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DBD 1.25.12 In which I completely and totally without exception finish the running into the ground of the Jumbaco joke

I've always felt like I'm a bad American. I don't follow the directions of commercials well enough. While other patriotic Americans were out trying to find the beef or inexplicably buying insurance through GEICO, I would barely even got milk.

I felt like I had to do more. So, when we all became obsessed with Jack In The Box's Jumbaco, I knew I had no choice, but to actually go out and do the deed. One man CGB Jumbaco Night. So, I stopped by Jack In Box, a place that I have actually barely been in this millenium. Back in the 90s, I would go to Jack all the time. If the friday night kegger was broken up, everybody would meet up at Jack In The Box to regroup.

I was excited to see what I would encounter there. What was new in this milenium? Did they have robots taking your order? Was it still pimply faced teenagers pretending to work hard?

I was surprised to find I barely even had to interact with humans. They have a ordering kiosk that is all electronic. A touch screen. I quickly ordered ajumbo jack cheeseburger and two tacos. I could modify my order, if I wanted. But I didn't. I wanted the real Jumbaco experience. I wanted to do it the right way. I'm not here to take any short cuts.

Because this wasn't about me. This was about guy with his hat turned to the side. This was about black guy in vest. And this was about all the red blooded, god fearing Americans totally and completely obsessed with the genius irony of the Jumbaco ad:

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My generation is obsessed with irony as compared to genuineness. Things that are genuine, people genuinely enjoy. That might seem like a STUPID sentence, but things that people enjoy ironically, they do not genuinely enjoy. They enjoy them because of how ridiculously stupid they are. The ironic mustache was cool 5 years ago, because of how UNBELIEVABLY stupid it looked. And as somebody who rocked the ironic mustache in 2005, I looked stupid. SO DELIGHTFULLY STUPID! Now, people wear mustaches and they are wholly ronic. Delightfully ronic. And they look good!

I think this stems from growing up in a time of total peace and general plenty. While people in their individual lives have problems, my generation overall has had very few problems. And when everything you could ever really want is taken care of for you, you feel detached from the world. When everything is essentially done for you, you dont experience a "real-ness" to the world. You yearn for a "real" experience and obsess over a fake one.

That's why my generation's ego is reflected through the ever increasing exclusivity of things like food trucks and the real legitimate ethnic restaurant. And when 9.11 happen, the stunning "real-ness" of it reflect the absolute stupidity of our American Apparel lives. But that is beside the point here. The point is that the first part of the Jumbaco ad is so shittily bad in that eye-winking, self-aware way that it pushes all of my buttons. My jaded, emotionally detached buttons. I had to have one. I had to. Nothing could stop me. Except for common sense. Or any modicum of self-control. Or discussing this plan with any other person first. Any other person.

Fortunately I had none of those and when I got my food, I went to a dark corner of Jack, so nobody could see me. I truly do have the concept of shame. It just emerges at odd, embarrassing times. I am so cute sometimes.

I constructed my Jumbaco and took a photo to show the world my majesty. The Eighth Wonder Of The World. BEHOLD!

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It looks nothing like the commercial, but this wasn't the first time I'd seen a photo of a Jumbaco (Rishi posted a link to somebody else who did a real one), so that was expected. What wasn't expected was how difficult it was to eat it.

The hard shells of the tacos made it difficult to get at the hamburgers. I had to eat the majority of the tacos before I could get at the burger. And by that point, the burger was falling apart. My hands were a total mess and the little paper on my food tray was covered in detritus.

But I ate the whole thing eventually and finally had accomplished my life's goal (consisting solely of the last week) of eating a Jumbaco.

And then I felt emptiness. Not physically, because I was actually quite full. It's a lot of food. I also bought a chocolate cake dealie. But spiritually and emotionally, I felt empty. I had done it. I had eaten the Jumbaco. And all there was to do was head back home, upload the photo to Facebook and try to make it my cover photo.

BUT IT WON'T FIT!

So, I felt even MORE emotionally empty than normal. And that is saying something. But we learned something today. The Jumbaco from an ironic perspective is great. The Jumbaco from a real world perspective, like the ironic mustache and super tight t-shirt, kind of sucks.

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It's time to move on
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61 votes

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Mens gymnastics takes on nebraska and stanford:



BERKELEY – The No. 5 California men’s gymnastics team heads to familiar territory, traveling to the other side of the Bay for the Stanford Open on Jan. 28. The Golden Bears (1-1) will compete against No. 6 Stanford (1-1) and No. 9 Nebraska (3-2) at the Cardinal’s Burnham Pavilion.

In each of the first two meets of the 2012 campaign, Cal has faced off against rival Stanford with both of the rival squads earning one win apiece. Last week, the Cardinal avenged the season-opening loss to Cal by defeating the Bears 345.200-340.450 on Jan. 21 at Burnham Pavilion.

Just prior to last Saturday’s meet, an injury to Dennis Mannhart prevented him from competing, meaning that the Bears had to rearrange their line-up. Despite this sudden shake up, head coach Tim McNeill was pleased with the resiliency of the Bears. Stepping in was Jon Liu, who went up for the Bears on rings despite not having practiced much on them since arriving in Berkeley.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 24, 2012 10:59 PM PST reply actions  

Bears impress at Senior Bowl:

Former Cal football standouts wide receiver Marvin Jones and offensive lineman Mitchell Schwartz have looked impressive in the initial days of practice for the Senior Bowl, which takes place Saturday, Jan. 28, at Ladd-Peebles Stadium in Mobile, Ala.
Jones, who was a late addition to the roster, made a great first impression with coaches in the first day of practice. According to Tony Pauline of SI.com, Jones delivered much more than scouts expected. Pauline said that Jones stood out in one-on-one drills in particular.

“He probably runs the best routes of anyone on the North team, consistently separates from defensive backs and has made several outstanding receptions,” as written in Pauline’s article.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 24, 2012 10:59 PM PST reply actions  

WBB takes on Stanford on Sat:

BERKELEY – The California Golden Bears (15-5, 6-2 Pac-12), who have yet to lose a game in the 2012 calendar year, head to The Farm for the Battle of the Bay Part 1, taking on the No. 4 Stanford Cardinal (17-1, 8-0 Pac-12) on Saturday, Jan. 28 at 2 p.m. at Stanford.

The game will not be televised. However, there is a fan bus that will be headed to Stanford. For more details and to secure a seat, contact Jessica Dolan.

The Bears, who started conference play at 0-2, have now won six straight games, their first six-game win streak since they swept through the six rounds of the 2010 WNIT en route to their championship. The team, who closed out 2011 with two losses, has yet to lose a game in 2012.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 24, 2012 11:00 PM PST reply actions  

Mens Crew blogs:

Meet Chris Yeager, a senior on California men’s crew. Yeager, who rows on the varsity eight, and sophomore Spencer Hall will be blogging throughout the 2012 campaign on CalBears.com. Below is the first installment of the blog that was written by Yeager.
Well, here I go with my first blog for CalBears.com! Let me start by telling you a little about myself. I am currently a senior here at Cal and will be graduating in May with a BA in geography. I’m originally from Westerville, Ohio, which is just north of Columbus. I grew up in a pretty standard suburb with a pretty standard, yet extraordinary, family. I first discovered rowing in the spring of 2005. My local club’s coach was doing some recruiting at my high school and he somehow convinced me to give it a try. A few short years later, I landed at SFO ready to begin my first year of college at Cal!

The time sure has flown by since then, but I have gained many great friends and unforgettable memories. My freshman year was tough at Cal. It was hard for me to adjust to the freedom of college while also learning that I needed to stay on track and focused with class and rowing. With the help of my friends and teammates, I made it through and am finally ready to begin my last semester.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 24, 2012 11:00 PM PST reply actions  

WWP hosts speed inv:



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The No. 2-ranked Cal women’s water polo team (4-0), last year’s national runner-up at the 2011 NCAA Tournament, hosts the eight-team Cal Speedo Invitational, Jan. 27-28 at Spieker Aquatics Complex. The Bears will be competing in four matches in two days for the second weekend in a row, hosting Pomona (3 p.m.) and Cal Baptist (4:30 p.m.) in back-to-back matches Friday before playing Loyola Marymount and CS Monterey Bay Saturday. Last weekend at the Spartan Invitational in San Jose, Cal outscored its opponents, 49-22, led by seven goals apiece from junior Kirstn Mase and sophomore Kelly Mendoza in victories over Santa Clara (16-6), UC Davis (13-5), Pacific (9-4) and UC Santa Barbara (11-7). Freshman Tiera Schroeder was named the KAP 7 MPSF Newcomer of the Week after scoring three goals in her first collegiate matches.

About the Cal Speedo Invitational
The Cal Speedo Invitational features eight teams, five of which are ranked in the Collegiate Top 20 Preseason Poll. The invitational consists of No. 1 Stanford, No. 2 Cal, No. 5 San Jose State, No. 11 Loyola Marymount, No. 16 UC Davis, Cal Baptist, Pomona and Cal State Monterey Bay. There will be three matches Friday and eight matches Saturday with no tournament champion to be determined. The tournament schedule and results can be view by clicking on the following link (2012 California Speedo Invitational). On Friday, Jan. 27, Cal hosts Pomona at 3 p.m. in its home-opener, and then plays Cal Baptist at 4:30 p.m. On Saturday, Jan. 28, the Bears play Loyola Marymount at 3 p.m. and Cal State Monterey Bay at 7:30 p.m. Last season the Bears had a 3-0 record against this year’s Speedo Invitational opponents, outscoring Cal Baptist (16-8), CS Monterey Bay (18-1) and Loyola Marymount (9-7) by a margin of 43-16. Cal did not face Pomona in 2011.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 24, 2012 11:00 PM PST reply actions  

WOmens Swimming heads south:



BERKELEY – With its home schedule complete, the second-ranked California women’s swimming and diving team hits the road for its remaining regular-season meets, including this week’s two duals in Los Angeles. The Golden Bears (5-0, 5-0 in the Pac-12) battle the third-ranked USC Trojans (5-0, 4-0 Pac-12) at 4 p.m. on Friday, Jan. 27, and UCLA (4-2, 2-2 Pac-12) at noon on Saturday, Jan. 28.

Scouting the Golden Bears
• Cal closed its home schedule with a 169-114 dual-meet win over No. 24 Arizona State on Jan. 21 at Spieker Aquatics Complex. Cal won 11 of 16 events, with seniors accounting for five of the individual victories on Senior Day. Liv Jensen won the 50- (22.56, NCAA B) and 100-yard freestyles (49.68, NCAA B), Sara Isakovic claimed the 200-yard butterfly (1:59.72, NCAA B), Molly Hayes captured the one-meter springboard (280.50, NCAA regional-qualifying score) and Shelley Harper won the 100-yard butterfly (54.95).
• The Bears ended the ASU meet by winning the 200-yard freestyle relay, with its all-senior squad of Sara Isakovic, Colleen Fotsch, Katherine Raatz and Liv Jensen clocking an NCAA B qualifying time of 1:32.16.

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Former ruggers get USOC contracts:



BERKELEY – Former California All-Americans Blaine Scully and Colin Hawley have accepted contracts funded by the United States Olympic Committee to train full-time at the Olympic Training Center in Chula Vista, Calif., with the U.S. National 7s Team.

By accepting these contracts, Scully and Hawley have placed themselves among the first-ever players to sign such deals with USA Rugby.

“We are both incredibly honored to be chosen for the USOC/USA Rugby contracts,” said Scully, who, with Hawley, played for the U.S. in the 2011 Rugby World Cup. “It is a validation for us as athletes and tremendous because this selection makes us an integral part to rugby’s move into the Olympic arena.”

Rugby Sevens is set to be reintroduced as a medal sport at the 2016 Summer Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro. The U.S. won gold medals in rugby at the 1920 and 1924 Summer Games with six Golden Bears on those teams.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 24, 2012 11:01 PM PST reply actions  

Having reread this DBD, I feel that it would have benefitted from an editor and more than 20 minutes of time spent. But I’m lazy and wanted to just get it up. Time for bed. Will finish links in the morning, unless somebody does them cough cough

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by TwistNHook on Jan 24, 2012 11:02 PM PST reply actions  

ಠ_ಠ
But I’m lazy and wanted to just get it up

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by Berkelium97 on Jan 24, 2012 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

In every way like Twist’s wedding night.

by paleodan on Jan 24, 2012 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

well at least half of it.

by fiatlux on Jan 25, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

As would most (if not all) of your comments

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by golden oso on Jan 24, 2012 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but most, if not all, of my coments take much longer than 20 minutes to write

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

So we could have had 20 more minutes of your Jumbaco journey?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 6:24 AM PST up reply actions  

It would have mostly involved my dry cleaning.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Dry cleaning the jumbaco stains out of your shirt?

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by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

it's good

except for the part where you claim you have to eat the tacos first. You need to mash that sh*t down. The buns are mostly air, and it’s not like it will taste any worse when you’re done.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 6:59 AM PST up reply actions  

This.

Also, just remove the buns. It’s the healthier, low-carb Jumbaco.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m all for eating healthy, but when you’re eating a f***ing Jumbaco, don’t worry about carbs.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

What kind of Jumbaco?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

The ones from Jack in the Box

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I should have ordered the chicken breast Jumbaco.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap, you just blew my mind.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

And if I eat it in the Dub See!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

You’ll be trollin on DUBS

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

OMG YES

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Keeping the taco filling from falling out the sides would be difficult, though.

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by AERose on Jan 25, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

sort of. The tacos I get from the local taco truck are soft tacos and flat — wouldn’t that be easier to stack anyway?

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

But that’s not a true jumbaco!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Hard tostada shells would also be easier, but NOT A TRUE JUMBACO

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

You could just stack some open face soft tacos and turn the in n out buns inside out

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

THIS

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by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

FTFY
Next step:

1) Get 2 authentic mexican tacos
2) Get In n out double double Five Guys

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by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 25, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

NOT AGAIN

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

2 tacos is not enough to feed 5 guys

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Even this taco?

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

that looks disgusting!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s because it’s actually a cake.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

taco flavored cake? that’s worse than taco flavored keesses

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by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

FIVE GUYS VS CHAAT CAFE

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Time to post pictures of airports

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I heard they sell chaat at KSR airport!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

KSR chaat is so much better than a Five Guys Jumbaco Dreamliner!

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

seriously i don’t think we get to complain about this thread.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

FIVE GUYS VS AMERICA

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t start this…

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice write-up on a kid from my HS
When discussions take place about some of the Southland’s premier post players, the name Chris Reyes is not always included in the conversation.

The lack of recognition, however, does not bother the 6-foot-6, 205-pound senior from Damien. The perceived snub has served as plenty of motivation this season. Accordingly, Reyes is playing as well, if not better than most his peers in the greater Los Angeles area.

"Chris may not be ranked as high as the other guys, but he is just as good in my book,‘’ Damien coach Matt Dunn said. "He affects the game in so many ways, on both ends of the floor. Honestly, I think when people underestimate him, it’s a mistake. I’ve seen Chris make opponents pay for taking him lightly in the past. He plays with this uncanny fire.’’

As Reyes has gone, so have the Spartans (18-1 overall), No. 17 in the ESPNLosAngeles.com top 20 rankings. They have a test Wednesday in a showdown with visiting Chino Hills Ayala. The winner will be in the driver’s seat in the Sierra League standings.

The St. Mary’s-bound Reyes is shooting 62 percent from the field and is averaging a double-double per game with 18 points and 12 rebounds. Never one to back down from a challenge, he has also blocked an average of five shots on a nightly basis.

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by golden oso on Jan 24, 2012 11:41 PM PST reply actions  

Link

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by golden oso on Jan 24, 2012 11:42 PM PST up reply actions  

whoo local kids!

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 1:45 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

You crack me up, Twist.

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by BearStage on Jan 24, 2012 11:50 PM PST reply actions  

Harbaugh calls out all of California:

But Harbaugh saved the best for last, when one reporter asked what he did after the loss to the Giants.
“Is it just California that everybody just wants to know how you feel? Care about what you thought, what you did, how you felt, how your pinky feels. Is that just a California thing? Back where I come from, nobody really cares. In my opinion, it is a California thing.”

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 24, 2012 11:59 PM PST reply actions  

Hat him even more now.

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by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 12:07 AM PST up reply actions  

you are welcome to leaf

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 12:10 AM PST up reply actions  

wait…ain’t he from palo alto?

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 1:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Clever.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Apparently my mother in law bough the Harbaugh homestead in Ann Arbor at some point in the 80s… the brothers’ bathroom was decorated in Michigan colors including a block M toilet seat etc.

No wonder Jim was so eager to upgrade when he got to Stanford.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

So the rumored Golden toilet was more of a Maize toilet?

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by CruzinBears on Jan 25, 2012 12:34 AM PST up reply actions  

The urinals at a place in Columbus have M on the bottom.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 6:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Was it expensive to paint the gutters that way?

Oh, you wrote “a place in Columbus,” not Columbus.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Like the furd toilet Henry’s?

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by CruzinBears on Jan 25, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

At the time, apparently, but you can see where he got the idea.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 7:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Skahdouche!

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by CruzinBears on Jan 25, 2012 12:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I, for one, one this very funny!

Go Harbaugh!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

I thought it was hilarious as well

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 25, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Fuck him. No one really cares how he feels. Go to hell, Hairball.

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by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

lol u mad Harbaugh?

somebody needs a Jimbaco.

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by AERose on Jan 25, 2012 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Harbauco

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 7:55 AM PST up reply actions  

lol he mad

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Meh.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

How do you feel about your ‘Meh?’

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Meh.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I for one don’t give a rat’s ass how you feel Harbaugh. Now GTFO and leave California if you don’t like how we are.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I, for one, completely care. Please never leave me.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

That’ll impress him I’m sure.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

lol…so Harbaugh, annoyed with questions about his feelings, decides to go on a rant about his feelings on Californians who are obsessed with feelings?

Am I the only one perceiving some irony here?

by LouisMurphy'sLaw on Jan 25, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha. That, plus he graduated high school in CA, coached for the Raiders, USD, stanfurd and 49ers for the past 20 years and just now doesn’t understand if this is a California thing?

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Question for MBC or someone who knows recruiting better than I:

Who is coming this weekend? Who may be at the Cal/Stanfurd game so we can keep an eye out and make sure that they are are welcome in Berkeley kind of on par to how Jordan Payton was treated in Seattle last week . . .

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by AndyHogan14 on Jan 25, 2012 12:28 AM PST reply actions  

As per twitter

CalBearReporter: So far confirmed Markuss Eligwe, Bryce Treggs, Brandon Beaver, Chris Harper, & Michael Barton visiting #Cal this weekend. List not done yet.

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 12:41 AM PST up reply actions  

And, btw, I believe Beaver is currently a UW lean or commit.

Flipping him would be sweet.

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Apparently Matt and Aaron Cochran are visiting too. (from the same guy)

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

He is? I think he’s uncommitted. It’d be great to get him and/or Eligwe. Eligwe might be tough though.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Eligwe and Avery are like besties on twatter. A combination of Avery, Barton, and Treggs selling Cal couldn’t hurt this weekend.

Unless Treggs is swayed by his meeting with the UCLA offensive staff later this week DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Eligwe would be much more likely if C-Kourt pulls the trigger for Cal.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

What does your doom-dar say about how solid CKourt’s FSU verbal is?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

How about the other way around? If Eligwe starts thinking Cal maybe Kourtzidis will be swayed? Are they friends?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

how about no.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think they’re quite besties yet. I think Avery’s hosting him this weekend though because he’s also from Georgia.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

they plan on getting tattooed together this weekend, so maybe they’ll bond like crazy

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

DOOOOOO HAAAAASSSSSSSST

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

NINE

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

well, this took a turn towards german heavy metal

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Twist, I am wholly impressed that you actually went out, bought, assembled and ate a Jumbaco. That’s what I call putting your mouth where your mouth is. Bravo!!!

by daveman on Jan 25, 2012 12:58 AM PST via iPhone app reply actions   1 recs

Don’t I always have my mouth where my mouth is?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 7:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Cue joke about talking out of your…

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

In this case isn't it more putting his mouth where his fingers are?

(Does not describe Twist’s wedding night.)

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by AERose on Jan 25, 2012 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Its putting my mouth where my Jumbaco was

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 7:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Shouldn’t it have been putting your Jumbaco where your mouth is? No wonder it was so hard to eat!

by Kai on Jan 25, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I appreciate the philosophical exploration of what a Jumbaco means.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel like a total asshole re-reading that this mroning. Like some sort of 2nd year philosophy student at Arizona State.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

But, as a 2nd year ASU student, you are getting laid a lot and surrounded by hot women. So, who is to judge.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I was about to say the same thing.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

But what is the meaning of life?

BTW, if yoiu are want a laugh, repeatedly ask Siri what the meaning of life is.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

The Siri on my wife’s iPhone is terrible. She never understands either one of us.

by unclesam22 on Jan 25, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you have a Kiwi accent?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I was going to ask if he had an accent or drawl. Siri doesn’t seem to understand people with accents. WHY SIRI SO RACIS?

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by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

No accent. She just doesn’t get it. I asked her one time why she did not understand me and she said that she did not understand me. Ridiculous.

by unclesam22 on Jan 25, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

She’s trolling you dude.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

She is a master at it.

by unclesam22 on Jan 25, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Siri seems to understand me just fine.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

See also: "tell me a story Siri"

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by AERose on Jan 25, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Must. Try.

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by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

"Siri, who's your daddy?"

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

after a good swim workout, i’m always hungry. so driving home from swimming at the gym tonight, as i was getting close to the jbox, i seriously thought about getting one too (dbd all up in brain). happily, i’ll leave the jumbaco as a meme/gif fantasy.

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 1:54 AM PST reply actions  

I LIVED THE DREAM

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 7:29 AM PST up reply actions  

…and found that dream wanting.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Boomtho Rod Benson report.

He’s playing for Wonju Dongbu in Korea. Currently, the team’s 35 – 7 and well on their way to winning the regular season championship (season’s only ’bout 50 games long).

Averaging ’bout 19 and 8.

Doing his thing inside yesterday.

On the front page of Dongbu’s website.

Unfortunately, they list him as being from “Cal State-Berkeley.”

saw this tweet: https://twitter.com/#!/boomtho/status/161738767181426688
made me laugh.

Rod Benson @boomtho
Just downloaded “Instinctively” by Yoon Jong Shin. I think it was my final step to becoming fully Korean.

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by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 3:09 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

I woulda put Boomtho in the front. He stands out and could help sell tickets.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

It seems as if he’s developed a korean twitter following, but unfortunately, he’s out in Wonju, a small city in a largely rural region, and not in a big city like Seoul. Think he’d be a big draw in a bigger city.

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Wilner’s picking Cal to finish 2nd in Pac12N

2. Cal: An unconventional (and, admittedly, possibly erroneous) pick. I’m not sure there’s much difference between Cal, Stanford and Washington — except the Bears return both a veteran quarterback in Zach Maynard and their top playmakers (Keenan Allen and Isi Sofele). The defense should be decent and possibly very good if the touted young linemen become impact players.

Nowhere did that blurb address the OL. I believe we’ll have a new C, RG (Galas?), and LT, to go with our LG Schwenke (played a lot of games, but is he good?) and RT MSG (who should be at G). Isi’s come along ways and Maynard’s certainly a veteran, but that’s a lof of n00bnes there.

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by carp on Jan 25, 2012 4:32 AM PST reply actions  

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

YA WHOEVER WAS PICKED FIRST IS TOTALLY DOOOOOOOOOOMED

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard that Coach M wants to move MSG to guard.

That assumes Schwenke (LG), Galas ©, MSG (RG) + two new tackles. Not sure if it will be T. Rigsbee (backed up both last year, recovering from shoulder surg), Matt Williams (Juco blueshirt), Bryan Farley (walk-on blueshirt), or a true frosh like Tagaloa or Okafor.

