DBD 1.25.12 In which I completely and totally without exception finish the running into the ground of the Jumbaco joke
I've always felt like I'm a bad American. I don't follow the directions of commercials well enough. While other patriotic Americans were out trying to find the beef or inexplicably buying insurance through GEICO, I would barely even got milk.
I felt like I had to do more. So, when we all became obsessed with Jack In The Box's Jumbaco, I knew I had no choice, but to actually go out and do the deed. One man CGB Jumbaco Night. So, I stopped by Jack In Box, a place that I have actually barely been in this millenium. Back in the 90s, I would go to Jack all the time. If the friday night kegger was broken up, everybody would meet up at Jack In The Box to regroup.
I was excited to see what I would encounter there. What was new in this milenium? Did they have robots taking your order? Was it still pimply faced teenagers pretending to work hard?
I was surprised to find I barely even had to interact with humans. They have a ordering kiosk that is all electronic. A touch screen. I quickly ordered ajumbo jack cheeseburger and two tacos. I could modify my order, if I wanted. But I didn't. I wanted the real Jumbaco experience. I wanted to do it the right way. I'm not here to take any short cuts.
Because this wasn't about me. This was about guy with his hat turned to the side. This was about black guy in vest. And this was about all the red blooded, god fearing Americans totally and completely obsessed with the genius irony of the Jumbaco ad:
My generation is obsessed with irony as compared to genuineness. Things that are genuine, people genuinely enjoy. That might seem like a STUPID sentence, but things that people enjoy ironically, they do not genuinely enjoy. They enjoy them because of how ridiculously stupid they are. The ironic mustache was cool 5 years ago, because of how UNBELIEVABLY stupid it looked. And as somebody who rocked the ironic mustache in 2005, I looked stupid. SO DELIGHTFULLY STUPID! Now, people wear mustaches and they are wholly ronic. Delightfully ronic. And they look good!
I think this stems from growing up in a time of total peace and general plenty. While people in their individual lives have problems, my generation overall has had very few problems. And when everything you could ever really want is taken care of for you, you feel detached from the world. When everything is essentially done for you, you dont experience a "real-ness" to the world. You yearn for a "real" experience and obsess over a fake one.
That's why my generation's ego is reflected through the ever increasing exclusivity of things like food trucks and the real legitimate ethnic restaurant. And when 9.11 happen, the stunning "real-ness" of it reflect the absolute stupidity of our American Apparel lives. But that is beside the point here. The point is that the first part of the Jumbaco ad is so shittily bad in that eye-winking, self-aware way that it pushes all of my buttons. My jaded, emotionally detached buttons. I had to have one. I had to. Nothing could stop me. Except for common sense. Or any modicum of self-control. Or discussing this plan with any other person first. Any other person.
Fortunately I had none of those and when I got my food, I went to a dark corner of Jack, so nobody could see me. I truly do have the concept of shame. It just emerges at odd, embarrassing times. I am so cute sometimes.
I constructed my Jumbaco and took a photo to show the world my majesty. The Eighth Wonder Of The World. BEHOLD!
It looks nothing like the commercial, but this wasn't the first time I'd seen a photo of a Jumbaco (Rishi posted a link to somebody else who did a real one), so that was expected. What wasn't expected was how difficult it was to eat it.
The hard shells of the tacos made it difficult to get at the hamburgers. I had to eat the majority of the tacos before I could get at the burger. And by that point, the burger was falling apart. My hands were a total mess and the little paper on my food tray was covered in detritus.
But I ate the whole thing eventually and finally had accomplished my life's goal (consisting solely of the last week) of eating a Jumbaco.
And then I felt emptiness. Not physically, because I was actually quite full. It's a lot of food. I also bought a chocolate cake dealie. But spiritually and emotionally, I felt empty. I had done it. I had eaten the Jumbaco. And all there was to do was head back home, upload the photo to Facebook and try to make it my cover photo.
BUT IT WON'T FIT!
So, I felt even MORE emotionally empty than normal. And that is saying something. But we learned something today. The Jumbaco from an ironic perspective is great. The Jumbaco from a real world perspective, like the ironic mustache and super tight t-shirt, kind of sucks.
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Mens gymnastics takes on nebraska and stanford:
BERKELEY – The No. 5 California men’s gymnastics team heads to familiar territory, traveling to the other side of the Bay for the Stanford Open on Jan. 28. The Golden Bears (1-1) will compete against No. 6 Stanford (1-1) and No. 9 Nebraska (3-2) at the Cardinal’s Burnham Pavilion.
In each of the first two meets of the 2012 campaign, Cal has faced off against rival Stanford with both of the rival squads earning one win apiece. Last week, the Cardinal avenged the season-opening loss to Cal by defeating the Bears 345.200-340.450 on Jan. 21 at Burnham Pavilion.
Just prior to last Saturday’s meet, an injury to Dennis Mannhart prevented him from competing, meaning that the Bears had to rearrange their line-up. Despite this sudden shake up, head coach Tim McNeill was pleased with the resiliency of the Bears. Stepping in was Jon Liu, who went up for the Bears on rings despite not having practiced much on them since arriving in Berkeley.
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Bears impress at Senior Bowl:
Former Cal football standouts wide receiver Marvin Jones and offensive lineman Mitchell Schwartz have looked impressive in the initial days of practice for the Senior Bowl, which takes place Saturday, Jan. 28, at Ladd-Peebles Stadium in Mobile, Ala.
Jones, who was a late addition to the roster, made a great first impression with coaches in the first day of practice. According to Tony Pauline of SI.com, Jones delivered much more than scouts expected. Pauline said that Jones stood out in one-on-one drills in particular.
“He probably runs the best routes of anyone on the North team, consistently separates from defensive backs and has made several outstanding receptions,” as written in Pauline’s article.
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WBB takes on Stanford on Sat:
BERKELEY – The California Golden Bears (15-5, 6-2 Pac-12), who have yet to lose a game in the 2012 calendar year, head to The Farm for the Battle of the Bay Part 1, taking on the No. 4 Stanford Cardinal (17-1, 8-0 Pac-12) on Saturday, Jan. 28 at 2 p.m. at Stanford.
The game will not be televised. However, there is a fan bus that will be headed to Stanford. For more details and to secure a seat, contact Jessica Dolan.
The Bears, who started conference play at 0-2, have now won six straight games, their first six-game win streak since they swept through the six rounds of the 2010 WNIT en route to their championship. The team, who closed out 2011 with two losses, has yet to lose a game in 2012.
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Mens Crew blogs:
Meet Chris Yeager, a senior on California men’s crew. Yeager, who rows on the varsity eight, and sophomore Spencer Hall will be blogging throughout the 2012 campaign on CalBears.com. Below is the first installment of the blog that was written by Yeager.
Well, here I go with my first blog for CalBears.com! Let me start by telling you a little about myself. I am currently a senior here at Cal and will be graduating in May with a BA in geography. I’m originally from Westerville, Ohio, which is just north of Columbus. I grew up in a pretty standard suburb with a pretty standard, yet extraordinary, family. I first discovered rowing in the spring of 2005. My local club’s coach was doing some recruiting at my high school and he somehow convinced me to give it a try. A few short years later, I landed at SFO ready to begin my first year of college at Cal!
The time sure has flown by since then, but I have gained many great friends and unforgettable memories. My freshman year was tough at Cal. It was hard for me to adjust to the freedom of college while also learning that I needed to stay on track and focused with class and rowing. With the help of my friends and teammates, I made it through and am finally ready to begin my last semester.
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WWP hosts speed inv:
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The No. 2-ranked Cal women’s water polo team (4-0), last year’s national runner-up at the 2011 NCAA Tournament, hosts the eight-team Cal Speedo Invitational, Jan. 27-28 at Spieker Aquatics Complex. The Bears will be competing in four matches in two days for the second weekend in a row, hosting Pomona (3 p.m.) and Cal Baptist (4:30 p.m.) in back-to-back matches Friday before playing Loyola Marymount and CS Monterey Bay Saturday. Last weekend at the Spartan Invitational in San Jose, Cal outscored its opponents, 49-22, led by seven goals apiece from junior Kirstn Mase and sophomore Kelly Mendoza in victories over Santa Clara (16-6), UC Davis (13-5), Pacific (9-4) and UC Santa Barbara (11-7). Freshman Tiera Schroeder was named the KAP 7 MPSF Newcomer of the Week after scoring three goals in her first collegiate matches.
About the Cal Speedo Invitational
The Cal Speedo Invitational features eight teams, five of which are ranked in the Collegiate Top 20 Preseason Poll. The invitational consists of No. 1 Stanford, No. 2 Cal, No. 5 San Jose State, No. 11 Loyola Marymount, No. 16 UC Davis, Cal Baptist, Pomona and Cal State Monterey Bay. There will be three matches Friday and eight matches Saturday with no tournament champion to be determined. The tournament schedule and results can be view by clicking on the following link (2012 California Speedo Invitational). On Friday, Jan. 27, Cal hosts Pomona at 3 p.m. in its home-opener, and then plays Cal Baptist at 4:30 p.m. On Saturday, Jan. 28, the Bears play Loyola Marymount at 3 p.m. and Cal State Monterey Bay at 7:30 p.m. Last season the Bears had a 3-0 record against this year’s Speedo Invitational opponents, outscoring Cal Baptist (16-8), CS Monterey Bay (18-1) and Loyola Marymount (9-7) by a margin of 43-16. Cal did not face Pomona in 2011.
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WOmens Swimming heads south:
BERKELEY – With its home schedule complete, the second-ranked California women’s swimming and diving team hits the road for its remaining regular-season meets, including this week’s two duals in Los Angeles. The Golden Bears (5-0, 5-0 in the Pac-12) battle the third-ranked USC Trojans (5-0, 4-0 Pac-12) at 4 p.m. on Friday, Jan. 27, and UCLA (4-2, 2-2 Pac-12) at noon on Saturday, Jan. 28.
Scouting the Golden Bears
• Cal closed its home schedule with a 169-114 dual-meet win over No. 24 Arizona State on Jan. 21 at Spieker Aquatics Complex. Cal won 11 of 16 events, with seniors accounting for five of the individual victories on Senior Day. Liv Jensen won the 50- (22.56, NCAA B) and 100-yard freestyles (49.68, NCAA B), Sara Isakovic claimed the 200-yard butterfly (1:59.72, NCAA B), Molly Hayes captured the one-meter springboard (280.50, NCAA regional-qualifying score) and Shelley Harper won the 100-yard butterfly (54.95).
• The Bears ended the ASU meet by winning the 200-yard freestyle relay, with its all-senior squad of Sara Isakovic, Colleen Fotsch, Katherine Raatz and Liv Jensen clocking an NCAA B qualifying time of 1:32.16.
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Former ruggers get USOC contracts:
BERKELEY – Former California All-Americans Blaine Scully and Colin Hawley have accepted contracts funded by the United States Olympic Committee to train full-time at the Olympic Training Center in Chula Vista, Calif., with the U.S. National 7s Team.
By accepting these contracts, Scully and Hawley have placed themselves among the first-ever players to sign such deals with USA Rugby.
“We are both incredibly honored to be chosen for the USOC/USA Rugby contracts,” said Scully, who, with Hawley, played for the U.S. in the 2011 Rugby World Cup. “It is a validation for us as athletes and tremendous because this selection makes us an integral part to rugby’s move into the Olympic arena.”
Rugby Sevens is set to be reintroduced as a medal sport at the 2016 Summer Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro. The U.S. won gold medals in rugby at the 1920 and 1924 Summer Games with six Golden Bears on those teams.
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Having reread this DBD, I feel that it would have benefitted from an editor and more than 20 minutes of time spent. But I’m lazy and wanted to just get it up. Time for bed. Will finish links in the morning, unless somebody does them cough cough
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But I’m lazy and wanted to just get it up
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by Berkelium97 on Jan 24, 2012 11:05 PM PST up reply actions
Yes, but most, if not all, of my coments take much longer than 20 minutes to write
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So we could have had 20 more minutes of your Jumbaco journey?
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 6:24 AM PST up reply actions
It would have mostly involved my dry cleaning.
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it's good
except for the part where you claim you have to eat the tacos first. You need to mash that sh*t down. The buns are mostly air, and it’s not like it will taste any worse when you’re done.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 6:59 AM PST up reply actions
This.
Also, just remove the buns. It’s the healthier, low-carb Jumbaco.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions
I’m all for eating healthy, but when you’re eating a f***ing Jumbaco, don’t worry about carbs.
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What kind of Jumbaco?
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I should have ordered the chicken breast Jumbaco.
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Next step:
1) Get 2 authentic mexican tacos
2) Get In n out double double
DUBACO
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Holy crap, you just blew my mind.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions
And if I eat it in the Dub See!
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You’ll be trollin on DUBS
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions
Keeping the taco filling from falling out the sides would be difficult, though.
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sort of. The tacos I get from the local taco truck are soft tacos and flat — wouldn’t that be easier to stack anyway?
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Imj a Jumbaco purist
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You could just stack some open face soft tacos and turn the in n out buns inside out
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions
FTFY
Next step:
1) Get 2 authentic mexican tacos
2) GetIn n out double doubleFive Guys
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by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 25, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
2 tacos is not enough to feed 5 guys
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by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
that looks disgusting!
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by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
taco flavored cake? that’s worse than taco flavored keesses
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by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
I heard they sell chaat at KSR airport!
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KSR chaat is so much better than a Five Guys Jumbaco Dreamliner!
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
seriously i don’t think we get to complain about this thread.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
FIVE GUYS VS AMERICA
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
Nice write-up on a kid from my HS
When discussions take place about some of the Southland’s premier post players, the name Chris Reyes is not always included in the conversation.
The lack of recognition, however, does not bother the 6-foot-6, 205-pound senior from Damien. The perceived snub has served as plenty of motivation this season. Accordingly, Reyes is playing as well, if not better than most his peers in the greater Los Angeles area.
"Chris may not be ranked as high as the other guys, but he is just as good in my book,‘’ Damien coach Matt Dunn said. "He affects the game in so many ways, on both ends of the floor. Honestly, I think when people underestimate him, it’s a mistake. I’ve seen Chris make opponents pay for taking him lightly in the past. He plays with this uncanny fire.’’
As Reyes has gone, so have the Spartans (18-1 overall), No. 17 in the ESPNLosAngeles.com top 20 rankings. They have a test Wednesday in a showdown with visiting Chino Hills Ayala. The winner will be in the driver’s seat in the Sierra League standings.
The St. Mary’s-bound Reyes is shooting 62 percent from the field and is averaging a double-double per game with 18 points and 12 rebounds. Never one to back down from a challenge, he has also blocked an average of five shots on a nightly basis.
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Harbaugh calls out all of California:
But Harbaugh saved the best for last, when one reporter asked what he did after the loss to the Giants.
“Is it just California that everybody just wants to know how you feel? Care about what you thought, what you did, how you felt, how your pinky feels. Is that just a California thing? Back where I come from, nobody really cares. In my opinion, it is a California thing.”
you are welcome to leaf
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 12:10 AM PST up reply actions
Apparently my mother in law bough the Harbaugh homestead in Ann Arbor at some point in the 80s… the brothers’ bathroom was decorated in Michigan colors including a block M toilet seat etc.
No wonder Jim was so eager to upgrade when he got to Stanford.
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So the rumored Golden toilet was more of a Maize toilet?
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by CruzinBears on Jan 25, 2012 12:34 AM PST up reply actions
The urinals at a place in Columbus have M on the bottom.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 6:25 AM PST up reply actions
Skahdouche!
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by CruzinBears on Jan 25, 2012 12:34 AM PST up reply actions
He makes it so hard to like him
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Agreed
I thought it was hilarious as well
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 25, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
lol u mad Harbaugh?
somebody needs a Jimbaco.
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Harbauco
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lol he mad

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions
Meh.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions
How do you feel about your ‘Meh?’
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Meh.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions
I for one don’t give a rat’s ass how you feel Harbaugh. Now GTFO and leave California if you don’t like how we are.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
That’ll impress him I’m sure.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
lol…so Harbaugh, annoyed with questions about his feelings, decides to go on a rant about his feelings on Californians who are obsessed with feelings?
Am I the only one perceiving some irony here?
by LouisMurphy'sLaw on Jan 25, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions
Ha. That, plus he graduated high school in CA, coached for the Raiders, USD, stanfurd and 49ers for the past 20 years and just now doesn’t understand if this is a California thing?
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions
Question for MBC or someone who knows recruiting better than I:
Who is coming this weekend? Who may be at the Cal/Stanfurd game so we can keep an eye out and make sure that they are are welcome in Berkeley kind of on par to how Jordan Payton was treated in Seattle last week . . .
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As per twitter…
CalBearReporter: So far confirmed Markuss Eligwe, Bryce Treggs, Brandon Beaver, Chris Harper, & Michael Barton visiting #Cal this weekend. List not done yet.
by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 12:41 AM PST up reply actions
And, btw, I believe Beaver is currently a UW lean or commit.
Flipping him would be sweet.
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He is? I think he’s uncommitted. It’d be great to get him and/or Eligwe. Eligwe might be tough though.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
Eligwe and Avery are like besties on twatter. A combination of Avery, Barton, and Treggs selling Cal couldn’t hurt this weekend.
Unless Treggs is swayed by his meeting with the UCLA offensive staff later this week DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
What does your doom-dar say about how solid CKourt’s FSU verbal is?
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by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions
How about the other way around? If Eligwe starts thinking Cal maybe Kourtzidis will be swayed? Are they friends?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
I don’t think they’re quite besties yet. I think Avery’s hosting him this weekend though because he’s also from Georgia.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
they plan on getting tattooed together this weekend, so maybe they’ll bond like crazy
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by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions
DOOOOOO HAAAAASSSSSSSST
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
Twist, I am wholly impressed that you actually went out, bought, assembled and ate a Jumbaco. That’s what I call putting your mouth where your mouth is. Bravo!!!
by daveman on Jan 25, 2012 12:58 AM PST via iPhone app reply actions 1 recs
Don’t I always have my mouth where my mouth is?
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In this case isn't it more putting his mouth where his fingers are?
(Does not describe Twist’s wedding night.)
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Its putting my mouth where my Jumbaco was
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I appreciate the philosophical exploration of what a Jumbaco means.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions
I feel like a total asshole re-reading that this mroning. Like some sort of 2nd year philosophy student at Arizona State.
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But, as a 2nd year ASU student, you are getting laid a lot and surrounded by hot women. So, who is to judge.
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I was about to say the same thing.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:16 AM PST up reply actions
But what is the meaning of life?
BTW, if yoiu are want a laugh, repeatedly ask Siri what the meaning of life is.
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Do you have a Kiwi accent?
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I was going to ask if he had an accent or drawl. Siri doesn’t seem to understand people with accents. WHY SIRI SO RACIS?
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No accent. She just doesn’t get it. I asked her one time why she did not understand me and she said that she did not understand me. Ridiculous.
She’s trolling you dude.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions
See also: "tell me a story Siri"
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
after a good swim workout, i’m always hungry. so driving home from swimming at the gym tonight, as i was getting close to the jbox, i seriously thought about getting one too (dbd all up in brain). happily, i’ll leave the jumbaco as a meme/gif fantasy.
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…and found that dream wanting.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
Boomtho Rod Benson report.
He’s playing for Wonju Dongbu in Korea. Currently, the team’s 35 – 7 and well on their way to winning the regular season championship (season’s only ’bout 50 games long).
Averaging ’bout 19 and 8.
Doing his thing inside yesterday.

On the front page of Dongbu’s website.

