DBD 1.24.12 You now run your own bar; what do you do with it?
By some odd fortune, you now possess a bar. It's completely paid off and you have the capital to actually run it.
What kind of bar is it? Who do you want to attract? What's your unique selling point?
Note: It can't be called "Puzzles" and if you sell the bar, you'll get $5 in return.
I have two ways I can go with this. Since I've already discussed my idea of opening up a desi club in SF, I'll go the second route: It's a Cal alumni hangout.
Saturdays, it takes on the feel of a full sports bar, with the main tvs showing Cal games and the smaller tvs showing other games around the country. Patrons are encouraged to cheer loudly and be rowdy and for the big Cal football games, we invite one or two old yell leaders to get the people going. Oh, and unlike Pete's Tavern, we won't put other games on the big screens when there's a Cal game, no matter how much Notre Dame/Ohio State fans try to pay us.
On weeknights, it feels very much like Bears Lair. Games of beer pong in the patio and just general college-level merriment at night. It's open from 11 am as an oasis for any SF workers who want to skip out of work for an hour and just enjoy a beer. Don't worry, we have free mints so you don't go back to work smelling like alcohol.
Oh, and there's an open rooftop overlooking downtown SF. Because why not?
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The International Monetary Fund cut its forecast for the global economy as Europe slips into a recession and growth cools in China and India.
The world economy will expand 3.3 percent this year and 3.9 percent in 2013, compared with September forecasts of 4 percent and 4.5 percent, the IMF said. The euro area may enter a "mild recession" this year and contract 0.5 percent compared with a previous estimate of a 1.1 percent expansion. The U.S. outlook was held at 1.8 percent growth.
"The near-term outlook has noticeably deteriorated," the IMF said in an update of its World Economic Outlook report. "The global recovery is threatened by intensifying strains in the euro area and fragilities elsewhere."
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Maybe they should change the currency name from “euro” to “event horizon”.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 7:49 AM PST up reply actions
My bar: no vodka. Only rule I can think of right now.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 7:31 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Why not? You can still sleep on the floor.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 7:35 AM PST up reply actions
You mean pass out on the floor? Not if there isn’t vodka.
"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906
Couch is for tequila drinkers!
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:02 AM PST up reply actions
tequila drinkers don’t need the couch, they’ll be back at someone’s place closing the deal
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
closing the deal… with the toilet?
tequila always gives me hangovers, i haaaaate it
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I have never been hungover. Knock on wood.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:07 AM PST up reply actions
Nope :)
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:08 AM PST up reply actions
I’m all out of love, I’m so lost without you
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:10 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
whoa whoa…how about a drink first? preferably something with vodka
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
Then you’ll be sleeping on the floor with golden oso.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:12 AM PST up reply actions
rec’d for Air Supply
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
Must be genetic damage caused by living in Ohio.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
I love tequila. And vodka, and especially whiskey. And let’s not forget about beer.
"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906
ATOMSAREENOUGH KNOWS WHAT HE DID!
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NOT REALLY, HE KINDA DOESN’T
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
YOU NEED TO JUST APOLOGIZE AUTOMATICALLY NOW THAT YOU ARE GETTING MARRIED
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Yeah, but not to Twist!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
Atoms is so slow to learn
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It will probably be called “No Rishis”!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 7:50 AM PST up reply actions
But we can have one Rishi
Because the bar is called “No RISHIS” plural.
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by secret ASian man on Jan 24, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions
sorry
Rishi Liebowitz already visited.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
Wow, I did not realize this would be so controversial!
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 7:47 AM PST up reply actions
Vodka is a neutral spirit. By banning neutrality, you’re provoking war.
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By banning banality, you mean.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 7:52 AM PST up reply actions
You’re banning the OhioBear of the DBD!
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They’re banning the garlic of Ohio?
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Jan 24, 2012 7:56 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
HAHAHAHA rec’d
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:02 AM PST up reply actions
My bar: it will have many Scotches (and a few other whiskeys for the ignorant, I suppose), and some good wines by the glass. There will be pairing menus so patrons can match their beverages with the morsels. Women who wear red will be encouraged to remove the offending article of clothing.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Jan 24, 2012 7:48 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
mine
SOLD for $5! SF Liquor license sold for eleventy billion dollars!
Because money can be exchanged for goods and services!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 7:51 AM PST up reply actions
$5 proceeds include the sale of the liquor license and everything else associated with the bar.
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There’s gotta be a loophole somewhere…
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 7:53 AM PST up reply actions
IM A REBEL WHO PLAYS BY NOBODY’S RULES!
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NOT EVEN YOUR OWN!
TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
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I create rules just to break them!
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But do you break this rule of yours?
IM A REBEL WHO PLAYS BY NOBODY’S RULES!
TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
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Im a nobody
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Who are you?
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:14 AM PST up reply actions
Ive got it better than you
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But U Got it Bad
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:18 AM PST up reply actions
Sublease the bar and its license for eleventy billion dollars!
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Jan 24, 2012 7:54 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Take out an eleventy billion dollar loan and use the bar and license as collateral.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Jan 24, 2012 7:58 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Sue lender for usury and pocket eleventy billion dollar settlement.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Jan 24, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Sounds fair. Also, I represent myself.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Jan 24, 2012 8:29 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Special tax rate of 100% charged on all proceeds; no deductions available, even if you donate to the Mormon church.
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I <3 Mormons. So nice.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:37 AM PST up reply actions
Imma rec this whole string
CALumbus Bear is my kind of shyster!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
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He doesn’t seem very shy at all.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
No, I just dislike vodka. I’ve had “good” vodka, and still didn’t like it.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions
Oh, don’t worry. I do.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:05 AM PST up reply actions
Do you get your ’shine locally or is it imported from Kentucky?
"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906
I try to buy local, unless I’m buying tequila.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:11 AM PST up reply actions
The booze is much cheaper over the border…
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:42 AM PST up reply actions
SHHHHH just let people think HeyAlumniGo is coming up for a lunar new year celebration!
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions
Can you put live music at the bar?
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Yes, but only Nickelback and Creed.
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions
This isn’t Canada…
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions
barenaked ladies were the “surprise act” at a christmas party i went to, i couldn’t stop lol’ing when they were on stage
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We built a wall, we built a pyramid, math science history, unraveling the mysteries!
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:05 AM PST up reply actions
large explosion
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Jan 24, 2012 8:06 AM PST up reply actions
OMG THAT WAS SO DISAPPOINTING. Soooo disappointing.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
OK, then I’d do a space for music, comedy, and other artistic pursuits. The aclohol would be there, bc thats what draws people, but its be a open space for some of the best creativity out there right now
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I’ll be performing…with your spirit
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That doesn't even make any sense!
For everyone else:

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 24, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
man
I haven’t heard the new mass yet. I’m totes gonna screw the pooch on all those things, and I hate reading from the missal.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
The two churches I’ve been to have cheat sheets with just the changed text.
"I'll die before I surrender, Tim."
Yeah. Newman still has those in the pews.
by puresilence on Jan 24, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
nooooooooo
what if there’s HERESY in them!?!?!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
There’s a new mass? Whoa. Was there a Vatican III also?
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--Thoroughbred
Vatican 2.0
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There was also a David vs. Goliath rematch.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
They retranslated the prayers to be more in line with the original text.
TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
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Some translations for other languages were working off the English rather than the “original” Latin, so the Vatican wanted the English translation to be as close to the literal meaning of the text rather than transliterated. There’s a better way to phrase this.
There was hella drama about the translation being used, but so far people are running with it.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 24, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
Yup. No Vatican III yet. Maybe they’ll have the Council of Trent over again.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
They’ll have it in Texas?!?!
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They had it in Singapore when I was there on business last September.
by puresilence on Jan 24, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
Not “everything.” Saying “and with your spirit” instead of “and also with you” is half of it!
"I'll die before I surrender, Tim."
Hmmm. The Catholic mass in the UK is slightly different from ours, I never got quite used to it. After a few years I decided that I would just treat those around me to the American version, it would be edifying for them.
How thoughtful!
(Are you sure you hadn’t wandered into an Anglican high church service?)
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
fight the power!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 6:41 AM PST up reply actions
It’s not a new Mass – it’s a revised English translation of the Latin original.
The Latin “et cum spiritu tuo”, which was translated in 1970 as “and also with you”, is now more accurately translated as “and with your spirit”. Looking at other translations (which have not been revised):
Spanish: “y con tu espiritu”
French: “et avec ton esprit”
Yes, it takes some getting used to (there were many “and also with your spirit”s heard the first few weeks), I like that this translation is more accurate, more poetic, and makes its biblical roots more clear.
Is it wrong that the fourth word in the second paragraph made me laugh?
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brb nailing 95 theses to your door
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 6:43 AM PST up reply actions
If you’re having indulgence problems I feel bad for you son
I got 95 theses and transubstantiation is done
HIT ME
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by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 7:22 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Jokes on you! I don’t have doors. Just strings of beads!
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I agree with everything but the “more poetic”!
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 24, 2012 9:33 PM PST up reply actions
z

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
LOVE IT
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Y U HAT KING OF THE JEWS?
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
Technically, I crown of thorn him.
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My bar would have Cosmic Pong Night
I’m sick of perfectly good ping pong tables being used for beer pong! You know those bowling alleys that have Cosmic Bowling nights? Same idea here, except with pong. Sandy/beachlike floor, fog machines, very dark, neon glow-in-the-dark balls, the outside of each paddle would also be neon glow-in-the-dark as well as the white lines on each pong table. DJs would be spinning beats of course. I envision 4 or 6 pong tables as well as a dance floor and multiple bars (because waiting for a drink sucks).
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 24, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
Well hopefully the balls would stay out of the beer cups (NO BEER PONG!). But I was thinking the sand would be easier to find your balls and pick them up since they wouldn’t bounce away.
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 24, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
Another rule: ducktape a 40 to the non-playing hand.
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 24, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
True story: When I was a Senior in high school I got arrested at a party with 40s duct taped to both of my hands.
More fun facts: It was Friday the 13th and 13 high schoolers got arrested for MIPs and MICs
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 24, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
I thought this was going to be a heartwarming story
On Friday, in Lawton Station, in order to teach my children a lesson about leaving their bikes out all night in the lawn near the road, I put a note on the bikes basically saying “Please feel free to steal me, for my kids dont deserve them”
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
No More Résumés, Say Some Firms
Union Square Ventures recently posted an opening for an investment analyst.
Instead of asking for résumés, the New York venture-capital firm—which has invested in Twitter, Foursquare, Zynga and other technology companies—asked applicants to send links representing their “Web presence,” such as a Twitter account or Tumblr blog. Applicants also had to submit short videos demonstrating their interest in the position.
Union Square says its process nets better-quality candidates —especially for a venture-capital operation that invests heavily in the Internet and social-media—and the firm plans to use it going forward to fill analyst positions and other jobs.
Companies are increasingly relying on social networks such as LinkedIn, video profiles and online quizzes to gauge candidates’ suitability for a job. While most still request a résumé as part of the application package, some are bypassing the staid requirement altogether.
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Meh. Was bound to happen. The business card has been dead for years.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 8:37 AM PST up reply actions
Tell that to the stack of other people’s business cards on my desk. I probably get asked for mine a dozen times a week (I forget to carry them, so am inevitably apologizing for the lapse…).
When you get asked and don’t have cards, tell people about LinkedIn and to get with the 90’s.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t want to LInkIn with every vendor or advisor I meet! It’s for people I know already and would be happy to recommend.
how dare you
Those vendors and advisors need your contacts! All of them! Quickly, quickly…
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 6:43 AM PST up reply actions
How to Lower Your Workplace Stress .
Rather than burdening a team with distracting self-doubt and pity, try to help others, he advises. “In order to remain self-motivated, research has found that the innate psychological need for competence must be satisfied,” Mr. Baard says. “This drive pertains not only to the ability to do a job but to achieve something through it—to have impact, to contribute. A way an employee can expand opportunities to satisfy this need is to help her team succeed by encouraging others, even if her direct contributions are limited.”
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.Age, occupation and family circumstances, among other factors, can all play a part in how workers respond to different stressors. But experts say there are steps that can help you take control of your happiness at work this year.
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also
utter phrases occasionally that demonstrate your willingness to help. Like “Thank you sir, may I have another?” and “As you command, my liege!”
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 7:52 AM PST up reply actions
How to Play the Five Big 'What Ifs' of 2012 .
1 What if Europe gets worse?
2 What if U.S. housing finally improves?
3 What if the jobs recovery falters?
4 What if there’s another budget crisis?
5 What if China’s economy heats up?
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What if I slip in the shower —OH NO, I’D BE KILLED!!!
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 8:38 AM PST up reply actions
BRB booking trip to Eurozone
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--Thoroughbred
Already done.
Going for 4 weeks in April/May. Soooo excited.
by OaktownAggie on Jan 24, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
Orange Juice prices continue to rise!
Looks like you need something new to drink with your JUMBACO
NEW YORK—Orange-juice prices settled at a new high Monday, as anxiety over Brazilian imports and Florida weather shook the normally quiet futures market.
On Monday, the March contract reached $2.2695 a pound before pulling back to settle up 4.4% at $2.1995 on the ICE Futures U.S. exchange. It was the front-month contract’s highest settlement ever.
Last week, futures gained after the U.S. Food and Drug Administration said it was testing all frozen-concentrate orange-juice imports for a fungicide that isn’t approved for use on oranges in the U.S.
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Are we sure this isn’t being orchestrated by Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd?
Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!
by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 8:05 AM PST up reply actions
They only need one tip
Clip it in the back.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 7:42 AM PST up reply actions
I can never get my armholes right
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at least you're not a turtle
bad armholes would be fatal
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 24, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions
Do I have to stand like a douche too?
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 8:38 AM PST up reply actions
Dang nabbit! Fine then.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 8:43 AM PST up reply actions
Also, will pleated pants just go away forever?
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions
I like pleats on pants. My wardrobe is a mixture of pleated pants and flat front pants.
I feel like pleats are timeless, contribute significantly to the longevity of the suit and, at times, add more formality.
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I used to think like you and still have many pleated pants, but i’m just not feeling them any more.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions
Pleated pants in general, I can understand… but pleats on suit pants? I think they’re almost a necessity for some of the nicer suits.
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And I’m telling you, in ten years, we’ll look back on flat front pants and wonder why people thought that was okay for formal suits.
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We’ll see.
I personally feel the best approach is to have a mix of both in your wardrobe.
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I do not own pleated pants nor do I see myself owning pleated pants. They just do not look good on me.
"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906
Pleats are so ugly.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
Mmmmm, no we won’t.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
FINALLY
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
DBD 1.24.22 Pleated Pants, what’s their deal??
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Do you remember that time you posted a pic of a shoe with tassels on it, and considered getting it, and everyone was like “NOOOOO!!!!!”?
I feel that way about pleated suit pants too.
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Tassels I get. That was me looking to try something new.
But pleats… no way. I cannot see eye to eye with you guys on this.
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When you’re 40+, with a slight paunch, sure. But at this stage in your life, I don’t think you need the pleats. What do they add?
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They’re functional, especially if you wear suits regularly, they last longer, and they add a more formal aesthetic appeal.
Pleats come in and out of fashion. Flat fronts are “in fashion” now. They won’t be for too long.
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I’ve had flat fronts for well over 10 years now. Not a fad or trend for me.
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I've been wearing suits, 5 days a week, for 20 years
the only pleats are on my kilt
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 24, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
We are allowed to drive into the city from Maryland you know.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
You drive all teh way to NYC from Maryland? That seems very far.
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You seem like a good guy and all
but I’ll need proof you don’t wear pleats before I put my cred on the line
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by Honka Playboy on Jan 24, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions
What do you do? Are you a lawyer? Politician? Professional model?
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Pleats are only good on skirts.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
I like the Scots and all, but let’s not kid ourselves. Kilts are man skirts.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
I’m with Rishi on this one, a single pleat on suit pants is traditional, and does look good.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
Flat fronts have been “in fashion” for the last 15 years. Anyway, personal preference slap fight, yada yada yada, if pleats make you happy then who am I to judge.
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men’s fashion tends to cycle a lot slower than women’s fashion.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
I am 40+ with a slight paunch and I am here to tell you that pleats make you look fatter – either because you’re wearing the pants on your hips and the pleats aren’t falling correctly, or because they’re sitting on your gut so it’s exactly clear how big it is.
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Yes, all you Indian guys ARE tall.
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Can a good thing be racis?
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 24, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
I think so.
My middle school teacher had to explain to us how the “Smart Asian” stereotype can be harmful.
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My ethnic studies class taught me how the"All Asians know kungfu" stereotype can be harmful and deadly
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by ikoolykedat on Jan 24, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
YES PLEASE.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
CalBangGreat would be dancing. Just sayin’…
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions
Damn him! Always two steps ahead and cooler than me.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 9:12 AM PST up reply actions
When Stress Is Good for You
It’s Disparaged as Dangerous, but Healthy Levels of Stress Can Pump Up Both Mind and Body
How do you get the benefits—and avoid the harmful effects?
By learning to identify and manage individual reactions to stress, people can develop healthier outlooks as well as improve performance on cognitive tests, at work and in athletics, researchers and psychologists say.
The body has a standard reaction when it faces a task where performance really matters to goals or well-being: The sympathetic nervous system and the hypothalamus, pituitary and adrenal glands pump stress hormones, adrenaline and cortisol, into the bloodstream. Heartbeat and breathing speed up, and muscles tense.
What happens next is what divides healthy stress from harmful stress. People experiencing beneficial or “adaptive” stress feel pumped. The blood vessels dilate, increasing blood flow to help the brain, muscles and limbs meet a challenge, similar to the effects of aerobic exercise, according to research by Wendy Mendes, an associate professor in the department of psychiatry at the University of California, San Francisco, and others.