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Summers-Gavin would probably go back to left guard. Seems like that's always been his natural position.

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by AERose on Jan 25, 2012 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe. But would we really want to move Schwenke over after he’s played 3 years at LG?

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Do we have a legit non-Galas option for Center? I’d love to reduce the bad snaps

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Matt Cochran.

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by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

As a true freshman? dude must be awesome

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope so.

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by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

It’d be a nice story, but I seriously doubt it considering there’s so much to learn and the amount of responsibility involved in the position

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Alejandro Croswaithe? Hear he’s been taking snaps at center. Or was that the other dude?

by iVinshe on Jan 25, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Want better snaps? Adcock.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

DOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

YEAH BOOOO SECOND PLACE

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

HEY!

Second place is nothing to sneeze at!

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s my point exactly.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I just wanted an excuse to say so.

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Williams and Farley will dominate at OT with some support from T. Rigsbee

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

UO back in/still in the mix for Shaq?

Thompson, from Sacramento’s Grant High School, has told the Sacramento Bee that he has narrowed his decision to Cal, UW and Oregon.

"I don’t know what I’m doing to do," Thompson told ESPN.com. "I know this is a business and everyone has to do what’s best for them, but this one still hurts. I’ve known Tosh forever. He has been recruiting me for the last three years and, even though he won’t be my position coach, he’s a big reason I got interested in Cal in the first place."

Thompson was trading Twitter messages with several Oregon players this week — including Thomas, freshman receiver B.J. Kelley and LaMichael James, the Ducks’ career rushing leader — which generated some excitement among UO fans online and on the social media site. (For the record, Thompson also communicated via Twitter with athletes connected to UCLA and Washington.)

"Suddenly Oregon jumped back in the mix (for Thompson) when they were all but eliminated," DuckTerritory.com reported.

Not long ago, the Ducks were also thought to be out of the running for Armstead, a 6-foot-8, 285-pound native of Elk Grove, Calif.

The recruitment of Armstead has been just as unpredictable. Cal, Auburn, Notre Dame and Oregon are generally thought to be his top schools.

It would be nice if Cal had half of the media coverage that UO gets up north.

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by carp on Jan 25, 2012 4:39 AM PST reply actions  

Oregon aint got shit to compete against media wise.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

O NO YOU DI'NT

The Northwest League dominates the summer sports scene!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

He wants to go here? Great. He doesn’t want to go here? Great. HURRY UP AND LETS MOVE FWD

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 25, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Feb 1 cant come soon enough!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s best dealt with like a bad break-up.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

You mean I need to have another bonfire in my backyard?

by unclesam22 on Jan 25, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

word. And unless he’s Ed Reed, II back there, how much of an impact can a safety really make? Taylor Mays was overhyped. I think his only career pick was when Riley hit him in the North end zone at your CMS.

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by carp on Jan 25, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Ummm, that season, yes. But he played for more than one season. A great safety can really help a secondary.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah this

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Mays wasn't grabbing picks because he was too busy doing what he was put on the field to do:

Hit people really hard. And lo and behold, the 2008 pass defense was pretty good! Not so much the 2009 defense though.

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by AERose on Jan 25, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

The only time he touched a ball was when it itched

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s a bit harsh – he was really more like a greyhound, he just needed someone to chase.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t get me wrong, he’s quite an athlete. Would’ve been great in Cal’s system as a blitzing DB or maybe a nickel LB

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Prolly woulda been great in any college system due to his athleticism.

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d say he was good in college, not great. But that’s just me and my DOOOOM tinted glasses

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I think if he’d actually been coached on anything other than “chase and kill” he’d had been better off. Also, his stats at SC dropped waaaaaaaaay off his last year because he was being brought forward to cover for inexperienced linebackers.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

And because his boy Cushing told him to get off the juice ;)

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 25, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Mays wasn’t a linebacker! Or one of the Ting twins!

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by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope he can deliver…

The president’s calls to deny tax breaks to companies that outsource and provide a tax credit to companies that bring jobs back home are good ones. The real challenge will be to ensure that those repatriated jobs are good-paying jobs. The president called for better job training and education, but a skills gap isn’t the main problem. Employers aren’t going to do a lot more hiring until consumers buy more products. Demand is unlikely to recover until Congress agrees to more federal spending, including aid to states for hiring.

Mr. Obama’s idea to use half of the savings from winding down the wars for public-works projects is laudable and could put hundreds of thousands back to work. Republicans are sure to insist that the money be used for deficit reduction, setting up another battle to simply do the obviously right thing. Mr. Obama has pushed banks and Congress to make it easier for borrowers who are current in their payments to refinance. On Tuesday night, he called — finally — for a full investigation of the lending abuses that inflated the bubble and led to the crash. That is the best hope for getting meaningful redress for borrowers.

In addition to his longstanding call to let the high-end Bush-era tax cuts expire, Mr. Obama called for a "Buffett rule" to ensure that millionaires pay an effective rate of at least 30 percent, ensuring that they never pay less than the middle class. "You can call this class warfare all you want," he said. "But asking a billionaire to pay at least as much as his secretary in taxes? Most Americans would call that common sense." We agree.

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by carp on Jan 25, 2012 4:44 AM PST reply actions  

My effective tax rate’s 3x higher than Mitt Romney’s. WTF!

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by carp on Jan 25, 2012 4:46 AM PST up reply actions  

You need to work less and buy a farm.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 7:01 AM PST up reply actions  

also

if I haven’t previously complimented you for your avatar of perfection, let me do so now. If I have, consider this threeve times I’ve done so.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 7:18 AM PST up reply actions  

<3

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by carp on Jan 25, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

How is that possible? Are you including state taxes for you and not for Mitt?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

You have a 42% effective federal tax rate? You are doing something very seriously wrong.

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he’s counting state income tax too.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, the intergalactic tax he pays.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

The Emperor is such a dick.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Let’s get the asian guys with the robot army and go get him!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

You give HOW MUCH to the Mormon church?!?!?1

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I like the president and all

I do not enjoy the annual January call-and-response. Abortions for some, miniature american flags for others!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 7:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Where can I get my miniature American flag?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

China

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by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 7:54 AM PST up reply actions  

One free with every abortion!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

header

PS Watched the GOP REsponse. Or at least part of it. I thought that Mitch Daniels started off strong. He was respectful, but disagreed on the issues.

But man I can’t get past his forehead.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 7:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Fivehead

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 7:55 AM PST up reply actions  

thinking the same thing

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

The responses are even worse than the call-and-response. They can’t be written in real-time, and they’re not extemporaneous, right? Therefore canned talking points. Just send the script as junk fax/spam to everyone in the country and be done with it.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, it can also ruin Bobby Jindal’s burgeoning career. So, there are positives.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

They really shouldn’t have rigged up a talking wooden statuette that way. Totes unbelievable.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought he was Bollywood’s Kenneth Parcell.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah that was the last time i watched a SOTU/response. So sad for him.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

It doesn’t quit

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, everybody was saying that Daniesl was the Republican savior. The one they needed to run in 2012.

That forehead aint never getting elected!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t he actually run for a brief period in this election, or the last one?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I think exploratory committee only.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure, but forming an exploratory committee, putting feelers out, talking to party actors, and finding out you don’t have a very good shot means essentially that you tried and failed/lost.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I think these “saviors” are only “saviors” bc they havent withstood the unbelievable scrutiny of a presidential run.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup. They’re essentially stuck with the candidates they have at this point. There’s not going to be any new person jumping in.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Couldnt have hapened to a better political party

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

What about if it happened to an ASUC party?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Hehe

unbelievable scrutiny of a presidential run.

Or in some cases any scrutiny at all. (H. Cain)

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats why in the polls, “Republican X” runs pretty solid compared to Obama, but specific Republicans arent doing as well. People love hte general thought of an alternative to Obama (or any president really), but then when faced with the alternatives are like, Hey yknow what, hes not so bad

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Republican X was the worst Spike Lee sequel ever!

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Was his forehead the sole committee member?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

They need to stop the constant applauding in the middle of the speech. Hold it until the end. No one cares when you applaud. Do politicians think they’re winning votes by applauding at the right times?

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

The thought of Pelosi’s overenthusiastic applause a few years back still haunts me.

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by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes they do. Also they need to show party loyalty.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Bunch of high schoolers.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

WE CREATED JERRRRRRRBS!!!

[stands and applauds]

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

let's not forget this ...
Our experience with shale gas, our experience with natural gas, shows us that the payoffs on these public investments don’t always come right away. Some technologies don’t pan out; some companies fail. But I will not walk away from the promise of clean energy. I will not walk away from workers like Bryan. (Applause.) I will not cede the wind or solar or battery industry to China or Germany because we refuse to make the same commitment here.

We’ve subsidized oil companies for a century. That’s long enough. (Applause.) It’s time to end the taxpayer giveaways to an industry that rarely has been more profitable, and double-down on a clean energy industry that never has been more promising. Pass clean energy tax credits. Create these jobs. (Applause.)

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I'll hold my tongue for the most part

except to add that letting the market work doesn’t mean “walking away from the promise of clean energy”.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, “letting the market work” is sort of a self-fulfilling prophecy, since the market will always adjust, but it might do this without any American companies.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess I mean “letting the market work” as the opposite of government imposed distortion. For instance, if for political reasons the administration decides to fund Y, but X is actually more scientifically promising, then the market has been distorted.

And whether it’s American companies or not means very little to me. The American consumer will reap the benefit regardless.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I think you’re absolutely right, and economic theory backs you up, but transition can be very painful. This is why we mourn the loss of American manufacturing, instead of finding a new area of expertise.

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

How dare you supply a level headed response!

I, for one, mourn American subsistence farming …

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

What happened to horses! I love horses! Where’s my pony?

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Where is the damn Constitution? I’m pretty sure I’m promised a pony somewhere in there…

by LouisMurphy'sLaw on Jan 25, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Mourn the loss of jobs or manufacturing capacity? If job losses are due to increased productivity, that’s not a bad thing, but I’d argue that we need the manufacturing capacity.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d say the current dialogue is to mourn the loss of jobs, namely manufacturing jobs where a guy with a minimal HS education (if that) could work a full-time job, with benefits, earn a middle class wage, and retire at 60 after working at the same plant his entire life.

As far as manufacturing capacity, I’m not sure what you mean? Are you saying there aren’t enough consumer goods on sale now? Because I would argue that manufacturing efficiency is at its highest point now.

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

That would be true if they were only funding one particular approach. It’s less true when funding goes to multiple avenues of research, which is one area where the lack of an imperative to show immediate ROI makes government intervention attractive.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know what “less true” means in this sense. It’s still distortion no matter how you cut it because the decisions to invest aren’t made on political instead of economic rationale. So whether Y is one approach or multiple approaches, it really doesn’t matter. Private capital then flocks to those approaches as they seek to compete for government grants or loans instead of actual profits. It’s not clear at all that the government is doing any good here.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s only if you believe global warming is a hoax, because coal fired plants are massively cheaper now, so by this logic, no alternative sources of energy should be found.

That’s a totally market driven answer, but is it the right one?

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Being cheap is only one factor. Obviously there are both image and legal factors that have to be taken into account. Apple doesn’t produce the cheapest products.

You’re still thinking like a technocrat. There isn’t a right answer. There is simply what human ingenuity can produce.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think you answered my question (not that you have to) but “the market” in and of itself isn’t the answer to every issue.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

"Should I break up with my nagging girlfriend?"

“The market”

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Trickle down economics.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa. TMI.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually that’s one where a market analysis would be helpful.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Who hasn’t indulged in some comparison shopping every once in a while?

by LouisMurphy'sLaw on Jan 25, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer to be a mystery shopper!

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

“The Market” is really just a proxy for human preferences. So when I say “let the market” decide, I really should say “let everyone decide for themselves”.

In your example, its possible that the choice might actually be damaging to people. The perpetrators could be either civilly or criminally liable for their behavior, if there is enough evidence. I’m almost advocating government intervention here, but not intervention defined as financially backing alternatives.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

So the government should only spend money suing people, but not on research and development for new technologies?

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

The government should not spend money suing people (thats for people to do) and should also not spend money on R&D (that’s also for people to do). From an ethical perspective I think it’s wrong to force solutions on people, from a utilitarian perspective I think it’s unproductive to force solutions on people.

In this case, the only government spending I’m advocating is in the adjudication of legal complaints or drafting of new laws.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Profitability does not drive the best R&D, especially on long-horizon projects. Government spending can bring to bear resources at a level not available otherwise.

by WolverBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Profitability does not drive the best R&D, especially on long-horizon projects.

Agreed, but politics doesn’t either. My claim is you’re not increasing utility by adding government money.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

My claim is you’re not increasing utility by adding government money.

Government money = research.

No goverment money = less / no research.

How is that not an improvement?

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by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re neglecting a lot of terms there, including (1) the value of the research to society, (2) tax payer money lost that would be off doing other productive things, and (3) the private investment loss due to crowding.

Even as you stated its not as simple as you’re making it out to be. As an example think of some completely worthless research endeavor. Then put the price tag on such research as astronomical. Sure seems like “no research” would be the right answer there.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to say that I think all of these objections are fine from a text book standpoint and utter rubbish in the context of alternative energy research. There are significant barriers to change that private entities cannot or will not overcome, and you’re essentially saying, no, none of those exist, there is an optimal model that involves no government involvement.

I can’t make the case that government funded research is always optimally efficient but the notion that it has no benefit and by extension has never had any benefit is counter-factual.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Understood.

By the way, writing all of this while getting paid on a government R&D contract is very … surreal.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh my god I’m getting paid on a government IT contract, we’re totally sticking it to the taxpayers!

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by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

BRB sending screenshot to the GAO

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Whatevs, it’s DCAA I have to worry about… wait, where’s the cancel button???

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by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I have a copy of your timesheet?

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

NEVER

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by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I <3 you.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I got an erection reading that.

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

This seems like a very theoretical rather than practical discussion, but I’m a practical guy myself. But I have to point out that your comment that people should sue, is extremely unpractical, if this is in reference to global warming. (which is where it started).

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I would be fine with minimal incentives and a carbon tax that correctly prices things in a manner that takes into account social/environmental costs of various energy sources. Then the market would work. Cap and trade was supposed to be a market-oriented solution. But that got shot down by climate change denialists on the right, so pretty much the only politically palatable thing to do is throw money at some new technologies and hope one of them pans out.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

My only problem with this scheme is that there is presumably some authority somewhere deciding what the correct price of social and environmental costs are. At what point does that “correct price” become dominated by politics instead of science? One need not look very far to find examples of that today (the MPG standard and the whole Plan B hubbub come to mind).

I don’t really know what a better way is, I’m just voicing my displeasure.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

At what point does that "correct price" become dominated by politics instead of science?

It’s dominated by politics and not science now, at ZERO! Does that not bother you, then?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It does bother me, because I believe the government has artificially set the price at 0. Privatization would allow that value to float effectively.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would companies decide to take the social cost into account on their own when they don’t have to?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean like every organic food vendor in the country?

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I mean like natural gas frackers and coal fired power plants and three mile island and BP….

And yeah, niche markets might be able to develop. People buy carbon offsets for stuff, or buy organic food like you pointed out but that’s a tiny tiny TINY fraction of the total market even within those sectors.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Most people are not voluntarily going to pay more. Have you ever heard of the free rider problem, or the tragedy of the commons?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I believe both of those problems are generally compounded by government. I would love to elaborate, but now I have a status meeting. Something, unfortunately, I can’t “Z” my way through.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re suggesting that any government intervention is a distortion and thus bad. I’m proposing that even if you want to use the word “distortion,” simply funding alternative paths of research at the level of basic science is inherently beneficial. Not all grants go directly to companies anyway, for that kind of research, but rather universities and research institutes. For example, a friend of mine works for a government lab in Colorado that does a lot of research on improving alternative energy efficiency (in other words, things like making solar panels more efficient). They do a lot of collaborative work with private sector entities – so the firms get access to research and the lab can do more of it. That to me seems like a positive outcome with only a whiff of rentier behavior.

In any case, there’s a broader issue here, which is that human ingenuity on its own isn’t enough to prompt change. There’s a massive amount of money that’s been sunk into the infrastructure for existing energy generation / distribution, especially with oil. What company that has to maximize profits is going to voluntarily decide to create a new infrastructure from scratch without having any idea if it’s going to pay off? None of them – nor should they. Part of the role of government here should be to set standards and reduce risk so that private actors can behave in a way that generates profit for them as well as indirect benefits for the rest of us.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

yay

nothing says clean and green like “battery industry”!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, this is true.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, I was hoping to reverse your sarcasm with genuine comment. I don’t know if it worked. Boo.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

IRREVERSIBLE SARCASM TRIUMPHS AGAIN!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

(Point being, energy storage is necessary component of widespread clean energy adoption.)

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I know they mean as a replacement for coal-powered pencil sharpeners and such, but still. All batteries are filled with nasty stuff, no? It just sounded funny to me at the time. I’m easily amused.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

BTW, and I feel compelled to discuss this with my chemical e-friend, but I supported the scarring pipeline from Alberta to LSU or whatevs. I don’t like funding both sides of wars in the Middle East. I’m all for affordable clean energy, but I think this is a good step in the right direction (if we, in fact, actually took that step).

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by carp on Jan 25, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Mixed feelings about this; one) yeah buying oil from Canadians seems like a good idea, but two) don’t they have to use a lot of fossil-fuel energy just to get at this oil source, making its carbon footprint that much larger?

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

We buy the largest share of oil from Canada anyhow, and then Mexico second. And, yes, Shale is fairly dirty.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

A lot of the Keystone oil would have gone overseas. The US became a net oil exporter in 2011, and the Canadians could have gotten more money from their oil in Europe.

by paleodan on Jan 26, 2012 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

There is no way the US is a net oil exporter.

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by Cugel on Jan 27, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I heard probably most of the speech last night, and the one thing I really had issue with was when he proposed the expansion of fracking and said, don’t worry, we’ll make sure companies disclose the chemicals they use! Disclose? That’s it??

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s just diesel fuel, benzene, toluene, ethylbenzene, carbon disulfide, naphthalene, pyridines and xylene SLEEP WELL AMERICA

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 25, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

First you take your diesel fuel, then you take your benzene…

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

What do you get?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Thirsty.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 25, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

My car in college.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Did the exhaust smell like french fries?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

No, it smelled like diesel. Mmmmm.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

30%

is just too damn much to pay to one entity. No matter how much you make.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, have I got the presidential candidate for you!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

No, most likely, you don’t.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Sarkozy?

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

this is our tax-rate. WHEEEEEEEEE

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Marginal or Effective?

If effective, I’m so sorry.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

If effective, then congrats on the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ you guys are making!! :)

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s right, and when my friend (who is a doctor) got his 7-series BMW stolen I said “Congratulations on being able to afford a BMW!”

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re a good friend.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Marginal. its still a scary number, but I loves my country!

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

What is diff?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

The way income tax works

The rate on taxable income between $0-8,500 is 10%
The rate on taxable income between $8,500-34,500 is 15%

So if you make $10,000, you pay 10% on the first $8,500 and 15% on the next $1,500. Your marginal rate is 15% because each additional dollar you make will be taxed at 15%. however, your effective rate on your total income is 10.75%.

Though that’s just a simple case, and in reality it’d actually be less than that because you get a personal exemption and other deductions or credits.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank god you explained this, I was trying to come up with a clear way and was just fumbling.

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Ditto here. I actually just gave up.

Effective tax rate is the total tax rate you paid once you add everything up. The marginal tax rate is what you paid on your last dollar.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

So you and Maynard have something in common!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Kyle Williams would have been the better comparison. EVERYONE IS A JOKE CRITIC!!!!

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

IT STILL HURTS!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Swing Voter Reaction

Focus group results

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

The guy is

the best presidential speaker we’ll probably see in our lifetimes. I give him credit for that. Nothing else.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

why do you hate Regan? therefore hating all that is good about America?

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

To be fair

I was 9 when Reagan exited office. I also think he was a great speaker, but considering a lot of peeps on here are younger than I, I don’t consider him “in our lifetimes”.

I also hate everything good about America.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

good good, let the hate flow through you.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

/cues wedding night joke

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

The first place that Reagan spoke to a general audience after leaving office was USC. I went because I thought he was an utter buffoon, and I wanted to see what the hype had been about: what had I been missing? In person, he was incredibly charismatic – it was like seeing a rock star; he moseyed out onto the stage and was just on. Admittedly he had a friendly audience… anyway, from a content standpoint, I can’t say I was that impressed with Reagan, but in person? Damn.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard this similar charisma argument regarding Bill Clinton

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

He is super charismatic.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I did see him in person, but I was up on the second level and wasnt really close enough to get a whiff of the charisma

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

He shook my hand and the charisma eminated throughout me.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to hug you

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

You just want my cologne!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

And I would make the same argument regarding a current president. We elect personality. It’s not necessarily a flaw in the system, but it exists nonetheless.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I loved Dubya’s personality!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

cringe.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

heh heh heh

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, a 16 Charisma does give a +3 bonus to Persuade, amirite?

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard this similar charisma argument regarding Ragnarok

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, you’ve seen him in his leather motorcycle jacket! That’s charisma.

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I wanted to hug him

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Don Regan wasn’t so bad, he signed many many bills of money I have fond recollections of from younger days.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Don Regan? The Treasury Secretary?

by Glanko on Feb 7, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

NOTHING ELSE!!!!

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s pretty good with an Al Green cover, that has to count for something.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

and he did go all in on the milk joke. Got to give him credit for that.

by fiatlux on Jan 25, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Within two weeks, that’ll go away

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

2 hours, more likely.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Not when he had STATE OF THE UNION 2: UNION HARDER next week

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

HAWT.

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

STATE OF THE UNION 3: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

State of the Union: Episode I : With Jar-Jar Binks

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by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 25, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Mesa raise taxes and cut deficit!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

“effective rate”

So… disincentivize giving to charity?

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

at some point, giving to charities is just an effin right off for the purpose of the uber rich. I like the Gates Foundation, and the like, but I often feel they’re a PR machine equipped with overpaid management.

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by carp on Jan 25, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually, the Gates foundation is one of the more efficient charity vehicles out there…

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

You are overly suspicious – a guy I know is an epidemiologist and has very good things to say about both the science and management behind what they support.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

it would be an effin write off.

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

How much is charitable giving helping the tax rates of those making a lot of money right now?

by WolverBear on Jan 25, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

A ridiculous amount

That’s why there are entire trusts (the CRT) based around giving to charity.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

How did everyone like the terrible “spilled milk” joke? :)

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I liked it…simply because he knew it was turrble and his face showed it too

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

same here. you could soooo see him saying to himself before the joke – because we could all see it coming – that he couldn’t believe he was going to make that joke… but he did it… and went with it.

by fiatlux on Jan 25, 2012 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants sign Lincecum to two year contract for $40M
extending his time with the team by 0.

Unless he and the Giants renegotiate before the end of the 2013 season – which the team still considers possible – Lincecum will be eligible to sell himself to the highest bidder for 2014 and beyond. The deep-pocketed teams no doubt will play and perhaps even salivate at the prospect of signing the two-time Cy Young winner, especially if Matt Cain is off the market.

If the Giants sense that Lincecum will walk as a free agent and choose to trade him before this deal expires, they can, though he secured the right to reject a certain number of teams each year.

The only potential losers are fans who are dying to see Lincecum stay in San Francisco for his entire career and were hoping the sides could forge a much longer contract.

Sources said Lincecum and the Giants discussed deals beyond two years. According to Jon Heyman of CBSSports.com, Lincecum rejected a five-year offer worth at least $100 million, which only feeds fans’ fears that the 27-year-old right-hander wants out after 2013 because of a perennially weak offense.

