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SO MUCH DOOM!

I've wanted JT gone for years, BUT - Today, 05:20 PM

he is being treated unfairly here. I'm one of the Negas, have been for sometime so do NOT confuse this with S Pumping. I have been on the phone with my sources quite a bit today (they are well connected and have yet to lead me astray) and TOSH is to blame for this, not JT. I'm not sure how much I can say, but I'll give what I can. Here is the story/timeline as I have heard:

Tosh was offered a job at Wash and he came to JT with the "my heart is here speech". JT went and fought for Tosh to get the offer matched. JT and Tosh have a meeting where JT tells Tosh how much he wants to keep him, how he is an integral part of what they are doing, etc. He says that he went and got the offer matched and that he wanted him to stay, but that he won't/can't get into a bidding war for Tosh and that he (JT) needs his (Tosh's) word that this is done and that he (Tosh) isn't going anywhere. Tosh assures JT this is over. Tosh breaks his word, continues talking to UW and gets another offer which he doesn't present to JT, as he has already been told and committed to no bidding war.

JT didn't find out Tosh was gone (by voicemail) until he got off the plane for a recruiting trip Tosh was supposed to meet JT on. They were supposed to meet yesterday to recruit and Tosh didn't show.

Combine that with the fact that Tosh is breaking the unwritten coaches code of only recruiting for one school and he is dead to me and I suspect Cal and JT as well. If you are recruiting and switch schools, you stop recruiting those guys... pass them off to another on staff.


Truly despicable. In my estimation, JT has committed a multitude of sins, but this fiasco isn't on him. No one looks rosy in this, but this is Tosh's doing.

Hopefully this gives a picture of what went down without burning my sources. I don't want to talk about numbers, but if there are any questions, I'll do my best.

That is sugercoated so here is moar DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM:

I'll just say this: It's worse than the original narrative.

I get being underappreciated and all the ramifications that come with it but when you clear out in the middle of the night with no warning and are immediately in contact with recruits that morning when your employers don't even know yet and start not only recruiting for your new program the guys you recruited for Cal but tell them, "DON'T GO TO CAL?"

That and other actions make this an irreparable rift, imo.

Also, furk SOPA:

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Millions of Americans oppose SOPA and PIPA because these bills would censor the Internet and slow economic growth in the U.S.

Two bills before Congress, known as the Protect IP Act (PIPA) in the Senate and the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) in the House, would censor the Web and impose harmful regulations on American business. Millions of Internet users and entrepreneurs already oppose SOPA and PIPA.

The Senate will begin voting on January 24th. Please let them know how you feel. Sign this petition urging

Congress to vote NO on PIPA and SOPA before it is too late.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I weep for the future.

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by golden oso on Jan 18, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

More here

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

re: SOPA. Can somebody tell me if section 103 relates specifically and solely as to “foreign internet sites.” Most of the bill seems to relate solely to “foreign internet sites” as defined in section 101. However, 103, whose “market based solutions” section seems the most potentially dangerous to me, does not seem to have the foreign website qualifier.

That is concerning to me, esp. when coupled with sec104 immunity. However, 103 is limited as follows:

(i) the U.S.-directed site is primarily designed or operated for the purpose of, has only limited purpose or use other than, or is marketed by its operator or another acting in concert with that operator for use in, offering goods or services in a manner that engages in, enables, or facilitates—
(I) a violation of section 501 of title 17, United States Code;
(II) a violation of section 1201 of title 17, United States Code; or
(III) the sale, distribution, or promotion of goods, services, or materials bearing a counterfeit mark, as that term is defined in section 34(d) of the Lanham Act or section 2320 of title 18, United States Code; or
(ii) the operator of the U.S.-directed site—
(I) is taking, or has taken, deliberate actions to avoid confirming a high probability of the use of the U.S.-directed site to carry out acts that constitute a violation of section 501 or 1201 of title 17, United States Code; or
(II) operates the U.S.-directed site with the object of promoting, or has promoted, its use to carry out acts that constitute a violation of section 501 or 1201 of title 17, United States Code, as shown by clear expression or other affirmative steps taken to foster infringement.

Sites like Facebook, reddit, Wikipedia, CGB, etc etc etc don’t seem to fall within that definition.

Am I misreading this in some way?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 17, 2012 10:35 PM PST reply actions  

No, you are just the internet’s most successful troll.