Unfortunately, they list him as being from “Cal State-Berkeley.”
saw this tweet: https://twitter.com/#!/boomtho/status/161738767181426688
made me laugh.
Rod Benson @boomtho
Just downloaded “Instinctively” by Yoon Jong Shin. I think it was my final step to becoming fully Korean.
by j.lee on Jan 25, 2012 3:09 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
I woulda put Boomtho in the front. He stands out and could help sell tickets.
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Wilner’s picking Cal to finish 2nd in Pac12N
2. Cal: An unconventional (and, admittedly, possibly erroneous) pick. I’m not sure there’s much difference between Cal, Stanford and Washington — except the Bears return both a veteran quarterback in Zach Maynard and their top playmakers (Keenan Allen and Isi Sofele). The defense should be decent and possibly very good if the touted young linemen become impact players.
Nowhere did that blurb address the OL. I believe we’ll have a new C, RG (Galas?), and LT, to go with our LG Schwenke (played a lot of games, but is he good?) and RT MSG (who should be at G). Isi’s come along ways and Maynard’s certainly a veteran, but that’s a lof of n00bnes there.
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--Coach Clark
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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YA WHOEVER WAS PICKED FIRST IS TOTALLY DOOOOOOOOOOMED
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
I’ve heard that Coach M wants to move MSG to guard.
That assumes Schwenke (LG), Galas ©, MSG (RG) + two new tackles. Not sure if it will be T. Rigsbee (backed up both last year, recovering from shoulder surg), Matt Williams (Juco blueshirt), Bryan Farley (walk-on blueshirt), or a true frosh like Tagaloa or Okafor.
Old Toothwrangler
Summers-Gavin would probably go back to left guard. Seems like that's always been his natural position.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Maybe. But would we really want to move Schwenke over after he’s played 3 years at LG?
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Do we have a legit non-Galas option for Center? I’d love to reduce the bad snaps
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
As a true freshman? dude must be awesome
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
It’d be a nice story, but I seriously doubt it considering there’s so much to learn and the amount of responsibility involved in the position
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
DOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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YEAH BOOOO SECOND PLACE
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
That’s my point exactly.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
UO back in/still in the mix for Shaq?
Thompson, from Sacramento’s Grant High School, has told the Sacramento Bee that he has narrowed his decision to Cal, UW and Oregon.
"I don’t know what I’m doing to do," Thompson told ESPN.com. "I know this is a business and everyone has to do what’s best for them, but this one still hurts. I’ve known Tosh forever. He has been recruiting me for the last three years and, even though he won’t be my position coach, he’s a big reason I got interested in Cal in the first place."
Thompson was trading Twitter messages with several Oregon players this week — including Thomas, freshman receiver B.J. Kelley and LaMichael James, the Ducks’ career rushing leader — which generated some excitement among UO fans online and on the social media site. (For the record, Thompson also communicated via Twitter with athletes connected to UCLA and Washington.)
"Suddenly Oregon jumped back in the mix (for Thompson) when they were all but eliminated," DuckTerritory.com reported.
Not long ago, the Ducks were also thought to be out of the running for Armstead, a 6-foot-8, 285-pound native of Elk Grove, Calif.
The recruitment of Armstead has been just as unpredictable. Cal, Auburn, Notre Dame and Oregon are generally thought to be his top schools.
It would be nice if Cal had half of the media coverage that UO gets up north.
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--Coach Clark
Oregon aint got shit to compete against media wise.
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O NO YOU DI'NT
The Northwest League dominates the summer sports scene!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 7:56 AM PST up reply actions
He wants to go here? Great. He doesn’t want to go here? Great. HURRY UP AND LETS MOVE FWD
WE ARE THE 0%
Feb 1 cant come soon enough!
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It’s best dealt with like a bad break-up.
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word. And unless he’s Ed Reed, II back there, how much of an impact can a safety really make? Taylor Mays was overhyped. I think his only career pick was when Riley hit him in the North end zone at your CMS.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
Ummm, that season, yes. But he played for more than one season. A great safety can really help a secondary.
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yeah this
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
Mays wasn't grabbing picks because he was too busy doing what he was put on the field to do:
Hit people really hard. And lo and behold, the 2008 pass defense was pretty good! Not so much the 2009 defense though.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
The only time he touched a ball was when it itched
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
That’s a bit harsh – he was really more like a greyhound, he just needed someone to chase.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Don’t get me wrong, he’s quite an athlete. Would’ve been great in Cal’s system as a blitzing DB or maybe a nickel LB
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions
I’d say he was good in college, not great. But that’s just me and my DOOOOM tinted glasses
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
I think if he’d actually been coached on anything other than “chase and kill” he’d had been better off. Also, his stats at SC dropped waaaaaaaaay off his last year because he was being brought forward to cover for inexperienced linebackers.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
And because his boy Cushing told him to get off the juice ;)
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 25, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions
The president’s calls to deny tax breaks to companies that outsource and provide a tax credit to companies that bring jobs back home are good ones. The real challenge will be to ensure that those repatriated jobs are good-paying jobs. The president called for better job training and education, but a skills gap isn’t the main problem. Employers aren’t going to do a lot more hiring until consumers buy more products. Demand is unlikely to recover until Congress agrees to more federal spending, including aid to states for hiring.
Mr. Obama’s idea to use half of the savings from winding down the wars for public-works projects is laudable and could put hundreds of thousands back to work. Republicans are sure to insist that the money be used for deficit reduction, setting up another battle to simply do the obviously right thing. Mr. Obama has pushed banks and Congress to make it easier for borrowers who are current in their payments to refinance. On Tuesday night, he called — finally — for a full investigation of the lending abuses that inflated the bubble and led to the crash. That is the best hope for getting meaningful redress for borrowers.
In addition to his longstanding call to let the high-end Bush-era tax cuts expire, Mr. Obama called for a "Buffett rule" to ensure that millionaires pay an effective rate of at least 30 percent, ensuring that they never pay less than the middle class. "You can call this class warfare all you want," he said. "But asking a billionaire to pay at least as much as his secretary in taxes? Most Americans would call that common sense." We agree.
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
My effective tax rate’s 3x higher than Mitt Romney’s. WTF!
"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark
You need to work less and buy a farm.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 7:01 AM PST up reply actions
also
if I haven’t previously complimented you for your avatar of perfection, let me do so now. If I have, consider this threeve times I’ve done so.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 7:18 AM PST up reply actions
How is that possible? Are you including state taxes for you and not for Mitt?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
Also, the intergalactic tax he pays.
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The Emperor is such a dick.
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
Let’s get the asian guys with the robot army and go get him!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
You give HOW MUCH to the Mormon church?!?!?1
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I like the president and all
I do not enjoy the annual January call-and-response. Abortions for some, miniature american flags for others!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 7:00 AM PST up reply actions
Where can I get my miniature American flag?
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China
TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse
One free with every abortion!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 7:56 AM PST up reply actions
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PS Watched the GOP REsponse. Or at least part of it. I thought that Mitch Daniels started off strong. He was respectful, but disagreed on the issues.
But man I can’t get past his forehead.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 7:55 AM PST up reply actions
thinking the same thing
Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!
by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 8:17 AM PST up reply actions
The responses are even worse than the call-and-response. They can’t be written in real-time, and they’re not extemporaneous, right? Therefore canned talking points. Just send the script as junk fax/spam to everyone in the country and be done with it.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 7:58 AM PST up reply actions
Well, it can also ruin Bobby Jindal’s burgeoning career. So, there are positives.
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They really shouldn’t have rigged up a talking wooden statuette that way. Totes unbelievable.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 8:06 AM PST up reply actions
yeah that was the last time i watched a SOTU/response. So sad for him.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions
It doesn’t quit
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions
Also, everybody was saying that Daniesl was the Republican savior. The one they needed to run in 2012.
That forehead aint never getting elected!
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Didn’t he actually run for a brief period in this election, or the last one?
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
Sure, but forming an exploratory committee, putting feelers out, talking to party actors, and finding out you don’t have a very good shot means essentially that you tried and failed/lost.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
I think these “saviors” are only “saviors” bc they havent withstood the unbelievable scrutiny of a presidential run.
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Yup. They’re essentially stuck with the candidates they have at this point. There’s not going to be any new person jumping in.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
Couldnt have hapened to a better political party
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What about if it happened to an ASUC party?
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
Hehe
unbelievable scrutiny of a presidential run.
Or in some cases any scrutiny at all. (H. Cain)
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Thats why in the polls, “Republican X” runs pretty solid compared to Obama, but specific Republicans arent doing as well. People love hte general thought of an alternative to Obama (or any president really), but then when faced with the alternatives are like, Hey yknow what, hes not so bad
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Was his forehead the sole committee member?
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YAY!

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
They need to stop the constant applauding in the middle of the speech. Hold it until the end. No one cares when you applaud. Do politicians think they’re winning votes by applauding at the right times?
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions
Bunch of high schoolers.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions
WE CREATED JERRRRRRRBS!!!
[stands and applauds]
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions
let's not forget this ...
Our experience with shale gas, our experience with natural gas, shows us that the payoffs on these public investments don’t always come right away. Some technologies don’t pan out; some companies fail. But I will not walk away from the promise of clean energy. I will not walk away from workers like Bryan. (Applause.) I will not cede the wind or solar or battery industry to China or Germany because we refuse to make the same commitment here.We’ve subsidized oil companies for a century. That’s long enough. (Applause.) It’s time to end the taxpayer giveaways to an industry that rarely has been more profitable, and double-down on a clean energy industry that never has been more promising. Pass clean energy tax credits. Create these jobs. (Applause.)
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I'll hold my tongue for the most part
except to add that letting the market work doesn’t mean “walking away from the promise of clean energy”.
Well, “letting the market work” is sort of a self-fulfilling prophecy, since the market will always adjust, but it might do this without any American companies.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
I guess I mean “letting the market work” as the opposite of government imposed distortion. For instance, if for political reasons the administration decides to fund Y, but X is actually more scientifically promising, then the market has been distorted.
And whether it’s American companies or not means very little to me. The American consumer will reap the benefit regardless.
I think you’re absolutely right, and economic theory backs you up, but transition can be very painful. This is why we mourn the loss of American manufacturing, instead of finding a new area of expertise.
Cal: Bears with Books.
Where is the damn Constitution? I’m pretty sure I’m promised a pony somewhere in there…
by LouisMurphy'sLaw on Jan 25, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
Mourn the loss of jobs or manufacturing capacity? If job losses are due to increased productivity, that’s not a bad thing, but I’d argue that we need the manufacturing capacity.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
I’d say the current dialogue is to mourn the loss of jobs, namely manufacturing jobs where a guy with a minimal HS education (if that) could work a full-time job, with benefits, earn a middle class wage, and retire at 60 after working at the same plant his entire life.
As far as manufacturing capacity, I’m not sure what you mean? Are you saying there aren’t enough consumer goods on sale now? Because I would argue that manufacturing efficiency is at its highest point now.
Cal: Bears with Books.
That would be true if they were only funding one particular approach. It’s less true when funding goes to multiple avenues of research, which is one area where the lack of an imperative to show immediate ROI makes government intervention attractive.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
I don’t know what “less true” means in this sense. It’s still distortion no matter how you cut it because the decisions to invest aren’t made on political instead of economic rationale. So whether Y is one approach or multiple approaches, it really doesn’t matter. Private capital then flocks to those approaches as they seek to compete for government grants or loans instead of actual profits. It’s not clear at all that the government is doing any good here.
That’s only if you believe global warming is a hoax, because coal fired plants are massively cheaper now, so by this logic, no alternative sources of energy should be found.
That’s a totally market driven answer, but is it the right one?
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Being cheap is only one factor. Obviously there are both image and legal factors that have to be taken into account. Apple doesn’t produce the cheapest products.
You’re still thinking like a technocrat. There isn’t a right answer. There is simply what human ingenuity can produce.
I don’t think you answered my question (not that you have to) but “the market” in and of itself isn’t the answer to every issue.
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Whoa. TMI.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
Actually that’s one where a market analysis would be helpful.
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Who hasn’t indulged in some comparison shopping every once in a while?
by LouisMurphy'sLaw on Jan 25, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions
“The Market” is really just a proxy for human preferences. So when I say “let the market” decide, I really should say “let everyone decide for themselves”.
In your example, its possible that the choice might actually be damaging to people. The perpetrators could be either civilly or criminally liable for their behavior, if there is enough evidence. I’m almost advocating government intervention here, but not intervention defined as financially backing alternatives.
So the government should only spend money suing people, but not on research and development for new technologies?
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
The government should not spend money suing people (thats for people to do) and should also not spend money on R&D (that’s also for people to do). From an ethical perspective I think it’s wrong to force solutions on people, from a utilitarian perspective I think it’s unproductive to force solutions on people.
In this case, the only government spending I’m advocating is in the adjudication of legal complaints or drafting of new laws.
Profitability does not drive the best R&D, especially on long-horizon projects. Government spending can bring to bear resources at a level not available otherwise.
Profitability does not drive the best R&D, especially on long-horizon projects.
Agreed, but politics doesn’t either. My claim is you’re not increasing utility by adding government money.
My claim is you’re not increasing utility by adding government money.
Government money = research.
No goverment money = less / no research.
How is that not an improvement?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
You’re neglecting a lot of terms there, including (1) the value of the research to society, (2) tax payer money lost that would be off doing other productive things, and (3) the private investment loss due to crowding.
Even as you stated its not as simple as you’re making it out to be. As an example think of some completely worthless research endeavor. Then put the price tag on such research as astronomical. Sure seems like “no research” would be the right answer there.
I have to say that I think all of these objections are fine from a text book standpoint and utter rubbish in the context of alternative energy research. There are significant barriers to change that private entities cannot or will not overcome, and you’re essentially saying, no, none of those exist, there is an optimal model that involves no government involvement.
I can’t make the case that government funded research is always optimally efficient but the notion that it has no benefit and by extension has never had any benefit is counter-factual.
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by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Understood.
By the way, writing all of this while getting paid on a government R&D contract is very … surreal.
Oh my god I’m getting paid on a government IT contract, we’re totally sticking it to the taxpayers!
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Whatevs, it’s DCAA I have to worry about… wait, where’s the cancel button???
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
This seems like a very theoretical rather than practical discussion, but I’m a practical guy myself. But I have to point out that your comment that people should sue, is extremely unpractical, if this is in reference to global warming. (which is where it started).
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I would be fine with minimal incentives and a carbon tax that correctly prices things in a manner that takes into account social/environmental costs of various energy sources. Then the market would work. Cap and trade was supposed to be a market-oriented solution. But that got shot down by climate change denialists on the right, so pretty much the only politically palatable thing to do is throw money at some new technologies and hope one of them pans out.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
My only problem with this scheme is that there is presumably some authority somewhere deciding what the correct price of social and environmental costs are. At what point does that “correct price” become dominated by politics instead of science? One need not look very far to find examples of that today (the MPG standard and the whole Plan B hubbub come to mind).
I don’t really know what a better way is, I’m just voicing my displeasure.
At what point does that "correct price" become dominated by politics instead of science?
It’s dominated by politics and not science now, at ZERO! Does that not bother you, then?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
It does bother me, because I believe the government has artificially set the price at 0. Privatization would allow that value to float effectively.
Why would companies decide to take the social cost into account on their own when they don’t have to?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions
No, I mean like natural gas frackers and coal fired power plants and three mile island and BP….
And yeah, niche markets might be able to develop. People buy carbon offsets for stuff, or buy organic food like you pointed out but that’s a tiny tiny TINY fraction of the total market even within those sectors.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions
Most people are not voluntarily going to pay more. Have you ever heard of the free rider problem, or the tragedy of the commons?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions
You’re suggesting that any government intervention is a distortion and thus bad. I’m proposing that even if you want to use the word “distortion,” simply funding alternative paths of research at the level of basic science is inherently beneficial. Not all grants go directly to companies anyway, for that kind of research, but rather universities and research institutes. For example, a friend of mine works for a government lab in Colorado that does a lot of research on improving alternative energy efficiency (in other words, things like making solar panels more efficient). They do a lot of collaborative work with private sector entities – so the firms get access to research and the lab can do more of it. That to me seems like a positive outcome with only a whiff of rentier behavior.
In any case, there’s a broader issue here, which is that human ingenuity on its own isn’t enough to prompt change. There’s a massive amount of money that’s been sunk into the infrastructure for existing energy generation / distribution, especially with oil. What company that has to maximize profits is going to voluntarily decide to create a new infrastructure from scratch without having any idea if it’s going to pay off? None of them – nor should they. Part of the role of government here should be to set standards and reduce risk so that private actors can behave in a way that generates profit for them as well as indirect benefits for the rest of us.
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yay
nothing says clean and green like “battery industry”!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions
Well, I was hoping to reverse your sarcasm with genuine comment. I don’t know if it worked. Boo.
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IRREVERSIBLE SARCASM TRIUMPHS AGAIN!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions
(Point being, energy storage is necessary component of widespread clean energy adoption.)
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I know they mean as a replacement for coal-powered pencil sharpeners and such, but still. All batteries are filled with nasty stuff, no? It just sounded funny to me at the time. I’m easily amused.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
BTW, and I feel compelled to discuss this with my chemical e-friend, but I supported the scarring pipeline from Alberta to LSU or whatevs. I don’t like funding both sides of wars in the Middle East. I’m all for affordable clean energy, but I think this is a good step in the right direction (if we, in fact, actually took that step).
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Mixed feelings about this; one) yeah buying oil from Canadians seems like a good idea, but two) don’t they have to use a lot of fossil-fuel energy just to get at this oil source, making its carbon footprint that much larger?
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
A lot of the Keystone oil would have gone overseas. The US became a net oil exporter in 2011, and the Canadians could have gotten more money from their oil in Europe.
It’s really only because we’re in a severe recession:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203441704577068670488306242.html
I heard probably most of the speech last night, and the one thing I really had issue with was when he proposed the expansion of fracking and said, don’t worry, we’ll make sure companies disclose the chemicals they use! Disclose? That’s it??
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
It’s just diesel fuel, benzene, toluene, ethylbenzene, carbon disulfide, naphthalene, pyridines and xylene SLEEP WELL AMERICA
WE ARE THE 0%
First you take your diesel fuel, then you take your benzene…
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
What do you get?
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by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
My car in college.
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Did the exhaust smell like french fries?
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by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
30%
is just too damn much to pay to one entity. No matter how much you make.
Well, have I got the presidential candidate for you!
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If effective, then congrats on the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ you guys are making!! :)
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
That’s right, and when my friend (who is a doctor) got his 7-series BMW stolen I said “Congratulations on being able to afford a BMW!”
You’re a good friend.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
What is diff?
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In computing, diff is a file comparison utility that outputs the differences between two files.
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by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
The way income tax works
The rate on taxable income between $0-8,500 is 10%
The rate on taxable income between $8,500-34,500 is 15%
So if you make $10,000, you pay 10% on the first $8,500 and 15% on the next $1,500. Your marginal rate is 15% because each additional dollar you make will be taxed at 15%. however, your effective rate on your total income is 10.75%.
Though that’s just a simple case, and in reality it’d actually be less than that because you get a personal exemption and other deductions or credits.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
Thank god you explained this, I was trying to come up with a clear way and was just fumbling.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
The guy is
the best presidential speaker we’ll probably see in our lifetimes. I give him credit for that. Nothing else.
To be fair
I was 9 when Reagan exited office. I also think he was a great speaker, but considering a lot of peeps on here are younger than I, I don’t consider him “in our lifetimes”.
I also hate everything good about America.
The first place that Reagan spoke to a general audience after leaving office was USC. I went because I thought he was an utter buffoon, and I wanted to see what the hype had been about: what had I been missing? In person, he was incredibly charismatic – it was like seeing a rock star; he moseyed out onto the stage and was just on. Admittedly he had a friendly audience… anyway, from a content standpoint, I can’t say I was that impressed with Reagan, but in person? Damn.
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I did see him in person, but I was up on the second level and wasnt really close enough to get a whiff of the charisma
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I want to hug you
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And I would make the same argument regarding a current president. We elect personality. It’s not necessarily a flaw in the system, but it exists nonetheless.
I’ve heard this similar charisma argument regarding Ragnarok
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I wanted to hug him
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Don Regan wasn’t so bad, he signed many many bills of money I have fond recollections of from younger days.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
NOTHING ELSE!!!!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
Not when he had STATE OF THE UNION 2: UNION HARDER next week
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State of the Union: Episode I : With Jar-Jar Binks
Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"
by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 25, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
at some point, giving to charities is just an effin right off for the purpose of the uber rich. I like the Gates Foundation, and the like, but I often feel they’re a PR machine equipped with overpaid management.
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A ridiculous amount
That’s why there are entire trusts (the CRT) based around giving to charity.
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How did everyone like the terrible “spilled milk” joke? :)
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions
I liked it…simply because he knew it was turrble and his face showed it too
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by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
Giants sign Lincecum to two year contract for $40M
extending his time with the team by 0.
Unless he and the Giants renegotiate before the end of the 2013 season – which the team still considers possible – Lincecum will be eligible to sell himself to the highest bidder for 2014 and beyond. The deep-pocketed teams no doubt will play and perhaps even salivate at the prospect of signing the two-time Cy Young winner, especially if Matt Cain is off the market.
If the Giants sense that Lincecum will walk as a free agent and choose to trade him before this deal expires, they can, though he secured the right to reject a certain number of teams each year.
The only potential losers are fans who are dying to see Lincecum stay in San Francisco for his entire career and were hoping the sides could forge a much longer contract.
Sources said Lincecum and the Giants discussed deals beyond two years. According to Jon Heyman of CBSSports.com, Lincecum rejected a five-year offer worth at least $100 million, which only feeds fans’ fears that the 27-year-old right-hander wants out after 2013 because of a perennially weak offense.
2012 Giants by salary:
Barry Zito: $19M
Tim Lincecum: $18M
Matt Cain: $15.33 (last year of contract)
Aaron Rowand: $13.6M (food and per diem now courtesy of the Miami Marlins)
Aubrey Huff: $10M
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also
if he wouldn’t agree to a long-term deal, why the hell would they give him any kind of no-trade protection at all? Jeebus.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 7:20 AM PST up reply actions
I don’t see any no-trade clauses in the article…
It pretty much looks like they’re just locking him up to avoid arbitration over the next 2 years.
it be in there
If the Giants sense that Lincecum will walk as a free agent and choose to trade him before this deal expires, they can, though he secured the right to reject a certain number of teams each year.
Also, help is on the way for the Giants’ batting order too!
They seem thinnest at shortstop, where Ryan Theriot and Edgar Renteria are unsigned.
Ronny Paulino might be the best of a very weak field of backup catchers still available. Outfielder Raul Ibañez remains a free agent as well.
That is also, sadly, in the article. I’m reminded of the Nader quote about Bush being “beyond satire”.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 8:00 AM PST up reply actions
Ah, didn’t see that. That just gives him marginal control over his destiny though. Regardless, since he’s commanding that kind of salary, he’ll have to go to the bigger clubs anyways.
It just seems amusing that they conceded that in an arb buyout. At this point all they bought was $1M of cost certainty this year and.. .probably not too much for next year. Would he really get much more than $22M in an arb hearing next year?
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 8:08 AM PST up reply actions
It honestly sounds like he’s taking a wait-and-see approach to the direction of the club. He’s still in the relative prime of his career (although I find his throwing motion a bit disconcerting), so he can pretty much still go anywhere and be successful. I don’t think it’s the money since he can only eek out a few more million/year anyways (going by what Sabbathia is paid).
I certainly don’t have anything against him for taking the short deal, even if that’s not what I’d advise him to do.
If he stays healthy he might be crazy like a fox, too… some of those long-term deals can seem awfully cheap when there’s long-term salary inflation. Except for Giants long-term contracts :(
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 8:20 AM PST up reply actions
Kershaw effect
He wants out because he doesn’t want to lose to Kershaw 1-0 or 2-1 everytime.
Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"
Good news… if they sign Theriot and Raul Ibanez they might score negative runs!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 8:20 AM PST up reply actions
Normally, I'd make fun of you for posting either lazy DBDs or stupid and nonsensical ones
But I really liked this one! I admire your dedication to the Jumbaco cause and though I’m disappointed that you didn’t deflate the buns before eating the Jumbaco properly, you made it!
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Hey I put 1,000,000x more effort into this DBD than the other 99% of the ones I do these days.
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The Jumbaco is egalitarian!
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Where is the location?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
Locked in the Ivory Tower: Why JSTOR Imprisons Academic Research
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I later found one article that was available for $38. I’m not sure why one twelve page article costs $38. It takes me about eight minutes to scan a twelve page article. The researcher receives no royalties. Why does it cost so much to read one article?
…
The publisher is key, because he needs money to print and distribute the journal for its tiny community of readers. To make that money, the publisher sells the rights to an academic search engine company, like JSTOR. For the publisher, this venture is highly profitable because, unlike traditional publishing, the publisher does not have to pay the writer or editor. It only has to cover the costs of typesetting, printing, and distribution.
Having bought the rights to the academic research, JSTOR digitizes the material and sells the content back to the university libraries. To recoup their costs of leasing the information from the publishers, the academic search engines use a subscription model to restrict the content to those who can pay the hefty price tag. A substantial part of the university library budget is devoted towards subscriptions to those databases. The UC San Diego Libraries report that 65% of their total budget goes towards getting access to JSTOR and other databases. To get access to the Arts and Sciences collection at JSTOR — only one of the many databases and collections of information — university libraries must pay a one time charge of $45,000 and then $8,500 every year after that.
Step back and think about this picture. Universities that created this academic content for free must pay to read it. Step back even further. The public — which has indirectly funded this research with federal and state taxes that support our higher education system — has virtually no access to this material, since neighborhood libraries cannot afford to pay those subscription costs. Newspapers and think tanks, which could help extend research into the public sphere, are denied free access to the material. Faculty members are rightly bitter that their years of work reaches an audience of a handful, while every year, 150 million attempts to read JSTOR content are denied every year.
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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 7:43 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
I agree with this 100%. Taxpayer funded research should be public.
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Absolutely. I’m sick of calling up college girls just to get data I need!
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Rejections = data?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions
The whole system is flawed
Researchers want to publish in more prestigious journals, and more prestigious journals can charge more for their subscription, making the whole problem worse. The incentives are all wrong for making the research publicly available for free. Taxpayers fund the research but not the journals which publish the research, and those journals have to make money to stay in business.
Open Access journals are one solution, but until they get enough prestige for researchers to publish their most important results in them, the system won’t change. Usually such journals charge around $1400 per paper for publishing, and it seems unreasonable for the researcher to pay for that out of his / her own pocket. So that cost would be added to the cost of the research, meaning more taxpayer funds go towards it.
One solution is to make important results of the research public, even if the papers themselves are not free. Note that the government labs do this already, for the most part. You can do google searches and just put “site:osti.gov” and that will pull up DOE reports, which contain basically verbatim information which is in the pay-for-access papers.
by johnnycougar on Jan 25, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions
Welcome, fellow researcher!
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Welcome, fellow researcher!
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Are you saying I’m not a researcher?
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You heard me the first time!
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Let me turn up my hearing aid.
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Does legal research not count?
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Welcome, fellow researcher!
I wanted to play, too.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
GET.OUT.OF.THIS.THREAD!!!
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hey research nerds: GO!
Didn’t someone link an article a couple weeks back about the number of scholarly journals pumping out things that are never cited anywhere by anyone? It would make perverse, perfect sense that these are the very expensive subscriptions being discussed here.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
Idk if I posted it, but I read it…h/o…
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
As a lifetime member of the alumni association, I’m able to access these journals through any UC library for free! Which I used a lot during my MBA but not so much after that.
Cal: Bears with Books.
OH MY GOD YES.
Annual library membership: $100.
with Alumni Membership: $0
cost of alumni membership (annual): $50
Lifetime alumni membership: $750
library membership pays for itself in 7.5 years, then you get all UC library access for life for free
*note that this does not cover remote access, i.e. searching library from home. So, to access journals, you must actually go onto a UC campus.
Cal: Bears with Books.
I’ve just gone to other campuses, told them I was an alum and they let me in.
I do this at UCSD all the time when I need a place to work and visiting family down there.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions
you can actually sign up to be a “library member” and check out books, etc at any UC campus as long as you have your CAA id.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions
You can ‘enter’ almost any UC library, but with Alumni membership, you can get a library card and actually borrow books and shiz.
Cal: Bears with Books.
Ah. I don’t check out books. Just use the WiFi and books on site.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions
TEACH ME TO READ!
Seriously, I didn’t know that. Bargain!
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by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions
yeah you reminded me this… but didn’t you get free access via your b-school?
and apparently i have access to proquest through my alumni org… i really ought to try to use this more.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions
My b-school had a much smaller library than the HAAS library, and plus, I already knew all my Cal priveledges, so I didn’t feel like learning a new system.
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ah fair enough. was a math major for undergrad, never really had to do any research.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions
Why did no one mention this when I was debating buying CAA lifetime membership? They mentioned that I could save 10% on paintings of Oski climbing the Campinele, but not this…
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It was totally mentioned.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions
It’s in all the literature, it’s the most popular benefit, I have NO DOUBT that they tried to mention it to you.
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Well, damnit, now I have a tough decision to make over the next six days.
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Seriously, $20 a month. If they charge it to a credit card, you’ll even be earning reward points. I’m a poor grad student, and I’m doing it.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
also, if you start the payment plan on the young alum rate, you are ‘locked in’ on that rate. So even if you need to take a break for whatever reason, you can always come back and pay the young alum/original amount.
When I worked there, I knew people that paid off their young alum membership from 1970s, for a grand total of $125.
Cal: Bears with Books.
but you’re not a member if you’re not paying. It’s more of a nice courtesy not to charge you interest or late fees or anything at all.
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You must perform some ritual sacrifices.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHA
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
I’d just charge it all now.
$500 is theoretically affordable now. But it may not be 2 years from now.
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Well, there is no cost to finance it, it will still be $500 at the begining and at the end. So economic theory would suggest you should keep the cash and earn interest on it. But just pay for it, you’ll feel better once it is over.
Cal: Bears with Books.
Absolutely. And even if I don’t earn interest, inflation would mean I’m theoretically paying less.
But that’s not counting the scenario above, whereby I have a steady cashflow right this second, but I won’t later on?
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These are two different considerations. One is the future value of money, purely economic, the other is the managerial value of having cash on hand, which is more like a leveraging decision. How leveraged do you want to be?
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Someone posted this online
I think it’s bullshit that congressional members get better retirement benefits than career military.
What say you, CGB?
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I think it’s noxious that legislators are paid large salaries at all.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 7:55 AM PST up reply actions
I second this motion to amend the legislation! How much do I get?
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
ONLY THE INDEPENDENTLY WEALTHY ARE FIT TO SERVE!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
THIS IS AMPLY DEMONSTRATED BY ALL THE IMPOVERISHED CURRENT LEGISLATORS IN WASHINGTON AND SACRAMENTO
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
Columbuses of the East and West, respectively.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions
Columbo

