has always been on my “do not do” list. This reaffirms it.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Did it once, wasn’t bad at all. Plus bubbly during the flight.

by WolverBear on Jan 6, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s good, you could use it to put out the flames.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

alcohol is flammable! OH NOES

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

But the carbonation could help quench the oxidation…hmm…this must be tested, for science!

by WolverBear on Jan 6, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Solution: don't try to put out a fire with 90 proof.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, I love your random questions. No troll.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

hotairballooning.com sez
The short answer is that you don’t!

However, it isn’t as uncontrolled as that might seem.

The pilot gets full aviation weather reports various sources, which may include governmet or private services. Prior to flight the pilot releases small helium balloons to see the wind direction and speed. Often there are layers of wind that are going in different directions or moving at different speeds.

After anaylizing the weather reports and the actual conditions observed, the pilot will make a decision to fly or not, as well as selecting a launch site appropriate for that flight. since the balloon floats with the wind, the pliot knows which direction the balloon will travel so the launch site is selected which will allow the balloon to fly into an area with appropriate landing sites.

Once airborne, the pilot can move the balloon up and down to utilize the varying directions of wind to change course. Some days the change in direction is quite significant, while at other times there may be little or no change in direction at any altitude. All these factors are taken into account when the pilot determines if the flight will take place or not.

There are even days when there may not be enough wind movement above the earth to fly at all. If there is little or no wind, or if the wind direction is constantly changing, the pilot may decide it isn’t safe to fly. If the balloon just sits overhead with little movement, it may be very difficult for the pilot to find a suitable landing spot.

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Jan 6, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Not that you should necessarily trust anyone who specializes in “anaylizing.”

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Jan 6, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

sooo….

not getting one for a while then…

by j.lee on Jan 6, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Why glassless?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohhhh glasses-less

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, this is just depressing

The Mediocre Quarterback and You

Before I started writing things on the Internet, I had a traditional office job. Every day, I would show up at work, pretend to do tasks that required gazing into the computer screen. Whenever there were important meetings, I would construct a conflict that I was trying to resolve. As long as I was willing to demonstrate that I had ‘shown progress’ and formulated a narrative that justified myself as a resource, I could brand myself as a valuable asset to the company.

I understood that what I was doing ultimately didn’t matter, had no reflection on ‘who I actually was as a person,’ but by making a quiet, eternal truce with professional mediocrity, I could live comfortably while my employer matched my contribution to my 401(k). Ultimately, not a bad deal, particularly in the context of the current recession, but it is interesting to think about how spending eight hours per day in an office environment can impact our social interpretation of sports.

It seems as if we evaluate athletes based on our only personal experience with high-stakes, life-or-death competition: our existences within the workplace.

As ‘great’ as we all might think we are, we probably have more in common with a mediocre NFL quarterback than with any other athlete. We usually watch them struggle and laugh, but the humor in watching a quarterback struggle seems like a dark, subconscious coping mechanism to process our own identity in the workplace. Most career paths don’t even provide a context to achieve ‘professional greatness.’ The obsessiveness by which we question the efforts and capabilities of mediocre quarterbacks often replaces the critical introspection that could actually improve our own lives.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 1:16 PM PST reply actions  

z

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 1:22 PM PST reply actions  

Of course it has the gulf region eating the burger; fattest states in ’murrica.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s actually a pretty cool looking graphic.

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah freals

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

racis. not everyone in california’s brown.

by j.lee on Jan 6, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I am and that’s all that matters.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I can never see rishi’s images (well, it’s a good 60%, I’m guessing). stupid firewall.

by the federer express on Jan 6, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s almost an Economist-level cover graphic.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be because former Economist cover artist George Lois recently joined Time Magazine.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

aren’t you a font of information

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

the arial of information.

by j.lee on Jan 6, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The comic sans of information.

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

why is Lemonade Stand capitalized?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

why is Company capitalized?

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is 500 capitalized?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rec this again, but I’m going to see if Major Major Major Major is in.

The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.

"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Jan 6, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

must read this again.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

What is this?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Catch 22, I suspect.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

DC Trojan is right, Catch 22

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

AndBear is wrong, Catch 22

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

AndBears is NEVER wrong

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Great first lines of novels:

“It was love at first sight.”

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

All of you re: CGB:

“It was love at first site”

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Atoms writing his first research paper:

“It was love at first cite.”

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 6, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

A story about wheat:

“It was love at first scythe.”

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

DC on his new toilet:

“It was love at first shite.”