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 17, 2012 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I am willing to give you sec119 immunity … but it’ll cost you.

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by sec119 on Jan 17, 2012 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

This… is not language….

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by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Due to all this SOPA business, I learned there’s a congressman named Good Latte:

http://goodlatte.house.gov/

by minesweeper on Jan 18, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

You forgot to link the info about To$h, and the link ot the petition.

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by BearStage on Jan 17, 2012 10:56 PM PST reply actions  

http://bearinsider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54683

If you keep reading, it appears that more than one person with “insider” connections basically verifies the same story.

by iVinshe on Jan 17, 2012 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind seeing the internet shut down on Wendesday

At least that way we don’t have to read about the next set of Cal’s assistant coaches being bought by UW.

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by Berkelium97 on Jan 17, 2012 11:11 PM PST reply actions  

Confusing.

I have a copy of the Constitution on my iPhone. It has just been updated for the first time (I have had it for three years). I am afraid to look…

by Scootie on Jan 17, 2012 11:22 PM PST reply actions  

You mean… amended?

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by cldpc on Jan 18, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope not but i am still too afraid to look!

by Scootie on Jan 18, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Not trolling...

But slightly channeling Twist here.

Can someone give me the bullet points on SOPA? As far as I can tell, it’s looking to protect copyrights that are so often currently infringed upon on the Web. Does it go farther than this? How does it do this in a harmful way? Or are the protestors just largely in favor of piracy?

by Scootie on Jan 17, 2012 11:25 PM PST reply actions  

I can write more tomorrow, but here are the quick hits. Here is the language (I rec most people read it themselves).

Sec101: Definitions
Sec102: US Attorney General can bring request Court issue order to shut down site (either directly to site or to domain host) of foreign infringers. This appears to relate solely to foreign websites directed at US traffic.

Sec103: “Market based solution.” Copyright owner can send a “shutdown notice” to a website or domain host if they find that the site is dedicated to infringing and they find an infringment. This does not seem to relate solely to foreign sites. No court action is required. You just send a notice and the people have 5 days to respond. There are more complications regarding ad networks, which confuses me.

Section 104: People get legal immunity for taking actions based upon Court Orders from AG or one of those shut down notice.

Section 105: People get legal immunity for taking actions that stop providing service for websites that harm US health (this appears to be related to Canadian websites selling cheap prescription drugs).

There is a lot mroe bla bla bla in all this, but these appear to be the real crux. It is pretty much section 102, 103, and 104 that are the most disconcerting to me.

But 102 seems to relate solely to foreign sites that are US directed. And 103 seems to relate solely to sites DEDICATED to infringing. So, I’m not sure why everybody is flipping their shit.

I think they are just beating the drum on this. And thats fine. Politics is based on fear. Make all the internet people afraid SOPA will take away the internet. I can’t find the specific language that underpins that claim, though.

If somebody can show it to me, that’d be great. I’m really loving this legislative analysis and look forward to further disucssion on it.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 17, 2012 11:37 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Also, its important to understand where we are in the legislative process.

PIPA, SOPA’s match in the Senate, passed the Senate committee. It has to now be passed by the Senate as a whole. Senator Wyden of Oregon has stated he will filibuster it. The way filibusters are set up, 1 senator can basically dominate everything. Here’s why. If you don’t have a quorum in the Senate, you can’t do shit. That means 50+ Senators. Now, you RARELY have 50+ senators there, because they are out doing things. And there is usually a tacit gentleman’s agreement that you don’t really NEED 50+ senators to get shit done.

However, if a quorum call is specifically requested and there are not 50+ senators, then everrything gets shut down. That never happens bc of the gentleman’s agreement. but if the senator is filibuster and calls for one and there aren;’t 50+ senators, filibustering dude wins.

So, are there 50+ senators who care THAT much about PIPA/SOPA to stop Wyden? I doubt it. So, if Wyden is serious about this, he ALONE can stop this thing.

On the House side, it’s still in committee. It hasn’t even passed committee, although it is anticipated that it will. They are in the mark up phase which is when they deal with amendments etc etc. The opposition flooded the mark up with amendments, but all have ben defeated. However, Lamar Smith, the sponsor, has made some changes. More changes are likely, esp. now that the White HOuse has come outa gainst it.