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Work stress can keep a person living.
See Paterno, Andy Rooney, and other elderly folks that pass away soon after retirement. Don’t ask me about Larry King—I think he and Murdoch are vampires or something
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
I agree with this. Something about having a purpose that keeps you going.
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Q+A with Softballas:
BERKELEY – What do not stepping on the chalk line, swinging the bat three times before stepping into the batter’s box and putting on the left cleat before the right have in common? They’re all superstitions that are commonplace in the sport of softball. CalBears.com caught up with the 2012 Golden Bears to find out about their pre-game rituals and superstitions.
Valerie Arioto –
I am not superstitious, but I do enjoy listening to music before the game! You have to get pumped up!
Cheyenne Cordes -
I do have pre-game rituals but they are constantly changing according to how my team and I do in each and every game.
Ashley Decker -
I always say a prayer before every game.
Frani Echavarria -
My first pre-game ritual is to set small goals I want to accomplish in the game that day. Second, I listen to my pre-game playlist which is normally nothing but R&B.
Arianna Erceg -
One game last year, Jolene [Henderson] and I decided to switch ribbons. Ever since then, before every game we make sure she has one of mine and I have hers.
Danielle Henderson -
I always tape my forearm, listen to my music and write my number in the on-deck circle.
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When I played baseball, I was superstitious. I would always talk to my bat before going up to hit, telling it how much I loved it. Plus, when I was 12, I watched The Smurphs out of boredom before leaving for the first game of the season. I went 5-5 that day so kept watching the Smurphs all season. Only made 2 outs on Saturday games while I was maybe .500-ish during the weekday games. So it must have worked.
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 8:08 AM PST up reply actions
Sorry, I stopped reading after:
I would always talk to my bat before going up to hit, telling it how much I loved it.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:11 AM PST up reply actions
because it says it all really
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 8:19 AM PST up reply actions
My roommates and I listened to REM Superman and It’s the End of the World As We Know it…while driving to intramurals softball games.
Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"
by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 24, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
Talked to your bat, huh?
Did there come a day when you said, “Fuck you, Jobu!”
Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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Yeah I thought the same :)
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions
super sick :(
working from home. anyone wanna deliver some of that asian soup from the dbd yesterday?
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No
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Let's be honest, those are two unrelated things
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You are learning to troll well, but if you rely on swearing, you'll never developed advanced skills
Utilizing (!) swearing for trolling purposes is cheap and easy.
Push yourself, boomtho. You’ve been here long enough to know the skills. I belive in you.
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is that the same as believing in him?!
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions
Or how you utilize your time!
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This is the no-nonsense tough love coaching he needs!
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Is now when I slap him on the face?
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Are you in Columbus? If so, I’d be happy to.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Jan 24, 2012 7:58 AM PST up reply actions
BRING ME SOME!
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:04 AM PST up reply actions
Your only sickness is mental, and soup does nothing for that.
Costs STILL assessed against Twist
by CALumbus Bear on Jan 24, 2012 8:06 AM PST up reply actions
What about Dr. Mrs. CALumbus Bear’s dumplings?
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:07 AM PST up reply actions
Those are earmarked for my belly
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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 24, 2012 8:12 AM PST up reply actions
Sounds like a pork belly project.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:13 AM PST up reply actions
Louisville is only 4 hours away :)
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by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 24, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
apparently the Baby Jesus hates consultants
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 8:09 AM PST up reply actions
but i wanted the baby cheeses :(

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by boomtho on Jan 24, 2012 8:10 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I lol’d
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 8:19 AM PST up reply actions
Sounds like the plot to a porno: Asian Delivery III: Sick Like Pho!
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 8:39 AM PST up reply actions
Nope
Looks like you’re going to have to figure out a way to pho yourself.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
Womens Crew coach gets promoted:
California women’s crew assistant coach Sarah Puddicombe was promoted to associate head coach as announced recently by head coach Dave O’Neill. Puddicombe will begin her fourth season as a member of the Golden Bear coaching staff in 2012, serving as an assistant coach and the recruiting coordinator the previous three seasons.
“Coach Puddicombe has done tremendous work within our program as both a coach and the coordinator of our recruiting efforts,” O’Neill said. “She has had an impact on every member of our team, and has proven to be talented in developing the women into successful student-athletes. She has taken on new responsibilities this year, and I appreciate everything she does.”
In 2010, Puddicombe was named the West Region Assistant Coach of the Year after helping the Bears achieve an undefeated regular season and a conference championship.
“I am thankful to Dave O’Neill for this opportunity to grow and develop my coaching career,” Puddicombe said. “I love my job and this team. I get to work with fantastic coaches and student athletes.”
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Marvin Jones to SEnior Bowl:
MOBILE, Ala. – Former Cal football wide receiver Marvin Jones has accepted an invitation to play in the 2012 Senior Bowl. Jones will join Golden Bear teammate offensive lineman Mitchell Schwartz to become the 31st and 32nd Cal players to play in the event (see complete list below). Linebacker Mychal Kendricks had earlier accepted an invitation for this year’s contest but will not be participating.
The 63rd version of the annual game that showcases college football’s top seniors is scheduled to be played at Ladd-Peebles Stadium in Mobile, Ala., on Saturday, Jan. 28 (3 p.m. CT/1 p.m. PT). NFL Network will televise the contest live and also beginning Monday, Jan. 23, will provide coverage of all practices leading up to the contest.
“It is a great honor to be in this game, representing not only myself, but the University of California,” Jones said. “To play amongst the best of the best in this year’s class while being coached by some of the best coaches in the league adds a great deal of excitement.”
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Ryan Anderson CRUSHING IT with Magic:
We caught up with former Cal star and Orlando Magic standout forward Ryan Anderson when he was in town last week for the Magic’s game against the Golden State Warriors. He ranks in the top-20 in the NBA in scoring this season, averaging 17.8 points per game. The starter is also averaging 7.8 rebounds per contest. Anderson, who played two seasons at Cal from 2006-07 to 2007-08, poured in a career-high 30 points at New York on Monday.
In his fourth year in the league, Anderson is having his finest season and is being considered for next month’s NBA All-Star Game in Orlando. You can write in Anderson on the NBA All-Star ballot by logging on to www.ryananderson33.com.
In our feature, he talks about his passion for Cal and how his experience in Berkeley has helped shape his NBA career.
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He was so passionate he left early. We could have been a Final Four team the next year if he’d stayed :-/
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
Sigh
As thrilling as the games turned out to be, the NFL’s championship weekend did produce one intense disappointment: The world won’t get to see any more of San Francisco’s bone-rattling defense.
Before we join the rest of the sports media in a two-week all-you-can-eat prediction buffet ahead of the upcoming Super Bowl between the New England Patriots and New York Giants, we’ve allowed ourselves a moment to look back. And after rewinding the film and watching it without any adrenaline to threaten our objectivity, it became pretty clear that during this year of epic passing, San Francisco played one of the greatest defensive games in playoff history.
By the time it was over, the 49ers defense had spent 58% of the game on the rainy field at Candlestick Park in San Francisco. With the 49ers offense sputtering badly (the team didn’t convert a single meaningful third down all game), they stayed on the field as the Giants ran 93 plays, the most it had run all season (the average is 69 per game).
That number also included a fatiguing 58 pass attempts, which is also a season high for the Giants and 44% more than you’d see in a typical game.
It’s going to take me a VERY, VERY long time to get over this one
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Im already over it
WE CALL THIS OAKLAND AS SEASON NOW!
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Welcome to Mannywood!!! *
- after his 50 game suspension
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--Thoroughbred
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions
Remember when we were all at MC Hammer bobblehead day, and Gio did a quick MC Hammer impersonation, and we all loved it? Then, the A’s scored 7 runs in the first inning, and we won! And we loved that, too.
Times have changed, CalBandGreat.
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The times they are becoming much different.
I understand why we can’t have Swisher or Giambi or Tejada or Damon or Hudson or Mulder or Zito (phew!), but bringing Manny in seems like a deliberate slap in the face to all A’s fans.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions
I know, I know.
/cue montage to sec119’s season ticket days
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Slow montage of cheering A’s fans in (nearly) full Coliseum with pitchers fist pumping after another victory, sluggers belting another one out of the park, all set to “I will remember you”?
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
Could be worse.
We could be AthleticsNation.
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Are we doing the time warp again?
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ME TOIO!
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Youve been here as long as boomtho
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That doesn’t make it any less disturbing.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
It’s just with the A’s that bothers me. It’s SOOOO confusing!!!!!
"I'll die before I surrender, Tim."
That’s because “as” is a word.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
I think you can overcome your burden
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Do you just root for teams with Green and Gold in their color scheme?
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To be fair, it is an awesome color scheme. Not as awesome as blue and gold, but still awesome.
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even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse
Leagues better than yellow and the purp
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good thing the lakers wear forum blue and gold.
by j.lee on Jan 24, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Twook, I'm from Portland
no local team. In the early 70’s, when I was learning to watch television, the A’s were fun (as were the Raiders). Colorful baseballs! Moustaches!
Even if Portland got a team, or if Seattle gets one before Portland does, I will still love the A’s and hate the Fucking Slegna and fucking fucker CJ Wilson
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 24, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions
1. What is your thought on the AN sitch?
2. How hard was it to learn to watch TV?
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It was a different time back then, TVs didn’t have remotes. Much harder to learn to watch.
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And those clunky dials made so much noise!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions
2. said I WAS learning. It's a journey not destination
1. the sbn site? Is there a problem? I go infrequently during the offseason because I’m not a stathead and do not like rosterbation.
I like the contributors I can remember, Nico and Dan, for instance, well enough. I will miss reading Leopold Bloom. I think a couple of the girls there have made passes at me
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 24, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions
Tiled printing is a method that computer programs use to enable users to print images larger than a standard page, recently popularized by a program called The Rasterbator. A tiled printing program overlays a grid on the printed image in which each cell (or tile) is the size of a printed page and then prints each tile. A person can then arrange the tiles to reconstruct the full image.
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Track and Fielder wins player of the week:
BERKELEY – In Cal’s opening meet of the season, Linda Oseso set a school record in the weight throw with a mark of 60-9.50 to win the competition at the Cherry & Silver Invitational in Albuquerque, N.M., making her this week’s California Muscle Milk Student-Ahlete of the Week.
Oseso, who claimed the event by nearly two feet over Kiah Hicks of Colorado State, had a previous best of 59-1.50 during her third-place finish at last winter’s MPSF Championships.
On Friday, she surpassed that distance twice, including a mark of 59-9.50 on her fifth try. Oseso’s record breaks the old school mark of 60-4.50 by Carrie Johnson in 2006.
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NinersNation talks injuries:
Heading into Sunday’s game against the New York Giants, Delanie Walker was the most notable recent injury issue, but other players were a bit banged up. Kyle Williams suffered a concussion in Week 16 but seemed generally good to go. I don’t think it impacted his performance, but apparently New York Giants players were prepared to figure out just how much it could impact Williams’ play.
According to reports out of New York, Giants players have apparently admitted to targeting Kyle Williams with hopes of knocking him out of the game. They knew he had suffered a concussion relatively recently and they wanted to use that information to their advantage in a must-win game. Sam Lam indicated he noticed Giants players taking swipes at Delanie Walker’s helmet. This follows Walker’s own comments heading into the game that he expected the Giants to come after him because of his jaw injury.
My immediate reaction was one of a disgust. While winning is a great thing, feeling the need to resort to attempts at injuring a player is about as low as it gets. And yet, in spite of that, I have to admit that I am not remotely surprised about this. I am surprised somebody admitted it, but I’m not surprised the Giants were making these attempts.
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SilverAndBlackPride talks Dennis Allen:
This process is really dragging out—not that that is a bad thing—it is just a little surprising. Once the Packers lost, it seemed likely that the coaching search would soon be over. Wrong!
Quick side story: Due to an amazingly brutal storm that produced a panic inducing two inches of snow I lost power for five days. I was cast into the dark ages with only the rudimentary text messaging system to connect me to the outside world.
In between hunting and foraging for nuts, berries and little overweight children I would check my messages and kept expecting to see news of a new coaching hire, and when none appeared, I assumed I must have just fallen out of the loop somehow.
Then when the gods bestowed power upon me once again I was shocked to see that they hadn’t hired a coach, but a front runner had appeared, and that is the above mentioned Mr. Allen. End of side story
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Dubs blow 20 point lead:
Mark Jackson
On Tonight’s Game:
“I believe what we witnessed – in this league you think it’s over and you begin to freestyle and adlib and all of a sudden you give a team hope and life. When we started that fourth quarter, we could’ve knocked them out and they would’ve been ready to play their bench guys and surrender, but we didn’t when we had the chance too. They fought back, give them credit. They battled, they got underneath our skin, and we didn’t respond individually or collectively.”
On The Grizzlies:
“They got underneath our skin and we no longer looked to be aggressive. More importantly, I’m not concerned about anything offensively, we gave up 39 fourth quarter points, we gave up 16 fast break points all of them in the 4th quarter. Those are glaring issues. We gave up ten second chance points in the fourth quarter. We allowed them to take over this basketball game.”
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GSOM has a redesign

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That looks nice, but I couldn’t tell you what they’re changing from.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
If you don’t notice the small arrow on top of the O, it looks like the ball is bouncing off the rim.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions
also
i was back in berkeley to recruit yesterday… it’s a very weird experience. i know scoots has been back to recruit, anyone else? people were sucking up to me as if i have any influence on anything…
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jobfair?
1) make list, have them sign up
2) mark hot ones
3) ???
4) BOOOOOOOOOOOM
"Our sturdy golden troll"
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 8:12 AM PST up reply actions
infosession
no hot ones, and it’ll even worse later this week… session for engineers…
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DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 8:15 AM PST up reply actions
More than not having crackers and cheese. What kind of cheese?
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
party platter, swiss, pepperjack, cheddar, some other ish. i didn’t eat though it’s for the recruits!
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Man, things have changed since the early 2000s.
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I know! I’ve grown at least an inch since then!
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions
No, early 2000s = puberty for me.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
IM SO OLD
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Oddly, when I was a recruit, I almost never ate the free food and only took water to drink.
That’s because when you’re being headhunted, you want to put your best food forward and have personal conversations with people at the firm, so you don’t want to be munching on a sandwich while they talk to you.
But when I recruited, I didn’t care. I just ate free food and drank diet coke.
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BEST FOOD FORWARD! I can support this.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
It worked, though!
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by ikoolykedat on Jan 24, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
you want to put your best food forward
too fancy for the cheese and crackers, huh? steaks and caviar only, amirite?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
decent quality bubbly? what am i recruiting for, my company or my pants?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
Do raptors wear pants?
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
ah crap. somehow this is gonna turn into “The Raptor Emperor’s New Clothes” isn’t it… which bottom line means, no pants.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
RACIS
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well done
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 24, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions
I've gone once
It was fun. Opportunities to pick up on finance chicks!
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Did you abandon your post mid recruiting session to recruit for another business?
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Werent you criticiizing joke critics yesterday?
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I didn’t rate your joke on a scale of 1-10. I merely pointed out the fact that you were late to the joke.
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Thank you. Also, your pleated pants look great on you.
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Timing may be implied, but you were remarking on quality of the joke first first. So your statement about “merely pointing out that Twist was late” was inaccurate.
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glad this wasn’t the proposal thread!
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions
Kings lose:
The final score is not indicative of how far apart this game really was. For all intents and purposes, this was yet another blowout loss on the road, as the Kings trailed between 15-20 points for most of the game, thanks to a 19-2 run by Portland over a 6 minute stretch in the 2nd quarter. The Kings never recovered.
Portland was led in scoring by Jamal Crawford, who had 26 points and 5 assists off the bench, but it was the intensity and effort of Gerald Wallace (20 points, 8 rebounds, 2 steals, 2 assists and a block) that carried the Blazers. LaMarcus Aldridge was quiet offensively, scoring just 13 points, but he also chipped in 16 rebounds and 5 assists.
For Sacramento, DeMarcus Cousins was the only starter who could get anything going offensively. He scored 18 points to go along with 13 boards and a couple assists. DeMarcus is going to be very sore tomorrow, as he was just clobbered repeatedly by Marcus Camby, Kurt Thomas and Craig Smith. He also turned his ankle at one point, but was able to get up and jog it off.
The rest of the Kings starters combined for just 29 points on 10-33 shooting. Donté Greene started in Marcus Thornton’s place and only shot 4-13 and could not guard Gerald Wallace at all. John Salmons’ shooting struggles aren’t over, as he missed all 4 of his shots, and the Blazers did a great job of containing Tyreke Evans, who was just 2-10.
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by TwistNHook on Jan 24, 2012 8:13 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Just had a brief chat with my adviser about lady boys. Yes, I’m productive; why do you ask?
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
BAN DIET COKE! Those ladyboys are giving me too much competition!
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:20 AM PST up reply actions
ruh roh
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 8:20 AM PST up reply actions
wut is ladyboy?
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 8:15 AM PST up reply actions
My understanding: the transvestites in SE Asia who are world-renowned for their beauty and…talents.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:21 AM PST up reply actions
why not ‘girlyboys’? if they are ladies, then how can they be boys? i is so confoozled
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Ah, read what FireStarkey posted below…
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:26 AM PST up reply actions
We’re in a bad economy and I don’t want to get fired for reading about ladyboy sex
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Will girlyman sex work?
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 8:28 AM PST up reply actions
Grope grope
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:28 AM PST up reply actions
*SPOILER*
Watch The Hangover 2.
Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"
by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 24, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions
We emailed someone whose gender was in question (only by us; I’m sure the individual is well aware).
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:19 AM PST up reply actions
Will their username be LadyBoyBear?
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 8:21 AM PST up reply actions
grrrrr-AH!
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:21 AM PST up reply actions
Or Chris?
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 8:33 AM PST up reply actions
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 8:21 AM PST up reply actions
Oh wow.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:26 AM PST up reply actions
Awesome, I was thinking about that a couple weeks ago and couldn't remember where it was from.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Recap for those who dont want to get fired?
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Still home sick so not afraid to click
here’s the intro:
Not sure how to begin this, but basically I had sex with a Thai prostitute.
Cal: Bears with Books.
Oh no! Someone needs to bring you some soup, too!
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
You’;ve just scarred your kid for life
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Depravity is a fundamental American right!
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This English guy who writes this blog is hilarious, he’s so full of self loathing and he writes incredibly detailed, descritive blog posts about how worthless he is and how he hasn’t had sex in 3 years. This one (which followed one where he admits he got a handjob from a 50 year old, fat Thai masseuse- that one is hysterical also) is where he admits to having sex with a prostitute then discovering she was a ladyboy.
It really is classic stuff…
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
SilverScreenandroll talks trends:
That was about as lousy of a week as I can recall for the Lakers. We knew the games would be tough to win given the opponents and the locations but we all thought the Lakers would at least put up a fight. There isn’t anything wrong with losing in Miami. There isn’t anything wrong with losing in Orlando on the second night of a back to back. What is wrong is getting completely blown out in both games and resembling a team that is closer to the Washington Wizards than a potential NBA champion at this point. The shooting completely went awry on the road trip through Florida. The Lakers then returned to friendly confines of Staples Center, found something of an offensive game, only to see their elite level defense completely abandon them. It seems almost impossible at this point for the Lakers to find success on both ends of the floor simultaneously as the leagues best consistently do. With these results, it should not come as a big surprise that this weeks trends are pointing in the wrong direction for the Lakers. The big question is how far have they fallen?
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FearTheFun talks loss to Oilers and big Burns injujry:
For perhaps the first time in his NHL career, Ales Hemsky was the windshield instead of the bug. While it didn’t appear that the oft-injured Oilers forward’s knee-on-knee collision with Sharks defenseman Brent Burns was intentional (although the officials deemed it as such), the end result was a painful one, both for Burns and potentially the Sharks’ prospects for the rest of the season.
Six minutes and thirty-seven seconds into the third period, with the Oilers nursing a 1-0 lead, Burns attempted a deke around Hemsky on the left wing boards but ended up the recipient of a knee-on-knee hit that left the big blueliner crumpled on the ice from where he would then struggle to make his way to the Sharks’ bench and finally the dressing room to end his night. Further information about the extent of Burns’ injury has yet to be revealed but, despite the Sharks’ depth on the back end, they can’t afford to lose Burns for an extended period. His 0.589 even strength scoring chance ratio and +70 EV scoring chance +/- both lead the team, in addition to the considerable value he adds with the man advantage.
Despite more than a few zone entries that were less than co
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Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 24, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions
I forgot there was a game last night. I guess I’m glad I missed it.
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by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 24, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
My bar would not serve any alcoholic beverages and would be called “MR.F.’S BAkeRy”
Instead of alcohol, I’d serve milk to go along with various pastries.
"I'll die before I surrender, Tim."
More important question is, would a certain LadyBoyNHook be kneading dough?
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 8:29 AM PST up reply actions
S/he'd almost certainly rather be tossing salads.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Preview from Mr. F's Bar