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Charlie Brown talking about the tree:

“It was love at first kite”

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Jim Harbaugh, evaluating football players:

“The end was very tight”

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

A story about CalBear81:
“It was love at first spite”

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 6, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Twist on his wedding:

“It was love at first night”

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Kodiak, cooking a holiday meal:

“It was love at first bite.”

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

God creating the universe:

“It was love at first light.”

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 6, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Tebow said that?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, so wrong, but I laughed.

by the federer express on Jan 6, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL.

She really did take out my knee when I proposed.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 6, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

And atoms got sick after proposing

Let this be a lesson to all of you.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

navigator on a sailing ship

“It was love at first bight.”

The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.

"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Jan 6, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s it to you?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha. That’s great.

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

the wizard of returns! oh wait, wut?

by the federer express on Jan 6, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

...

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahah

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

RACIS!

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 1:45 PM PST reply actions  

redx

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

the freshmaker?

"RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!"

-TwistNHook

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 6, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

the wet t-shirt maker.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!! - alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

why doesn’t the mento fall in the 3rd to last panel?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Screw top is probably holding the thread in place.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds legit.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

red x

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The Girl Scouts are ruining America! Thank god Fox News is there to uncover the truth behind this sinister organization.

• Did you know that, behind those free-enterprising, wholesome, green-clad young entrepreneurs is an organization that promotes Communism?

• Did you know that their "It’s Your Planet — Love It!" "journeys" are funded via the destruction of the Amazon rain forest?

• And did you know that, for too many of our hungry compatriots, their Thin Mints are nothing less than Disks of Death? ("Cookies or Killers?" asks one petition, titled "Stop the Girl Scout Cookie Lie.")

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 2:10 PM PST reply actions  

yes…those cookies are the killers of diets.

by j.lee on Jan 6, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I would think Fox News would be in favor of the destruction of the Amazon Rain Forest and fattening foods.

You’ll never see a cool quilt back away…

by cldpc on Jan 6, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m totally in favor of cutting down the amazon for my mcdonald’s hamburger.

by j.lee on Jan 6, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Well TOO BAD, because a lot of it is going to soy production.

Because God knows we all need more soy in our diets.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

soy meal → animal feed

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Toosh

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

What a load of bilge, especially about the promoting communism part… although I suppose anyone would look weak-kneed against the red menace by comparison to the Junior John Birch Society that is the Boy Scouts.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

man

you are a cranky dude. If you ever move back to CA we’ll have to get together and sit on a porch somewhere to tell people to get off our lawn(s).

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"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Jan 6, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

deal!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like we have to make this a club.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 6, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I'M FOR 'EM!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Well then this club is formed.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

/spreads word on mayonnaise nationwide

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome to the club!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s unanimous. You’re in! Congrats!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 7, 2012 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

and thus was born

the CGB Statler and Waldorf Society!

I guess we’re going to need more chairs on the porch, and I think Scootie’s classiness demands one of those nice high-back wicker chairs instead of the creaky rockers we have.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 7, 2012 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

We can probably find some room in the budget for that… assuming there’s anything left over after the entertainment committee is finished.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 7, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 2:30 PM PST reply actions  

wow I was just shown this by someone on gchat not two minutes ago. ridic how quickly this stuff spreads.

ps pliers.

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 6, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

look up

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t give out the cheat code! I had to find it myself.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I had to type “up up down down left right left right b a” to see it.

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Jan 6, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a great song.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

i see my ceiling. now what?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 6, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

NOW BACK TO ME

The odds of Cal winning are inversely proportional to the odds of Cal winning.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 6, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you have tickets to that thing Raptor wants to see?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

A meteor?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

wtf

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently god is really just a pair of pliers.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Deus ex exercereus?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(I don’t know but that seems kind of vaguely terrifying to me.)

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

HEY GOD

I FOUND YOUR PLIERS.

"Today's weather, excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment. Tune in later for our 5-day forecast!"
~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Jan 6, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 2:38 PM PST reply actions  

Is it reddit time? My friend literally just sent me these two.

by WolverBear on Jan 6, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Your “friend”?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s made a habit of link dumping a bunch when he reddits. I try to avoid it during the day, the DBD is already enough of a distraction.

by WolverBear on Jan 6, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I just sometimes share the ones I like!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Just like your best friend royrules!

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

by MR.F. on Jan 6, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Reddit is useful for funny pictures. Sometimes, their askreddit section is entertaining.

