DBD 1.27.12 - Just Some Stuff I Never Got Around to Posting
by fiatlux on Jan 26, 2012 9:49 PM PST
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PrintHey, who wants to talk about Christmas and the Holiday Bowl? Anyone? Anyone? If this is too long, borrrrrring or irrelevant, just delete it...
So I had sort of a crazy 10-day span over the holidays... First Sandy invited me to the UNLV game with her in Vegas... we had lunch at the Hard Rock, went to the game... I mean, it was sort of crazy to be hangin' in Vegas with the AD! Can you imagine if this had been Rishi! So while the game sort of sucked, I did have a close-up encounter with Tark the Shark who was looking VERY old... (yes, he IS very old...).
During introductions they shoot off a bunch of fireworks, all of which I managed to miss with my camera... so you have to trust me this is the result of really cool fireworks going off and not some tragic event about to happen (you would have heard about it)
I was sitting close enough to offer some suggestions, but as Sandy was sitting next to me I decided not to...
Here we are about to run a play that will result in a missed shot ( I think, but I feel safe that it is what happened)
Game was just about over but Monty was still working the refs...
So that was the game, I dropped Sandy off at the airport and headed back to the Venetian. By the way, if you ever want to go to Vegas for SUPER cheap, the week of Christmas is the week. My suite at the Venetian was $60... The highlight for me was the Christmas tree... I was absolutely mesmerized by it... Check out this video I took of it... Click on the photo... seriously I could not stop looking at this thing....
The next morning I passed these folks on the Strip...
So then it was off to the Holiday Bowl... I swung by the heart of inner Orange County to pick-up Atoms and off we went to San Diego, no top on the Jeep! I got a free ticket to go to the Holiday Bowl Luncheon... you know, it was really cool... Even had I had to pay for it I would have thought so... It was in huge ballroom at the San Diego Convention Center... I would guess the crowd was 65 / 35 Cal / Texas. Everyone was sitting at round tables and at each table there were two players... very cool. At our table were Cecil Whiteside and Steven Fanua. I didn't get to talk with Fanua too much but sat next to Whiteside and we talked the whole time. What a great representative of Cal... articulate, social, totally comfortable in that environment. Count be impressed.
So here is a little video of the Cal Band playing....
Atoms and I headed to the hotel to check in and meet up with our other friends and then it was off to the Hilton for the pep rally... The whole team and staff were there
And of course the Cal Band played...And for some reason the sound goes out but you can at least get a feel for the setting...
After the rally we headed to dinner at Blue Water Seafood Market and Grill for some GREAT fish tacos and seafood... Atoms back me up here...
After dinner we dropped friends off at hotel and Atoms and I headed out for part of the Cal pub crawl through the Gas Lamp district... it was a blast and I was impressed with how many Cal folks were out and it was great seeing the Band (though you can barely see them in this photo)
The next day a quick airport run and then we met up at The Mission in North Park for what I think is the world's best French Toast!
And then it was off to the game... We stopped by CalBandGreat's most excellent tailgate!!! What a lot of fun that was and so much fun for me to reconnect with folks from back in my days. Thanks CBG!
Then we settled into our seats and that is pretty much where this part of our story ends...
Atoms lucked out because I somehow managed to lose my voice so the drive back to OC was FiatLuxTalkingFree.... We stopped off in San Clemente to do a little shopping (Atoms got a dashing pair of sun glasses!) and passed this guy (seriously).. This photo would have been so much better had we won!
We then stopped off in South Coast Plaza to do some 1%erish stuff, and then I dropped Atoms off at his abode and there you go...
I'm running out of steam here, but I then headed up to the UCLA game... I was pleasantly surprised to see such a big line outside
There I got to meet up with Cugel and Son, some other old folks and I sat front row in the student section... I posted this in another thread but these folks were behind us and stood up and yelled the ENTIRE game... they are my heroes!
OK, that's it... one last photo... I just love this... it's the sad sad state of UCLA basketball right now... here is their temporary home at the LA Sports Arena... You can see, they really went all out on making UCLA feel at home...
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It's a cool DBD
But don’t be worried if the DBD is “boring”. We’ve gone through some terrible DBDs (Japanese School Girl Fahion) before, so even if this were a DBD literally saying the word “gin” 150 times, that’d be fine.
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As long as we had tonic and lime
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by CruzinBears on Jan 27, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
Great idea!
Fiatlux DBD followed by gin, tonic, lime DBD. It’s like beautiful synergy!!!
And then we can have a reprise of the CruzinBears hangover cures DBD.
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:)
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by CruzinBears on Jan 27, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
What Rishi said
Hell, I didn’t do a DBD today (or ever) so you’ve got me beat with whatever crap you put up here……not that this……I don’t mean to call it cr……..what I mean is……..well, nice job.
I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.
that explains this
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions
Nah. Very cool.
I’m going to save all the toasts until waaaay later, though. Maybe even bank them.
[Heeeey. Fiatlux drinking futures. Now there’s a can’t-miss investment!]
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Unrelated: OJ Futures are up!
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions
Mens baseball has season ticket package:
For the first time ever, the Cal Athletic Ticket Office will be providing Golden Bear baseball fans an opportunity to purchase season passes for the 2012 Cal baseball home schedule. Beginning Wednesday, Feb. 1 fans can contact the Cal Athletic Ticket Office at 1-800-Go-Bears (1-800-462-3277) or go directly to the Cal Baseball ticket link 2012 Cal Baseball Season Pass to purchase season passes. The cost of the season passes are $200 and will enable fans to attend all 20 of the Bears’ home games this season. Day of game individual ticket sales will be $10 for adults and $5 for seniors. Youth 12th grade and younger and Cal students are admitted free.
Also for the first time ever, Cal Baseball season parking passes will be available at a cost of $75. The parking pass will be good for home weekend games only (Saturday and Sunday) which will include 13 total dates. The baseball parking pass will only be good for Frank Schlessinger Way, which is located off of Oxford Street along Edwards Track Stadium, Hellman Tennis Complex and Evans Diamond. For more information on the baseball parking passes go to the following Parking Services link 2012 Cal Baseball Parking.
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The pricing here is weird. Its 200 for 20 games, so 10 bucks a game. Tix normally are 10 a game. However, if you are a senior, its 5 a game. But there isnt a senior season ticket.
They need to redo the pricing on this methinks.
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A complaint about Cal marketing is the fiatlux signal!
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Did atoms hack your account?
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:31 AM PST up reply actions
:)
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by atomsareenough on Jan 28, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions
Track heads to Seattle:
THIS WEEK IN CAL TRACK & FIELD: California makes the first of three scheduled visits to Seattle this weekend for the UW Invitational. The two-day meet runs Friday and Saturday at the Dempsey Indoor facility on the University of Washington campus.
The Golden Bears will return to Seattle for the Husky Indoor Classic Feb. 10-11 and the MPSF Championships Feb. 24-25.
As opposed to the team’s opening competition at the Cherry & Silver Invitational last week, where the Bears concentrated on sprints and jumps, a number of distance runners will gain their initial indoor experience of the season. In addition, multi-eventer Idarre Coles will participate in his first heptathlon of 2012.
Events get underway at 1 p.m. Friday and resume at 9 a.m. Saturday.
Last year at the UW Invite, Hammed Suleman won both the long jump and triple jump, while Collin Jarvis captured the 3000 meters in a PR 7:59.85, a time the puts him fifth on Cal’s all-time performer list.
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WomGym to take on Davis:
BERKELEY – The California women’s gymnastics team will meet UC Davis twice over the next two weeks, opening competition with the Aggies and Seattle Pacific in Davis on Friday at 7 p.m. inside the Pavilion. The Bears will host UC Davis next Sunday (Feb. 5) inside Haas Pavilion.
Cal scored a season-high 194.050 in its last competition, at Arizona State, last Friday. The Bears (1-2) have increased their team total by nearly two full points each meet this season.
Junior Madisyn O’Brien is averaging a team-best score of 38.542 in the all-around through three meets, while fellow all-arounder Mariesah Pierce is averaging an all-around score of 38.483 in 2012. Pierce is coming off a season-high score of 9.875 in the floor exercise to claim first-place honors in the event at ASU last Friday. O’Brien led Cal in the vault with a score of 9.800 to tie for second overall in the event in last Friday’s meet.
Junior Nicolette Lew has led the Bears on the balance beam with an average score of 9.813 each of the last two meets.
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Softball Q+A:
BERKELEY – While many student-athletes were spending their first half of December studying for finals and then spending time with their families, freshman Cheyenne Cordes was chasing gold in South Africa with the U.S. junior national team. At the International Softball Federation Junior Women’s World Championship, the Americans defeated Japan 4-1 in the title match to secure gold and finish the tournament with a 10-1 record. In South Africa, Cordes started all 11 games and paced the U.S. squad with 15 hits, 12 RBI, 28 total bases and slugging 1.077. Cordes also spent a good chunk of her summer playing with the junior team, facing off against current teammate Valerie Arioto on several occasions. CalBears.com chatted up Cordes about the last six months with USA/ASA Softball, especially about winning gold in South Africa.
CalBears.com: What was the overall experience in South Africa like for you?
CC: My experience in South Africa was one that I will never forget. South Africa was such a wonderful place to hold a world championship. I learned a lot, met a lot of people and won a gold medal.
CalBears.com: What was the food like in South Africa?
CC: The food in South Africa was very similar to food here in the USA, only I feel it is better there. They eat a lot of fruits and veggies, but they also have fast food like McDonalds and KFC.
CalBears.com: What was the softball experience like for you?
CC: The softball experience was great. We played a lot of games against many different countries. It is always interesting to see how people play and teach the game in other countries.
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why are there no trademarked fiatlux open-mouth smiles?!?!?!?!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
No, I think he’s suggesting that when most people smile for photos, they close their teeth, not open them.
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Really.
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I actually do the same thing.
I have trouble smiling for photos, so I kinda fake laugh in order to get a smile.
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I like to smile… i just don’t understand why i would keep my teeth together? i have a bit of an overbite so maybe i’ve just been compensating for that.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions
YAY!
Sometimes, the newest FanPosts don’t show up in whatever tab I open, and so I don’t discover a new one’s been posted until 11. BUT I FOUND THIS ONE! Looks like you had a fun journey!
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 26, 2012 10:01 PM PST reply actions
Also
MOAR FOOD PICS! kthx.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 26, 2012 10:03 PM PST up reply actions
I knowwwww it’s not like he talked about anyone getting dumped.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 7:57 AM PST up reply actions
I like to see food pictures!
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions
Oh then
Look at all these terrible, dimly lit cell phone photos of ice cream
http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/s3Vi_0iue-hIRJ7O78JzRQ?select=XoMkbhNAsSX-ngI-7gaHrg
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I'm so hunnnnnngry
Despite the name, this one is SFW.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 8:23 AM PST up reply actions
You use a really expensive DSLR that lets you adjust for lighting and grabs food at a great resolution.
As opposed to just using your cell phone camera.
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You know a lot about food photos for someone who keeps scoffing at them.
Coincidence….?
Brb, imma going to look for chaat photos from “Raj Patel.”
Old Toothwrangler
Haha, you’re never going to find out that my secret identity is Ramesh Subramanium!
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I feel like we need one of those charts for what everyone’s Indian Superhero name would be.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
Apu: Today, I am no longer an Indian living in America. I am an Indian-American.
Lisa: You know, in a way, all Americans are immigrants. Except, of course Native Americans.
Homer: Yeah, Native Americans like us.
Lisa: No, I mean American Indians.
Apu: Like me.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions
Mine is Hanu Man
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Still no joke to go with the concept?
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions
That is true. I need to developt his more.
I should ask Joe Biden. He’ll know what to do!
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PS You got any htoughts?
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If you cant build up, dont tear down.
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Well, I mean the first step is brainstorming all things associated with Hanuman. But I dont actually know much
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Exactly. He was a character in Mighty Max, that’s all I know. Also, monkey-related.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
She has a HUGE
forehead.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions
i still think she’s gorgeous
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions
and tracts of land
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This is deceptive because she is like 4’11" so they are relatively huge tracts of land but not actually that huge at all.
WE ARE THE 0%
So, you’re saying that, around her, normal-sized things look relatively huge?
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
Let’s just say that her forehead is normal-sized but on her it is a ridiculous clown forehead.
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Welcome to Club Pen15.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
Are we back on the “If Rishi owned a bar” topic again?
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by CruzinBears on Jan 27, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
COCK BALLS
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 27, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
People are supposed to be different!!!! It’s otay she’s still purty.
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Definitely, we just wanted to set the record straight on her tracts of land because we are a connoisseur of tracts of land.
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If she’s tiny, then it would be really stupid and disproportional for her, uh, tracts to be huge. I like good proportions.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
Good proportions means huge tracts of land for some people.
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she’s 5’2" alledgedly and I think she just has moderately large tracts of land.
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 27, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions
She has moderate size tracts of land, but she puts those tracts of land front and center in her real estate presentations.
so… time for a gardening leave?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
She’s 5’1" tops we saw a picture of her standing next to a jamón and those things top out at 38" and we did the math.
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This is a place on the Internet that exists: http://www.brasizefinder.com/ Not as nsfw as one would expect, but really, it probs is.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
hahaha Christina Hendricks 38DDD awesome
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 27, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
Those people are screwed up if they mean huge tracts of land on a tiny 4’11" person.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions
5’2" is okay for 5"2-ish proportioned large tracts of land.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
BUT THAT ONE, THAT ONE STAYED UP!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
So you’d better get USED to the idea!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:33 AM PST up reply actions
this just in
she also cooks food. And a lot of it is pretty tasty and healthy. Also, she is the most scandalously 1% of the Food Networkers, approaching Ina Garten and her manslave Jeffrey.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:34 AM PST up reply actions
This just in
She cooks the same three things every show.
"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906
pass
it’s kinda creepy.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 10:51 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve never seen this show but I may have to tune in now….
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
Not really a fan of the Contessa’s cooking, actually.
Kind of boring old, pigmentally-challenged [RACIS!] food.
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You are the only person I have ever heard say that. She makes the best cookbooks on earth. I have never made anything from any one of them that was less than monumentally delicious.
For cereal? I guess nothing I’ve seen/read from her has ever inspired me.
Okay, lay the ultimate Contessa recipe on me. I’ve got to try it. (when I’m allowed back in the kitchen again)
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I like her. She seems like she’s good at stuff, but not in the scary Martha way.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 29, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
I think she's fine
First, her show is watchable which is my first criteria for those things. No refrigerators decorated like race cars or weird-ass cocktails and tablescapes.