2012 Giants by salary:

Barry Zito: $19M
Tim Lincecum: $18M
Matt Cain: $15.33 (last year of contract)
Aaron Rowand: $13.6M (food and per diem now courtesy of the Miami Marlins)
Aubrey Huff: $10M

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 7:17 AM PST reply actions  

also

if he wouldn’t agree to a long-term deal, why the hell would they give him any kind of no-trade protection at all? Jeebus.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 7:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see any no-trade clauses in the article…

It pretty much looks like they’re just locking him up to avoid arbitration over the next 2 years.

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

it be in there
If the Giants sense that Lincecum will walk as a free agent and choose to trade him before this deal expires, they can, though he secured the right to reject a certain number of teams each year.

Also, help is on the way for the Giants’ batting order too!

They seem thinnest at shortstop, where Ryan Theriot and Edgar Renteria are unsigned.

Ronny Paulino might be the best of a very weak field of backup catchers still available. Outfielder Raul Ibañez remains a free agent as well.

That is also, sadly, in the article. I’m reminded of the Nader quote about Bush being “beyond satire”.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, didn’t see that. That just gives him marginal control over his destiny though. Regardless, since he’s commanding that kind of salary, he’ll have to go to the bigger clubs anyways.

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

It just seems amusing that they conceded that in an arb buyout. At this point all they bought was $1M of cost certainty this year and.. .probably not too much for next year. Would he really get much more than $22M in an arb hearing next year?

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

It honestly sounds like he’s taking a wait-and-see approach to the direction of the club. He’s still in the relative prime of his career (although I find his throwing motion a bit disconcerting), so he can pretty much still go anywhere and be successful. I don’t think it’s the money since he can only eek out a few more million/year anyways (going by what Sabbathia is paid).

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I certainly don’t have anything against him for taking the short deal, even if that’s not what I’d advise him to do.

If he stays healthy he might be crazy like a fox, too… some of those long-term deals can seem awfully cheap when there’s long-term salary inflation. Except for Giants long-term contracts :(

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Kershaw effect

He wants out because he doesn’t want to lose to Kershaw 1-0 or 2-1 everytime.

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by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 25, 2012 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Good news… if they sign Theriot and Raul Ibanez they might score negative runs!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Well it is Theriot (TOOTBLAN – Thrown Out On The Bases Like a Nincompoop) so they should take a run away when he does something stupid on the basepaths.

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 25, 2012 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Normally, I'd make fun of you for posting either lazy DBDs or stupid and nonsensical ones

But I really liked this one! I admire your dedication to the Jumbaco cause and though I’m disappointed that you didn’t deflate the buns before eating the Jumbaco properly, you made it!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 7:25 AM PST reply actions  

Hey I put 1,000,000x more effort into this DBD than the other 99% of the ones I do these days.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 7:30 AM PST up reply actions  

This is truly a DBD for the 1%!

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

The Jumbaco is egalitarian!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 7:26 AM PST reply actions  

a/s/l

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Where is the location?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably some salt plain, usually Salar de Uyuni in Bolivia provides the famous pictures.

by WolverBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with this 100%. Taxpayer funded research should be public.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely. I’m sick of calling up college girls just to get data I need!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Rejections = data?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Rejections = DATES!

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- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

The whole system is flawed

Researchers want to publish in more prestigious journals, and more prestigious journals can charge more for their subscription, making the whole problem worse. The incentives are all wrong for making the research publicly available for free. Taxpayers fund the research but not the journals which publish the research, and those journals have to make money to stay in business.

Open Access journals are one solution, but until they get enough prestige for researchers to publish their most important results in them, the system won’t change. Usually such journals charge around $1400 per paper for publishing, and it seems unreasonable for the researcher to pay for that out of his / her own pocket. So that cost would be added to the cost of the research, meaning more taxpayer funds go towards it.

One solution is to make important results of the research public, even if the papers themselves are not free. Note that the government labs do this already, for the most part. You can do google searches and just put “site:osti.gov” and that will pull up DOE reports, which contain basically verbatim information which is in the pay-for-access papers.

by johnnycougar on Jan 25, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Welcome, fellow researcher!

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s a helpful tip. Thanks!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Welcome, fellow researcher!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

GET.OUT.OF.THIS.THREAD!!!

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you saying I’m not a researcher?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

You heard me the first time!

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Let me turn up my hearing aid.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Does legal research not count?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Not when used to evict grandmothers.

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by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think I was being serious, but now I’m confused.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I wasn’t sure if I was confused or not, now I think I’m seriously confused.

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Welcome, fellow researcher!

I wanted to play, too.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

GET.OUT.OF.THIS.THREAD!!!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

hey research nerds: GO!

Didn’t someone link an article a couple weeks back about the number of scholarly journals pumping out things that are never cited anywhere by anyone? It would make perverse, perfect sense that these are the very expensive subscriptions being discussed here.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Idk if I posted it, but I read it…h/o…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Here's one

Academia: Small-school science

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Part of the spike in applications was a result in decreases in NSF grant funding… people started looking for “medical” spins from their research.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

As a lifetime member of the alumni association, I’m able to access these journals through any UC library for free! Which I used a lot during my MBA but not so much after that.

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

wait rly?

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

OH MY GOD YES.

Annual library membership: $100.
with Alumni Membership: $0

cost of alumni membership (annual): $50
Lifetime alumni membership: $750

library membership pays for itself in 7.5 years, then you get all UC library access for life for free
*note that this does not cover remote access, i.e. searching library from home. So, to access journals, you must actually go onto a UC campus.

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve just gone to other campuses, told them I was an alum and they let me in.

I do this at UCSD all the time when I need a place to work and visiting family down there.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

you can actually sign up to be a “library member” and check out books, etc at any UC campus as long as you have your CAA id.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

You can ‘enter’ almost any UC library, but with Alumni membership, you can get a library card and actually borrow books and shiz.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah. I don’t check out books. Just use the WiFi and books on site.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Still good. I love the library :)

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

TEACH ME TO READ!

Seriously, I didn’t know that. Bargain!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah you reminded me this… but didn’t you get free access via your b-school?

and apparently i have access to proquest through my alumni org… i really ought to try to use this more.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

My b-school had a much smaller library than the HAAS library, and plus, I already knew all my Cal priveledges, so I didn’t feel like learning a new system.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

ah fair enough. was a math major for undergrad, never really had to do any research.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Reasearch is suprisingly fun! /nerd

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Why did no one mention this when I was debating buying CAA lifetime membership? They mentioned that I could save 10% on paintings of Oski climbing the Campinele, but not this…

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

It was totally mentioned.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s in all the literature, it’s the most popular benefit, I have NO DOUBT that they tried to mention it to you.

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, damnit, now I have a tough decision to make over the next six days.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, $20 a month. If they charge it to a credit card, you’ll even be earning reward points. I’m a poor grad student, and I’m doing it.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, I see you have the ‘young alum’ price. Good going.

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

So do I!

For six more days.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

How do you get this “young alum” price?

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

“Recent Graduate rate is for those who graduated from Cal in 2008–2011.”

I think it’s last 5 years.

by WolverBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahhhh

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

also, if you start the payment plan on the young alum rate, you are ‘locked in’ on that rate. So even if you need to take a break for whatever reason, you can always come back and pay the young alum/original amount.

When I worked there, I knew people that paid off their young alum membership from 1970s, for a grand total of $125.

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh. Hm. Maybe I should hold off on my last 2 years…

by WolverBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

but you’re not a member if you’re not paying. It’s more of a nice courtesy not to charge you interest or late fees or anything at all.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Right. My consideration is that I’m currently deriving few benefits, and also earning quite little to support much charitable giving. But I’ll probably still re-up in June.

by WolverBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

You must perform some ritual sacrifices.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I bathe and still got the rate.

by WolverBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d just charge it all now.

$500 is theoretically affordable now. But it may not be 2 years from now.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, there is no cost to finance it, it will still be $500 at the begining and at the end. So economic theory would suggest you should keep the cash and earn interest on it. But just pay for it, you’ll feel better once it is over.

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely. And even if I don’t earn interest, inflation would mean I’m theoretically paying less.

But that’s not counting the scenario above, whereby I have a steady cashflow right this second, but I won’t later on?

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

These are two different considerations. One is the future value of money, purely economic, the other is the managerial value of having cash on hand, which is more like a leveraging decision. How leveraged do you want to be?

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

TRIPLE LEVERED

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

The Russian judge gave you a 10.0 for your Triple Leveaged

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn Commie bastards!!!

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

we are such nerds!! love it.

by the federer express on Jan 25, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Nerds gotta nerd.

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Smart, not nerds.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone posted this online

I think it’s bullshit that congressional members get better retirement benefits than career military.

What say you, CGB?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 7:52 AM PST reply actions  

SLAP FIGHT SLAP FIGHT SLAP FIGHT SLAP FIGHT

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 7:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s noxious that legislators are paid large salaries at all.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 7:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s noxious that legislators are paid at all.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I second this motion to amend the legislation! How much do I get?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

A bumper sticker and a pin!

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Dammit I was hoping for either a mini-American flag or an abortion :(

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by CruzinBears on Jan 25, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

ONLY THE INDEPENDENTLY WEALTHY ARE FIT TO SERVE!

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

No one is fit to serve.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I like this brand of negativity you have going.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Positivity just encourages them.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

“stop trying to help!”

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS IS AMPLY DEMONSTRATED BY ALL THE IMPOVERISHED CURRENT LEGISLATORS IN WASHINGTON AND SACRAMENTO

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Columbuses of the East and West, respectively.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Columbi?

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by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Columbo

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Colombiana!

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Congressional members who served in the military have to keep pace with their own salaries, it’s a never ending loop.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I say that getting the job that makes the rules is a wise career path.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

career military? sack the fuck up boohoo, politicians suck we know but they get better retirement benefits than almost everyone

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

for the Athletic Supporters- link to old article found in a thread on AN
The Designated Runners celebrated.

Most of the time, discussion of Finley’s speed demon is limited to Herb Washington, the former track star that Finley pretended was a baseball player for most of two seasons. In fact, Washington was one of five speed-only players that, with the exception of 1971, were part of the A’s roster every year from 1969 through 1977. These players almost never batted because it was understood that they couldn’t hit. Their only job was to run:

And for the O’Malley fetishists, a bit from the 1974 WS:

Washington ran for Rudi, while the immortal Angel Mangual pinch-hit for pitcher Blue Moon Odom. Ignoring Mangual, [Doyer reliever Mike] Marshall calmly wheeled and picked Washington off of first base. He then struck out Mangual. Ballgame over.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 7:54 AM PST reply actions  

Speaking of benefits...

Soccer silliness

AC Milan standout midfielder Kevin-Prince Boateng is on the sidelines with an injury, and his girlfriend Melissa Satta claims it’s because of their steamy bedroom behavior.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 7:55 AM PST reply actions  

hawt

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s an injury I could get behind.

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by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

NSFW

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

i mean NSFW

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Definitely could get behind an injury like that.

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- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Show off

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Not everyone has your prowess!

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by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

no bed…the pitch is the bed.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

She broke him = gauntlet thrown.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Good point. That is quite the pinnacle of …exertion.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not suggesting that you try and break Rags, incidentally.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

good, good, cover your liabilities.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I am thinking of trying to see if I can use this as a way to harness my wife’s competitive streak however.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it seems like the only way to measure ‘winning’ is by injury or destruction…. so by that yardstick, Mrs. Kodiak is clearly a tiger in bed.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t need to win that badly… oh, who do I think I’m kidding.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s a dragon, actually.

And I’m a rabbit.

Suddenly, it all makes sense.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

TMI

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

So in 12 years I can look forward to falling apart at the knee hip foot everywhere, too?

by WolverBear on Jan 25, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

so Mrs WolverBear is also a dragon?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh, that wasn’t too fair. I’m more boomtho than atoms at the relationship stage.

by WolverBear on Jan 25, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Who are the married DBD Indians? Hmm….

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

atoms and kolwave are the closest, i think

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi is married to Vegas, he’s ditching his friends for her.

by WolverBear on Jan 25, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s ditching to get hot for her. That’s like one desperate stalker level.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

So, no Indian, as far as we can tell by the color of people’s comments and the rings on their typing hands.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re a rabbit?

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Jan 25, 2012 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

If you tilt your head, he looks like a duck.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not a witch, though!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 26, 2012 12:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Oooh, using a harness. That’s kinky!

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

NinersNation talks Senior Bowl:

The close of the 2011 NFL season for the 49ers means we will start switching gears and begin preparations for free agency and the draft. We’ll have plenty of recap and review content over the coming weeks, but we’ll also be looking ahead as the 49ers prepare to add new talent to the roster.

The road to the 2012 NFL Draft is officially underway and the next stop is the Senior Bowl coming to you from Mobile, Alabama this Saturday. The game will be observed by plenty of scouts and personnel executives, but the week of practice leading up to the game is the more significant part of the Senior Bowl. The players are put through numerous drills and prep periods by the two coaching staffs. The game provides some insight, but given the “pick-up nature” of the game the practices are likely to provide better information.

Later today I’ll start getting some practice reports together to give us an idea of who is performing well and who is struggling. Are there any specific players you’d like updates on? I’ll poke around for pertinent information in general, but if people want details on specific players or positions, give me a heads-up. In the meantime, here is a rundown of the Senior Bowl weigh-ins.

Just to head some of you off at the pass, Kellen Moore is one guy who appears to be struggling a bit this week. He is one of the bigger names in the game given his high profile at Boise State. The 49ers likely won’t be drafting a quarterback, but if a guy like Moore falls far enough, maybe they take a look at him. I have nothing to indicate one way or the other, but it’s worth considering.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 7:58 AM PST reply actions  

Probably too short to see over the OL.

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Read that it’s arm strength issues.

He has to dial it up to throw the deeper patterns, and that is hurting his accuracy.

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

This isn’t all that surprising, is it?

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by Ohio Bear on Jan 25, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess not. I wonder if he’ll be like Chad Pennington, and have some modicum of success due to great anticipation.

He’ll need the right system.

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

If anyone can succeed as a 5'10 quarterback with deficient arm strength, it's definitely Moore.

That isn’t even a backhanded compliment. Moore probably crossed the 10,000-hour threshold before he even got to high school, by now he probably understands football on a zen level.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Jan 25, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is the Senior Bowl in Mobile, AL anyway? Couldn’t they pick somewhere higher profile, easier to get to, etc.?

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Let Mobile have its day. The other 364 days a year it’s Mobile fuckin’ Alabama.

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by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha. This for sure.

by unclesam22 on Jan 25, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

First game was played in Jacksonville FL, all subsequent games have been played in Mobile. I do not know why.

Mobile is a slightly interesting place actually…

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

HE FORGOT TO HOLSTER! HE FORGOT TO HOLSTER!

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by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

CRAZY WHITE MAN WITH A GUN! CRAZY WHITE MAN WITH A GUN!

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by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Raiders hire Dennis Allen as HC:


“He must have a military background, that’s the first thing I thought of. Must have been in the military or had that in his family background, some way or another. That’s the way he carries himself,” cornerback Andre Goodman said. “His thing is discipline, discipline, discipline. Do everything right, all the time, and never let up.”
This is the quote from the Denver Post article by Lindsay H. Jones that Ghost Raider posted that really makes me excited about the future with Dennis Allen as our head coach. I know for a fact that I am not the only one that had their attention captured by that particular quote. Those are the kind of words that we need to hear our own players speaking about our new coach. Even more importantly than speaking those words is embracing them and having the effect of them show on the field.

I like this hire from Reggie McKenzie because it addresses the two major problems that cost us a shot at the playoffs this past year under Hue Jackson: Penalties and Defense. We needed this type of military discipline head coach to come in and make the players accountable. Each and every one of those players needs to know that bone head penalties are what cost us games.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 7:59 AM PST reply actions  

Man, this seems like a pretty boring hire. I’m sure he’ll last a year or two and they’ll kick him to the curb like they do with every other coach.

On a side note, I REALLY REALLY want Hue Jackson to become OC for the Chiefs.

6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting

by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 25, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

MEH

This is what they come up with after kicking Hue to the curb? MEH.

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Well Hue kinda threw everyone under the bus after the last game…

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I liked Hue, esp with that scar on the appropriate eye!

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by CruzinBears on Jan 25, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Lots of hires are meh.

And lots of “exciting” head coach hires turn out to be meh…or worse (see Steve Spurrier for the Washington Redskins as an example).

When John Madden was hired by Al Davis in 1969, how many people thought that this was the guy who would lead the Raiders to their first Super Bowl win? To say nothing of the Raiders making the AFL/AFC Championship in 7 of his 10 years as Raiders head coach.

How about Tom Flores for the 2nd and 3rd Raiders Super Bowl trophies? Or how about Bill Walsh leading the 49ers to three Super Bowl titles in a span of 10 years?

When they were hired, Madden, Flores, and Walsh were meh hires.

Meanwhile, Spurrier, Mike Ditka (at New Orleans), and Mike Holmgren (at Seattle) were exciting hires with meh results.

Just sayin’.

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by FiatSlug on Jan 25, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

When John Madden was hired by Al Davis in 1969, how many people thought that this was the guy who would lead the Raiders to their first Super Bowl win? To say nothing of the Raiders making the AFL/AFC Championship in 7 of his 10 years as Raiders head coach.

I did!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

How about Jim Harbaugh?!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

An exciting hire with exciting results

Those do happen. I’ll give Harbaugh this: he made the jump from successful NCAA HC to successful NFL HC. It’s a jump usually not made (Steve Spurrier and Nick Saban being merely two examples; Pete Carroll may be another).

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by FiatSlug on Jan 25, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

This is exactly why I was so upset when they hired him

But, knock on wood, I’m very happy so far!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

So say we all! (well Niners fans anyway) (the nerdy ones)

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

DON’T CALL ME A NERD

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Frakkin’ cylons!

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I was happy he was gone from the furd.

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Win win!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Please don’t be all sensible when I am trying to be MEH. Many thanks in advance.

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

If he spent more time trying to get into the playoffs rather than playing the game of thrones within the Raider organization, he’d still be around.

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

GSoM talks future:

The draft is over. So, what happens now? Eventually there will be another season, assuming the CBA issues are resolved (I think that will be sooner rather than later, the NBA is near an all-time high in popularity, after all). Today, I’m going to play virtual GM, and give one possible scenario for re-building the team. Many, if not most of you, will not like this vision. Well, I should say, you will not like the immediate future of the vision. But the long-term goal is to build a contender – not just a team that makes it to the first round and quickly exits, but a real contender that is a threat to go deep into the playoffs every year. Keep reading to see what I think it would take, and then take your best shot at me in the comments.



Ok, so here’s the deal. As it is currently constructed, our favorite team is squarely mediocre. The front office might look like solid gold right now, but the team is essentially fool’s gold. Here’s a quick run down of the roster:

Stephen Curry – A young point guard who potentially has an All-Star ceiling, but I honestly don’t see him having first or second team All-NBA potential at this point in his career. I think he can be the third or possibly even the second-best player on a contending team, but I just don’t see him being the best player on a team that is ever in contention. But he is clearly an important piece of the future, and it is a point-guard dominated league, so he stays.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 8:00 AM PST reply actions  

Kings ratings up 33% in Sacto:

Comcast SportsNet California released some good news on Tuesday: ratings for Sacramento Kings games shown on the network are up 33 percent over last year, drawing an average rating of 2.37. (That means that 2.37 percent of all television households in the Sacramento market are watching a Kings games when it’s on. This even counts the 30-point losses!)

Ratings have grown in key areas, as well: adults 18-49 are up 98 percent and men 18-49 are up 67 percent.

There’s one more interesting note: to date, attendance at home games is up 10 percent. Attendance had grown last season over the previous year, so we’re seeing some sustained growth in this area. Given that the team remains in the cellar, this shows should pretty incredible commitment on the part of Kings fans … and some excellent work by the franchise’s sales team and the league’s SWAT team of business folks. And, of course, we need to bow at the altar of Jim Gray.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 8:00 AM PST reply actions  

SilverScreenAndROll talks beasts or burden:

Losing against Miami on the road? Alright. The next day in Orlando on a back-to-back? Explainable. At home after a day of rest and starting off with a 27-14 first quarter lead against the Pacers? Yikes. The loss was disturbing not only for the continued lack of offensive flow outside of certain stretches, but the rather alarming lack of defensive intensity, given that it is supposed to be a hallmark of a Mike Brown-led team. The Pacers shot 55.6% from behind the arc with nary a defender near them in most cases, and to compound these problems, Roy Hibbert outplayed Andrew Bynum in the paint and scored on nice hook after hook on the block. Fatigue, obviously, is a culprit in some of these problems — the team finally had its first full contact practice since training camp today, a testament to how unforgiving the schedule has been for the Lakers thus far — and we still have a long while for the ship to be turned around, but the Lakers have certainly been digging quite a hole for themselves. For that reason, picking positive contributors was remarkably difficult this time around — in an atmosphere growing more and more ripe with disappointment, even modest improvement looks appealing.

Beast

Metta World Peace — He finally broke out of his funk, shooting better than 50% for the first time in nearly a month against the team whose championship aspirations he brutally crushed in 2004. How did he do it? He finally decided that his painfully futile attempt to shoot jumpers from the perimeter wasn’t working and went back down into the post to bully smaller players, just as he did to start the season. It still boggles the mind that a career 34.2% three-point shooter could decline so dramatically from behind the arc, and one would think that he would improve at some juncture, but at least for this game, MWP embraced his limitations and worked to his strengths, his one attempt and make from behind the line notwithstanding. The more punishing the Laker attack is against the interior is, the better, and he adds a well-needed post presence to an otherwise painfully moribund bench unit. Like Derek Fisher, this could be his one good game for the next few weeks, but at least for today, we extend our kudos to MWP.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 8:01 AM PST reply actions  

Clips Nastion previews the game against the Lakers:



The Back Story:

January 14th, 2012, Clippers Home, Clippers 102 – Lakers 94 Recap Box Score
The Big Picture:

The Clippers beat the Lakers 11 days ago in a Clippers home game. Tonight it’s the Lakers who will be the home team, and both teams should be primed and ready for this rematch. Chris Paul led the Clippers in that first game, but he tweaked his hamstring late in the fourth quarter and has not played since. All indications are that he’ll play tonight (he practiced full speed on Tuesday), but we’ll just have to wait and see what happens when the game starts. Even if Paul does play, he could be on a minutes restriction. The Clippers chances in this game may hinge on Paul’s availability and effectiveness. The Lakers have a history of having problems containing quick point guards, and Paul in particular has a history of torching the Lakers. Paul was the best player on the court in the first meeting, and may have to be again if the Clippers want to win. Beyond Paul, it’s less clear where the Clippers will go for points. Blake Griffin does not match up well against Pau Gasol, not to mention that Blake has been in a bit of a slump. Mo Williams, on the other hand, has been absolutely on fire off the bench, and DeAndre Jordan is coming off his best game of the season on Sunday. The Clippers have beaten the Lakers three times in the CP3 era including two in pre-season. The Lakers have dismissed all of those games as not significant (it’s just preseason, it was just a schedule loss). A Clippers win on the Lakers floor with both teams rested would be harder to explain away.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 8:01 AM PST reply actions  

WHo do people think is gonna win? Clips or Lakers?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Clikers.

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by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Lipps!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

yay

Go Anaheim Kings of El Segundo!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Slumlords and racists everywhere are empowered.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

And terrible graphic designers!

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Sharkls beat Flames:

The Sharks have rarely been outchanced this season by teams outside of the Western Conference’s “Big Four” of Detroit, Vancouver, St. Louis and Chicago but they were edged out on the chance count tonight and the margin had the potential to be wider if it wasn’t for a stellar second period in which San Jose allowed just one Flames scoring chance.

