DBD 1.28.12: Pac-12 Streets
Isn't this exciting? I went to Google Maps and found streets that match up to all of the Pac-12 schools!! I am cool, aren't I?
University (Ave./Dr.) of California (St.), Berkeley (Way)
West End: Berkeley Pier/San Francisco Bay at the Berkeley Marina
East End: West edge of campus, University Drive continues through campus and ends at Gayley
North End: Hopkins Street in North Berkeley, California becomes Monterey Ave.
South End: 62nd Street at the Oakland/Berkeley border, California becomes Occidental St. in Oakland
West End: Chestnut Street near the intersection University Ave. and San Pablo Ave.
East End: West edge of campus at Oxford St.
Stanfurd Cardinal:
Completely within the city of Oakland, almost makes it into Berkeley, but officially (and thank God), there is no Stanfurd Avenue in the city of Berkeley. I say that we officially petition the city of Oakland rename this street Golden Bear Ave. There is ANOTHER Stanfurd Avenue in Kensington, but its name also changes once it crosses into Berkeley, but it never makes it into Berkeley either.
West End: Horton Street in Oakland
East End: Merges with Adeline St. and Martin Luther King, Jr. Way in Oakland (never crosses into Berkeley)
The closest street to Berkeley that can be related to those no-good baby bears from the southern branch is in Napa. It is also only 240 feet long . . . you know what else is 240 feet long? An 80 yard football field. Hahahaha.
End: Cul-de-Sac street in a residential area in Napa, begins at Stadium Ave not far from California Blvd (ha!) and Highway 29.
Trojan Ave. is completely within the city of San Leandro and in a residential area.
West End: Wiley Street in San Leandro
East End: Just after Norton Street in San Leandro and about a half a mile from I-880
Oregon St. is completely within South Berkeley.
West End: San Pablo Ave. in southwest Berkeley between Ashby and University
East End: Just after Telegraph at Regent Street.
Oregon State Beavers:
Beaver Street is in San Francisco near the intersection of Market Street and 16th Street
West End: 15th Street in San Francisco
East End: Noe Street in San Francisco near Market Street
Washington Street is almost completely within the city of Albany, but it does stretch into Berkeley its last tenth of a mile.
West End: Cleveland Avenue in Albany near Golden Gate Fields, and I-580 and I-80
East End: Peralta Avenue in Berkeley, just after the Albany/Berkeley border. Washington Ave. becomes San Lorenzo Ave.
Washington State Cougars:
This street is in Fremont and is in a suburban/residential area. I assume cougars generally live in this area.
End: It is a circle dammit! Cougar Drive begins at Mission Dr. and becomes Durham Rd.
Arizona St. is in a residential area in Oakland between I-580 and highway 13.
North End: Maple Avenue in Oakland
South End: Just after Aspen Place in Oakland (ends as a Cul-de-Sac)
Arizona State Sun Devils:
I had a hell of a time (pun intended) trying to find a street that fit with Arizona State, Diablo is Devil in spanish, so you know what? I searched for Diablo and found Diablo Dr. high up in the Berkeley hills near Oakland.
North End: Grizzly Peak Blvd. becomes Diablo Dr. in Oakland at the Skyline Blvd. intersection
South End: Diablo Drive has no outlet, it becomes Starkville Ct.
Colorado is a short road completely within the City of Berkeley up in the Berkeley Hills.
West End: Boynton Ave.
East End: Michigan Ave.
Utah is a tiny street in the city of Oakland not far from I-580
North End: Partridge Ave.
South End: 82nd Ave.
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How dare you piss off Juju
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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 28, 2012 8:22 AM PST up reply actions
How dare Juju get pissed off at us!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 28, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions
Gimmie my research money back
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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 28, 2012 8:23 AM PST up reply actions
Too late!
I spent it all building a ball pit in lab!
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 28, 2012 8:38 AM PST up reply actions
Confession time
I knew that people somehow viewed the DBD without automatically seeing the pictures, but I didn’t bother to look into it too carefully. After the meat-gazing hullabaloo yesterday, though, I decided to investigate. Only then did I realize that you can view the DBD in a collapsed view. I UNDERSTAND NOW!
The DBD shouldn’t collapse! It should be in all its expanded glory!!!
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Saturday DBD?!

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 28, 2012 9:08 AM PST up reply actions
AHHHHH I’M LATE FOR WORK!!!!
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Or you are REALLY early for Monday work!
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In Santa Monica we have a bunch of streets that are collegiate in name, such as:
Harvard, Princeton, Yale, Berkeley, furd
There are also state names like California, Texas, Michigan, Washington, and Arizona
In a clever bit of planning (and likely the result of either a furd or Berkeley alum) there is this intersection:

Being an Old Blue means embracing the "meh".
by SoCal Oski on Jan 28, 2012 10:30 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Irvine’s like that too, isn’t it?
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Yes, there is Stanford, Berkeley, Harvard, three different Yales, and some others that I cannot remember.
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by Berkelium97 on Jan 28, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
Claremont CA also has a lot of Ivy league and famous schools – near their own famous schools (the Claremont Colleges). I always wanted to get a photo of the intersection of my university and high school in my high school graduation gown (Berkeley and Bonita) but was too lazy to.
Looks like Berkeley is just a little bit above stanfurd…
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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 28, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
I used to visit Santa Monica somewhat frequently. I was always pleased when I passed the Berkeley street sign since its colors were blue and gold.
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by Berkelium97 on Jan 28, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
Sarknews
Avi has pissed off Sark
At least eight sea lions have been found shot to death in the Puget Sound region in recent weeks, wildlife officials say.
The bodies of seven sea lions were recently found on the Nisqually River, south of Tacoma, all apparently shot, NBC station KING 5 of Seattle reported. On Monday, a mature male California sea lion was found dead on West Seattle’s Lincoln Park beach.
During a necropsy, the state Department of Fish and Wildlife removed a bullet from the left lung of that sea lion, according to the animal protection group Seal Sitters, which keeps watch over baby seals left on the beach while their mothers are foraging.
State and federal authorities are investigating, but they said they don’t know who killed the sea lions. The penalty could range from fees to possible jail time.
California sea lions are a protected species under the Marine Mammal Protection Act. Stellar sea lions are a federally protected under the Endangered Species Act.
Almost two years ago, five sea lions were found shot to death on West Seattle beaches. In that instance, the Humane Society offered a $2,500 reward for information leading to an arrest.
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 28, 2012 10:43 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
lulz
Is NOTHING spared from Sark’s viciousness?
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 28, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
Nice List, AndyHogan14. Fun subject for a DBD.
But Google Maps is limited in that it doesn’t readily show city limits. You really have to use Street View to look for clues as to when a street crosses from one city into another. Such as when street signs change color (Oakland’s are white letters on green background; Emeryville’s are white on blue; Berkeley’s are white on brown; Albany’s are white on black, Kensington’s are black on white.)
Alternately, if you’re intimately familiar with the area, you might have better information than what Google Maps can or does provide. So, without further ado, here are some elaborations and clarifications.
UNIVERSITY AVENUE:
East Terminus: Technically, University Ave’s east terminus is Oxford St. on the west edge of campus. On the opposite side of Oxford St is The Crescent (The Crescent runs from Oxford St. (at University Ave) on its north terminus to Oxford St. (at Center St) on its south terminus).
UNIVERSITY DRIVE:
University Drive’s west terminus is the midway point on The Crescent; it winds its way through campus, past Memorial Glade, on the south of the Hearst Mining Circle to its east terminus at Gayley Rd.
CALIFORNIA STREET
North Terminus: Hopkins Street in North Berkeley. California St. doesn’t become Monterey Ave. so much as it meets Monterey Ave. at Hopkins. Monterey is one of many streets in Berkeley named for California counties when Berkeley was trying to persuade the legislature to move the Capitol to Berkeley. Several streets were named for States of the Union for the same reason.
STANF*RD AVENUE:
Mostly within Oakland, its western terminus is Horton St in Emeryville. The border between Oakland and Emeryville is somewhere between Beaudry St and Vallejo St.
As noted, there is also a Stanf*rd Ave in Kensington; its southern terminus is Yale Ave. There are a number of streets in Kensington named for famous colleges and universities. Kensington’s border with Berkeley is a little south of Yale Ave.
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LOS ANGELES AVENUE (Berkeley)
West Terminus: The Alameda in North Berkeley.
East Terminus: Spruce Street in North Berkeley.
LOS ANGELES STREET (Oakland)
North Terminus: Stanf*rd Avenue
South Terminus: Aileen Street
WASHINGTON AVENUE (Albany)
Washington Avenue is entirely within Albany. The east terminus is at the border with Berkeley, between Curtis Street and Neilson Street. San Lorenzo Avenue’s west terminus is at Berkeley’s border with Albany.
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Somehow, I knew this comment was yours. And I did not know that a “University Drive” was areal thing.
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What tipped you off?
My avatar? Or something about the prose?
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"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."
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If so, why make the following comment?
Somehow, I knew this comment was yours. And I did not know that a "University Drive" was areal thing.
The comment clearly implies that sec119 knew who wrote it before seeing the byline.
"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."
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The attention to detail; the Berkeley-specific knowledge; the writing style.
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Ooooooh, that reminds me. I gotta check a map for something related to this particular subject.
BRB.
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Does anyone have a stream to the Senior Bowl goin on right now?
no bear, no care
by EchoOfSilence on Jan 28, 2012 1:40 PM PST via mobile reply actions
@ The Big Scrum
Will keep you posted.
Feels bad, man.
by Swamphunter on Jan 28, 2012 1:57 PM PST via mobile reply actions
current score
Cal 12 – Furd 0
Feels bad, man.
by Swamphunter on Jan 28, 2012 2:12 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
scratch that
Cal 19 – Furd 0
Feels bad, man.
by Swamphunter on Jan 28, 2012 2:13 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
@ halftime
Cal 62 – Furd 0
Feels bad, man.
by Swamphunter on Jan 28, 2012 2:47 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
If we dont let up, it looks like it.
Feels bad, man.
by Swamphunter on Jan 28, 2012 2:54 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Coach Clark is way too classy. Go for trip digits!
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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 28, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions
about 25 minutes left
Cal 74 – Furd 0
Feels bad, man.
by Swamphunter on Jan 28, 2012 3:08 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
scratch that
Cal 81 – Furd 0
Feels bad, man.
by Swamphunter on Jan 28, 2012 3:10 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
about 7 minutes left
Cal 102 – Furd 0
Feels bad, man.
by Swamphunter on Jan 28, 2012 3:26 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
LOL nice.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 28, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions
Huzzah. That will teach the furd to not capitulate before the match.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Jan 28, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions
FINAL
Cal 109 – Furd 0
Feels bad, man.
by Swamphunter on Jan 28, 2012 3:35 PM PST via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
We finally broke the 100 point barrier. The previous 2 Big Scrums Ive been to we won 99-0!
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I think I speak for all of us when I express how relieved I am to have finally gotten over the hump.
For years we have watched and wondered when our Golden Bears would cross that threshold and finally they did it! I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders. Our long national nightmare is over.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
15 of the Most Beautiful Subway Stops in the World
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 28, 2012 4:37 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Haha yeah that was a bit of a surprise.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 28, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions
i recognize the picture you posted…too bad the trains look like they’re from the 50s…(well…’cause they are…)
I've been there!
Here’s my personal photo

It really is gorgeous – reminds me of Moscow – not surprising since the Soviets basically built Pyongyang.
can’t wait ’til we tear it down though.
by j.lee on Jan 28, 2012 7:15 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
God damn, that shit hurts to look at.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Eh, Washington DC was weird, not beautiful

No other stations are in the US. No one is surprised.
Cal: Bears with Books.
What, no BART stations?
/sarcasm
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by atomsareenough on Jan 28, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions
I bet there’s a new turd on the platform at 19th St!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions
NORTH BERKELEY WHAT
OBSERVE THE GLORY
FEEL THE SPLENDOR
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by BearStage on Jan 30, 2012 2:18 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
You’re rather weird and gross.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
That kid looks to be saying something other than “oh snap”
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by atomsareenough on Jan 30, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions
I’d guess Grand Central would be up there for a US station.
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I think that would be pushing the definition quite a bit.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
THE BUND SIGHTSEEING TUNNEL?!
I declare shenanigans on this whole article. The Bund Sightseeing tunnel is A JOKE. A giant $12 USD joke.
Maybe the DBD? We welcome creeps.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 29, 2012 12:23 AM PST up reply actions
Do they make those red bean cakes in Japan for new years?
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 28, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions
They had a bunch, but I think it was because of all the Chinese (Taiwan, Hong Kong, a few Mainlanders) who vacation in Japan for Chinese New Year.
For the BuckeyeBear

Toro Buta Ramen from San To Ka in Ometesando
by LeonPowe on Jan 28, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I didn’t even post my bowl of Chanko-nabe (sumo wrestler food) which was way better than it had any right to be. I am recommending that anyone going to Japan go to a chanko-nabe restaurant because that shit is good.
Dude, make like a sticky note already and Post-It!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 28, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions
Chanko nabe
Its a hot pot, so familiar to Koreans, Japanese and Chinese. But their main base is chicken and they use lots of veggies.