And that’s basically it.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly, I did

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Playoffs?

Thought: if Big Ben is still injured (is he?) like he was against the 49ers, the Steelers will get Tebow’d (that is Denver’s D will hold Pittsburgh down and their offense will score just enough to win).

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 3:15 PM PST reply actions  

Steelers over Broncos
Bengals over Texans
Falcons over Giants
Saints over Lions

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok, but think the Texans win.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Put your picks in and then we can tally up on Monday.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Steelers over Broncos
Bengals over Texans
Giants over Falcons
Saints over Lions

Are my picks. I have a special place in my heart for the Giants for ruining Brady’s perfect season, so I can’t pick against them…

by puresilence on Jan 6, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

cool

Let’s just make this a CGB pool. For bragging rights.

One point per game picked correctly. Tiebreaker goes to the closest to the real score of the Super Bowl.

(The reason it’s not March Madness style with increasing per round is because we get a chance to pick each week)

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Who’s going to keep track?

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Atoms

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by TwistNHook on Jan 6, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Keep track of your own points.

Compare on Mondays. If you try lying, you’ll get caught (post history)

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

No one has faith in the lions???

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Not against the Saints at New Orleans. Flynn shredding them on Sunday doesn’t help either.

by puresilence on Jan 6, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Winner winners chicken dinners

Broncos
Texans
Giants
Saints

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

BRONCOS/JESUS DEFEAT HARD WORKING MEN
DIRTY BIRDS OVER LARGE BUFFOONS (VIA TRICKERY)
BIG HAT NO CATTLE OPPRESS THE DESIS, DESTROY AMERICA
WHO DAT SAY DEY GONNA BEAT DEM SAINTS? LIONS: LOL NO

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 6, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

JESUS TRIUMPHS OVER RAPIST
MATTY ICE REFRESHES BETTER THAN DERPFACE
ROOKIER QB IS BETTER THAN ROOKIE QB
MARDI GRAS IS MORE FUN THAN AUTO BANKRUPTCY DAY

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Ford didn’t declare bankruptcy.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

DETROIT

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Broncos / JESUS ​​ósigur duglegur MEN
Dirty Fuglar á stórum BUFFOONS (VIA brögð)
BIG HAT NO nautgripum kúga THE DESIS, eyðileggja AMERICA
WHO DAT SAY Dey ætla slá DEM heilögu? Lions: LOL NO

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 6, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL NO is universally understood. It’s like “Coca Cola”

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Steelers
Texans
Falcons
Saints

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Mine

Steelers
Texans
Giants
Saints

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 7, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting. I’m starting to believe the Broncos can do it. The pliers favor Tebow!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

For good luck

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

well, he hasn’t done it lately..

by the federer express on Jan 6, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

Was just rereading the Double Air E-Honk DBD from 2009 and discovered that turkey taught me how to use the Z key that day. How momentous. Thank you again, sir.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Winners!

Steelers
Texans
Falcons
Lions

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 6, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

What do you think I’ve been doing for the last hour?

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Working? Cause what’s what I did :(

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Well this is a bummer.

by unclesam22 on Jan 6, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

love it
After watching my Broncos somehow (painfully) back into the playoffs, I had a thought: What if teams could trade their playoff spot? Here’s how it would work: any team that makes it to the playoffs with a .500 record or worse would be eligible to trade their playoff spot to any team in their own conference in exchange for that team’s first round pick. The cost of the spot goes up by a set amount as the team that traded into the playoffs advances. Make it to the conference title game? That’s a first this year and a second rounder two years later. Make it to the Super Bowl? That’s 2 first round picks — one now, one two years from now. Take this year for instance: Wouldn’t the Broncos trade their spot in a heartbeat? Wouldn’t the peaking Chargers (who have a coach and GM on the hot seat) make that trade in half-a-heartbeat? Wouldn’t it make the playoffs better? Wouldn’t it cause 45 different ESPN talking heads to explode over the last week of the season? TELL ME THE DOWNSIDE!?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The downside

Fans would get really pissed off if their team owner gambled away a possible once-in-a-lifetime Super Bowl for a draft pick, especially if that pick turns out to be a bust?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

ehehehehe
Why don’t we have a Saturday morning cartoon in which Tebow and his sidekick Jimmer team up to constantly foil the sexcapades of Tiger Woods?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d watch that.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