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by Rishi on Jan 24, 2012 8:38 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
DOOOM and shit
Doooooooooom
Meanwhile, California’s class continues to fall apart since the departure of Tosh Lupoi to Washington, with the Bears getting a disastrous re-commitment from athlete Damariay Drew (Livermore, Calif.), whom ESPN Recruiting’s Greg Biggins called “one of the fastest rising prospects in the region.” After narrowing his choices to Cal, Oregon and Washington, Drew committed to the Bears because he was chagrined over Lupoi’s departure.
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 8:31 AM PST reply actions
Wait, why is it a disastrous re-commitment?
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:37 AM PST up reply actions
Silly Redonk
The next paragraph is
Yes, we are being sarcastic. The doom and gloom predicted by the departure of Lupoi, the Bears ace recruiter, has yet to become tethered to any actual reason for doom and gloom. Oh, and Drew picked Cal over, er, Washington.
damn you WolverBear, damn you
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 8:39 AM PST up reply actions
Yes, we are being sarcastic. The doom and gloom predicted by the departure of Lupoi, the Bears ace recruiter, has yet to become tethered to any actual reason for doom and gloom. Oh, and Drew picked Cal over, er, Washington.
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 8:38 AM PST up reply actions
Oh, ok. Guess I could have clicked…
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:39 AM PST up reply actions
NO, I’M BUSY READING ABOUT MY COMPETITION!
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:39 AM PST up reply actions
Still, Cal fans, who knows what disasters might befall you if you again entertain thoughts of a top-15 recruiting class?
You had me at hello.
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H never said hello
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No, you were
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DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
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lolololololol i love you
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 24, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
Sweet idea
I have a runkeeper app, and I will use it to see how fast I snowboard this weekend.
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My bar...
would have tables named after CGB memes. They would be lots of booze. I would hire Marco away from Fuse to be my lead bartender and ban Rishi and Flaming Dr. Peppers. No red clothing allowed in the bar. Each corner of the place would be themed specifically to CGB like “Scotch Central” with dueling Islay and Speyside counters and “When Erotica Goes Horribly Wrong” with couches with a view of an apartment building across the street.
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Speaking of which...
Weren’t you going to post some writing samples today?
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions
Cans of pringles at every table, “The Play” on repeat on the TVs and the mens room would have a glory hole a la Dwinelle?
"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906
Love the pringles
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
Beware of what you ask for my dear…
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions
"When Erotica Goes Horribly Wrong"
For short, the Ohio Room?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions
excellent
"When Erotica Goes Horribly Wrong" with couches with a view of an apartment building across the street.
Cal: Bears with Books.
When Erotica Goes Horribly Wrong
I call this “AndBears Night Out”
Scene: AndBears and four of her friends are out on the town, bachelorette style. Having found a suitable spot to people watch, the group settles in and soon notices a vignette unfolding across the street. Cackles of anticipation are made as a young, attractive couple holding hands enters the building. “I wonder if they are going to get it on” giggles one of the girls. A light is turned on upstairs…
5 sets of eyes are pressed to the window glass, their breathing shallow as two figures walk in front of the plate glass window. Dissapointed groans emanate from the group when they realize the attractive couple is not on display, instead its two sixty somethings slowly disrobing in full view. Unable to tear their eyes from the horror on display, the girls see the woman take off her bra and note that she has lost the fight with age and gravity as her breasts drop towards the floor like metal drawn to a magnet.
Not to be outdone, the woman’s aged partner lets his trousers drop and the girls all gave slight gasps of horror for although his swollen belly covers his most intimate male part, his scrotum hangs low like an uncut bulldog. Without taking his eyes off her, the man picks up a broom while she grabs a dustpan and the pair begin to clean…
When Erotica Goes Horribly Wrong
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
well played, fire starkey.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
you see? ITS NOT SAFE TO WATCH PEOPLE! THIS COULD HAPPEN!
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
Product recommendation from the vault of Rishi

Picked this up at Ranch 99…. and it’s as amazing as you’d imagine. It seriously tastes like the peanut butter in the Reese’s Cup.
Nutritionally, it’s obviously not as healthy as the peanut butter that requires stiring (and literally has two ingredients – peanuts and salt), but it’s comparable to a jar of JIF or Skippy’s.
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Picked this up at Ranch 99
what an unconventional offering from them
Looks NOM, tho!
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
Peter Pan PB is better than Jif or Skippy. Haven’t tried Reeses though.
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by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 24, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
This is probably my favourite of the “unhealthy” peanut butters.
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“unhealthy”? Oh you mean non-organic ones that you don’t have to mix before eating :)
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by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 24, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
Exactly.
That’s what I use to make my peanut butter sandwiches, but for casual eating (and for use with celery), I use the no-stir variety.
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The Berkeley Bowl one doesn’t require mixing … don’t think it’s organic though.
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Organic in this scenario is just another label. It doesn’t really affect the health benefits of the peaunt butter.
But natural peanut butter should not have any added sugars or oils. That’s much healthier than those with added sugar, oil, etc.
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or
some of that shite in Jif and those. Partially hydrogenated oils! And sweet, healthy sugar.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
Exactly
And if you want an in-between alternative, the Smart Balance peanut butter is fantastic. No hydrogenated oils and they add flaxseed oils to give you some Omega 3s!
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PB is a good example of a food where it’s worth reading the label before picking one. Choosy mothers only choose Jif if they don’t read the label first.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
organic peanut butter should also not be emulsified.
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by ikoolykedat on Jan 24, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
an emulsifying agent can be added to prevent oils from separating
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Typical
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
Yes—especially if you’re looking for natural PB.
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by ikoolykedat on Jan 24, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
Although, if it’s super fresh, it hasn’t had time to separate.
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Very true..if you get fresh ground peanut butter, it would not be separate. Most of the jarred ones would be, though
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by ikoolykedat on Jan 24, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
I knew someone who unknowingly poured out the oil in a jar of Adams. It was probably the driest peanut butter ever made in the history of mankind.
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The missus did this several times. You’d be surprised how much the peanut sludge left resembles concrete after a while.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions
Does it have the same texture as the peanutbutter in a Reese's Cup?
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
I just ate some of my coworker's Reese's cup to test this out
It’s a similar texture, but the peanut butter in the Reese’s Cup is a little dryer. The taste is very similar, but the jarred peanut buter is a little more… moist?
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Research!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
I was thinking it would have to be
if you want to be a real nerd you could compare the ingredients.
Also, I think Reese’s filling has corn in it, doesn’t it? And not just HFCS. Maybe I’m thinking of Butterfingers.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
Okay, just grabbed her Reese's Cup again (not a euphamism)
Different set of oils (they’re partially hydrogenated in the Reese’s cup; hydrogenated in the jar), and the cups also have PGBR, TBHQ, and Emulsifier (wtf are these things?)
The jarred peanut butter adds monoglycerides, molasses, and cornstarch.
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Emulsifiers would keep the peanut oil and proteins mixed together. I’ll assume without it, you’d start getting oils leaking out of the cup—especially if it’s sitting for a while.
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by ikoolykedat on Jan 24, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions
Maybe when they’re putting the pb into the chocolate cup or something it tends to separate?
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
It uses hydrogenated oil, which is solid.
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mmmmm
delicious crisco!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
Not as solid. It’ll depend on degree of hydrogenation. That’s why your mom told you to study hard, you don’t want a partial degree of hydrogenation.
/I’ll show myself out
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I enjoyed the great Will Smith film Six Degrees of Hydrogenation!
/follows you through the doorway
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions
Pig Guts Brown Rancidness
Totes Barf High Quotient
Emulsifier is something that makes things mix together… like mustard in salad dressing to help the oil and vinegar/lemon juice mix.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
I’m surprised there’s molasses in the peanut butter, maybe they used to use HFCS and stopped.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
Some? Like, you took a bite and gave it back?
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 24, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
I dunno man, I love me some Reese's
but only with the understanding that the texture of the peanut butter the weak link in the whole production and is being carried by the flavor of chocolate and PB. If he texture is similar than I’d just as soon have Skippy or whatever.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Also: Some? Eww.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Truly the whole is greater than its parts. And that is proven with the “Big Cup”. Totally meh.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
The Big Cup, similar to the giant M&M, has the proportions all wrong. Why do people insist on messing with perfection?
I haven’t had a giant M&M, but I can’t believe it’s anything other than meh.
As for why, marketing! Consumers want choice! Then they can buy all of the flavor/variety/type they want, and leave the shelves empty of that and full of Big Cups (no, this didn’t happen in Yosemite last fall).
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 6:46 AM PST up reply actions
The texture of the jarred Reese’s peanut butter is similar to any Skippy or Jif.
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
oic
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
story time, internet friends
Last week, evening walk around campus. Stopped at the base of the Campanile. Boyfriend* asked, which planet in the sky over San Francisco? Pulled up Google Sky Map and said Venus. Turned around to find him kneeling with something sparkly**.
by kolwave on Jan 24, 2012 9:00 AM PST reply actions 16 recs
huzzah!
Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!
by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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by Rishi on Jan 24, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
its a girl, different rules apply
Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!
by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions
but of course Rishi would say this
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions
Felicitations!
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions
congrats!
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions
how am i the only one who rec'd this?
has atoms’ engagement desensitized people??
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nicely done by the now-fiance! congratulations!
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions
Congrats!
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by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 24, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
Congratulations!
Not to be creepy, but there’s a slight possibility I might have been walking by… are you Asian?
Nice!
Congrats to you, and welcome to the club :)
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions
coda
thanks everyone! and congrats atoms!
* boyfriend was actually fiancé already, due to prior proposal with a (according to him) placeholder ring. rather confused due to multiple indirect and then direct proposals.
** after previous conversations where we bashed diamonds – conflict issue, DeBeers marketing – he then got me one. so the beautiful Campanile memory will probably have a coda.
nah, returning the ring and getting one I like, would be too easy. this issue, and all subsequent issues, must be debated and decided by committee (the more family members and astrologers the better).
so, boomtho, I have no idea when the wedding(s) will happen. I expect that fiancé and others will argue it out and then let me know.
nooooooooooooooooooo
The cartel has claimed another victim!
Congrats! Don’t let the family negotiations bring you down as you go forward either!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
If only you were present for the discussion on Kashmir sapphires!
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I skimmed that, and picked out a sapphire (not Kashmir though). However, both families are tremendously anti-sapphire for astrological reasons, and I haven’t decided how hard to fight. /old, tired, mellow, peace-loving.
He’s Indian too, eh?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
Oh yeah, thanks btw :)
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
This was actually and hilariously flagged.
BUT BY WHO???
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Its admitted in the thread
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Exactly, that. Or at least, that’s how I read it.
"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."
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Seems a bit too particular for the DBD
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Now, I know you’re trolling.
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"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."
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First, I think my comment about the forced donation was right yesterday.
Two, if I used incorrect grammar in my post in this subthread, I did so without knowledge it was incorrect.
c) I’m a very genuine man.
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First, I think my comment about the forced donation was right yesterday.
That was a comment? Could have fooled me (apparently, it did; I thought it was a question).
Two, if I used incorrect grammar in my post in this subthread, I did so without knowledge it was incorrect.
Okay, I can accept that. The rules of usage with regard to who and whom tend to be complex and confusing. Although, I tend to err on the side of assuming that Cal grads are less likely to make those kind of errors as opposed to grads of other schools.
c) I’m a very genuine man.
Is this another wedding night joke?
"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
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It was a quemment!
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who are you referring to?
I tend to err on the side of assuming that Cal grads are less likely to make those kind of errors as opposed to grads of other schools.
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 24, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions
Congratulations, indeed
May you and your fiance have a long, healthy, and happy life together!
"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."
-- Andrew Latham Smith
duped by Google Sky Map
I thought only muggers were using that. Now woo’ers.
Congrats!
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 24, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions
Congrats to he? That doesn’t sound right.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
oh, etiquette fail. You tell the groom congratulations, you tell the bride best wishes.
Best Wishes, Kolwave, for your new happy life.
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I suspect it’s like, the groom is privileged to have the woman accept his offer, so he should be congratulated on his good fortune. Whereas the woman is choosing to accept or something, so best wishes on her selection, rather than congrats for getting asked. Or something.
Which seems somewhat sexist if you ask me.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
i took a slightly harsher view of this. one might even say, a raptor view.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
Not really more raptor. Kind of opposite of my interpretation actually.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
well, i concluded sexism as well. i guess that’s really the bottom line.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
Mine was anti-male sexism though, and yours was anti-female!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
this implies that the groom has made some sort of active choice and succeeded at something, while the bride must passively sit there and hope for the best.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
that’s what i’m saying
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
so now i feel weird about congratulating or telling anybody “best wishes”… i think i’ll flag people from now on.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
I think it could also mean that the groom got lucky, whereas the bride had to settle. Reverse sexism.
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--Thoroughbred
That’s what I said.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
So very man.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
bah
*many
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
look at what a suckup DC Trojan is below
Is that for everything, or just engagements?
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 6:48 AM PST up reply actions
We’re thankful it wasn’t Uranus.
WE ARE THE 0%
by zoonews on Jan 24, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
lol
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
lol
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions
moar todd howard
his son is 6’8? Can he come play for monty?
I talked tonight with new Cal defensive line coach Todd Howard. He impressed me as a good guy with a lot of personality and a pro. Perhaps a little dazed by the flurry of activity in his life, but enthused to go to work. He came across well.
Howard, 46, was a three-year starting linebacker at Texas A&M, a first-team all-conference pick as a senior in 1986. He spent two seasons with the Kansas City Chiefs and one with the Barcelona Dragons of the World League of American Football.
He has coached for 20 years at various level of college football and with both the St. Louis Rams and Jacksonville Jaguars in the NFL.
Howard has three children: Trey, David and Ava. David, a 6-foot-8 high school senior in Nashville, Tenn., has signed a letter-of-intent to play basketball next season at Evansville.
Here’s our conversation:
You were a freshman at Texas A&M in 1983 when Cal beat the Aggies 19-17 at College Station after Ron Rivera tackled the ball carrier in the end zone for a safety to win it for the Bears. Did you play in the game and do you remember that bizarre finish?
"My very first college football game was against Cal. I just remember being disappointed I didn’t get a chance to play. I can’t remember the finish, but we looked like the Keystone Kops running around out there. I was thinking, `I can’t believe I committed to this school.’ "
– What have these first few days on the job been like for you?
"Today (Monday) was pretty much my first day, just getting signed up in HR. I met with the players today, introduced myself. I was in my office, just kind of getting set up. Being somewhere different can be stressful. You’re meeting new peope, you’re out of your element as far as your surroundings are concerned. This is the second new team I’ve been at in a year. It’s like being a foster kid. All of a sudden you’re somewhere else."
– For Cal fans worried they lost a star recruiter in Tosh Lupoi, what can you tell them about yourself that will make them feel better?
"I’m not as young as Tosh and I’m not taking anything away from him. But I’m pretty good with the kids, too. It’s a different relationship, more like a father-son thing. My coaching speaks for itself. I’ve had some success — three first-team All-Americans in four years at UCLA, a (Pac-10) Defensive Player of the Year (Brian Price), guys who are NFL players.
"I’ve coached at some fine institutions. I sell the school, but I also sell myself and my ability to help them achieve their goals. If you’re a heavyweight boxer amd you’re training for a world championship fight, you want to get someone to train you who has been there. These guys have ambitions."
– I know you cannot talk about specific recruits, but can you address the challenges of moving from one program to another with barely two weeks left before signing day?
"You sell the school. It’s no different than if I was told to sell a Corvette and they said we don’t want you to sell a Corvette anymore, we want you to sell a Cadillac. The Corvette has different attributes. When you sell the Cadillac you’re going to get a smooth ride. Cal is one of the best, if not the best public school education in the world. It has a rich history. Everybody knows about Cal-Berkeley. Everybody."
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 9:09 AM PST reply actions
DONT CALL IT “CAL-BERKELEY” GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 24, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
Classy. I like.
From 1994-97, you coached at Grinnell College in Iowa, alma mater to actor Gary Cooper and musician Herbie Hancock. When you walked through Cal’s new High Performance Center for the first time did you feel like Grinnell was a couple lifetimes ago?
"Grinnell was in a small town. But you sell Corvettes, you sell Cadillacs. What Grinnell has are really, really bright kids. And the school has a lot of money. They have a very large endowment. The stuff they had wasn’t on the scale of Cal-Berkeley, but it was nice. I had fun. It was a wonderful four years."
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YOU ARE ALIVE!
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I’m sorry to hear that you are une,ployed. I just ahvent seen you here n years.
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NOLA Jazzfest released daily lineups today.
Way too much info to list here, but here’s the bands that will be there. I’m seriously considering going back this year.
Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band •Eagles Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers •Foo Fighters The Beach Boys 50th Anniversary ReunionThe Beach Boys 50th Anniversary Reunion •Zac Brown Band •Eddie Vedder John Mayer •The Neville Brothers •Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue Al Green •Herbie Hancock and his Band •Ne-Yo •My Morning Jacket •Bon Iver Paulina Rubio •Jill Scott •Florence + the Machine •Allen Toussaint •Feist Bunny Wailer •Bonnie Raitt •Irma Thomas •Maze feat. Frankie Beverly Dr. John & the Lower 911 •Janelle Monae •Yolanda Adams •Iron & Wine Pete Fountain •Rodrigo y Gabriela and C.U.B.A. •Steel Pulse •Rebirth Brass Band Grace Potter & the Nocturnals •Esperanza Spalding: Radio Music Society funky Meters •Levon Helm Band with special guest Mavis Staples Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings •Aaron Neville’s Gospel Experience Steve Earle and the Dukes (And Duchesses) •Galactic Preservation Hall Jazz Band’s 50th Anniversary Jam Little Anthony & The Imperials •Ani DiFranco •GIVERS Kermit Ruffins & the Barbecue Swingers •Dianne Reeves Irvin Mayfield & the New Orleans Jazz Orchestra •Better Than Ezra Carolina Chocolate Drops •Ivan Neville’s Dumpstaphunk •Bruce Hornsby Dave Koz •The Dirty Dozen Brass Band •Gomez •The Pedrito Martinez Group The Bounce Shake Down feat. Big Freedia, Katey Red, Keedy Black, and DJ Poppa •Israel Houghton and New Breed •Seun Kuti & Egypt 80 •Zebra Amanda Shaw & the Cute Guys •James Cotton "Superharp" Band Cowboy Mouth •Asleep at the Wheel •Papa Grows Funk David Sanborn and Joey DeFrancesco •Bobby Rush Chuck Leavell & Friends with special guest Bonnie Bramblett •Ellis Marsalis Marcia Ball •Voice of the Wetlands Allstars •John Boutté •Gary Clark Jr. The Texas Tornados feat. Flaco Jiménez, Augie Myers, and Shawn Sahm Cubano Be, Cubano Bop: Poncho Sanchez & His Latin Band feat. Terence Blanchard •Cheikh Lô of Senegal •Tab Benoit •Regina Carter’s "Reverse Thread" Bombino of Niger •Glen Hansard •Big Sam’s Funky Nation •Jeremy Davenport Sarah Jarosz •Bonerama •Evelyn Turrentine-Agee Terri Lyne Carrington’s Mosaic Ruby Wilson’s Tribute to Bessie Smith & Ma Rainey Wycliffe Gordon Quintet: Hello Pops Tribute to Louis Armstrong Donald Harrison •Lindigo of Reunion Island feat. Fixi of France •Sonny Landreth Buckwheat Zydeco •Soul Rebels •The Stars of Heaven Heritage Hall Jazz Band feat. Jewel Brown Rockin’ Dopsie, Jr. & the Zydeco Twisters •Anders Osborne Honey Island Swamp Band •Theresa Andersson •John Mooney & Bluesiana Eric Lindell •Walter “Wolfman” Washington & the Roadmasters BeauSoleil avec Michael Doucet •Pine Leaf Boys James Andrews & the Crescent City Allstars •Steve Riley & the Mamou Playboys Big Chief Bo Dollis & the Wild Magnolias Big Chief Monk Boudreaux & the Golden Eagles Mardi Gras Indians Shamarr Allen & the Underdawgs •Terrance Simien & the Zydeco Experience Dr. Michael White & the Original Liberty Jazz Band feat. Thais Clark •Banu Gibson •Hot 8 Brass Band George French & the New Orleans Storyville Jazz Band
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Many of those arent jazz.
Are yoiu going to see the Zydeco Twisters?
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Don’t get technical on me, young man. The fairgrounds are fun and all and they bring in big names just to sell tickets, but the best part of Jazzfest is catching the late night shows around the city.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
Thats prolly true. With so many great musicians in one area, the late night jams are prolly epic
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I’ve seen some amazing ad hoc shows in the tiniest hole in the walls.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
I haven't kept up with Zydeco
but I know who Rockin’ Dopsie is and
BeauSoleil avec Michael Doucet
is worth a trip. I’m still mad they were at Ashkenaz the other day and I missed it.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
Perhaps, but I know I’ll want to catch the Carolina Chocolate Drops
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions
The missus raved about them after the Bluegrass Festival last year.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
They’re fantastic live. I’ve only seen them a couple times though.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions
I learned two thigns about you today:
1. You are married
2. You are Catholic. But not THAT Catholic.
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD
1. maybe I’m separated. Anyway, I’m sure it’s surprising someone would marry me. We met at Cal so suck it.
2. I would have thought the posts at Christmas about Mass would have tipped you off, but you would have had to read them. Anyway, I can best be described as “lapsed” at this point.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions
You never ever ever talk about your personal life. As compaerd to others here who provide intimate personal details to a bunch of strangers and an unknown amount of lurkers IM LOOKING AT YOU WOLVERBEAR!
But every now and then you state things that reflect certain truths to me and its always interesting to learn more about you.
Like Im reasonably certain you are an attorney or work in the legal field given your level of knowledge on certain subjects.
Also, I think you like the sport of baseball.
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I enjoy the interaction, actually learn a lot around here, and like to share things I know. But I’m pretty paranoid about the dead hand of the internet. And giving away data to Vox Populi or whoever they are.
Anyway, this is kinda funny in that I recall someone scolding me for revealing too many personal details once in connection with a family elder with Alzheimer’s.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions
And to think, before this all I knew was that you had a tuna salad sandwich yesterday for lunch.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 24, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions
F that I had swiss cheese from Lee’s Deli. NOW GUESS WHICH ONE
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions
Cheese for lunch? Now I’ve heard everything!
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 24, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions
It’s a food product made from cultured milk, but that’s not important right now!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions
Now, now, they make the sandwich right in front of you with the bounty of Safeway. And pass the savings on!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 6:49 AM PST up reply actions
IIRC, Spazzy was the one who scolded you. I was just trying to help.
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So, you DO remember personal details about me. I HAVE REVEALED TOO MUCH!
I get Spazzy and a certain no-longer-poster confused that way, I usually just remember the scoldings.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions
Don't let Spazzy scold you, he's harmless
See, here’s a photo…