Then when you’ve eaten all of the stuff inside, you cook up the soba noodles and eat that. Then drink the soup. It’s really filling. At a chanko-nabe restaurant the portion you order (good for 2-3 people) is for one sumo wrestler.
Mmmmmm
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by atomsareenough on Jan 28, 2012 10:51 PM PST up reply actions
(raises hand) Question!
What is with the red pen, piece of paper, and teh marks?
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 28, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions
All you can eat.
You can only order 20 pieces at a time. We were getting our order ready for the next group of 20 pieces.
What was grand total?
(Including # of peeps eating and total price out teh door)
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 28, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions
4137 yen per person for the sushi – that’s about $54 USD, then my friend got the all-you-can-drink beer option (which cuts down on sushi consumption) – which was another 1000 yen or so, but the equivalent of 2.5 beers so – it was worth it since he had 4. I had a coke and a tea which was another 600 yen – about $5.
We ended up eating 62 pieces of sushi, plus the ice cream plus the miso soup – some of those pieces were big – like the hand rolls though, so maybe each person had about 35 pieces?
by LeonPowe on Jan 28, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
That looks delish.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 28, 2012 8:19 PM PST up reply actions
That all looks SO DELICIOUS.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 28, 2012 11:38 PM PST up reply actions
I'm fighting the urge to eat my computer screen that looks so good.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Big Scrum 2012 pics
From earlier today:







Sorry for the low quality on some of them. My phone sucks when taking zoomed pictures.
Feels bad, man.
by Swamphunter on Jan 28, 2012 8:33 PM PST reply actions 15 recs
Understatement
We need to love him so hard rite nao
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 28, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions
yay for live sports at 1am!
nadal v djokovic.
by j.lee on Jan 29, 2012 1:00 AM PST via Android app reply actions
I passed out because I went boarding on Sat. I heard I missed a heck of a match. 6 hours?!
by the federer express on Jan 30, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions
“We have a filing cabinet of cases that would blow you away,” Mr Jarvis said.
Yes, I suppose they would.
Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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S*** is still f***ed up in Greece
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European Union leaders gather for their first summit of 2012 as a deteriorating economy and the struggle to complete a Greek debt writeoff risk sidetracking efforts to stamp out the financial crisis.
EU chiefs arrived in Brussels today to put the finishing touches on a German-led deficit-control treaty and to endorse the statutes of a 500 billion-euro ($656 billion) rescue fund to be set up this year. European finance officials yesterday discussed a deal that Greece and its private creditors expect to complete in the coming days after bondholders signaled they would accept government demands for a bigger cut in their debt holdings.
Efforts to hold the 17-nation euro area together with bolstered fiscal rules and a stronger firewall are colliding with stalled progress in Greece, where the crisis began in 2009. To prevent a financial collapse, Greek bondholders have been pushed to cede more ground after agreeing in October to take a 50 percent cut in the face value of more than 200 billion euros of debt.
"The fact we’re still at the beginning of 2012 talking about Greece is a sign this problem hasn’t been dealt with," U.K. Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne said at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland.
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Clearly, all my investment beliefs are wildly off
Chinese Turn Bullish on Booze and Caterpillar Fungus
With Chinese stocks falling, real-estate markets flat and bank deposits offering measly returns, Chinese investors have been looking for help in strange places. Besides traditional medicinal products, they are plowing money into art-based stock markets, homegrown liquors, mahogany furniture and jade, among other decidedly non-Western asset classes.
“On a micro level, speculation has appeared,” says Long Xingchao, president of the information center of the China Association of Traditional Chinese Medicine. The association says prices of traditional medicines, including red ginseng and false starwort, have surged since 2010, partly because of speculators. Mr. Long insists, however, that a price bubble isn’t forming. “There’s nothing to pop,” he says.
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Biggest surprise for me recently
Is the value of Chinese brands like Wuliangyu and China Moutai. They’re on par with really well known luxury alcohol brands in the west.
Why Tennis Rules the Earth
No, that’s seriously the headline
One of these days men’s tennis is going to get boring again. There will be a fallow period. Greats will retire, get hurt, fatten up, open bad restaurants, babble on TV and buy vineyards. There will be a new, unremarkable No. 1. A murky two through 10. Maybe a U.S. player—a real-live U.S. player!—will crack the top five. Grand Slam finals will shrink to three uneventful sets. Tennis will return to that stale-aired foyer it got trapped in a while ago—dull, characterless, skippable.
That time isn’t now. Men’s professional tennis may be the most satisfying sport on the planet at the moment. There is no game with so much excellence currently swirling at its top, that so reliably delivers not just entertainment, but historic greatness. It isn’t to be missed. Conventional superlatives fail. Once-a-lifetime? Symphony of brilliance? Wicked good? It all sounds cheesy, inadequate. But what’s happening in the men’s game is as close as sports gets to unadulterated joy, the kind of outrageous viewer experience that leaves the audience gasping, as if anaerobic, as it did Sunday morning, in the men’s final of the Australian Open.
To be clear, when I say men’s tennis, I am really talking about the interactions of three players. Maybe four, if we want to be generous and include Andy Murray, who has yet to win a Grand Slam, and keeps grabbing for that glory, only to pull the doorknob off in his hand. The unquestioned top three are world No. 1 Novak Djokovic, Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer. Between them, they have won 31 Slams, and Djokovic is still shopping in aisle one. They are as formidable and as entangled a trio as tennis has ever witnessed—as silly as it is to get into generational comparisons, it’s fair to say that the great three of Borg, McEnroe and Connors (26 combined Slams) are on the run, in their flowing hair and short-shorts.
Could a 60-minute Super Bowl equal this kind of drawn-out saga? An NBA Final? An Olympiad? (Please don’t say the Pro Bowl or the NHL All-Star Game.) Every spring someone trots out the claim that the flurry of buzzer beaters in the NCAA basketball tournament makes it the most riveting event in sports, and there’s always the World Cup, but what’s happening in tennis feels far more intimate, close up, personal. Djokovic, Nadal and Federer are deep in our pores. It feels like they have more to give, but you never can be sure, and that’s what makes it so….whatever word you want to use. On to Paris.