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions
Colombiana!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions
We think it’s poopshit that anyone makes more money than us.
WE ARE THE 0%
by zoonews on Jan 25, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
career military? sack the fuck up boohoo, politicians suck we know but they get better retirement benefits than almost everyone
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions
for the Athletic Supporters- link to old article found in a thread on AN
The Designated Runners celebrated.
Most of the time, discussion of Finley’s speed demon is limited to Herb Washington, the former track star that Finley pretended was a baseball player for most of two seasons. In fact, Washington was one of five speed-only players that, with the exception of 1971, were part of the A’s roster every year from 1969 through 1977. These players almost never batted because it was understood that they couldn’t hit. Their only job was to run:
And for the O’Malley fetishists, a bit from the 1974 WS:
Washington ran for Rudi, while the immortal Angel Mangual pinch-hit for pitcher Blue Moon Odom. Ignoring Mangual, [Doyer reliever Mike] Marshall calmly wheeled and picked Washington off of first base. He then struck out Mangual. Ballgame over.
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Speaking of benefits...
AC Milan standout midfielder Kevin-Prince Boateng is on the sidelines with an injury, and his girlfriend Melissa Satta claims it’s because of their steamy bedroom behavior.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
i mean NSFW
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions
But did they break a bed?
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Show off
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions
no bed…the pitch is the bed.
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions
She broke him = gauntlet thrown.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
I’m not suggesting that you try and break Rags, incidentally.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
I am thinking of trying to see if I can use this as a way to harness my wife’s competitive streak however.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Well, it seems like the only way to measure ‘winning’ is by injury or destruction…. so by that yardstick, Mrs. Kodiak is clearly a tiger in bed.
Cal: Bears with Books.
TMI
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
Who are the married DBD Indians? Hmm….
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atoms and kolwave are the closest, i think
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Oooh, using a harness. That’s kinky!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions
NinersNation talks Senior Bowl:
The close of the 2011 NFL season for the 49ers means we will start switching gears and begin preparations for free agency and the draft. We’ll have plenty of recap and review content over the coming weeks, but we’ll also be looking ahead as the 49ers prepare to add new talent to the roster.
The road to the 2012 NFL Draft is officially underway and the next stop is the Senior Bowl coming to you from Mobile, Alabama this Saturday. The game will be observed by plenty of scouts and personnel executives, but the week of practice leading up to the game is the more significant part of the Senior Bowl. The players are put through numerous drills and prep periods by the two coaching staffs. The game provides some insight, but given the “pick-up nature” of the game the practices are likely to provide better information.
Later today I’ll start getting some practice reports together to give us an idea of who is performing well and who is struggling. Are there any specific players you’d like updates on? I’ll poke around for pertinent information in general, but if people want details on specific players or positions, give me a heads-up. In the meantime, here is a rundown of the Senior Bowl weigh-ins.
Just to head some of you off at the pass, Kellen Moore is one guy who appears to be struggling a bit this week. He is one of the bigger names in the game given his high profile at Boise State. The 49ers likely won’t be drafting a quarterback, but if a guy like Moore falls far enough, maybe they take a look at him. I have nothing to indicate one way or the other, but it’s worth considering.
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Kellen Moore is struggling?
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Read that it’s arm strength issues.
He has to dial it up to throw the deeper patterns, and that is hurting his accuracy.
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This isn’t all that surprising, is it?
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I guess not. I wonder if he’ll be like Chad Pennington, and have some modicum of success due to great anticipation.
He’ll need the right system.
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If anyone can succeed as a 5'10 quarterback with deficient arm strength, it's definitely Moore.
That isn’t even a backhanded compliment. Moore probably crossed the 10,000-hour threshold before he even got to high school, by now he probably understands football on a zen level.
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It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
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Why is the Senior Bowl in Mobile, AL anyway? Couldn’t they pick somewhere higher profile, easier to get to, etc.?
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Let Mobile have its day. The other 364 days a year it’s Mobile fuckin’ Alabama.
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- alpha1906
First game was played in Jacksonville FL, all subsequent games have been played in Mobile. I do not know why.
Mobile is a slightly interesting place actually…
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HE FORGOT TO HOLSTER! HE FORGOT TO HOLSTER!
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Raiders hire Dennis Allen as HC:
“He must have a military background, that’s the first thing I thought of. Must have been in the military or had that in his family background, some way or another. That’s the way he carries himself,” cornerback Andre Goodman said. “His thing is discipline, discipline, discipline. Do everything right, all the time, and never let up.”
This is the quote from the Denver Post article by Lindsay H. Jones that Ghost Raider posted that really makes me excited about the future with Dennis Allen as our head coach. I know for a fact that I am not the only one that had their attention captured by that particular quote. Those are the kind of words that we need to hear our own players speaking about our new coach. Even more importantly than speaking those words is embracing them and having the effect of them show on the field.
I like this hire from Reggie McKenzie because it addresses the two major problems that cost us a shot at the playoffs this past year under Hue Jackson: Penalties and Defense. We needed this type of military discipline head coach to come in and make the players accountable. Each and every one of those players needs to know that bone head penalties are what cost us games.
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Man, this seems like a pretty boring hire. I’m sure he’ll last a year or two and they’ll kick him to the curb like they do with every other coach.
On a side note, I REALLY REALLY want Hue Jackson to become OC for the Chiefs.
6 1st round draft picks, 2 Super Bowl Champions and counting
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Well Hue kinda threw everyone under the bus after the last game…
by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
Lots of hires are meh.
And lots of “exciting” head coach hires turn out to be meh…or worse (see Steve Spurrier for the Washington Redskins as an example).
When John Madden was hired by Al Davis in 1969, how many people thought that this was the guy who would lead the Raiders to their first Super Bowl win? To say nothing of the Raiders making the AFL/AFC Championship in 7 of his 10 years as Raiders head coach.
How about Tom Flores for the 2nd and 3rd Raiders Super Bowl trophies? Or how about Bill Walsh leading the 49ers to three Super Bowl titles in a span of 10 years?
When they were hired, Madden, Flores, and Walsh were meh hires.
Meanwhile, Spurrier, Mike Ditka (at New Orleans), and Mike Holmgren (at Seattle) were exciting hires with meh results.
Just sayin’.
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"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."
-- Andrew Latham Smith
When John Madden was hired by Al Davis in 1969, how many people thought that this was the guy who would lead the Raiders to their first Super Bowl win? To say nothing of the Raiders making the AFL/AFC Championship in 7 of his 10 years as Raiders head coach.
I did!
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An exciting hire with exciting results
Those do happen. I’ll give Harbaugh this: he made the jump from successful NCAA HC to successful NFL HC. It’s a jump usually not made (Steve Spurrier and Nick Saban being merely two examples; Pete Carroll may be another).
"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."
-- Andrew Latham Smith
This is exactly why I was so upset when they hired him
But, knock on wood, I’m very happy so far!
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So say we all! (well Niners fans anyway) (the nerdy ones)
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GSoM talks future:
The draft is over. So, what happens now? Eventually there will be another season, assuming the CBA issues are resolved (I think that will be sooner rather than later, the NBA is near an all-time high in popularity, after all). Today, I’m going to play virtual GM, and give one possible scenario for re-building the team. Many, if not most of you, will not like this vision. Well, I should say, you will not like the immediate future of the vision. But the long-term goal is to build a contender – not just a team that makes it to the first round and quickly exits, but a real contender that is a threat to go deep into the playoffs every year. Keep reading to see what I think it would take, and then take your best shot at me in the comments.
Ok, so here’s the deal. As it is currently constructed, our favorite team is squarely mediocre. The front office might look like solid gold right now, but the team is essentially fool’s gold. Here’s a quick run down of the roster:
Stephen Curry – A young point guard who potentially has an All-Star ceiling, but I honestly don’t see him having first or second team All-NBA potential at this point in his career. I think he can be the third or possibly even the second-best player on a contending team, but I just don’t see him being the best player on a team that is ever in contention. But he is clearly an important piece of the future, and it is a point-guard dominated league, so he stays.
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Kings ratings up 33% in Sacto:
Comcast SportsNet California released some good news on Tuesday: ratings for Sacramento Kings games shown on the network are up 33 percent over last year, drawing an average rating of 2.37. (That means that 2.37 percent of all television households in the Sacramento market are watching a Kings games when it’s on. This even counts the 30-point losses!)
Ratings have grown in key areas, as well: adults 18-49 are up 98 percent and men 18-49 are up 67 percent.
There’s one more interesting note: to date, attendance at home games is up 10 percent. Attendance had grown last season over the previous year, so we’re seeing some sustained growth in this area. Given that the team remains in the cellar, this shows should pretty incredible commitment on the part of Kings fans … and some excellent work by the franchise’s sales team and the league’s SWAT team of business folks. And, of course, we need to bow at the altar of Jim Gray.
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SilverScreenAndROll talks beasts or burden:
Losing against Miami on the road? Alright. The next day in Orlando on a back-to-back? Explainable. At home after a day of rest and starting off with a 27-14 first quarter lead against the Pacers? Yikes. The loss was disturbing not only for the continued lack of offensive flow outside of certain stretches, but the rather alarming lack of defensive intensity, given that it is supposed to be a hallmark of a Mike Brown-led team. The Pacers shot 55.6% from behind the arc with nary a defender near them in most cases, and to compound these problems, Roy Hibbert outplayed Andrew Bynum in the paint and scored on nice hook after hook on the block. Fatigue, obviously, is a culprit in some of these problems — the team finally had its first full contact practice since training camp today, a testament to how unforgiving the schedule has been for the Lakers thus far — and we still have a long while for the ship to be turned around, but the Lakers have certainly been digging quite a hole for themselves. For that reason, picking positive contributors was remarkably difficult this time around — in an atmosphere growing more and more ripe with disappointment, even modest improvement looks appealing.
Beast
Metta World Peace — He finally broke out of his funk, shooting better than 50% for the first time in nearly a month against the team whose championship aspirations he brutally crushed in 2004. How did he do it? He finally decided that his painfully futile attempt to shoot jumpers from the perimeter wasn’t working and went back down into the post to bully smaller players, just as he did to start the season. It still boggles the mind that a career 34.2% three-point shooter could decline so dramatically from behind the arc, and one would think that he would improve at some juncture, but at least for this game, MWP embraced his limitations and worked to his strengths, his one attempt and make from behind the line notwithstanding. The more punishing the Laker attack is against the interior is, the better, and he adds a well-needed post presence to an otherwise painfully moribund bench unit. Like Derek Fisher, this could be his one good game for the next few weeks, but at least for today, we extend our kudos to MWP.
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Clips Nastion previews the game against the Lakers:
The Back Story:
January 14th, 2012, Clippers Home, Clippers 102 – Lakers 94 Recap Box Score
The Big Picture:
The Clippers beat the Lakers 11 days ago in a Clippers home game. Tonight it’s the Lakers who will be the home team, and both teams should be primed and ready for this rematch. Chris Paul led the Clippers in that first game, but he tweaked his hamstring late in the fourth quarter and has not played since. All indications are that he’ll play tonight (he practiced full speed on Tuesday), but we’ll just have to wait and see what happens when the game starts. Even if Paul does play, he could be on a minutes restriction. The Clippers chances in this game may hinge on Paul’s availability and effectiveness. The Lakers have a history of having problems containing quick point guards, and Paul in particular has a history of torching the Lakers. Paul was the best player on the court in the first meeting, and may have to be again if the Clippers want to win. Beyond Paul, it’s less clear where the Clippers will go for points. Blake Griffin does not match up well against Pau Gasol, not to mention that Blake has been in a bit of a slump. Mo Williams, on the other hand, has been absolutely on fire off the bench, and DeAndre Jordan is coming off his best game of the season on Sunday. The Clippers have beaten the Lakers three times in the CP3 era including two in pre-season. The Lakers have dismissed all of those games as not significant (it’s just preseason, it was just a schedule loss). A Clippers win on the Lakers floor with both teams rested would be harder to explain away.
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WHo do people think is gonna win? Clips or Lakers?
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Clikers.
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Lipps!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 8:09 AM PST up reply actions
yay
Go Anaheim Kings of El Segundo!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 8:37 AM PST up reply actions
Slumlords and racists everywhere are empowered.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions
Sharkls beat Flames:
The Sharks have rarely been outchanced this season by teams outside of the Western Conference’s “Big Four” of Detroit, Vancouver, St. Louis and Chicago but they were edged out on the chance count tonight and the margin had the potential to be wider if it wasn’t for a stellar second period in which San Jose allowed just one Flames scoring chance.
After a relative snoozefest through two periods, the game really opened up in the third with the Flames dominating early in the frame before the Sharks generated a glut of good looks at the net before and after the goal by Benn Ferriero. Calgary pressured with a few chances to tie the game late in the third, including two opportunities by Jarome Iginla with Miikka Kiprusoff pulled, but were unsuccessful as Antti Niemi picked up the shutout.
Best EV Forward: Joe Thornton (2), John McCarthy (2)
Worst EV Forward: Patrick Marleau (-3)
Best EV Defenseman: Dan Boyle (2), Justin Braun (2)
Worst EV Defenseman: Jason Demers (-5)
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YYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
1-0 game. Great goal by Ferriero.
Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"
KWA KWAA KWEE KWAAAHHHH!!!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions
Anybody on Pinterest? What its deal?
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It’s basically a virtual pinboard. You can post images, videos, and the like to keep track of your interests, and the site links back to the origin. The social networking aspect comes primarily through “likes” (similar to Fbook) or “re-pins,” (putting the pin on your own board).
You can have different boards for different categories, e.g., My Favorite Yelp! Reviews.
I resisted it for awhile at first, because a lot of people just use it for wedding planning, and I don’t want to be around that, but I got one to keep track of recipes I’ve made/want to make and random music videos. I suppose you could always start a Pinterest board for CGB gifs. ACTUALLY, THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.
Anyway, if you want an invitation, I think I can send you one.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 8:12 AM PST up reply actions
I’ve seen it be referred to as Tumblr for Girls.
Firstly, I still have no fucking clue what Tumblr is or does (and we have a CGB Tumblr!).
Two, are there no girls on Tumblr? Is it a total sword fight over there?
c) Would you say that pinterest is majority women?
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That’s linking to images, not embedding a series of them.
Tumblr is essentially a blog with pictures.
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Pictures are worth a thousand words. But that’s not important now.
/amidoingitright?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions
As opposed to a text-only blog?
(I feel like we’re unraveling the absurdities of the entire internet here.)
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It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
That sounds suspiciously like Xanga. I’ve been burned once, it’ll take a lot more than tumblr to get me to love again.
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http://fuckyesjeanralphio.tumblr.com/
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There is a weird rumor that Aziz and Drake had some sort of crazy sex party at Sundance.
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http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/altreport/2012/01/aziz-ansari-drake-sundance-bronoodling.html
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What’s Hipster Runoff?
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions
Hipster Runoff finds a fresh way to gently poke the ribs of the “bed head” set. Surveying the fashion and culture trends of hipsterdom, the blog alternates between outright spoofs and serious slams of fashion’s posers and prophets, with cutting commentary of ongoing discussions covering everything from alt-rock to bro culture. It becomes clear from all this that hipsters have a little too much time on their hands, but the blog makes it fun by playfully mocking their obsessions.
Read more: http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1999770_1999761_1999732,00.html #ixzz1kUkECRSJ
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That confused me even more.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions
Hipster Runoff
Blogs that’s simultaneously hipster and makes fun of hipsters.
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I love that.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
are we doing this again? uh oh bro
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions
c) Yes, that’s my perception.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions
I figured Pinterest would be a website for Phillipino Interests.
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I have noticed that it is a lot of girls! And, as a girl, it can be very addicting because there is a lot of ‘cute hair, cute dress, cute cupcakes, hot shirtless man, cut nails’.
I have not signed up for it myself, because I’ve planned my wedding already.
Cal: Bears with Books.
You hear that Rishi. Not only is it majority women, but you could help save a woman (or more) from making what you perceive to be a big mistake!
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Sounds like this other thing I’ve used, MySpace.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
All this Rishi engagement and wedding talk ~!
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Rishi’s flag-finger is getting itchy. He’s baiting somebody else to announce engagement/wedding plans so he can flag them again.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions
This has been totes the rage among my wife and her cliquey mother’s group. I don’t ge tit.
I have no finterest in pinterest.
I don’t ge tit.
You must be married.
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Why? Just curious.
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Because I think it’s good for arty types, and you exhibit those tendencies. Also, it’s an easy organization system for things you find on the web, but don’t necessarily want to bookmark. So you could have a board with all the new music you want to buy (or see), and you could have one of the best double breasted blazers, and you could have one of places you’d like to go, or things that I suspect you will care about one day, like home design ideas.
I use mine to keep track of dream vacation destinations, home decorating ideas, recipes I would like to make, shoes that I love but would never spend that much money on, cool architecture, etc. I use it as a substitute for ripping pages out of a magazine or an article out of the paper.
I use it as a substitute for ripping pages out of a magazine or an article out of the paper.
I absolutely get how pinterest works perfectly for this need, especially since most of our information/inspiration comes from the web now. I, however, was never a magazine ripper or scrapbooker, so I haven’t signed up.
Cal: Bears with Books.
That is a good idea. Thanks!
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shoes that I love but would never spend that much money on
I say shenanigans! $750!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
We have found the line!
My highest was $300 for one pair. But I wore them for my wedding, and still wear them, and they fit perfectly and still get compliments.
Cal: Bears with Books.
Twist’s highest was $20 for one pair. But he wore them to his wedding and they match his pocket square, tie, and cufflinks (and teeth)
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They matched cause the store tossed them in for free.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
I actually just purchased a pair of plain black shoes for $50. It seemed expensive, but I figured Ill wear them for a few years.
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and then decades of foot/back therapy from wearing cheap shoes that didn’t provide proper support.
#calgang take me away
A Scientific Look at the Dangers of High Heels
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I can only imagine how dangerous Twist’s $50 high heels are.
Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!
You arent providing proper support right now!
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Only peach.
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LOL 1% COBBLER
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Imma go ahead and flag this
for using “cobbler” and “crappy” in the same sentence. Unless you’ve had mincemeat cobbler or crab guts cobbler.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions
Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan accused France’s parliament of racism for a measure criminalizing the denial of genocide against Armenians in Anatolia, while holding back on announcing additional sanctions.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
As opposed to the Turkish version: “Damnedest thing, all those Armenians went for a long walk, a lot of them starved, and then the others were so grief stricken they shot themselves in the head and landed in trenches they had prepared. Can’t explain that.”
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
PS. Please fast-track our EU application OK thanx
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 8:20 AM PST up reply actions
I saw this, and of course it’s silly to say the French are racists for this law, but I do wonder what useful purpose it serves. It is essentially anti-intellectual (you can only express approved thoughts) but without any consequence. I mean I can understand why Germany has a similar law about the Holocaust, but what are the French trying to prevent? Ethnic Turks killing Armenians in France en mass? This seems unlikely.
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But it seems to be criminal in nature. Its not a non-binding resolution.
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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! my spotless record is ruined!!
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It’s almost as if they’re trying to piss off Turkey… calling what happened to the Armenians in Turkey a “genocide” is a politically charged thing to do.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions
Hes so upset hes gonna hit the links and drink scotch
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Genocide is politically controversial indeed!
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
That Samantha Power book definitely makes the case that it was genocide, I still don’t see how what the French are doing helps anyone.
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It seems provocative to me, and possibly something to throw a wrench into Turkey’s fading dreams of joining the EU. In particular, a move to draw attention to the prosecution of scholars within Turkey referring to the events as a “genocide” under Article 301 (in particular, a clause making it a crime to “insult Turkishness”.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
France is about as racist as the United States, which is to say France is very very racist.
WE ARE THE 0%
At least the US doesn’t ban Muslims from wearing a hijab in public.
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Does France need a hug?
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turkey, is this true?!?!
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Damning testimony
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Black Hawk NOT Down
U.S. military raid in Somalia frees Dane, American
Buchanan, 32, and Thisted, 60, were working with a de-mining unit of the Danish Refugee Council when gunmen kidnapped the two in October.
The raiders came in quickly, catching the guards as they were sleeping after having chewed the narcotic leaf qat for much of the evening, a pirate who gave his name as Bile Hussein told the Associated Press by phone. Hussein said he was not present at the site but had spoken with other pirates who were, and that they told him nine pirates had been killed in the raid and three were “taken away.”
The hostage rescue was carried out by the same SEAL unit behind the operation in Pakistan last May that killed bin Laden, two U.S. officials said on condition of anonymity to discuss the operation. The unit is the Naval Special Warfare Development Group, also known as SEAL Team 6. One official said that the team parachuted into the area before moving on foot to the target. The raid happened near the Somali town of Adado.
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Another blow against piracy!
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 8:43 AM PST up reply actions
something sopa/pipa related goes here
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:07 AM PST up reply actions
something Pippa Middleton goes here.
like this! 
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
thanks to DC, every time I see her I think “Irish peasant face”
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:12 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
ah yes. “gardening leave”
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions
That was Fire Starkey, not me! I might still want to renew my British passport!
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
to ask an overly personal question
Why wouldn’t you? I should hope you’re beyond draft age.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t really have a good reason to do it. I don’t anticipate working in the EU any time soon (they have plenty of project managers there already), and getting through passport control faster than my wife and kids next time we go to an EU country isn’t really much of a benefit.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Do your kids have British passports?
Also, nbob, not renewing passport =/ giving up British citizenship. DJ Trocan may just be trying to save ₤150.
Yeah, when I read the answer I realized that. He can get one any time he wants, the lucky bastard.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions
They don’t have British passports either, though they are entitled to them. I suspect my wife would be perfectly okay with sending them off with me through the EU line after falling off a transatlantic flight.
But overall, you’re right – I just don’t have any reason that makes ~$500 worth it for something we’d use maybe once every couple of years.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
oh whoops. you are correct. still, i guess if that’s peasant face, wouldn’t mind visiting Ireland.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions
it really depends on if the location is as beautiful as i am
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I think it’s up the hill from Goat Hill Pizza.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions
I love Goat Hill Pizza! I’ll check out that area at night.
PS, once upon a time, there was one at 3rd and Harrison, and it was basically a delivery only spot (if you took out, you got it from their kitchen).
Turns out they share the space with City Nights, so if you really wanted to eat there, they had one table in the middle of a dark and empty dancefloor to enjoy their pizza.
And it was an AMAZING dining experience. I don’t know how to describe it.
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Goat HIll is awesome
not the greatest pizza in history but very good. And a fun atmosphere, except on Monday nights. Their soy pizza’s pretty good as such things go. They sent out coupons for a free bottle of wine for Dec/Jan!
I think you’re confusing the Howard St. location with another one. I only ate there a couple of times and found it very weird; it’s too bad because it’s so much better than most of the cheap downtown lunch options. IIRC they launched that in 07 or 08 which was too bad.
I never ate at the Third/Harrison one; it’s an Escape from Meh York pizza now.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions
No, I’m thinking of the one on Howard… but I take there long before 07. It was a fun place to go on a Saturday afternoon with the family.
And I really liked their pizza.
(and Howard and 18th is downtown?)
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we're talking about different things
There was one on Howard at First or so. Then the Third St. one, and the mother ship is at 18th and Connecticut.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions
Oh whoops, yes, 18th and Connecticut is the one I’m thinking of.
I’m glad we agree!
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I really do like their pizza, I think it’s my second favorite thin crust in town after Tony’s. Lots of other stuff is good too, like bruschetta (even though they don’t always have it on the menu).
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions
Have ya had their lasagna? I enjoyed it very much.
In fact, I kinda wanna go right now.
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No, I don’t think I’ve ever managed to eat any pasta there.
Curse their downtown closures! Me too!
Have you tried their soy cheese pizza? A little bland (of course) but OK.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions
I have not. I am a huge cheese enthusiast, so I’d have very litlte reason to do so.
I’m gonna make it out there on a Saturday one of these days before I, knock on wood, head off to b-school.
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I wouldn’t do it other than for health reasons, but it’s a way to enjoy their product even when I’m trying to eat “healthy” (in between peanut butter cup binges).
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
I’d argue the white bread crust is far worse for you than the cheese, but what do I know?
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Nah, thin crust sourdough dude! I figure it’s less carbs than eating pasta there (or anywhere, pasta with red sauce in restaurants is a ripoff!).
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions
Wha?! No way. I love eating pasta out.
I’d say most of my favourite North Beach joints make significantly better pasta sauce than either I or a jar at Safeway can.
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I’m a pasta snob! Restaurant red sauce sucks. Tomasso’s is OK but I can’t say I’ve eaten too many places. I even prefer whole wheat pasta these days!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
I also prefer whole wheat pasta.
I still much prefer the outside stuff, but maybe I just sock.
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Io sono italiano!
I’m sure if you messed around with it a while you’d prefer your own sauce too. Plus you know EXACTLY what is in there, something I’m sure you can appreciate. And I know it can be impractical, and barely cost-effective, to cook for yourself.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions
I never eat pasta in restaurants, my wife makes it better, and it’s something we have often.
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noooooooo
We cheat with bottle sauce sometimes if we’re babysitting the nephews or something, but it doesn’t take much to throw together, especially if you make a quick tomato sauce (garlic in olive oil with a can of diced tomatoes and spices). I can usually make the base in 15 mins or so but I usually don’t use meat.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t mean to sound critical of your enjoyment of Italian dining! Things can taste better because of the surroundings IMO.
Maybe you’re not using enough spices? Pinch of sugar? Little red wine and crushed red pepper?
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions
Rishi
I’ll see if I can help:
1) Olive oil, heat until very hot, saute 1 yellow onion (diced or cubed) until translucent (about seven minutes, stirring frequently).
2) Turn heat down to med, add garlic (diced) and any other veggies (bell peppers, cubed) saute until softer. 5-7 minutes.
3) add tomatoes, red wine (or sherry) and a mix of spices (fresh are better) some pepper and a pinch of salt.
4) once it start bubbling again, turn down to low. Stir occasionally.
5) after about 45 minutes, taste test, and correct with additional spices (if necessary). If not quite thick enough, cheat with a little tomato paste to make thicker.
6) can simmer for 2 hours more to improve flavor, but not necessary if really hungry. Serve with al dente Italian pasta of your choice, top with freshly grated parmesan.
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Simmering is best if there’s meat! Otherwise, diminishing returns on flavor!
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True, but even Marinara sauce 1 & 1/2 hours is about right, from start to finish, but can be fine at 45 minutes.
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3 hours or GTFO!
All day if you have it! But you have to be around to make sure it doesn’t scorch or reduce too much.
If I do this I usually brown a couple of sausages in the pan, then take them out to bake and dump them back in the sauce just before serving.
Otherwise I agree with sec119… all-veggie can be ready quickly.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions
Nice, Cugel.
That’s how make our sauce, too.
Lately, I’ve been giving Little K the pizza cutter and letting her make tagliatelle.
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I also like frying tomato paste a little in the oil before adding tomato ingredients. But, I have no idea what’s ‘traditional.’
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We always put it in with the crushed tomatoes. IDK if it changes the flavor, but I definitely notice the difference when spicing the sofrito rather than adding the spices later.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions
Thanks!
This is honestly very similar to what I’ve done when I make pasta sauce. I still think it’s better out.
But once again, maybe I just sock.
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in addition to Cugel I would suggest
-about a tsp of brown sugar
- salt and pepper in the onions when you saute them, no salt if you’re using prosciutto or something
-I’m not a fan of bell peppers in sauce, but that’s me. I like them sauteed with red onion as a little side dish
-mushrooms are a great addition, and you can just dump them in the sauce near the end. But I find that waters it down a lot, so I saute those in a bit of olive oil and garlic and then add them once they’ve cooked to the right consistency.
Obviously this assumes I have time for all this, otherwise you’re good with sauteed garlic in olive oil with diced tomatoes and spices, heated through.
Also, sorry this is all squished at the margin. I blame Twist.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions
Hmmm…Cool ideas. I should have thought about sauteing the components separately to avoid excessive water. I usually just simmer longer or cheat with tomato paste. I have added a little sugar before, especially if I’ve also added some red wine.
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Why especially w/wine?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions
I have added a little sugar before, especially if I’ve also added some red wine.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions
the sugar
is to offset the acidity in the tomato puree/paste. At least that’s what I was told.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions
But doesn’t wine have sugars?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions
Yes, it does. It also has alcohol.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t know very much about cooking, so I’m not sure what the implications of all of that would be.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions
Wine is acidic. The sugar counteracts the acidity.
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There we go, thanks. :)
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions
and
between that and the citric acid added to canned tomatoes, it makes a difference.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions
I try to avoid sugar, but sometimes (if you’re using a lot of fresh tomatoes) it does smooth out the taste. Also, use cream sherry, which is sweeter and adds a nice nutty flavor, but be sure to use red wine too.
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So, you can never go wrong with more wine! Gotcha.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions
haha
Pretty much not, but be careful with the salt if you use a lot.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions
So. Much. This. It’s a waste of money to pay for pasta at a restaurant. It has one of the highest mark-ups outside the bar.
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This is great stuff, guys. Thanks for all the tips. I didn’t use to cook a lot of pasta because it would leave me hungry in a couple of hours.
Now that I’ve discovered quinoa pasta, I’m back to experimenting with marinara sauces and ragus.
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I think the whole wheat pasta helps with that as it has additional fiber. And of course adding a protein too… Safeway has some pretty good chicken or turkey italian sausage under it’s “Open Nature” brand. It’s already cooked though, so just slice and brown in the pot and remove until the end.
I’ve also had good luck with using the fake hamburger soy stuff as meatballs… add egg/crumbs/onion/garlic/spices as normal and make like 1" balls and bake on a cookie sheet. When they’re soaked in sauce they taste fairly normal.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:33 AM PST up reply actions
that’s sick. do you have the link to the original Flickr page?
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SO HAWT
http://forum.skyscraperpage.com/showthread.php?p=5561768
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America. Fuck Yeah!
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions
Stuck buying flowers for Valentine's Day?
(Which reminds me, I need to get on booking restaurants now)
I enjoy the minimalism of this one ($50)