Most of her stuff seems French or French inspired with cream, butter, etc. Not as obscenely as Paula Deen but still pretty unhealthy. I think her pastries and breads are the best stuff she makes, even though I don’t ever make them.
Second, there’s a definite Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous vibe to enjoy, as she pops down to West Hampton to buy caviar to have a nice picnic to cram down Jeffrey’s gullet when he tools back from Manhattan in his convertible BMW.
And the show itself is really pleasant, nice music, pretty outdoor shots of her 500 acre garden and so on.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 29, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
Vegan Red Velvet Cupcakes for Rishi
What’s your schedule for next week? I’m thinking of trying the recipe out this weekend (Rags is bacheloring), would you be available for HH next week sometime?
CGB HH w/VRVC!
Cal: Bears with Books.
cobbler comments in 3…
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions
That last photois really funny. Loved the DBD
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There could be no banner. That would be worse.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions
Disagree.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions
Agree
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it’s a perfect representation of our season so far, then.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
The line for the basketball pity party starts behind SC, dude.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
by DC Trojan on Jan 27, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Come on, admit it, you kinda want it to get to the point where USC has to play 4 on 5 for lack of bodies, right?
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
I think Matt Kalil could block a basket or two, if he can manage this.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
It’s the logical next step.
Actually, I don’t care that much because I don’t care about basketball, but I feel bad for the players, apparently they’re taking it hard.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
I think more people think it’s Kevin O’Neill’s fault.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
It’s all OJ Simpson’s fault.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions
blah. then fuck you for football.
/best drunk comeback i’ve got
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 28, 2012 2:09 AM PST up reply actions
Let me one up you...
tip-off at the Stanfurd / Arizona hoops game last year… Almost a literal 6th Man section
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I’m happy that you’re using flickr instead of facebook. I can see your photos now!
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Nope. I end up having to rehost the more interesting ones (like the school in Africa) to imgur.
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rishi can’t view fb pics
I can’t view imgur/photobucket/tinypic
but we can all view flickr pics!
by the federer express on Jan 27, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions
Yay go San Mateo High!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:35 AM PST up reply actions
u from SM?
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 29, 2012 12:12 AM PST up reply actions
No, is there even a San Mateo High? That pic just looked like a high school game.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 29, 2012 6:43 AM PST up reply actions
San Mateo High, alma mater of Kris Kristofferson, Merv Griffin, Barry Bostwick, Alicia Silverstone and DAVE BINN.
I don’t know what a Dave Binn is but if he went to that ballgame above attendance would have doubled.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 29, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
Cal-educated long snapper extraordinaire for the Chargers (now Broncos)? Played in more Chargers games than any player ever? Pro-bowler? Super Bowler? Pamela Anderson Lee-dating CAL BEAR?
Pamela Anderson still exists?
Sorry, I haven’t watched NFL Serie A handegg in eons. Yay go bears anyway.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 29, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions
He dates Pamela Anderson????
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Former Cal longsnapper, has been in the league for a million years I believe.
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It was fantastic."
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Funny craigslist ad that Avi sent me:
I desperately need to learn about football between now and next week’s Super Bowl game. Preferably from someone who was a quarterback in college or the pros, but at the very least someone who knows a lot about quarterbacks.
My girlfriend and I were just invited to a Super Bowl party at her ex-boyfriend’s apartment, and to be honest, last time I met him he told me he played football in college and I responded that I did as well —which was a lie.
I don’t know why I lied, I guess I just panicked and wanted to impress my girlfriend. Anyway. He asked me what position I played and I told him I played quarterback because that was really the only position I’d heard of.
I really don’t know anything about football except for the fact that touchdowns how you score points and sometimes you kick the ball. I’ve been reading articles on ESPN.com and watching clips online but I don’t think it’s going to prepare me for questions about actually playing it, or for making good comments during the game. So I need someone who can quickly teach me about all of things I would have learned playing football as well as what to say about it.
This person MUST be available each day between now and the Super Bowl game (February 5, 2012), some time between 7-9pm on weekdays or afternoons on Saturday.
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Someone from the Oakland of NYC should know these things…
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 26, 2012 10:24 PM PST up reply actions
I would totally give him wrong information.
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That would be awesome. “Well, you can score a touchdown on a wicked googly, but only if the ref awards you an indirect free kick.”
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And then he’ll make you happy!
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 26, 2012 10:55 PM PST up reply actions
Families don’t like to get treated to ice cream?
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions
There are many ways a person can be “treated” to ice cream…
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Dang it, Ice Cream Paint Job is now stuck in my head…
Rollin’ like a big shot!
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions
like a Nascar pit stop!
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 8:42 AM PST up reply actions
fresh paint job (check!)
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is the outside frame and the trunk wide?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 9:16 AM PST up reply actions
What strategy would you use?
The easy troll (example above).
Or the long, subtle troll? Basically, explain all the rules correctly… but mix up the terms “offense” and “defense”. Explain it from the perspective of the linemen, so it makes sense. The line in front of the QB is stopping the line rushing in, so they’re “defending” the QB and are thus the defense.
The latter would be superbly entertaining as he slowly broke down at the ex-bf’s party.
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Wow, the long, slow, subtle troll would be amazing. Maybe interchange running back and linebacker because the “line backer” has his back to the goal line…
Quite frankly, I’d like to be at a party where this guy showed up and tried to talk. That would be amazing.
lolololol
Oh, also, her ex played “linebacker.” Should I know a lot about playing “linebacker” too? Do quarterbacks normally know about that? I definitely will need to learn all the positions and what they do, but it might help for me to learn something from a “linebacker,” if you know one.
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by Kodiak on Jan 27, 2012 7:23 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Is this an NCAA violation if you are an active D1 player and you take the moneys?
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 26, 2012 11:14 PM PST up reply actions
I can’t see why it would be. It’s like being paid to be a tutor, right? College athletes are allowed to have jobs, aren’t they?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions
I dunno, maybe it was a good, clean breakup?
Or maybe the girl is just playing them.
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The ad goes on to say that at the start of the relationship, the girlfriend cheated with ad writer with the ex-boyfriend. So,it doesn’t sound like it is a good situation over there
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Sounds like the plot to a sit-com.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 27, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions
Also, wouldn’t it be super easy for someone to look up on the “Internet” whether dude played or not.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 27, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions
Maybe he played at a small school in India.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 8:42 AM PST up reply actions
Hollywood Upstairs Medical College doesn’t keep track of these things!
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions
Odds that this guy weighs 125 pounds soaking wet?
-110, I’d say.
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It was fantastic."
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Great work fiatlux!
Then we settled into our seats and that is pretty much where this part of our story ends…
love it. I also appreciate that Texas hitchhiker is next to the wrong way sign. Um, wouldn’t he have better luck facing the other way?
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Excellent DBD
Everything about the Holiday Bowl other than everything on the field after Cal’s first drive of the 2nd half was super fun.
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lol
We then stopped off in South Coast Plaza to do some 1%erish stuff
I don’t think there’s any mall in America more bougie than South Coast Plaza.
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The Bal Harbour mall in Florida is absolutely bonkers. I was uncomfortable even window shopping there.
haha I was going to say
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by CruzinBears on Jan 26, 2012 11:45 PM PST up reply actions
I get really good service in places like this
as soon as I walk in about three people run over to say “can I help you?” Usually before I even get in the door.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 27, 2012 5:48 AM PST up reply actions
Is it good service or damage control???
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions
yes
gotta keep those hoboes out of the store!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:35 AM PST up reply actions
That makes sense
If they’re shoplifting for criminal reasons, they’re more likely to give up and leave.
I’m not sure what the response would be, though, if they’re kleptomaniacs.
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Yeah, that was the whole point… instead of having “code words” for them we just were taught to smother them with service and they would leave. was always funny to watch thieves get upset at the good customer service you were giving them. Some of those folks were determined though.
how would you know?
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if black people came in.
I’M KIDDING!!!
After working in retail for a while you get a pretty good feeling… plus we had “known” rings. They were really quite amazing… if they put as much effort into business as they didn’t into shoplifting schemes they would be rich.
I know you're kidding
but I’ve seen that phenomenon in multiple stores, even those which weren’t trying to hustle me out before I pawed at the merchandise.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:36 AM PST up reply actions
I’ve escorted dozens of thieves out of my building (over the years, not all at once), not a pleasant experience.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
you would be amazed at the schemes people come up with… it’s actually quite impressive. It was sort of like that old cartoon with the sheep dog and the coyote punching into work. We knew they were thieves. They knew we knew… but we still did the dance.
Buildings mainly. Sometimes, parking lots and lobbies.
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Anything they could get their hands on, but power tools were always an popular item.
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you sound like you have a slew of interesting stories. maybe i’m late to the party, but i would like to hear / read them!
But my time machine is broken.
boomtho used it to smuggle goats.
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Are you saying that the goats ate the flux capacitor?
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It distinctly lacks a section for “Dogs’ fashions” in its directory. That is usually a fundamental feature of these types of malls.
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by Berkelium97 on Jan 26, 2012 11:55 PM PST up reply actions
The worst are those people with the dog strollers.
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by Berkelium97 on Jan 27, 2012 12:03 AM PST up reply actions
Not gonna lie I’ve dressed my dog up once (as Mrs. Claus, at the request of my gf for a work holiday party), also not gonna lie, it enabled me to always have a conversation starter that night and now the two gentlemen below have a picture of my dog on their respective iPhones…
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by CruzinBears on Jan 27, 2012 12:20 AM PST up reply actions
Also she looked adorable
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by CruzinBears on Jan 27, 2012 12:27 AM PST up reply actions
Seems scary
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?
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 7:58 AM PST up reply actions
oh my f***
…wowwwww
I mean, F*** MAN.
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What about the Hal Barbour mall?
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Sandy’s fattie cousin
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 7:58 AM PST up reply actions
I like how there is a store called 100% Capri. Wonder what they sell there
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The worst part of panda porn is everything’s in black and white.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Greg Proops made this joke last night! One of the better ones in his set!
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions
I watched Proops in SF when I was a Freshman (I believe) at Cal in 1993. Good times. I don’t recall if he used that joke.
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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 27, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions
How was it?
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Awesome. Entirely worth it just for Tom Lennon and Ben Garant.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
Tell me more.
PS FUCK YOU
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wow…
Every so often, I z-past something and only half read it. Then about 4 seconds later, my brain goes ‘Wait, WHAT?’. This was that post, and I had to do a quick page search for the words ‘panda porn’. So, thank you, YWC for making me think way too long about panda porn.
Cal: Bears with Books.
Your google ad word history just got REALLY interesting…
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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 27, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions
“AndBears? It’s HR on the phone for you. They said IT flagged your work comp and wanted to have a talk…”
Old Toothwrangler
fire them and hire GB IT
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
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taking over google one weird search phrase at a time!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:37 AM PST up reply actions
Panda porn
It’s about 2 o’clock ,and you know how things look in a bar about two o’clock.. well there’s a panda bear and a prostitute sitting together, and the woman asks if he would like to go home with her.. the panda bear looks her over and says sure.. so they go to her place they have a good time and the panda bear gets up to leave, when the prostitute yells ,“where do you think you’re going?” the panda bear answers that he is going home, the woman then explains that she is a prostitute and the panda bear answers that he knows but he is a panda bear.. they can’t see eye to eye on it so they decide to look it up in WEBSTER’s … they look up prostitute: a woman that gets paid for sexual favors, the panda bear answers that yes he knew that, now look up panda bear: a black and white bear that eats bushes and leaves.
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Call girl!
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions
That’s so much longer than the “Eats shoots and leaves” one!
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions
Eats shoots and leaves would have worked better than “bushes” even in Rishi’s joke.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions
You’ll understand once you hit puberty.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions
That’s not your nose…
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
Well, maybe with a comma… Eats, shoots, and leaves :)
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
WHY MUST YOU BE SUCH AN ATOMS?!?!?!?!
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
You fucking said to explain!!!!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions
I don’t even know where to start.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
atoms gonna be atoms!
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by sec119 on Jan 27, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Did you ever read FoxTrot? Paige was babysitting once and gave the kid cake. The kid zipped around the room yelling, “WHEEEEEE!”
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
you put me in stitches YWC!
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by CruzinBears on Jan 27, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
There’s a lot that sucks about major american pro leagues, but keeping that sponsorship crud off the unis is a great thing.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 27, 2012 5:49 AM PST up reply actions
I don’t know. Somehow, the sponsorship crud doesn’t look all that bad on soccer jerseys. Maybe baseball jerseys are too “clean” to have it though.
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I think the rules in baseball may allow a sleeve patch (which includes the manufacturer logo, obv.)
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:39 AM PST up reply actions
It totally looks like crap on soccer jerseys. You’re just used to seeing them there, that’s all.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions
there is a giant URL on the front. is the team’s name bwin.com?
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
so you like the colors better or what? there is just a number on that jersey…i don’t understand what “clean” means i suppose
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
boomtho has trouble knowing which team is which by logos and needs it spelled out
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is that what "clean" means?
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
??
how is a sponsor spelling out which team. i just don’t think the advertising makes them look that weird.
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WHAT DOES CLEAN MEAN
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
so, nothing in particular
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
not too many clashing colors, not too much stuff on the front (i’m pretty indifferent whether it’s a team logo or a corporate sponsor), not too many weird stripes/designs (looking at uo).
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ok so you are using a term that means not dirty to denote something that nobody else on earth understands got it.
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions
that is so clean of you
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
lol an expression that you’ve never heard of must not be understood by other people. got it.
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this definition was highly specific and subjective to boomtho's tastes
not too many clashing colors, not too much stuff on the front (i’m pretty indifferent whether it’s a team logo or a corporate sponsor), not too many weird stripes/designs (looking at uo).
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
relative to boomtho’s friends? i’m in the dark here
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
GoldBlooded, are you cleaning us? Or have you really never cleaned anyone use “clean” in that way before? I’ve got to clean with boomtho on this. You’re clean, he’s right.
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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 27, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
it’s a clean, clean, clean, clean world.
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
When Outkast says they’re clothes are “So Fresh and So Clean” they don’t mean they just did laundry.
Are you dammiting your “they’re” or do we have to get all “WHO ARE CLOTHES???” on you?
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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 27, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
clean, dude
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
MISTA F
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
How would you like to wear these?
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 27, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions
That’s a completely different line of argument than “I like advertising on soccer jerseys”.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
How would you like to wear these?
whatever, i’d love to get paid to play a game.
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We would if we could but we are middle class lifers living the new American Dream, just trying to hang onto the ugly jerseys that we’ve already got.
WE ARE THE 0%
Haven’t heard any complaints from the ladies in our certified pre-owned Sienna with aftermarket leather seats.