After a relative snoozefest through two periods, the game really opened up in the third with the Flames dominating early in the frame before the Sharks generated a glut of good looks at the net before and after the goal by Benn Ferriero. Calgary pressured with a few chances to tie the game late in the third, including two opportunities by Jarome Iginla with Miikka Kiprusoff pulled, but were unsuccessful as Antti Niemi picked up the shutout.

Best EV Forward: Joe Thornton (2), John McCarthy (2)

Worst EV Forward: Patrick Marleau (-3)

Best EV Defenseman: Dan Boyle (2), Justin Braun (2)

Worst EV Defenseman: Jason Demers (-5)

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 8:02 AM PST reply actions  

YYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

1-0 game. Great goal by Ferriero.

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by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 25, 2012 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

KWA KWAA KWEE KWAAAHHHH!!!

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Anybody on Pinterest? What its deal?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 8:04 AM PST reply actions  

It’s basically a virtual pinboard. You can post images, videos, and the like to keep track of your interests, and the site links back to the origin. The social networking aspect comes primarily through “likes” (similar to Fbook) or “re-pins,” (putting the pin on your own board).

You can have different boards for different categories, e.g., My Favorite Yelp! Reviews.

I resisted it for awhile at first, because a lot of people just use it for wedding planning, and I don’t want to be around that, but I got one to keep track of recipes I’ve made/want to make and random music videos. I suppose you could always start a Pinterest board for CGB gifs. ACTUALLY, THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

Anyway, if you want an invitation, I think I can send you one.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve seen it be referred to as Tumblr for Girls.

Firstly, I still have no fucking clue what Tumblr is or does (and we have a CGB Tumblr!).

Two, are there no girls on Tumblr? Is it a total sword fight over there?

c) Would you say that pinterest is majority women?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Tumblr = Twitter with pictures

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Then what’s twitpic?

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by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s linking to images, not embedding a series of them.

Tumblr is essentially a blog with pictures.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

So confused.

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- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Pictures are worth a thousand words. But that’s not important now.

/amidoingitright?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

As opposed to a text-only blog?

(I feel like we’re unraveling the absurdities of the entire internet here.)

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Jan 25, 2012 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

The lines between different media are blurred.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

That sounds suspiciously like Xanga. I’ve been burned once, it’ll take a lot more than tumblr to get me to love again.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

There is a weird rumor that Aziz and Drake had some sort of crazy sex party at Sundance.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s Hipster Runoff?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Hipster Runoff finds a fresh way to gently poke the ribs of the “bed head” set. Surveying the fashion and culture trends of hipsterdom, the blog alternates between outright spoofs and serious slams of fashion’s posers and prophets, with cutting commentary of ongoing discussions covering everything from alt-rock to bro culture. It becomes clear from all this that hipsters have a little too much time on their hands, but the blog makes it fun by playfully mocking their obsessions.

Read more: http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1999770_1999761_1999732,00.html #ixzz1kUkECRSJ

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

That confused me even more.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Hipster Runoff

Blogs that’s simultaneously hipster and makes fun of hipsters.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I love that.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s bronoodling?

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

So they were having a special bro moment?

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

broment.

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by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

are we doing this again? uh oh bro

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

c) Yes, that’s my perception.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I figured Pinterest would be a website for Phillipino Interests.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Plenty of chicks on tumblr btw

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I have noticed that it is a lot of girls! And, as a girl, it can be very addicting because there is a lot of ‘cute hair, cute dress, cute cupcakes, hot shirtless man, cut nails’.

I have not signed up for it myself, because I’ve planned my wedding already.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

You hear that Rishi. Not only is it majority women, but you could help save a woman (or more) from making what you perceive to be a big mistake!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like this other thing I’ve used, MySpace.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Use it to plan your future wedding.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

All this Rishi engagement and wedding talk ~!

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Rishi’s flag-finger is getting itchy. He’s baiting somebody else to announce engagement/wedding plans so he can flag them again.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I meant that in a mocking way!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

This has been totes the rage among my wife and her cliquey mother’s group. I don’t ge tit.

I have no finterest in pinterest.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t ge tit.

You must be married.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Love Pinterest.

I think you would like it Twist.

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Why? Just curious.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Because I think it’s good for arty types, and you exhibit those tendencies. Also, it’s an easy organization system for things you find on the web, but don’t necessarily want to bookmark. So you could have a board with all the new music you want to buy (or see), and you could have one of the best double breasted blazers, and you could have one of places you’d like to go, or things that I suspect you will care about one day, like home design ideas.

I use mine to keep track of dream vacation destinations, home decorating ideas, recipes I would like to make, shoes that I love but would never spend that much money on, cool architecture, etc. I use it as a substitute for ripping pages out of a magazine or an article out of the paper.

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I use it as a substitute for ripping pages out of a magazine or an article out of the paper.

I absolutely get how pinterest works perfectly for this need, especially since most of our information/inspiration comes from the web now. I, however, was never a magazine ripper or scrapbooker, so I haven’t signed up.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

That is a good idea. Thanks!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

shoes that I love but would never spend that much money on

I say shenanigans! $750!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s a $950 pair on my Pinterest!

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

We have found the line!

My highest was $300 for one pair. But I wore them for my wedding, and still wear them, and they fit perfectly and still get compliments.

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Twist’s highest was $20 for one pair. But he wore them to his wedding and they match his pocket square, tie, and cufflinks (and teeth)

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

They matched cause the store tossed them in for free.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually just purchased a pair of plain black shoes for $50. It seemed expensive, but I figured Ill wear them for a few years.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

and then decades of foot/back therapy from wearing cheap shoes that didn’t provide proper support.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Relevant

A Scientific Look at the Dangers of High Heels

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I can only imagine how dangerous Twist’s $50 high heels are.

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

We all know he doesn’t pay that much for his stripper heels.

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by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit. This would have been sooo useful to know a year earlier.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

You arent providing proper support right now!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope you know a good cobbler.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Only peach.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

peach is the crappiest of the cobblers.

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL 1% COBBLER

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Imma go ahead and flag this

for using “cobbler” and “crappy” in the same sentence. Unless you’ve had mincemeat cobbler or crab guts cobbler.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Turkey: FRANCE IS SO RACIS

Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan accused France’s parliament of racism for a measure criminalizing the denial of genocide against Armenians in Anatolia, while holding back on announcing additional sanctions.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 8:14 AM PST reply actions  

As opposed to the Turkish version: “Damnedest thing, all those Armenians went for a long walk, a lot of them starved, and then the others were so grief stricken they shot themselves in the head and landed in trenches they had prepared. Can’t explain that.”

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

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PS. Please fast-track our EU application OK thanx

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw this, and of course it’s silly to say the French are racists for this law, but I do wonder what useful purpose it serves. It is essentially anti-intellectual (you can only express approved thoughts) but without any consequence. I mean I can understand why Germany has a similar law about the Holocaust, but what are the French trying to prevent? Ethnic Turks killing Armenians in France en mass? This seems unlikely.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel it’s tantamount to random political resolutions the Berkeley City Council passes.

Unless there’s some sort of growing Armenian electorate in France, that is…

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

But it seems to be criminal in nature. Its not a non-binding resolution.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

REPLY FAIL!

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! my spotless record is ruined!!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

ESPN jinxed you by switching over to your commenting when you hit the 80,000s.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s almost as if they’re trying to piss off Turkey… calling what happened to the Armenians in Turkey a “genocide” is a politically charged thing to do.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Hes so upset hes gonna hit the links and drink scotch

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Genocide is politically controversial indeed!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

That Samantha Power book definitely makes the case that it was genocide, I still don’t see how what the French are doing helps anyone.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It seems provocative to me, and possibly something to throw a wrench into Turkey’s fading dreams of joining the EU. In particular, a move to draw attention to the prosecution of scholars within Turkey referring to the events as a “genocide” under Article 301 (in particular, a clause making it a crime to “insult Turkishness”.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

France is about as racist as the United States, which is to say France is very very racist.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 25, 2012 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

At least the US doesn’t ban Muslims from wearing a hijab in public.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

At least France is open and honest about their feelings.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 25, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Cool.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Does France need a hug?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

We all do.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 25, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Or even more to the point, pass a law making the denial that 9-11 weren’t really done by terrorists a crime.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m a little confused. Can you clarify?

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

wasn’t, oops.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

turkey, is this true?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

that france sucks? yes.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 8:28 AM PST reply actions  

They’re telling the truth? Yay?

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

pringle

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Black Hawk NOT Down

U.S. military raid in Somalia frees Dane, American

Buchanan, 32, and Thisted, 60, were working with a de-mining unit of the Danish Refugee Council when gunmen kidnapped the two in October.

The raiders came in quickly, catching the guards as they were sleeping after having chewed the narcotic leaf qat for much of the evening, a pirate who gave his name as Bile Hussein told the Associated Press by phone. Hussein said he was not present at the site but had spoken with other pirates who were, and that they told him nine pirates had been killed in the raid and three were “taken away.”

The hostage rescue was carried out by the same SEAL unit behind the operation in Pakistan last May that killed bin Laden, two U.S. officials said on condition of anonymity to discuss the operation. The unit is the Naval Special Warfare Development Group, also known as SEAL Team 6. One official said that the team parachuted into the area before moving on foot to the target. The raid happened near the Somali town of Adado.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 8:39 AM PST reply actions  

Another blow against piracy!

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

something sopa/pipa related goes here

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

something Pippa Middleton goes here.

like this!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 25, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

with a beautiful backyard.

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by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

ah yes. “gardening leave”

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

We just whacked our bamboo and now need to borrow a chipper.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 25, 2012 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

You say that like it’s a bad thing!!!

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

That was Fire Starkey, not me! I might still want to renew my British passport!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

to ask an overly personal question

Why wouldn’t you? I should hope you’re beyond draft age.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t really have a good reason to do it. I don’t anticipate working in the EU any time soon (they have plenty of project managers there already), and getting through passport control faster than my wife and kids next time we go to an EU country isn’t really much of a benefit.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Do your kids have British passports?

Also, nbob, not renewing passport =/ giving up British citizenship. DJ Trocan may just be trying to save ₤150.

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, when I read the answer I realized that. He can get one any time he wants, the lucky bastard.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I read that as “noob” at first.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

They don’t have British passports either, though they are entitled to them. I suspect my wife would be perfectly okay with sending them off with me through the EU line after falling off a transatlantic flight.

But overall, you’re right – I just don’t have any reason that makes ~$500 worth it for something we’d use maybe once every couple of years.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I am so happy that people still use the name “DJ Trocan”.

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

oh whoops. you are correct. still, i guess if that’s peasant face, wouldn’t mind visiting Ireland.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

ireland

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

great…

nothing but sheep and ruins…

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

also pchopped

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I suppose it’s enhanced, as many scenic photos are.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

it really depends on if the location is as beautiful as i am

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry GB, but that’s quite beautiful.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

i gotta visit that pool.

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Same pool at night

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry again

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

z2

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

z3

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Impressive!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been up there.

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Also impressive!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

z4

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Where is this actual spot?!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s up the hill from Goat Hill Pizza.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Goat Hill Pizza! I’ll check out that area at night.

PS, once upon a time, there was one at 3rd and Harrison, and it was basically a delivery only spot (if you took out, you got it from their kitchen).

Turns out they share the space with City Nights, so if you really wanted to eat there, they had one table in the middle of a dark and empty dancefloor to enjoy their pizza.

And it was an AMAZING dining experience. I don’t know how to describe it.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Goat HIll is awesome

not the greatest pizza in history but very good. And a fun atmosphere, except on Monday nights. Their soy pizza’s pretty good as such things go. They sent out coupons for a free bottle of wine for Dec/Jan!

I think you’re confusing the Howard St. location with another one. I only ate there a couple of times and found it very weird; it’s too bad because it’s so much better than most of the cheap downtown lunch options. IIRC they launched that in 07 or 08 which was too bad.

I never ate at the Third/Harrison one; it’s an Escape from Meh York pizza now.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I’m thinking of the one on Howard… but I take there long before 07. It was a fun place to go on a Saturday afternoon with the family.

And I really liked their pizza.

(and Howard and 18th is downtown?)

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

we're talking about different things

There was one on Howard at First or so. Then the Third St. one, and the mother ship is at 18th and Connecticut.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh whoops, yes, 18th and Connecticut is the one I’m thinking of.

I’m glad we agree!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I really do like their pizza, I think it’s my second favorite thin crust in town after Tony’s. Lots of other stuff is good too, like bruschetta (even though they don’t always have it on the menu).

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Have ya had their lasagna? I enjoyed it very much.

In fact, I kinda wanna go right now.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I don’t think I’ve ever managed to eat any pasta there.

Curse their downtown closures! Me too!

Have you tried their soy cheese pizza? A little bland (of course) but OK.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I have not. I am a huge cheese enthusiast, so I’d have very litlte reason to do so.

I’m gonna make it out there on a Saturday one of these days before I, knock on wood, head off to b-school.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t do it other than for health reasons, but it’s a way to enjoy their product even when I’m trying to eat “healthy” (in between peanut butter cup binges).

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d argue the white bread crust is far worse for you than the cheese, but what do I know?

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, thin crust sourdough dude! I figure it’s less carbs than eating pasta there (or anywhere, pasta with red sauce in restaurants is a ripoff!).

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Wha?! No way. I love eating pasta out.

I’d say most of my favourite North Beach joints make significantly better pasta sauce than either I or a jar at Safeway can.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a pasta snob! Restaurant red sauce sucks. Tomasso’s is OK but I can’t say I’ve eaten too many places. I even prefer whole wheat pasta these days!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I also prefer whole wheat pasta.

I still much prefer the outside stuff, but maybe I just sock.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Io sono italiano!

I’m sure if you messed around with it a while you’d prefer your own sauce too. Plus you know EXACTLY what is in there, something I’m sure you can appreciate. And I know it can be impractical, and barely cost-effective, to cook for yourself.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

But I do cook for myself all the time!

But when I eat out, I don’t eliminate pasta from my list. I personally think the pasta made outside is better than my own!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I never eat pasta in restaurants, my wife makes it better, and it’s something we have often.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Does she make sauce from scratch? Cause that’s cool.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed, as do I (very rarely).

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Well fine, I’m taking my ball home.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

noooooooo

We cheat with bottle sauce sometimes if we’re babysitting the nephews or something, but it doesn’t take much to throw together, especially if you make a quick tomato sauce (garlic in olive oil with a can of diced tomatoes and spices). I can usually make the base in 15 mins or so but I usually don’t use meat.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

But I do that and all and I still prefer it outside!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t mean to sound critical of your enjoyment of Italian dining! Things can taste better because of the surroundings IMO.

Maybe you’re not using enough spices? Pinch of sugar? Little red wine and crushed red pepper?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I use all that! I mean, I really like my pasta sauce.

But I just find, say, pasta at Contadina to be tastier (not to mention the fact that I do not make the pasta itself by hand)

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi

I’ll see if I can help:

1) Olive oil, heat until very hot, saute 1 yellow onion (diced or cubed) until translucent (about seven minutes, stirring frequently).
2) Turn heat down to med, add garlic (diced) and any other veggies (bell peppers, cubed) saute until softer. 5-7 minutes.
3) add tomatoes, red wine (or sherry) and a mix of spices (fresh are better) some pepper and a pinch of salt.
4) once it start bubbling again, turn down to low. Stir occasionally.
5) after about 45 minutes, taste test, and correct with additional spices (if necessary). If not quite thick enough, cheat with a little tomato paste to make thicker.
6) can simmer for 2 hours more to improve flavor, but not necessary if really hungry. Serve with al dente Italian pasta of your choice, top with freshly grated parmesan.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Simmering is best if there’s meat! Otherwise, diminishing returns on flavor!

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

True, but even Marinara sauce 1 & 1/2 hours is about right, from start to finish, but can be fine at 45 minutes.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

3 hours or GTFO!

All day if you have it! But you have to be around to make sure it doesn’t scorch or reduce too much.

If I do this I usually brown a couple of sausages in the pan, then take them out to bake and dump them back in the sauce just before serving.

Otherwise I agree with sec119… all-veggie can be ready quickly.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice, Cugel.

That’s how make our sauce, too.

Lately, I’ve been giving Little K the pizza cutter and letting her make tagliatelle.

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I also like frying tomato paste a little in the oil before adding tomato ingredients. But, I have no idea what’s ‘traditional.’

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

We always put it in with the crushed tomatoes. IDK if it changes the flavor, but I definitely notice the difference when spicing the sofrito rather than adding the spices later.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

You certainly know your way around a marinara sauce!

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks!

This is honestly very similar to what I’ve done when I make pasta sauce. I still think it’s better out.

But once again, maybe I just sock.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

in addition to Cugel I would suggest

-about a tsp of brown sugar
- salt and pepper in the onions when you saute them, no salt if you’re using prosciutto or something
-I’m not a fan of bell peppers in sauce, but that’s me. I like them sauteed with red onion as a little side dish
-mushrooms are a great addition, and you can just dump them in the sauce near the end. But I find that waters it down a lot, so I saute those in a bit of olive oil and garlic and then add them once they’ve cooked to the right consistency.

Obviously this assumes I have time for all this, otherwise you’re good with sauteed garlic in olive oil with diced tomatoes and spices, heated through.

Also, sorry this is all squished at the margin. I blame Twist.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm…Cool ideas. I should have thought about sauteing the components separately to avoid excessive water. I usually just simmer longer or cheat with tomato paste. I have added a little sugar before, especially if I’ve also added some red wine.

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I always saute mushrooms in butter and garlic before adding – but not so much anymore as my daughter doesn’t like them. Oh well.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Why especially w/wine?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Context?

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I have added a little sugar before, especially if I’ve also added some red wine.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

the sugar

is to offset the acidity in the tomato puree/paste. At least that’s what I was told.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

But doesn’t wine have sugars?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, it does. It also has alcohol.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know very much about cooking, so I’m not sure what the implications of all of that would be.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Wine is acidic. The sugar counteracts the acidity.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

There we go, thanks. :)

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

and

between that and the citric acid added to canned tomatoes, it makes a difference.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I try to avoid sugar, but sometimes (if you’re using a lot of fresh tomatoes) it does smooth out the taste. Also, use cream sherry, which is sweeter and adds a nice nutty flavor, but be sure to use red wine too.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

So, you can never go wrong with more wine! Gotcha.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

Pretty much not, but be careful with the salt if you use a lot.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

So. Much. This. It’s a waste of money to pay for pasta at a restaurant. It has one of the highest mark-ups outside the bar.

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by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

This is great stuff, guys. Thanks for all the tips. I didn’t use to cook a lot of pasta because it would leave me hungry in a couple of hours.

Now that I’ve discovered quinoa pasta, I’m back to experimenting with marinara sauces and ragus.

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the whole wheat pasta helps with that as it has additional fiber. And of course adding a protein too… Safeway has some pretty good chicken or turkey italian sausage under it’s “Open Nature” brand. It’s already cooked though, so just slice and brown in the pot and remove until the end.

I’ve also had good luck with using the fake hamburger soy stuff as meatballs… add egg/crumbs/onion/garlic/spices as normal and make like 1" balls and bake on a cookie sheet. When they’re soaked in sauce they taste fairly normal.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I suppose. It’s hard not to order it though, when you’re at a good restaurant that specializes in pastas, especially the kind that you can’t make yourself.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I would do things to her … that would be over in about a minute.

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America. Fuck Yeah!

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U-S-A! U-S-A!

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

nooooooooooooo

fight the power! We’ve killed the diamond cartel, now on to the Hallmark mafia!

The missus reports great success with them and they often have crazy cross-promotions with frequent flyer programs and such.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Eh, my mom likes flowers. I’ll buy them.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you know a local shop? They usually deliver, and it’s a better deal, at least if you trust them.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

If you are in SF, there is an excellent one on Divisadero near UCSF Mt. Zion. With a catchy name like Divisadero Flowers IIRC.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not for me, it’s for Rishi to send his mom!

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Safeway?

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Hallmark is a Kansas City based firm

What you hat my family and friends?

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 25, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

DONT DO IT

worst “holiday” fake bullshit crap

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

BUT LOOK HOW PRETTY THIS IS

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

And you can re-use the basket!!!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

For wine!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

yes, feel free to buy them at any other time of the year. I buy my mother flowers at least 3 times a year so my duty to preserve online flower suppliers is complete.

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

But do they have A-dog-able flower bouquets any other time?!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Arfor Day?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Barksgiving?

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure they do

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

But what if your mom is a very traditional woman and you are dating her?

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by zoonews on Jan 25, 2012 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

then I’d be from Oklahoma

In all seriousness, I’ve never dated a woman who gave that much of a shit about Valentines Day. Probably a big part of my attraction to them.

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

For better and for worse (11 years) our Valentine’s Day activities have tapered down to cards and maybe a flower from the garden yay. We had dinner in a restaurant like 5 years ago whoopee doo.

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by zoonews on Jan 25, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that a “no” to CGB Jumbaco night?

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Go on a FUCKING date.

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Those are my favorite kinds of dates.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

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What about fucking DATES?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Fruits can’t consent.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

THE EYES ON THAT POTATO WERE TOTALLY SAYING YES

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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Vegetable. Fair game.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I winced

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I’m remembering Kill Bill, part 1…

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Nailed it.

By it, I mean the comatose patient.

by paleodan on Jan 26, 2012 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

oh god, make the imagery stop.

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

whatever you think is happening is just a fig-ment of your imagination.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Orange you going to stop? She said stop.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Who knew he’d be in love with such a peach.

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

It was the apple of his eye.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Until the worm turns…

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

worst soap opera ever

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they wanted to run away but they just cantalope!

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps we need to squash this commentary altogether.

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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

When you think of her, do you get gooseberries?

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Ugh. you two are quite a pear.

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Olive us are so clever!

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

you cannot beet us for sassafras. any attempt will result in a chard crater of failure.

by kolwave on Jan 25, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh kale me now.

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

oh please lettuce continue? this is fun

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by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we should continue. Gotta keep these jokes currant.

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, I need a raisin to do so.

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t be so bittermelon.

by kolwave on Jan 25, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL at this whole subthread

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Halp! I’m being pumelo’d!

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

that is grape and you are a grapist.

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Did he pop its cherry?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

That comment was just the pits.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Jan 25, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you saying my joke was plum terrible?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ve got it all wrong, It was a passion fruit.

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

OUTLIER!!!

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I think this should be added to the DBD dictionary.

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

fucking dates are awesome

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m gonna write all this down. can you wit a moment, I need to get more paper first.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Well it must be hard to get a table for… what? 19? 20? on Valentine’s Day.

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

We don’t celebrate it and I couldn’t be happier. It’s a bullshit commercial made-up holiday that tries to guilt men into buying expensive shit they can’t afford; all in the name of “love.” Screw that! Bring on Steak and BJ Day!

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
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by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I support this movement

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

OMG SO CUTE, I must put it on pinterest!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

how meta

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

You are welcome.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

You know you’d love it if it showed up at your desk one day!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I really really would. Its very cute :)

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Better if it were a bear.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

YES.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Delivered by a bear

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I think that would be amazingly creepy in real life.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

lies

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that girl suffocating you, Rishi?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

No, but I am allergic to roses!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, I was thinking either a person in a bear suit or an anamatronic walking/talking bear. This is actually really cute, but rather difficult to take on public transit.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Furries?

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

No, you’re thinking of another subculture… Plushies (DO NOT GOOGLE THIS)

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

…AND that’s my cue to leave this DBD and get some work done…

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s wrong w/proflowers?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

They use your credit card information to sign you up for other services.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh wow

Article in WSJ today:

Meet the Marriage Killer: Nagging

It’s More Common Than Adultery and Potentially As Toxic, So Why Is It So Hard to Stop Nagging?