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nooooooooooooo
fight the power! We’ve killed the diamond cartel, now on to the Hallmark mafia!
The missus reports great success with them and they often have crazy cross-promotions with frequent flyer programs and such.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions
Do you know a local shop? They usually deliver, and it’s a better deal, at least if you trust them.
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If you are in SF, there is an excellent one on Divisadero near UCSF Mt. Zion. With a catchy name like Divisadero Flowers IIRC.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions
Hallmark is a Kansas City based firm
What you hat my family and friends?
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 25, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions
DONT DO IT
worst “holiday” fake bullshit crap
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions
And you can re-use the basket!!!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions
yes, feel free to buy them at any other time of the year. I buy my mother flowers at least 3 times a year so my duty to preserve online flower suppliers is complete.
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:07 AM PST up reply actions
Arfor Day?
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions
I’m sure they do
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions
then I’d be from Oklahoma
In all seriousness, I’ve never dated a woman who gave that much of a shit about Valentines Day. Probably a big part of my attraction to them.
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions
For better and for worse (11 years) our Valentine’s Day activities have tapered down to cards and maybe a flower from the garden yay. We had dinner in a restaurant like 5 years ago whoopee doo.
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Those are my favorite kinds of dates.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions
What about fucking DATES?
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Fruits can’t consent.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions
THE EYES ON THAT POTATO WERE TOTALLY SAYING YES
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions
Vegetable. Fair game.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions
The coma ward is gonna be so pissed.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I winced
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by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions
i find even the pitted variety are a little hard to get into.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
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oh god, make the imagery stop.
Cal: Bears with Books.
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whatever you think is happening is just a fig-ment of your imagination.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions
Orange you going to stop? She said stop.
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It was the apple of his eye.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions
Perhaps we need to squash this commentary altogether.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions
oh please lettuce continue? this is fun
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by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions
that is grape and you are a grapist.
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It was fantastic."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Did he pop its cherry?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
That comment was just the pits.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Are you saying my joke was plum terrible?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
fucking dates are awesome
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions
I’m gonna write all this down. can you wit a moment, I need to get more paper first.
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We don’t celebrate it and I couldn’t be happier. It’s a bullshit commercial made-up holiday that tries to guilt men into buying expensive shit they can’t afford; all in the name of “love.” Screw that! Bring on Steak and BJ Day!
"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906
I support this movement
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions
Better if it were a bear.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions
Is that girl suffocating you, Rishi?
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions
Okay, I was thinking either a person in a bear suit or an anamatronic walking/talking bear. This is actually really cute, but rather difficult to take on public transit.
Cal: Bears with Books.
Furries?
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions
What’s wrong w/proflowers?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
Oh wow
Article in WSJ today:
Meet the Marriage Killer: Nagging
It’s More Common Than Adultery and Potentially As Toxic, So Why Is It So Hard to Stop Nagging?
Nagging—the interaction in which one person repeatedly makes a request, the other person repeatedly ignores it and both become increasingly annoyed—is an issue every couple will grapple with at some point. While the word itself can provoke chuckles and eye-rolling, the dynamic can potentially be as dangerous to a marriage as adultery or bad finances. Experts say it is exactly the type of toxic communication that can eventually sink a relationship.
Why do we nag? “We have a perception that we won’t get what we want from the other person, so we feel we need to keep asking in order to get it,” says Scott Wetzler, a psychologist and vice chairman of the Department of Psychiatry and Behavioral Sciences at Montefiore Medical Center in New York. It is a vicious circle: The naggee tires of the badgering and starts to withhold, which makes the nagger nag more.
Personality contributes to the dynamic, Dr. Wetzler says. An extremely organized, obsessive or anxious person may not be able to refrain from giving reminders, especially if the partner is laid back and often does things at the last minute. Other people are naturally resistant—some might say lazy—and could bring out the nagger in anyone.
It is possible for husbands to nag, and wives to resent them for nagging. But women are more likely to nag, experts say, largely because they are conditioned to feel more responsible for managing home and family life. And they tend to be more sensitive to early signs of problems in a relationship. When women ask for something and don’t get a response, they are quicker to realize something is wrong. The problem is that by asking repeatedly, they make things worse.