CalBandGreat, bet on Tebow!
Q: I just had an epiphany while watching the clock tick closer to quitting time today at work. The easiest pick of the Round One weekend is the Denver Broncos. This whole thing is playing out just like any sports movie ever made. You’ve got a QB in Tim Tebow that overcame all kinds of obstacles to get the starting job on a crappy team. Then he leads them to unbelievable win after win. He has the team playing hard for him and everyone is starting to love him, even those in the media who were so against him. Then just when everything is going great things start to fall apart. Key players get injured, none of his tricks work anymore, and they go on a horrible losing streak. Now, just when there is no hope and everyone has counted them out the “Nobody Believes in Us” speech is delivered by Timmy Tebow. The team rallies behind him and they pull off a miracle comeback to beat the Steelers. I’m telling you … it’s the easiest pick of the weekend. If Disney’s already making the Tim Tebow movie there is no way the Broncos lose.
— Jason H, Dayton, OH


SG: Remember the 2008 playoffs, after Kurt Warner had told his kids he’d buy them a puppy if the Cardinals won the Super Bowl, then I had a Pakistani reader send me an e-mail urging me to bet on Warner’s team because “you never bet against God and puppies”? I kind of feel the same way about Jason’s Tebow/Disney e-mail. He’s right … this is a sports-movie script. And we all know how sports movies play out.

The best point of Jason’s e-mail: “Then just when everything is going great things start to fall apart. Key players get injured, none of his tricks work anymore, and they go on a horrible losing streak. Now, just when there is no hope and everyone has counted them out the ‘Nobody Believes in Us’ speech is delivered by Timmy Tebow.”

Seriously, how many times have we seen that sequence in a sports movie? Fifty? Seventy-five? One hundred? It always happens around the 1:15 mark of the movie; even better, you KNOW it’s coming and somehow still enjoy it. I don’t know whether the inevitable Tebow/Broncos sports movie would be called God’s Will, Faith Healer, Divine Intervention, And A Tebow Shall Lead Them, White Bronco, or my personal favorite, Fourth-and-God, but it’s definitely been a sports movie — you have a polarizing/mesmerizing lead character, the mandatory “this team’s coming together!” and “this team’s falling apart!” sequences, crazy amounts of media scrutiny, and the whole damned thing is just implausible enough that you find yourself saying, “I wish this movie was about 18 percent more realistic.” If you pick against Denver this weekend, you’re picking against every sports movie ever made, as well as the $86 million opening weekend Disney is about to have for Fourth-and-God in 15 months. As always, tread carefully.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew it! Going to the bank now to get all my money!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Tempting!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

People still read Bill Simmons? Huh, I am out of touch with America.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

SMUG ALERT

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you, Internet!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 3:54 PM PST reply actions  

Thank you CBG!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 6, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is Aaron Rodgers so dreamy?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s wearing blue too!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 6, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s like asking “why is the universe here?” He just is.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is there no aircraft carrier named after him?

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It's probably been said before but very much w/s the blonde.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

w/s?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Would smash, with smash being a euphemism for engaging in the coital act.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 6, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooooohhhh

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I love my job

One of the senior VPs is talking about having another in-office happy hour today. They usually start at 4:30.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 4:04 PM PST reply actions  

i’ll watch.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jan 6, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL, you’ll be able to. We often do them in the kitchen. I’ll wave.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

You guys creep me out.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t tell me your not a little turned on right now.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

WHOSE NOT A LITTLE TURNED ON RIGHT NOW

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Damnit!! That’s like the 10th time I’ve done that this week.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I love it!!! I don’t think it’ll ever get old. It’s the Peter Pan of memes.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, guys, don’t be creepy. Sheesh ;)

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll stick to wildly inappropriate, then.

Then, I’ll make a big ruckus, because I am a hypocritical asshole.

-TwistNHook

by turkey on Jan 6, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you Pete Campbell?

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Has he raped anyone?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

oops

SPOILER ALERT

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

:(

I still have to catch up on Mad Men…

by puresilence on Jan 6, 2012 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s been soooo long. Watch it already!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

All 4 seasons on blu-ray are in my desk drawer…

by puresilence on Jan 6, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

watch them.

by j.lee on Jan 6, 2012 4:38 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Your desk plays blu-rays? Nice.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

When does it start again?????

I need me some Mad Men…….oh,…..wait….not…..nevermind.

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Jan 6, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never seen the show.

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude...

…it’s pretty damn awesome. I’m a big fan.