So, the committee has to pass it. Then, the House has to pass it. That may or may not happen. Eric Cantor, #2 in the House (and always gunning for #1), said that they won’t move on the matter if there is not consensus.

This is an inssue where Republicans AND Democrats are working together and against each other. It is not partisan. Democrast I respect are for it. Republicans I loathe are against it. Strange bed fellows etc etc etc. So, it has to pass the House.

THEN, PIPA has to pass the Senate (which we discussed previously). Then, they have the joint committee where the two bills have to be merged.

Then, the merged bill has to be re-passed the House and teh Senate. Wyden gets another shot to fili if he wants.

Then, Obama has to sign it into law and NOT veto it.

It is moderately surprising ANYTHING gets made into law givne how complex the system is.

But that is where we are now. It is basicalyl 1 step deep into the proces and there are still many many many many many many many many MANY MANY MANY steps remaining.

That is your civics lesson for the day, kids!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 17, 2012 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks.

Still mystified.

by Scootie on Jan 17, 2012 11:49 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

This is so great.

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by CruzinBears on Jan 18, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Spotted in the twitterverse

It’s way too big, so I’m going to link to it:

https://twitpic.com/show/large/88ueqz

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

lolz

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by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, what a scumbag.

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by Cugel on Jan 18, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

The photographer should shut down his website.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

someone explain pls

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The congressman that authored SOPA stole the background photo for his website

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 18, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The author of the SOPA bill’s campaign website used a wallpaper that can be traced to a photographer that was uncredited for his work.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Anti-piracy congressman has unlicensed photo on his website.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

sigh

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by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The guy who wrote the SOPA bill used an unlicensed image for his website.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

MONO- D’OH!

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Money can be exchanged for goods and serviecs.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

The author of the SOPA bill looks like a dweeb.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

cacapoopoopeepeeshire

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

cool!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Twitter is a social networking site, but that’s not important right now.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

The congressman leading the push on SOPA is jackass who doesn’t know how to work the internet.

by paleodan on Jan 18, 2012 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Lifehacker gives a small explanation

http://lifehacker.com/5860205/all-about-sopa-the-bill-thats-going-to-cripple-your-internet

SOPA targeted any site that contributed to copyright infringement, even if it was simply facilitating the act by providing a tool that could be used for illegal purposes (regardless of intention). PIPA, on the other hand, requires the targeted site to have no significant use beyond copyright infringement. Basically, PIPA can only be used to censor a site if it’s more likely to be a source of illegal content than not. This is still problematic because a tool designed to accept user-generated content is, to some extent, at the whims of its users.

by unclesam22 on Jan 18, 2012 7:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks everyone!

I’m struggling with Wikipedia’s response of essentially “You can’t ask us not to violate copyright because it would be too hard with the way our service works.” I mean, it’s hard for me not to speed because I drive a badass car, but the cop don’t care.

by Scootie on Jan 18, 2012 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

A friend of mine’s husband is a CS professor. I was speaking to him the other day and evidently he believes there should be no such thing as patent, software, or trademark, period. Just do away with it all.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

what would be the source of revenue for software, then?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Good question. Maybe everything would move to open source?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, he’s an academic?

mmmHHMmmmmHHHHMMMMMMMM

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, that sect of the tech world. Fun times.

by puresilence on Jan 18, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You are big on that,aren’t you?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I think it’s an extreme position. I think that IP is over-protected, but I see the rationale for giving at least some protections for some limited period of time, at least in the non-software (and maybe non-art) realms.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 7:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Two parts:

1. Attorney General can ask court to shut down foreign website that has copyright violations.

2. ANybody that owns a copyright can send a notice to a hosting site to ask them to shut down a site if the site is focused on infringing and they find a infringment on their copyright there.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Here are my objections.
  1. First, there’s the “First they came for the foreign websites, and I did not speak up because I was not a foreign website” aspect. Given the de facto position the US holds as caretakers of the internet, the idea that one country can unilaterally nuke web sites without so much as a court hearing is disconcerting to me. What’s even more disturbing is that the very corporations in the US can do this.
  2. I don’t think it can possibly be successful in ending piracy. I don’t even have faith that it could take a sizable bite out of the problem. The proprieters of The Pirate Bay, one of the largest and most successful pirating organizations, have detailed simple plans that seem like they’ll be quite effective in working around the issue. (That link is actually not readable today due to SOPA protests, but you can probably go there again tomorrow.) It’s very hard for me to support a bill when I believe that it will be largely impotent in reaching its primary goal.
  3. The US FedGov has been far too beholden to copyright owners already, and they’re now giving them unprecedented power in the ability to shut down websites at will. This is part of a much larger conversation, but copyrights were originally intended
    To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
    which has meandered over time from its original inception (14 years, with an option to renew for another 14) to its current, horrific realization (life of the author plus 70 years). This is the kind of creep that honestly makes me wonder whether I really want a playoff for college football. The point is that copyright holders have historically gotten everything they’ve ever wanted, and they continually press for more. To me, the amount of power they already wield is essentially unconstitutional.
  4. I’m concerned about the precedent. I don’t know a way that I’m not making a slippery slope argument here, so feel free to dismiss this point as fallacious, but I don’t like the idea that a reactive congress that truly doesn’t understand the structure of the internet is so willing to throw the baby out with the bathwater, particularly given that the bathwater isn’t going anywhere. If this legislation fails to stop piracy, as I believe it will, I don’t know what’s coming next, and I don’t want to know.

I think I can agree that the internets are being a bit hyperbolic about what SOPA/PIPA are and do, but I do think there’s real potential for damage here. Maybe it’s largely academic, but if I can’t whine about academic things on a Cal blog, there where exactly can I whine about them?

Anyway, sorry for the TL;DR. Mostly, I came to congratulate you guys on your newfound hatred of washington. I support you guys so hard on this.

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by ProbablyMonty on Jan 18, 2012 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, thanks for the response. You made a lot of salient points. I do agree that it is better if SOPA/PIPA fails. I just wish people could make a more detailed argument as to why it is such a DISASTER.

I think it is a lot of beating the drum and people responding in fear. That is the best driver in politics. Fuck hope, fuck change, fear is where it is at!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

IFIFY
Fuck hope, fuck change, fuck washington, fear is where it is at!

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by ProbablyMonty on Jan 18, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t say that I completely grasp it, but as I understand it, the current law has plenty of recourse for copyright holders (I got the lecture on this form my brother who picked it up as part of his work in asset forfeiture). Handing enforcement off to private entities seems to open up a can of worms for the law being enforced for private interest – more so than usual, that is.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 18, 2012 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I have not looked into SOPA in detail, but I did run into an article that I found informative. This article criticizes the poor legal language of the bill.

The article argues that “foreign” is not well-defined by the legislation. Is it based on the website URL? The IP address? The server location? If a US-based site has a US server and a UK server, which ones are domestic? At my first glance, the definitions used in the law seem to have some serious wiggle-room.

by ChemiCalE on Jan 18, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the comment, ChemiCalE. Here is the link to the definitions:

(3) DOMESTIC DOMAIN NAME- The term `domestic domain name’ means a domain name that is registered or assigned by a domain name registrar, domain name registry, or other domain name registration authority, that is located within a judicial district of the United States.

(4) DOMESTIC INTERNET PROTOCOL ADDRESS- The term `domestic Internet Protocol address’ means an Internet Protocol address for which the corresponding Internet Protocol allocation entity is located within a judicial district of the United States.

(5) DOMESTIC INTERNET SITE- The term `domestic Internet site’ means an Internet site for which the corresponding domain name or, if there is no domain name, the corresponding Internet Protocol address, is a domestic domain name or domestic Internet Protocol address.

(6) FOREIGN DOMAIN NAME- The term `foreign domain name’ means a domain name that is not a domestic domain name.

(7) FOREIGN INTERNET PROTOCOL ADDRESS- The term `foreign Internet Protocol address’ means an Internet Protocol address that is not a domestic Internet protocol address.

(8) FOREIGN INTERNET SITE- The term `foreign Internet site’ means an Internet site that is not a domestic Internet site.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

So, they basically define what a domestic site is and then foreign sitse are defined as “not domestic.”

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Another Chemist on California Golden Blogs?

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Chemical engineer, but gotta fit into that Venn, y’know?

by ChemiCalE on Jan 18, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Engineers need a Venn too!!!!!!!

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by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

#OccupyNewCircleonVenn

by ChemiCalE on Jan 18, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Brother!!!! Or, Sister!!!!