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I watched the last set-and-a-half of the Nadal – Djokovic final on replay last night. Pretty good, overall, especially since I took an immediate dislike to Nadal.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
Syrian uprising reaches the edge of Damascus
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The upheaval that has roiled much of Syria for the past 10 months is seeping its way into the heart of the country’s capital, puncturing the sense of invulnerability that had until recently sustained confidence in the government’s ability to survive the revolt.
On Sunday, security forces launched a major assault to reclaim suburbs just a short drive from the city center that had fallen under the sway of rebel soldiers fighting under the banner of the Free Syrian Army.
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In Germany, attitudes toward ‘Mein Kampf’ slowly changing
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No law bans "Mein Kampf" in Germany, but the government of Bavaria, where Hitler officially resided at the time of his 1945 suicide, holds the copyright and guards it ferociously. German-language copies that were printed before 1945 are legal, although they command a premium price, and the book is available in translation elsewhere in the world.
But the question of whether to publish it in the country where Hitler plotted his empire has lost some of its edge in the Google era, when a complete German-language copy of the book pops up as the second result on the local version of the search engine.
"To say this is a very dangerous book, we must ban it, this is ridiculous," said Wolfgang Wippermann, a professor of modern history at the Free University of Berlin. "Maybe it was necessary once, but now it’s over, it makes no sense. You can find it so easily."
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I’m going to see Nick Offerman (Parks & Rec) tonight, but I’m not sure if it’ll be stand-up or what. Hurray!
Also, for those of you who are into that kind of thing, my friends did a blind taste-test of vodka, and these were their results:
1. Level (11.3/15)
2. Grey Goose (10.7/15)
3. Russian Standard (10.1/15)
…
13. Rain (7.8/15)
14. Oyo (7.7/15)
15. Watershed (6.5/15)
Most disputed: Rain (Std = 3.6)
Least disputed: Level (Std = 1.7)
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
We did a taste test of vodkas in college. I think Ciroc was our favourite (also, Rain vodka is gross, but the bottle looks cool).
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Did you also try filtering cheap vodka to see if it would taste better? I keep hearing about this.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 30, 2012 7:12 AM PST up reply actions
The idea behind that is to “filter” the impurities of vodka through a Brita filter and it’ll taste better.
The problem is that it tastes better because you filter out alcohol. If it were that easy to make great tasting, 80-proof vodka… you’d believe some start-up would have done it already.
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Wait, really? Brita filters are activated carbon, you’d think that the alcohol would pass through as easily as the water. Hmmm.
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--Thoroughbred
I’m no chemist, so I could be wrong.
But just the basic logic behind it tells me that it’s just silly that you can create top shelf vodka by just passing cheap vodka through a Brita
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The only chemistry I know is Berkelium.
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by 4Ever Golden on Jan 30, 2012 8:16 AM PST up reply actions
sounds like a placebo effect—unless it was confirmed via blind taste tests?
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
I’ve heard of people doing blind taste tests with the filtering and enjoying it more than the unfiltered.
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The activated charcoal removes impurities, not alcohol, leaving a smoother finish.
/not official chemistry advice.
"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906
Found this:
Top shelf filtration
Myth: You can turn low-end vodka into top-shelf vodka with six filtrations of a domestic charcoal water filter (i.e. Brita filters)
They set up the experiment so that the vodka testers would each get 8 shots of vodka: 6 from the filtration stations (single filtered, twice filtered, etc…), 1 top-shelf vodka, and 1 unfiltered low-end shot. The tasters were asked to rank the shots.
The tasters were:
•Anthony Dias Blue, vodka expert, executive director San Francisco World Spirits Competion
•Jamie, degree in Russian literature
•Kari, former undercover martini tester
Kari: “I’m wondering if you might have contaminated your experiment by mixing on the mustache”
Jamie: “either that or they’re actually very sensitive and able to pick up on subtle variations in the chemistry in the vodka”
Kari was a terrible judge, giving a much higher score to the unfiltered cheap vodka than the top-shelf vodka:
•Kari’s worst: 3rd filtration
•Kari’s second worst: top shelf
•Kari’s third best: the cheap, unfiltered vodka
Jamie was a better judge:
•Jamie’s second worst: the cheap, unfiltered vodka
•Jamie’s second best: fifth filtration
•Jamie’s best: top shelf
Anthony showed off his tasting skills: his ranking corresponded exactly to the number of filtrations, with the top-shelf vodka picked as the best.
Anthony: “Passing a low-end vodka through a filter will make it better, but it won’t make it a top shelf vodka”
They analyzed the vodka samples and found that there was no difference in chemical composition between the filtered vodka and the unfiltered vodka. You’re better off buying the top-shelf stuff than wasting a bunch of water filters.
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Kari was a terrible judge, giving a much higher score to the unfiltered cheap vodka than the top-shelf vodka:
Sounds like Kari is a cheap date, amirite?
"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906
I, for one, welcome girls who have no taste.
Only way I can get them to date me!
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It seems like a lot of trouble for a limited return on time… still, I suppose if I were in college and my time were essentially free but my budget was limited, spending $6 on a Brita filter to make several $10 bottles of Popov slightly less vile might be worth it?
That’s purely hypothetical as even in college I opted to drink less of better quality hooch.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
They analyzed the vodka samples and found that there was no difference in chemical composition between the filtered vodka and the unfiltered vodka.
This is actually really surprising to me. It kind of makes me wonder how useful Brita filters are for low levels of impurities in general, i.e., maybe Brita filters are good at turning really disgusting water (Orlando) into ok water, but not ok-tasting water into great water.
FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred
There is also a limit to how good it can be. If you want clean water, than distilled water has 0 impurities. But studies have shown that people enjoy certain minerals in their water rather than pure H20.
Cal: Bears with Books.
I don’t know about creating ‘top shelf’ vodka, but it stands to reason you can filter out impurities (i.e., metal contaminants, certain organics) from a water-alcohol solution just as easily as you could from a mostly water solution.
FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred
I guess my issue is if it really is that easy, why wouldn’t Popov’s just do that themselves and sell it as a more expensive brand?
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Their value prop is $$$; my guess is that filtering through activated carbon is easy, but you’d still have to set up the process and a supply of consumables.
fwiw, Jack Daniels and a few other Tennessee whiskeys ‘mellow’ their whiskey over maple charcoal, which is kind of similar. Their guides are specifically instructed not to use the word ‘filter,’ but that’s essentially what the process is.
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--Thoroughbred
How was Offerman?
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He was funny!
1) He played his guitar
2) He’s married to Megan Mullaly (I didn’t know this)
3) He hates vegetarians (“I don’t understand why gay people can’t get a legal marriage, and yet vegetarians are allowed to get married, procreate…”)
I didn’t know what to expect, because there wasn’t really much advertising about what he was actually going to do, but I guess we were his first college stop on (maybe) a tour. So, he was really giving his tips on life, with funny quips, and random songs.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 31, 2012 5:56 AM PST up reply actions
Haha no, but he did tell us about the DVD. “Don’t expect me to be funny. It’s actually a legit DVD.”
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 31, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
The Coming Tech-led Boom (Really interesting read)
In January 2012, we sit again on the cusp of three grand technological transformations with the potential to rival that of the past century. All find their epicenters in America: big data, smart manufacturing and the wireless revolution.
Information technology has entered a big-data era. Processing power and data storage are virtually free. A hand-held device, the iPhone, has computing power that shames the 1970s-era IBM mainframe. The Internet is evolving into the "cloud"—a network of thousands of data centers any one of which makes a 1990 supercomputer look antediluvian. From social media to medical revolutions anchored in metadata analyses, wherein astronomical feats of data crunching enable heretofore unimaginable services and businesses, we are on the cusp of unimaginable new markets.
The second transformation? Smart manufacturing. This is the first structural shift since Henry Ford launched the economic power of “mass production.” While we see evidence already in automation and information systems applied to supply-chain management, we are just entering an era where the very fabrication of physical things is revolutionized by emerging materials science. Engineers will soon design and build from the molecular level, optimizing features and even creating new materials, radically improving quality and reducing waste.
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Antediluvian
Is another way of saying old.
(Refers to the time period before the great flood in the Bible).
#thingsilearnedtoday
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The Coming Tech-Led Slavery
The writer asserts: “Finally, there is the unfolding communications revolution where soon most humans on the planet will be connected wirelessly. Never before have a billion people—soon billions more—been able to communicate, socialize and trade in real time.”
Translation:
“Finally, there is the unfolding communications revolution where soon most humans on the planet will be tracked, identified, monitored, segregated, bio-targeted and medicalized wirelessly. Never before have a billion people—soon billions more—been subject to State-led electro-bio enslavement, sterilization and chronic slow-kill eugenics.”
Welcome to your new masters.
Ihulim Levaviim,
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I for one welcome our new etc.
That’s a comment on the article, right?
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
No, I changed my name to Ihulim Levaviim this weekend.
Crazy things happen in Vegas.
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That means “Best wishes”, according to the Googles.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 30, 2012 7:56 AM PST up reply actions
Processing power and data storage are virtually free
Not actually free though. And bandwidth, especially over-the-air bandwidth, is not a free and limitless resource.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
IN THE FUTURE EVERYTHING WILL BE FREE.
STOP BEING A JERK ABOUT THE FUTURE.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
I WILL STILL BE A JERK IN THE FUTURE AND THINGS WILL STILL COST YOU MONEY
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
IN THE FUTURE I WILL HAVE A JETPACK AND YOU’LL BE A JERK WITHOUT A JETPACK
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
I WILL SHOOT YOU DOWN
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
This is just like that little bunny book where the mommy follows him anywhere.
Except jerkier and with jetpacks and SAMs.
Old Toothwrangler
So you mean “better,” then.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
Indeed, I stopped reading at this sentence. If this was true, why do I buy about $50 million of this stuff a year?
Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!
by Fire Starkey on Jan 30, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
Also, how about all these Iowa State upsets, huh?
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
How to Cheat in the Super Bowl Office Pool* .
That old Super Bowl office standby, the box pool, may seem like a glorified lottery: You pick the lucky numbers, you win. But what if some numbers are luckier than others?