Nagging—the interaction in which one person repeatedly makes a request, the other person repeatedly ignores it and both become increasingly annoyed—is an issue every couple will grapple with at some point. While the word itself can provoke chuckles and eye-rolling, the dynamic can potentially be as dangerous to a marriage as adultery or bad finances. Experts say it is exactly the type of toxic communication that can eventually sink a relationship.

Why do we nag? “We have a perception that we won’t get what we want from the other person, so we feel we need to keep asking in order to get it,” says Scott Wetzler, a psychologist and vice chairman of the Department of Psychiatry and Behavioral Sciences at Montefiore Medical Center in New York. It is a vicious circle: The naggee tires of the badgering and starts to withhold, which makes the nagger nag more.

Personality contributes to the dynamic, Dr. Wetzler says. An extremely organized, obsessive or anxious person may not be able to refrain from giving reminders, especially if the partner is laid back and often does things at the last minute. Other people are naturally resistant—some might say lazy—and could bring out the nagger in anyone.

It is possible for husbands to nag, and wives to resent them for nagging. But women are more likely to nag, experts say, largely because they are conditioned to feel more responsible for managing home and family life. And they tend to be more sensitive to early signs of problems in a relationship. When women ask for something and don’t get a response, they are quicker to realize something is wrong. The problem is that by asking repeatedly, they make things worse.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 8:54 AM PST reply actions  

umm...
Mr. Mac Dougall, 58, says the nagging made his muscles tense, he would become silent and his eyes would glaze over in a “thousand-yard stare.”

If your nagging is causing someone “severe psychological distress”, something is ridiculously wrong.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds about right.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Granted

We overuse the phrase “Thousand-yard stare” in our everyday lexicon to refer to a disinterested look. It’s really silly.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re obviously not married.

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- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Good point.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure if you are being snarky, but PTSD can come from many different sources.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree. But then that would qualify as an actual abusive relationship.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

hard to say.

sometimes 20 years of a modestly annoying behavior adds up.

it’s not a clear cut situation, EVER.

Go Bears Go

by Rocksanddirt on Jan 25, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Interesting.

I hope you’re happy in your marriage

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

relevant

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

At least use the full image

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I was about to say the same thing!

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I couldn’t find a good version of it. :-/

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Google IS difficult

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially when you don’t try very hard!

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I searched “dog cupcake gif” and it was the first hit.

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I searched “PTSD dog” and it was the fourth hit.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I searched "wtf dog cupcake" and got this

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

awwww

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

real dog = cute
cupcake dogs = creepy

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

FYI, I’d only eat the cupcakes

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Good. Teach Rishi this lesson.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m vegetarian. I would eat neither.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

But, apparently you would fuck one.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

WHOA, WHUT?!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

See below.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Read it again…?

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Atoms:

I searched PTSD dog and it was the first hit but it was having problems loading for me so I said fuck it.

Rishi:

The dog?

English majors, engage!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

So I was implying that atoms would…

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Indians don’t all look alike!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s true, royrules!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

You obviously had dogfucking on the mind, or else you would never even think such a thing.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Or maybe I was just pointing out a humourous side to the ambiguity of your sentence?

Come on, don’t be such a BuckeyeBear

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That is a lot of u’s in humourous, do you have a license for that?

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

We demand a British passport

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I put the std in stud.

I only need u.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Or maybe I am jiu-jitsuing it back onto you because who wants to be attached to the notion of dogfucking?

Come on, don’t be such an atoms.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

But that’s such a sad attempt at it! It’s only marginally better than “I know you are, but what am I?”

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks at this fucking love connection!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

ftfy
Looks at this dog-fucking love connection!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

No, it’s effectively better!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

But it’s not 30% better and that’s where it ought to be at minimum!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve eaten both cupcakes and dog.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I searched PTSD dog and it was the first hit but it was having problems loading for me so I said fuck it.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

The dog?

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohio!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, it’s already the afternoon.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

No, just the photo.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

how about yo couch?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Never seen it before.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not what the phrase means to me.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope not. But I used a general “we” as in “American society”

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

i killed fitty men!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

This. SO this! (married almost 19 years…..)

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Jan 25, 2012 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

You don’t see many comics in articles these days. Interesting…

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Is nagging a problem in your relationship? Here are some tips for both partners to help curb it.

•Calm down—both of you. Recognize the pattern you are in and talk about how to address it as a team. You will both need to change your behavior, and ground rules can help.

•Look at it from the other person’s perspective. ‘Honey, when you ignore me I feel that you don’t love me.’ ‘I feel that you don’t appreciate what I am already doing when you nag me.’

•If you are the nagger, realize you are asking for something. Use an ‘I’ not a ‘you’ statement. Say ‘I would really like you to pay the Visa bill on time,’ instead of ‘You never pay the bill on time.’

•Explain why your request is important to you. ‘I worry about our finances when you pay the bill late. We can’t afford to pay late fees.’

•Manage your expectations. Make sure you are asking for something that is realistic and appropriate. Does the light bulb need to be changed immediately?

•Set a timeframe. Ask when your partner can expect to finish the task. (‘Can you change the car oil this weekend?’) Let him tell you when it works best for him to do it.

•If you are the naggee, give a clear response to your partner’s request. Tell her honestly if you can do what she asks and when. Then follow through. Do what you say you will do.

•Consider alternative solutions. Maybe it’s worth it to hire a handyman, rather than harm your relationship with arguing.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

is that from the article?

I’d add a no-no to the list: don’t say “I told you so”. I think it is the natural follow-up to nagging, and pretty toxic. I am a recovering “I told you so”-er.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

It is from the article. That seems like very sound advice!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Naggers gonna nag.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 25, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Had to rec it.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

And onto the comments!
Got not girlfriend
Got no wife
Got no nagging in my life
You got no women
Always eating ramen
jerking off your sem*n

This is my favourite, just because of how well his avatar goes with it:


no wife. no nagging. Best thing I ever did was ditch the wife. Drove me crazy. Marriage is very over rated. Lonely? No way. Too many single women and married women who are miserable.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I think that for the first INFINTY thousand years of human existence women nagged men bc women had minimal power outside of the house and used nagging as am eans to try to get their husband, who had all the pwoer, to do what they wanted.

Now that the old ways are breaking down and now that women are able to accomplish many of the same things men are, I presume the disparity in nagging will decrease.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Which is why I nag my wife almost every day! “Why haven’t you gapped the spark plugs and charged the fire extinguishers yet?!?!?!”

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

This is an interesting book on marriage principles and symptoms of a successful or unsuccessful marriage.

Gottman, the director of the Gottman Institute, has found through studying hundreds of couples in his “love lab” that it only takes five minutes for him to predict—with 91 percent accuracy—which couples will eventually divorce. He shares the four not-so-obvious signs of a troubled relationship that he looks for, using sometimes amusing passages from his sessions with married couples.

Nagging is up there. There are always unsolvable issues in every marriage, the quesiton is how you deal with them. Hint: not by nagging.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

This same guy was covered in Malcolm Gladwell’s ‘Blink’, because of how quickly he can analyze a marriage. So I respect his ability to see issues arise commonly, but I think he’s a dick for just walking around going ‘fail, fail, fail, affair, fail, SUCCESS!, fail, fail’….

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

aAAAGGHHH one of my comments has been referenced to Malcolm Gladwell! BOOOOO!!!!!!

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

It was an accidental troll, I swear!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Am I alone in not understanding the fascination many people here have with the Jumbaco?

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:01 AM PST reply actions  

JUMBACO! JUMBACO!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s pretty weirdly insidious. I have no explanation for this either.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

It just is.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the whole Tosh/Washington thing represented enough of a shock to our collective psyche

that someone had to come up with something patently absurd to fixate on.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 25, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

This is exactly what happened.

And, to be honest, it really helped.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I found the evil husky buying Oski meme to be very funny. This, I dont get.

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Redonkulous is the one in charge of this!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

It exists in that place where Beetlejuice meets Joe Starkey.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 25, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Chuckles

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Does that mean...

that we can hope Beetlejuice will eat Joe Starkey? Or at least shrink his head?

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by FiatSlug on Jan 25, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, Evil Husky!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

who or what is “Rope Guy”. I must’ve missed that one as well.

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Guy who swings a rope on the Cal sideline.

Recruiting assistant Kevin Parker.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 25, 2012 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

ahh thank you. That makes sense

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

We should develop a glossary page for all these references.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t someone do a DBD dictionary a while back?

by unclesam22 on Jan 25, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

AndBears did I think. I was thinking of a permanent page that we could continually add to.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

A DBD Wicktionary if you will?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s actually Rope Coach. Tsk, tsk.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

We’re on less formal terms with him, so he’s “Rope Guy” here.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

America, we’re ready to move on!

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

NO WE’RE NOT

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

thanks for asking

I welcome most/all memes but I missed this one.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re asking the same group of people that was obsessed with stegosaurus quarterback for a summer.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

but that was funny. This is… a hamburger stuck between 2 tacos. People in Pittsburgh have been doing variants on this for decades (substitute fries for tacos).

I just dont get it.

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah it was pretty good

I’ve always liked Jack in the Box and ate at the one on Telegraph almost weekly while I was at Cal. Maybe that’s part of the appeal?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Also: is there going to be another meme tournament this summer?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope not

I love CGB memes.

The meme tournament took all the fun out of them.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it did seem to go on forever.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

No.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Never again. Never forget.

by paleodan on Jan 26, 2012 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

What if the stegosaurus was eating a Jumbaco?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

not real life. They were vegetarians

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Vegetarian Jumbaco!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

(substitute fries for tacos)

How are fries and tacos remotely substitutes??

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Also the fries go on the inside of the bun, right?

Totes inappropriate comparison.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 25, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

You can’t substitute one of the major components!

by TheScientist019 on Jan 25, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

You are not alone

I just keep thinking it’ll go away, but then that’s what I thought about “pringle,” “hatters got to hat,” and a bunch of other wierd things on this site…..

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Jan 25, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Helpful guide

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Scotch cocktail

Penicillin

Makes one drink
2 oz. blended scotch (your choice)
3/4 oz. fresh lemon juice
3/4 oz. ginger syrup
3/4 oz. honey
Splash of Laphroaig scotch

Directions
1. Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker.
2. Pour into a rocks glass containing a single large block of ice. Drink.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:32 AM PST reply actions  

…trying very hard to reserve judgement. …

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not my bag. I like it straight up or on the rocks. Mainly baiting turkey here.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m ok with this. Blended scotch as the primary ingredient is key.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Is this like the cocktails at the Rickhouse?

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Rickhouse actually does use single malts in some drinks. I like the way they push the boundaries of good taste.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

also, if I want to drink whiskey/whisky straight up I’m going to whiskey thieves where they have a great variety of options.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Scotch-ka! Scotch-ka! Scotch-ka!

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

A scocktail!!!!

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Jan 25, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm not turkey...

but I’ll comment anyhow.

Using blended scotch as the primary alcohol may be a good call. The lemon juice/ginger syrup/honey make using a single malt pointless. I’m guessing that the splash of Laphroaig is intended only for the purpose of adding the smoky peaty notes.

I tasted plenty of blended scotches before discovering single malts. There is a definite difference between blended scotches. I think that it would matter which blended whisky one chooses to use.

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by FiatSlug on Jan 25, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s all a matter of preference. I has Johnny Walker Blue once, it was very nice but I did prefer the few 12 year old single malts used for tasting comparisons.

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by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

CGB Chaat Night update

Chaat Night was a success! Rishi, Kodiak and I all threw down last night and enjoyed some delicious pani puri and samosas. We all hung in there quite respectably in the face of the building spiciness.

My taste buds were delighted by the spicy and savory goodness. However, I will say that my digestive system did not take so kindly to it. I had yogurt, mint tea, and rolaids for breakfast.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 9:38 AM PST reply actions  

So

We’re done discussing the relative merits of Chaat, yes? The powers that be have come to a conclusion? All is right with the world of competitive chaat?

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s rhetorical.

We’re never done discussing the relative merits of chaat.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait till we get around to creating a Jumchaato! Or some sort of liquid Mexican equivalent, like horchaata

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I respect the horchaata pun. Please don’t do it.

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

It sounds kinda disgusting, tbh.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I bet it tastes like salsa.

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Haven’t you had lassi (the non-sweet variety)?

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had the Afghan version. Really threw me off.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Doogh?

I think they add mint to it too.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes. I actually make my own version of it too.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Yum, lassi is delicious. although I’ve only had the sweet variety, made by Kolwave’s mom. (Who is lovely, btw)

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

i make a spicy version!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I bet it’s great, and I have absolutely no proof to back that statement up.

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Me too! With greek yogurt. Perfect for warm summer weather.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

yes this… though i use russian yogurt.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, whatever you enjoy!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I had a thought last night about a superhero named Hanu Man. I dont hav emuch more than that right now, tho.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

well

glad to know about the state of your intestinal tract.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Anytime.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

So who won?

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by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

We all did.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

We felt like winners last night but this morning I’m kinda feeling like I lost.

Sigh.

/middleage

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I, for one, had no problems and slept just fine!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I slept okay, thankfully.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

We can try that place Kod was talking about next time.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Curry Corner in Hayward? Yeah, I’m totally down.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I was surprised that I could hang spice-wise with atoms and Rishi.

Slept just fine and had my normal breakfast of eggs, chicken, coffee this am.

Woo!

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

So you beat atoms in weight loss and now in eating spicy food?

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think the weight loss thing was actually a contest. ’Cuz that would mean he actually tried, right?

I’d call it a push on the spicy food.

I proactively took an antacid before bed just in case.

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I proactively took an antacid before bed just in case.

Great so you beat me in intelligence as well. FML

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I win on the stupidity side then!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

You two whippersnappers.

Sheesh.

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I seriously NEVER learn my lesson with chaat. sigh.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I asked the chaat lady to make it as spicy as possible.

It was tasty.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you notice her pause and shake her head when I told her, “Yes, make mine spicy, too.”

Then, she gave a little nod when I ate it and didn’t die.

Kind of funny.

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

She respects you now!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

She probably figured I didn’t like Indian food because I’m never there with Mrs. Kod and the girls.

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

And you walked!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Kind of hard to eat pani puri with a cane.

Paying for it today, though. Leg is keeping me awake.

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by Kodiak on Jan 26, 2012 12:42 AM PST up reply actions  

On the flip side, you can trip kids with your cane and they’ll just laugh it off!

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by Rishi on Jan 26, 2012 6:27 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL.

Mrs. Kod was really excited to get the leftovers. She scarfed it down and said, “hey, this is spicier than I usually get. I like it!” A few minutes later, she was sweating profusely…Then she got the chills and started shaking.

She mumbled, “OMG…OMG…I’m spice weak sauce…OMG…” for the rest of night.

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

lolol at least it wasn’t like that for me.

Also, you eat chicken for breakfast?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, you just like bragging “Hey, this isn’t even tickling my throat”

Then five seconds later, guzzling down mango lassi like Rishi at an open bar wedding.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Fact.

On the other hand, Rishi nor I consumed any water or beverage of any sort.

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

So, atoms is spice weak sauce then. GOT IT.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, you and Rishi are camels who have evolved a fluid-storing hump to go months between water or any other beverages.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

mooooo

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Farms? In Berkeley?

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

You can use goats for more than grazing the mountainside, I hear.

by WolverBear on Jan 25, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It was tasty! I rarely get to have one.

The beverage wasn’t necessary, but you didn’t stipulate whether that was part of it beforehand. I gave you the chance!

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Just pointing out that neither Kod nor I needed it!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t need it either! You were free to order one if you so desired. It was tasty and worthwhile regardless.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe you!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Hard or soft boiled eggs + chicken breast + hummus + coffee.

It’s the breakfast of olds.

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a lot of breakfast.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Small portions.

Only 1-2 eggs, palm-sized piece of chicken, about a TB of hummus.

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, I like soft boiled eggs + biscuit + coffee. Chicken seems a little much, what kind of chicken is it?

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

*I meant poached. dammit.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Usually roasted in a cast-iron skillet.

My girls eat all the dark meat, I get the breasts.

As above, it’s a small portion. Just a few bites usually.

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Kodiak is a breast man. Noted.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I also don’t mind legs or thighs. I’m an equal opportunist.

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

But perhaps you should get your girls’ interest above the waist? For your future sake…

by WolverBear on Jan 25, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Slow poached eggs are delish!

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by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Poached eggs are fantastic. I am totally an eggs/breakfast food person, but I only hit upon the brilliance of poached eggs and benedicts in the past 5-6 years. I was totally missing out.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a place in Santa Cruz makes awesome benedicts (name escapes me). Benedicts and poached eggs are my favorite breakfast. I’ve avoided them as of late because they’re heavy.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Zachary’s or Hoffman’s… Both make uber delish egg dishes

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by CruzinBears on Jan 25, 2012 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

You nailed it.

Hoffman’s it is. So good. Their artichoke benedict is awesome.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I love poached eggs and will make my own poor man’s version of benedict when I’m home; substituting salsa for hollandaise over toast or english muffin.

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by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

the day after christmas was always eggs benedict for breakfast for us… my godmother had it down to an art form.. miss those breakfasts…

by fiatlux on Jan 25, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome.

We like poached eggs as a treat on the weekend. Mrs. Kod likes them with just a drizzle of truffle oil.

I like mine with some sriracha.

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Truffle salt, at the sec119 household.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Haven’t heard of that. Intrigued. Must try!

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by Kodiak on Jan 26, 2012 12:46 AM PST up reply actions  

pretty good for rancheros!

Throw on top of a tortilla with some beans, salsa, cilantro, etc…

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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:34 AM PST up reply actions  

damn it. make your own hollandaise! It’s not that tough!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 26, 2012 12:40 AM PST up reply actions  

LAZY.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 26, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

what he said.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

But you’re Indian!

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I know! I tend to avoid spicy foods in public, and family parties are always an adventure.

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 25, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a lie, I totally eat spicy foods all the time, I just ask for more napkins and more water/milk/lassi. Can’t keep me from eating sorpotel! So tasty.

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 25, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Are we all talking to ourselves now?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, ok, thanks for fessing up.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU LIE!!!

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Kinda :)

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah this. I want to keep eating, but I don’t want to drown.

by WolverBear on Jan 25, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I love spicy foods! Any and all kinds!

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

rec'd for good parenting!

Down with separate meals!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

oh good, kodiak did go out with you guys!

by the federer express on Jan 25, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s a gamer.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

and yet he’s too broken for Sunday?

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Ask him!

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. Already gave my ticket away.

Big difference between hobbling between parking lot and restaurant vs. a game-day experience.

Seriously bummed.

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I could have hired you a cart or something! Sorry, man. We’ll do it again another time.

Could you hobble to Jupiter?

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I appreciate it.

This deal with my feet/achilles/calf has me a bit spooked because it won’t get better.

If it was just a question of soreness, I’d push through, no worries.

But my PT and podiatrist are running out of answers. At this point, they recommend I try staying off of my feet completely over the weekend to see if it calms down.

It’s been more than a little frustrating, to put it mildly. I’ll get better, though. Just might take a little longer.

Like you said, another time.

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Can atoms and Rishi vouch for your hobbling?!

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

No, he was walking fine and didn’t need a cain at all.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

But maybe he didn’t need the cain since we had chaat and not pizza?

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Little bit of standing/walking = not so smart, but not horrible.

Lots of standing/walking/jumping/cheering/dancing + drinking pre and post-game = ka-BOOM!

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, nobody needs Herman Cain.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

What about the shift managers at Godfather’s Pizza?! WHY DO YOU HAT EMPLOYMENT?!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re suggesting he was Abel-bodied after all?

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Someone’s going to get the wrong end of an ass’ jawbone…

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

A startlingly uncool moment from a cool dude. I prefer him singing Al Green. Or Ce-Lo Green.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Possibly meant to be humanizing?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

good grief I hope not

I think it’s humanizing only in the “oh, 85 year old grandpa makes the corniest jokes!” way. Which doesn’t seem to be how he rolls usually.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

He just wanted an excuse to do the troll face. MASTER OF THE TROLL FACE!!!!!!

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

doooooom

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by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:57 AM PST reply actions  

Too bad Tosh took the fax machine with him for LOI’s

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

what an asshole, stealing all the office supplies.

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

W0000000000000000000t

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

what the heck is a W00000000m0000000000t?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Or.....

…..MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!

After this year, maybe that’s what the Tosh thing ends up being….

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Jan 25, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Sigh

The whole corporate manufactured and marketing sanctioned “jumbaco” thing is all wrong.

I posted before that back when I was a stupid kid with metabolism to spare and no need of concern over sodium intake or saturated fat levels, my friends and I (in a manic episode inspired by Homer Simpson and his insatiable appetite) had created the monstrosity now being sold as a “Jumbaco” with idiot kids bouncing around a discarded Fresh Prince video set.

We called it the “Jack in the Crack Meltdown” I’ll be the first to admit it isn’t nearly as catchy a name as a Jumbaco, but then again, I’m not a slick media type.

The bigger difference, however, was in the construction.

Putting a Jumbo Jack between two tacos? Lame.

The trick is to put one taco beneath the Jumbo Jack patty.

Try it. You’ll thank me.

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by SoCal Oski on Jan 25, 2012 10:12 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Break tacos in half and put them on the inside of the burger!

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 25, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Instead of wrappers, use slices of Canadian bacon!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

A very good idea. Does anyone know if the factory gives tours? I drive by every day and wonder.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

They are totally missing out on a good marketing idea and potential revenue source!

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

The costs it would take to run those, not to mention the licensing, wouldn’t be justified by the marginal revenue.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for doing a quick analysis on that for us. How about an Its-It “factory store” at Fisherman’s Wharf?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

They said they’re not interested.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

itsitacobaco Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL!! Seriously might have scared my neighbor. funny.

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure what to call this… a “Heart Attack” perhaps?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I think a block of french butter would be better though

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I had an Its Its on Sunday during the game.

SF treat!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

doooooooooooooooooooooom

Shaq Thompson tells Scout he doesn’t intend to sign on signing day: http://recruiting.scout.com/2/1152093.html Says UW, Cal, UCLA all tied for lead

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 10:20 AM PST reply actions  

Its probably a good sign.

by Shadwhand on Jan 25, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

It is a terrible sign in that this fucking drama just won't end.

Also: Couldn’t he throw a non-conference school in there so I can at least think to myself “well, even if he doesn’t come to Cal we might still avoid playing him every year?”

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Jan 25, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate that I’m following recruiting now. It’s like following trade rumors in the pros. Ugh.

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s been looking at Sac State for eleventy billion years

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

haha, UCLA and not Oregon? He’s amazing at adding in a new wrinkle every time. I’m seriously impressed.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

This just in

@ItsShaqThompson
UW, UCLA, USC, Oregon, Cal, WSU, UA, Colorado, Utah all tied for first.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

TROLL HARD

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaha, poor OSU and ASU.

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It was fantastic."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 25, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Forever alone

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 10:21 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

umm...

I’M ELMO AND I KNOW IT

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:36 AM PST reply actions  

that’s hella cute

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice. Are the noses gumballs?

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you a drug cartel?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

no

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you Armenian mafia?

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

no, norwegian

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

that is where we are ancestrally seated

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

In 2009, I had negative income. Still had to pay.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

i’ve always received it all back….but now i have a real job

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Expand?

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I was still a dependent, so my parents claimed some things. On my own form, though, I pretty much just had moving expenses. So, that came out to be negative income. And then, I had to pay taxes. But, I had to pay taxes every year between the age of 18 and when I started grad school.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

But what did they tax you on…?

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Hm. My college fund?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, okay, but then that means you generated income there!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

No, cause I spent it all on college.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

But that’s not the same as negative income….