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umm...
Mr. Mac Dougall, 58, says the nagging made his muscles tense, he would become silent and his eyes would glaze over in a “thousand-yard stare.”
If your nagging is causing someone “severe psychological distress”, something is ridiculously wrong.
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Granted
We overuse the phrase “Thousand-yard stare” in our everyday lexicon to refer to a disinterested look. It’s really silly.
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PTSD comes from many sources.
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by Rocksanddirt on Jan 25, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions
I’m not sure if you are being snarky, but PTSD can come from many different sources.
Cal: Bears with Books.
I agree. But then that would qualify as an actual abusive relationship.
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hard to say.
sometimes 20 years of a modestly annoying behavior adds up.
it’s not a clear cut situation, EVER.
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by Rocksanddirt on Jan 25, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions
relevant

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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
At least use the full image

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by Rishi on Jan 25, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I couldn’t find a good version of it. :-/
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
Especially when you don’t try very hard!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
I searched "wtf dog cupcake" and got this
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
awwww
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
real dog = cute
cupcake dogs = creepy
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
FYI, I’d only eat the cupcakes
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
Good. Teach Rishi this lesson.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
But, apparently you would fuck one.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
WHOA, WHUT?!
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
See below.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
Atoms:
I searched PTSD dog and it was the first hit but it was having problems loading for me so I said fuck it.
Rishi:
The dog?
English majors, engage!
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
Indians don’t all look alike!
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You obviously had dogfucking on the mind, or else you would never even think such a thing.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions
Or maybe I was just pointing out a humourous side to the ambiguity of your sentence?
Come on, don’t be such a BuckeyeBear
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That is a lot of u’s in humourous, do you have a license for that?
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--Thoroughbred
Or maybe I am jiu-jitsuing it back onto you because who wants to be attached to the notion of dogfucking?
Come on, don’t be such an atoms.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions
But that’s such a sad attempt at it! It’s only marginally better than “I know you are, but what am I?”
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ftfy
Looks at this dog-fucking love connection!
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions
No, it’s effectively better!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve eaten both cupcakes and dog.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
I searched PTSD dog and it was the first hit but it was having problems loading for me so I said fuck it.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
Ohio!
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
Dude, it’s already the afternoon.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
No, just the photo.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
how about yo couch?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
Never seen it before.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
i killed fitty men!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions
Is nagging a problem in your relationship? Here are some tips for both partners to help curb it.
•Calm down—both of you. Recognize the pattern you are in and talk about how to address it as a team. You will both need to change your behavior, and ground rules can help.
•Look at it from the other person’s perspective. ‘Honey, when you ignore me I feel that you don’t love me.’ ‘I feel that you don’t appreciate what I am already doing when you nag me.’
•If you are the nagger, realize you are asking for something. Use an ‘I’ not a ‘you’ statement. Say ‘I would really like you to pay the Visa bill on time,’ instead of ‘You never pay the bill on time.’
•Explain why your request is important to you. ‘I worry about our finances when you pay the bill late. We can’t afford to pay late fees.’
•Manage your expectations. Make sure you are asking for something that is realistic and appropriate. Does the light bulb need to be changed immediately?
•Set a timeframe. Ask when your partner can expect to finish the task. (‘Can you change the car oil this weekend?’) Let him tell you when it works best for him to do it.
•If you are the naggee, give a clear response to your partner’s request. Tell her honestly if you can do what she asks and when. Then follow through. Do what you say you will do.
•Consider alternative solutions. Maybe it’s worth it to hire a handyman, rather than harm your relationship with arguing.
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is that from the article?
I’d add a no-no to the list: don’t say “I told you so”. I think it is the natural follow-up to nagging, and pretty toxic. I am a recovering “I told you so”-er.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions
South Park

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by TwistNHook on Jan 25, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions 6 recs
hahaha
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions
And onto the comments!
Got not girlfriend
Got no wife
Got no nagging in my lifeYou got no women
Always eating ramen
jerking off your sem*n
This is my favourite, just because of how well his avatar goes with it:
no wife. no nagging. Best thing I ever did was ditch the wife. Drove me crazy. Marriage is very over rated. Lonely? No way. Too many single women and married women who are miserable.
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I think that for the first INFINTY thousand years of human existence women nagged men bc women had minimal power outside of the house and used nagging as am eans to try to get their husband, who had all the pwoer, to do what they wanted.
Now that the old ways are breaking down and now that women are able to accomplish many of the same things men are, I presume the disparity in nagging will decrease.
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Which is why I nag my wife almost every day! “Why haven’t you gapped the spark plugs and charged the fire extinguishers yet?!?!?!”
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions
This is an interesting book on marriage principles and symptoms of a successful or unsuccessful marriage.
Gottman, the director of the Gottman Institute, has found through studying hundreds of couples in his “love lab” that it only takes five minutes for him to predict—with 91 percent accuracy—which couples will eventually divorce. He shares the four not-so-obvious signs of a troubled relationship that he looks for, using sometimes amusing passages from his sessions with married couples.
Nagging is up there. There are always unsolvable issues in every marriage, the quesiton is how you deal with them. Hint: not by nagging.
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This same guy was covered in Malcolm Gladwell’s ‘Blink’, because of how quickly he can analyze a marriage. So I respect his ability to see issues arise commonly, but I think he’s a dick for just walking around going ‘fail, fail, fail, affair, fail, SUCCESS!, fail, fail’….
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Am I alone in not understanding the fascination many people here have with the Jumbaco?
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It’s pretty weirdly insidious. I have no explanation for this either.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions
It just is.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions
I think the whole Tosh/Washington thing represented enough of a shock to our collective psyche
that someone had to come up with something patently absurd to fixate on.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
I found the evil husky buying Oski meme to be very funny. This, I dont get.
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:08 AM PST up reply actions
Does that mean...
that we can hope Beetlejuice will eat Joe Starkey? Or at least shrink his head?
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who or what is “Rope Guy”. I must’ve missed that one as well.
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions
Guy who swings a rope on the Cal sideline.
Recruiting assistant Kevin Parker.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
ahh thank you. That makes sense
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions
We should develop a glossary page for all these references.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions
AndBears did I think. I was thinking of a permanent page that we could continually add to.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions
It’s actually Rope Coach. Tsk, tsk.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
We needed a laugh
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thanks for asking
I welcome most/all memes but I missed this one.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 9:08 AM PST up reply actions
You’re asking the same group of people that was obsessed with stegosaurus quarterback for a summer.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:08 AM PST up reply actions
but that was funny. This is… a hamburger stuck between 2 tacos. People in Pittsburgh have been doing variants on this for decades (substitute fries for tacos).
I just dont get it.
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah it was pretty good

I’ve always liked Jack in the Box and ate at the one on Telegraph almost weekly while I was at Cal. Maybe that’s part of the appeal?
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:15 AM PST up reply actions
Also: is there going to be another meme tournament this summer?
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions
I hope not
I love CGB memes.
The meme tournament took all the fun out of them.
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Yeah, it did seem to go on forever.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions
No.
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What if the stegosaurus was eating a Jumbaco?
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes!
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions
not real life. They were vegetarians
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 25, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions
(substitute fries for tacos)
How are fries and tacos remotely substitutes??
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Also the fries go on the inside of the bun, right?
Totes inappropriate comparison.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
You can’t substitute one of the major components!
by TheScientist019 on Jan 25, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions
You are not alone
I just keep thinking it’ll go away, but then that’s what I thought about “pringle,” “hatters got to hat,” and a bunch of other wierd things on this site…..
I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.
Scotch cocktail

Makes one drink
2 oz. blended scotch (your choice)
3/4 oz. fresh lemon juice
3/4 oz. ginger syrup
3/4 oz. honey
Splash of Laphroaig scotchDirections
1. Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker.
2. Pour into a rocks glass containing a single large block of ice. Drink.
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…trying very hard to reserve judgement. …
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It’s not my bag. I like it straight up or on the rocks. Mainly baiting turkey here.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions
Is this like the cocktails at the Rickhouse?
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions
Scotch-ka! Scotch-ka! Scotch-ka!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions
I'm not turkey...
but I’ll comment anyhow.
Using blended scotch as the primary alcohol may be a good call. The lemon juice/ginger syrup/honey make using a single malt pointless. I’m guessing that the splash of Laphroaig is intended only for the purpose of adding the smoky peaty notes.
I tasted plenty of blended scotches before discovering single malts. There is a definite difference between blended scotches. I think that it would matter which blended whisky one chooses to use.
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CGB Chaat Night update
Chaat Night was a success! Rishi, Kodiak and I all threw down last night and enjoyed some delicious pani puri and samosas. We all hung in there quite respectably in the face of the building spiciness.
My taste buds were delighted by the spicy and savory goodness. However, I will say that my digestive system did not take so kindly to it. I had yogurt, mint tea, and rolaids for breakfast.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
So
We’re done discussing the relative merits of Chaat, yes? The powers that be have come to a conclusion? All is right with the world of competitive chaat?
Cal: Bears with Books.
That’s rhetorical.
We’re never done discussing the relative merits of chaat.
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Wait till we get around to creating a Jumchaato! Or some sort of liquid Mexican equivalent, like horchaata
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions
It sounds kinda disgusting, tbh.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions
I’ve had the Afghan version. Really threw me off.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions
Yes. I actually make my own version of it too.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions
Yum, lassi is delicious. although I’ve only had the sweet variety, made by Kolwave’s mom. (Who is lovely, btw)
Cal: Bears with Books.
i make a spicy version!
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions
yes this… though i use russian yogurt.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions
I had a thought last night about a superhero named Hanu Man. I dont hav emuch more than that right now, tho.
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well
glad to know about the state of your intestinal tract.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions
Anytime.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions
We felt like winners last night but this morning I’m kinda feeling like I lost.
Sigh.
/middleage
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions
I slept okay, thankfully.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions
Curry Corner in Hayward? Yeah, I’m totally down.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
I was surprised that I could hang spice-wise with atoms and Rishi.
Slept just fine and had my normal breakfast of eggs, chicken, coffee this am.
Woo!
Old Toothwrangler
I don’t think the weight loss thing was actually a contest. ’Cuz that would mean he actually tried, right?
I’d call it a push on the spicy food.
I proactively took an antacid before bed just in case.
Old Toothwrangler
I proactively took an antacid before bed just in case.
Great so you beat me in intelligence as well. FML
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions
I seriously NEVER learn my lesson with chaat. sigh.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions
I asked the chaat lady to make it as spicy as possible.
It was tasty.
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Did you notice her pause and shake her head when I told her, “Yes, make mine spicy, too.”
Then, she gave a little nod when I ate it and didn’t die.
Kind of funny.
Old Toothwrangler
She probably figured I didn’t like Indian food because I’m never there with Mrs. Kod and the girls.
Old Toothwrangler
LOL.
Mrs. Kod was really excited to get the leftovers. She scarfed it down and said, “hey, this is spicier than I usually get. I like it!” A few minutes later, she was sweating profusely…Then she got the chills and started shaking.
She mumbled, “OMG…OMG…I’m spice weak sauce…OMG…” for the rest of night.
Old Toothwrangler
lolol at least it wasn’t like that for me.
Also, you eat chicken for breakfast?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions
Nah, you just like bragging “Hey, this isn’t even tickling my throat”
Then five seconds later, guzzling down mango lassi like Rishi at an open bar wedding.
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It was tasty! I rarely get to have one.
The beverage wasn’t necessary, but you didn’t stipulate whether that was part of it beforehand. I gave you the chance!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions
I didn’t need it either! You were free to order one if you so desired. It was tasty and worthwhile regardless.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions
Hard or soft boiled eggs + chicken breast + hummus + coffee.
It’s the breakfast of olds.
Old Toothwrangler
That’s a lot of breakfast.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions
Hmm, I like soft boiled eggs + biscuit + coffee. Chicken seems a little much, what kind of chicken is it?
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--Thoroughbred
Usually roasted in a cast-iron skillet.
My girls eat all the dark meat, I get the breasts.
As above, it’s a small portion. Just a few bites usually.
Old Toothwrangler
Kodiak is a breast man. Noted.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions
Poached eggs are fantastic. I am totally an eggs/breakfast food person, but I only hit upon the brilliance of poached eggs and benedicts in the past 5-6 years. I was totally missing out.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions
There’s a place in Santa Cruz makes awesome benedicts (name escapes me). Benedicts and poached eggs are my favorite breakfast. I’ve avoided them as of late because they’re heavy.
Zachary’s or Hoffman’s… Both make uber delish egg dishes
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You nailed it.
Hoffman’s it is. So good. Their artichoke benedict is awesome.
I love poached eggs and will make my own poor man’s version of benedict when I’m home; substituting salsa for hollandaise over toast or english muffin.
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- alpha1906
Awesome.
We like poached eggs as a treat on the weekend. Mrs. Kod likes them with just a drizzle of truffle oil.
I like mine with some sriracha.
Old Toothwrangler
Truffle salt, at the sec119 household.
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pretty good for rancheros!
Throw on top of a tortilla with some beans, salsa, cilantro, etc…
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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:34 AM PST up reply actions
damn it. make your own hollandaise! It’s not that tough!
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 26, 2012 12:40 AM PST up reply actions
This is me when I eat spicy food, so it's probably for the best I didn't go.