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Over the weekend I did the deed

The mighty Jumbaco
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by 4Ever Golden on Jan 30, 2012 7:59 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
I tried to explain this to my brother-in-law this weekend…and the results were predictable. He said “what?” a couple of times and also “How in the world would you eat that?”. Sounds about right.
I actually thought it was quite tasty
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by 4Ever Golden on Jan 30, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions
Just the normal taco sauce..I asked for franks red hot, but the guy forgot.
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by 4Ever Golden on Jan 30, 2012 8:06 AM PST up reply actions
I took a big big in the middle, and then just ate like a burger. I had to kinda squish it down first though.
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by 4Ever Golden on Jan 30, 2012 8:13 AM PST up reply actions
That looks significantly more disgusting than Twist’s photo.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 30, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
that doesn’t look good to me.
Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!
by Fire Starkey on Jan 30, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
no
Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!
by Fire Starkey on Jan 30, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions
First of all, I don’t like Jack’N’Box tacos. So -20 for that. Then its the MIX of flavors which is wrong.
Cal: Bears with Books.
Hmm
I’ve had burgers from places like The Counter with guac and salsa on it and I loved it!
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Sure, but they are selecting the toppings to complement the burger (or veg-burger, as I assume you had). The tacos + burger would be two different spice palates.
Cal: Bears with Books.
good, correct use of “complementary”!
by the federer express on Jan 30, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions
Compliment AndBears! She used the correct form first.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 30, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions
compliments aren’t complimentary!
by the federer express on Jan 30, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
Also, I tried to buy them for the homeless guy down the street, but he said no :(
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What?
Was he like “No, EEWWW. What do I look like, desperate?”
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 30, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
Sounds about right. My dad used to carry McDonalds gift certs with him to give to homeless people but stopped bc they refused too much.
I remember plenty of times in Berkeley, the homeless refused my leftovers. It hurt me :(
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My friend gave her leftover burrito to a homeless guy who promptly threw it at her ’cause, apparently, he was both a vegetarian and an asshole.
My dorm buddy had like 1200 points to spend on the last day of semester. We filled a shopping cart full of crap from GBC and hit the streets trying to be Santa Clause for the bums. Almost all of them had no interest in our PACKAGED food….
6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 30, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions
So…at the risk of being a heartless bastard, are they just looking for money to buy booze?
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
Booze AND drugs, duh!
6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 30, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions
I'm staying here!
Even if I’m by myself the whole day. I’ll just keep posting stuff!
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I posted so many links in here! I’ve invested so much time here.
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Met these two Indian chicks who wouldn’t believe I was Indian until I conversed with them in Hindi!
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OH YEAH
tell us about your the different occupations you claimed over the weekend!
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 30, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions
I tried a couple of the others, but really found my sweet spot with the Obama story.
Managed to convince one guy (was on wingman duty for my buddy who was hitting on his sister) to mail me baked goods.
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
I WANT BAKED GOODS!
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 30, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions
If they turn out to be legit, I’ll let you know! I’m having him send me some vegetarian cupcakes!
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NICE. Send some to me!
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 30, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
So he was so impressed with you that he just said “Here, take my sister?”
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 30, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions
She might be a tart.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 30, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Whoa!
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 30, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
That's PURDY
All it’s missing is a streaker
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 30, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
Woah, where is that?
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 30, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
It’s actually at BuckeyeBear’s favourite place in the world.
tOSU
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That’s the entire library, isn’t it?
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 30, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
ahhhh
No wonder there isn’t anybody inside.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 30, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
That’s kinda nice!
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 30, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
Well, not in the first photo :)
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 30, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
We can eat in the libraries here. Crazy, no?
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 30, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions
With green eggs and ham, even!
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 30, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
The storyline I used for the entire weekend (and managed to rope my buddy into):
Work on a consulting team that directly reports to Obama. To study a proposal to legalize gambling in the entire state of New Jersey, we’re in Vegas for a while to take notes. Surprisingly, everyone believed this.
When they commented how exciting that was, told them our last assignment was studying oil fracking in Alaska. Managed to sneak in a joke about Tosh Lupoi.
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Increase federal tax revenues. Step one on the way to national legalization.
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As long as I don’t have to drink Chinese paint thinner, it’s sold!
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Why don’t you love it anymore? Did it break your heart?
Sorry, boomtho :(
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Specialty drink at Li Po in SF.
I think they use Chinese liquor, but it’s still tasty!
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yeah, they use some but barely any. it looked like 1 shot for 3-4 mai tais, with much more liberal pours of 151, rum, etc
"#caltrollgang" - RB
The Chinese poet who got so drunk he drowned arguing with his reflection?
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
True story
the tale of Narcissus is based on the Chinese story of Mai Tai
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
I thought he was trying to hug the moon. But yes. Him.
by LeonPowe on Jan 30, 2012 2:05 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I thought he was trying to hug the moon. But yes. Him.
by LeonPowe on Jan 30, 2012 2:05 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
z
An Objective Look at Berkeley Students
#6 HaasHoles
A highly competitive group of students with no real skills. Speak fluently in buzzwords such as "innovation," "collaboration", and "tax loopholes". Haasholes dress in business professional attire during Recruiting season, Business frat pledge hazing season, and the other day of the year. A defining feature of the HaasHole is the $30+ folder it carries to impress prospective employers, even though the folder has fucking nothing in it. Haasholes are isolated from the rest of the student population on the eastern portion of campus, so they can be closer to Wall Street. Socially, they develop "networks" instead of friendships, because no one likes them.
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I’m surprised you didn’t identify more with #1, what with the v-necks and vodka…
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 30, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions
you know, I can’t see whatever .gif you’ve posted…
by the federer express on Jan 30, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
too bad..he really makes a statement
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 30, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
Girl can say any word backwards within seconds!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O0ubiIYYYY
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Ex-UBS Trader Adoboli Pleads Not Guilty to $2.3 Billion Loss
Kweku Adoboli, the former UBS AG trader who is accused of causing the largest loss from unauthorized trading in British history, pleaded not guilty to fraud and false accounting.
Adoboli, dressed in a grey suit and blue tie, pleaded not guilty to all charges at a hearing in London today. A trial that may last as long as eight weeks was scheduled to start in early September.
Adoboli, 31, has been in custody since Sept. 15 when UBS asked London police to arrest him for causing a $2.3 billion loss. He told bank officials that he falsified counterparties in transactions after they questioned several trades. He was charged Sept. 16.
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SUPER EASY TO CLICK HEADER FOR ANIMATED GIF THAT I FIND TO BE FUNNY