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

In a quick check, I couldn’t find my federal tax return, but did find my state tax return from that year. So, almost everything was 0. There was one line that was like, “if X, Y, and Z are less than #, put $93.” So whatever that $93 was, was my taxable income, I’m guessing. The line that was “income from federal tax return” was a negative number.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

ic

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m confused, can you post your SS#, place of birth, and mother’s maiden name? thanks.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure. You’re a Nigerian prince, aren’t you?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Not very much. Around $6K.

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

i’ve definitely made more than that and still got it all back though….

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s your secret?

by WolverBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m getting screwed this year on taxes.

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by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

1040EZ, i’m guessing?

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Income only paid in coins, I’m guessing?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

single dollar bills.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t know they get special deductions.

by WolverBear on Jan 25, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

deposits into a 401-g plan?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

[smh]

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

hatter

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Theoretically, if you earn more than the amount of the individual exemption you will owe some taxes. Not very much — the marginal rate at those lower income levels is around 10% — but some. Might you have had a captial loss or something to offset some additional income in years past?

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

no. what is the individual exemption? this is the info i needz

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

If you signed up with HR/payroll to get your paycheck docked by more than your taxes, then yeah you’ll get your money back.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

ohhhhhhhh. ok i rule. i definitely did this.

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah but then you’re essentially loaning the government the money at 0% interest until you file your taxes and get it back.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

But it helps for budgeting and financial planning.

So, yes, withhold your taxes.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

also ensures you won’t incur underpayment penalties and/or have to file estimated payments the next year.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

If you own a house and are paying a mortgage, for example, it’s not too hard to figure out what the impact of that would be and reduce your withholdings a little accordingly.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

fair warning

be careful with the mid-year wedding thing lest ye under-withhold for that year.

I imagine you have plenty of savings to avert disaster of this sort, but still.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re referring to the marriage penalty?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Marriage IS a penalty

/rishi

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup.

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- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

sorta... THIS IS NOT TAX ADVICE

the withholding tables are borked. They don’t necessarily correspond to what your actual tax liability will be, especially if you and your betrothed get any significant bonus or incentive pay.

Plus, presidents seem to monkey around with them each year to engineer stealthy tax “hikes” or “cuts”. So if you guys get married in June or July some year you might not change to “married” withholding right away, or at least consider keeping one person at single or calculate it carefully so you don’t withhold way too much or get stuck with wedding bills and a tax bill at the same time.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

w00t free tax advice FTW!

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by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOO

You need to call Loni Deutch or noted zombie attorney Steve Moskovitz for that!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

That sucks. Can presidents unilaterally tinker with the tax code without Congress though? Either way, I’ll be careful about this. Thanks for the heads-up.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but the withholding tables are just in the regulations. They aren’t actually an imposition of tax. I don’t know if it requires formal regulatory action or just a bulletin or TAM or something Treasury can whip out on their own.

It’s a good idea to check every year to see what they’re doing.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

THANK YOU FOR THE FREE TAX ADVICE!!!

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

my financial personality does well with things like this, though.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

It helps for people who would not naturally be fiscally disciplined.

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

? i don’t mind having less per paycheck if i get a happy smiley time check in the beginning of the year….

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

OFFICIAL CHEMISTRY ADVICE!!! W000TTTT!!!!

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Dooooom

We made ESPN CFB front page again

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 10:41 AM PST reply actions  

All the Jumbacos?!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s why there’s a Jumbaco craze!!!! People in California are worried about a Jumbaco shortage!

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Jumbaco futures are going through the roof!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 25, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

How many jumbacos on 1 jumbaco contract if I choose physical delivery?

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

100, but it requires a DTC !

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Dipping To Chipotle sauce?

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Down To Cuddle.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I love how ESPN deliberately doesn’t mention the sex abuse scandal at Penn State any more. They even said they weren’t going to bring it up.

JOE PATERNO IS AWESOME AND EVERYTHING HE DID WAS AWESOME. SO WHAT IF HE LET A KNOWN PEDOPHILE MOLEST YOU, THERE WERE GAMES TO WIN. STOP YOUR WHINING.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

?
Legendary Penn State coach Joe Paterno, NCAA Division I’s all-time winningest coach, has died at the age of 85. He ended his historic career mired in scandal, leaving the question of his legacy unanswered

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

On SportsCenter they said there’s no need to bring it up.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s one man’s opinion, not ESPN’s opinion.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, Paterno just died…

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

When Gaddafi was reported dead, pretty sure they didn’t leave out the bad parts.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s… quite a comparison…

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

(went extreme for a reason)

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s not a fair comparison…

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Is there a tipping point where “oh he was mostly good, so we’re gonna gloss over anything bad he did and strictly eulogize him”? Where’s that line? Or is it just that Paterno is considered a sports celebrity and ESPN has an inherent interest in hyping college football and generally ignoring scandal?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Eh, that’s the way it is with celebrities and popular figures e.g. Polanski.

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Part of my problem is the hero-worship and the absolute-ness of Paterno’s “rule” was a large part in all this mess to begin with, imho.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Anyone going to watch the Paterno funeral livefeed?

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s a live feed?

but no, not watching.

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

kinda morbid

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

i hope that those crazy westboro people show up!

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

This is what I was thinking. They don’t have to continually honor him. He died, they reported on it. The story can end there.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah agreed. I forget sometimes that ESPN is an entertainment network, though, and not news at all. And clearly running on their own non-independent from the news agenda.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Where’s that line?

Somewhere in between Paterno and Gaddafi. hth!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 25, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, he’s not the child molester.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

i’m withdrawing my objection to whatever ESPN did as I’m being intellectually dishonest by showing any outrage that they aren’t “reporting” something and then saying they are just entertainment and not news at all.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Might be a stupid question

But what are those things on their belts? Some sort of Inspector Gadget toy?

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 25, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

SECRET JUMBACO COMPARTMENT

Before Tosh took them with him to UW.

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

external bladder

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Man, fuck ESPN. Foggy future my ass.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they meant that the Bay Area is foggy

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that’s not what they meant.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Recruiting needs per Miller.

http://espn.go.com/blog/pac12/post/_/id/33607/pac-12-recruiting-needs-north-division-2

California
QB: Zach Maynard will be a senior, and it says something about the depth behind him that he never lost his job during his midseason swoon.
WR: Keenan Allen is back, but that’s it in terms of returning production and experience.
S: Three of the top four safeties from 2011 are gone.

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Needs more OL

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah…wr + ol were what i ’d think our top needs are.

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

recruitin needs bla bla bla
Every team needs to hit every position group each recruiting season, but there are always priorities. It’s not just positions where starters are lost or going to be seniors, it’s about addressing weaknesses where a true freshman might be a better answer than a returning player.

Up next is the North Division.

California
QB: Zach Maynard will be a senior, and it says something about the depth behind him that he never lost his job during his midseason swoon.
WR: Keenan Allen is back, but that’s it in terms of returning production and experience.
S: Three of the top four safeties from 2011 are gone.

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 10:43 AM PST reply actions  

Yeah, we need OL

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that monkey wearing jean shorts?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

BEING A NEVER NUDE IS A REAL AFFLICTION

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

There are LITRULY dozens of them

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

RECD

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

lolololololol

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

lolol

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

HAHA

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by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

a chimp raising livestock for the slaughter, what else is new

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Related: watched Rise of the Planet of the Apes last night. Not too bad 3 out of 5 stars.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

My first thought as well!

I thought it was great….but needs more time of the movie dedicated to apes running around SF trashing stuff.

Also did you notice they ran down Twin Peaks to Downtown and then got on Golden Gate Bridge? Those apes have incredible stamina

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 25, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I know…aren’t they great?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

but needs more time of the movie dedicated to apes running around SF trashing stuff.

DING DING DING!

Also did you notice they ran down Twin Peaks to Downtown and then got on Golden Gate Bridge? Those apes have incredible stamina

Also, that one ape went from like San Bruno to Marin and back in one night!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, that one ape went from like San Bruno to Marin and back in one night!

I think he took CalTrain and Golden Gate Transit.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it bad that any time I see James Franco I think of his stoner character in Pineapple Express?

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 25, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I think that character is just the real James Franco.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought the same thing while watching 127 hours or whatever it was called. Kept thinking to myself “WOW, good thing he’s stoned”

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

It was certainly fun. I laughed outright at parts, so there’s that.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

…but did you laugh outright, outloud?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I laughed alot (also a lot) and loudly, and stop trolling me dammit.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw it on an airplane, it was pretty decent airplane viewing.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

How was Frieda Pinto?

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Hawt like whoa

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

brb renting from the local video store

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously hawt in Immortals.

Although the movie stunk.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

brb gonna watch on mute

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Frieda Pinto…

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

No, he’s on first.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw Lost in Space and I think Titanic on an airplane, it was a bit morbid airplane viewing.

by WolverBear on Jan 25, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw Marley and Me on a plane too, what a tearjerker! I think half the plane had the sniffles at the end. The other half were feeling. In other words, cat owners.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

i watched the end of the house of sand and fog on a different seat’s tv screen once. that was depressing.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s how I saw the last 20 minutes of The Black Swan. Confusing and morbid.

by paleodan on Jan 26, 2012 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

woulda been funnier without the markup

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Everyone’s a joke critic!

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

What the hell is “invert sugar”? Sugar that takes away sweetness?

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Ladyboy lovin’

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

oh my god, I just got this. wow.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

glucose + fructose

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, according to Facebook, Cal band is about to play at ixar!!!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 10:54 AM PST reply actions  

I heard they’re playing at Pixar too!

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I always loved this CollegeHumor pixar intro parody. Lamp = Murderer!!

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Good morning!

When people in your office tell you they are working from home today, don’t you smirk and nod knowingly, sure in the fact that they don’t intend to work at all, but do laundry, sleep in and generally take a day to themselves, while perhaps finishing one small task so that they can prove they were actually productive? Then how come the people in MY office don’t fucking understand this? HOW COME?

Anyhow, I am here now, sweet CGB family, ready to put my heart into the DBD.

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 10:57 AM PST reply actions  

How was your mid morning nap?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

So this. I actually try to schedule an hour of conference calls on WFH days just to illustrate the “see I’m working” point.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I must make WFH happen. I actually came in for 1-hour on Monday. It took me 1.45 to commute.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

When Ms. Atoms works from home she’s probably even more productive because she’s less distracted by coworkers.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Does she have hot co-workers or something?

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Just bothersome ones, I believe.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Does she have smell co-workers or something?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Ms. Atoms works in my lab!?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, well...

That can be true, but generally it’s the exception. My project today that is leading me to work from home rather than in the lovely open plan office of doom is reviewing and approving Banker Bonuses! So I may get crabbier throughout the day as I come across truly egregious ones for people I dislike enormously.

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Oooh, let me get my popcorn ready :)

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Can I have a bonus?

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Can I have the change on your bonus?

by WolverBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

IAWTC

I think it depends in part on how chatty/time-sucking your coworkers/boss can be.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

And how hard working the person is.

Also, IAWTC?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

Unaware.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

They understand why you were working at home, they’re just trolling you.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Good, good.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Source

5 of the top 7 headlines on ESPN.com start with either source or sources. Do we need to report things before they happen all the time?

by unclesam22 on Jan 25, 2012 11:02 AM PST reply actions  

Yes

Otherwise you’re late.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Note to future professors:

Don’t write something on the board in your lecture, and immediately:

- Stand in front of it,

or worse:

- Erase it.

by iVinshe on Jan 25, 2012 11:06 AM PST reply actions  

Got it! Thanks.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I will definitely audit Psychology C21: The Art and Craft of Trolling if you teach it.

by iVinshe on Jan 25, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

That sounds like a fun class

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it an art or a science? I can’t decide

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Trolling Science

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I had an Enviromental Economics professor

Who would write chicken scratch on the board and would proceed to rub it all off with his belly.

But he was a HUGE Warriors fan, so it made it all OK

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 25, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

YES I was about to and tell this story.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Ugly Harp Dupree? Not too shabby….

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 25, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Buddy Gumbo Rivers

Not bad.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Ugly Tooth Allison. And there we go!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Do I not know your real name?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s Big Foot Franklin you liar!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jan 25, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Sleepy Killer Brown. Makes me seem more badass than I actually am, but coo.

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

This one’s awesome!

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 25, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

This one is definitely my fave.

by unclesam22 on Jan 25, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Fat Dog Smith

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Girthy. Nice.

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Fat Dog Green.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Hollerin’ Gumbo Jefferson; I like it.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Skinny Eyes Jefferson? Can eyes be skinny?

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Jan 25, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Not sure, if serious

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

It's a trap!

TwistNHook knows he can never get us to reveal our names, so he’s collecting little bits of that information, one letter at a time!

by iVinshe on Jan 25, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Old Bones Dupree

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

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by FiatSlug on Jan 25, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Screamin’ Baby Brown

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t have a middle name or initial :(

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

substitute a ‘click’

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Use “O” for Ohio.

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, good thing this was a competition then.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Curly Bones Franklin, I can dig it

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jan 25, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Cooking with Bill Belichick

I know it’s against the norm, but I love this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=T4r2LBBceOg#!

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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 25, 2012 11:17 AM PST reply actions  

I am so incredibly happy that he is in our conference now.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 25, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Me too! Entertaining Pac-12 Media Days!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Breaking News!
@darrenrovell
BREAKING: NFL will allow players to in-game tweet during Sunday’s Pro Bowl. There will be 1 designated area per sideline.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 11:24 AM PST reply actions  

z

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

“Would you like to be seated in the tweeting or non-tweeting area?”

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but what about smoking?

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle

this time I tink we go up the middle!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Pappys or Jupiters for CGB Night on Sun? Thouguhts? Lets discuss

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 11:29 AM PST reply actions  

Jack in the Box

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

This!

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Do they even have one in Berkeley?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, telegraph

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

think the one on telegraph’s technically in oakland…but yeah…there’s another one on san pablo + university as well.

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

when i’m drunk, I think Fremont is Berkeley

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

it all looks the same.

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

when i’m drunk, i get a midwestern accent.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

from the midwest?

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope, lived in CA my whole life.

But my best friend growing up was from Wisconsin so that comes out occassionally. She thinks it’s hilarious.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

so you throw around a bunch of ’don’t ya know’?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

that ‘know’ sound in ’don’t cha know’ comes out a LOT.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a friend who used to make fun of Indian accents when sober. When he got drunk, he would occasionally get “stuck” in an Indian accent and was completely unable to speak in anything but. Seemed… karmic?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

ha!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

haha. yeah…i tend to lose my ability to speak in korean when drunk. kinda a problem when drinking in ktown or seoul.

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

You lose a whole language! Some people just misplace their keys.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

was korean your first language at any point? one of my friends (a korean guy) grew up in South America.. first time he got drunk was when we found out, he started conversing completely in Spanish.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

English and Korean. Born and raised here.

Yeah…one of my friend’s the same way. She’s Korean, but born in Sao Paolo/immigrated in junioir high…breaks out into Portuguese all the time when she gets angry or drunk.

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I speak almost exclusively in Hindi when I’m drunk.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah it’s on San Pablo/Allston.

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to try pappy’s, but we might habe better luck with Jupiters as long as we let them know we’re coming. We could have the whole top floor.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I vote Jupiter.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

You can do that? My only complaint about Jupiter is the slow service. Gotta get there plenty early.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno if we can, but it’s worth a try. And hopefully if we tell them we’re bringing 30 people, they’ll be extra ready for our service.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Are we bringing 30 people? We have 45 people with tix, but I have no idea about numbers

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

According to Kodiak’s comments in his fan post, 45 tickets are accounted for but not all have been paid for.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

There are 3 tickets remaining, but that might go away soon.

Im talking about the pregame. We dont have an idea on te numbers for that. Who knows?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Get a roll call for pre-game.
I’ll start. I’m in.

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- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Ragnarok, myself, and probably Ragscub will come to the pregame, but we have our own tickets, so we’re in addition to the 45.

… and this count should probably be done on the other fanpost.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

She’s back!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Another Pregame +1 here.

by iVinshe on Jan 25, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I may be, depending on mrs. sec119

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Guys

I’ll be there, AND I have an extra ticket, already paid for.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Extra seat for your aura?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Why isn’t your son going again?

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Flying out to Nashville for some reason, made the decision AFTER I got the tickets, the bum.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pregaming with y’all, and am in addition to the ticket allocation.

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, what time?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Which one allows Jumbacos?

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

What time would you want pregame to start? I can call Jupiters and get an estimate.

also, did plans with the CAA fall through?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, i would like a starting time for planning purposes.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Since no one has a real answer for ’What time should our pregame party start?!" I offer these two points of reference.

Tip-off is 5:30pm.
CAA hoops party starts at 3pm.

If we start @ Jupiters at 3pm, we get 2 full hours of drinking and pizza (Ragscubs new fav word, btw), and then a buffer time of 30 minutes to go up the hill to Haas Pavilion. So, I’m thinking 3pm.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

You are the hero we need!

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Ragscub loves the word “drinking”? PARENTS OF THE YEAR

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like SOMEBODY wants to offer some BABYSITTING hours.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

A baby that is extremely obviously not mine could help pick up women… similar to a puppy, right?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

or land you in jail

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

or they will assume you are a manny.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmm. that would be unfortunate.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Ramirez? Delcarmen?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

yes. on both.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I havent Zed through this whole convo yet, so I dont know how it turned out, but check your email.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

k, i’ll take care of it.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

You=sexy

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

sent you an email. decisions must be made

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

3pm, jupiter?

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

not yet.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I WANT ANSWERS!

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

How about now?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

how many people would you expect to arrive at said pre-game party?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

threve

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Does Ragscub count?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

no.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Only if she can drink more than two beers.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess that depends on whether she’s had some pre-party wine.

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Better not be some of that cheap chardonnay.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

You don’t like black flies?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

You don’t like black flies?

WHY YOU HAT BLACK FLIES?

DBD’d it for you.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

RACIS

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse

by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

no.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Alcohol weak sauce.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

You never know until you try. I got cut off for the first time when I was 5.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Do I count?

In the Game of Trolls, you either troll or you die.
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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Never.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I responded to your email.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I sent you email, I think we are done.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

............forever???????????????????

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m telling rags!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Hes also sexy

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Meth is a hell of a drug

The Fresno County coroner says the woman who fatally shot three family members before killing herself was extremely high on methamphetamine.

Coroner Dr. David Hadden says people with more than 300 nanograms per milliliter of the drug in their systems tend to be at risk for bizarre behavior. Toxicology reports show that 23-year-old Aide Mendez had more than eight times that — 2,500 nanograms per milliliter — when she went on the Jan. 15 shooting rampage.

Fresno police say Mendez killed her 3-year-old son and 17-month-old daughter, as well as her husband’s cousin, before turning the gun on herself. The husband also was shot and stabbed, but survived.

Police say Mendez took video of herself smoking meth hours before the killings.

Hadden says the high level in her system indicates frequent, long-term use.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 11:46 AM PST reply actions  

I saw meth and immediately thought it was Fresno. Looks like I was right.

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Sad

On a related note, Drug Inc on NatGeo is a pretty good show

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

yep

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

never watched…will check it out.

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

recommended reading

Methland. It’s about Iowa, and riddled with gossipy junk about people living in a small town, but pretty interesting especially if you don’t know much about agriculture and related industries.

The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.

"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Jose Canseco wants to be a DH:

Joe Stiglich of the Contra Costa Times conducted a phone interview with Canseco on Tuesday regarding his insistence via his Twitter feed that he’s going to get back into baseball this year. The interview included this explanation which is crazy, sad and gross all at once. Grosscraysad.

I’m trying my hardest and damndest. I can’t get anybody to give me a chance. I saw the movie “Moneyball”, and I was amazed at what Billy had to go through. I guess if you love something … that movie really got my juices flowing. I love baseball, people don’t know that about me. I miss it so much.

I don’t know where to start. Perhaps it is revealing that Canseco watched a movie based on a true story and felt that he was now intimately familiar with the trials and tribulations of Billy Beane. But I think it’s more revealing that the film “really got his juices flowing.” It makes sense that Canseco uses colloquialisms that he heard in old episodes of Married…With Children, because he’s been stuck in 1995 since probably about 1989.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 11:53 AM PST reply actions  

I heard that this morning and pringled.

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

This reminds me of when Chief Wiggum lost his job and tried to rob Homer with a handleless, triggerless gun.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

If this story culminates in Jose Canseco being hurled by an archaic catapult, then it’ll be all worth it.

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

if

you can’t cut it with the Long Island Ducks, you probably can’t cut it in OAK any more Hoser.

The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.

"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

No Shnacks

Marvin Jones/WR/Cal: Jones, 6-2, 198, was a reliable wideout all through his college career and today showed he has the skills to play at the next level. Jones ran crisp, precise routes which enabled him to get separation from defenders. He also displayed the ability to turn it on with a single step and beat defenders in the deep field. Jones caught everything thrown in his direction and has scouts believing he’ll be a solid fit as a third wide out in the NFL.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 12:01 PM PST reply actions  

Jumbacos for all!

Late yesterday, the Entertainment Commission approved late night hours for the Jack-in-the-Box on Geary and 11th.

The Jumbaco chain had been operating for 24 hours for decades, until some violent incidents in late 2011 brought to light the fact that Jack-in-the-Box lacked the proper permits to stay open 24/7. When the chain applied for the licenses to be open between 2am and 6am, plenty of neighborhood outcry followed.

At the hearing yesterday, a compromise of sorts was reached: it can stay open until 4am, though Supervisor Eric Mar said he agreed with the neighbors and recommended the restaurant not operate after 2am either.

But the reason why it was determined to be OK? Despite the many drunken incidents? Because those greasy tacos and curly fries are providing an invaluable service to the party people of San Francisco.

From the SF Examiner:

… Entertainment Commissioner Audrey Joseph said Tuesday such food businesses are needed.

"It’s very important that we have food [available late at night]; it helps people not be as drunk," she said.

Well, there’s that. Richmond night owls can breathe a sigh of relief.

(Though it should be said: going home at 3:30am also helps you be less drunk.)

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 12:08 PM PST reply actions  

grammar police needed

from my fbook feed:

ATP World Tour
Whose (sic) pumped for Thursday’s Rafael Nadal vs. Roger Federer Australian Open showdown? Read about every match they have ever played: http://bit.ly/ghx2V5 Match starts 7.30pm Melbourne/8.30am GMT/3.30am ET

SIGH

by the federer express on Jan 25, 2012 12:37 PM PST reply actions  

OUR PUMPED FOR THURSDAY’S RAFAEL NADAL VS. ROGER FEDERER AUSTRALIAN OPEN SHOWDOWN? READ ABOUT EVERY MATCH THEY HAVE EVER PLAYED: HTTP://BIT.LY/GHX2V5 MATCH STARTS 7.30PM MELBOURNE/8.30AM GMT/3.30AM ET!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

tsk tsk

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Replay fail and late to the game. You need to step up your game, kid.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

darn the comment box being at the bottom by default!

by the federer express on Jan 25, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Replay fail? But it’s not the last two minutes of this DBD!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yoda says:

Racist, that is.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 25, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

just a little.

but i’m willing to give people half around the world the benefit of the doubt that the cultural connotation betweem fried chicken and african americans isn’t exactly well known.

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Jumbaco News!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Inner Richmond Jack-in-the-Box approved for late night hours, because it helps people be less drunk

Late yesterday, the Entertainment Commission approved late night hours for the Jack-in-the-Box on Geary and 11th.

The Jumbaco chain had been operating for 24 hours for decades, until some violent incidents in late 2011 brought to light the fact that Jack-in-the-Box lacked the proper permits to stay open 24/7. When the chain applied for the licenses to be open between 2am and 6am, plenty of neighborhood outcry followed.

At the hearing yesterday, a compromise of sorts was reached: it can stay open until 4am, though Supervisor Eric Mar said he agreed with the neighbors and recommended the restaurant not operate after 2am either.

But the reason why it was determined to be OK? Despite the many drunken incidents? Because those greasy tacos and curly fries are providing an invaluable service to the party people of San Francisco.