WE ARE THE 0%
I dunno, I can’t see that image.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
yay go bwin.com!
Beat Vodaphone!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:39 AM PST up reply actions
i actually don’t mind it. i’m fine with teams making some extra money if it doesn’t bother me and isn’t TOO obnoxious. however, it’s probably another avenue that makes the gap between big/small market teams even bigger…
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That’s probably true, but probably just a transparent version of the same phenomenon here as to luxury boxes and so on?
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:40 AM PST up reply actions
Header
It looks a lot like the current USMNT jersey to me. And I knew it reminded me of their old one and I was right.
Horrible Jerseys
But in looking for old Galaxy jerseys I came across the original MLS jerseys…what were they thinking?
Yeah, the DC UNited ones were the only ones that don’t make me puke
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 27, 2012 7:38 AM PST up reply actions
I love that the signage in the back says UNVEILED!
YES!
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another country heard from!
and you win this thread.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:41 AM PST up reply actions
Twist wants any of these jerseys SO BAD.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions
Kind of, yes.
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Old MLS
I have two old Tamp Bay Mutiny jerseys but they are nowhere near as hideous as those. Still hanging in my closet with my jersey collection.
More hideous the better
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Those aren't bad
And at least they have the team name prominently displayed on the front of the jersey instead of fucking Herbalife.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
wiki sez
Mark Hughes often stated that his mother died of an accidental overdose of prescription diet pills when he was 18, which he claimed was the impetus for founding Herbalife.
Mark Hughes died at age 44 of an accidental overdose of alcohol and doxepin, an anti-depressant.
WE ARE THE 0%
Beautiful.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 28, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
YES PLZ BUY $500 WORTH FROM ME OR ELSE THEY WILL TAKE MY SON
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions
ooooooooooooh
Yeah, if it didn’t have Herbalife right across the front it’d be cool to have one.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions
FA Cup
Everton (Donovan/Howard) v. Fulham (Dempsey) @ 12.
Atoms, you better be watching as an Evertonian.
I’ll follow along on gamecast! :)
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions
dooooooooooooooooom. Most of Everton’s defense are on mortuary slabs, this won’t end well.
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but an equalizer by someone I’ve never heard of
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 27, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
His picture on Wiki is INCREDIBLEDenis Andrés Stracqualursi (born 20 October 1987 in Rafaela) is an Argentine football striker who plays for Everton in the Premier League on loan from Tigre.
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 27, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
Howard Webb completely screwing Everton with that penalty booooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
I guess Sir Alex excused Webb from training today.
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 27, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
that bald fucker!
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 27, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
NICE GOAL
Great cross by Donovan and header by Fallaini (sp)
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
LOL, yes
Fox Soccer commentators felt the need to mention how easy it is to cross the ball to him since you can’t miss his eyebrows.
Donovan’s been pretty involved in both Everton goals. USA! USA! USA!
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EVERTON WINS!
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions
Manchester United v Liverpool at Anfield tomorrow should be a good one to watch.
No ill feelings between the two…none at all…
roommate has convinced me to become a spurs fan, plus why root for the favorite??
"#caltrollgang" - RB
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by Rishi on Jan 27, 2012 6:51 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
I continue to be amazed that The Oatmeal is not blocked at work. This blog post following-up to his SOPA cartoon is pretty neat…
…the animated GIF received coverage from CNN, Sports Illustrated, Forbes, The Guardian, Mashable, Business Insider, MSNBC, and a bumload of other mainstream news sources. It was also trending worldwide on Twitter and according to Tweetmeme it was one of the most tweeted links on earth yesterday.
Why am I telling you this? Because I’m fairly certain getting koala lovemaking on CNN is the highlight of my career and I wanted to share the moment with you.
Cal: Bears with Books.
i keep reading the Bobcats comics. those things never fail to amuse me.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions
tee hee
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions
That’s us at the bar after Guinness. YwC is in the middle. I’m on the right, obv.
Cal: Bears with Books.
YOU SAID YOU’D SAY NOTHING ABOUT MY SLUTTY ORANGUTAN SQUEALING!
Also, that means the one on the left is H Raptor.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions
and obviously i’d love some mango-tinis.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions
I think I had a Mango-tini up in Seattle.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
All right big shot
What’s the man drink in this menu, tell me:
http://longprovincial.com/index.php?page=drinks
I didn’t feel like having a beer.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
Roasted chili martini
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
Maybe. We also ordered one of those.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
Lemongrass martini ~ Vodka, triple sec, lemongrass, fresh lime juice. 7.50
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It’s still a martini. I love mangoes.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
Wrong
The ONLY martini is a gin martini. All others are “vodka martinis”.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Jan 27, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
It’s not again, it always is.
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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 27, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
I don’t think either of those restaurants uses horse meat, Rishi.
Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!
No need. Just order a “martini”. If the bartender askes “gin or vodka”, you spit right in his or her face and yell “that is a stupid effing question!!!”
P.s. this is why Bond always says “Vodka martini, shaken, not stirred” instead of “Martini, shaken, not stirred”.
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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 27, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
Indeed. My fav is a dirty Shapphire gin martini with blue cheese stuffed olives. NOMZ
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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 27, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
hmm, I think the blue cheese stuffed olives is a bit much, but overall I do like a dirty maritni.
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--Thoroughbred
I enjoy the regular olives and the subtle flirt if the bartender gives you bonus olives ;) She’s totally into me, guys! Look at all these olives!
Cal: Bears with Books.
My fav is also dirty gin martini w/ regular olives.
I never noticed the whole extra olives = flirty deal.
Probably a good thing. I only have martinis when I’m out on a date w/ Mrs. Kod.
Old Toothwrangler
The dirty martini becomes dirty when you actually add a little bit of the olive brine into it.
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
Garlic stuffed olives is also acceptable.
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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 27, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
What about pickled onion instead of olive?
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--Thoroughbred
If you go olive-onion-olive-onion I’ll allow it.
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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 27, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions
Do you order a Gibtini or Marson?
FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred
No, but mostly out of ignorance as I don’t know what those are.
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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 27, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
For some reason martinis seem to get me hammered much more quickly than Scotch, which is usually at a higher proof. I think because it is cold, and there are nomz with it, it just goes down faster.
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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 27, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions
Same. I’m more likely to gulp a martini. I always sip Scotch.
DAMMIT! WHY MUST WE BE THE SAME!??!!?
Old Toothwrangler
Thirded.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
A Scot, Ohioan, and a Dentite walk into a bar…
This has the makings of either awesome or awkward…
Old Toothwrangler
Samosas?
CHAAAAAT!!!!!!
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions
Oh shut it. Your signature drink is incredibly fey.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
Psh, whatevs. It was at this neat little Vietnamese/Southeast Asian place, and they had a ton of exotic cocktails on the menu (it seemed to be their… what do you call it? There’s a business term for having something that sets you apart in the market. It’s not competitive advantage, I don’t think… but it’s something kinda like that), so I figured what the hell.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
differentiation?
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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 27, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
That might be it.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
Easier than integrating, that’s for sure.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions
patriarchy bla bla bla
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I don’t judge you, atoms. People should be free to drink whatever they want.
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--Thoroughbred
It’s possible that Kodiak’s comment would be funny and/or clever if I listened to Shakira, but alas.
Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!
Pick a cocktail from the menu smart guy.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions
Look the waitress in the eye. Smile.
“Miss, I’d like a real martini. Can you help me with that, please?”
Old Toothwrangler
BOOOO-RING
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions
I dunno, man. Ordering off-menu isn’t a very mannish thing to do. My fictional martini was delightful, btw.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions
Your post leads me to believe that you and he will not agree on this issue (or many others) and it might be best just to focus our conversational skills elsewhere.
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--Thoroughbred
Silly
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I had a chai-tini in Vegas once… it was delicious!
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
After we decided you were having the mango-tini, I started wondering if a (mango) lassi-tini would be any good. And now I feel racis.
Cal: Bears with Books.
Mmmmmm mango lassis!
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
Combine frozen mango, greek yogurt, bar sugar, a little ice, and vanilla vodka.
Throw into blender.
Now you have an alcoholic mango lassi.
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
I’ll swap mine out for rum. SOUNDS DELICIOUS!
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions
Rum makes more sense to me too.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions
Was it prepared by the amazing chai artisan, Chaikovsky?
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stop trying to make fetch happen!
Cal: Bears with Books.
by AndBears on Jan 27, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I AM VERY WITTY DAMMIT
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Holy shit this is exactly what Twist does!!!
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
Dont act like this is a new revelation
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I had just never thought of it in fetch terms.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
I’ve never seen it, but I just found out a few days ago that Lizzy Caplan’s in it. Should I see it?
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
uh, yes.
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Its happened before
A lot of the idioms here are things I started. Id ont know what Im batting, but its prolly better than any Oakland Athletic!
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Only if you just batted a base 8!
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
Its base 4 in that sport
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your lame pun is tea-ing me off.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
I really don’t think this thread can go anywhere, you might cause everyone to leaf.
Cal: Bears with Books.
Maybe I’ll just go visit Brewins Nation then.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
I thought I had a great contribution, but now it’s scone.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
My music prof strongly advocated this spelling of Tchaikovsky.
Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!
Did he have a reason for it?
Or was he just difficult?
"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."
-- Andrew Latham Smith
It had something to do with French and German transliterations of his name. I can’t remember. I remember doing a little research on the name because I was considering changing my music tags if I agreed with my professor, but google searches didn’t convince me to, so I go by Tchaikovsky.
Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!
You made a good effort there to not use a “.”, but a single character like “z” is still hard to click for people with wrist problems. So, A- for effort, F+ for execution. Here, have a cookie of shame.
Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!
Red sweatshirt of shame?
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
Sark fin soup
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
haha
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:42 AM PST up reply actions
U.S. Economy Grows 2.8%, Less Than Forecast
The U.S. economy expanded less than forecast in the fourth quarter as consumers curbed spending and government agencies cut back, validating the Federal Reserve’s decision to keep interest rates low for a longer period.
Gross domestic product, the value of all goods and services produced, climbed at a 2.8 percent annual pace following a 1.8 percent gain in the prior quarter, Commerce Department figures showed today in Washington. The median forecast of 79 economists surveyed by Bloomberg News called for a 3 percent increase.
Growth was still the fastest since the second quarter of 2010, showing that the world’s largest economy has so far withstood the effects of the credit crisis in Europe. Fed officials this week said they were concerned about the economy’s lack of vigor two years after the last recession ended, prompting a pledge to keep interest rates low into 2014.
"We’re going into 2012 with less momentum than people were thinking," said Michael Hanson, a senior U.S. economist at Bank of America Corp. in New York. "Income growth was modest and the savings rate came down, and those are not sustainable ways to get consumers to contribute going forward."
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So are you saying the economy’s got legs?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
no dummy
that was tax advice!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:43 AM PST up reply actions
yay good news
interest rates will stay at zero until morale improves!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:42 AM PST up reply actions
hawt?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 9:22 AM PST up reply actions
I hear you have to paddle to get there, but it gets really cold. You have to power through it, though, since you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions
I’VE GOT THE CAPACITY TO MAKE A MILLION OF ’EM!
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions
z
It’s well known that some species of fish on the coral reef have adapted to be able to survive the poisonous sea anemone’s sting, which gives them a safe place to hide from predators.
What isn’t so well known is the story of the single fish that decided to be different. One day he swam away from his pretective anemone, in search of some other hiding place.
A first, he swam into a small crevace in the rock, but he very quickly swam out of there, chased by an eel. Then he decided he could hide inside a shell, so he found a nice big one that he liked, but had to retreat from the crab that had got there before him.
Finally, exhaused, he swam into the coral beds, and hid among the brilliant coloured fern-like fronds of the corals.
The next day, when he hadn’t come back to the anemone, some of the other fish decided to go out and look for him. The hunted everywhere for him, but they couldn’t find him. Eventually, just as they had given up, they heard him calling to them. They looked around, but they couldn’t see him anywhere – he was perfectly hidden by the coral.
Finally, he showed himself, and they tried to persuade him to come back home, but he refused – the coral was too good a hiding place to leave.
“After all,” he said, “with fronds like these, who needs anemones?”
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by Rishi on Jan 27, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
The thing about shaggy dog jokes is that I know the beginning is irrelephant so I just skip to the end. : (
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions
Measure the elephant, commission a fridge to be built that has dimensions such that the elephant would fit inside. Open the refrigerator door, put the elephant inside.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
I FORGOT TO CLOSE THE DOOR! I’m wasting so much energy.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
you forgot to check with the local pachyderm refrigeration bureau. You’re going to need a permit, you know.
You know, if you count the number of balls caught by the outfielders, you could find the average number of balls caught permit. Per mitt. Baseball mitt. That’s a thing, right?
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions
rhinocephant. How do you catch a unicorn?
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
You can’t because they don’t exist!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions
ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahaaha YOU WIN!
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions
So’s a queue at a bar that winds around potted plants placed in inconvenient locations.
Why is a corn field a terrible place to tell secrets? There are ears everywhere!
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
elephino!
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Thank you :)
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
o rly?
I’ll just link this image. It’s what you think it is.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
I didn’t say they couldn’t have elephant/rhinoceros sex. I just said the resulting fertilization (if it even happened) would not result in a viable offspring, what you call an elephino.
I believe I called it a rhinocephant. Raptor called it an elephino. We all look alike to you, don’t we?!
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
No, Raptor was funnier.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
Ooops I meant punnier.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
but if they did, it would be a rodent, right?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
I'm going to rec this
just for the effort of typing these in.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:43 AM PST up reply actions
I’d put this somewherein the middle of your album. Not the greatest, but not relegated to filler either.
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--Thoroughbred
Good beat, easy to dance to… 75!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:43 AM PST up reply actions
Photoshop?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
Well, this is all very nice
7-year old writes letter to Kyle Williams
He was crying, saying of Kyle Williams, with the distinct sobs of a seven-year-old between each word, “But… why… did he… have to… fumble?”
[…]
Trying to get his son to stop crying, Michael asked him, “If you feel this way, how sad do you think Kyle Williams is?”
Owen paused a second, then asked his dad, “Can I write him a letter to make him feel better?”
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by Rishi on Jan 27, 2012 7:22 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
Awwwww
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 8:00 AM PST up reply actions
I’ll rec it! (This is how my mom always rationalized tough Cal losses for me and my sister growing up)
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jan 27, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
note
the enclosed white powder may not be cocaine!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:44 AM PST up reply actions
A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down and order a “Bicardi and………………………………………… cola”
Bartender asks, whats with the huge pause??? Polar Bear says “These? Born with’em….”