I bet your office is alot like theirs……. (not)

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Jan 6, 2012 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, at least we wear suits?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you’d like it, it has the sexual mores of Archer – but not as much gun play. (or dolphins ork, ork)

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m quite inspired by Don Draper and I have yet to meet the man!

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

DRINK!!!

Since we were talking about Edleman last night, here is their London office… I would make sure to always meet them there since Thursday nights were Happy Hour in their in office bar… how frickin’ cool is that… can you say YEAH BABY!!! Of course it’s after 5… and a Friday so nobody will see this.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw it. I’d drink, but I’m still sick.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 6, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s awesome. I always heard good things about that office when I worked for the company.

Apparently my new company has a bar inside the London office (with a bartender!) as well. Is that the norm for London offices?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Every London agency I’ve worked with has either had an office bar or a bar right in the building. They like their drink.

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm here....

…..but still at the office…..no drinky for me…..yet.

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Jan 6, 2012 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

Those chairs are something else.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 6, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re pinker in the photo than in person but man were they comfortable… That was such a cool office / group of people..

by fiatlux on Jan 6, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Drink!

That’s a really cool office – not that I needed any further reminder of how feeble my current office is.

BRB, applying for jobs in the UK.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

How do you get that view of 30 St Mary Axe from Edelman’s office, which is right next to Westminster Cathedral? They’re about 4 miles apart!!!

by Scootie on Jan 6, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

DRINK!!!

that was right outside my hotel… the anDaz,which I don’t think was around when you were there… it was formerly the Great Eastern Hotel. It was SO muggy in London that day and by the time I got to Edelman I was sweating bullets…

by fiatlux on Jan 7, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice spiral staircase!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 7, 2012 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

NICE!!! You sly dog, Andrew.

by fiatlux on Jan 7, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry to hear the Great Eastern is no longer the Great Eastern. It was kind of the beginning of the gentrification of Shoreditch. There are a lot of great bars in that area.

by Scootie on Jan 7, 2012 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a GREAT area…. I could not get over how many bars there were in the area… I don’t usually stay in that area but I actually liked it. I will say that Hyatt did a really nice job on the andaz there.

by fiatlux on Jan 8, 2012 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Today's Count: 1:38:40

Tuesday: 1h:55m
Wednesay: 1h:46m
Thursday (busy): 43m
Friday: 1:38:40

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 6, 2012 4:25 PM PST reply actions  

Good, good.

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by sec119 on Jan 6, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

How do you keep track?

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I think she uses the stopwatch on her phone, which she keeps next to her mouse.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 6, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL at GOP racism

First Newt, now this:

Jon Huntsman is incensed that Ron Paul supporters here have posted an ad online that that uses footage of Huntsman speaking Chinese to his adopted Chinese daughter to question whether Huntsman, the former U.S. Ambassador to China, is committed to "American values" or whether he’s a "Manchurian candidate." It also features an image of Hunstman depicted as former Chinese leader Mao Zedong.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 4:30 PM PST reply actions  

but we already have obamao.

by j.lee on Jan 6, 2012 4:36 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

[facepalm]

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 6, 2012 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s disgraceful that an American Ambassador to China would speak Chinese! An outrage! (But seriously, why is anybody bothering to spend time and money attacking Jon Huntsman?)

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by CalBear81 on Jan 6, 2012 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Iowans!

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by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Now there’s some scuttlebutt that it was a fake attack ad started by the Huntsman camp.

by LeonPowe on Jan 9, 2012 2:18 AM PST up reply actions  

What does it taste like what does it taste like?

from crumpy:

Cal backup point guard Brandon Smith has a concussion, status uncertain for Sunday’s game at Oregon. Banged head on court at OSU.#calbb

"RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!"

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 6, 2012 4:45 PM PST reply actions  

sorry dubs fans. but i had to chuckle at “starting at center…kwame brown.”

by j.lee on Jan 6, 2012 7:49 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

or course, kwame gets blocked by the rim as he tried to dunk.

ugly ugly game.

by j.lee on Jan 6, 2012 7:50 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

weird seeing troy murphy playing for the lakers against the dubs. saw him play for the dubs at the arena a lot.

by j.lee on Jan 6, 2012 8:00 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Looks like I’m making a weekend out of it on the 27th & 28th.

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by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re going to enter it?

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by Rishi on Jan 6, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Jello wrasslin’? Hell Yeah!

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by golden oso on Jan 6, 2012 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL. They really stepped things up with that episode. very season 4ish.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 6, 2012 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I really enjoyed the episode!