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Hard to tell without any backstory.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 30, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions
Story time
I met a man from Scotland and we got to chatting. We talked about ex-girlfriends and I asked how many he had. I could see him counting them, and then he fell asleep.
(stolen from the interwebs)
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RACIS! RACIS!
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
a house divided
means 2 quiet DBDs
by the federer express on Jan 30, 2012 10:14 AM PST reply actions
I know you are. thanks for the links!
by the federer express on Jan 30, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
oh
and the shoe sale at Men’s Wearhouse ends tomorrow, 1/31?
by the federer express on Jan 30, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
WUT WUT--- #1.28Gang

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 30, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
I wouldn’t be surprised if it were ’shopped, but the non-UW purplish sky and water is purdy
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 30, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
That sky looks poisonous.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 30, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
I wouldn’t lick it either
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 30, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
Now I know you’re pandering :P
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 30, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
Not in the least. DAMN YOU!!!
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Jan 30, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions
I will not support your evil agenda by posting. Wait, DAMMIT
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Jan 30, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions
Sardinia?
total guess
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 30, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
Which is great, and everyone should go, and I would totally buy one of those tiny tiny houses.
Cal: Bears with Books.
I would even live on a boat there!
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 30, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
“So, ikoolykedat, where have you been? We haven’t seen you around?”
“Oh, I was living on my boat off the coast of italy for the past year.”
/Trumped.
Cal: Bears with Books.
Mmmm…think of all the awesome seafood that’s available there!
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 30, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
Am I on your recommended list?
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gonna go to the other DBD
they offered me a boat. sorry!
by the federer express on Jan 30, 2012 10:40 AM PST reply actions
I'm like Shaq
I love both. Had a great home visit with 01.28 and the history is there. Also, 01.30 impressed me because it was the only one to not negatively recruit me. I’m conflicted!
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 30, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
The other DBD has an atoms slapfight.
This has pretty scenery pictures.
Choice should be obvious!
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Tune in on 02.01 to find out where I decide on!
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 30, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
What is going on?
Why is everyone over here?
6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 30, 2012 11:44 AM PST reply actions
#01.28Gang, yo
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 30, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions
I like to live in the present! The past has too much doom!
6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 30, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
Choice is yours, brah
This DBD has awesome photos of cities and libraries.
The other one has an atoms slapfight.
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No, it doesn’t.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 30, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
Why would you even say that? Make me.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 30, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
Me and him went to Cal today.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 30, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
Sounds like you’re spending a lot of time not being in the OSU library!
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 30, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions
I spent a lot of time not being in Doe, either…never saw any of the naked runs.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 30, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
Not enough nudity ever :(
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 30, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
On my first official visit to Cal, there was a Nude Parade underway on Telegraph. It was traumatizing as I was a conservative kid coming from a religious high school.
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 30, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
Hm I originally posted to get a grammatical rise out of Atoms, but this is far better than what I had intended.
Did you stare? Or awkwardly look away?
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 30, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
Being a 17 year old heterosexual male, I stared. I’d never seen nude 60 year old ladies before
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 30, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
Hella funny!
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 30, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
Based on the last panel, I am a T-rex
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 30, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
This kid is my ukulele idol.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 30, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
I'm trying to juggle both
TWSS?
But for cereals, you both are tearing me apart!
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 30, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
Nobody ever accused you of being a quitter
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I have to admire your dedication to the 01.28 family
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 30, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
haha at the header. passive-aggressive much??
by the federer express on Jan 30, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions
Full analysis of Super Bowl prop bets
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7518492/super-bowl-prop-bets-grand-finale-nfl-season
Includes normal ones, specific ones, and silly ones!
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I killed last year in Vegas! Prop bets I won:
Coin toss? Check
Rodgers over 300 yards? Check
Rodgers 3 or more touchdown passes? Check
Rodgers no interceptions? Check
Normal bets I won:
Packers to cover? Check
Over? Check
More of the story, RODGERS = $$$$$$$$$$
6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 30, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions
moral* not more
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 30, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions
Will Kelly Clarkson’s bare belly be showing when she sings the national anthem?
Yes: +300
I have to admit that I don’t know a lot about Kelly Clarkson. She’s in that car commercial. She probably ripped off The Dismemberment Plan. That’s about it.
Research tells me that she has experience doing the national anthem both with midriff exposed and without. I am going to guess that the Super Bowl is an austere enough experience for her to keep her belly covered.
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I love me some Kelly Clarkson, but she has put on some weight since American Idol.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Maybe she’s lost weight ahead of this appearance?
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she’s always been on the verge of slightly chubby
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 30, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions