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions
It’s amusing now but early on I didn’t understand the type of argument/bickering/slapfighting that occurs here.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions
the giants are the best team in baseball and anyone who hates them is an idiot
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
Yes, that is one subject. I’ve been trying to keep out of those since I’ve been around more.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions
Didnt understand in which way?
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I thought long, heated arguments meant some people really hated each other, when it’s really more that you all know each other very well. Instead, things seem to blow over fairly quickly (at least as compared to other SBN places).
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions
LOL. I love that guy!
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t see why us knowing each other precludes us from HATING each other?!?!/ Me knowing goldblooded ONLY makes me want to hate him more!!!
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That’s stuff fine, just don’t post pictures of your bed that you broke by boinking too much.
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
Haberdashers gonna haberdash.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
He's told us other things too
like the neighborhood in which he lives. And his profession. And his (rough) age.
I must have missed all of those. DISH THE DIRT!
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I am a professional shoveler. I shovel. It’s what I’m good at.
I live in the Shoveling District.
And yes, I like my age rrrrrrrough!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 6:50 AM PST up reply actions
maybe
Cugel had a faith change operation!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions
Shoulda been Altar Boyz n Da Hood
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions
Oh hey, Fela Kuti's kid is in there somewhere.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Needs more recs.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
BAD STORY BRO
West St. Mary (Baldwin, La.) DB Jontrey Tillman was informed over the weekend that he was denied admission to Stanford, despite a 4.0 GPA
Jontrey Tillman pledged his services to Stanford in June 2011, but he got an unexpected phone call over the weekend.
“Stanford called Jontrey at 5 P.M. Friday and told him he wasn’t accepted,” said West St. Mary head coach Ryan Antoine. "Their defensive coordinator had been here five times and the DBs coach was here last Monday.
“They said they want him, but they can’t question admissions or they will lose their jobs. I talked to Coach (David) Shaw on Saturday, and he said they can’t control admissions. He said it’s secretive.”
Antoine was perplexed.
“Jontrey is devastated,” he said. "This is a kid from a depressed socioeconomic environment who had been committed to Stanford since June. He turned down 20 scholarship offers and they tell him about this a week before National Signing Day?
“I read an article that said Barry Sanders has a 3.2 grade point average, and another commit has a 3.7. How do you explain that?”
Antoine says Tillman has the credentials: both academically and athletic-wise.
“He runs a 10.3 in the 100 and a 4.3 in the 40-yard dash,” stated Antoine. "Jontrey had 2,000 all-purpose yards as a senior with 5,000 over the past two years. He’s an icon in this community who has broken every school record.
“Jontrey didn’t want to play in the basketball game Friday night, but to show you what kind of kid he is, he did play and hit the game-winning shot against Jeanerette.”
Which schools are now in the mix?
“Houston is coming this week,” said Antoine. "June Jones at SMU is coming tomorrow. Indiana will be here Wednesday; Colorado will be here on Friday.
“I’m confused and frustrated. The coaches at Stanford had told me it’s a no-brainer that Jontrey was going to be accepted. Now I’m trying to get his name out there. He’s the hardest-working kid on this team. Jontrey only visited Stanford. He turned down other visits because he was committed to Stanford.” </blockquote
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 9:17 AM PST reply actions
What’s their deal?
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 9:18 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
There's your answer right there
This is a kid from a depressed socioeconomic environment
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I think the answer is
He’s a 2-star recruit, and they’re looking at bigger fish, so… Oops, I guess you didn’t get in, Jontrey!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
Thats a SUPER dick move, if true.
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Yup. I mean who knows, but I wouldn’t be surprised if this were the real explanation.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
4.0? Maybe his personal statement about about boats and hoes?
"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906
I would be surprised if this weren’t the explanation.
Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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You’ll fit in great round these parts!
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--Thoroughbred
this incident, unless there is more to be disclosed,
like the kid is some kind of renegade Twitteratti, infuriates me. I hate smugness, and mostly Furd is smug as a bug in a rug, thank you Henry Miller. Harbaugh was, of course, the Smugest Bug of All
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 24, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions
SUCK IT
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 24, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions
"I read an article that said Barry Sanders has a 3.2 grade point average, and another commit has a 3.7. How do you explain that?"
PRIVATE FUCKING SCHOOL BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 24, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions
PRIIIIIIIIIVATE SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 24, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions
Grammar Twitter
Pet peeve: people who use “i.e.” when they mean “e.g.”
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
I once had to explain this to a TEACHER in high school… and he still didn’t get it after the fact.
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
You mean your teacher didnt get it nunc pro tunc
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You mean your teacher didn’t get it pro hac vice.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
Right in the Res Judicada!
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easy(?) way to remember: i.e. = id est which means ’that is", eg = exempli gratia, for example
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To see if you’re using it properly, replace “eg” with “for example” and replace “ie” with Google Chrome “That is to say”
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
So… i.e. means “to explain”, and e.g. means “for example”
…?
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even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse
More or less, yeah.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions
IM SO CONFUSED
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I remain confused
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No, I’m very confused
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It was once New Amsterdam
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions
Not everyone knows Latin...
otherwise, people would not confuse i.e. with e.g. or vice versa (more Latin!).
When my oldest son was unable to take German at Berkeley High because the teacher quit three weeks before school started, he was placed in a Mandarin Chinese class. He didn’t like it. I suggested that he take Latin, instead. That it would be helpful in a number of fields, including English.
He didn’t exactly excel in Latin (Bs and Cs), but it did make things easier for him in other areas. He benefited from having learned the basic language for law, sciences, and medicine as he went through high school. At Cal Poly, he’s still using the Latin.
"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."
-- Andrew Latham Smith
Is he going to Cal Poly Herculaneum?
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions
Is there a Cal Poly campus in Herculaneum?
Wow, we didn’t know any such thing existed!
Actually, he’s going to the SLO campus.
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"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."
-- Andrew Latham Smith
I’m sure admissions are pretty easy! No desks, but plenty of sunshine!
Just yanking your chain, I wish I would have taken Latin at some point. Not enough to actually study it now, of course, but it would have been cool, especially with all the original source readings.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
Me? Is that you?
Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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At my bar I would....
……hire Alex Morgan to serve the drinks….
’Nuff said.
I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.
It’s gonna be busy, so you’ll need 2 bartenders. I suggest another Cal Bear: Morgan Beck
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
Well….after changing my shorts, I’d follow her anywhere.
"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906
this shit is getting awkward
but, go on…
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 24, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions
I’m picturing that SNL “I jizzed in my pants” digital short.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
Archer + Mad Men = ?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 9:38 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
yes

"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions
I, in no way, got this
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We, in no way, care.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
how do they make her boobs look smaller?
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 24, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
pillow around the belly
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 24, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
duct tape?
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 24, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
shake weight.
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 24, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
“Lawrence of Arabia”, British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson
Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex
JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say?!
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 24, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
DOOOOOOOOM
Wilner screws us for next year, picks us 2nd in the North
2. Cal: An unconventional (and, admittedly, possibly erroneous) pick. I’m not sure there’s much difference between Cal, Stanford and Washington — except the Bears return both a veteran quarterback in Zach Maynard and their top playmakers (Keenan Allen and Isi Sofele). The defense should be decent and possibly very good if the touted young linemen become impact players.
"#caltrollgang" - RB
This is the only time in ages we'll hear about Maynard as an asset, not a liability
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
Dude, screw the soft bigotry of low expectations. You know something is fucked up when I feel compelled to quote George W. Bush.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
Huh? How is being picked 2nd screwing us? Unless you think we should be picked 1st?
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
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"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I am trying to banish that word from our vocabulary!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
how do you feel about Cal’s chances against UCLA this coming year at the new memorial stadium?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
Sanguine!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
For whom?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
Not you.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
Hey, remember that time you jinxed us and we lost to stanfurd in heartbreaking fashion?
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
It was more soul-sucking than heartbreaking, tbh.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
That’s a fair point.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
Restaurants Take Takeout Up a Notch .
Think General Tso meets green market.
At a new crop of Asian restaurants in New York, chefs are cooking versions of familiar fare that emphasize higher quality and locally sourced ingredients—making the case that even Chinese takeout staples can fit into current food fashions.
In Williamsburg, the menu at Brooklyn Wok Shop includes a note that the meat is free of antibiotics and hormones. Edric Har, the chef and owner, also uses better cuts: His version of beef and broccoli features hanger steak from Pino’s Prime Meats in SoHo.
“It’s not just different for the sake of being different,” said Mr. Har, 33 years old, who put in time on the lines at Michelin-starred establishments such as Le Bernardin before opening Brooklyn Wok Shop with his wife, Melissa, at the end of last year. “It’s good food.”
In Manhattan, Joe Ng and Ed Schoenfeld’s RedFarm serves inventive dim sum—soup dumplings with black truffles, egg rolls stuffed with Katz’s pastrami—shaped by a farm-fresh approach and an aesthetic to match. The restaurant’s centerpiece is a rustic communal table, above which hang Edison lights, chopsticks and potted plants.
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
I had a friend who worked there. I apparently know the owner or something, not sure.
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tangentially related
has anyone tried shophouse? it’s the asian chain from the chipotle dude.
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Looks like it’s only in DC right now?
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 24, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions
I’ve not heard of it but that neighborhood is not too far away. Will have to check it out next time I’m in that direction.
Yelp reviewers are weird
If I had checked my expectations at the door, I might have liked this place better than I did. I had dreams of yummy warm green curry and firm tofu and delicious veggies.
However, as a vegetarian, no curry for me. In fact, the only sauce that did not count fish sauce as an ingredient was the tamarind vinagrette. Okay, fine. I was disappointed but I could move on. The tofu looked more like the tofu scramble I make at home than any I have had at an Asian restaurant. It was very tumeric-y tasting and SUPER spicy. Some warning on that fact would have been nice.
And when you are essentially eating a bowl of brown rice and tumeric-y tofu, it would be great if you were allowed to choose more than one vegetable. My long beans were delicious but I wasn’t given that many of them at all. Chipotle lets me pick lots of toppings and I wish this place did too.
Overall, I thought it was a good portion size and I appreciate having a new fast food type veg option, I just wish it was far less spicy and actually contained lots of veggies.
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
Redundant header
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
just north of Dupont
s’alright. Unlike the Old Yelper quoted below, my expectations were low for quality and were surpassed. Pretty tasty bowl of Bun.
I am still in sticker shock over the price. 3 times what I’m comfortable paying. But But then, I’m flinty, i.e., cheap, e.g., won’t pay $13 for a bowl of bun
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 24, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions
Whoa, another DC commentor.
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Bring out the Venn!
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
I'm a Duck - but I'll facepaint blue when you play Uw in November
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 24, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
What about the enemy of our enemy being our friend?
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions
After this, I’m pretty convinced you might have a graphic for any situation. Or at least be better at googling than I am.
yup