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 25, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions
I know! I tend to avoid spicy foods in public, and family parties are always an adventure.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 25, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions
That’s a lie, I totally eat spicy foods all the time, I just ask for more napkins and more water/milk/lassi. Can’t keep me from eating sorpotel! So tasty.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 25, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions
Are we all talking to ourselves now?
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions
Yes.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions
Kinda :)
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions
rec'd for good parenting!
Down with separate meals!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions
oh good, kodiak did go out with you guys!
by the federer express on Jan 25, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, he’s a gamer.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
Ask him!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
Yes. Already gave my ticket away.
Big difference between hobbling between parking lot and restaurant vs. a game-day experience.
Seriously bummed.
Old Toothwrangler
I could have hired you a cart or something! Sorry, man. We’ll do it again another time.
Could you hobble to Jupiter?
Cal: Bears with Books.
I appreciate it.
This deal with my feet/achilles/calf has me a bit spooked because it won’t get better.
If it was just a question of soreness, I’d push through, no worries.
But my PT and podiatrist are running out of answers. At this point, they recommend I try staying off of my feet completely over the weekend to see if it calms down.
It’s been more than a little frustrating, to put it mildly. I’ll get better, though. Just might take a little longer.
Like you said, another time.
Old Toothwrangler
But maybe he didn’t need the cain since we had chaat and not pizza?
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To be fair, nobody needs Herman Cain.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions
You’re suggesting he was Abel-bodied after all?
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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
And that's the joke


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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 9:52 AM PST reply actions
A startlingly uncool moment from a cool dude. I prefer him singing Al Green. Or Ce-Lo Green.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
I see you arguin' on tv, criticizing me and I'm like...
Forget you!
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Possibly meant to be humanizing?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
good grief I hope not
I think it’s humanizing only in the “oh, 85 year old grandpa makes the corniest jokes!” way. Which doesn’t seem to be how he rolls usually.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
doooooom
Ryan Gorcey @RGBearTerritory
SOURCE: Kenneth Walker has shored up his #Cal commitment … is “completely in.” #calgang
#calgang take me away
Too bad Tosh took the fax machine with him for LOI’s
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions
W0000000000000000000t
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions
You forgot the m
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what the heck is a W00000000m0000000000t?
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions
Sigh
The whole corporate manufactured and marketing sanctioned “jumbaco” thing is all wrong.
I posted before that back when I was a stupid kid with metabolism to spare and no need of concern over sodium intake or saturated fat levels, my friends and I (in a manic episode inspired by Homer Simpson and his insatiable appetite) had created the monstrosity now being sold as a “Jumbaco” with idiot kids bouncing around a discarded Fresh Prince video set.
We called it the “Jack in the Crack Meltdown” I’ll be the first to admit it isn’t nearly as catchy a name as a Jumbaco, but then again, I’m not a slick media type.
The bigger difference, however, was in the construction.
Putting a Jumbo Jack between two tacos? Lame.
The trick is to put one taco beneath the Jumbo Jack patty.
Try it. You’ll thank me.
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by SoCal Oski on Jan 25, 2012 10:12 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Break tacos in half and put them on the inside of the burger!
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 25, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
Instead of wrappers, use slices of Canadian bacon!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
NOM NOM NOM How about whalebaco?

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 10:13 AM PST reply actions
A very good idea. Does anyone know if the factory gives tours? I drive by every day and wonder.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions
They are totally missing out on a good marketing idea and potential revenue source!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
The costs it would take to run those, not to mention the licensing, wouldn’t be justified by the marginal revenue.
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Thanks for doing a quick analysis on that for us. How about an Its-It “factory store” at Fisherman’s Wharf?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
itsitacobaco Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions
I’m not sure what to call this… a “Heart Attack” perhaps?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
I think a block of french butter would be better though
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
I had an Its Its on Sunday during the game.
SF treat!
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doooooooooooooooooooooom
Shaq Thompson tells Scout he doesn’t intend to sign on signing day: http://recruiting.scout.com/2/1152093.html Says UW, Cal, UCLA all tied for lead
#calgang take me away
It is a terrible sign in that this fucking drama just won't end.
Also: Couldn’t he throw a non-conference school in there so I can at least think to myself “well, even if he doesn’t come to Cal we might still avoid playing him every year?”
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
I hate that I’m following recruiting now. It’s like following trade rumors in the pros. Ugh.
by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
He’s been looking at Sac State for eleventy billion years
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
haha, UCLA and not Oregon? He’s amazing at adding in a new wrinkle every time. I’m seriously impressed.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
This just in
@ItsShaqThompson
UW, UCLA, USC, Oregon, Cal, WSU, UA, Colorado, Utah all tied for first.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions
Hahahaha, poor OSU and ASU.
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It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Forever alone

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 10:21 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
that’s hella cute
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions
Nice. Are the noses gumballs?
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
how much money do i need to make in order to not get all of my my federal/state taxes back this year?
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
Are you a drug cartel?
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions
no
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
Are you Armenian mafia?
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
no, norwegian
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
Do you have family from here too:

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
that is where we are ancestrally seated
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
In 2009, I had negative income. Still had to pay.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
i’ve always received it all back….but now i have a real job
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
I was still a dependent, so my parents claimed some things. On my own form, though, I pretty much just had moving expenses. So, that came out to be negative income. And then, I had to pay taxes. But, I had to pay taxes every year between the age of 18 and when I started grad school.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
Hm. My college fund?
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
No, cause I spent it all on college.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
In a quick check, I couldn’t find my federal tax return, but did find my state tax return from that year. So, almost everything was 0. There was one line that was like, “if X, Y, and Z are less than #, put $93.” So whatever that $93 was, was my taxable income, I’m guessing. The line that was “income from federal tax return” was a negative number.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
I’m confused, can you post your SS#, place of birth, and mother’s maiden name? thanks.
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Sure. You’re a Nigerian prince, aren’t you?
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions
i’ve definitely made more than that and still got it all back though….
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
1040EZ, i’m guessing?
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions
Income only paid in coins, I’m guessing?
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions
deposits into a 401-g plan?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions
[smh]
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions
hatter
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions
Theoretically, if you earn more than the amount of the individual exemption you will owe some taxes. Not very much — the marginal rate at those lower income levels is around 10% — but some. Might you have had a captial loss or something to offset some additional income in years past?
If you signed up with HR/payroll to get your paycheck docked by more than your taxes, then yeah you’ll get your money back.
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--Thoroughbred
Yeah but then you’re essentially loaning the government the money at 0% interest until you file your taxes and get it back.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions
But it helps for budgeting and financial planning.
So, yes, withhold your taxes.
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also ensures you won’t incur underpayment penalties and/or have to file estimated payments the next year.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions
If you own a house and are paying a mortgage, for example, it’s not too hard to figure out what the impact of that would be and reduce your withholdings a little accordingly.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
fair warning
be careful with the mid-year wedding thing lest ye under-withhold for that year.
I imagine you have plenty of savings to avert disaster of this sort, but still.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions
You’re referring to the marriage penalty?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions
sorta... THIS IS NOT TAX ADVICE
the withholding tables are borked. They don’t necessarily correspond to what your actual tax liability will be, especially if you and your betrothed get any significant bonus or incentive pay.
Plus, presidents seem to monkey around with them each year to engineer stealthy tax “hikes” or “cuts”. So if you guys get married in June or July some year you might not change to “married” withholding right away, or at least consider keeping one person at single or calculate it carefully so you don’t withhold way too much or get stuck with wedding bills and a tax bill at the same time.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 6:02 PM PST up reply actions
w00t free tax advice FTW!
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NOOOOOOOOOOO
You need to call Loni Deutch or noted zombie attorney Steve Moskovitz for that!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions
That sucks. Can presidents unilaterally tinker with the tax code without Congress though? Either way, I’ll be careful about this. Thanks for the heads-up.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions
No, but the withholding tables are just in the regulations. They aren’t actually an imposition of tax. I don’t know if it requires formal regulatory action or just a bulletin or TAM or something Treasury can whip out on their own.
It’s a good idea to check every year to see what they’re doing.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions
my financial personality does well with things like this, though.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
Dooooom
We made ESPN CFB front page again

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 10:41 AM PST reply actions
That’s why there’s a Jumbaco craze!!!! People in California are worried about a Jumbaco shortage!
Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!
Jumbaco futures are going through the roof!
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
How many jumbacos on 1 jumbaco contract if I choose physical delivery?
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
I love how ESPN deliberately doesn’t mention the sex abuse scandal at Penn State any more. They even said they weren’t going to bring it up.
JOE PATERNO IS AWESOME AND EVERYTHING HE DID WAS AWESOME. SO WHAT IF HE LET A KNOWN PEDOPHILE MOLEST YOU, THERE WERE GAMES TO WIN. STOP YOUR WHINING.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
?
Legendary Penn State coach Joe Paterno, NCAA Division I’s all-time winningest coach, has died at the age of 85. He ended his historic career mired in scandal, leaving the question of his legacy unanswered
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On SportsCenter they said there’s no need to bring it up.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
When Gaddafi was reported dead, pretty sure they didn’t leave out the bad parts.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
(went extreme for a reason)
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
Is there a tipping point where “oh he was mostly good, so we’re gonna gloss over anything bad he did and strictly eulogize him”? Where’s that line? Or is it just that Paterno is considered a sports celebrity and ESPN has an inherent interest in hyping college football and generally ignoring scandal?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
Eh, that’s the way it is with celebrities and popular figures e.g. Polanski.
by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
Part of my problem is the hero-worship and the absolute-ness of Paterno’s “rule” was a large part in all this mess to begin with, imho.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
This is what I was thinking. They don’t have to continually honor him. He died, they reported on it. The story can end there.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah agreed. I forget sometimes that ESPN is an entertainment network, though, and not news at all. And clearly running on their own non-independent from the news agenda.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
Where’s that line?
Somewhere in between Paterno and Gaddafi. hth!
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
i’m withdrawing my objection to whatever ESPN did as I’m being intellectually dishonest by showing any outrage that they aren’t “reporting” something and then saying they are just entertainment and not news at all.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
Might be a stupid question
But what are those things on their belts? Some sort of Inspector Gadget toy?
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 25, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
SECRET JUMBACO COMPARTMENT
Before Tosh took them with him to UW.
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external bladder
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
Man, fuck ESPN. Foggy future my ass.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
Maybe they meant that the Bay Area is foggy
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions
I’m pretty sure that’s not what they meant.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions
Recruiting needs per Miller.
http://espn.go.com/blog/pac12/post/_/id/33607/pac-12-recruiting-needs-north-division-2
California
QB: Zach Maynard will be a senior, and it says something about the depth behind him that he never lost his job during his midseason swoon.
WR: Keenan Allen is back, but that’s it in terms of returning production and experience.
S: Three of the top four safeties from 2011 are gone.
Needs more OL
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions
recruitin needs bla bla bla
Every team needs to hit every position group each recruiting season, but there are always priorities. It’s not just positions where starters are lost or going to be seniors, it’s about addressing weaknesses where a true freshman might be a better answer than a returning player.
Up next is the North Division.
California
QB: Zach Maynard will be a senior, and it says something about the depth behind him that he never lost his job during his midseason swoon.
WR: Keenan Allen is back, but that’s it in terms of returning production and experience.
S: Three of the top four safeties from 2011 are gone.
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 10:43 AM PST reply actions
Yeah, we need OL
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
Facebook randomness

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Is that monkey wearing jean shorts?
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There are LITRULY dozens of them
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RECD
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lolol
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
a chimp raising livestock for the slaughter, what else is new
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
Related: watched Rise of the Planet of the Apes last night. Not too bad 3 out of 5 stars.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
My first thought as well!
I thought it was great….but needs more time of the movie dedicated to apes running around SF trashing stuff.
Also did you notice they ran down Twin Peaks to Downtown and then got on Golden Gate Bridge? Those apes have incredible stamina
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 25, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
I know…aren’t they great?
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by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
but needs more time of the movie dedicated to apes running around SF trashing stuff.
DING DING DING!
Also did you notice they ran down Twin Peaks to Downtown and then got on Golden Gate Bridge? Those apes have incredible stamina
Also, that one ape went from like San Bruno to Marin and back in one night!
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Also, that one ape went from like San Bruno to Marin and back in one night!
I think he took CalTrain and Golden Gate Transit.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
Is it bad that any time I see James Franco I think of his stoner character in Pineapple Express?
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 25, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
I think that character is just the real James Franco.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions
I thought the same thing while watching 127 hours or whatever it was called. Kept thinking to myself “WOW, good thing he’s stoned”
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by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions
…but did you laugh outright, outloud?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions
I saw it on an airplane, it was pretty decent airplane viewing.
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I saw Marley and Me on a plane too, what a tearjerker! I think half the plane had the sniffles at the end. The other half were feeling. In other words, cat owners.
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What the hell is “invert sugar”? Sugar that takes away sweetness?
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions
Ladyboy lovin’
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
Also, according to Facebook, Cal band is about to play at ixar!!!
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I heard they’re playing at Pixar too!
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
Proof via facebook