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I have no idea what any of this means
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 27, 2012 7:39 AM PST up reply actions
I screwed up the joke, let's move on
There were two sisters, one called Petal and one called Fridge. One day, Petal asks her parents, “Why did you call me Petal?” and they replied “Because when you were a baby, a petal fell on you.” And then Fridge says “bllaaarrarararraraaarg”.
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I feel really bad for having laughed at this.
/might have bumped Little K’s head into the changing table right after cutting the cord
Old Toothwrangler
It’s okay, Ragscub launched herself off the changing table, sumersaulted and landed flat on her back (instead of a crushing head wound – I cried for like 1/2 day. ). She’s still very smart.
Cal: Bears with Books.
Yikes!!!!! It sounds like changing tables need railings.
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--Thoroughbred
You can’t bubble-wrap the world sec119!
(they actually tell you not to walk away from the changing table for a reason… But the closet was just outside arms length…)
Cal: Bears with Books.
Yeah. I think we had a velcro strap on ours. Didn’t need it for Little K.
I was ready to permanently wrap PTB in a velcro jumper and just stick her places to reduce the ensuing disasters.
Old Toothwrangler
got to be honest...
when i first read that all i really saw was this
I think we had a velcro strap on
so so this
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
Seriously, AndBears told me you need an away victory first
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
thank god. little else is going right for raptor.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 28, 2012 2:10 AM PST up reply actions
yup
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 28, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions
He’s always forgetting the B12!!!
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--Thoroughbred
So sad. B12 is like the girl next door in the vitamin world. Not the girl you party want to party with, but the one you need to take care of you.
Old Toothwrangler
pqtm well done
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jan 31, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
crazy how durable kids are. Little Miss Fire Starkey once walked straight off our bed (about a 30 inch drop) and kept walking without even noticing. Another time, climbing on the monkey bars, she slipped and fell between 2 bars, didn’t even faze her…
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 27, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions
As a third grader, I fell off the monkey bars and broke my arm and didn’t tell anyone until my mom noticed that I was trying to eat with my left hand.
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I broke my left arm twice within 1 1/2 years. First time I fell off the seesaw. Second one was a fall of my skateboard down a steep hill.
"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906
For all the crazy things I did as a kid, I didn’t break any bones
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
I fractured my wrist rollerblading (90s!). I had a pink cast.and I almost died choking on bubble gum… Otherwise made it through childhood okay!
Cal: Bears with Books.
I broke my arm when I was 4ish after my brother pushed me off a stool because he wanted the ice cream first.
I fractured my wrist when I was 11ish when my friend thought two-hand touch football on asphalt meant tackle football.
Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!
Or the main character in the movie Breakable.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
my little sister broke her same arm twice… falling off her bike. on new years day both times in successive years.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
no, cuz then her friends couldn’t sign it!
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions
And yet Aziz Ansari cant take a little bowling ball to the hand!
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GREAT EP LAST NIGHT!!!
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OWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEE
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 27, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
Was it like a cartoon where she didn’t fall until she looked down?
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions
Why did Helen Keller’s dog kill itself? You would too if your name was “ughlechhhurrrrr”.
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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 27, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions
Why can’t Hellen Keller drive? Because she’s a woman dead, obvi.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions
What do weathermen do when it rains? Get wet.
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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 27, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions
A horse walks into a bar.
Several people get up and leave because they realize the potential danger of the situation.
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Rishi walks into a bar
Bartenders refuse to serve him because he expects them to make him custom drinks.
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A man walks into a bar of soap that is quite large considering that a man was able to walk into it and not over it or just onto it.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
why did helen keller’s dog commit suicide?
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions
You would too if your name was "ughlechhhurrrrr"?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions
good
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions
i know the answer to a joke made 4 lines above! YAY
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions
I don't even
Why did Helen Keller’s dog kill itself? You would too if your name was "ughlechhhurrrrr".
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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 27, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions
what is this
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions
good
here is your reward
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
Stop with the Hellen Keller jokes
She has a rough childhood.
Her parents punished her by moving furniture.
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did you know helen keller had the world’s largest scale-model dollhouse of buckingham palace in her backyard?
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
plays by sense of smell?
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
I thought they nailed doorknobs all over the walls.
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--Thoroughbred
That sounds mean.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
um, stupid question. what is a helen keller?
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
she was also tackled in MRF’s game of touch football gone wrong?
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
lol
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions
I'm still trying to figure this out.
Base 8…`
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Basically, he scored two grand slams.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, I’m trying to make the connection.
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So in base 10
You have 10 digits. So if you counted upwards from 7, it would go 7, 8, 9 (Seven ate nine lololol)
In base 8, you have 8 digits (0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7).
If you count upwards from 7 in base 8, it’s 7,10,11.
#waytoomucheffort
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-73/10
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 27, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions
I think you should’ve refused to acknowledge that you’d made the joke after such a monumental screwup.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions
No, its why is 10 afraid of 7.
Bc 7 8 9.
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Why would 6 be afraid is 7 ate 9? 10 would be afraid, bc 10 is after 9.
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Why
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Yeah, but 6 is an upside down 9 so it should be more like why is 6 afraid of L since L is kind of like an upside down 7.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions
WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP WORLD DO I LIVE IN
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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar and the bartender says “Why the long face?” She informs him that switching the Geico saved her no money at all.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions
A magician was walking down the street, then he turned into a grocery store
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When isn’t a car a car? When it turns into a parking lot.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions
How about when it turns into a driveway or a side street?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
-10.474
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
I didn’t say “When is the only time ever in the history of cars a car not a car?”!
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
Open the fridge, take out the elephant?
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
My answer was related!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions
Gladly. I’m not vegetarian, so I can eat those.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions
My co-workers enjoyed them. But that was before I told them that they were COOKIES OF SHAME!!!!
Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!
I have no shame when it comes to delicious, delicious cookies.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions
Shave it?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
Troll it?
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
How about a loofah?
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
When is a joke not a joke?
When it contributes to unlawful discriminatory harassment.
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Dude most of this DBD is just bad puns.
Im just replying to Rishis comments bc its where my wheel o Z landed me, not specific criticism of Rishi
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so… best DBD evair?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions
To expand
This is how we are CGB. A lot of DBDs end up revolving around two or three primary topics. We had a lot of bad puns in this one. Sometimes it’s cars. Sometimes, it’s Jumbacos.
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I just dont like to see Yes We cannon happy
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I followed this whole string up
what is this i don’t even
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:45 AM PST up reply actions
NorCar to debut SUPER Wi-Fi:
Lucky residents of Wilmington, N.C., will be the first in the nation to have access to a “Super Wi-Fi” network.
Officials from New Hanover County, N.C., announced today that they had become the first in the United States to deploy a mobile data network on so-called “white spaces” spectrum that the Federal Communications Commission first authorized for unlicensed use in 2008. The county was able to make a quick transition in using the spectrum for a mobile data network because it was the first to successfully transition from analog to digital television.
RELATED: FCC approves first white spaces database, device
FLASHBACK: FCC takes ‘free love’ approach to white spaces spectrum
“Super Wi-Fi” is essentially a buzzword created by the FCC to describe mobile data networks that run over the white spaces spectrum. The spectrum band’s low frequency allows for signals to travel farther and penetrate more walls than traditional Wi-Fi networks.
Television “white spaces” are pieces of unlicensed spectrum that are currently unused by television stations on the VHF and UHF frequency bands and that have long been seen as prime spectrum for unlicensed wireless Internet services. In 2008, the FCC, then headed by former Chairman Kevin Martin, voted to let carriers and other vendors deploy devices in white space spectrum that operates unlicensed at powers of 100 milliwatts, as well as on white space channels adjacent to existing television stations at powers of up to 40 milliwatts.
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I at first just assumed you’d misspelled “NorCal”.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions
Really, NorCar?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
NinersNation looks at he depth chart:
Yesterday afternoon I wondered over to 49ers.com to check out something on the 49ers roster and noticed they had switched everybody over to the active roster. They no longer list players on the practice squad or on injured reserve. Rather, every player is listed as active. This includes all potential free agents, who technically remain under a sort of team control until the start of the new year.
Once free agency and the draft happen, we spend much of the offseason breaking down the roster and trying to figure out various permutations of the 53-man roster and the practice squad. Given the quantity of 49ers free agents this year, I thought I’d put together the current depth chart based on the existing roster, minus all impending free agents. The only exceptions are Tramaine Brock and Will Tukuafu. They are listed as exclusive rights free agents which means they have to sign the contract the 49ers give them or sit out of the NFL.
Some of the recent Future/Reserve contract guys are listed at tackle or linebacker or safety, and I just sort of slotted them in somewhere. While several of the names after the jump will not make the final 53-man roster in seven months, there are some intriguing talents that could make for some intriguing training camp battles. WR Dontavia Bogan and CB Curtis Holcomb are both extremely intriguing coming off season-ending injuries in 2011. Both have been rehabbing all season long and just based off their comments on twitter, they are already pumped for training camp.
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S*** Berkeley Students Don't Say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_g5fkC3ZYc
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Def some good ones in there
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That one was my fave.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
What is the deal with all these “Shit [insert group] say”? I see that it’s popular and people are copying it, but because of that I refuse to watch any of them.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 27, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions
It’s very much like “My New Haircut”. It eventually got adapted into every single edition (Asian, Irish, etc)
That said, I’ve seen quite a few that I’ve enjoyed.
And I’ve also seen plenty that were not creative at all.
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This one’s pretty funny though.
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--Thoroughbred
“Yah I totally shave my legs”
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 27, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions
Ripping on Bear Walkers!?!?!?!
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 27, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions
“I really want to walk to Clark Kerr right now.”
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions
“Kips has such a great vibe” AHAHA
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
let's go eat naan and curry and then go for a run!
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It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Sactown Royalty discusses Kings problems, most notably living in Sacramento!
As a Kings fan, this may be the most frustrated I’ve been with the team. In 2008-09, our worst year in franchise history, I was less frustrated and more resigned to the fact that this was a terrible team that needed to be bad before it got better. Three years later however, and we’re not much better.
I didn’t think going into this year that we’d be a playoff team. There are just way too many good teams in the West, and the Kings overall lack of experience really hurts in that department. I was disappointed with our offseason, but still thought the team had improved and added much needed depth. I had also hoped for continued growth from franchise centerpieces Tyreke Evans, Marcus Thornton and DeMarcus Cousins.
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SSR talks Pau Gasol:
In many ways, Pau Gasol is out of place as an NBA player. He’s been blessed with the pre-requisite gifts of length, agility, and athleticism in varying degrees, but his mentality is different than 90% of the players who don an NBA uniform. The normal NBA player is aggressive by nature. Pau Gasol is not. The normal NBA player is typically masculine, with huge biceps and tree trunks for legs that allow the player to absorb contact and fly through the air. Pau Gasol is wispy by comparison.
The normal NBA player does much of what he does by instinct. Pau Gasol does not. Pau Gasol is a thinker, not a doer. That’s not to say he doesn’t do anything. Doers think and thinkers do. It’s a matter of priority, and Pau Gasol’s first priority is always to have his actions well thought out. This is why so many of Pau Gasol’s opportunities with the basketball wind up the same. He’ll catch the ball, turn and face his defender, and wait. He’s thinking, analyzing the court, trying to determine which of the vast array of moves in his arsenal would be most appropriate for the situation. Many times, the most appropriate outcome is to move the ball elsewhere, and Pau Gasol is true to his analytical nature every single time.
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Clips win:
The Los Angeles Clippers roared out of the gate tonight, using first quarter runs of 9-0 and 11-0 to build a 16 point lead at 29-13 over the Memphis Grizzlies. But when Rudy Gay banked in a half court shot at the end of the quarter (the Clippers really need to work on their half court shot defense, this is happening too much) it seemed to shift the momentum to Memphis, as they went on a 15-0 across the quarter break to cut the lead all the way down to a single point just three minutes into the second quarter. And the game was close the rest of the way.
Give the Clippers credit. They took a body blow from Memphis when they lost that lead, but they never panicked. Memphis was able to grab the lead a few times, but the Clippers always responded, and eventually LA took control down the stretch for a 98-91 win.
Memphis did what they do to get back into the game. They played pressure defense and forced turnover after turnover. The Clippers, who’ve been one of the most reliable teams with the ball this season, committed 13 first half turnovers which is way too many. A helter skelter first quarter masked the issue a bit. Memphis matched the Clippers turnover for turnover (each team had seven). But the Clippers were making 63% of their shots to 33% for the Grizzlies, so no it was easy to ignore the turnover problem. When Memphis started making some shots while continuing to force multiple turnovers, the game got close. As I pointed out in the preview, that’s what they do; that’s how they win. The Clippers took a one point lead into the locker room at halftime.
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FearTheFIn talks Sharks 4th line:
This past offseason Sharks General Manager Doug Wilson revamped his fourth line in an attempt to get younger, stronger, and more responsible on his lower lines. Scott Nichol and Jamal Mayers were let go after their contracts expired due to what was presumably an increase in age and lack of mobility, while midseason trade acquisition Ben Eager was also left unsigned following a playoff series against Vancouver that saw him take unnecessary penalties and manage to lose his cool.
Former Worcester Sharks centerman Andrew Desjardins was promoted to full time duties after a strong postseason with the big club, winger Andrew Murray was signed in the offseason, and Brad Winchester made good on his training camp tryout with the club to lock down the final spot on that previously vacant fourth line.
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It’s ok. Your original post was still helpful. Not that I stood up.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 8:29 AM PST up reply actions
My solution
Buy a 32 ounce Nalgene water bottle. Fill it up and constantly drink from it.
You’ll automatically have to get up and walk around.
Also, if you’re going to shoot a quick e-mail to someone down the hall… walk and see them in person.
Finally, go for a 15 minute walk after you eat lunch urrday
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If you WFH
Feel free to walk around while on calls. I like to walk up and down my stairs to get my blood pumping.
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
That works. Even standing while on the phone works if you have a desk job.
I have yet to convince my boss that we should have meetings while walking down the hall West Wing style… one day!
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I occasionally do my 1:1 meetings with my boss as a walk outside!
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions
do you also have a notepad and struggle to take notes while walking? cuz i do it, it just gets awk quickly.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions
no!
our 1:1’s when we do this are much more development focused than work focused.
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“So, boomtho, what do you hope to get out of this unpaid internship?”
“Um… I’m a paid full-time employee…”
“Haha, you’re a riot, now go get me some strippers and coffee”
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by Rishi on Jan 27, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
There have to be lots of assistants running up to you guys asking for your signatures on things too.