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU
Found a candidate for trollin heisman
Avery Sebastian
"@DMM_3: All this rain in Eugene is really starting to get on my nerves" Cali sunshine bro come on over lol
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 10:13 AM PST reply actions
avery sebastroll, am i right folks
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 24, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
yes
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions
read back a day - he's amazing
especially since he must go to class sometimes
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 24, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
Fast becoming one of my favorite Cal players. He’s taken over Tosh’s role :)
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions
My bar
(On a sidenote yay I’m early enough that I don’t have to read through 1,456 comments first before I can comment which usu means I get tired by the time I’m done and then go to sleep and never comment. sads)
is called Countdown. And every Friday or Saturday, there’s a countdown at midnight and you have to kiss someone.
Fire Starkey. You... complete me.
the bouncers kiss you.
and it’s not alex morgan and morgan beck doing the bouncing.
Go Bears Go
by Rocksanddirt on Jan 24, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions
Random commercials
"OMG Comcast Xfinity grabbed the ball, ran to the end zone, and are saying they get to play the Pats in the Superbowl," one Washington TV viewer marveled Sunday toward the end of that riveting NFC championship death match between Super Bowl contenders the New York Giants and the San Fran 49’ers.
During the last few minutes of the niners game we got random commercials, mostly between plays. You could tell they were not scheduled.
With entrée to the Big Game at stake, lucky Comcast viewers were treated to some of those extras Comcast keeps telling its customers about — Xfinity ads smack dab in the middle of game play!
No.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 24, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
What?
We’ve been kicked out of the Big Game now too? How much did that cost Sarkisian??
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by AndyHogan14 on Jan 24, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
Australian Open
Fed and Nadal book yet another match against each other! semifinal will be Thursday morning (late Wednesday night) at 12:30 am.
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 10:17 AM PST reply actions
oh yeah, even worse for you: 3:30am…
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
I was seriously impressed by how Federer made it look clinical against del Potro. he completely neutralized del po’s power.
Nadal had a much tougher match but managed to win in 4 tight sets against Berdych the crybaby.
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
they’re in my top 10, for sure. I think FEd goes 1 and Nadal has to be top 5. I love Pete but his lack of a French Open title hurts his legacy, I think.
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
I think his early retirement hurts his legacy somewhat (not to mention his lack of US Open titles). still, the French-Wimbledon double (he did it 2x, 3x?) and 11 majors in a relatively short career is pretty friggin impressive. top 10.
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions
gimelstob’s a jerkface. remember those crazy offensive, sexist comments he made about kournikova a few years back? he got away with a slap on the wrist. pretty sad
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions
ooh, what’d he say?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/28/justin-gimelstob-anna-kou_n_109756.html
headline: Justin Gimelstob, Anna Kournikova: Gimelstob Calls Kournikova A “Bitch,” Threatens To “Hurt” Her
methinks Gimelstob tried to hit on her but she had nothing to do with it. misplaced anger.
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
Asked if that meant he hated the Russian, with whom he trained as a youth player, he replied: “Hate is a very strong word. I just despise her to the maximum level just below hate.” He added that he would not like to sleep with Kournikova, “because she’s such a douche”. Instead, “I wouldn’t mind my brother, who is kind of a stud, nail her and then reap the benefits.”
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve never heard of an STD referred to as “the benefits” before.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions
wooot serve and volleyer! also, played an exciting match against Navarro at the 2009 US Open http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCoT48nTL7g
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions
I am still angry about the 97 and 98 US Opens.. 97 was Chang’s best chance at a second major :(
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
top 5 underachievers! seriously.
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
ooh, ooh!
Goran Ivanisevic
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions
meh, he was basically just a serve.
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions
But it was a hell of a serve! If he’d developed any secondary skills, he could’ve been fairly special I think.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
no, ivanisevic’s serve was in another class.
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, it was a joy to watch. I was really rooting for him and was really happy he won that Wimbledon.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions
Watching Borg as a kid, I suspect I’m biased, but in the period in which I watched tennis (mid-70s to early 90s), he always seemed the most natural player… not the best athlete, not the most determined, just innately talented.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Borg was a hell of an athlete— his standing pulse rate was something like 50.
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions
My brother had a resting pulse in the 40s. The summer he went to Cal forestry camp before entering his forestry major he had to take the step test as part of the fitness test. After three minutes of stepping up and down his pulse was still in the 50s. They made him take it over again because they thought he had somehow cheated.
Don’t know, stopped regularly watching tennis nearly 20 years ago. I’ve never seen Federer play that I know of.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
aw man, you gotta do it before he retires. great article by the late David Foster Wallace on Fed’s genius: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/20/sports/playmagazine/20federer.html?pagewanted=all
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe I’ll try and catch a match during Wimbledon this year.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
or be a trouper (or an idiot like me) and watch teh Nadal-Federer semifinal on Thursday morning at 3:30am EST (12:30 PST).
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
Go back and watch the final from two years ago… it was simply magical. One of the most tremendous sporting events I have ever seen. Almost moves you to tears.
so sad to watch as a FEd fan.. but dude, so high-quality. the shot-making was incredible
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions
or the 08 final between nadal and fed?
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions
I’m not a fan of Federer, but he is pretty fucking awesome all-around at tennis.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
(though I will say he’s grown on me quite a bit the past several years)
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
why not a fan? some of my friends don’t like the fact that he “wins so much.”
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions
Well, let me preface it by saying that at this point I’m a fairly casual fan of tennis. I watch and enjoy it when I happen across it, but I don’t own a TV so it’s fairly rare these days. But the first few years when he was dominating, he was so good it was almost boringly good. It was almost not even that fun to watch, except against a couple of guys who could give him at least a small challenge. Plus he had a very dull persona. I think he’s come out of his shell a bit more the past few years and become more likeable, but I Rafa is just such an easier guy to root for. Plus he was kind of the underdog, which I find appealing. So, I found myself in the Nadal camp. Federer is amazing though.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions
I can respect that. a lot of people share the same sentiment as you—they like the blue-collaredness of Rafa’s game and his humility.
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
My son HATES Federer, and mocked me for being impressed with his abilities. Also daughter and wife both root for Rafa as well.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
Well, Rafa is also a Spanish dreamboat, whereas Federer is, well… Swiss.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions
but he has those hilarious Lindt chocolate commercials! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NChuiwwpr6Q
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions
hmm, read more about Borg. he’s gotta be in the top 5. did the French-Wimbledon double THREE TIMES CONSECUTIVELY.
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions
how would you compare Federer to Borg in terms of playing style?
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions
no, I"ve been meaning to! Fire and Ice, right?
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
What an overpriced restaurant!
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Yes. It’s wonderful. And brings back tons of childhood memories for me. I hated McEnroe and loved Borg. I think I even bought some of his clothing line when he got into that.
hopefully it’s out on DVD soon. not a subscriber of HBO at the moment.
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions
McEnroe is a furd, isn’t he?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions
yes, and so are the Bryan brothers. BOOOOOOOOO
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions
Yes… and he was a total spoiled asshole… just a complete utter personification of every negative Stanfurd stereotype. And his father seemed like a total blowhard douchebag too.
Locutus could have been one of the best tennis players of all time!
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you play the Game of Trolls quite well
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions
How did Cugel and the other Star Trekians ignore this one?
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Wooo Nadal!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
pshhh :-P
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
I have Fed in 4 or 5. dude is playing some phenomenal tennis rightn ow.
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
This is actually an interesting question, Rishi, because a couple of my friends recently bought stakes in a bar on the Peninsula. I’ll have to check to see what they’ve done.
Pappy's just opened; people were watching Niners-Giants inside.
I hereby submit Pappy’s as a proposal for the pre-Stanfurd game meetup this Sunday.
Where’s Pappy’s? Is there a handicap ramp for Kodiak? Or do we just tie up his leash to a light post outside?
"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906
that shit was HELLA shady
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 24, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
It used to be the go-to spot for Thursday nights for one unfortunate semester.
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Kips used to be awesome
…and then they sold it and it became crap.
"Our hearts shall sing and our voices ring for the dear old Blue and Gold!"
by Joe Bandsmen on Jan 24, 2012 11:05 AM PST via Android app up reply actions
a few years ago
old style burgers turned into asian food (and the prefab versus old melts)….they also took out all the cool memorabilia from downstairs and only some of it made its way upstairs. real bummer.
"Our hearts shall sing and our voices ring for the dear old Blue and Gold!"
by Joe Bandsmen on Jan 24, 2012 12:08 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
This.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
NASA couldn’t have engineered a stickier floor.
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Is that why Obama cut their funding?
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Republican response: “Sticky floors best left to private sector!”
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions
Or do we just tie up his leash to a light post outside?
Mrs. Kod usually just loops it over the back of my chair. I mean wait, wut?
Also, can’t go now. Feet not getting better and was told that I should stay home and keep off of them. :(
Old Toothwrangler
What about CGB Chaat Night??
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
Seriously thinking about rain-checking.
I’m already hobbling around. By the end of the day, I suspect I’m going to need to keel over and ice for a while.
Old Toothwrangler
:( :(
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions
You still wanna do this? Maybe we could deliver some food to Kodiak or something… He’s not too far away. I dunno.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
I would have assumed Kodiak was a little younger than the Meals on Wheels crowd.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
Only in chronological age. In physical terms he’s essentially a geriatric.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions
Thanks for the food offer, but we should be set. Grandma is coming over and she always cooks a ton for the girls.
Old Toothwrangler
OK, just wanted to make sure you weren’t denied delicious Indian food if you so desired :)
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions
Don’t cancel on my account. You guys should have your pani puri showdown.
If I’m relatively non-crippled, I’ll drop by and hang out. I’m afraid I don’t know how sore I’ll be yet.
Old Toothwrangler
morphine usually takes the edge off for me
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
When my leg is bad, I haven’t found a good solution to take the edge off that doesn’t leave me nauseous or not-so useful the next day.
Old Toothwrangler
Somebody ought to write himself a prescription and head over to Oaksterdam :)
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
whiskey?
seriously though, that sucks. Sorry, Asian me
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions
Sadly enough, it’s not just a question of seated vs. standing. For some reason, sitting also seems to make it angry. My PT is rather perplexed.
She tried a new tape-job, though. If it works, I’ll drop by.
Old Toothwrangler
So, we’re still on? Chaat Cafe @ Mowry & Fremont Blvd?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions
Glad I asked
On Ardenwood?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions
OK cool, I’ll see you there.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions
She gave you a tape job??? YOU ARE A MARRIED MAN!
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Yes. We’ve discussed this privately and iwll announce something soon.
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by ikoolykedat on Jan 24, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
hmmm

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 10:55 AM PST reply actions
LOL amazing. 72 attempts! hahahahaha
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
I wonder if he knew he was sterile or if it was a revelation to find out that he wasn’t the father of his children.
"I'll die before I surrender, Tim."
Who knows. But I imagine at the time it was like, “Oh darn, guess I have to have sex with this beauty queen again. Really such a shame.”
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
If she really does look like that, I would purposely have 72 times as well.
"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906
Or not enjoying it too much, lol
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
Well, if the husband is going to watch and make sure there is no pleasure derived from this (72 times), might as well go the turkey baster route at that point.
"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906
It’s a wonder RagsCub’s name wasn’t Gopher.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
or...
Minnie :)
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
Or maybe she had 72 abortions?
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions
If I had a bar
I’d install vending machines for beer. There’s no reason anyone should have to wait half an hour for beer behind folks ordering complicated trendy drinks that take forever to make.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 11:08 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
It works for self-checkout lines at the super market.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
You can purchase the beer by the ounce!
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--Thoroughbred
charging by the ounce would probably reduce the “pouring into open mouth” or waste or anything else horrible.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions
gasp. brilliant.
(or they’d just swipe a credit card. it would be like a gas pump… for booze)
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
you know some drunk 21 yo is gonna make some sort of “beer punch” by taking a squirt of every variety at the bar.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
There’s a bar in New Orleans called W.I.N.O (wine institute of New Orleans) that does that. You give them a credit card, they give you a swipe card, and you get as much or as little wine of all the varieties that they have.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
So, we should do that with beer here. But how do you know when someone has hit the ‘cut-off’ line?
Cal: Bears with Books.
I’d let the paramedics sort that out.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
1) I’ve never gone there, I only drink wine with a meal. It happens to be on the way to one of my favorite places to eat.
2) Cut-off? It’s New Orleans, they might cut you off for maxing out your credit card.
(Actually, it tends to close pretty early, it doesn’t appear to be a place for serious drinkers…)
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
we've got that in DC too, brother, with beer
up in Columbia Heights, Meridian Pint. Or at least they did when they opened.
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 24, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions
I’m too busy driving around Bethesda cutting people off and spreading road rage to go to Columbia Heights.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
I’m about 2 miles from the current end of the Silver Line and it’s not quite ready yet.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Go to the end that’s ready!
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--Thoroughbred
Sorry - wrong line
You’ve got the Purple Line coming. PG County brought right to your doorstep
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 24, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions
My favorite bar experience in DC is the place where you buy the pint bottle of booze and they give you a bucket of ice and about 8 oz of tonic (think it’s called Dan’s). When I was 28, this was my idea of heaven, kind of the low rent version of bottle service at the club.
That seems like a perfectly fine plan, although I think I’d like a bit more tonic.
Truth be told, when I moved here with the missus, we didn’t really know anyone locally and she’s not much for the demon rum, so I never really bedded in with local bars. I probably have stronger attachments to bars in New Orleans than I do here. And when I say “probably” I mean “definitely.”
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Dan's Cafe
no windows, surprise, surprise.
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 25, 2012 6:38 AM PST up reply actions
Don’t worry, there will be a mechanism that limits the amount dispensed. I learned my lesson from when Moe left Barney alone in the bar one day.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
How about an all you can drink booze buffet?
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
there’s a shabu shabu place in the Bay that’s all-you-can-eat AND all-you-can-drink…
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions
Doko ni arimasu ka?
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions
Where is this place located?
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions
thanks
I’ll hunt it up next time we need to eat down there.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
BY FEDERDER’S MAGICAL SWEATBAND, WHERE IS THIS WONDROUS PLACE?
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
Shabu House in Burlingame. I haven’t been there in a year.. hopefully that option is still available.
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions
just checked yelp. looks like it’s still on!
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
That sounds like its shabu shabu SHA-BU!
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If you eat enough, they’ll call you shamu!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions
:-(
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions
Went to a bar like this in Barcelona…. It was friggin’ awesome!!!!!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
With the scoreboard… errrrr tracking monitor for how much beer your table has drank?
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
We had so much fun there. When it was time to leave we had to fill up everything one last time to see if we could win the imaginary game we were playing against the other patrons
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
we did almost the same thing
we were a table of 4, we beat a table of 8, took a picture, paid the bill and bounced quickly
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Let me see if I have this straight
To make bar, we:
1) set up self-serve taps
2) Make everyone get a swipe card to activate taps
3) Track spending/consumption to charge
4) put up a scoreboard to encourage competition (i.e. more spending)
…
5) PROFIT.
patent pending, owner Andbears
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by AndBears on Jan 24, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
well done. can i serve as a bartender at this bar?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions
And nice boobs?
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions
Then raptors don’t get to be bartenders at happening bars.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions
Yes and yes. But I’m not very good at basketball, I’m usually last to be picked or in some case not picked at all!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
You might find yourself more comfortable in the bleachers, with the women who came to watch their significant others play sports.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions
Tried that with the fly girls, no go. Only the hood rats seem to like me, but when I speak ill of them they hit me with religious texts!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
Ah, the trappings of urban city life, which despite its small size, provides unwanted anonimity!
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions
Be head bartender, hire other bartenders. Note, that since the bartenders don’t actually have to serve beer, they just get to wander around a be good hosts/hostess. So, pick the hot ones.
Cal: Bears with Books.
fantastic! so basically, i get to interview breasts. yay!
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions
It seems a shame to discriminate when there’s such amazing variety.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
or as Creed Bratton says
“swing low, sweet chariots”.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 6:51 AM PST up reply actions
Mmmm, pendulous goodness.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Jan 25, 2012 7:24 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I’m imagining you sitting on a chair next to a busty woman in a taller chair, with her boobs at your eye level, and you asking them questions about their qualifications, and why they want the position.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions
“My face is up here!”
“I’ve made my choice.”
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 4:34 PM PST up reply actions
You complete me.
Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.
by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions
I’m imagining what I’d be seeing in this interview, btw. I’m in a better mood.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions
Honestly...
…if you have an ample bosom, this is what a really surprising number of conversations with men are like.
I'm just popping in here to say
Bow-wow-wow yippy-o yippy -a
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY I’M SORRY?!?
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I’m sorry
I’m sorry
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It was really a beautiful design. We talked about bringing it back to the U.S., but thought there were probably regulations against something like that here
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
I think it’s brilliant. And it may not have staying power, but It could have a good run for say a year or so.
Cal: Bears with Books.
If done in a college town I think you could succeed for quite awhile (fresh faces every year and all)
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
In a slightly different vein, a few weeks ago I heard about a bar where the drink prices fluctuate according to demand. Might’ve been on Planet Money.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions
http://news.donga.com/Politics/New/3/00/20120120/43472729/1
(it’s in Korean)
but it’s basically saying that there have been thousands of flyers found in chongjin, north korea’s 3rd largest city near the border of china and russia, denouncing kim jong eun and the regime. these flyers seem to have been printed within the north due to paper quality.
could it be the start of something? some open form of dissent? or just mere sunshine pumping,,,
i smell military coup
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 24, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
South Korea has been trollin again
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
I did it, guys
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No trollface.
And more time looking at hot classmate.
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
z