From the SF Examiner:

… Entertainment Commissioner Audrey Joseph said Tuesday such food businesses are needed.

"It’s very important that we have food [available late at night]; it helps people not be as drunk," she said.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 1:43 PM PST reply actions  

VIN-

… wait for it…

- TAGE.

Vintage.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Wha? But, but, but..

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Keep your chin up, CBG. It happens to the best of us.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

YES

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

First you take a drunk

then you take two tacos, whaddaya get?

The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.

"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

a threesome? NFSW

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Not For Sandwich Wobblies?

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Kaboom!

http://youtu.be/9ktGdXg-ll0

Clips from Destroyed in Seconds on Discovery.

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 1:45 PM PST reply actions  

“Some people watch adult videos on their computer – I go to YouTube and watch Destroyed in Seconds highlight clips. That’s what gets me going.” – Michael Bay

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Now I’m imagining Michael Bay with a moustache.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

AKA: Cal's 2012 recruiting report

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

oh no you didn’t

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yes I did!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

More twitstalking...DOOOOOOOOOOOOm

Joe Davidson @sb_joedavidson
Shaq Thompson told by coach,mom,family:“Follow your heart,not other recruits or coaches.What fits YOU?” UCLA off radar before but not now

Cal coach Jeff Tedford & former coach Tosh Lupoi did NOT make home visit w Shaq together before;Tedford gets Shaq solo on Thurs to charm him

Less doom?


Jeff Tedford has known Shaq family 4 years;recruited Syd Thompson,4-yr starter at CB;Tedford & Shaq mom charm each other.That’s always key

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 1:49 PM PST reply actions  

in mom we trust!

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait...
Cal coach Jeff Tedford & former coach Tosh Lupoi did NOT make home visit w Shaq together before

Doesn’t this contradict the narrative we’ve heard before? Shaq told ESPN, “[Lupoi] came in for a home visit last night and told me he was thinking about taking the UW job and wasn’t sure what he was going to do.”

And Jim McGill told KJR, "Lupoi was out with Tedford on an official visit to Shaq Thompson’s house and he stayed later. Tedford had to take off and at some point during the night, Thompson said that he … was asking him more questions about his [Tosh’s] future and he got him to break down a little and got him to say “I may be making a move to Washington, I don’t know yet.”

So, that means Tosh made the visit alone the night before he left? And Jim McGill was incorrect about the combo visit?

by minesweeper on Jan 25, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Tosh visited Shaq alone without Cal or Tedford’s permission. All the while, Sark was outside staring into the windows and clubbing baby seals

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

This makes much more sense.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds kinda sad, actually. “Hey Shaq, I’m 30 and I live two hours away, can I come over? I don’t have much else to do.”

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

How The Glock Became America's Weapon Of Choice

http://www.npr.org/2012/01/24/145640473/how-the-glock-became-americas-weapon-of-choice?sc=tw&cc=freshair

Today the Glock pistol has become the gun of choice for both criminals and law enforcement in the United States.

In his book Glock: The Rise of America’s Gun, Paul Barrett traces how the sleek, high-capacity Austrian weapon found its way into Hollywood films and rap lyrics, not to mention two-thirds of all U.S. police departments.

The Glock was created in 1982 by curtain-rod manufacturer Gaston Glock. Glock didn’t like the handguns available on the market and decided to manufacture a new gun from scratch. Before starting, he asked gun experts in his native Austria what could be done to improve a handgun for the modern era.

“They said, ‘A gun with much larger ammunition capacity, a gun that is much more durable and reliable … [and] the gun should be easy to fire [and] easy to learn how to use,’” Barrett tells Fresh Air’s Terry Gross. “He integrated all of those elements into the Glock, and that’s how he won his original contract with the Austrian army.”

The original Glock 17, the model adopted by the Austrian army, contained only 36 parts and could hold 17 bullets in its magazine. It didn’t have an external safety like other semiautomatic handguns. It also didn’t have a decocking mechanism. The result? A lightweight, interchangeable model that could be dropped, submerged and subjected to temperature extremes — and still accurately fire.

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 1:54 PM PST reply actions  

“36 parts” does not garner the usage of “only” before it

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Most handguns contain 37 parts.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 25, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

lul

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a lot harder to find words that rhyme with Beretta, that’s for sure.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

ah, that poet, R Kelly

He looks at the closet
I pull out my Beretta
He walks up to the closet
He goes up to the closet
Now he’s at the closet
Damn he’s opening the closet…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8IVlfyIc8g

by the federer express on Jan 25, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Kelly has described the entire “Trapped in the Closet” series as a “hip hopera”, and that “it’s now too long to be called a song.”1 When asked about the writing of the song, Kelly stated: “I don’t know how to explain how I wrote it. It just keeps rhyming and rhyming.” He has also stated that “Trapped in the Closet” seems to have taken on “a life, mind and body of its own”, and has called the series an “alien”.2

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trapped_in_the_closet

by the federer express on Jan 25, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahhhhhhhhh the good old days of recruiting
Successful recruit stalking

This week’s allegations against the Miami Hurricanes elicit flashbacks for Willhite, who remembers the temptations between right and wrong.

“The recruiting, oh my goodness,” said Willhite, a supervisor for International Paper who is married with three children in Elk Grove. “I got pounds of letters. Imagine getting 50-60 a day. Not a week, a day. The calls, the pressure. No normalcy. I wasn’t a kid anymore.”

A University of Oregon recruiter, desperate for Willhite’s letter-of-intent commitment, holed up in a Rancho Cordova hotel for months to keep tabs on him. A Washington recruiter did one better. He rented a house on Willhite’s street. Armed with National Player of the Year honors, Willhite wound up going to Eugene, Ore. The Washington recruiter was fired.

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

The Washington recruiter was fired.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

If you just reply that you want to go to Hogwarts, the owls will stop coming!!!!!!

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Rancho Cordova!

(is a complete and utter shithole.)

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 25, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Comma news

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 1:56 PM PST reply actions  

That’s silly but yes, I approve of the Oxford comma.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

rec.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Silly

but rec’d

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get it.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a song by Vampire Weekend, a band.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

the line goes as such: “Who gives a fuck about the oxford comma?”

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

atomsareenough

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 25, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I give a frak about the oxford comma.

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

They should be happy that I answered their question.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

*

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

...

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get what this has to do with grammar, a university, the undead, or the Sabbath.

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, I’m captivated by this flickr account

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Coo. As long as I’m not missing anything, carry on.

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

My desktop background

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

so that’s your screen I can see.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

????Was this on the DBD, this was mine at some point also?!!!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

lol this was mine too on my mac.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

my desktop background

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Mine is same except for large conspicuous corporate logo on right side.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

High five!

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

You apparently still run Windows 95

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

What can I say? Windows 7 is too mainstream.

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Or DVD drives!

The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.

"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

This is really weird. I have close to the exact same background as you.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse

by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you guys from the same home town?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know if we should pursue this line of questioning. The implications are vast.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse

by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

my desktop background

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

You have a really tall monitor!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

a really tall, hawt monitor.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 26, 2012 12:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I turn it sideways!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 26, 2012 6:28 AM PST up reply actions  

jet

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

nice

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

beautiful

I remember the first time I saw one at Castle AFB and it was a lot smaller than I thought it would be.

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 25, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

nice

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse

by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Haters gonna hat

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Jan 25, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

What about hatters, what do they do?

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

hatt

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse

by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The serial comma? Ya, it makes sense.

But couldn’t that also be interpreted to mean that eggs=toast and orange juice?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

ahh yes, the appositive.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

this exactly

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup, this is why we use it.

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by zoonews on Jan 25, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Every single facebook post right now is about Oxford commas and Sh!t people say. WHY ARE PEOPLE SAYING SO MUCH SH

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by norcalnick on Jan 25, 2012 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Bravo

I must applaud Twist, for taking the extremely unnecessary (but funny!) step of actually going to Jack-in-the box and eating one of these silly thing. There are apparently no depths to which he will not sink to, all to entertain readers of this blog.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 2:42 PM PST reply actions  

Just dont ask me to do an encore!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Has anyone ever asked you to do an encore?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

……………….no

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it Mexican if it’s made by a Mexican in Oakland or does it have to be made in Mexico?

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Mexicans from the peninsula!

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll make them (assuming I’m one of the only mexicans here).

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by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You also have to use In N Out!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Done and done. CGB Jumbaco nite at my house!

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by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

lolol

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

pqtm.

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Can someone please atoms this for me?

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

In The Empire Strikes Back (2nd movie in the original Star Wars trilogy, released 1980), Darth Vader (bad guy) duels Luke Skywalker (good guy) and cuts off Luke’s hand with a lightsaber. A lightsaber is a sword except with a blade that’s like pure energy or something.

The captions insinuate that after cutting off Luke’s hand, Darth Vader uses the hand to masturbate.

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Ew. And ew. I knew there was a reason I’d never seen these movies.

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s okay. Since the lightsaber is pure energy, the wound cauterizes instantly, so there’s no bleeding.

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

and to be fair, there’s no actual mention of masturbation in the movies…only incest.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Only if you count french kissing as incest.

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by FiatSlug on Jan 25, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, they don’t know they’re siblings. And neither do we. Until the less good third movie.

by WolverBear on Jan 25, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Surprise incest! Just like that one episode of House…

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

If only it had been lupus.

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s never lupus.

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by FiatSlug on Jan 25, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

tosh lupus?

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

It was lupus like once.

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The Empire Strikes Back is a truly fantastic film in its own right, Star Wars movie or not.

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

No doubt

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

puahahahaha

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

When you look back on it, Ep. 5 really is the only good movie in the entire series. 6 is close… but the first half of it ruins it.

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by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I really think there’s an unbad movie among Ep. 1, 2, and 3. Somewhere.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the last half of Episode 3 is pretty good, but just super rushed. It’s really unfortunate that the prequels didn’t start to hit their stride until 5/6 of the way in.

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the thing. 1, 2 and 3 (NO OXFORD COMMA FTW) could have been a great movie if certain aspects were combined. Of course, others would have to be cut.

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by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

LIke the #^!^#! pod race? Or those utterly terrible senate debates? The whole convoluted, abstruse plot about the Separatists? The nonsensical retreat to Naboo, where Padme is the most 1% refugee in the history of the galaxy, complete with her own droid?

Ewan McGregor is awesome, and three movies of him flying around doing cool shit and fighting dudes with lightsabers would have been a pretty solid base to work from.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Ewan McGregor + Ian McDiarmid were the only saving graces in the entire prequel trilogy.

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by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought Natalie Portman was fine, if totally wasted on those &$@(# GalacticC-Span soliloquies.

Liam Neeson was OK too but his character was cruddy, and Christopher Plummer was wasted. Samuel L. Jackson should have been handed an intergalactic shotgun instead of a lightsaber.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Samuel L. Jackson should have been handed an intergalactic shotgun instead of a lightsaber.

LOL

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MUTHA%^&%% SITH ON THIS MUTHA^(&&( PLANET!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought that was all pretty creepy, tbh. I get the whole “grow up and do the babysitter” thing but it was still weird in Ep. 2.

Also, Jake Lloyd sucked.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

So much about hte prequels was bad, it’s hard to catalog.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Kenobi v. Maul was sick.

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by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Really?

You don’t like the first one? I think Empire Strikes Back is better, but Star Wars is still great.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Ep. 4 was great as the revolutionary, intro movie to the entire saga, but as a stand-alone movie, meh.

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by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

/falls out of chair in disbelief.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

No, hes right. If I had to order them, Id prolly put it like:

2
5
3
6
4
1

Thats not chronoligal order from when the moveis came out, but chrono in the series itself

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re saying the second prequel movie is the best Star Wars movie?

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

No, wait, I think the 3rd prequel is the best one. I think I fucked it up.

Switch 2 and 3 in my life.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

#in my list

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you sure you don’t want to switch #2 and #3 in your life?

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by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

…! are you trolling? you have two prequels in your top three … ?

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

No. Am I not allowed to have my own personal preferences?

I dont much get into Star Wars. Im happy others do, but they werent necessarily for me. I really like movies 2 and 3. Lots of cool action sequences.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It is just unusual and surprising to see two of the prequels in one’s top three.

And, in an idea I’ll save for later, it would also be great success if someone had posted a random list of numbers, which then generated many comments.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

most impressive

an awful lot of 2 is terrible Splendor in the Grass dialogue and kludgy “mystery” that isn’t really mystery.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:40 AM PST up reply actions  

So wrong.

1. Empire (5)
2. New Hope (4)
3. Return of the Jedi (6)
4. Revenge of the Sith (3)

- – - end of good movies – - -

5/6. eh, whatever.

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by norcalnick on Jan 25, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I once thought as you do. However, #4 on your list (Revenge of the Sith) is not a good movie. It just seems that way because you had to endure the travesties that were Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Revenge of the Sith’s primary flaw (imho) is that Ep.’s 1 and 2 did a poor job of setting it up. I stand by my earlier statement that the 2nd half of Ep. 3 is pretty good, but rushed.

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The last 20 minutes were mega-rushed. If you averaged the last 20 minutes of Ep. 3 with the last 20 minutes of LOTR’s Return of the King, you have a decently paced movie.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

And all of it except the fight scenes would still suck.

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by Kodiak on Jan 26, 2012 12:48 AM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

just not with the 14 different fade to black moments from LOTR!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:41 AM PST up reply actions  

The Yoda fight scenes in #2 are so beyond epic they make that movie sublime.

Plus, the SHITTINESS of when Anakin goes evil is amazing! In that sad non-Jumbaco away

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

See, in my opinion, Hayden ruined Anakin. So much potential.

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by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t say I buy the ’it’s so shitty it’s good!’ argument.

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by norcalnick on Jan 25, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

What if I slash the prices?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

75% more less!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess you were not trolling. Mea culpa.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

it's interesting

I thought they were really fake-y CGI and really disliked that Yoda, all-powerful Jedi master that went on and on about how small things can move mountains, just turned into another dude with a laser sword. I wanted him and the Emperor to be blasting each other with mind rays and summoning space octopi and whatever other weird stuff, not just swordfighting.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree with this. The whole fight scene sort of destroyed Yoda.

by Bears916 on Jan 26, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

It made me love him10x more

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by TwistNHook on Jan 26, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha this. Flipping somersault Yoda was BA

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by CruzinBears on Jan 26, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree with this – but Bears 916 might be right too, I’ve never re-watched Revenge.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I might have to rewatch it, but I do remember legitimately enjoying it in the theaters. It’s far from perfect, but I thought the montage of the Jedi betrayal was really well done.

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by norcalnick on Jan 25, 2012 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the frankenstein-y NOOOOOOOOO! scene would kill it for me no matter what. I dug the final fiery battle, but the dialogue was atrocious. “from my point of view, the Jedi are evil!” Really???? McGregor tried his damnedest to make that scene good.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

re: final fiery battle

(losing all girl credibility) So, they’re Jedi and stuff and know powerful ways to fight and control objects with their minds, and the final battle comes down to who has the high ground?! Really? No other skill is really necessary except for I’m king of the mountain?

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by AndBears on Jan 26, 2012 5:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree milady. Although swordfighting uphill is not a good way to extend one’s life, after all the jumping and flying and whatever building up to that it seemed silly. They had force-jumped straight up hundreds of feet at many different points by then.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Testosterone surges reduce cognitive capacity.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 26, 2012 6:51 AM PST up reply actions  

No, I still believe you are a girl.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 26, 2012 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. Awful on some many levels.

by Bears916 on Jan 26, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

For real! ep. 4 was a good movie ….

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

The only thing “meh” about 4 is the production values.

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed – great movie, so much fun.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Preach on, Mr. F!

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

this

is what all the hipster kids say. I think it has to do with not seeing the star destroyer and corvette blast across the big screen to open the film. And the effect that had on us at our age.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Parenting Advice

My daughter is 5 1/2 and loves all things super-heroey and adventurous. At what point do I show her the original Star Wars trilogy? If I wait too long she’ll realize it’s totally dated, but if I hit her with it too early she’ll be bored.

She’s seen some of the cartoon (which I think is quality) and carries a star wars lunch pail to school everyday.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

See, I don’t think it will ever be dated.

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by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think so either, but I’m trying to put myself in my kid’s shoes. A kid who will never know that phones have cords and that TVs aren’t all flat panels.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Not sure. My daughter is also 5 1/2 and I’ve been waiting.

You go first and let me know.

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

THESE ARE SERIOUS CONCERNS!

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy ...

I had no idea thats what GRRMartin looked like. If he dies before he finishes the series I’ll kill him. Again.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously….thought he was like, young-ish.

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

sup

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

recd

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by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

win

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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah he's always like "Tyrion is totally me"

but I think we all know the truth.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Jan 27, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

Yes they are.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Watch it in 3D (they’re coming out over the next few years).

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

This would mean giving George Lucas more money, something I’m not incredibly fond of doing. I also can’t stand his fiddling.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

What about his violining?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I say 7 or 8, old enough to care, but not be cynical. Off topic, but one of the things that I have enjoyed as a parent is sharing great movies I love with my kids (no it’s not Fellini retrospectives).

Has she watched Robin Hood w Errol Flynn? That led her (my daughter) to demand more Errol Flynn movies.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

and that was suppose to be … not ALL Fellini retrospectives. (sigh)

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re more of a Fritz Lang purist, huh.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Not yet, but thats a great one to add to her list.

Her current favorites in no particular order:

(1) Wizard of Oz
(2) Peter Pan (the live action musical)
(3) Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

My wife’s influece is (1) and (2). My influence is (3).

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

All goodies

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by CruzinBears on Jan 25, 2012 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Classic Willy Wonka with Gene Wilder, yes?

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by AndBears on Jan 26, 2012 5:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course. The other one is not worth the time.

by Bears916 on Jan 26, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Truth! The Tim Burton/ Johnny Depp marriage needs to end. They keep putting out steaming pile after steaming pile.

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by golden oso on Jan 26, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Danny Elfman’s music in that movie was beyond amazing. I’m happy that movie existed, just for the soundtrack.

by paleodan on Jan 26, 2012 11:49 PM PST up reply actions  

My daughters loved the Errol Flynn Robin Hood.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Saving that one for another year or so. One of my favs growing up, too.

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by Kodiak on Jan 26, 2012 12:50 AM PST up reply actions  

yay!

On to Captain Blood! And then Sea Hawk!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:47 AM PST up reply actions  

We got them a DVD pack with Robin Hood, the Sea Hawk, Scarlet Pimpernel, and one other… maybe Casaonova (panic!) for Christmas… but the pace of adopting new things is glacial, so they’re still working on repeated viewings of Robin Hood.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 26, 2012 6:53 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s another good pack with Don Juan (fun! prob not so much for kids), Dawn Patrol (what a great and depressing film!), the one about dive bomber pilots in WWII which was really good (interesting contrast to Dawn Patrol as it’s very flag-wrapped and patriotic), and I think Private Lives of Elizabeth and Essex which I haven’t watched yet.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

We did a debut showing to my 7 & 9 year olds recently and they seemed to enjoy it. However, there was pushback about watching the Empire Strikes Back, which, if continued, will result in a removal of all light sources from their bedrooms until they get their heads straight.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like my “do you want to be smart and have a Go Bears shirt like Daddy…or do you want a shirt like Mommy’s and never eat ice cream ever again?”

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by Kodiak on Jan 26, 2012 12:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Red sweatshirt of shame!

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 26, 2012 6:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, you’re not screwing around.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 26, 2012 6:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Hah! Unfortunately I can’t do that. My 5 year old would just take the money she’s saved, hitch a ride with mom, buy the ice cream herself, and then serve it to the family that night. I have absolutely no control over her.

by Bears916 on Jan 26, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I think

anytime is fine, at least Ep. 4. If she’s already watching the Clone Wars cartoon or other cartoons with guns and explosions and stuff I’m sure it’s fine.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m not paranoid about the guns and violence. She gets that it’s just fake. She is sort of drawn to it, though, as she really likes the animated Batman. Of course her other favorite is the Food Network, so I’m not too concerned.

by Bears916 on Jan 26, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I said, only way less concise.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I remembered that Scootie has never seen a Star Wars movie, so I figured I’d explain it.

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

i thought she was joking…

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember these things, but trust me, I forget birthdays!

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

...

The implication is that Darth Vader is taunting Luke by masturbating with Luke’s severed hand.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Because Soylent Green literally IS people!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Hurray Street Fighter!

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Why’s he got a computer monitor in front of him?

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno how courtrooms work. We should ask the other criminals here.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s common in modern courtrooms. If there’s an exhibit or document that the witness is being asked about, counsel or the court can put it on the screen.

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by Ohio Bear on Jan 25, 2012 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Doom
California: “A big storyline to watch is if the Bears retain a commitment from safety Shaq Thompson (Sacramento, Calif./Grant). At this point, the odds are that Thompson heads elsewhere… Don’t be surprised if: The Bears land the state’s top prospect, Arik Armstead (Elk Grove, Calif./Pleasant Grove). At one point during the year, Armstead looked like a pretty solid bet to play his college ball in Berkeley.”

link

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 2:54 PM PST reply actions  

Hmmmm

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

hmm

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 3:03 PM PST reply actions  

I want to like him, but this and his supermodel GFs makes it soo hard

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder how much of it was paid by Gisele…

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Found it: http://g.co/maps/gv9h3

I wonder who his neighbors are…

by minesweeper on Jan 25, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

prolly a dentist and an accountant.

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

That is an enormous lot. Nice hood.

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

It looks like he’s only got a two-car garage though. Meh.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I count four and possibly even five. Look at all the doors on the left end.

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

it appears he only has a two-car garage. and then another two car garage next to it.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Pshhh, I have a family friend out in Palm Springs with a 12 car garage.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m such an amateur!

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

they say it’s 22k sq ft w/ a 6 car garage. and his neighbors are the governator and heidi klum.

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

But if he’s not neighbors with Seal, then what’s the point?!?!?!?!?!

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Heidi left Seal for Arnold???? You heard it here first!!!

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

STILL TICKETS AVAILABLE FOR CGB NIGHT

Cal vs. furd bball this Sunday at 5:30pm.

Close to, but a few rows down from the original group of 45.

Our Cal ATO contact gave us 15 more.

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 3:13 PM PST reply actions  

UC Merced...

http://laist.com/2012/01/25/7_of_10_worst_cities_for_job_hunting_in_california.php

Congratulations, California. Although you’ve been dubbed The Golden State, seven of your cities made the top ten list for the worst cities to seek employment. After clicking through the jobless “winners,” one thing is certain: Do not move to California’s Central Valley.

A recent study by U.S. News and World Report says seven of “The 10 Worst Cities for Finding a Job” are located here in California. “These cities have both high and sticky unemployment-jobless rates that are elevated and, given those high levels, have not fallen far over the last year,” according to the report. Six of the seven cities are located in the Central Valley, including Merced, Fresno, Modesto, Stockton, Visalia-Porterville and Bakersfield-Delano.

Let’s take a look at how all six Central Valley cities ranked, along with their November 2011 unemployment rate percentages.

#7: Bakersfield-Delano, CA; 13.4%
#5: Visalia-Porterville, CA; 15%
#4: Stockton, CA; 15.5%
#3: Modesto, CA; 15.5%
#2: Fresno, CA; 15.7%
#1: Merced, CA; 16.9%

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 3:23 PM PST reply actions  

I mourn American Agriculture.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s not in a pretty state. I blame corn subsidies.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Rice subsidies?
Unshorn lamb subsidies?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Central Valley!

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

As if I needed ANOTHER reason to avoid Bakersfield…….

I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.

by BTown85 on Jan 25, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t konw UC Merced was that bad.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

crank out grads who decide to live near campus and look for jobs, perhaps? or do unemployment stats ignore recent grads/never have worked?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

If they’re looking for work and can’t find it, then they are included.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Merced as Berkeley in the Central Valley was a pipe dream, intended to be self-fulfilling but never materializing. Ther’es not much in Merced, afaik.