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--Thoroughbred
One tech guy saw the box of whey protein at my desk and asked for some fitness tips. As I was talking, I got interrupted by some other folks…
Who don’t look like they should be giving any fitness advice.
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They could be solid at giving advice as to what doesn’t work, such as “eating a Chipotle burrito 20 mins before bed does NOT help!”
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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 27, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions
“I only eat white things. White bread, egg whites, vanilla ice cream…I’ve totally lost a pound, look!”
Cal: Bears with Books.
So RACIS!!!1
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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 27, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions
“I don’t think it’s in the best interest to paint the horseshoe in a negative light, I really don’t,” Irsay told reporters, referring to the team’s longtime logo. “The horseshoe always comes first, and I think one thing he’s always known, because he’s been around it so long, is that, you know, you keep it in the family. If you’ve got a problem you talk to each other, it’s not about campaigning or anything like that.”
The comments suggest there is a rift between Manning and Irsay, who is just six weeks from a deadline to pay the four-time league MVP a $28 million bonus or risk losing him as a free agent. And it all blew up in public on a day the team desperately wanted attention focused on Chuck Pagano, the Ravens’ defensive coordinator who takes over as head coach with a host of problems to address.
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Totally gone. Hell be pitching for the As in 2 months. And pitching for the Orioles 3 months after that
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Can’t read all of that—-I think the last cell says “I don’t understand Chinese”.
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yeah, and it’s the wrong “know.” shouldn’t it be hui instead of zhidao?
by the federer express on Jan 27, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions
Author must have used Google translate
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 27, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
I believe you are correct, sir
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by ikoolykedat on Jan 27, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions
Of course, dude
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hui = can, but yeah, I think it should be hui shuo. I barely recognize anything anymore though. :(
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
It would be better to use “dong,” for “understand.”
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
wo bu dong jung wun?
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 27, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
Yes!
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
You tell the story!
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
You tell the whole damn world!
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions
General’s Tsao’s dong
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 27, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
I thought General Tsao’s was chicken? What have I been eating all these years?
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 27, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
wo bu dong jung wun?
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 27, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
Pretty much, bro.
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 27, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 27, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
xiexie
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions
awesome shirt
I have this. note: that is not me.
by the federer express on Jan 27, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions
hahahahah exactly
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions
it’s one of my favorite shirts. saw it in a Wong Fu video and decided I had to track it down. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC_ycDO66bw
by the federer express on Jan 27, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions
ancient Chinese secret
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 9:22 AM PST up reply actions
I'll try
panel 1: what date (year) is this?
2: we should get away from here
3: I agree
5: what the heck are you doing?
6 (can’t read teh first two characters) I don’t know Chinese [yes ironic]
by the federer express on Jan 27, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
I actually have to get work done today, so I’ll just leave this here and wish everyone a happy Friday. (Perhaps vintage, but still awesome)
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
I forgot a header!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Jan 27, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions
It’s okay, it’s so pretty we won’t care if we get fired. (GET IT)
Cal: Bears with Books.
by AndBears on Jan 27, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
as part of the cal troll gang, you’re going to start a flame war, aren’t you
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions
Damn it! I guess that was the obvious next place to go.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions
i really expected this thread to heat up a bit, but i guess it’s been a long week and everybody is pretty fried.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions
If I re-ignite this thread, would you guys rake me over the coals for it?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
Uh oh, we’re entering rerun territory.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 7:41 PM PST up reply actions
My bad actually
The previous one apparently was cow-themed, not BBQ-themed :)
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions
easy to click on header
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions
easy to click on header where i can see the picture
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions
HAHA THIS PICTURE IS AWESOME
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 27, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions
Who keeps the metric system down?!
6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 27, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
TOTALLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK, DUDE
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hey homer!
I can see your doodle!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:49 AM PST up reply actions
Golddernit I was gonna post that.
So instead I’ll add that it is also a grill:
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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 27, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions
I want this!
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 27, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions
It is only 24 inches side and 16 inches off the ground, so good for a firepit, lousy for a grill.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Jan 27, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions
Not too shabby for a tailgate grill. Might be pretty heavy and tough to lug around tho
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 27, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions
50 lbs = bad for tailgate. Would be pretty awesome, tho.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Jan 27, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions
I know I'm a debbie downer and all
but using this in your backyard may invite citations from BAAQMD if you’re not careful. Won’t it?
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"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres
by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:49 AM PST up reply actions
Only if you use it on a Spare the Air Day
Otherwise, probably not.
"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."
-- Andrew Latham Smith
this
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 28, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions
I can make burnt coffee too!!
Howard Schulz made $65M last year
Starbucks chief executive officer Howard Schultz was paid more than $65 million in fiscal year 2011, including salary, bonuses and stock options.
That places Schultz in the exclusive club of executives earning at least $50 million per year.
Schultz earned a base pay of $1.4 million, a bonus of $2.9 million, and a “long-term incentive” of $12 million, according to Starbucks’ proxy statement filed with Securities and Exchange Commission on Thursday. That “direct compensation” totals nearly $16.4 million.
"#caltrollgang" - RB
Roasted!
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
not a coffee nerd
do these complaints imply that the beans are burned during roasting, or that the coffee itself is burned during the brewing/from sitting around too long?
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"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres
by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:50 AM PST up reply actions
Burned during roasting, I believe.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Yeah, Starbucks replaces brewed coffee every 30 mins or something like that.
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 28, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
(sigh) Chiefs refusing to Pay Haley
Man, tough offseason for KC fans.
They might very well be, according to a tweet from Arizona radio reporter Mike Jurecki. He tweets that he is hearing the Chiefs are refusing to pay the final year of Haley’s contract for cause. This has not been confirmed. If that is the case, it means the Chiefs are saying they fired Haley for a specific reason that was problematic to the team, and that they don’t feel like they should have to abide by the contract. Former Oakland owner Al Davis had similar interactions with some coaches he fired.
http://espn.go.com/blog/afcwest/post/_/id/39262/chiefs-refusing-to-pay-haley#comment
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 27, 2012 9:48 AM PST reply actions
When does DJ Foster announce?
And who is on top of it?
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 27, 2012 9:53 AM PST reply actions
10:45 am. Expect ASU.
TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse
INOES!
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions
I KNOWS!
TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse
ANUS!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions
I read that to myself in the Borat voice.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions
ASU is dead to me ever since they ditched Sparky
Easily coolest mascot in the Pac (behind Oskinator of course)
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 27, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions
Well at least off their helmet.
I also liked Wilbur Wildcat, but damn PC crowd took away his six shooter!
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 27, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions
ASU’s team was at one point “The Normals”?!
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions
They ditched him? I know he’s not as prominent in their branding with the new uniforms but I thought he was still around…
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions
All fear Mandrake!
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 27, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions
I’d like to see a Power Rangers version of Oski
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 27, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
Are those Air Huaraches?
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
Thanks for the header.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
we have no nobel prize winners
so here’s a douchebag in a ridiculous costume!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:51 AM PST up reply actions
I’m expecting CALIFORNIA BABY
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions
STREAM YO http://www.foxsportsarizona.com/pages/prepzone
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions
if he’s going to ASU, then yes. if he’s coming to cal then NO IT IS PERFECT
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions
Did nobody see the front page post n this?
In the Game of Trolls, you either troll or you die.
CaliforniaGoldenBlogs: Read It | Follow It | Like It | Wear It
what is this “front page” you speak of?
Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!
by Fire Starkey on Jan 27, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
THE PERSONAL DECISIONS OF 17 YEAR OLDS IS EXTREMELY CRITICAL AND IMPORTANT!!!!!
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions
WRITING IN ALL CAPS NEGATES THE NEED TO CONCERN ONESELF WITH GRAMMATICAL INCONSISTENCIES
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions
I will let you all know what belt he’s wearing and if it matches his shoes
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 27, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions
he picked ASU
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 27, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
BTW
I will back fiat up on those fish tacos. They were fantastic. Hmmm, fish tacos for lunch sounds pretty good…
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 10:01 AM PST reply actions
mmmm, fish tacos at Casa Bernal in Berkeley. Fried or grilled.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions
The fried ones at Picante are great, very light and tasty.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
the fired ones at pochaco are grape, larry fight, and pasty.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
I should stop by there and try those at some point…
by puresilence on Jan 27, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions
Nope, grilled.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions
Southbay Fish Tacos---must try
Dia de Pesca in San Jose- Steven’s Creek/San Carlos and Bascom
Easily the best seafood tacos in the bay area. Dudes in classical chef whites cooking out of stationary food trucks. Right around the corner from Falafel Drive In but way better (Drive In is still good).
Another place I haven’t been in ages, but I live nowhere near Falafel Drive In anymore. Sads.
FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred
I believe
it’s very difficult to screw up fish tacos.
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"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres
by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:51 AM PST up reply actions
Who runs this hoe stable?
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah bitch I got my Now and Later gators on
I’m bout to show you how my pimp hand is way strong
Your dead wrong if ya think that pimpin’ gon’ die
Twelve piece with a hundred hoes by my side
WE ARE THE 0%
by zoonews on Jan 27, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Pocahontas is lookin GOOOOOOOD
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 27, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
NALA IS SOOOO DREAMY
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 27, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions
…………………
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
eww, i aint no pedo. I’m thinking about cougar Nala
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 27, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
It is appropriate that this arouses you because your name is zoonews.
Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!
that is actually a common mistake. his handle is actually “Swen O. Oz” bacwards, which is his real name.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions
They are Norwegian?
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 27, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
no i think he’s mostly cherokee/hill people
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
false you are AMERICAN
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
Scotch eggs are yummy.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
And so good for you!
True story: at the last wine tasting my wife and I went to, the chef specially made for us scotch eggs because he knows we like them so much. Scotch eggs and wine, NOMZ!
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Jan 27, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
We really need an Ohio HH.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
Is the Cal-stanfurd MBB game on TV here? If so, perhaps a happy hour at said place that makes Scotch eggs.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Jan 27, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
Sounds good to me, but I’m not sure about the television status.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
wurt? scotch can make babies?
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 27, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
I’m pretty sure DC Trojan has kids.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Jan 27, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
Two girls. Delightful characters, borderline geniuses, and cute as all get out. (And before anyone else bothers: yes they get the first two from their mother)
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
you’re pretty sexy DC, don’t sell yourself short
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 27, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
He implied that he was cute!
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
Wooooooooo! And that was before I dropped weight!
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
BRB, getting you a martini with extra olives.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
Damn. On to plan B.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
You have 72 hours!
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 28, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions
you cut him deep
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 27, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions
Overheard at DC Trojan's house
daughter: “Am I smart, Daddy?”
DC Trojan: “Borderline.”
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Jan 27, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions
Cause you keep pushin my love
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
Flagged
Cuz now I’ve got Madonna stuck in my head.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
whatever mr auto-racing organization butthole
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
ahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahah LEAVE MY REAL NAME OUT OF THIS
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
LULZ
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
This movie must have started at least a dozen thousand beastiality and furry fetishes.
TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse
wut you mean by ‘started’?
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 27, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
Rule 34!
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
lol these are awesome
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions
Princess from the Princess and the Frog
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
shiny recruit of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Brandon Beaver
Wheeels up to the Bay …..#CalGang whaddup?
45 minutes ago
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 10:06 AM PST reply actions
SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions
B B B BBBBBBBBB BEAVER BOYS! BBBB BBBBBB BBEEEEEEAVER BOYS!
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
BEAVER BOUNCE
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
MAGNUS MAGNUS
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse
Is that a storyboard for Extremely Loud and Incredibly Nerdy?
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions 7 recs
this might be the best joke you’ve ever made
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
First place in a class of one!
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"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres
by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:53 AM PST up reply actions
that's funny
but flagged because they used those damned modern figures with operable elbows and knees. Kenner never stooped to that level!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:52 AM PST up reply actions
Chihuahua likely to die after man hits it with golf club
A Riverside County man who allegedly hit a stray Chihuahua with a golf club, sending the small dog through the air, was arrested for suspicion of animal cruelty Thursday, authorities said.
The incident happened after two dogs, the Chihuahua and a poodle mix, became loose in the area of High Ridge Circle in Perris while their owner was at work, according to the Riverside County Sheriff’s Department.
According to investigators, Larry Edward Jaurequi, 58, of Menifee, grabbed a golf club and then approached the two dogs when they wandered into a cul-de-sac around 2:15 p.m.
“Without reason or cause, the male swung the club against the Chihuahua as if driving a golf ball off its tee. The force of the swing sent the animal flying through the air,‘’ sheriff’s authorities said in a statement released to the press. "The suspect was preparing for a second swing when he was stopped by people that had just witnessed his acts.’’
seriously…what a buzzkill
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 27, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
hard to believe that Chihuahuas were originally bred as food
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 27, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
Frank Lloyd Wright legos
OK, I may actually be a 12 year old, but these were crazy fun!
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 27, 2012 10:34 AM PST reply actions
suh-WEET!
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
U has Lego Technic?
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
what’s that?
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 27, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
similar parts but more complicated
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
Seems cool, but I just like the architecture ones
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 27, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
How about this robot?
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
RB that is a mechanized transport not a robot.
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
Is this robot?
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
no that is a starship capable of making the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
And those parsecs mean it can travel at light speed closer to stars than other ships because a parsec is a unit of distance and that is a perfectly reasonable explanation of why they’d devise their kessel run metric in terms of parsecs.
Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!
by MR.F. on Jan 27, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
LEAVE THE EXPANDED UNIVERSE OUT OF THIS!
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 27, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
YOU’LL ALLOW US TO DISCUSS GRAND ADMIRAL THRAWN AND YOU’LL LIKE IT!
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
When George Lucas passes, someone needs to make the Thrawn/Pellaeon movies.
That would be bad*ss.
Old Toothwrangler
If they do this I hope they make Thrawn a normal human. There was no need for an alien Imperial commander even though I understand there have now been 5,450 extended universe novels explaining all that.
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"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres
by natteringnabob on Jan 29, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
The Chiss are as close to humans as you could get. Besides, his non-humanness explains how he wasn’t commanding the entire fleet even though he was clearly the most brilliant strategic mind.
/nerd
well that's the thing
if their so bloody humanlike, there’s no point to making an alien that throws out the Emperor/Empire’s humanocentrism.