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by Rishi on Jan 7, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

wtf does this mean

Park Ji Min(박지민) may only be 15years(13yrs in Western age) of age,

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 7, 2012 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

it means the gai jin are stupid fat oafs

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 7, 2012 12:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Surely that goes without saying.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 7, 2012 6:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t that the 11th Commandment? Or was it on the Bill of Rights?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 7, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

the guy who posted it got the substraction wrong. folks in korea count the number of years you’ve lived in (essentially adding a year to age since most kids are born on the 1st of january.) she’s 15 going korean style, 14 by the way we’d count it.

by j.lee on Jan 7, 2012 12:56 AM PST up reply actions  

tl;dr
Perfect for gymnastics

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 7, 2012 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Most kids are born on the 1st of January?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 7, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

ah

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 7, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

In Asia, it takes much longer for the earth to spin across the sun

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by TwistNHook on Jan 7, 2012 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

it means she would be too old for the Chinese women’s gymnastics team.

by fiatlux on Jan 7, 2012 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Ahhhhhh the story is making me sad!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 7, 2012 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

The story was worth it!

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by Rishi on Jan 7, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

and for our indians...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laEvmQAgE-I
she’s like half indian…singing on korean tv. name’s punita. been on tv every week in korea for the 3 months or so.

by j.lee on Jan 7, 2012 1:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for posting!

I love Cleveland!

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 7, 2012 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

The story of Britain's economy for the last 40 years

Come up with something that you think is pretty good, watch as an East Asian country comes up with a cheaper and almost identical alternative.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 7, 2012 6:44 AM PST up reply actions  

ha

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by AndBears on Jan 7, 2012 7:00 AM PST up reply actions  

They all get franchised out and the parent companies get the royalties.

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by Rishi on Jan 7, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

She has a very mature voice for a 13 year old

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by TwistNHook on Jan 7, 2012 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, shes taller than pretty much every North Korean these days

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by TwistNHook on Jan 7, 2012 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

My 7 year old is taller than most North Koreans and she’s barely on the gai jin charts.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 7, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Silly

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 7, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe the new leprechaun or whistle tips.

by LeonPowe on Jan 7, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Can this possibly be real?

Third graders in in Gwinnett County, Ga., were given math homework Wednesday that asked questions about slavery and beatings. . . . The question read, “Each tree had 56 oranges. If eight slaves pick them equally, then how much would each slave pick?” Another math problem read, “If Frederick got two beatings per day, how many beatings did he get in one week?” Another question asked how many baskets of cotton Frederick filled.
“In this one, the teachers were trying to do a cross-curricular activity,” Gwinnett County school district spokeswoman Sloan Roach said. Roach said the teachers were attempting to incorporate social studies into math problems.

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by CalBear81 on Jan 7, 2012 7:20 PM PST reply actions  

That's racis!

You’re not supposed to differentiate via feather or dot.

by LeonPowe on Jan 8, 2012 7:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Ruffled your feathers, did I?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 8, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

tomahawk chop chop chop.

by j.lee on Jan 8, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow… that’s…. wow.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 7, 2012 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like African-American History Month came early this year!

The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 8, 2012 7:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Apparently yes, how disturbing.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 8, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

fa cup

man utd 3 man city 2.

but seriously…wtf. paul scholes out of retirement to play? utd that short of healthy bodies at the moment.

by j.lee on Jan 8, 2012 7:57 AM PST via Android app reply actions  

oohh! united v liverpoo in the round of the fa cup.

by j.lee on Jan 8, 2012 1:05 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

That won’t be contentious or anything.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 9, 2012 6:24 AM PST up reply actions  

just a friendly day in the park.

by j.lee on Jan 9, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

LOB CITY

Ok, this wasn’t a lob. But UGH.

Na na na na.

by LeonPowe on Jan 8, 2012 8:04 AM PST reply actions  

power dunk. but dude tripped on his own feet.

by j.lee on Jan 8, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Valentine's Day ROI

For those of you looking for something to do with your sweethearts on Valentine’s Day that doesn’t involve Rishi’s greatest fear of a prix-fixe meal, I noticed that Lenny Kravitz is playing at the Fox Theatre and tickets went on sale today. In this girl’s opinion, that’s as close to a sure thing as God makes.

by Scootie on Jan 8, 2012 11:32 PM PST reply actions  

Money can be exchanged for goods and services, apparently :)

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by atomsareenough on Jan 9, 2012 6:55 AM PST up reply actions  

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