That second outfit was a bad choice.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
Right. There are ways to make weight gain look worse than it already is.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
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I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
Close enough, I invested literally seconds of my time to find that.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
Muumuu's got no pants
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by ikoolykedat on Jan 30, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
The single greatest episode of the greatest TV show of all time. OF ALL TIME.
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Bill Simmons writes about the NBA season
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7519970/time-change
Players were paid for six extra games, owners received three extra home gates apiece, and fans were treated to a slew of, “We know you paid to see Derrick Rose tonight, but playing in his place, here’s John Lucas III!!!!” moments because nicked-up players have no time to heal. Screw the fans, right? We’re just in the way. Throw in a missing training camp (deadly for teams with new coaches or too many new players) and the lack of practice time and … I mean, how did these first five weeks have a chance?
Which teams struggled the most? Let’s see … painfully untalented teams (Charlotte, Washington), rosters that experienced too much turnover (Sacramento, New Orleans), teams handpicked by Joe Dumars or Bryan Colangelo (Detroit, Toronto), teams brazenly gutting their roster for a 12.65 percent chance at Dwight Howard (New Jersey), and teams that sabotaged their rosters while refusing to do the dignified thing and trade their signature player even though he’s a good guy and would rather sink with the Sarvertanic over selling out his teammates by asking out (Phoenix) all morphed into something between “an unequivocal mess” and a “first-class shitshow.” Older contenders (Dallas, San Antonio, Boston) and top-heavy rosters (New York, the Lakers) struggled to get going, while young legs (Philly, Denver, Oklahoma City), roster depth (Indiana, Minnesota, Chicago) and even altitude (Utah, Denver again) mattered a little too much. I haven’t decided whether this year’s title winner will come with a permanent asterisk — like the 1999 Spurs, for example — but we could be headed that way.
“Hold on a second,” you’re saying. “This doesn’t make sense. You’re crapping on the same season that everyone seems to be enjoying … including you! Explain yourself.”
The easy answer: We haven’t had this much top-shelf talent and this many storylines in nearly 20 years (since the iconic 1992-93 season). Here, check this out …
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Good point, Mr. Simmons!
1. The League Pass/Twitter/Texting/iPhone/iPad Era
These are fairly amazing times for technology. At my cousin Kristin’s wedding reception in Boston two Saturdays ago, 10 guests huddled around me watching the fourth quarter of Saints-Niners on my iPhone (via Slingbox). At one point, someone said to me, “Should I walk to my car and get my iPad so we can have a bigger screen?” We debated whether it would be worth the walk outside (in freezing weather), ultimately deciding against it. The following night in our hotel room, my wife decided she wanted to watch the first episode of Downton Abbey on Netflix Streaming (to see if she liked it). We hooked up the iPad to our bedroom TV with a special HDMI cable, and within a few minutes we were watching poor Bates get crapped on by Lord Stanley’s staff … although really, I was only half watching it, because I was also watching a League Pass replay of Saturday night’s Lakers-Clippers game on my iPad.4
Read that last paragraph again. How did we get here? Did you ever think we would be able to do things like watch football games on a phone at a wedding reception or watch our own on-demand shows on a hotel TV while also watching NBA games? The technology boom has been fantastic for NBA fans — with an onslaught of games every night, you can watch two games at once (one on your TV, one on your computer or iPad), catch up on games you missed (through those valuable League Pass replays), sneak peeks on your iPhone (hopefully not while going 75 miles an hour on the highway) or attend one game while watching another on your iPhone (depending on the arena’s cell reception).
You always hear about players wanting to play in bigger markets, but here’s the reality: Once technology progressed to a certain level, markets stopped mattering as much. Yeah, the Lakers and Knicks will always outspend everyone else because of their ticket/cable revenue, and yeah, players will always gravitate toward big cities, warm weather or tax-free states. But from a visibility standpoint, it doesn’t matter where you play in 2012. Our marquee contenders are Miami, Chicago … and Oklahoma City. Our marquee superstars are LeBron, Wade, Kobe, Rose, Howard, Nowitzki … and Kevin Durant.
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Proposal to fix the NBA season!
Which is why I’m offering the following plan …
• Starting next season, the NBA launches six days after Black Friday (this year: November 30, 2012) with a Thursday-night doubleheader on TNT. That way, the NBA avoids the baseball playoffs, college football’s regular season and 75 percent of the NFL’s regular season, drawing maximum eyeballs for opening week and using that next month to build up the storylines for Christmas Day.
• We play a 78-game regular season over the next 24 weeks, ending in mid-May (for 2012-13: Tuesday, May 14).6
• To make up the revenue from those lost games, we launch my Entertaining as Hell Tournament — the top seven seeds in each conference make the playoffs, then the other 16 teams play a single-elimination tournament to “win” the no. 8 seeds. This would discourage tanking for lottery picks, reward late-bloomer teams and generate extra interest because, again, this tournament would be entertaining as hell. All 14 games would be televised — eight in Round 1, four in Round 2, then a doubleheader final at Madison Square Garden to decide the no. 8 seeds — over a week as the other 14 playoff teams regrouped and rested up.
• The EAH tournament runs for eight days (for 2012-13: May 16 through May 22), with the actual NBA playoffs starting on Saturday like always … only this time, it launches on Memorial Day weekend (for 2012-13: May 26).
• The playoffs run for eight-plus weeks through June and July, allowing the NBA to own the second half of June, July Fourth weekend and that super-dead sports week during baseball’s All-Star break. Its only competition over that time: midseason baseball, Wimbledon, the U.S. Open, the Stanley Cup finals and summer movies.
• The Finals finishes one week after mid-July (for 2012-13: Game 7 of the Finals would be Tuesday, July 24); the NBA draft happens the following Tuesday (for 2012-13: July 31); then the free agent signing period kicks off one week later (for 2012-13: August 7).
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fuck east coast bias
then a doubleheader final at Madison Square Garden to decide the no. 8 seeds
At least split it or rotate with Staples or something.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 30, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions
Oddly, I wouldn’t expect a huge east coast bias from Simmons, given that he lives out in LA and holds season tickets for the Blakers, who play at Staples…
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This is a good point. Just saying it’d be in his self-interest for the game to be in LA!
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The dude would pay to have his face be Tom Brady’s jockstrap for a day
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
Most heterosexual males. You wouldn’t understand.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 30, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions
Who’s fearful?
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 30, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions
As an unabashed Simmons fan, I don’t think his ‘entertaining as hell’ tournament actually sounds very entertaining. Watching all of the crappy teams in the league play more games is dumb.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Rishi's dbd is better than the other fake dbd