And it’s a giant bureaucracy, there’s no reason for that convoluted reason for him to be off doing something. Capable subordinate shows up superiors once too often, assigned to Greenland radar station command. QED.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 29, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions
Han Solo claimed that his Millennium Falcon “made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs”. A parsec was a unit of distance, not time. Solo was not referring directly to his ship’s speed when he made this claim. Instead, he was referring to the shorter route he was able to travel by skirting the nearby Maw black hole cluster, thus making the run in under the standard distance. By moving closer to the black holes, Solo managed to cut the distance down to about 11.5 parsecs.[source?] The smuggler, BoShek, actually beat Solo’s record in his ship, Infinity, but without cargo to weigh him down. A few months later, Han Solo beat both his own and BoShek’s records in a run he made with Luke Skywalker.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
except that the distance IS the point in a 12k. imagine that you found a quicker route to school that took you through old man perkins’ junkyard that the other children had to walk around.
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
it does if you take a sip from his magic jug
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions
sorry
indian things, girls, drinks that don’t make you fat, clothes
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions
wow that’s a pretty great deal! I already have one plus a Staub though :(
FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred
what’s special about these? they look like regular old pots to me.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
IF YOU BUY THIS WHITE PEOPLE WILL THINK HIGHLY OF YOU
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
They hold heat better than a metal pot and you can stick them in the oven. So, very useful for stews, braising, and things in general where you brown meat and then add liquid.
FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred
oh ok thx.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
They are regular old cast iron pots except they have been painted by Frenchies and that paint costs 10x the amount of the underlying pot.
WE ARE THE 0%
hahaha
Vosotros should get one.
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"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres
by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:54 AM PST up reply actions
We already have a huge one that we use all the time and a smaller one that is shaped like a heart that we use every now and then.
WE ARE THE 0%
Then voces are all set!
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"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres
by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 10:52 PM PST up reply actions
wow that’s a pretty great deal! I already have one plus a Staub though :(
So eerie.
I have a Le Creuset and a Staub…
Duuuuuude.
Old Toothwrangler
Did you make boeuf bourgogne last night to let it stew overnight for today’s dinner?
FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred
Found a new dumpling place off a rec from the lady who cuts my hair. This place makes dumplings fresh to order and also does hand-pulled noodles. Damn. Awesome.
Brought home extra xiao long bao and steamed them fresh last night.
Om nom!
Old Toothwrangler
i love you autoracingbutthole. i just bought one blue and one gold <3
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
That is a full 9 qt capacity that you bought!
FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred
nm. the dark blue sold out as i was checking out. most lame.
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
i can’t wait to put coq au vin in this pot and then eat it after applying heat to it for some time.
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
i love coq au vin. I LOVE STUFFING IT GREEDILY INTO MY MOUTH!
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
I love both of you
also, Cugel apparently missed these chances to make some derogatory comment about SW.
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"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres
by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:54 AM PST up reply actions
I am slightly ashamed to admit I got that for Christmas last year. My wife asked what me I wanted, and I said “Lego” as a joke, but she called my bluff and got this anyway.
I did have fun assembling it with my daughter.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
I would not in any way be ashamed to admit that I got that for next Christmas.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
sounds like a bad rap video
Cashmere Rules Everything Around Me?
/worst pun of the day?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions
Today was a Goat Day?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions
Goat at Me Dog?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions
I Goat 5 On it?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions
(Named for Farmers Blvd in Queens where LL Cool J grew up.)
(Also A Tribe Called Quest.)
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Fu-Gee-Lamb?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions
lol ok.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions
Shephard’s Delight?
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
bah
*Shepherd’s
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions
z
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the
second hole when he notices a billy goat standing next to the green. He
thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, “Baahh. 9
Iron” The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. " Baahh. 9 Iron."
He looks at the billy goat and decides to prove him wrong, puts his
other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the
cup. He is shocked.
He says to the billy goat, “Wow that’s amazing. You must be a lucky
goat, eh?” The billy goat reply’s " Baahh. Lucky goat."
The man decides to take the billy goat with him to the next hole. “What
do you think goat?” the man asks. " Baahh. 3 wood."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled
and doesn’t know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the
best game of golf in his life and asks the billy goat, “OK where to
next?” The billy goat reply, " Baahh. Las Vegas."
So, they go to "Las Vegas and the guy says, “OK goat, now what?” The
billy goat says, " Baahh. Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette
table, the man asks, " What do you think I should bet?" The billy goat
replies, " Baahh. $3000,black 6."
Now, this is a million to one shot to win, but after the golf game, the
man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across
the table.
The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. Once in
the hotel room the man says “Goat, I don’t know how to repay you. You’ve
won me all this money and I am forever grateful.” “Just name it and it
is yours.” The billy goat replies, " Baaah, Kiss Me."
He figures why not, since after all the goat did for him, he deserves
it. With a kiss, the billy goat turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
“…. And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room.”
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
by Rishi on Jan 27, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
When I Zed down here I mixed up your comment with Ragnarok’s name since it was right below.
It still made perfect sense, though
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THAT IS NOT A ROBOT
TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse
Is this robot?
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
Kuat Drive Yards
Imperial Star Destroyer Mk. I
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:55 AM PST up reply actions
What? You were planning on heading into the city to pick up some power converters?
Old Toothwrangler
He can waste time with goldblooded later! If he doesn’t get the moisture vaporaters on the north ridge online before midday there’ll be hell to pay!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 29, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
Uhmmm you would never go into the city to pick up power converters … you have to go into Toshii Station for those …
Toshi station is the place for that. Content NSFW.
The Robie House was a tad pricey, but Fallingwater and the Guggenheim I got as gifts
6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 27, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions
2 FUN FACTS
1) a group of us went in a bought Fallingwater for (female) structural engineer friend. We are the greatest of friends.
2) I am related to Frank Lloyd Wright. (Grandmother’s cousin)
Cal: Bears with Books.
WOW that is an AWESOME fun fact
6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 27, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
Did you remodel your kitchen to be 3 feet wide?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
I’m not related to anyone famous! The closet I can come is a dubious claim of relation to Confederate general Braxton Bragg. He was a shitty general so we don’t go claiming him much.
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 27, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
your dad is Braxton Bragg?
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 27, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
Wow!
So you’re actually Cugesfathersson
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
My cousin was Bush’s lawyer in Bush v. Gore. Does that count?
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Holy shit that’s awesome, you built those??
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
Well if you count putting them together following step-by-step directions, then hell yes, I built those!
6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 27, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
Yep, that counts!
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
How fucked up would this be if he didn't commit to ASU? LULZ
@ASUDevilscom ASUDevils.com
We’re here at Saguaro, approximately 15 minutes away from the start of D.J. Foster’s announcement press conference.
4 minutes ago via TweetDeck
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 10:34 AM PST reply actions
omg we could have another great roll recruit on our hands.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
trollololol
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
even in defeat, saruman is dangerous.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
lulz
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
Little late, but there was totally a front page thread on this
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Nuts
Confirmed – ASU.
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 27, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
JC Penney is radically redesigning their pricing strategy – will it work??
When Ron Johnson, the new CEO of J.C. Penney (JCP) outlined his plan to revamp the department store this week at an analyst meeting, one announcement in particular drew gasps. Penney’s is saying goodbye to coupons, percent-off sales, daily sales, clearance sales — all the countless promotional ploys that department stores have relied on for decades to lure in shoppers.
Instead, said the mastermind behind Apple’s (AAPL) fabulously successful retail stores, come Feb. 1, the cacophony of promotions that has trained shoppers to distrust department store pricing will be nearly silenced. Instead, J.C. Penney is permanently marking down all of its merchandise by at least 40% to a new, “everyday low price,” and the only sales will be “monthly value” discounts on select items, and “best price” sales held regularly twice a month
See full article from DailyFinance: http://srph.it/yqpjkE
"#caltrollgang" - RB
Oooooh there’s a sale at Penny’s!
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
Close your browser. Walk to the restroom. Splash cold water on your face.
Walk around the office once. Think to yourself what you want to accomplish before you eat lunch.
Do not eat lunch until you’re done.
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
office mtg at 12, lunch will be there. mtg at 11:30. cannot see myself doing anything in 13 minutes.
this is good advice though. ty.
"#caltrollgang" - RB
meee toooooooooo. I finally feel GOOD! first, I was sick. then had amazeballs time at Guinness, then had hangover. Now feel GOOD! :-D WHEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee
Cal: Bears with Books.
this is me being perky. It happens sometimes. I’m totally ruining my daria-cred.
Cal: Bears with Books.
That was incredibly fun to read.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
Tell me more about this “amazeballs”.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Jan 27, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
Has Calista Flockhart eaten yet?
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 27, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
A nice warm bowl of dysentery soup
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions
Facebook IPO filing expected by Wednesday
Facebook plans to file documents as early as Wednesday for a highly anticipated initial public offering that will value the world’s largest social network at $75 billion to $100 billion, the Wall Street Journal cited unidentified sources as saying on Friday.
Morgan Stanley and Goldman Sachs are expected to lead what would be one of the largest IPOs in U.S. history, the Journal cited its sources as saying.
Facebook was not immediately for comment.
The impending IPO — expected to raise $10 billion — is a prized trophy for investment banks, setting up a fierce competition on Wall Street, particularly between the presumed frontrunners Morgan Stanley and Goldman Sachs.
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
Missed call from WA
I don’t know anyone there. Is Sark offering me a yacht to quit my job? Hmm…..
He wants to post over at UWDawgPound?
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I have no words for…Kwanzaa cake
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there are no words
The recipe too terrible for Food Network to keep on their site!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:57 AM PST up reply actions
Australian Open
an ailing Djokovic outlasts Murray in 5 sets. we get a Nadal-Djokovic final in the third major in a row.
who ya got?
by the federer express on Jan 27, 2012 11:47 AM PST reply actions
WHAT A SHOCKER!
6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 27, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
from the front page
hoffpaiur or whatever (S) decommited today.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
DOOOOOOOOOO... aww fuck it
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 27, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
Whatevers, he’s no Conte.
For cereals, though, I’m sad.
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 27, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
Fuck you, Tosh.
TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse
nah, I think he was always wavering towards the ’furd, it was all a question of getting in there…
Now if he goes to ASU…
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 27, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
It was more of a general, visceral outburst.
TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse
I'll join in
FURK YOU, TOSH
he apparently pulled some other shady shit on his way out of Cal (other than backstabbing his mentor and alma mater)
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 27, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
…such as?
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
I don’t have much more details other than it was shady but not enough to get Cal or UW programs in trouble (from Gorcey)
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 27, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
sigh
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
by Rishi on Jan 27, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
This cheers me up and I don’t care what other people think about it.
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 27, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
you mean…you’ve become troll-impervious?! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 27, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions
WAT
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
There is a front page?
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My labmate just sent me this, but it's too late
Advice for potential graduate students
By the end of graduate school, you will be older, slower, and possibly married and/or a parent.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 12:06 PM PST reply actions
You’re gonna be a parent? Mazel tov!
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
I think they meant by the time you are 27…
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jan 27, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
I’m already slower!
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t know what that means. Can you explain it to me before I watch football with my girlfriend’s ex?
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
she said she found someone who’s gonna hold her hand
she said she found someone who’s gonna understand
she don’t need nobody to be her man
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
REC!
True fact, somewhere there exists a studio-quality recording of me singing this song. Friend’s band needed a female lead.
Cal: Bears with Books.
“And with that, ragnarok realized there WERE secrets between them and nothing would ever be the same again.
The End"
Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!
by Fire Starkey on Jan 27, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
I actually am not sure how to get a copy of the recording. This was before everything was on MP3s, so I remember it on a cassette tape.
Cal: Bears with Books.
next wednesday i thought?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions
I figured you wanted to see hat girl
by the federer express on Jan 27, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions
what if there’s a different and new hat girl?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions
Sometimes it’s better!
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions
if we plan ahead, we could do bourbon and branch, and actually get a reservation and stuff?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions
it looks like they might be closed altogether
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
John Mayer?
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions
hmmm i’m wondering if this should be a friday night and not a wednesday night… being hung over at work on thursdays is a bit much
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions
hungover? geez, how much do you guys drink at HH on a workday ….
FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred
TOO MUCH
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions
somebody came up with a stupid idea of a “goodbye” group shot of whiskey whenever anybody left the group. idiot.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions
LOL that’s brilliant.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions
I’m a lot calmer now, but yesterday I was hungover and the opposite of perky.
Cal: Bears with Books.
how much has your drinking tolerance gone down since college?? i am already much more susceptible to hangovers/fatigue the next day, and it’s been like 8 months…
"#caltrollgang" - RB
going to eat zachary’s pizza with friends!
by the federer express on Jan 27, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions
I love Zachary’s. Im going there tomorrow with all my bestest friends forever.
None of you are invited.
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false. twist doesn’t have friends!
by the federer express on Jan 27, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions
why would you go to zachary’s it’s like $20 for a pizza?! gruel at the soup kitchen is so much cheaper!!
"#caltrollgang" - RB
Interesting. What part about Zachary’s do you like the most?
FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred
Probably the pizza
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So dragging your wife to Zachary’s so you don’t have to go alone?
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions
i’m willing to trek to Whiskey Thieves if it’s not raining.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions
convince rishi, I’m just trying to complete the challenge of bringing him vegan cupcakes. I can make the cupcakes the night before whenever.
Cal: Bears with Books.
I promised my mom I’d take her to go see Agneepath next Friday =/
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
I suppose you could request cupcake challenge whenever, not tied to the next happy hour but any future happy hour.
Cal: Bears with Books.
what about wednesday?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions
Rishi gets cupcakes? What has he done to deserve that??
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions
he challenged me to make vegan cupcakes. I am intrigued. You were going to get bluebottle coffee, but I haven’t seen you at one of these things and I’m not UPS. Your MOVE, Atoms.
Cal: Bears with Books.
Disagree. The coffee is only getting older, you may as well just drink it and buy new coffee shortly before a confirmed atoms sighting.
FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred
I don’t remember what I did to deserve the coffee either, but I’m not going to say no :)
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions
I’ll see you Sunday!
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions
The cassette tape, if it still exists, is probably still in san diego in an old volvo. It’s not coming back.
Cal: Bears with Books.
I guess you’ll have to re-enact it for us.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:34 PM PST up reply actions
DUDE
I’m on board with this.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions
Is your name, perhaps, Helen Keller?
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
Damn you; women won the right to use computers in 1920!
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions
Because nothing could go wrong leaving someone who was blind in charge of the punch cards.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
On second thought, she could probably related extremely well to old punch card computers. They have the same input limitations! They’re practically made to be together!