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 11:27 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
wow these are freaking amazing. i’ll bet the coffee is all cold now.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions
Totally. That photo was posted at 11:27am. Almost an hour ago.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
Police catch you and arrest you for insurance fraud.
Your bail is $5
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
i sue the federal government and win, collecting millions in damages, which i use to construct another bar. i then torch it and collect more insurance money.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
by GoldBlooded on Jan 24, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions
You collect $5.
Your millions from your first settlement have already been spent constructing the second bar.
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
I snort the $5
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 24, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions
You die.
Your family cashes in on your life insurance plan for, wait for it, $5
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
totally worth it!
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 24, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
i reincarnate as an oil heir and rain fire down upon my enemies
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 24, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
So you reincarnate as a member of the Saudi royal family?
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no, i was thinking a rothschild (see youtube)
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 24, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
OSCARS:
Best Picture
War Horse
The Artist
Moneyball
The Descendants
Tree of Life
Midnight in Paris
The Help
Hugo
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Best Actress
Glenn Close, Albert Nobbs
Viola Davis, The Help
Rooney Mara, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady
Michelle Williams, My Week with Marilyn
Best Actor
Demián Bichir, A Better Life
George Clooney, The Descendants
Jean Dujardin, The Artist
Gary Oldman, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Brad Pitt, Moneyball
Best Supporting Actress
Bérénice Bejo, The Artist
Jessica Chastain, The Help
Melissa McCarthy, Bridesmaids
Janet McTeer, Albert Nobbs
Octavia Spencer, The Help
Best Supporting Actor
Kenneth Branagh, My Week with Marilyn
Jonah Hill, Moneyball
Nick Nolte, Warrior
Christopher Plummer, Beginners
Max von Sydow Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
Best Director
Michele Hazanavicius, The Artist
Alexander Payne, The Descendants
Martin Scorsese, Hugo
Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris
Terrence Malick, The Tree of Life
Best Original Screenplay
Michel Hazanavicius, The Artist
Annie Mumolo Kristin Wiig, Bridesmaids
J.C. Chandor, Margin Call
Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris
Asghar Farhadi, A Separation
Best Adapted Screenplay
Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon, Jim Rash, The Descendants
John Logan, Hugo
George Clooney, Grant Heslov, Beau Willimon, Ides of March
Steven Zallian, Aaron Sorkin, Stan Chervin, Moneyball
Bridget O’Connor, Peter Straughan, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Best Foreign Film
Bullhead
Footnote
In Darkness
Monseiur Lazar
A Separation
Best Animated Feature
A Cat in Paris
Chico & Rita
Kung Fu Panda 2
Puss in Boots
Rango
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Take THAT Glenn Close!
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Me-yow!
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t know about that, but it does seem like one easy way to get a nomination is to play a cross-gender role.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
Or someone with mental disabilities, but not full retard.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
Re: Best Pictures
I only saw Hugo. It was great. :-) Thanks for the DBD recommendation to go see it.
STILL haven’t seen Moneyball!
Cal: Bears with Books.
What’s the holdup?
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
I agree, but as an A’s fan who was actually at game #19 of the streak, that goes without saying. But Mrs. Unclesam even liked it and she’s not a big baseball fan.
I was at game -1, 18, 19, and 20!!!
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I was at game 1. Koch nearly blew the save!
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions
How unanticipated
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and game 20 must have been incredible. did you feel like you were gonna die when they blew the 11-0 lead?
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions
I didnt get there till like the 3rd inning (SUCKED), so we were up like 8-0 by the time I got there. The game I saw saw the As losing like 11-4!
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It was lucky for me bc I was living in FL at the time and was just in town for my grandmother’s bday. I had that Monday free and my aunt got me and my cousins tix for the game. It was incredible.
The Monday was labor day. A gorgeous day!
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I knew someone at the A’s who set me up so they were free. Flew in from LA to SFO… landed about 5:30… hopped on BART… met friend in SF… drove to Coliseum… Game… epic… Had drinks after… in bed about 1AM… up at 5AM to catch 6:30AM flight… in office by 8:30 in LA…
THATS AN AMAZING STORY, I LOVE IT
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You have to remember i was a kid in the 70s… I was going to A’s games in 1979 when there were about 1400 people in the stands.. on a good night.
there was no way I was going to miss that game.
I went probably 3-4 times a year from 89-92 when we moved. But every time I go back I get to a game and when they came to FL and played a 3 game set I went to all 3 games. I wish I lived close enough for a season package.
No joke, from 78 – 81 I probably went to 60 games a year… my best friend and i would have our parents drop us off or we would take BART… I sort of think our parents should have been investigated by CPS for this apparent parental abandonment.
My favorite years were 87-92… 87 was perhaps my favorite because I think that is when we knew something really good was about to happen. I remember one Saturday game against the Twins… nationally televised (when that was a big thing) and it was Stewart against Viola… Stewart won in a great pitcher’s duel… and what I remember most about that game was it was the first and one of the few times where the crowd in Oakland clapped EVERY time Stewart would get two strikes on the opposing batter..
“was.” With all the ownership changes and desecration of the organization and facilities, sadly, my interest has dropped off considerably.
True story… going to the games in 79, I don’t think we had to pay for tickets maybe more than a few times… the players would always give us tickets or we knew the gate attendants and they would just let us in.
There would be so few people there that we would get foul balls almost every game… I could kill myself because we would get autographs and then just use those balls to play 500 or Three Flies Up… I think I had multiple balls that had 8+ HoFers on them… and they all went by the way side…
You’re by far the most “I know a guy” guy I’ve ever known.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions
Indeed
It was a compliment :)
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
I feel like describing it as mere networking is almost a disparagement of how you function.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions
The horse NEVER gets any credit. He’s the main character for a movie that’s up for Best Picture for heaven’s sake!
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 24, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
I saw the first 30 minutes of War Horse, and turned it off. So dumb!!! The Descendants was good though
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Oh, by ‘horse’ I meant Glenn Close.
J/K! She’s a fantastic actress
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by ikoolykedat on Jan 24, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
War Horse reminds me of Bad Horse from Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog, so it’s hard to take that movie seriously.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
Ugh…
Now I can’t get that association out of my head. Thanks a lot.
by puresilence on Jan 24, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
Welcome to my world.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
Berad Pitt v. George Clooney.
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Is Be-Rad his rapper name?
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
HOY.SHIT
Melissa McCarthy, Bridesmaids
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I hope she wins SO bad
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Thats a lot of all caps. Its a good thign your daughter wasnta round to witness that.
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That hurts, dude. That hurts
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You need to stop front seat DBDing!
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DBD is more appropriate in the backseat. Or the trunk if you’re into stuff like that.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
You are DBDing not to lose!
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Wasnta is a weird name for a girl.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
When was the last time a comedic actress won something?
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1997 – Helen Hunt in “As Good As It Gets”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academy_Award_for_Best_Actress
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 24, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
The Muppets have a nomination for best original song (“Man or Muppet”).
by puresilence on Jan 24, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
I agree. Great movie.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
Thanks for the header
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Agreed
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by ikoolykedat on Jan 24, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
Heres a header
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They should just do away with the animated movie category when there’s nothing but crap that year.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
I’m not stopping you.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
But you are stopping me!
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I told you, you don’t get to go to any movies until you tell me your name.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions
IVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR RULES, CALBANDGREAT
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I predict Gary Oldman gets the “sorry we haven’t given you an Oscar yet” Oscar.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
One less 'O' in DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM now
Ryan Gorcey @RGBearTerritory
SOURCE: #cal commit cedric dozier sticking with his commitment.
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse
dom
TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse
OMG YES
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
It's supposed to bubble
It just be like that sometimes.
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It was fantastic."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
Prince Fielder sweepstakes is officially over
The Tigers have agreed to sign Prince Fielder, Jon Heyman of CBSSports.com tweets.
Verlander… Miggy… Fielder… damn
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I don’t know what they’re going to do with Cabrera since Fielder is going to be 1B.
by puresilence on Jan 24, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
DH
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
For 20 mil/year? That sounds I figure he’s going to learn a new position or going to be traded away.
by puresilence on Jan 24, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
They could stick him back at 3B but I imagine he’s too fat to be any good there. OTOH, Sandoval manages to be passable there for the Giants.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
what does he think about coach wes chandler?
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 24, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
BLAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
If it’s late-year Loney, I wouldn’t mind…
by puresilence on Jan 24, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
I think you mean Blue Moon Loney.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
If it is Jim Loney instead of James Loney (TBLA joke) then I’ll take it. The Loney of the last 2-3 months.
Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"
by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 24, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
There’s gotta be an opt-out there somewhere…
He was really pushing hard for one.
by puresilence on Jan 24, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
Royals will own the Central. Mark my words. REVIVE ’85!
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 24, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
Forgot to add the contract terms...
JonHeymanCBS: price deal is $214M, 9 yrs. #tigers
by puresilence on Jan 24, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
more money than everyone in Detroit has put together
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
by ikoolykedat on Jan 24, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
DET and WAS are crazy spenders.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions
Wow, thats a lot of money.
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Angels officially win the offseason! Hooray! :D
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1920 • 1921 • 1922 • 1923 • 1937 • 1947 • 1951 • 1957 • 1959 • 2002 • 2007
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions
Nah, change that B to a W and we're good.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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1920 • 1921 • 1922 • 1923 • 1937 • 1947 • 1951 • 1957 • 1959 • 2002 • 2007
Hmmm . . . you got me there
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You need to update your sig. Isn’t it the Anaheim Los Angeles Angels of Disneyland now?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions
No, it is simply the
Los Angeles-California Angels of Anaheim by way of Disneyland.
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CALIFORNIA ANGELS . . . ANAHEIM DUCKS . . . CALIFORNIA GOLDEN BEARS
1920 • 1921 • 1922 • 1923 • 1937 • 1947 • 1951 • 1957 • 1959 • 2002 • 2007
'Tis (partially) true.
Not an official part of the name, but a popular add-on by the fans.
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unbelievable
how much money seems to be sloshing around in MLB.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions
The As spent over $500,000.00 this offseason!!!
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The Giants are proud to announce the triumphant signing of one of their pitchers to a two year contract! Of course, he was arbitration-eligible for both of those years. But still, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! No offense AND no long term signings. Sweet.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions
Any Planners in the house?
I’m applying for my AICP certification (finally got the required 4 years of experience!).
This application is a biatch.
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 24, 2012 12:13 PM PST reply actions
Yeah, I was thinking of taking the exam in November actually.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
So did you already do the application? Or can you apply in the Fall?
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 24, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
Today’s the deadline for the May exam, so if I decide I have time to study in the summer, I’ll apply in the fall. I imagine the deadline for November will be around August or so.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
I know, of course I wait to the last minute and have to finish my application on the last day. Do you think 1/24 at any time…like would 11:55 PM tonight be on time? Or do you think I should focus on finishing by 9:00PM in case they operate on East Coast time?
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 24, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions
I’d probably finish by 9 just in case. I think if you miss it, they’ll refund your exam fee (minus $70) and your application will be good for the next cycle. I just joined APA recently though so I’m not intimately familiar with the process.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
Yah that was my goal. The process isn’t too bad, just need your transcript and letters from your former employers. Then you have to answer all these questions about your experience and how it’s related to planning. It just sucks because I’ve had multiple jobs that are pretty much the same (just different clients/projects), but I have to answer each question for each job.
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by Another Successful Tedford QB on Jan 24, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
Trollolololol

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 12:25 PM PST reply actions
smart buffaLOL
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 24, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions
Feeling rebellious today
I’m NOT using track changes on a document I received feedback on. What difference does it make what the document used to be? Live in the now!
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idiot…all is lost
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by GoldBlooded on Jan 24, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
You just don’t understand a guy like me. I’m an outlaw, Dotty, a rebel.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
Is it outlaw, or loner?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
Damnit all to hell!!!!
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions
If you have a copy of what it used to be (say, in your email?), you can do a document comparison to extract your changes pretty much as if you did track changes.
by OaktownAggie on Jan 24, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions
I’m not really as rebellious as I lead on. I’m saving a new version and rewriting sections based on oral feedback.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions
huh this is kinda reasonable
Both Harbaugh brothers lost on the final snap; change one play in each game, and both are winners.
Here’s what did not happen: Neither Jim nor John Harbaugh blew his stack or stormed off the field or acted like the world had ended. Neither publicly criticized the players who erred. Harbaugh/West could have blamed the loss on returner Kyle Williams, but did not. Harbaugh/East said, “I thought our guys played their hearts out. We made plays and came up a play or two short at the end, but it doesn’t lessen what they accomplished this year, and it doesn’t lessen what they accomplished in this game. I like our football team and I like where we are going.”
In other words, both Harbaughs kept the losses in perspective. Sure they wanted to win, but they didn’t and the sun will continue to rise. If only all sports coaches kept a sense of perspective.
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Interesting
But Williams was a last-minute replacement for regular San Francisco punt returner Ted Ginn Jr. Williams had returned only four punts all season. Bad as his errors were, the real error was by the coaching staff. Knowing they were fielding an inexperienced punt returner in a high-pressure situation, San Francisco coaches could have told William to fair-catch every kick. They could have put a teammate next to him to yell “peter peter!” if the kick wasn’t ideal for fielding. (“Peter peter!” is near-universal football code for “don’t touch the ball!”) Had these steps been taken, San Francisco might today be preparing for the Super Bowl. This is, fundamentally, a coaching error. The Niners have a full-time special teams coach, Brad Seely, who carries the glorified title of special teams coordinator. Seely, not Williams, should be the one Niners faithful are gnashing their teeth about.
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I always like learning things like the fact that football players have a code for avoiding a ball.
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yes. an a universal code… if i were a gunner and couldn’t quite get to the returner in time, what would stop me from shouting “peter, peter!”
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions
perhaps there’s some sort of code-of-honor or something that tells them not to mess around by yelling stuff at the other team like this.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe the rules prevent it
In baseball, such a tactic would be grounds for interference (or obstruction, as the case may be) on the grounds that the intended result was to prevent a fielder from making a play (interference) or cause the runner to alter his speed or path to the base (obstruction).
However, I think that in RaptorApocalypse’s example, a punt returner will probably ignore “Peter! Peter!” if he’s called for a fair catch and has a clear line of sight on the ball and is highly confident of making a clean catch OR he simply doesn’t believe that a coverage team player is within striking distance to clobber him when he catches the ball and start the return.
It’s a judgment call, and it’s why returns are practiced.
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Even more interesting
So many words are used for other situations that you need to make sure it is an unusual word. ‘Fire’ is used on a bad snap for punts and FGs so that the Tight Ends and Up-backs know to run a route. ‘Oskie’ is used when the defense intercepts the ball to alert the rest of the defenders to find someone to block. So ‘Peter’ is used to get away from short punts.
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WOOOO I get to pay off part of my student loan today! Let’s see how much I still owe!
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What if Chip Kelly had taken the Bucs job?
My assumption is that he would have made the Bucs play like the Ducks.
Now, would this have worked?
I have no idea. If forced to guess, however, I would argue “probably.” Tampa Bay would have needed to reinvent its offensive line, and there would be a few early games where the Bucs would get hammered like nails. But no one would want to play them. No one would ever want to prepare for them. I’m sure everyone assumes he’d have gotten quarterback Josh Freeman decapitated, but I’ve noticed a (pretty transparent) trend among running QBs at the pro level: The mobile guys who run away from people (Michael Vick, Sam Bradford) inevitably get caught, and then they get hurt … but the mobile guys who run through people (Cam Newton, Tim Tebow) somehow seem to thrive. If you consciously make contact part of your game, contact becomes normal. As a pocket passer, Freeman — at his very, very best — is maybe the ninth or 10th best quarterback in the league (his rating in 2010 was a competitive 95.9). But as a dual threat in a high-volume attack? I don’t think 5,000 yards of total offense is unthinkable. Moreover, every college class (for the next ten years) is going to be saturated with quarterbacks who are genetically engineered to run this kind of scheme, and most of them will go undrafted until at least the third round. Every April, Kelly could have burned all his early picks on defense and still found plenty of skill position speedsters on the second day of the draft. The uniqueness of his specific offensive needs would have worked against what every other team was hunting for.
So, in closing, if Tampa Bay had lured Kelly into their clutches, the Bucs would have won three Super Bowls before 2020.
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link
http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/14941/what-if-chip-kelly-had-taken-the-bucs-job
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Lincecum re-signs with the Gnats.
http://blog.sfgate.com/giants/2012/01/24/giants-tim-lincecum-reach-2-year-deal/?tsp=1
The Giants and ace Tim Lincecum have reached a two-year, $40.5 million deal, avoiding arbitration.
The Chronicle was the first to report the terms of the deal.
Lincecum will receive $18 million in 2012 and $22 million in 2013. He also gets a $500,000 signing bonus.
The deal also buys out the right-hander’s final two years of arbitration eligibility.
by j.lee on Jan 24, 2012 1:03 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Basically this just buys out his arbitration years. The Giants still controlled his rights either way.
Supposedly he turned down $100 million that would’ve kept him with the Giants a few more years beyond 2013. He could easily earn over $200 million when he becomes a free agent after 2013 (like Prince Fielder just did).
aapl?
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ah, got it
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YHOO also reported
SAN FRANCISCO (MarketWatch) — Yahoo Inc. /quotes/zigman/59898/quotes/nls/yhoo YHOO +0.22% on Tuesday reported a fiscal fourth-quarter profit of $296 million, or 24 cents a share, compared with earnings of $312 million, or 24 cents a share, in the same period a year ago. Net revenue, excluding costs associated with acquiring traffic, came in at $1.17 billion, down from $1.2 billion in last-year’s fourth quarter. Analysts surveyed by FactSet Research had forecast Yahoo to earn 24 cents a share on $1.2 billion in sales. For its current fiscal quarter, Yahoo forecast revenue in a range of $1.025 billion to $1.1 billion, not including traffic acquisition costs. Analysts had earlier forecast Yahoo to earn 20 cents a share on $1.08 billion in sales.
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Isn’t it all Net Revenue? They were an early pioneer of the WWW, after all.
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My joke was painfully unfunny. Sigh.
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I smiled when I got that you were making a joke and not two completely unrelated statements. :)
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions
It’s okay, I laughed.
So, yes. It was painfully unfunny.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 24, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions
Dodgers receive more than 10 opening bids for the team
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-dodgers-bidders-20120124,0,2729490.story
The Dodgers received “more than 10” opening bids for the team by Monday’s deadline, according to a person familiar with the sale but not authorized to discuss it.
As the bankers handling the sale evaluate the bids, prospective buyers can evaluate whether to join forces. In addition, because the bankers can waive the deadline at their discretion, new bidders could emerge.
St. Louis Rams owner Stan Kroenke has explored whether to bid for the Dodgers, two people familiar with the sale process said Monday. It is uncertain whether Kroenke has submitted an offer. Rams spokesman Ted Crews did not return messages Monday night.
Outgoing owner Frank McCourt expects the Dodgers to sell for at least $1.5 billion.
Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban submitted a bid by Monday’s deadline, as did East Coast hedge fund giant Steven Cohen and former Dodgers owner Peter O’Malley.
Several groups also turned in bids, including those involving Magic Johnson and longtime baseball executive Stan Kasten; Los Angeles developer Rick Caruso and former Dodgers manager Joe Torre; Los Angeles investor Stanley Gold and the family of the late Roy Disney; and former agent Dennis Gilbert and Los Angeles investors Jason Reese and Randy Wooster.
The Wall Street Journal reported that New York investors Leo Hindery and Marc Utay submitted a joint bid. Hindery and Utay tried unsuccessfully for the Chicago Cubs.
The opening bids are not binding. As a result, according to sports business consultant Marc Ganis, a prospective owner might offer more money now than he might realistically be willing to spend.
“You’d want to bid higher to make sure you get into the next round,” Ganis said.
I’d be on board with just about any of those, really.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions
Seem like a lot of good names there. Not sure who I want to win out, but whoever does, I want them to put a good team on the field.
excellent
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions
As long as the owner wants to put out a good team, not just have a team as a status.
I would like to see Cuban or O’Malley. O’Malley knows what it is like to run a team and hopefully would return it to the Dodgers way.
I wonder which group has Garvey and Hershiser.
Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"
what did Cuban do that was so upsetting?
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions
Mentioned this before
But my cousin was on an episode of Entourage; credited as ‘stripper #2.’
"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
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I saw originally it was supposed to be a group with Pittsburg’s Burkle. But not sure now.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions
Cuban
was on WPLJ this morning to promote some TV show I never heard of; they asked him about buying the Mets but he didn’t say anything about this. I don’t think that means anything but maybe he’d be interested in them too.
Didn’t Cuban try to buy a team once already and get no traction with the owners?
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions
Cubs or Pirates, IIRC
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MLB (read: Selig) didn’t want another rich owner willing to spend a lot of money on players in a big market… something about preserving Boston/New York as the elite franchises of the league or something stupid.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions
Detroit and Washington scoff at this notion!
May pipe a different tune with one team bankrupt a couple years ago, 1-3 busted now.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
Exactly.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions
I guess they didn’t get mine.
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it’s sez more than 10 bids… they didn’t list all 10. yours might still be there! however, i suspect they won’t take payment in gum.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions
The most interesting one is
Los Angeles St. Louis (I guess they are still in the midwest, for now) Rams owner Stan Kroenke . . . he needs to work on bringing LA’s football team home first before he goes after the Dodgers.
www.LosAngelesRams.org
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no need for the rams to come back to la. they’ve left twice already. we’re not going to see them leave for a third.
well that answers my question
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions
Nah,
They left once, and now that that witch is dead, they can come home.
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They left for Anaheim because of the idiotic Coliseum Commission . . . Rosenbloom originally wanted to just to expand Dodger Stadium, but O’Malley said no.
www.LosAngelesRams.org
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Thank god that didn’t happen
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions
Well, the Coliseum commission should have just allowed Rosenbloom to SPEN HIS OWN MONEY to renovate the LA Coliseum and the team would never have moved to Anaheim (or St. Louis) and the Raiders would have never moved to LA.
www.LosAngelesRams.org
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Sure. I was just referring to the idea of expanding Dodger Stadium for football. [shudder]
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions
I know,
I was just saying that the Coliseum Commission could have avoided the possible destroying of Dodger Stadium and actual destroying of Anaheim Stadium . . .
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…because they were afraid of minorities again?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions
i don’t live in SoCal anymore, so I guess I have no feel for this. how do you guys feel about the Rams?
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions
Well, you have Raider fans who remained Raider fans and Rams fans that either hate them (but secretly want them to move back) or stuck with them.
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well i say f the Raiders for leaving. and when i moved up close to them, well, still f em. but i’ve kinda adopted the niners as my local team, not sure how i’d feel about a new LA team now.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions
For me,
there is only one team that fits when you look at divisional alignment, traditional rivalry (SF-LA), and that has 50 years of history.
www.LosAngelesRams.org
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Ah.
So the Minnesota Vikings, then?
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions
nah. rename them to the football lakers.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions
rams wouldn’t actually be bad…but they’re a clear third in la fandom right now. it’s raiders/chargers, then the rams. i think they might find it tough to recapture lost fans.
I don't dispute that . . .
I just think in the end, LA was and will always be an NFC town thanks to the Rams. There was nothing like the 49ers-Rams rivalry back in the day.
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I realize the competition ended up lopsided one way or another over the last decade or so, but it’s really too bad that rivalry went to ruin. Every team should have a real rival.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions
I don't think this girl likes them much.