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I always loved this CollegeHumor pixar intro parody. Lamp = Murderer!!
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Good morning!
When people in your office tell you they are working from home today, don’t you smirk and nod knowingly, sure in the fact that they don’t intend to work at all, but do laundry, sleep in and generally take a day to themselves, while perhaps finishing one small task so that they can prove they were actually productive? Then how come the people in MY office don’t fucking understand this? HOW COME?
Anyhow, I am here now, sweet CGB family, ready to put my heart into the DBD.
How was your mid morning nap?
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So this. I actually try to schedule an hour of conference calls on WFH days just to illustrate the “see I’m working” point.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
When Ms. Atoms works from home she’s probably even more productive because she’s less distracted by coworkers.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
Just bothersome ones, I believe.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
Does she have smell co-workers or something?
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Ms. Atoms works in my lab!?
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
Yes, well...
That can be true, but generally it’s the exception. My project today that is leading me to work from home rather than in the lovely open plan office of doom is reviewing and approving Banker Bonuses! So I may get crabbier throughout the day as I come across truly egregious ones for people I dislike enormously.
Oooh, let me get my popcorn ready :)
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
IAWTC
I think it depends in part on how chatty/time-sucking your coworkers/boss can be.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions
And how hard working the person is.
Also, IAWTC?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions
They understand why you were working at home, they’re just trolling you.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Good, good.
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
Source
5 of the top 7 headlines on ESPN.com start with either source or sources. Do we need to report things before they happen all the time?
Note to future professors:
Don’t write something on the board in your lecture, and immediately:
- Stand in front of it,
or worse:
- Erase it.
Got it! Thanks.
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That sounds like a fun class
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Is it an art or a science? I can’t decide
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by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
Trolling Science
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I had an Enviromental Economics professor
Who would write chicken scratch on the board and would proceed to rub it all off with his belly.
But he was a HUGE Warriors fan, so it made it all OK
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 25, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
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Ugly Harp Dupree? Not too shabby….
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 25, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
Buddy Gumbo Rivers
Not bad.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
Ugly Tooth Allison. And there we go!
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Do I not know your real name?
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
Sleepy Killer Brown. Makes me seem more badass than I actually am, but coo.
Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!
This one’s awesome!
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 25, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
Fat Dog Smith
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
Nice.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
Skinny Eyes Jefferson? Can eyes be skinny?
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Not sure, if serious
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
It's a trap!
TwistNHook knows he can never get us to reveal our names, so he’s collecting little bits of that information, one letter at a time!
Screamin’ Baby Brown
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
I don’t have a middle name or initial :(
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
substitute a ‘click’
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
Cooking with Bill Belichick
I know it’s against the norm, but I love this guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=T4r2LBBceOg#!
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 25, 2012 11:17 AM PST reply actions
Dating Advice from Mike Leach
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxBsXzvENpo
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I am so incredibly happy that he is in our conference now.
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It was fantastic."
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Breaking News!
@darrenrovell
BREAKING: NFL will allow players to in-game tweet during Sunday’s Pro Bowl. There will be 1 designated area per sideline.
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 25, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
“Would you like to be seated in the tweeting or non-tweeting area?”
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hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle
this time I tink we go up the middle!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
Pappys or Jupiters for CGB Night on Sun? Thouguhts? Lets discuss
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Jack in the Box
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
Do they even have one in Berkeley?
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
think the one on telegraph’s technically in oakland…but yeah…there’s another one on san pablo + university as well.
Nope, lived in CA my whole life.
But my best friend growing up was from Wisconsin so that comes out occassionally. She thinks it’s hilarious.
Cal: Bears with Books.
I had a friend who used to make fun of Indian accents when sober. When he got drunk, he would occasionally get “stuck” in an Indian accent and was completely unable to speak in anything but. Seemed… karmic?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions
haha. yeah…i tend to lose my ability to speak in korean when drunk. kinda a problem when drinking in ktown or seoul.
was korean your first language at any point? one of my friends (a korean guy) grew up in South America.. first time he got drunk was when we found out, he started conversing completely in Spanish.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions
I want to try pappy’s, but we might habe better luck with Jupiters as long as we let them know we’re coming. We could have the whole top floor.
Cal: Bears with Books.
You can do that? My only complaint about Jupiter is the slow service. Gotta get there plenty early.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
I dunno if we can, but it’s worth a try. And hopefully if we tell them we’re bringing 30 people, they’ll be extra ready for our service.
Cal: Bears with Books.
Are we bringing 30 people? We have 45 people with tix, but I have no idea about numbers
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According to Kodiak’s comments in his fan post, 45 tickets are accounted for but not all have been paid for.
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- alpha1906
There are 3 tickets remaining, but that might go away soon.
Im talking about the pregame. We dont have an idea on te numbers for that. Who knows?
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Ragnarok, myself, and probably Ragscub will come to the pregame, but we have our own tickets, so we’re in addition to the 45.
… and this count should probably be done on the other fanpost.
Cal: Bears with Books.
Guys
I’ll be there, AND I have an extra ticket, already paid for.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
Extra seat for your aura?
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions
Also, what time?
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What time would you want pregame to start? I can call Jupiters and get an estimate.
also, did plans with the CAA fall through?
Cal: Bears with Books.
Since no one has a real answer for ’What time should our pregame party start?!" I offer these two points of reference.
Tip-off is 5:30pm.
CAA hoops party starts at 3pm.
If we start @ Jupiters at 3pm, we get 2 full hours of drinking and pizza (Ragscubs new fav word, btw), and then a buffer time of 30 minutes to go up the hill to Haas Pavilion. So, I’m thinking 3pm.
Cal: Bears with Books.
Ragscub loves the word “drinking”? PARENTS OF THE YEAR
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions
A baby that is extremely obviously not mine could help pick up women… similar to a puppy, right?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions
hmmm. that would be unfortunate.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions
Ramirez? Delcarmen?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions
yes. on both.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions
I havent Zed through this whole convo yet, so I dont know how it turned out, but check your email.
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You=sexy
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How about now?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions
Does Ragscub count?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions
I guess that depends on whether she’s had some pre-party wine.
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You don’t like black flies?
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions
Do I count?
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I responded to your email.
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............forever???????????????????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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I’m telling rags!
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
Hes also sexy
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The Fresno County coroner says the woman who fatally shot three family members before killing herself was extremely high on methamphetamine.
Coroner Dr. David Hadden says people with more than 300 nanograms per milliliter of the drug in their systems tend to be at risk for bizarre behavior. Toxicology reports show that 23-year-old Aide Mendez had more than eight times that — 2,500 nanograms per milliliter — when she went on the Jan. 15 shooting rampage.
Fresno police say Mendez killed her 3-year-old son and 17-month-old daughter, as well as her husband’s cousin, before turning the gun on herself. The husband also was shot and stabbed, but survived.
Police say Mendez took video of herself smoking meth hours before the killings.
Hadden says the high level in her system indicates frequent, long-term use.
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I saw meth and immediately thought it was Fresno. Looks like I was right.
by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions
Sad
On a related note, Drug Inc on NatGeo is a pretty good show
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 25, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
yep
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
recommended reading
Methland. It’s about Iowa, and riddled with gossipy junk about people living in a small town, but pretty interesting especially if you don’t know much about agriculture and related industries.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
Jose Canseco wants to be a DH:
Joe Stiglich of the Contra Costa Times conducted a phone interview with Canseco on Tuesday regarding his insistence via his Twitter feed that he’s going to get back into baseball this year. The interview included this explanation which is crazy, sad and gross all at once. Grosscraysad.
I’m trying my hardest and damndest. I can’t get anybody to give me a chance. I saw the movie “Moneyball”, and I was amazed at what Billy had to go through. I guess if you love something … that movie really got my juices flowing. I love baseball, people don’t know that about me. I miss it so much.
I don’t know where to start. Perhaps it is revealing that Canseco watched a movie based on a true story and felt that he was now intimately familiar with the trials and tribulations of Billy Beane. But I think it’s more revealing that the film “really got his juices flowing.” It makes sense that Canseco uses colloquialisms that he heard in old episodes of Married…With Children, because he’s been stuck in 1995 since probably about 1989.
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I heard that this morning and pringled.
by puresilence on Jan 25, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
This reminds me of when Chief Wiggum lost his job and tried to rob Homer with a handleless, triggerless gun.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
if
you can’t cut it with the Long Island Ducks, you probably can’t cut it in OAK any more Hoser.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
Marvin Jones/WR/Cal: Jones, 6-2, 198, was a reliable wideout all through his college career and today showed he has the skills to play at the next level. Jones ran crisp, precise routes which enabled him to get separation from defenders. He also displayed the ability to turn it on with a single step and beat defenders in the deep field. Jones caught everything thrown in his direction and has scouts believing he’ll be a solid fit as a third wide out in the NFL.
"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906
Late yesterday, the Entertainment Commission approved late night hours for the Jack-in-the-Box on Geary and 11th.
The Jumbaco chain had been operating for 24 hours for decades, until some violent incidents in late 2011 brought to light the fact that Jack-in-the-Box lacked the proper permits to stay open 24/7. When the chain applied for the licenses to be open between 2am and 6am, plenty of neighborhood outcry followed.
At the hearing yesterday, a compromise of sorts was reached: it can stay open until 4am, though Supervisor Eric Mar said he agreed with the neighbors and recommended the restaurant not operate after 2am either.
But the reason why it was determined to be OK? Despite the many drunken incidents? Because those greasy tacos and curly fries are providing an invaluable service to the party people of San Francisco.
From the SF Examiner:
… Entertainment Commissioner Audrey Joseph said Tuesday such food businesses are needed.
"It’s very important that we have food [available late at night]; it helps people not be as drunk," she said.
Well, there’s that. Richmond night owls can breathe a sigh of relief.
(Though it should be said: going home at 3:30am also helps you be less drunk.)
"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906
grammar police needed
from my fbook feed:
ATP World Tour
Whose (sic) pumped for Thursday’s Rafael Nadal vs. Roger Federer Australian Open showdown? Read about every match they have ever played: http://bit.ly/ghx2V5 Match starts 7.30pm Melbourne/8.30am GMT/3.30am ET
SIGH
by the federer express on Jan 25, 2012 12:37 PM PST reply actions
tsk tsk
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
Replay fail and late to the game. You need to step up your game, kid.
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
darn the comment box being at the bottom by default!
by the federer express on Jan 25, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions
Yoda says:
Racist, that is.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Jumbaco News!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Inner Richmond Jack-in-the-Box approved for late night hours, because it helps people be less drunk
Late yesterday, the Entertainment Commission approved late night hours for the Jack-in-the-Box on Geary and 11th.
The Jumbaco chain had been operating for 24 hours for decades, until some violent incidents in late 2011 brought to light the fact that Jack-in-the-Box lacked the proper permits to stay open 24/7. When the chain applied for the licenses to be open between 2am and 6am, plenty of neighborhood outcry followed.
At the hearing yesterday, a compromise of sorts was reached: it can stay open until 4am, though Supervisor Eric Mar said he agreed with the neighbors and recommended the restaurant not operate after 2am either.
But the reason why it was determined to be OK? Despite the many drunken incidents? Because those greasy tacos and curly fries are providing an invaluable service to the party people of San Francisco.
From the SF Examiner:
… Entertainment Commissioner Audrey Joseph said Tuesday such food businesses are needed.
"It’s very important that we have food [available late at night]; it helps people not be as drunk," she said.
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Wha? But, but, but..
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions
First you take a drunk
then you take two tacos, whaddaya get?
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions
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"Our sturdy golden troll"
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions
AKA: Cal's 2012 recruiting report
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions
oh no you didn’t
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions
Oh yes I did!
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions
More twitstalking...DOOOOOOOOOOOOm
Joe Davidson @sb_joedavidson
Shaq Thompson told by coach,mom,family:“Follow your heart,not other recruits or coaches.What fits YOU?” UCLA off radar before but not now
Cal coach Jeff Tedford & former coach Tosh Lupoi did NOT make home visit w Shaq together before;Tedford gets Shaq solo on Thurs to charm him
Less doom?
Jeff Tedford has known Shaq family 4 years;recruited Syd Thompson,4-yr starter at CB;Tedford & Shaq mom charm each other.That’s always key
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
Wait...
Cal coach Jeff Tedford & former coach Tosh Lupoi did NOT make home visit w Shaq together before
Doesn’t this contradict the narrative we’ve heard before? Shaq told ESPN, “[Lupoi] came in for a home visit last night and told me he was thinking about taking the UW job and wasn’t sure what he was going to do.”
And Jim McGill told KJR, "Lupoi was out with Tedford on an official visit to Shaq Thompson’s house and he stayed later. Tedford had to take off and at some point during the night, Thompson said that he … was asking him more questions about his [Tosh’s] future and he got him to break down a little and got him to say “I may be making a move to Washington, I don’t know yet.”
So, that means Tosh made the visit alone the night before he left? And Jim McGill was incorrect about the combo visit?
Maybe Tosh visited Shaq alone without Cal or Tedford’s permission. All the while, Sark was outside staring into the windows and clubbing baby seals
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How The Glock Became America's Weapon Of Choice
Today the Glock pistol has become the gun of choice for both criminals and law enforcement in the United States.
In his book Glock: The Rise of America’s Gun, Paul Barrett traces how the sleek, high-capacity Austrian weapon found its way into Hollywood films and rap lyrics, not to mention two-thirds of all U.S. police departments.
The Glock was created in 1982 by curtain-rod manufacturer Gaston Glock. Glock didn’t like the handguns available on the market and decided to manufacture a new gun from scratch. Before starting, he asked gun experts in his native Austria what could be done to improve a handgun for the modern era.
“They said, ‘A gun with much larger ammunition capacity, a gun that is much more durable and reliable … [and] the gun should be easy to fire [and] easy to learn how to use,’” Barrett tells Fresh Air’s Terry Gross. “He integrated all of those elements into the Glock, and that’s how he won his original contract with the Austrian army.”
The original Glock 17, the model adopted by the Austrian army, contained only 36 parts and could hold 17 bullets in its magazine. It didn’t have an external safety like other semiautomatic handguns. It also didn’t have a decocking mechanism. The result? A lightweight, interchangeable model that could be dropped, submerged and subjected to temperature extremes — and still accurately fire.
It’s a lot harder to find words that rhyme with Beretta, that’s for sure.
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ah, that poet, R Kelly
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Beretta
He walks up to the closet
He goes up to the closet
Now he’s at the closet
Damn he’s opening the closet…
by the federer express on Jan 25, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions
Kelly has described the entire “Trapped in the Closet” series as a “hip hopera”, and that “it’s now too long to be called a song.”1 When asked about the writing of the song, Kelly stated: “I don’t know how to explain how I wrote it. It just keeps rhyming and rhyming.” He has also stated that “Trapped in the Closet” seems to have taken on “a life, mind and body of its own”, and has called the series an “alien”.2
by the federer express on Jan 25, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
Glocks are for those that don't mind getting shot by AR-15's

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
Ahhhhhhhhh the good old days of recruiting
Successful recruit stalking
This week’s allegations against the Miami Hurricanes elicit flashbacks for Willhite, who remembers the temptations between right and wrong.
“The recruiting, oh my goodness,” said Willhite, a supervisor for International Paper who is married with three children in Elk Grove. “I got pounds of letters. Imagine getting 50-60 a day. Not a week, a day. The calls, the pressure. No normalcy. I wasn’t a kid anymore.”
A University of Oregon recruiter, desperate for Willhite’s letter-of-intent commitment, holed up in a Rancho Cordova hotel for months to keep tabs on him. A Washington recruiter did one better. He rented a house on Willhite’s street. Armed with National Player of the Year honors, Willhite wound up going to Eugene, Ore. The Washington recruiter was fired.
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 1:55 PM PST reply actions
Rancho Cordova!
(is a complete and utter shithole.)
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Comma news

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That’s silly but yes, I approve of the Oxford comma.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions
Vampire Weekend is so mad at you right now!
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by sec119 on Jan 25, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I don’t get it.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions
They should be happy that I answered their question.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
...

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t get what this has to do with grammar, a university, the undead, or the Sabbath.
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My desktop background

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
lol this was mine too on my mac.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions
Or DVD drives!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions
This is really weird. I have close to the exact same background as you.
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Are you guys from the same home town?
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions
You have a really tall monitor!
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a really tall, hawt monitor.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 26, 2012 12:41 AM PST up reply actions
nice
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions
beautiful
I remember the first time I saw one at Castle AFB and it was a lot smaller than I thought it would be.
Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"
Haters gonna hat
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The serial comma? Ya, it makes sense.
But couldn’t that also be interpreted to mean that eggs=toast and orange juice?
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Better:

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It was fantastic."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on Jan 25, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
this exactly
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions
Bravo
I must applaud Twist, for taking the extremely unnecessary (but funny!) step of actually going to Jack-in-the box and eating one of these silly thing. There are apparently no depths to which he will not sink to, all to entertain readers of this blog.
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Just dont ask me to do an encore!
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Has anyone ever asked you to do an encore?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions
……………….no
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I demand a remake with In n out and Mexican tacos
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions
Is it Mexican if it’s made by a Mexican in Oakland or does it have to be made in Mexico?
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Mexicans from the peninsula!
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions
z

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 2:45 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
In The Empire Strikes Back (2nd movie in the original Star Wars trilogy, released 1980), Darth Vader (bad guy) duels Luke Skywalker (good guy) and cuts off Luke’s hand with a lightsaber. A lightsaber is a sword except with a blade that’s like pure energy or something.
The captions insinuate that after cutting off Luke’s hand, Darth Vader uses the hand to masturbate.
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It’s okay. Since the lightsaber is pure energy, the wound cauterizes instantly, so there’s no bleeding.
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and to be fair, there’s no actual mention of masturbation in the movies…only incest.
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Only if you count french kissing as incest.
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The Empire Strikes Back is a truly fantastic film in its own right, Star Wars movie or not.
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
When you look back on it, Ep. 5 really is the only good movie in the entire series. 6 is close… but the first half of it ruins it.
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I really think there’s an unbad movie among Ep. 1, 2, and 3. Somewhere.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions
That’s the thing. 1, 2 and 3 (NO OXFORD COMMA FTW) could have been a great movie if certain aspects were combined. Of course, others would have to be cut.
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LIke the #^!^#! pod race? Or those utterly terrible senate debates? The whole convoluted, abstruse plot about the Separatists? The nonsensical retreat to Naboo, where Padme is the most 1% refugee in the history of the galaxy, complete with her own droid?
Ewan McGregor is awesome, and three movies of him flying around doing cool shit and fighting dudes with lightsabers would have been a pretty solid base to work from.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:56 PM PST up reply actions
Ewan McGregor + Ian McDiarmid were the only saving graces in the entire prequel trilogy.
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I thought Natalie Portman was fine, if totally wasted on those &$@(# GalacticC-Span soliloquies.
Liam Neeson was OK too but his character was cruddy, and Christopher Plummer was wasted. Samuel L. Jackson should have been handed an intergalactic shotgun instead of a lightsaber.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Samuel L. Jackson should have been handed an intergalactic shotgun instead of a lightsaber.
LOL
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions
I thought that was all pretty creepy, tbh. I get the whole “grow up and do the babysitter” thing but it was still weird in Ep. 2.
Also, Jake Lloyd sucked.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions
Really?
You don’t like the first one? I think Empire Strikes Back is better, but Star Wars is still great.
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Ep. 4 was great as the revolutionary, intro movie to the entire saga, but as a stand-alone movie, meh.
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No, hes right. If I had to order them, Id prolly put it like:
2
5
3
6
4
1
Thats not chronoligal order from when the moveis came out, but chrono in the series itself
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You’re saying the second prequel movie is the best Star Wars movie?
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No, wait, I think the 3rd prequel is the best one. I think I fucked it up.
Switch 2 and 3 in my life.
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#in my list
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…! are you trolling? you have two prequels in your top three … ?
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No. Am I not allowed to have my own personal preferences?
I dont much get into Star Wars. Im happy others do, but they werent necessarily for me. I really like movies 2 and 3. Lots of cool action sequences.
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It is just unusual and surprising to see two of the prequels in one’s top three.
And, in an idea I’ll save for later, it would also be great success if someone had posted a random list of numbers, which then generated many comments.
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most impressive
an awful lot of 2 is terrible Splendor in the Grass dialogue and kludgy “mystery” that isn’t really mystery.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:40 AM PST up reply actions
So wrong.
1. Empire (5)
2. New Hope (4)
3. Return of the Jedi (6)
4. Revenge of the Sith (3)
- – - end of good movies – - -
5/6. eh, whatever.
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I once thought as you do. However, #4 on your list (Revenge of the Sith) is not a good movie. It just seems that way because you had to endure the travesties that were Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones.
Revenge of the Sith’s primary flaw (imho) is that Ep.’s 1 and 2 did a poor job of setting it up. I stand by my earlier statement that the 2nd half of Ep. 3 is pretty good, but rushed.
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The last 20 minutes were mega-rushed. If you averaged the last 20 minutes of Ep. 3 with the last 20 minutes of LOTR’s Return of the King, you have a decently paced movie.
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hahaha
just not with the 14 different fade to black moments from LOTR!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:41 AM PST up reply actions
The Yoda fight scenes in #2 are so beyond epic they make that movie sublime.
Plus, the SHITTINESS of when Anakin goes evil is amazing! In that sad non-Jumbaco away
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I can’t say I buy the ’it’s so shitty it’s good!’ argument.
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What if I slash the prices?
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75% more less!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:42 AM PST up reply actions
it's interesting
I thought they were really fake-y CGI and really disliked that Yoda, all-powerful Jedi master that went on and on about how small things can move mountains, just turned into another dude with a laser sword. I wanted him and the Emperor to be blasting each other with mind rays and summoning space octopi and whatever other weird stuff, not just swordfighting.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:42 AM PST up reply actions
It made me love him10x more
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Haha this. Flipping somersault Yoda was BA
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by CruzinBears on Jan 26, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions
I agree with this – but Bears 916 might be right too, I’ve never re-watched Revenge.
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Yeah, I might have to rewatch it, but I do remember legitimately enjoying it in the theaters. It’s far from perfect, but I thought the montage of the Jedi betrayal was really well done.
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I think the frankenstein-y NOOOOOOOOO! scene would kill it for me no matter what. I dug the final fiery battle, but the dialogue was atrocious. “from my point of view, the Jedi are evil!” Really???? McGregor tried his damnedest to make that scene good.
re: final fiery battle
(losing all girl credibility) So, they’re Jedi and stuff and know powerful ways to fight and control objects with their minds, and the final battle comes down to who has the high ground?! Really? No other skill is really necessary except for I’m king of the mountain?
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I agree milady. Although swordfighting uphill is not a good way to extend one’s life, after all the jumping and flying and whatever building up to that it seemed silly. They had force-jumped straight up hundreds of feet at many different points by then.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:45 AM PST up reply actions
No, I still believe you are a girl.
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this
is what all the hipster kids say. I think it has to do with not seeing the star destroyer and corvette blast across the big screen to open the film. And the effect that had on us at our age.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:37 AM PST up reply actions
Parenting Advice
My daughter is 5 1/2 and loves all things super-heroey and adventurous. At what point do I show her the original Star Wars trilogy? If I wait too long she’ll realize it’s totally dated, but if I hit her with it too early she’ll be bored.
She’s seen some of the cartoon (which I think is quality) and carries a star wars lunch pail to school everyday.
See, I don’t think it will ever be dated.
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I don’t think so either, but I’m trying to put myself in my kid’s shoes. A kid who will never know that phones have cords and that TVs aren’t all flat panels.
Not sure. My daughter is also 5 1/2 and I’ve been waiting.
You go first and let me know.
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Holy ...
I had no idea thats what GRRMartin looked like. If he dies before he finishes the series I’ll kill him. Again.
win
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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:45 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah he's always like "Tyrion is totally me"
but I think we all know the truth.
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It was fantastic."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
This would mean giving George Lucas more money, something I’m not incredibly fond of doing. I also can’t stand his fiddling.
What about his violining?
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I say 7 or 8, old enough to care, but not be cynical. Off topic, but one of the things that I have enjoyed as a parent is sharing great movies I love with my kids (no it’s not Fellini retrospectives).
Has she watched Robin Hood w Errol Flynn? That led her (my daughter) to demand more Errol Flynn movies.
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and that was suppose to be … not ALL Fellini retrospectives. (sigh)
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Not yet, but thats a great one to add to her list.
Her current favorites in no particular order:
(1) Wizard of Oz
(2) Peter Pan (the live action musical)
(3) Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
My wife’s influece is (1) and (2). My influence is (3).
All goodies
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by CruzinBears on Jan 25, 2012 10:41 PM PST up reply actions
My daughters loved the Errol Flynn Robin Hood.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
yay!
On to Captain Blood! And then Sea Hawk!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:47 AM PST up reply actions
We got them a DVD pack with Robin Hood, the Sea Hawk, Scarlet Pimpernel, and one other… maybe Casaonova (panic!) for Christmas… but the pace of adopting new things is glacial, so they’re still working on repeated viewings of Robin Hood.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
There’s another good pack with Don Juan (fun! prob not so much for kids), Dawn Patrol (what a great and depressing film!), the one about dive bomber pilots in WWII which was really good (interesting contrast to Dawn Patrol as it’s very flag-wrapped and patriotic), and I think Private Lives of Elizabeth and Essex which I haven’t watched yet.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 7:57 AM PST up reply actions
We did a debut showing to my 7 & 9 year olds recently and they seemed to enjoy it. However, there was pushback about watching the Empire Strikes Back, which, if continued, will result in a removal of all light sources from their bedrooms until they get their heads straight.
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Sounds like my “do you want to be smart and have a Go Bears shirt like Daddy…or do you want a shirt like Mommy’s and never eat ice cream ever again?”
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Red sweatshirt of shame!
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 26, 2012 6:07 AM PST up reply actions
I think
anytime is fine, at least Ep. 4. If she’s already watching the Clone Wars cartoon or other cartoons with guns and explosions and stuff I’m sure it’s fine.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:46 AM PST up reply actions
That’s what I said, only way less concise.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions
...
The implication is that Darth Vader is taunting Luke by masturbating with Luke’s severed hand.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions
Why’s he got a computer monitor in front of him?
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That’s common in modern courtrooms. If there’s an exhibit or document that the witness is being asked about, counsel or the court can put it on the screen.
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Hmmmm
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
I want to like him, but this and his supermodel GFs makes it soo hard
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It looks like he’s only got a two-car garage though. Meh.
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it appears he only has a two-car garage. and then another two car garage next to it.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions
Pshhh, I have a family friend out in Palm Springs with a 12 car garage.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions
STILL TICKETS AVAILABLE FOR CGB NIGHT
Cal vs. furd bball this Sunday at 5:30pm.
Close to, but a few rows down from the original group of 45.
Our Cal ATO contact gave us 15 more.
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UC Merced...
http://laist.com/2012/01/25/7_of_10_worst_cities_for_job_hunting_in_california.php
Congratulations, California. Although you’ve been dubbed The Golden State, seven of your cities made the top ten list for the worst cities to seek employment. After clicking through the jobless “winners,” one thing is certain: Do not move to California’s Central Valley.
A recent study by U.S. News and World Report says seven of “The 10 Worst Cities for Finding a Job” are located here in California. “These cities have both high and sticky unemployment-jobless rates that are elevated and, given those high levels, have not fallen far over the last year,” according to the report. Six of the seven cities are located in the Central Valley, including Merced, Fresno, Modesto, Stockton, Visalia-Porterville and Bakersfield-Delano.
Let’s take a look at how all six Central Valley cities ranked, along with their November 2011 unemployment rate percentages.
#7: Bakersfield-Delano, CA; 13.4%
#5: Visalia-Porterville, CA; 15%
#4: Stockton, CA; 15.5%
#3: Modesto, CA; 15.5%
#2: Fresno, CA; 15.7%
#1: Merced, CA; 16.9%
Yeah, it’s not in a pretty state. I blame corn subsidies.
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Rice subsidies?
Unshorn lamb subsidies?
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions
Central Valley!
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions
crank out grads who decide to live near campus and look for jobs, perhaps? or do unemployment stats ignore recent grads/never have worked?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions
Merced as Berkeley in the Central Valley was a pipe dream, intended to be self-fulfilling but never materializing. Ther’es not much in Merced, afaik.
Relevant: (link)
Animal McMansion: Students Trade Dorm for Suburban Luxury
While students at other colleges cram into shoebox-size dorm rooms, Ms. Alarab, a management major, and Ms. Foster, who is studying applied math, come home from midterms to chill out under the stars in a curvaceous swimming pool and an adjoining Jacuzzi behind the rapidly depreciating McMansion that they have rented for a song.
Here in Merced, a city in the heart of the San Joaquin Valley and one of the country’s hardest hit by home foreclosures, the downturn in the real estate market has presented an unusual housing opportunity for thousands of college students. Facing a shortage of dorm space, they are moving into hundreds of luxurious homes in overbuilt planned communities.
Was this already linked once in the DBD? Can’t remember.
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Underrated movies
So I just went out to lunch, and while there I heard the song “The Mighty Quinn” playing and thought to myself, “You know, The Mighty Quinn is a really underrated movie.” What’s your favorite movie that gets no general love from society as a whole?
It's probably just because I grew up in the 90s and the X-Files blew my fragile little mind
but I will always have a slight man-crush on David Duchovny.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Twilight.
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There’s a city where it’s always nighttime. Daytime doesn’t exist and only one guy realizes it and tries to get to the bottom of it. Sort of a sci-fi noir thing.
Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!
There’s a city where it’s always nighttime.
lol, I thought you were kidding.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 25, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions
IMDB synopsis:
John’s life has become a nightmare. He is hunted by the police for a series of murders he knows nothing about, a woman who claims to be his wife is after him, and so is a mysterious “doctor”. [snip for spoilery detail] John decides to find out what is happening in his city; why is it always night? And why can nobody tell him a way to leave the city?
I was totally onboard, until the finaly fight scene (SPOILERS) when they duel using only their minds. Here, bad-guy, I squint at you!
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Definitely the lamest part about it, but it’s still a great underrated movie!
Brave as a troll with a heart rare and true!
I have more