Seems unlikely
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Not going to post more lyrics, don’t want a misinterpretation ala ‘Rish <3 Cock’
by OaktownAggie on Jan 27, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
Well, true
I guess it wasn’t a misinterpretation. Rishi <3 Cock.
by OaktownAggie on Jan 27, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions
Man on Berkeley street shot numerous times, dies
A man was shot and killed in Berkeley on Thursday night, police said.
The victim, whose name was not immediately released, was shot numerous times on the 3000 block of Shattuck Avenue at about 6:50 p.m., said Berkeley police Sgt. Mary Kusmiss. He was taken to Highland Hospital in Oakland, where he was pronounced dead.
The victim was on foot when he was apparently targeted by the shooter, Kusmiss said. No arrests have been made.
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
:(
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
by Cugel on Jan 27, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
what am I not seeing?
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 27, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions
It’s a screen capture of Shaq’s tweet, where he says how much he loves the city of Seattle.
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
ahh. Well, I like Seattle too. Nice town. Whatevs
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 27, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions
I think we’re being trolled. I just looked at his twitters and there is nothing like that there, at least in the past week.
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 27, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions
what? I see nothing
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 27, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions
something because I haven’t seen shit for about a week.
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 27, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions
Man you need more fiber in your diet.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
I saw it this morning, but forgot to port it over.
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Didn’t know The Lion King took place on Mt. Diablo…
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions
Bud Selig’s blue-ribbon committee talks amongst themselves while waiting for him to join the annual meeting.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 7:58 AM PST up reply actions
TROLL 'EM UP TROLL 'EM UP
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions
Sesame Street has apparently modernized.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
z
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
cam newton
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions
yeah, it broke for a while. I didn’t know what to do!
by the federer express on Jan 27, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions
ORANGE JUICE FUTURES SKYROCKETING
Jan. 23 (Bloomberg)- Orange-juice futures surged to a record for a second session on mounting concern that citrusgreening disease in Texas and government tests for a banned fungicide in Brazil may reduce U.S. supplies.
Texas confirmed a case of citrus greening last week. The disease has damaged crops in Florida, the world’s second-biggest grower. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration has detained juice imports to check for carbendazim, a fungicide used on fruit in Brazil, the top producer. Futures in New York reached an all- time high of $2.2695 a pound.
"Fundamental news always wins," Michael Smith, the president of T&K Futures & Options, Inc. in Port St. Lucie, Florida, said in a telephone interview. "I don’t see why it cannot hit $2.50 over the next six months."
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bahahahaha
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions
try looking at something other than orange juice.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions
(is this in response to my comment 5 minutes earlier?)
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions
The second one could just mean you have a cat.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
Btown
It’s gone now – and oddly, all new comments where “read” for me when I did it.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
LOLOLOL AWESOME. REC’D!
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions
also more bahahahahaha
We’re just surprised she didn’t spot it before they got mailed out — she’s obviously a clever girl.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions
bla bla bla
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Heres whay happened.
You went to post a bunch of comments. None of them posted. When you open up a comment that is a reply to another comment, if you have any other comments open that are ALSO replies to other comments, those first ones dissappear.
So, you would post a comment and move on. When you went to post another ocmment, you would erase your first comment. Which had not posted.
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Grab your glocks when you see Trollpac
Call the cops when you see Trollpac, ughhhhhhhh
Who trolled me,
But your trollz didn’t finish
Now you ’bout to feel the wrath of a menace
n*igga, I trolled ’em up
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions
Do you need a hug?
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so what you’re saying is, you “hugged” yourself, and your “comments” are now all over your screen?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I blame Jeff Sullivan
he’s probably selling the deleted posts on the black market or something.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 8:01 AM PST up reply actions
Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!
by MR.F. on Jan 27, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Go Bears.
The scientists behind Mitochondrial Eve tell us about the “lucky mother” who changed human evolution forever
http://io9.com/5879991/the-scientists-behind-mitochondrial-eve-tell-us-about-the-lucky-mother-who-changed-human-evolution-forever
This month marks the 25th anniversary of the discovery of Mitochondrial Eve, a common ancestor of all humanity who helped rewrite the story of human evolution. In honor of this anniversary, we talked to the scientists who started it all.
The original paper, “Mitochondrial DNA and Human Evolution”, appeared in the January 1987 issue of the scientific journal Nature. It was the work of three scientists who were then working at UC Berkeley: Rebecca Cann, now a professor of cell and molecular biology at the University of Hawaii; Mark Stoneking, currently a member of the Department of Evolutionary Genetics at Germany’s Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology; and Allan Wilson, who sadly died in 1991 at just 56. Wilson was one of the earliest – and, as such, one of the most controversial – scientists to use molecular biology and genetic markers to probe the origins of humanity, which culminated in the discovery of Mitochondrial Eve.
We recently had a chance to speak with Rebecca Cann and Mark Stoneking about their own origins, how they came to work on this landmark paper, and what they feel is the legacy of Mitochondrial Eve 25 years after it entered and forever altered the scientific discourse on the origins of humanity.
What initially drew you to this area of research?
Rebecca Cann: I did my undergraduate degree in genetics at UC Berkeley. I wanted to study human genetic diversity but the molecular tools then (1972) were so primitive that most people worked on fruit flies or molds or mice – and I wanted to study something that evolved with interesting behaviors. So I went to work for a drug company (AG Bayer) to help put an ex-husband through graduate school while I figured out what I wanted to be when I grew up. My work as a techician helped me understand that science was both repetitive and always changing as the instruments changed, so it was important to acknowledge that you would always have to be learning new things. By 1974, the use of new “DNA scissors” or restriction enzymes were showing up in publications about genes in mice, and I realized that the time had come to go back to school.
by the way... if you didn't click on it...
click on the christmas photo which will take you to the video… it’s mesmerizing… i think I watched that tree for a good hour.
Whoo! We still alive!
Asteroid makes near-miss fly-by
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-16756450
An asteroid hurtled past the Earth on Friday in something of a cosmic near-miss, making its closest approach at about 1600 GMT.
The asteroid, estimated to be about 11m (36ft) in diameter, was first detected on Wednesday.
At its closest, the space rock – named 2012 BX34 – passed within about 60,000km of Earth – less than a fifth of the distance to the Moon.
Astronomers stressed that there had been no cause for concern.
“It’s one of the closest approaches recorded,” said Gareth Williams, associate director of the US-based Minor Planet Center.
“It makes it in to the top 20 closest approaches, but it’s sufficiently far away… that there’s absolutely no chance of it hitting us,” he told the BBC.
Also, only 36 feet, likely to disintegrate and burn up in the atmosphere, unless a direct hit
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Near-miss
That phrase always bugged me. Shouldn’t it really be a near hit?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions
Whoever is operating the twitter account rite nao
Explain this doom pl0x
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Uhh… RT @BrianMFloyd: @GoldenBlogs? RT @JohnMontyCal: Tosh is on my flight to LA… Whose got questions for him? Other then about the boat
14 minutes ago
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 3:48 PM PST reply actions
HA
watching the clip made me wonder, whatever happened to religious types trying to sell you on something at airports? Did this just naturally disappear, or did airports ban them, or were they victims of 9/11? It’s odd because do remember Hare Krisha people in airports in the 70’s
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
Really – I have totally missed them (wait, that’s not the right word).
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
There’s also a table where people set up to provide free “reading material” on the way to security at OAK.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions
Dude, there have been SO many Court cases over that. I think I ddi a moot court dealie over it, so I read them all.
They are now limited toa free speech area, which youll miss if you dont look for it. It looks like a newspaper stand, bc they have all their literature.
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moar songs!
to get you over the hump till drink o clock (NO AndBears… not that kind of hump)
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fair enough, it was the song that happened to be playing. you probably know way way way more about music than i do!
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old skool colbert
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I really never got into that show. I did try.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 8:02 AM PST up reply actions
Me too
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old skool carroll
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That’s not Pete Carroll!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions
Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!
by MR.F. on Jan 27, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Dude cant even get a header going right
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Mr. F does not appreciate that Rishi make his headers difficult to click. Therefore, he is now posting headerless meat pictures. It is actually quite fascinating to see Mr. F’s progression from positive reinforcement to negative reinforcement against the backdrop of Rishi’s willful indifference.
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Tons of people use “z” as a header. And it started off with “Dude your header sucks”.
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Too soon.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve been asking you for courteous headers for a long, long time.
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I’m glad you found a mature and effective way to deal with your issues!
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Taking the high road? Not making the situation worse.
Your actions affect a lot more people than just Rishi.
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Seriously, I am now almost guaranteed to order a big steak for dinner!
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by CruzinBears on Jan 27, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Good know you don’t care about anyone else and only care about the huge inconvenience of having to move your mouse 2 cm!
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This is a classic, classic DBD standoff capable of producing many comments for days b/c the two sides are really quite similar. For example, one could also suggest it is not so difficult to add a few more characters to your header.
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Are you going through short header withdrawals?
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Very easily understandable. And, at the end of the day, we are talking about comments on the DBD, and I am only prolonging this thread out of fealty to GoldBlooded.
As far as encouraging people to change habits, I think that the positive reinforcement strategy is the right one and that Mr. F gave up on it too early.
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ALL HAIL GOLDBLOODED!
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Fwiw, I’ll make an effort.
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by Rishi on Jan 27, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Your effort is appreciated and positively reinforced with rec’s.
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Yes. He invested all his assets in gold, so he’s hedge against rec inflation.
Twist is a lot smarter than we give him debit for.
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debit?
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I agree.
Rishi is aware of the frustrations that his small headers cause. We’ve been down the road a billion times. He can do what he wants.
None of that changes anything regarding Mr. F. I love Mr. F. Like the younger brother I have and love a lot more htan Mr. F. But just bc Rishi is acting in a manner that is slightly annoying doesn’t give him any more right than you or I to act discourteously to all the other posters here.
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Essentially, two wrongs dont make a right.
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You’re probably right, but I’m not terribly sorry right now.
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Mr. F, this doesn’t make me feel very warm and cuddly towards you.
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Based off Rishi’s header battles with you in the past, I didn’t think he was ever really going to take me seriously. Maybe he still isn’t, but at least I got the issue out so he knows how I feel about it.
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Do you think that there was a way to let Rishi know hwo you felt about it that was better than being so discourteous to others?
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I hadn’t figured one out yet up to this point, so I thought I’d try something new.
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Don;t listen to him Twist, I love me some steak and I’m unemployed!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
Naw I’ve been setting up my new house in LA, dealing with various contractors, repairmen and other workers everyday for the past month. I’m on vacation in Maui right now and will restart my search upon my return next Monday
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Really?
What about:
“Rishi, I wish you would use a larger header?”
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Cool story
I mean, sure I put headers on all my images and even on my posts with long text.
But let’s ignore that and go gorillas! It gets the people going!
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blog so hard, these images wanna unhide me
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Yet you are reprimanding Mr. F and throwing up your hands about Rishi. BOTH are to blame!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions
Mr. F just started dong this today as far as I figure.
Rishi has been doing it for a LONG time. And we’ve had our fair share of battles over it.
So, to alter your sentence to make it more accurate:
“I’m reminding Mr. F that he is better than Rishi and I threw up my hands about Rishi. BOTH are to blame!”
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That’s better.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions
Sheesh.
I guess it’s good I was busy as pho this afternoon.
Both of you are good guys and are better than this.
Old Toothwrangler
When you say both of you, do you mean Rishi/Mr. F or atoms and myself?
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Both of both of us.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions
Imn ot bette than this!
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That is true, but just b/c tons of people do it doesn’t mean you have to.
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Force of habit. I only did it once edeliberately in this thread because he was being a dick about it.
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Mr. F, if you think that providing headerless meat photos spitefully is funny, you might be right.
however, just bc something is funny doesn’t mean its appropriate. We ask that you show some modicum fo common courtesy and provide a header. Use a giant photo fo meat if you want.
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I dunno, ask Brett Favre!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions
I heard it wasn’t giant.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions
Damn, that looks good.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions
Ms. Atoms listens to that song a lot.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions
(i like it too)
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions
Facebook randomness
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Crikey, he’s let himself go.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
With zero consequences so far, apparently.
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btw, has anyone been to li po?
the place that was on the layover with anthony bourdain? the mai tai’s there are HELLA GOOD. i want some of that chinese liquor…
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I randomly ended up there during a bar crawl, just had beer but it seemed awesomely divey.
The weekend after that episode aired I walked through North Beach and that burger place had a line out the door.
#trollgang
i want some of that chinese liquor…
Nobody with any good sense has ever used that phrase in the history of the universe.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions
haha its so awesome, they do liberal pours of 151, rum, etc but then they pour out this MINISCULE amount of shady shit out of a chinese-labelled bottle with no cap. like literally 1 shot for 3-4 mai tais. it’s awesome.
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白酒 is so fucking nasty. It tastes like licorice-flavored paint thinner.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions
It’s amazing that soju and sake can be so refined and civilized… and then you have bai jiu. [shudder]
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions
i don’t think china has same cultural affinity towards drinking as korea and japan.
by j.lee on Jan 27, 2012 5:01 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
I dunno, the Chinese who drink, drink quite a bit. I just don’t know how they drink that nasty shit. So I don’t think it’s a question of affinity as much as refinement. Not saying the Chinese aren’t refined in other ways, but in drinking culture… not so much.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions
chinese liquors seem to be more about getting fucked up, while k/j liquors are more about socializing.
by j.lee on Jan 27, 2012 5:03 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Bai Jiu blog written by a friend of a friend
He’s trying to like bai jiu – he figures he’ll either be dead or have a taste for it after 300 shots.
No thanks, I am not fattie.
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That’s for later tonight. rawr
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions
You heard ‘porker’ — the advice was ‘pork her.’
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i thought that meant “use fatty lube”
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions
Try bacon lube.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 27, 2012 9:36 PM PST up reply actions
i may be vegetarian, but i think you, the meatasaurus unwashed asian girl, totes gets me.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 28, 2012 2:12 AM PST up reply actions
also i shower and i’m not asian (at least, not oriental), just to be clear on our differences.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 28, 2012 2:12 AM PST up reply actions
And I, the unwashed, don’t like bacon, but yes, we get each other. What other differences? I am not tall.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 28, 2012 8:09 AM PST up reply actions
You are both Asian and Oriental, technically.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 29, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions
India’s in the Orient, yes.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 29, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions
hehehehe
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by Rishi on Jan 27, 2012 4:21 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
That’s what her doctor said…….
I like that someone thought they needed to highlight where the kid was looking when we were all (mostly) looking the same place…..
I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.