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 24, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions
imagine if this was Kodiak, when the sheep head butts him, his hip bone would spin off into the distance.
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions
lulz true story
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions
Thank goodness Georgia gone now . . . unfortunately she’s buried in LA.
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Kill it with fire!
"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."
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I think he should focus on improving Arsene Wenger’s transfer actions.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Isn’t Vermaelen just coming back from an injury?
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
yeah…but i imagine healthy or not…it’s all no good for arsenal by sticking him out wide against valencia, giggs, park, nani, and evra
Correct. Verm is much better as an athletic CB. He’s done ok in the past, but Djourou been rocked EVERY SINGLE GAME he’s played at the fullback spot. We have all 4 starting fullbacks out for an extended period and I’m not completely sure it makes financial sense to buy someone with the January premium.
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
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Why is that penguin peeing from its mouth?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions
I think it is a straw…
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LOL I see now. Nevermind.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions
As one would expect, the final decision between three complex options when it comes to Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning — stay in Indianapolis, cut loose and play for a different team, or retire — is a complex call that will be made by team owner Jim Irsay to a degree and by Manning in the end. But when talking to Bob Kravitz of the Indianapolis Star about the recent and wide-ranging changes in the organization, Manning seemed to leave a few clues of his own.
“I’m not in a very good place for healing, let’s say that. It’s not a real good environment down there right now, to say the least. Everybody’s walking around on eggshells. I don’t recognize our building right now. There’s such complete and total change.’’
Manning and new general manager Ryan Grigson ran into each other at the Colts’ facility last week while Manning was trying to adjust to all those changes. Personnel czar Bill Polian is gone, his son Chris is gone, head coach Jim Caldwell is gone, and Manning isn’t the only potential big-name free agent that could be leaving the team. Receiver Reggie Wayne and defensive lineman Robert Mathis might find other homes, or the Colts could choose not to pick up Manning’s $28 million option for 2012 and deal with personnel with far more flexibility (not to mention with Andrew Luck under center.) For Manning, it’s just about getting used to the new feel in the building.
“I just want to pay tribute to all those guys. It’s unfortunate because so many of them have been such a big part of so many big wins here, and this is so … sudden. Their keys didn’t work the next day. There’s no other way to do it? I don’t know. That’s hard to see, all these people leaving. And I may be behind them. Who knows?’’
Manning had been working with Colts strength and conditioning coach Jon Torine until Torine was recently fired. More and more, the faces Manning knows are leaving. Does he see writing on the wall?
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99 catches for 1,465 yards, 14.8 ypc 6 TDs
175 catches for 2,240 yards 12.8 ypc 12 TDs
I’d still take Crabtree over Hayward-East Bay
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I’d still take Crabs
I guess you really do love VD.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions
Wow
AAPL has destroyed it
Revenue: $46.33 Billion versus $38.76 billion expected
EPS: $13.87 versus $10.07 expected
iPhone units: 37.04 million versus 30.2 million expected (34 million whisper)
iPad units: 15.4 million 13.2 million expected (13 million whisper)
Mac units: 5.2 million versus 5 million expected (4.8 million whisper)
iPod: 15.4 million versus 15.5 million
Gross Margin: 41.8% expected
March quarter revenue: $32.5 billion versus $31.9 billion expected
March quarter EPS: $8.50 versus $8.00 expected
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Nah, 4S went on sale in October, so all sales were last quarter. It’s also why the quarter before that disappointed.
I distinctly remember that the iPhone 4S was on sale before AAPL reported for their 3rd Quarter.
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Wiki to the rescue! No idea when reporting date was, though.
The iPhone 4S was unveiled at Apple’s “Let’s Talk iPhone” event on October 4, 2011 in Cupertino, California. Apple started taking pre-orders for the iPhone 4S on October 7, 2011 in seven initial countries (United States, Canada, Australia, United Kingdom, France, Germany, and Japan) with the first delivery date set for October 14, 2011, and available on that same day for direct store sales in those countries. It was released in 22 more European, American and Asian countries, including Ireland, Mexico and Singapore on October 28.7
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…wouldn’t they report 3Q earnings during the 4th quarter?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions
I’m not sure what are you saying.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions
On October 20th, 2011, they released the numbers for their 3rd quarter, 2011 earnings.
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Right, so if the release of the 4S was shortly before (which matches the Oct. 14th date sec119 found), then all those sales would have taken place during the 4th quarter, and so today’s 4Q earnings report would have reflected those sales.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions
I’m not gonna go through all this now, but there’s more at play than that, especially when you look at future projections during the quarterly numbers.
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Oh, I’m sure there was a LOT more going into AAPL’s earnings. I think we were just responding to this exchange:
Yay iPhone 4S.
by puresilence on Jan 24, 2012 1:36 PM PST
iPhone 4S hit before last quarter.
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by Rishi on Jan 24, 2012 1:49 PM PST
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions
All righty.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
THey were very clear in that earnings call that they attributed the poor Q3 results to the delay in the 4S and that they expected a much better Q4. Just didn’t anticipate how much better.
I did! lol
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions
what does “whisper” mean?
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So, the unofficial number is 4.8 Macs sold, but the official number is 5.2 Macs sold? Why show the unofficial number?
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Okay, let's break it down
iPhone units: 37.04 million versus 30.2 million expected (34 million whisper)
Analysts publish their expectations. The official expectations were 30.2 MM iPhones during the quarter. On the DL, they really thought it would be 34 Million. In reality, Apple sold 37.04 Million
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Why would they predict 2 separate numbers?
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The most bullish prediction was for $12.80 EPS and $45.06 billion in revenue.
It even blew away Andy Zaky’s prediction of “The Biggest Earnings Blowout in History”.
That 41.8% margin is just disgustingly amazing.
and yet Apple is down for the day. Go figure.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions
They're down for the day because people were nervous that AAPL couldn't meet expectations...
They have not resumed after-hours trading for AAPL yet.
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oh it’s still suspended? gotcha. we dont get that info on goog finance
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions
On Goog finance
After Hours: 422.20 +1.70 (0.40%)
Jan 24, 4:27PM EST
The last trade was at 1:27 PM our time. That’s their indicatoin that trading is halted.
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k that was like 30 mins ago and I’m used to having my quotes delayed by 20-30 mins for after hours…
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions
maybe that’s true. i just don’t trust any of the tools at my disposal cuz I’m a chump retail investor. so. there’s that.
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
Official chemistry advice:
Use Bloomberg Terminal.
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Yeah, I’m sure his nuclear weapons-producing company has bloomberg terminals.
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I HAS THE LAUNCH CODEZ FOR THE BLOOMBERG TERMINAL!
wait what do you mean “That’s now how it works”
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by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions
What does that mean? They have a profit margin of 41% on all things sold?
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AAPL just started trading in the after-hours market
It’s up almost 10% to 460
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just boiled up some chicken noodle soup
i feel so much better… placebo or science?
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Science!
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions
In fact, The Science of Chicken Soup
Using blood samples from volunteers, he showed that the soup inhibited the movement of neutrophils, the most common type of white blood cell that defends against infection. Dr. Rennard theorizes that by inhibiting the migration of these infection-fighting cells in the body, chicken soup essentially helps reduce upper respiratory cold symptoms.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions
the sodium in it essentially destroys any lingering bacterial infections
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
Just like with corned beef!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
science
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions
Who cares?
Drink more!
/reminder: buystockinchickennoodlesoupNOW
I'd like to smell the Roses before I die.
oh BTW, new recruit
Preferred walk on as a running back
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 1:46 PM PST reply actions
need to step up my game
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions
Wait, who?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions
Home visits scheduled for Arik Armstead
http://insider.espn.go.com/blog/ncfrecruiting/west/post?id=2146
Insider…basically saying that Cal could be the team to beat as the Armsteads have a good relationship with Howard.
Is EE still available or isn’t it kinda late for that?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions
much too late
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actually, I think the deadline to set foot on campus was today…obvio not happening
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions
no
It’s never too late for Erik Estrada.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions
How about Emilio Estevez?
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions
Niners Nation Looks at Needs
High Risk-High Reward Acquisitions
DeSean Jackson: This could be an interesting move by the 49ers, who appear to have the coaching staff in place to get the most out of the rebel wide out. Jackson voiced his displeasure with the Philadelphia organization on and off the field, as it pertained to his contract. San Francisco might be able to get him at a discount price, as I’m sure the Cal-product wouldn’t mind returning to a warmer climate. With this move, the 49ers would get that downfield explosive threat they’re now on the lookout for.
No, THIS is Too Short for Oakland
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I win!
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions
I wouldn’t mind DJax back in the bay area.
The entire receiving core needs an overhaul. Can’t rely on VD and Crabtree forever…
DJax’s route options are limited given he does not want to get snapped in 5 running a slant
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
at the very minimum, he’d stretch the field. which, let’s face it, the niners don’t have anyone that can…even ted ginn doesn’t do it well.
Wow, I really need to read more carefully.
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions
lies. you read what you wanted.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions
CFB news
Orlando (Florida) wide receiver Trey Griffey knows most people will take one glance at his name and recognize his famous father. Of course, while Ken Griffey Jr. accomplished plenty in a hall of fame-caliber baseball career, the younger Griffey is looking to blaze his own trail in a different sport and took the next step in doing so by committing to Arizona late Monday night.
The Austin American-Statesman is reporting that Texas is about to give Mack Brown a four year extension. That would extend Brown’s contract through the 2020 season.
No Ken Griffey III?
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions
TREY- I’ve always hated this name for some reason. Completely irrational
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions
However… Trey = Three = Ken Griffey III: Adrian’s Revenge!
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions
that extension for Mack is so goofy. Basically, they’re doing it because of negative recruiting by compeitors “Mack’s going to retire soon”. I wish he would retire but it’ll be a couple-three years yet
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions
My Bar
Funny, I never think of things like this, but if I had bar I would want to be comfortable, sort of old-school men’s club, but not stuffy. Not too loud either, with the world’s best selection of Scotches, and some other fine whiskeys. Good food, not pub grub, more like tapas, just appetizers, the focus should be on the drinking. A good selection of wines as well, and beer only on tap. No fruity mixed drinks, only the classics. I would want the location to be downtown, with an out-door area for people-watching. Staff I see as very professional.
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by Cugel on Jan 24, 2012 2:23 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
7 + Grand is fun.
TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse
I’ve been a couple of times.
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even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse
I think I’ve been once.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, I suppose my idea is none too original, but from the yelp reviews, my place would have better service/ more servers to customers ratio.
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Sounds like they need beer vending machines (patent pending).
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions
…and fair maidens available to groom your glorious locks with a brush made of sandlewood with the finest boar bristles?
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions
silvertip badger bristles, much softer and works up a great lather. (wait, this isn’t shaving discussion?)
also they should hire the girl in the hat from Rickhouse.
#calgang take me away
what about that chick that Rishi was all googly over who sold the pumpkin whatever it was? Something Hotness?
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
so you guys were misleading me this whole time? DICKS
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions
she brought me delicious cocktails and scotch. that probably gets her a few bonus BAM points. also, consuming said cocktail and scotch add a couple more.
#calgang take me away
this and this.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions
I approve of hiring hat girl.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions
Aw, come on!
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions
there could be more hat girls. i’m willing to go back and find out.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions
something something haberdashers blah blah need booze
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions
oh yeah. hmmm. yes.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions
Wait, people are going tomorrow? I’ll be there tomorrow!
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 24, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions
really? i think AndBears, Rishi and myself signed up for Harringtons at 6PM
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions
That’s the one! I’ll be there with friends, but I’ll be sure to look for you guys.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 24, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions
Harringtons? Mine’s some place on Harrison.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 24, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions
oh yeah mine too
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 25, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions
I see a new subthread
No fruity mixed drinks, only the classics
Please make a list of “the classic” cocktails as you see it.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions
Honestly, I’d have to outsource this to others, as I almost never drink any mixed drinks, I’m something of a purist concerning alcohol.
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100% pure alcohol could kill you!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions
Everclear!
"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."
-- Andrew Latham Smith
Good ol’ jungle juice — trash can from wal-mart, add ever clear and Hi C, cut up some fruit, voila.
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--Thoroughbred
We always used 20ish $8 handles, 20-25 kool-aid packets, a 25lb bag of sugar, and hose water
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
so uncouth man
we used handles, sprite, frozen juice concentrate, fresh fruit (if it was a sorority we particularly liked), and a little bit of beer
"#caltrollgang" - RB
is “fresh fruit” a keyword for roofies?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions
hmm ....
Old Fashioned, Manhattan, whiskey sour. Martini, gin and tonic, Tom Collins. Sidecar. Plus, NOLA cocktails — sazerac, gin fizz, milk punch, etc.
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--Thoroughbred
Pimm’s cup.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
they don’t have vodka in this bar, apparently.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions
close...
I don’t know that I’d bother owning my own bar because my favorite bar in New Orleans is mighty close to that description: check the interior…
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
That does look really nice, sad to say, I’ve never been to the Big Easy.
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I like your bar a lot.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
I ordered sock from Vivarati recently and they were fantastic. But that’s not what this post is about.
They asked if I had any special requests, and I asked if they could draw Stegosaurus throwing a football on the box. And, by God, they did!
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by Rishi on Jan 24, 2012 2:26 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
lol they didn't try very hard.

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 24, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
lolwtf
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions
Where were you when that was the biggest meme in the history of memes to ever hit CGB?
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
I tell ya, kids these days don’t appreciate tradition.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions
#classicmemes
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions
I cant believe how far we’ve come.
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Man did we have fun with that one (by which I mean beating it into the ground until it was no longer funny, but then somehow became funny again and then not funny at all).
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions
haha, whats funny is at that time, Id ont think I really realized how insular we were. And hat it was having a negative effect on growing the site.
Its what happened at AN in that the higher ups were concerned about an insular clique driving off newbies. Hurting growth.
We were in a situtaion where we were doing too many DBDisms on thef ront page tetc etc etc and making people fee like they were on the outsid elooking in. But we calmed that all down and we have a much better situation here.
i know at BlazersEdge they banned a bunch of people to essentially break upa clique and they said it went better in the long run, but it seems extreme. We just limited DBD to DBD and tried to be as welcoming as possible!
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It’s nicely done, and the DBD really keeps the FP posts on topic (which is why I try not to mess them up much).
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 3:11 PM PST up reply actions
I'm here because Blazers Edge gave up the Junk Drawer
this is one of the last refuge of fun. You may now re-consider how welcoming you want to be
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 24, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions
Tell me more about what happened with the Junk Drawer? Im only vaguely knowledgebl about it.
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I dunno - the months when Shit Got Real
I was on a ranch in Central OR without internet connection. These Junk Drawers, sometimes several a day, were apparently diluting the purpose of the site. People complained about it being clique-ish, more because of the inside jokes than people being excluded. I found it fun. Royrules may remember more, or ‘ppilot’ if he comes around here
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 24, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions
Hmm, interesting stuff. Thanks.
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So many T-shirts, so few cafepress sites.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
Don’t go all Groucho Marx on us.
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
Wow, must have been just before my time.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions
Crazy to think it was that long ago. I think of you as old school.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions
I’m just so two thousand and late :-/
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions
Did you order from Lands End Canvas? I remember getting a handwritten note thanking me for my order the time I bought stuff from them.
I ordered some v necks (posted a free shipping coupon yesterday). Eagerly awaiting that.
Oh, and the tan Tommy Hilfiger suit.
2011 World Cup Champions Team India
They usually have a deal where you get some kind of free shipping if it is over $100…not sure on that. But it is 40% of all their sale stuff right now. I looked through it today but did not see anything too enticing.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KatzSmith Productions, made up of David Katzenberg and Seth Grahame-Smith, just signed a two-year film production deal with Warner Bros. Along with a collection of original projects, the two have big plans for Beetlejuice 2.
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this is all my fault
yesterday i said “there will never be a, and i repeat, beetlejuice 2, beetlejuice 2, beetlejuice 2!!!”
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
I thought for SURE this was a Twist post, and was disappointed that it was not.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions
HOLD ME
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Does his wife know yet?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
Biblically? Doubtful.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions
I disliked the first one intensely
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions
You and I disagree.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions
yes
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions
HAHAHAHA
Along with a collection of original projects, the two have big plans for Beetlejuice 2.
Someone doesn’t understand the meaning of the word “original”
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Sounds like Twist’s wedding night!
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
hey
answering all of the [nonexistent] clamor of [nobody] someone!
I can see re-making good movies to recycle IP for profit. I can see remaking movies botched or bad adaptations of stories or books. Remaking a meh movie like this? Meh.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions
I generally think it’s better to re-make bad movies. Remaking great movies is almost always a mistake.
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Manchurian Candidate!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions
Haven’t seen the remake, but I did make the mistake of watching the remake of “Sabrina” /shudders.
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The remake wasn’t terrible, I’m sure because Denzel Washington was in it, but it’s nowhere near as awesome as the original.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions
Wait.
Did I miss something or are you calling Beetlejuice a “meh” moving? You, sir, were apparently not 9 years old when it came out.
I have a vague recollection of taking a date to see it. Which sucked, so it’s too bad there was no yelp for me to post a bad review about it.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions
I think I was 12 or 13 when Beetlejuice came our and I loved it. I also had feelings for Winona Ryder in my special place.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions
You got pancreatitis while watching Beetlejuice?
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t think my bathing suit covers my pancreas.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions
Shrinkage!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions
It’s like lost except the island is hella smaller and there are moar murderers
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
Also, they started getting too crazy before letting people get invested in the show. This will be their downfall!
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 24, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions
Hugo’s parents are furd professors. Boom canceled!
"Our sturdy golden troll"
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions
I like that in every episode they have to go back to the island.
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 24, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
He took some kid boating on a so called “Lake Moraga” and threw him in the lake
"Our sturdy golden troll"
-cldpc
by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
Did you see they did a live Wet Hot in SF?
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ya. oskisun and my bro went. i went to stella the following night. it was taped.
we gotta get our hands on that tape!!!
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How was Stella?
Why you no contact me that you were gonn ago?
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stella was hilar. paul rudd and bobcat goldthwaite made appearances
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I hate you
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Michael Showalter seems like a huge dick, but they are funny in general.
Its Wet Hot
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I love how the bay bridge is in vancouver
And the kentucky skyline is just as turrible as LA


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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions
That's rude
Kentucky’s not that bad!
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions
I agree. The Ky skyline isn’t too bad.