I first saw this on a plane, on which I had several friends traveling, but none of us was sitting together. As we got off we were all raving about it! How can you really go wrong with Pierce Brosnan and Hill Harper as eye candy?
Name
Ok, I thought of one that was really, really good but got no attention: Brick, a Noir set in a High School

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
I saw the Breakfast Club for the first time a couple years ago and enjoyed it, except for the disturbing lack of breakfast eating in the movie! I like my literal movie titles damnit!!!!!!!!
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I apologize in advance
Starsky and Hutch! Big Daddy!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions
Starsky and Hutch was fine, I laughed, and that’s all you need from a comedy.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
how dare you
We really got an irrational amount of enjoyment out of that movie, and neither of us particularly liked the TV show it goofed on. I guess if you have Jason Bateman in a throwaway role as a straight man you have a pretty good cast together.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions
It really becomes more than just a bunch of goofballs in period costume.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:48 AM PST up reply actions
Which is hilarious!!!!! I love goofballs!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
by CruzinBears on Jan 26, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
Agreed
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They Live
John Carpenter directs Roddy Piper in the best performance of his career:
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass…. and I’m all out of bubble gum.
Plus it had an anti-consumerist, anti-conformist message and conspiracy way way before The Matrix and the like. Also has one of the greatest movie fight scenes of all time.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Stalking some of my higher-rated Netflix
-Ink (a good indie fantasy with Dark City vibes)
-Saved! (Juno meets Christian Fundies)
-Iron Giant (animation with heart that’s now shadowed by Pixar)
crap
I still haven’t seen Iron Giant and I want to.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions
Iron Giant is one of my all time favs. Don’t want to oversell it though.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 5:15 PM PST up reply actions
Hey, I just admitted to Big Daddy. You can’t oversell it!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions
McCully Culkin was pretty awesome in that movie.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
An entirely cromulent actress. The kind of person that should get more jobs than Katherine Heigl.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 27, 2012 5:45 AM PST up reply actions
Okay, seriously though
In the Mouth of Madness. Sam Neil goes to find a wayward horror writer only to discover him in a little town where all his horror stories are real. The story is as If Stephen King’s stories were true. A favorite of mine.

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z

McDonald’s now has its eye on the KFC customer, launching its new Chicken McBites in the U.S. on the same day that it announced record revenue of $27 billion for 2011.
The variation on popcorn chicken, featuring chicken breast and home-style seasoning, will complement the fast food giant’s existing poultry menu items such as the McNuggets and McChicken sandwiches.
The McBites will be available in 3-ounce snack, 5-ounce regular and 10-ounce sharable sizes through April 20.
The new offering is one of the many tactics McDonald’s is trying to stay ahead of what Chief Executive James A. Skinner called "significant headwinds" in the industry, including flat to slow growth, low consumer confidence and volatile commodity prices that are expected to rise as much as 5.5% in the U.S. this year.
Needs more tacos sandwiching them.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions
Hmm. By going smaller, you increase surface area to volume ratio, i.e., more coating and less meat.
/TWSS
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Guinness.
Are you all still in? Because there could be an extra pass if anyone wants to join. Also, it says to arrive 30 minutes early (eh) and donate $5 (to charity) for entry.
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what time does it start? and where exactly is it?
by the federer express on Jan 25, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions
by the federer express on Jan 25, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions
yes i’m in. and i’ll be there early.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions
So, that leaves RaptorApocalypso & Myself, and possibly Yes We Cannon who has real friends.
Cal: Bears with Books.
Rishi is going to Vegas in two days and desperately needs exercise AND sleep.
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
What happened to you, Rishi? You used to be cool.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 25, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions
He probably got engaged.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions
yes this
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions
Whoa.
I go to chaat on a bad leg ‘cuz I didn’t want to flake on Rishi and atoms.
And Rishi decides to Tosh everyone else on Guinness Night. Uncool.
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BOOOOOOO RISHI
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions
UUURRRNNNSSSSS
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions
This whole thing was Rishi’s idea.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions
In summary… boooo!
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions
I have never been more disappointed in anyone than I am in Rishi right now.
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Sleep is for closers ONLY.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions
leaving now see ya and YWC soon.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions
NBA team valuations
http://www.forbes.com/nba-valuations/
1. Lakers $900mm
2. Knicks $780
3. Bulls $600
4. Mavs $497
5. Celtics $482
8. Warriors $450
20. Clippers $320
23. Kings $300
30. Bucks $268
Blockbuster television deals and a new collective bargaining agreement have lifted the value of the average NBA team to a record $393 million, up 6.5% over last year.
No team has benefited more from the explosion in TV money than the Los Angeles Lakers, who have unseated the New York Knicks as the league’s most valuable franchise. The Lakers struck gold last year with a new 20-year television deal with Time Warner Cable worth an average of $200 million annually beginning with the 2012–13 season. The agreement drives the value of the Lakers up an NBA-high 40% to $900 million.
Time Warner will create two new regional sports channels to feature the Lakers, one in English and one in Spanish. The Lakers have by far the biggest TV audience of any NBA club, averaging 271,000 households on Fox Sports West last season, which was 73% higher than the next-most-watched team, the Chicago Bulls
Why are the Celtics worth less than the Mavs?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions
revel in the dooooooooooooom
bearterritory is having a get together on feb 2 at The Republic
http://www.facebook.com/events/217479338344764/
#calgang take me away
EFLI WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Football’s Kurt Warner and Hollywood’s Mark Wahlberg solidified their alliance with the Elite Football League of India with their recent purchase of ownership in India’s burgeoning professional American football league.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 4:31 PM PST reply actions
LINK
I just got the email, too.
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thanks i got overexcited and quoted before linking.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions
does anyone in india actually care about american football? like…put it on tv, and someone at the bar will recognize what it is?
some do… most everybody i know who is into any sport is into cricket or tennis (mostly cricket)… but with the way the national team is doing abroad, cricket enthusiasm is waning and another domestic league might be able to make some ground.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions
I thought the national team was like the world cup champoin?
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yes. but that was in ODI, and it was at home. The Indian national team has done horribly in the latest international test matches away from home. and they’ve done some horrible marketing moves that would send fiatlux into conniptions to boot.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions
Like what?
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for starters, not observing that test matches are not as exciting or the draw they used to be, overcharging for tickets AND scheduling them so that the matches started on mondays and ended on fridays. that’s a start.
one place also had a ranji trophy semifinal match down the street… and those things tend to have a lot more regional interest.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions
Ranji trophy?
Anyway, what about the IPL. Is that still around?
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Ranji trophy is the national test match series in India… each team draws from regional players only. (Rajastan won over Tamil Nadu this year, still haven’t figured out the rules, but the scores seem to be wonderfully high scoring)
IPL is still around, lots of movement within the league (Bangalore retained Chris Gayle at a HUGE amount, presumably, Kochi (Royrules’ team) folded) but the league is only a month or so long, and is in April.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions
How is my team doing?
PS SUCKS TO BE YOU ROYRULES!
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which was your team again?
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions
prolly Mumbai, potentially Pune.
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pune just had WHOLESALE REGIME CHANGE of sorts… new coach and mentor.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions
That’s my team! Were the changes for the better?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions
oh. dunno. the mentor they added was ganguly. not sure what kind of role that is, but ganguly is cool.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions
I like the idea of an official “mentor” for a sports team.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions
i guess he was retained and not sure if coach or player-coach. the article isn’t making sense to me.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 5:17 PM PST up reply actions
Bear in mind that you have two opposing forces at play here and arguably Indian cricket is in transition.
You have the younger fans, you and me, who believe that India should focus almost entirely on T20 and ODI. The India-Australia series just proves that test crickt isn’t that exciting and is shifting to become a relic of the past.
Then we have the older generation of fans. The ones who believe that India’s focus on T20 is why we’re playing so poorly in test matches, in spite of hiring a coach known for his test prowess.
I really am waiting for the September T20 World Cup, personally.
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
Based on nothing other than bias, I’m with the older fans (shocking!) Test cricket is the foundation of the game. All these newfangled ways to shorten the match are just giving in to television.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
this one would help Rishi in grad school. And possibly get some attention as a result…
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 26, 2012 12:44 AM PST up reply actions
Chris Paul forever changed L.A.
At around 1 o’clock on the afternoon of Dec. 8, 2011 Los Angeles Lakers general manager Mitch Kupchak thought he had a deal.
For the previous 10 days, he’d been actively involved in discussions with New Orleans Hornets general manager Dell Demps on a trade that would bring superstar point guard Chris Paul to Los Angeles.
The three-team deal would send Paul to the Lakers in exchange for the reigning NBA Sixth Man of the Year, Lamar Odom, Luis Scola, Kevin Martin, Goran Dragic and a 2012 first-round pick from the Houston Rockets, who would end up with the Lakers’ four-time All-Star forward Pau Gasol.
Morey
Demps
Olshey
Kupchak
The Lakers’ ownership was onboard. The Houston Rockets were onboard and excited to begin their rebuilding process after the retirement of center Yao Ming. The basketball people running the league-owned Hornets seemed to be equally eager to get the trade to the finish line.
At the same time the league’s 30 team owners were meeting in New York to formally vote on the new collective bargaining agreement, the Lakers, Rockets and Hornets were putting the finishing touches on a trade that would rock the NBA.
Within an hour of those final calls between the three teams, news of the trade would reach virtually every Twitter feed, email address and website that covers the league. The reaction to the deal was swift and dramatic.
Why did it have to be the Lakers? Wasn’t this one of the things the owners had staged their lockout to prevent? Another star forcing his way to another star-studded town. Another small-market team left to rebuild with whatever it could get in return.
None of that was the concern of Kupchak, Demps or Rockets GM Daryl Morey. But there was a problem. A big problem. NBA commissioner David Stern — serving as de facto owner of the Hornets — had a different idea of what was in the best interest of the New Orleans franchise.
In a move that will affect each of the franchises for years to come, Stern rejected the trade. Seven days later he signed off on a seperate trade that instead brought Paul to the Los Angeles Clippers.
Stern
Kupchak still finds it hard to talk about. He generally does things quietly, without disturbing anyone. He’s still not interested in commenting on the specifics of the trade.
Great tweet or the greatest tweet?

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Neither do I.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions
Somebody tweeted at Kim Kardashian
and requested that she help them find her son.
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OK.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions
What is the thought process thats like:
“MY SON IS MISSING!!! I bet Kim Kardashian knows how to solve this???”
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or, she’s teh one who kidnapped him
by the federer express on Jan 25, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions
Why would Kim Kardashian kidnap a chil?
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Also
Kim Kardashian would be done with the search in 72 days or fewer.
Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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So on point with the pop culture reference and grammar!
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 6:21 PM PST up reply actions
I try.
Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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/facepalm
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 9:44 PM PST up reply actions
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Video interview with a dude from PG&E explaining how the SAHPC and New Memorial will be energy efficient. Has a lot of 3D model and real life walk-throughs.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions
YAY I WILL ONLY BUY MY POWER FROM PG&E NOW
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions
And now Memorial's gonna blow up
because of substandard piping going underneath Gayley
"Our hearts shall sing and our voices ring for the dear old Blue and Gold!"
by Joe Bandsmen on Jan 25, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions
I loved the pipeline maps they sent out last year to residential customers. “Here is how close you are to a major pipeline, in case one blows up.”
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I thought those were the maps that could never be shown to anyone because they’re totally top secret and, oh by the way, we forget where the pipes are?
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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:49 AM PST up reply actions
Scots Begin Bid for Vote on Independence
This is a real thing, apparently.
Scotland’s first minister, Alex Salmond, took the first formal step on Wednesday towards an independence referendum that the government in Edinburgh hopes will secure a mandate from Scotland’s five million people to begin withdrawing from the United Kingdom within as little as three years.
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It is a real thing.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions
Its as real as Pamela Anderson’s chest
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I am coming out to whatever shit hole suburb you live in so as to hunt you down like a dog.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
I just moved to Bethesda
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It’s a terrible idea. Oh, not because they’d have to come up with a currency from scratch and take on a share of the UK’s national debt, but because it’s much much easier to irritate the English while Scotland is part of the UK.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Plus, they’d have to redo this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNu8XDBSn10
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besides
the English would lose the rich tradition of the epic poems of Ewen McTeagle.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 6:49 AM PST up reply actions
fiction can't live up to reality
Scotland already gave the world perhaps the worst poet ever to massacre the English language. Monty Python can’t compete with that.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
awesome
shall I assume that the name similarity is part of how they came up with Mr. McTeagle?
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by natteringnabob on Jan 26, 2012 7:58 AM PST up reply actions
It appears that Facebook is down
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it’s at least really really slow.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions
Twitter says its down.
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What’s facebook?
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A terrible condition afflicting millions of Americans

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions
LULZ
The erotic aisle at Home Depot (via the Twitters):

by Scootie on Jan 25, 2012 5:23 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
nice
nothing like convenient financing for all your SF Armory equipment needs!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions
Doh!
End of an era: Philippe’s raising price on 9-cent cup of coffee
Philippe’s is best known for its legendary French dip sandwiches. But for regulars, nothing speaks to the eatery’s historic L.A. feel than the 9-cent coffee on the menu. And the one extra cent of tax.
Since 1977, the legion of longtime customers at the Alameda Street restaurant had grown accustomed to putting a dime on the counter and getting a hot cup of coffee in return.
But on Wednesday, management posted a sign on the door that came as a surprise: Starting Feb. 2, the price of an eight-ounce brew is going up 400% — to 45 cents.
They say the price of coffee is such that the restaurant no longer can keep the price so low.
"It’s been a tradition," said Mark Massengill, whose family has run the restaurant for four generations. "We’ve always tried to provide a tremendous value in the food and coffee."
And, he said, coffee will become included in the price of a breakfast and, even after the hike, two quarters for a coffee is still a bargain.
Patrons didn’t balk at the new price. Many said they were surprised it has stayed low for so long. It’s just that not much at Philippe’s has changed over the decades. And when things do, the customers notice.
On Wednesday, Lewis and Felicia Ward sat across from each other with French dips, just as they have for years. Once a month, the couple — they declined to give their age, only saying they’ve been coming together for 40 years — take a bus and the Blue Line to come to Philippe’s from Seal Beach for a date or their anniversary. "It’s kind of outing," Felicia said with a smile.
I ate there a few times. the food’s not worth the long lines.
by the federer express on Jan 25, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions
It’s tradition to stop by before Dodger games for a French dip sando.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 5:38 PM PST up reply actions
I thought they were just late cause of the traffic, not because they were being fatties. I can support LA fans if they’re being fatties.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions
Why can’t it be both?
TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse
I <3 the fattie lifestyle. Traffic? Not so much.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions
Fans of all teams are late to all games. Unlike other students, the camera view overlooking home plate shows a lot of the parking lot, so that doesn’t really help things.
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Damn you, Obama!!!!
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 25, 2012 5:41 PM PST up reply actions
ughhhhhhhhhhh a furd?
Like W., another privileged political scion, Mitt supported the Vietnam War while avoiding it. At Stanford in ’65, freshman Mitt stayed in the bubble while others like David Harris, a resident adviser in Romney’s dorm, excoriated the escalation in Vietnam.
Mitt’s most serious commitment was to Ax-Com, or the Ax Committee. In the week before the football game between Stanford and University of California-Berkeley, Cal students would traditionally try to steal the ceremonial ax connected to the big bonfire.
Mitt spent four days and nights patrolling to protect the bonfire site and the ax. "When Mitt heard about a rally planned at Berkeley, he figured the ax heist might be discussed and decided to go undercover," the authors write. "Ditching his coat and tie, he dressed up like an antiwar protester in the hope of going unnoticed in the Berkeley crowd. … One classmate recalled that Romney had borrowed David Harris’s clothing, although Harris has no recollection. … Harris was protesting a war and saw himself on a mission to prevent the United States from disaster, and Romney was protecting an ax in a campus tradition."
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 25, 2012 6:29 PM PST reply actions
Furdies. Ew.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions
wow, hes worse than ever!
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Same
I was out on a donut run til 3AM, and today, I’ll have been in lab from 9AM to midnight :(
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 25, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions
There was a combo 30 Rock and SNL?
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even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse
oof, fucking chavs.
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It was fantastic."
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Redonkulous discovers text messaging.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 25, 2012 11:37 PM PST up reply actions

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