I didn’t see the kids at first glance.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions
both of them are
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 8:05 AM PST up reply actions
He said look, not gawk.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions
Bless your soul for being reasonable and awesome.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions
dude
I said bless your soul, not “bless” your “soul”!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions
….and?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 5:17 PM PST up reply actions
Sounds like someone’s gonna need Mr. F’s advice on apologies soon!
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yeah, RISHI!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions
Are you coming on to me?
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Are you coming onto Twist?
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Just to be clear, Im a cheap lay
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Really? People pay?
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 30, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions
SOMEONE GET THE OFFICIAL RECORD
I want it known that I am both reasonable and awesome.
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by TwistNHook on Jan 27, 2012 4:27 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
This is so awesome.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 29, 2012 12:20 AM PST up reply actions
Facebook Randomness
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by TwistNHook on Jan 27, 2012 4:29 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
…I don’t get it.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions
They kinda cancel out almost.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions
Ahhhhhh. I need to watch that show.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions
I never got into it, but I’ll hold my tongue as I also don’t like Star Trek and only like 3.5/6 Star Wars movies
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I hate star trek. Like 2.5/6 Star Wars movies, and love Battlestar. Battlestar is nothing like Star Trek. It’s barely sci-fi. More like west wing in space.
True, at it’s core, I’d agree with you. I found it to be the only show on TV that’s subject matter was obliquely about the aftermath of 9/11.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
That’s the thing about sci-fi; it’s given a lot of freedom to ask fundamental questions about who we are and what we believe. No one was ready to face the effects of 9/11, too emotional, too hot, but they needed those questions asked anyway.
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follow-up
The best sci-fi is not about toys and lasers, its about real, complex characters in new situations.
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I love West Wing and Star Trek! It sounds perfect.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 28, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions
I’m actually re-watching it (I bought the complete series on blu-ray) and I’m really enjoying it! I do have to say, that it doesn’t really get super good until towards the end of Season 1 or so.
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Actually, She played “Starbuck” in the 2004 version. I believe He played “Starbuck” in the 1978 version. Thus there are two Starbucks. /nerd.
Cal: Bears with Books.
I love that the character went from male to female. Katy Sackoff (sp?) is totally ballsy and hot.
Cal: Bears with Books.
So, kind of like certain species of frogs.
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--Thoroughbred
Is that anything like Toad Choad Load monthly?
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t even want to know everything that’s going on in that photo
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions
You’ve never seen beerfest?
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by CruzinBears on Jan 27, 2012 11:36 PM PST up reply actions
Evidently not.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 28, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions
didn’t know there was a movie either.
by j.lee on Jan 28, 2012 4:15 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
Same guys that made Super Troopers made a movie about the USA fighting for the drinking title of the world!
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Preacher meet choir
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by CruzinBears on Jan 31, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
The original is cheesy bad, but I watched it anyway (desperate for Sci-fi). Hell I even watch Space 1999, and that was all kinds of stupid.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
Yeah. Once the dude turned himself into a worm it kinda went downhill from there.(I liked that one, though.)
Old Toothwrangler
SPOILER ALERT
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions
………………..
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 29, 2012 12:16 AM PST up reply actions
God-Emperor of Dune.
The oooooold books. Not the new releases that were done by his kids in an obvious attempt to make some scratch off their old man’s name.
Old Toothwrangler
god-emperor was fucking awesome…..
that is why i gave you the ellipses
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
……………….
you do realize that herbert died after chapterhouse, right?
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 29, 2012 12:16 AM PST up reply actions
yes, I am aware. But I thought the best-of-order still went 1 2 -3…DOOOOOMM….
Cal: Bears with Books.
wow, haters all. shame on all of you. go watch big bang theory
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wow
that show is terrible. It’s always sad when one of those gets into syndication and is shown everywhere three times a day.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 29, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions
right, it is terrible, which is why i ordered them to watch it since apparently they like fake sci-fi and don’t love dune.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 30, 2012 12:28 AM PST up reply actions
it was fun at the time
I liked the reboot at first but fell off the bandwagon as it got more and more complex. One of these days I’ll stumble upon a complete set and try it from the beginning.
The central characters were pretty well-cast IMO. Katee Sackhoff was cool, the kid that played Archie in Horatio Hornblower was good, Olmos and whatshername from Dances With Wolves were good.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 8:07 AM PST up reply actions
Oh, internet, I love you
I was trying to find some cheesy pic from the original show, and I found this.
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article on Kellen Moore from Dr. Saturday – anyone here thinks he becomes a starting QB?
For almost all of the 6-foot-or-shorter signal-callers drafted since 2000, the “special skill” that (theoretically) allowed them compensate for their height was mobility, which has proven to be the case for Vick and Wallace and will likely be the deciding factor if the pedestrian Moore is passed over in April for Wisconsin’s Russell Wilson, who came in at just 5-10 at the Senior Bowl but makes up for it with demonstrable athleticism that Moore demonstrably lacks. Even Drew Brees was considered fairly mobile coming out of Purdue, and clearly had a big-league arm that Moore also seems to lack. The “eyeball test” alone is likely to drop him into the sixth or seventh round, behind a handful of prototypical pocket slingers — Nick Foles, Brock Osweiler, Ryan Lindley, Kirk Cousins — whose college resumés are just a shadow of Moore’s.
"#caltrollgang" - RB
5’9 IIRC.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 8:07 AM PST up reply actions
Help me find a new job!
No, I don’t mean in real life. Help me come up with ideas for fake jobs to tell people I have tonight! I’ve gone through amateur astronaut, puzzle designer, janitor, and 8th employee of facebook.
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
ooh ooh ooh
professional cricketer
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions
I’ll do this, comment on their drinks, and start every other sentence out with “Not official chemistry advice”
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
Also, drink lots of bourbon. This chemist loves bourbon.
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--Thoroughbred
Hmm. Every bar will have Maker’s, which tbh is good enough for me. Some of the cocktail oriented ones will have George Dickel, Bulleitt, etc. The classic Old Fashioned is very good, although sometimes it’s made too sweet or too fruity. Manhattans are good too. Do you eat egg? I forget. Anyway, a whiskey sour with egg white is also very good. I’m not a fan of a Rusty Nail, but if you like Drambuie or sweeter drinks, that’s another one. Oh, and if you can find Sazerac at a bar, that’s similar to an Old Fashioned, although occasionally served with absinthe.
OK, now I know what I am drinking tonight, in addition to what I am eating.
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--Thoroughbred
Yup, Maker’s is my go to bourbon if they have a limited selection
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
precisely! I actually think Maker’s tastes a little better chilled and slightly watered down, once I get to the Blanton’s level I subtract all ice
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
I don’t know why, but I enjoy even good bourbon with those rocks you chill in the freezer, they just chill it a little bit, not a lot like ice does, and no water.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
Whiskey stones? They are a must for me, I just like colder drinks haha
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
Yeah, but I never use them for Scotch, and now that I think about it, must be because Bourbon is sweeter than Scotch.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
hmmm i want rye right now.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions
hmmm where’s a good place to go to get rye right now? my HH plans that were gonna help me kill time till 8 fell through.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions
whiskey thieves!!
but hmmmm…. rickhouse will have some, obviously.
I have had rye at House of Shields on New Montgomery as well.
(HoS is also a solid HH option, btw)
#trollgang
oh snap rickhouse is like half a block from dinner place. profits. i guess i’ll head over there
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 5:33 PM PST up reply actions
Didn’t HoS change ownership recently? I haven’t been in a while.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 5:38 PM PST up reply actions
you collect big ass checks from anonymous whale donors. you also write big ass checks to pay for campaign commercials
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
chemist
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions
drug dealer
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions
fighter pilot
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
coast guardsman
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
I see them often around where I work at the local lunchspots. They don’t seem creepy to me, but I suppose they’re not hitting on me either.
FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred
mafia enforcer
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
Baby seal conservationist. Whoever doesn’t like baby seals is my enemy!!!!!! So is whoever he hired…..
I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.
priest
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
A pundit, or a pandit?
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions
You write the super hero comic book “Hanu Man”
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Formula One driver (you may need to pretend to be Italian or Brazilian or something though)
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions
No, you could be the circuit just UNDER formula One. (You’d have to look that up). and then you take a picture of any driver and say that its you.
Cal: Bears with Books.
There’s a major Formula One race in India tho.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions
well the cows keep wandering onto the track!
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions
you mean schumacher? swoon
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions
More like formula YUM, amirite? :-P
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by atomsareenough on Jan 28, 2012 10:46 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Natural gas driller
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions
butler
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions
okay okay
Manservant
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions
You really are a commitment-phobe, aren’t you? Best way to make sure you never have a real relationship is to start out with a lie.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
I believe he’s going to Vegas.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, never mind then, carry on. Why not a Real Estate developer? Both here and India?
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
Say you focus on office buildings in downtown SF and Mumbai.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
Yup, but you’re thinking of maybe selling one to net 100 mil, and retiring. Haven’t really made up your mind yet.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
defensive line coach/xbox expert
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions
Dear citizens of CGB except Rishi,
I am sorry for posting a giant picture of a steak without a header. It will never happen again. I hope it was not too much of an inconvenience for you. In the future, I will try harder to find other ways to get my point across that does not hurt the community at large.
Thanks and Go Bears.
Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!
I read this as:
I got caught cheating on my wife, so I;ll do a fake apology I dont really mean
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If he buys the DBD a giant diamond ring and gets a tattoo with of a pork chop on his arm, I’d say we allow it.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions
I got caught cheating on my wife
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by TwistNHook on Jan 27, 2012 4:58 PM PST
I am so disappointed in you.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions
Read it however you like. If people on CGB were inconvenienced, then I’m genuinely sorry for that.
Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!
Dude, just chill. Its not a big deal. I just wanted everybody to use headers and realx! IN THAT ORDER
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needs moar flippy light switch gif
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions
here we go
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions
good, good.
Also, positive reinforcement, though effective, takes hella long to make happen!
FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred
Calmer than you are.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions
I agree with boomtho and recommend continuing posting pictures of delicious meat with a space ads your header…. My personal requests: prime rib, lamb shwerma, baby back ribs, spicy wings and/or calimari
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
While that would be fun, I don't think it would be good for the community as a whole.
Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!
OM NOM NOM NOM
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions
…both?
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions
Mr. F, thanks for all your awesome headers here on these delicious photos of meat
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Look at this fucking love connection.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
OPEN Act
Hey I know it’s late on a Friday so maybe I’ll repost on Monday… but has anybody heard anything about the “OPEN” act? I wrote to my congresswoman opposing SOPA/PIPA, and she wrote back saying she is opposed to them too but is supporting OPEN.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 5:03 PM PST reply actions
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who’s behind this site? I like the helpful infographic indicating that OPEN is the best thing ever and SOPA/PIPA are evil, but I like to know who’s informing it.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions
Scroll down to see vidoes of the senators/congressmen supporting it. Its bi-partisan.
You think Issa and Wyden agree on anything else?!!
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I honestly don’t follow politics that much, so I have no idea. But am getting slightly more interested.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 27, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions
I have to reader further, but my understanding of OPEN is that it funnels these problems to like an itnernational court. I could be WAY THE FUCK off, tho
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what does “international court” mean practically?
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 28, 2012 2:13 AM PST up reply actions
Info:
The Issa-Wyden draft bill, known as the Online Protection and Enforcement of Digital Trade Act, uses a follow-the-money strategy and gives responsibility for implementing the bill to the International Trade Commission instead of the Justice Department.
"Butchering the Internet is not a way forward for America," Issa said. "The OPEN Act empowers owners of intellectual property by targeting overseas infringers while protecting the rights of lawful Internet entrepreneurs and users."
The draft calls for allowing copyright or trademark owners to file a complaint with the ITC against a foreign website that is infringing their intellectual property. It would set up an expedited process for dealing with such complaints.
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doooooooom
one of the kids in on his visit came across this at memorial glade
http://c0014154.r32.cf1.rackcdn.com/x2_aa1b0a3
#trollgang
stop crying and keep clicking
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions
lololol I hope he found it entertaining in a good way :)
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 5:16 PM PST up reply actions
This girl hoopin in some Js
17 seconds ago
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 5:17 PM PST up reply actions
LARPing?
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions
Lightning bolt Lightning bolt!
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions
Brown note!
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
Appropriate comment from a Brown grad.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions
Oh very droll.
I nearly had a code brown this evening when I went to collect my 9 year old from basketball practice and nearly collided with my former thesis advisor who now teaches at Georgetown, I keep forgetting he lives in the neighborhood.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
LOL “code brown”, I’ve never heard that one before.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 28, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions
HRNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions
This should be interersting
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 7:09 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
Wait..
All three stud muffins are on the NFC team, right? AWESOME
Cal Bears vs. AFSuckIt
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
What a giant bowl full of professionals!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions
Is this how they decide whether the AFC or NFC gets to host the Super Bowl?
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by natteringnabob on Jan 28, 2012 8:10 AM PST up reply actions
Doooooooooom
just talked to puka and tiny at zebras
They said they think its 50-50 between cal and uw for shaq.
They said all this Oregon fucla talk is bs. Hope he comes home. I know they really want him here obviously.
They also told me that tosh just straight up and left over the night for the paper. Didn’t say ****.
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 7:29 PM PST reply actions
Which paper? The Atlanta Constitution-Register? The SF Chronicle?
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The green kind.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions
It was that triple ply ultra soft Charmin shit yo. No pieces on his fur son!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jan 27, 2012 11:37 PM PST up reply actions
lulz
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jan 27, 2012 11:39 PM PST up reply actions
The creepier post was the “hey, if anyone in the #CalGang is free, my 14yo daughter is having her bday party in Memorial Glade this X. Drop on by!”
Dude.
Just…dude. Duuuuuude.
Old Toothwrangler
what.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
wth...
sadz
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 28, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
The Toddmal thing or the 14 year old girl thing? Bc the 14 year old girl thing is a refernece to a CGB pregame dealie where a 14 year old girl randomly showed up for no real apparent reason
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I’m not sure that was the reference. It really seems like the creeper is pimping out his daughter.
Cal: Bears with Books.
No. This was a recent tweet. Not the first time the guy has bugged the Cal players about “come to my daughter’s bday party”, either.
Really creepy.
Old Toothwrangler
Wow, that IS creepy. Damn
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A bunch of Cal hackers created an auto-vote script. The UW folks were all “zomg! Does anyone know how to do this?”
LOL.
Old Toothwrangler
by Kodiak on Jan 27, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
muahahahaha sucka
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by atomsareenough on Jan 27, 2012 8:39 PM PST up reply actions
LULZ
- of votes 12 minutes ago: 22358….
- of votes now:
#doomgang
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 27, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions
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