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"
HOLY SHIT KENTUCKY HAS 8 TALL BUILDINGS NOW?!?!?!?!?!?!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
Yup!!
Not everyone can have a phallic building.
There is a group that is trying to build Museum Plaza. A 62 floor building that combines a hotel, condo, offices, etc.

Ran into money issues as well as vibration in adjacent buildings when they were trying to dig the foundation.
Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"
You could fit half of Louisville in there!
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--Thoroughbred
if you want to be really trendy
make sure and throw that up right in the middle of your city’s iconic park.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 6:52 AM PST up reply actions
The Justin Timberlake album?
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neighborhood looked super believable
sort of like The Mentalist and their California settings
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
I feel I watch The Mentalist for the same reason I used to watch House. Watch the main character be a dick to everyone.
Well, that and I like Robin Tunney.
…photos?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions
I thought you guys were :(
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions
That’s not even close.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
House has been meeeh this season. Although, I do appreciate Odette Annable :)
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
I like Robin Tunney
I just threw up in my mouth a little
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions
to each their own, my man
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by Fire Starkey on Jan 24, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions
She’s not bad, the other is way better.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
What?
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Bodyslam!
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions
What else would Yao be with, a baseball?
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--Thoroughbred
(the basketball is being used as a paintbrush)
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions
Japanese jazz band called the Seatbelts with a sick sax solo
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Is this “Tank”? The title song for Cowboy Bebop?
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 24, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions
The Seatbelts are Yoko Kanno's band.
(Kanno wrote most of the music for Cowboy Bebop, including Tank!)
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Yoko Kanno
wrote the soundtrack for Uncharted Waters too!
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions
But mostly Cowboy Bebop
because Cowboy Bebop is pretty much the best thing ever.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Wut is Marv Jones?
Marvin Jones, California: Jones had arguably the best day of the North squad receivers. Primarily used as a short and intermediate perimeter receiver during his senior year, Jones got to work vertical routes in practice and he shined. He consistently flashed a strong burst to separate from off-man coverage and then exhibited another gear to pull away as the ball arrived.
Jones blew past Iowa State cornerback Leonard Johnson on a deep post in one-on-one drills. Later in shells, he caught a deep post for a touchdown where he made an excellent move late in the route by reducing the shoulder – dipping it away from contact of the DB – and slipping ahead of his opponent to make an over-the-shoulder catch. He kept both feet inside the end line and maintained possession of the ball as he was dragged down from behind. He later caught a seam route in tight coverage on a strong throw from Russell Wilson, snaring the ball over his shoulder after getting on top of the defender early.
Jones’s vertical skills might serve as a revelation to some evaluators who have only watched him in recent years as Cal’s bailout option. That recent role in Jeff Tedford’s West Coast offense has served him well because he has become a physical receiver for his size. He plays big for his 6-2 frame and he also showed that today when he ran a hook route and collided at the top of his break with the defensive back, but managed to make a diving rebound of a pass he tipped after the initial collision.
Jones’s routes are smooth and he isn’t shy about eating a defender’s cushion by driving close until the top of his break. Many receivers in this practice made the mistake of breaking a little sooner on routes than they should have and didn’t get the depth on routes that Jones has obviously learned in Tedford’s pro style offense. If he had attacked the ball from his break just a little more aggressively on hook routes, he would have had a flawless day.
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 3:45 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
We have a West Coast Offense at Cal?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions
It’s like a punt unit, except we throw it 15 yards to the other team on 3rd and long.
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions
We punt it depending on coverage, if they are double or triple covered then we punt.
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions
silly
convert a punter to QB then you can quick-kick on third down. UNSTOPPABLE
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions
I’m really not surprised in the least, I think he’ll shine in the NFL.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
Yup
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Greg Biggins @GregBiggins
AZ DB Zach Hoffpauir still committed to #Cal, looking at 2 others insider.espn.go.com/blog/ncfrecrui… #Stanford #ArizonaState
Tony Gonzalez? University of California?
nono this is how we doom

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions
YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
AZ DB Zach Hoffpauir still committed to #Cal
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions
Also
Cal, ’furd, and… ASU??? One of these things is not like the other.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions
Zing!
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions
We went to the College World Series!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions
Dennis Allen leading Raiders candidate
The Oakland Raiders have identified Denver Broncos defensive coordinator Dennis Allen as the leading candidate to become their next head coach, according to multiple league sources.
Other Raiders head coaching candidates, including Philadelphia Eagles offensive coordinator Marty Mornhinweg and Chicago Bears offensive coordinator Mike Tice, already have been informed that Oakland has found its man and they are no longer under consideration, according to sources.
Allen is meeting Tuesday with Raiders officials to see whether the two sides can take the final steps they need to come to an agreement.
Raiders general manager Reggie McKenzie is currently at the Senior Bowl in Mobile, Ala., and is expected to make his decision this week. He told CSNCalifornia.com that he will interview Allen again Tuesday night but negotiations have not started.
“He’s got a lot of stuff he needs to answer,” McKenzie told the website. “Nah, it’s not a lock, irregardless of other people’s reports.”
What would be notable about this hiring is that Allen would become the first Raiders head coach with a defensive background since former owner Al Davis hired John Madden. Madden was the Raiders linebackers coach when Oakland hired him in 1969.
Allen also would come from the division-rival Broncos. The last time the Raiders hired a former Broncos assistant as head coach was Mike Shanahan in 1988.
This just in: The Raiders have fired Dennis Allen.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions
Hooray for lawyers! Keeping America safe.
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Who is Robert E. Grady, Jr?
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Not sure. Just thought I’d get people’s attention here if I spoke ill of lawyers. He’s some dude who is suing Solyndra for the gummyment money they received.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions
via @danahull:
Robert Grady says he is 57, retired engineer who worked “mostly in the oil and chemical industry,” Republican. #solyndra
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions
Now it makes more sense.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions
One guy owns $535M worth of Solyndra debt?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions
He’s filing on behalf of taxpayers.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions
ahh
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions
This won’t waste any of our taxpayer money at all.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions
I’m just pissed I didn’t think of it first.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions
Like weed?
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions
Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it for 23 years and now use it to self-medicate every night just so you can get some sleep.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions
I would never carry a bong around like that while hiking.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions
double grip?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, seems more convenient to just have a baggie and some paper to roll a j, amirite?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions
Zactly.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions
just popped in to inform you...
Scootie’s WFH tomorrow. Everyone bring your A game.
by Scootie on Jan 24, 2012 4:53 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions
Oh, I’m ready! And even if I fall, you’ll give me a pole to hold onto, right?
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions
GIRL POWER!
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WFH?
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I got my degree in Shillosophy from there!
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It’s like the Minneapolis Institute of Terminology but in Houston
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I thought the Madison Institution Of Taxidermy was in Hanover, CT?
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Wells Fargo Hotel. Exclusive 1%er place, you’ve probably never heard of it.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions
Even fi it was a 25% place, I’ve never heard of it
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Way F*ing Hot
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by natteringnabob on Jan 24, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions
just popped in to inform you...
Rishi’s exclusive Chaat Only DBD tomorrow. Everyone bring your A puri.
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Just popped in to inform you...
This is a really cool way of visualizing cocktail ingredients
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
That is a seriously strong white russian, and I’m not talking about Zangief. It is a cool graph, is each ingredient segment showing its share of the drink or is it indicating the final level of the drink after pouring that ingredient?
Hmmm … or those actually the same thing.
by Bears916 on Jan 24, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Looks like a normal Russkie to me.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions
just pooped in to inform you...
GB’s instructions on how to set up outlook on your new computer since you poured clam chowder all over your old one. Everyone bring five dollars.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
interesting...
http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2012/01/powertrekk-fuel-cell-charger-for-hikers-bikers/

Which (finally) brings us to the PowerTrekk fuel cell, a portable charger which will charge your USBgadgets as fast as if they were plugged into a wall. The case looks like an oversized contact-lens holder, and into the two circular chamber go a PowerPukk fuel disc and water, respectively. The PowerTrekk then pulls the hydrogen out of the water and turns it into electricity. Each PowerPukk is good to charge one smartphone fully.
are those…. moon shoes?
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions
just popped in...
…my shoulder. Damn thing got dislocated by a flying hipbone boomerang after I ran into a sheep.
Old Toothwrangler
Chaat?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions
yeah not gonna happen. if the BART were a little more convenient to get back to Millbrae, then yeah.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions
yeah that’s where I’m parked… i’m not taking the BART to Fremont for chaat. Afterwards that’s like a 2 hour trip back.
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions
Surprisingly, that wouldn’t take very long since you’d be going against traffic.
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fremont is not known for its great drivers, but i agree w/ you.
Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!
Indians, NUMMI, Solyndra… California School for the Deaf… the Spanish Mission….
Okay that’s pretty much all I’ve got.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 5:17 PM PST up reply actions
Oh yeah, first majority-minority city in America, IIRC!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 5:17 PM PST up reply actions
It’s probably for the best that your grandma’s house is not Indian.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions
9 of the slowest freeway exits on 880n when driving to the Bay from Santa Cruz?
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
Hayward’s only like 5 exits. Industrial, Tennyson, 92, Winton, and A St. I think Hesperian at 238 is in San Lorenzo.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions
ooh!
BART to Millbrae and drive to Fremont!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions
Yes. 101 south to 92 east. Take Industrial or some exit right before 880 south, then jump back on until Ardenwood. Won’t take very long at all.
And coming back, there won’t be traffic.
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It’s not even that bad going there.
And if there’s traffic on 92 or 880, you can take 101S to 84.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions
Pssh, I drive 101—>92 every night. It’s not that bad.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 5:15 PM PST up reply actions
Past 92 is worse b/c of Mountain View tech traffic.
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--Thoroughbred
Yeah, I’d take 92 to 880 over taking 84 unless there was an accident on one of those freeways.
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions
This is the most inane subthread I’ve ever had the pleasure to Z through.
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions
“other”?
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by CalBandGreat on Jan 24, 2012 5:23 PM PST up reply actions
“2011 World Cup Champions Team India”
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Caltrain baby bullet back to Millbrae
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 5:16 PM PST up reply actions
yeah not gonna happen
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions
Don’t you have to go back to San Mateo anyway? You could take him back across the bridge, right?
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions
he doesn’t
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, I thought he lived on the peninsula. I guess technically Foster City not San Mateo but still!
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by atomsareenough on Jan 24, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions
I just popped in to Informer
a licky boom boom down.
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by sec119 on Jan 24, 2012 5:23 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I just popped in to inform you
Scootie’s really gonna get all of you once she sees what’s happened here.
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I just popped in to inform you
I’m leaving
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by TwistNHook on Jan 24, 2012 5:26 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
recrecrecrecrec
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 6:53 AM PST up reply actions
And, kids, that's how a new CGB meme was born.
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by Rishi on Jan 24, 2012 5:29 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
have a national parks question
will ask tomorrow. later, all.
by the federer express on Jan 24, 2012 5:35 PM PST reply actions
You bored?
10 commercials with celebrities before they were famous
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
Starring Pitt, Reeves, Lohan, Fey, Freeman, Willis, Green, Black, Moore and DiCaprio
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
The Tina Fey one reminds me of a fake commercial from a 30 Rock episode.
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What a terrible commercial
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YOU SHUT UP! NOW U HAS SECRETS!
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions
Hi
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What are the best beer bars in the Bay Area?
http://insidescoopsf.sfgate.com/blog/2012/01/24/what-are-the-best-beer-bars-in-the-bay-area/
To get the suds flowing — and since today is officially Beer Can Appreciation Day (no, really it is) — above is a thoroughly unscientific list of a dozen or so of the Bay Area’s finest beer specialists (plus a few honorary restaurants), inspired by a similar list by Draft Magazine, which named four Bay Area reps in its list of the 100 Best Bars in America: La Trappe, The Trappist, Beer Revolution and Toronado.
I wanna check these places out the next time i’m in the yay area.
Please find the same article for LA residents, kthanxbai!
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
Have you been to City Tavern in Culver City? That seems to be an affordable cab ride from my place haha
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
Burger. is pretty awesome, the owner is kind of pompous, but the 40-50 beers, 3 wines and 3 whiskeys on tap, plus the 50 beer by-the-bottle menu is unmatched in my experience. Plus they take pride in the quality of their ingredients, which is always appreciated (esp in SC)
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I will do tomorrow’s DBD.
I promise awesomeness.
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It’s gonna be Jumbaco related, isn’t it
Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.
by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 24, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions
Even had I not seen the title, I would have known that the 1/25 DBD would have the same degree of awesomeness as all the others you’ve created.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Thanks for that compliment, DC Trojan. It means a lot coming from you!
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Whew- just watched the State of the Union
I think I missed some of the clapping, though. My internet connection is a bit spotty.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
I liked it when he made the milk joke and he smiled
I was thinking “OMG POTUS MADE TROLLFACE! TROLLIN SO HARD!!!!!!!!”
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions
POTUS + Jumbaco?
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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions
First you take the POTUS then you add 2 tacos…
What do you get?
BARACKO!!!! BARACKO!!!
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions 6 recs
Rec’d
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec’d
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec’d
"I'll die before I surrender, Tim."
by MR.F. on Jan 24, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec’d
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 8:59 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
that's pretty terrible even for you
rec’d
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 6:54 AM PST up reply actions
I like how he went with the joke… you just know, I mean YOU KNOW, that either he had doubts about it but his writers loved it, or he loved it and his writers had doubts about it… be he went with it…
Could have been the latter. Joke was so bad, but I LOL’d when he made the trollface at the very end because then I knew he was trollin for sho.
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions
No asterisk?
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions
Nope, this SOTU reminded me why I voted for him in the first place. Of course all SOTUs are kind of redick but for an election year I think he did really well
"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"
I thought it was cool too! I am wondering when I can get chastised
BARRY! BARRY! BARRY!
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions
Pretty much.
How he pwned Bin Laden pretty much translated to:
If you don’t like me and these fabulous SF operators from seal team 6 pwning Bin Laden, you all hate America and you will all go to hell!
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions
U-S-A! U-S-A!
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by sec119 on Jan 24, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
TROOF
I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American, fight for what’s right, fight for your life!
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions
dun dun dun dun dunununuh

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on Jan 24, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
I rec'd you so hard
When it comes crashing down, and it hurts inside,
ya’ gotta take a stand, it don’t help to hide,
Well, you hurt my friends, and you hurt my pride,
I gotta be a man; I can’t let it slide,
I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American, fight for what’s right, fight for your life!
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions
Have you seen China, Il? It's a cartoon on Adult Swim by the Neely Bros
(the George Washington video~) and Hulk Hogan voices one of the characters. It is fucking awesome.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on Jan 24, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I will use my trusty google and find it!
Thank you kind sir!
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions
if you won't pay your $1.05
who will?
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 6:55 AM PST up reply actions
And there won’t be any virgins waiting for you there.
"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."
by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 24, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions
TEBOWHIO!
A church youth ministry program is raising money in hopes of landing Tebow speak at an annual faith-based event in Zanesville in eastern Ohio. Youth Pastor Adam King with New Hope Gospel Church tells the Zanesville Times Recorder that an announcement was made at Sunday services and that thousands of dollars was already donated by Sunday night. A flyer says the goal is to raise $50,000 to have Tebow appear at the event called The Restoration on March 2.
Meanwhile, multiple media outlets report that Tebow has committed to come to Ohio Christian University in Circleville for a leadership forum on April 24.
Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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This ones for Coach Tedford. Love you coach.
This kid loves to play with the twittgoons. It’s actually quite funny.
My Two Cents on Bars
So I thought I’d chime in on this topic before it’s dead. I have some bar-running history in the family. My father was a bartender for 30 years, managed for at least 15 of those and now runs a restaurant/concert hall. On my mother’s side, my extended family owns and manages at least 5 bars in the SoCal area.
From what I’ve seen it’s a relatively low margin business. Sticking with Alcohol is your best bet. Branching out into funky themes and gimmicks or expanding the offerings into food, etc might seem fun, but it’s generally bad business. Obviously, as in any volume business, if you blow up big time then you’ll be in good shape. The safest plan, however, is to run a dive bar. One of those dank, dark places that only 50 or so people actually go to.
With that said, there is a PAC-12 themed restaurant/bar within walking distance of my house. It’s a great concept with really poor execution. I’d love to run that place, I’m convinced with my experience in the business I could run it way better than this guy can (I happen to know the owners). By the way, every team has a burger named after them. Cal’s burger? The portabello mushroom burger. Lame.
Is this in Seattle?
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 9:27 PM PST up reply actions
W T F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 24, 2012 9:34 PM PST up reply actions
WTF, there are only 11 burgers on their Pac-12 Burger page. http://mukilteolodge.com/Menu/DiningRoomMenu/Pac12Burgers.aspx
by Yes We Cannon on Jan 24, 2012 9:47 PM PST up reply actions
that's an interesting response
I always assumed it was a low-margin deal, hence the historic urge for the Thenardiers of the world to water down the booze they serve.
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by natteringnabob on Jan 25, 2012 6:57 AM PST up reply actions

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