I realized something the other day.
Cal has not won a bowl game in the Obama Administration.
And if there is anything that PoliSCi3 taught me, it is that correlation equals causation! Now, I don't know why Obama is so keen at keeping Cal out of any sort of late season promised land. Last bowl game we won was in December 2008. Thanks, Dubya! Appreciate everything you did for us. Great president! Really brought around the rejuvenation of Cal football.
So, this realization brought me two further realizations:
1. I am now the BIGGEST Republican ever. Priorities, people! If we are going to have a President so focused on keeping bowl games away from us, do any of his other policies even matter?
2. I am really fucking pissed at the Republicans. Can you get a candidate who can actually beat Obama? I mean c'mon! Cal's bowl games hang in the balance. This isn't some time to play footsy with South Carolinians! We need men of action! Not just men who will promise a Poinsettia bowl from time to time. We need men with clear cut plans to get us Alamo Bowls, Holiday Bowls, and DARE I SAY IT a Rose Bowl or 10.
In conclusion, NEWTMENTUM!