Relevant: (link)

Animal McMansion: Students Trade Dorm for Suburban Luxury


While students at other colleges cram into shoebox-size dorm rooms, Ms. Alarab, a management major, and Ms. Foster, who is studying applied math, come home from midterms to chill out under the stars in a curvaceous swimming pool and an adjoining Jacuzzi behind the rapidly depreciating McMansion that they have rented for a song.


Here in Merced, a city in the heart of the San Joaquin Valley and one of the country’s hardest hit by home foreclosures, the downturn in the real estate market has presented an unusual housing opportunity for thousands of college students. Facing a shortage of dorm space, they are moving into hundreds of luxurious homes in overbuilt planned communities.

Was this already linked once in the DBD? Can’t remember.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool! If only they had a party scene.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

What a waste of living in a McMansion for college!

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Imagine how much more fun Cal would have been if you had a hot tub.

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by Rishi on Jan 26, 2012 6:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Underrated movies

So I just went out to lunch, and while there I heard the song “The Mighty Quinn” playing and thought to myself, “You know, The Mighty Quinn is a really underrated movie.” What’s your favorite movie that gets no general love from society as a whole?

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 3:29 PM PST reply actions  

Heh. David Duchovny. You and CalNet.

by paleodan on Jan 26, 2012 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It's probably just because I grew up in the 90s and the X-Files blew my fragile little mind

but I will always have a slight man-crush on David Duchovny.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Jan 27, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

The Brothers Bloom is probably my favorite movie.

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Twilight.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Somehow, I’m not surprised by this admission.

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by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Die Hard With A Vengeance

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Silly

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT?!

I love that movie!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not what I meant, it has to be either obscure, or generally unliked – that one was quite popular.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Dark City

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Such an awesome film.

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Never heard of. Please summarize.

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a city where it’s always nighttime. Daytime doesn’t exist and only one guy realizes it and tries to get to the bottom of it. Sort of a sci-fi noir thing.

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a city where it’s always nighttime.

lol, I thought you were kidding.

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 25, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Well there is a good reason…

by WolverBear on Jan 25, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Well. That title’s quite literal, isn’t it?

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

It don’t mess around!

Roger Ebert LOVES the movie so much he did his own commentary track for it on the DVD.

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

IMDB synopsis:

John’s life has become a nightmare. He is hunted by the police for a series of murders he knows nothing about, a woman who claims to be his wife is after him, and so is a mysterious “doctor”. [snip for spoilery detail] John decides to find out what is happening in his city; why is it always night? And why can nobody tell him a way to leave the city?

by WolverBear on Jan 25, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It was ok, art direction was the best thing about it.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

You shut your whore mouth!

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I did like it, just not as much as you.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes, that’s all you need!

Look at Antichrist. That said, I should get around to watching Melancholia at some point…

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I was totally onboard, until the finaly fight scene (SPOILERS) when they duel using only their minds. Here, bad-guy, I squint at you!

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by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Definitely the lamest part about it, but it’s still a great underrated movie!

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I did enjoy the noir aspect.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha, that kinda makes me wanna watch it for the lulz

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I should be good at this, but I’m struggling.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I have more

I first saw this on a plane, on which I had several friends traveling, but none of us was sitting together. As we got off we were all raving about it! How can you really go wrong with Pierce Brosnan and Hill Harper as eye candy?

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Never heard of it.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Name

Ok, I thought of one that was really, really good but got no attention: Brick, a Noir set in a High School

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I like The Brothers Bloom more than Brick (same director).

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Haven’t seen that yet.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s an amazing film and probably one of my favorite films ever.

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I will watch pretty much any movie set in a high school. Adding to the queue.

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw the Breakfast Club for the first time a couple years ago and enjoyed it, except for the disturbing lack of breakfast eating in the movie! I like my literal movie titles damnit!!!!!!!!

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

She had a Cap’n Crunch sandwich!

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

With pixie sticks!

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by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

you must be super pumped for the new 21 jump street movie

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

uggg…there’s a 21 jump street movie coming out?

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

YES IT LOOKS AWESOME.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually think it’ll be pretty funny, but I really like Jonah Hill

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by CruzinBears on Jan 25, 2012 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Um, no. Must involve actual high school students, not Channing Tatum trying to be a dumber Johnny Depp.

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

TAKE IT BACK

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I totally enjoyed Easy A. That movie is underrated.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Loved that movie too. I walked away very impressed with Emma Stone’s acting abilities

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Fantastic. Makes me want to go all redhead.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Brick was set in my high school. Honest. I liked the movie, too.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I apologize in advance

Starsky and Hutch! Big Daddy!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Starsky and Hutch was fine, I laughed, and that’s all you need from a comedy.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

how dare you

We really got an irrational amount of enjoyment out of that movie, and neither of us particularly liked the TV show it goofed on. I guess if you have Jason Bateman in a throwaway role as a straight man you have a pretty good cast together.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I got 5 minutes into S & H, and turned it off.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

you quit too soon. The movie is

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jan 25, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

*quite enjoyable. Esp the second half

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by CruzinBears on Jan 25, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It really becomes more than just a bunch of goofballs in period costume.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Which is hilarious!!!!! I love goofballs!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jan 26, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Fired Up.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

well, this is depressing

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by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

They Live

John Carpenter directs Roddy Piper in the best performance of his career:

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass…. and I’m all out of bubble gum.

Plus it had an anti-consumerist, anti-conformist message and conspiracy way way before The Matrix and the like. Also has one of the greatest movie fight scenes of all time.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

also followed up by the epic cripple fight south park episode

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

So awesome! I love how they do perfect reenactments from random movies

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jan 25, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Stalking some of my higher-rated Netflix

-Ink (a good indie fantasy with Dark City vibes)
-Saved! (Juno meets Christian Fundies)
-Iron Giant (animation with heart that’s now shadowed by Pixar)

by WolverBear on Jan 25, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

crap

I still haven’t seen Iron Giant and I want to.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Iron Giant was awesome. You should see it.

by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Iron Giant is one of my all time favs. Don’t want to oversell it though.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, I just admitted to Big Daddy. You can’t oversell it!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s really good, but not quite great.

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by Cugel on Jan 25, 2012 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved Saved!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jan 25, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Saved! was pretty good.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 25, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

McCully Culkin was pretty awesome in that movie.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Jan 25, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Mandy Moore was too. (I know, crazy.)

by paleodan on Jan 26, 2012 11:57 PM PST up reply actions  

An entirely cromulent actress. The kind of person that should get more jobs than Katherine Heigl.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 27, 2012 5:45 AM PST up reply actions  

and much more attractive too.

by j.lee on Jan 27, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Saved! is SO GOOD.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 26, 2012 6:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, seriously though

In the Mouth of Madness. Sam Neil goes to find a wayward horror writer only to discover him in a little town where all his horror stories are real. The story is as If Stephen King’s stories were true. A favorite of mine.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 26, 2012 6:05 AM PST up reply actions  

WTF is a McDonald's Chicken McBite?

Just heard an ad. Are they doing McNugget sliders now?

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 3:30 PM PST reply actions  

z

http://www.latimes.com/business/money/la-fi-mo-mcdonalds-earnings-chicken-mcbites-20120124,0,5011586.story

McDonald’s now has its eye on the KFC customer, launching its new Chicken McBites in the U.S. on the same day that it announced record revenue of $27 billion for 2011.

The variation on popcorn chicken, featuring chicken breast and home-style seasoning, will complement the fast food giant’s existing poultry menu items such as the McNuggets and McChicken sandwiches.

The McBites will be available in 3-ounce snack, 5-ounce regular and 10-ounce sharable sizes through April 20.

The new offering is one of the many tactics McDonald’s is trying to stay ahead of what Chief Executive James A. Skinner called "significant headwinds" in the industry, including flat to slow growth, low consumer confidence and volatile commodity prices that are expected to rise as much as 5.5% in the U.S. this year.

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Needs more tacos sandwiching them.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm. By going smaller, you increase surface area to volume ratio, i.e., more coating and less meat.

/TWSS

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Worst. Porno script. Evair.

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I like that the enormous one is “shareable.” Like, “You shouldn’t eat this all yourself, but you probably will anyway, because you don’t have any friends. Fatty.”

by paleodan on Jan 27, 2012 12:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Guinness.

Are you all still in? Because there could be an extra pass if anyone wants to join. Also, it says to arrive 30 minutes early (eh) and donate $5 (to charity) for entry.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 3:36 PM PST reply actions  

what time does it start? and where exactly is it?

by the federer express on Jan 25, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

6pm @ 511 Harrisons

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

sadly, the time doesn't work for me today. have a good time!

by the federer express on Jan 25, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

yes i’m in. and i’ll be there early.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t make it :(

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

So, that leaves RaptorApocalypso & Myself, and possibly Yes We Cannon who has real friends.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Real friend! One ditched, like Rishi.

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 25, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi is going to Vegas in two days and desperately needs exercise AND sleep.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

What happened to you, Rishi? You used to be cool.

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 25, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

He probably got engaged.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know if this is true!

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

This was your event!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 25, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

yes this

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa.

I go to chaat on a bad leg ‘cuz I didn’t want to flake on Rishi and atoms.

And Rishi decides to Tosh everyone else on Guinness Night. Uncool.

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by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

BOOOOOOO RISHI

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

UUURRRNNNSSSSS

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

He called for it, but muffed at the knee instead without telling anyone?

by WolverBear on Jan 25, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

TOO SOON

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOO

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I got this really nice boat…

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I gave you guys the link and said when I signed up for!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

This whole thing was Rishi’s idea.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

In summary… boooo!

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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I have never been more disappointed in anyone than I am in Rishi right now.

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I can fix that.

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Sleep is for closers ONLY.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jan 25, 2012 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

leaving now see ya and YWC soon.

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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

NBA team valuations

http://www.forbes.com/nba-valuations/

1. Lakers $900mm
2. Knicks $780
3. Bulls $600
4. Mavs $497
5. Celtics $482

8. Warriors $450
20. Clippers $320
23. Kings $300

30. Bucks $268

Blockbuster television deals and a new collective bargaining agreement have lifted the value of the average NBA team to a record $393 million, up 6.5% over last year.

No team has benefited more from the explosion in TV money than the Los Angeles Lakers, who have unseated the New York Knicks as the league’s most valuable franchise. The Lakers struck gold last year with a new 20-year television deal with Time Warner Cable worth an average of $200 million annually beginning with the 2012–13 season. The agreement drives the value of the Lakers up an NBA-high 40% to $900 million.

Time Warner will create two new regional sports channels to feature the Lakers, one in English and one in Spanish. The Lakers have by far the biggest TV audience of any NBA club, averaging 271,000 households on Fox Sports West last season, which was 73% higher than the next-most-watched team, the Chicago Bulls

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 3:41 PM PST reply actions  

Why are the Celtics worth less than the Mavs?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe the mavs have a better tv deal than the celts…or dallas is bigger than boston…

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

The exchange rate between clam chowdah and brisket is currently in favor of brisket. It’s at three slices to the gallon right now!

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably because the Mavs have either an awesome arena or awesome TV deal. Or both?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jan 25, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

revel in the dooooooooooooom

bearterritory is having a get together on feb 2 at The Republic

http://www.facebook.com/events/217479338344764/

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 4:29 PM PST reply actions  

EFLI WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Football’s Kurt Warner and Hollywood’s Mark Wahlberg solidified their alliance with the Elite Football League of India with their recent purchase of ownership in India’s burgeoning professional American football league.

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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 4:31 PM PST reply actions  

LINK

I just got the email, too.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks i got overexcited and quoted before linking.

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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

does anyone in india actually care about american football? like…put it on tv, and someone at the bar will recognize what it is?

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

some do… most everybody i know who is into any sport is into cricket or tennis (mostly cricket)… but with the way the national team is doing abroad, cricket enthusiasm is waning and another domestic league might be able to make some ground.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought the national team was like the world cup champoin?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

yes. but that was in ODI, and it was at home. The Indian national team has done horribly in the latest international test matches away from home. and they’ve done some horrible marketing moves that would send fiatlux into conniptions to boot.

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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Like what?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

for starters, not observing that test matches are not as exciting or the draw they used to be, overcharging for tickets AND scheduling them so that the matches started on mondays and ended on fridays. that’s a start.

one place also had a ranji trophy semifinal match down the street… and those things tend to have a lot more regional interest.

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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Ranji trophy?

Anyway, what about the IPL. Is that still around?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Ranji trophy is the national test match series in India… each team draws from regional players only. (Rajastan won over Tamil Nadu this year, still haven’t figured out the rules, but the scores seem to be wonderfully high scoring)

IPL is still around, lots of movement within the league (Bangalore retained Chris Gayle at a HUGE amount, presumably, Kochi (Royrules’ team) folded) but the league is only a month or so long, and is in April.

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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

How is my team doing?

PS SUCKS TO BE YOU ROYRULES!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

which was your team again?

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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

prolly Mumbai, potentially Pune.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

pune just had WHOLESALE REGIME CHANGE of sorts… new coach and mentor.

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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s my team! Were the changes for the better?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

oh. dunno. the mentor they added was ganguly. not sure what kind of role that is, but ganguly is cool.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the idea of an official “mentor” for a sports team.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

well here’s the link

i guess he was retained and not sure if coach or player-coach. the article isn’t making sense to me.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Bear in mind that you have two opposing forces at play here and arguably Indian cricket is in transition.

You have the younger fans, you and me, who believe that India should focus almost entirely on T20 and ODI. The India-Australia series just proves that test crickt isn’t that exciting and is shifting to become a relic of the past.

Then we have the older generation of fans. The ones who believe that India’s focus on T20 is why we’re playing so poorly in test matches, in spite of hiring a coach known for his test prowess.

I really am waiting for the September T20 World Cup, personally.

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by Rishi on Jan 26, 2012 6:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Based on nothing other than bias, I’m with the older fans (shocking!) Test cricket is the foundation of the game. All these newfangled ways to shorten the match are just giving in to television.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 26, 2012 6:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’ tdisagree… but I also see nothing wrong with that.

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by Rishi on Jan 27, 2012 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

don’t this to me.. i have so much bad marketing here to worry about…

by fiatlux on Jan 25, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

this one would help Rishi in grad school. And possibly get some attention as a result…

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 26, 2012 12:44 AM PST up reply actions  

This is a very good point!

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by Rishi on Jan 26, 2012 6:29 AM PST up reply actions  

WHAT REALLY?!

AWESOME

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Chris Paul forever changed L.A.

http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/columns/nba/story/_/id/7495751/chris-paul-forever-changed-los-angeles-lakers-clippers

At around 1 o’clock on the afternoon of Dec. 8, 2011 Los Angeles Lakers general manager Mitch Kupchak thought he had a deal.


For the previous 10 days, he’d been actively involved in discussions with New Orleans Hornets general manager Dell Demps on a trade that would bring superstar point guard Chris Paul to Los Angeles.


The three-team deal would send Paul to the Lakers in exchange for the reigning NBA Sixth Man of the Year, Lamar Odom, Luis Scola, Kevin Martin, Goran Dragic and a 2012 first-round pick from the Houston Rockets, who would end up with the Lakers’ four-time All-Star forward Pau Gasol.


Morey
Demps
Olshey
Kupchak
The Lakers’ ownership was onboard. The Houston Rockets were onboard and excited to begin their rebuilding process after the retirement of center Yao Ming. The basketball people running the league-owned Hornets seemed to be equally eager to get the trade to the finish line.

At the same time the league’s 30 team owners were meeting in New York to formally vote on the new collective bargaining agreement, the Lakers, Rockets and Hornets were putting the finishing touches on a trade that would rock the NBA.

Within an hour of those final calls between the three teams, news of the trade would reach virtually every Twitter feed, email address and website that covers the league. The reaction to the deal was swift and dramatic.

Why did it have to be the Lakers? Wasn’t this one of the things the owners had staged their lockout to prevent? Another star forcing his way to another star-studded town. Another small-market team left to rebuild with whatever it could get in return.

None of that was the concern of Kupchak, Demps or Rockets GM Daryl Morey. But there was a problem. A big problem. NBA commissioner David Stern — serving as de facto owner of the Hornets — had a different idea of what was in the best interest of the New Orleans franchise.

In a move that will affect each of the franchises for years to come, Stern rejected the trade. Seven days later he signed off on a seperate trade that instead brought Paul to the Los Angeles Clippers.

Stern
Kupchak still finds it hard to talk about. He generally does things quietly, without disturbing anyone. He’s still not interested in commenting on the specifics of the trade.

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 4:36 PM PST reply actions  

More like David Stern forever changed L.A., amirite?

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Now I’m all sads.

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Neither do I.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Somebody tweeted at Kim Kardashian

and requested that she help them find her son.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

OK.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

What is the thought process thats like:

“MY SON IS MISSING!!! I bet Kim Kardashian knows how to solve this???”

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

Kim Kardashian would be done with the search in 72 days or fewer.

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by Ohio Bear on Jan 25, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

So on point with the pop culture reference and grammar!

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

would be awesome if it worked that way.

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

someone’s got a kinky side!

by fiatlux on Jan 25, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually we just use our Vitamix®

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by CruzinBears on Jan 25, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

/facepalm

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

z

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Video interview with a dude from PG&E explaining how the SAHPC and New Memorial will be energy efficient. Has a lot of 3D model and real life walk-throughs.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

YAY I WILL ONLY BUY MY POWER FROM PG&E NOW

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

And now Memorial's gonna blow up

because of substandard piping going underneath Gayley

"Our hearts shall sing and our voices ring for the dear old Blue and Gold!"

by Joe Bandsmen on Jan 25, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved the pipeline maps they sent out last year to residential customers. “Here is how close you are to a major pipeline, in case one blows up.”

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought those were the maps that could never be shown to anyone because they’re totally top secret and, oh by the way, we forget where the pipes are?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Scots Begin Bid for Vote on Independence

This is a real thing, apparently.

Scotland’s first minister, Alex Salmond, took the first formal step on Wednesday towards an independence referendum that the government in Edinburgh hopes will secure a mandate from Scotland’s five million people to begin withdrawing from the United Kingdom within as little as three years.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 5:09 PM PST reply actions  

It is a real thing.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Its as real as Pamela Anderson’s chest

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I am coming out to whatever shit hole suburb you live in so as to hunt you down like a dog.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I just moved to Bethesda

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The clock is ticking. Just as soon as this plane lands in Oakland and I get a return flight.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

MORE GOLF AND SCOTCH

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 25, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

i can vote for that platform.

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

/rubs hands together with glee

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a terrible idea. Oh, not because they’d have to come up with a currency from scratch and take on a share of the UK’s national debt, but because it’s much much easier to irritate the English while Scotland is part of the UK.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus, they’d have to redo this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNu8XDBSn10

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by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

besides

the English would lose the rich tradition of the epic poems of Ewen McTeagle.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:49 AM PST up reply actions  

fiction can't live up to reality

Scotland already gave the world perhaps the worst poet ever to massacre the English language. Monty Python can’t compete with that.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 26, 2012 7:00 AM PST up reply actions  

awesome

shall I assume that the name similarity is part of how they came up with Mr. McTeagle?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I assume so.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 26, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

It appears that Facebook is down

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 5:22 PM PST reply actions  

it’s at least really really slow.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Twitter says its down.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s facebook?

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by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

A terrible condition afflicting millions of Americans

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

nice

nothing like convenient financing for all your SF Armory equipment needs!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Doh!

End of an era: Philippe’s raising price on 9-cent cup of coffee

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/01/end-of-an-era-philippes-raising-price-on-9-cent-cup-of-coffee.html

Philippe’s is best known for its legendary French dip sandwiches. But for regulars, nothing speaks to the eatery’s historic L.A. feel than the 9-cent coffee on the menu. And the one extra cent of tax.

Since 1977, the legion of longtime customers at the Alameda Street restaurant had grown accustomed to putting a dime on the counter and getting a hot cup of coffee in return.

But on Wednesday, management posted a sign on the door that came as a surprise: Starting Feb. 2, the price of an eight-ounce brew is going up 400% — to 45 cents.

They say the price of coffee is such that the restaurant no longer can keep the price so low.

"It’s been a tradition," said Mark Massengill, whose family has run the restaurant for four generations. "We’ve always tried to provide a tremendous value in the food and coffee."

And, he said, coffee will become included in the price of a breakfast and, even after the hike, two quarters for a coffee is still a bargain.

Patrons didn’t balk at the new price. Many said they were surprised it has stayed low for so long. It’s just that not much at Philippe’s has changed over the decades. And when things do, the customers notice.
On Wednesday, Lewis and Felicia Ward sat across from each other with French dips, just as they have for years. Once a month, the couple — they declined to give their age, only saying they’ve been coming together for 40 years — take a bus and the Blue Line to come to Philippe’s from Seal Beach for a date or their anniversary. "It’s kind of outing," Felicia said with a smile.

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 5:36 PM PST reply actions  

I ate there a few times. the food’s not worth the long lines.

by the federer express on Jan 25, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s tradition to stop by before Dodger games for a French dip sando.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

No wonder everyone arrives late.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 25, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

You cut me deep =(.

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought they were just late cause of the traffic, not because they were being fatties. I can support LA fans if they’re being fatties.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Why can’t it be both?

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by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I <3 the fattie lifestyle. Traffic? Not so much.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Traffic… yeah, it can be annoying at first, but after a while you just become numb to it.

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by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Fans of all teams are late to all games. Unlike other students, the camera view overlooking home plate shows a lot of the parking lot, so that doesn’t really help things.

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by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

other stadiums*

Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!

by MR.F. on Jan 25, 2012 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I was about to say…

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse

by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

i like it. a must go before a dodger game.

by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn you, Obama!!!!

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

ughhhhhhhhhhh a furd?

i hat furds

Like W., another privileged political scion, Mitt supported the Vietnam War while avoiding it. At Stanford in ’65, freshman Mitt stayed in the bubble while others like David Harris, a resident adviser in Romney’s dorm, excoriated the escalation in Vietnam.

Mitt’s most serious commitment was to Ax-Com, or the Ax Committee. In the week before the football game between Stanford and University of California-Berkeley, Cal students would traditionally try to steal the ceremonial ax connected to the big bonfire.

Mitt spent four days and nights patrolling to protect the bonfire site and the ax. "When Mitt heard about a rally planned at Berkeley, he figured the ax heist might be discussed and decided to go undercover," the authors write. "Ditching his coat and tie, he dressed up like an antiwar protester in the hope of going unnoticed in the Berkeley crowd. … One classmate recalled that Romney had borrowed David Harris’s clothing, although Harris has no recollection. … Harris was protesting a war and saw himself on a mission to prevent the United States from disaster, and Romney was protecting an ax in a campus tradition."

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 6:29 PM PST reply actions  

Furdies. Ew.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

wow, hes worse than ever!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew I hated him for a reason.

by Bears916 on Jan 25, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds manic.

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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I am officially exhausted tonight.

by fiatlux on Jan 25, 2012 6:50 PM PST reply actions  

Same

I was out on a donut run til 3AM, and today, I’ll have been in lab from 9AM to midnight :(

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

There was a combo 30 Rock and SNL?

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse

by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 7:30 PM PST reply actions  

Somebody is watching comedy central right now! (me too!)

I think it was just live, using SNL’s crew and a few SNL alums.

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by norcalnick on Jan 25, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you know some cats have been known to reach up to 23 kg (50 pounds) due to overfeeding? Meowbesity!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

oof, fucking chavs.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 27, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Redonkulous discovers text messaging.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t stop looking at trail maps. Weekend and snow, even if fake, need to come now.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse

by cldpc on Jan 25, 2012 10:42 PM PST reply actions  

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