#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 30, 2012 1:29 PM PST reply actions
Not impressed
I mean, come on, pre-tied bowtie? Learn how to tie it, dog!
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Caught an awesome commercial during the pro-bowl of dogs barking to the Star Wars tune.
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
i was like ummm wtf when imperial walker showed up at end
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 30, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions
Corgi’s what are funny? :)
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 30, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions
I like this
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Here's a video of a dog giving the receipt at the vet's office
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHcUkc4tshA
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45 second video
Two dogs walk up to the desk. First one sits up, as if he’s actually sitting at a desk.
Human receptionist says “Printer”, dog grabs receipt from printer and hands it to receptionist with his mouth.
Receptionist staples receipt, dog grabs it again and walks it over to customer.
THIS IS PHENOMENAL!
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Dogs are so great. Mine likes to jump up on the receptionists’ counter like he’s about to have a conversation ….
I guess this is useless without pics. Oh well.
FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred
Here's a dancing dog doing the merengue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc9xq-TVyHI
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And sometimes you’re left staring at a big, steaming pile of cock
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 30, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions
I cant see it so I was guessing you posted some dong photos. Not true?
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 30, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions
nice easy to click header
An old woman took a very limp parrot into a vet’s office. As she
placed her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope
and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet
shook his head sadly and said, “I’m so sorry, but Polly has passed
away.” The distressed owner wailed, “Are you sure? I mean, you
haven’t done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in
a coma or something.”
The vet rolled his eyes, shrugged, turned and left the room,
returning a few moments later with a beautiful black Labrador. As
the bird’s owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind
legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the
dead parrot from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad
eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog and took it out, but returned a few moments
later with a cat. The cat jumped up and also sniffed delicately at
the ex-bird. The cat sat back, shook its head, meowed and ran out
of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, “I’m sorry, but as I said,
your parrot is definitely 100% certifiably … dead.” He then turned
to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which
he handed to the old lady.
The parrot’s owner, still in shock, took the bill. “$500!,” she
cried, “$500 just to tell me that my bird is dead!?” The vet
shrugged. “If you’d taken my word for it the bill would only have
been $20, but what with the Lab report and the Cat scan…”
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Oui Oui is gonna like it, too.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 30, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
Nice Speed Racer shirt.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 30, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions
I think he just bought a new seaplane
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 30, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions
Will tomorrow’s follow-up DBD be 1.29.12, or 1.31?
/confused
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--Thoroughbred
<3
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by atomsareenough on Jan 30, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions
neck and neck
568 posts in this dbd
560 in the other one
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 30, 2012 2:43 PM PST reply actions
11 Kissing Games, Ranked From Most to Least Innocent
And now, the random mental path that got me to this list.
I was reading about the Super Bowl. Clicked on an article about Madonna doing the halftime show. Listened to Like a Virgin. Thought about listening to Vogue. Thought about doing a list of songs that rattle off historical lists (Vogue, We Didn’t Start the Fire, End of the World). Didn’t feel like digging up eight more. Clicked over to Madonna’s IMdB page. Looked at her filmography. Saw her film Truth or Dare. Thought about the game truth or dare. Thought of this list.
These are 11 kissing games that kids play, ranked from the most innocent to the least innocent. Prepare to reminisce about that kiss you once had in someone’s basement where the other person tasted like pretzels and orange soda in 3… 2… 1…
Truth or Dare. Truth or Dare can be as innocent or un-innocent as the people involved want it to be. I’ve seen games where nothing happens… and I once saw a game that Tom Cruise would’ve crashed wearing a Venetian carnival mask. That ambiguity keeps it only at number three on the list. (However, based on what I picked for the top two, I’m guessing this is the point where most everyone reading will max out.)
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I was just talking about the mythical sex bracelets today!
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 30, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions
Check Out How Much Security Tails The Obamas On Their Night Stroll To A Museum
Between this and paying for kids to party in Vegas… tax money at work
The Obamas had a busy Sunday yesterday full of family activities.
While playing basketball and visiting a museum are what many ordinary American families might do on a day off, the first family cannot take a step without a heavy security detail surrounding them.
Check out the raw video below to see how many muscle men guard the Obamas on their stroll to the Corcoran Gallery of Art last night just a block away from the White House.
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The Controversial Weight-Loss Plan That Actually Works
Intermittent Fasting For Weight Loss
To briefly summarize, let’s look at what IF is — essentially, abstaining from food for a predetermined period of time, ranging from as little as 16 hours to as long as 36 hours (sometimes longer, but not generally in the fitness industry).
The benefits of IF vary from hormonal management to caloric reduction and decreased hunger (the benefits prioritized will be dependent on what “type” of IF you use).
In this article, I’ll give you a complete analysis of the most popular IF styles in the fitness world.
The most obvious difference between each of these methods is the length of the fasting period, and that is how I’ve organized them.
Got it?
Great. Let’s get going.
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Philadelphia has had 32 murders this year. Not 32 murders in the last 12 months, 32 murders since January 1st.
Police are racing to stop the killings, but citizens themselves may have to save the city
The Mayor blames the homicide spike on a steady flow of illegal handguns into the city as groups like the NRA stymie his attempts to pass local gun-control laws. Richard Berk, a statistician who studies crime at the University of Pennsylvania, says the uptick could also be within the bounds of the "natural variation" of crime rates. Others have hypothesized that the unusually warm winter brought the annual springtime murder-rate jump a few months early.
Whatever the cause, the mayor wants to snuff out the brushfire, and has released a new anti-crime plan that promises to put 100 more cops on the streets over time, targeting neighborhood hot spots where guns and drugs are most concentrated. The district attorney’s office promises to seek maximum penalties against defendants accused of carrying illegal guns. And the mayor is increasing to $20,000 rewards for tips that lead to the convictions of murder suspects, and will allow residents to anonymously text those tips in.
"I just put a bounty on your head," the mayor said at a press conference at a North Philadelphia High School, speaking to city’s perpetrators of violence. "We are coming for you."
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This is depressing—but I recall a few years ago, Richmond and Oakland started the year off with a ton of murders too. I wonder if it’s related to leap years
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
Hugs, Jesus, and time
Also it helps there is 1 less day in the year to kill someone
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
I’m going to stockpile bullets and make a killing in the market!
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These jokes are just blowing me away. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 30, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions
I am ashamed to admit I have more than a few stuffed chihuahuas from Taco Bell (came with their happy meal equivalent)
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by Rishi on Jan 30, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, he knows what he’s doing, that dog!
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Jan 30, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions
someone is working hard (and I can’t see the pic, as usual)
by the federer express on Jan 30, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions
Things start going downhill at this point.
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I wonder which of my three sons shall inherit the throne? Richard, Geoffrey, or John?
I shall consult with Eleanor. Surely, she will have an opinion.
"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."
-- Andrew Latham Smith
by FiatSlug on Jan 30, 2012 10:52 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
No tagline can properly describe this picture other than "z"

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by Rishi on Jan 30, 2012 3:15 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Beaker!
It looks like you can take that labcoat off of Beaker.
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
Is that a lego piece? That would be awesome to have a muppets lego set
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Senate expected to vote on insider trading bill next week
The Senate is expected to vote on a bill next week aimed at stopping lawmakers from cashing in on information not readily available to the public that they obtain in the course of their congressional work, according to a Senate Democratic leadership aide.
In his State of the Union address earlier this week, President Obama urged Congress to pass immediately the Stop Trading on Congressional Knowledge (STOCK) Act, which he said he would sign into law.
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/01/26/senate-expected-to-vote-on-insider-trading-bill-next-week/?iref=allsearch
Why isn’t this a sure thing? What would opponents possibly argue against?
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
Isn’t it already illegal…?
Because insider trading is illegal for everyone?
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We could kick off a yes/no war…that’s usually good for about 10 comments!
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
YO DAWG SO I HEARD YOU LIKE RIVERS SO

#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 30, 2012 3:43 PM PST reply actions
Germany
An impressive feat of engineering, no doubt.
"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."
-- Andrew Latham Smith
“You want to build what?”
“A canal bridge over a river.”
“Why?”
“Well, everything else works and is in good repair, and the structural engineers are getting bored.”
“What are they going to do, leave for America?”
[five minutes of Teutonic chortling]
“Oh all right, just do it.”
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
Oh yeah?
Olentangy River

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
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