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Wikipedia’s reasons for the blackout are:

Although the bills have changed, they are still a real threat to the free, open, and secure web. Among other serious problems in the current draft of the bills, the requirement exists for US-based sites to actively police links to purported infringing sites. These kinds of self-policing activities are non-sustainable for large, global projects – including possibly projects like Wikipedia. The legislative language is ambiguous and overly broad, even though it touches on protected speech. Our community is incredibly vigilant and proactive in keeping Wikipedia free of links or content that may infringe copyright.

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by MR.F. on Jan 17, 2012 11:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Do they provide the specific language to support their claims?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 17, 2012 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Iono. I’m not the law-talking guy! There’s a (slightly) more detailed list here and they cite this Electronic Frontier Foundation article.

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by MR.F. on Jan 17, 2012 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m opposed to SOPA/PIPA because copyright holders already have many alternatives when it comes to copyrighted material on the internet. For example, they can flag a video on YouTube, or report the website to it’s Internet Provider. BUT they already SEVERELY abuse that flag, and do a terrible job of finding the actual copyright violations. Some of the stuff that is flagged as copyrighted isn’t at all.

Also, our current copyright laws are bullshit (70 years after the death of the author!), and I don’t want to see that expanded at all.

by paleodan on Jan 18, 2012 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

IT IS INTERNET PROVIDER

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 2:45 AM PST up reply actions  

PSA

Mobile wikipedia is apparently not blacked out (as of Tuesday night). Just in case you need to look stuff up.

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by MR.F. on Jan 17, 2012 11:42 PM PST reply actions  

Wiki, on their page, has actually stated that they’ve got a few workarounds (i.e. disable javascript)… they just wanted to get the message out.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I saw that after.

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by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s much better than my current fix of reading articles in Hindi

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

but think of the practice you’re getting!

by the federer express on Jan 18, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

With less bankruptcy!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

“The memory section is a major poetic epic Hindu Mahabharata”?!

by the federer express on Jan 18, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I just pasted the first sentence from the Hindi wikipleadia page!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Also

I posted this elsewhere, but you can load the Wikipedia page, and then just hit STOP on your browser after the page loads and before it blacks out.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

When will Wikipedia stop drinking so much, it’s embarrassing!

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Binary?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 6:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I like big boats and I cannot lie

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 6:32 AM PST up reply actions  

You other brothers can’t deny

by unclesam22 on Jan 18, 2012 6:42 AM PST up reply actions  

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

by LeonPowe on Jan 18, 2012 6:47 AM PST up reply actions  

And a gunwale in your face

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Your spinnaker gets sprung!

by LeonPowe on Jan 18, 2012 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

It might just be me, but this meme is already tiresome.

by fiatlux on Jan 18, 2012 7:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Did I miss something with the boats?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 7:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Did Sark also buy out your willingness to put up with memes and give it a boat?

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 18, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

although this made me laugh

by fiatlux on Jan 18, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Competing DBDs?!

Only solution: Post in both! BRB, gonna Cugel the Cugel DBD

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 6:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I hid the other one per Cugel’s request.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 7:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Reddit is down!

Where am I supposed to get my cat photos from now?!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 6:54 AM PST reply actions  

Shaadi to the rescue

Link to play Angry Brides

The game, which was launched last week as a free application on Facebook, sees an angry bride attacking prospective grooms with household objects in response to their dowry demands.

The homepage of the game shows an eight-armed woman, what appears to be a reference to a Hindu goddess, wearing a red dress and holding weapons that include a pan. A caption below reads: "A woman will give you strength, care and all the love you need… NOT dowry!"

As the player proceeds through the various levels of the game, different options of weapons are available for the "angry bride" to target her three potential husbands: a doctor, an engineer and a pilot. Each hit gives the player a score, which adds up in the "anti-dowry fund."

by kolwave on Jan 18, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Women are so freaking scary.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

This is phenom!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

lolololol

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, because a woman launching objects at me is “funny”. ha. ha.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

In a sit-commy sort of way.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 18, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

spoken like somebody who’s never had half-full wine glasses hurled at you by a girl who incorrectly thought you were cheating on her.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

...

Go on.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

seconded

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Sadly, I’ve repressed (i.e. drank away) a lot of these memories… the only takeaways are that red wine stains can be removed from white carpets using Resolve and a lot of elbow grease, and if your first impression of a girl is that she might be crazy, she’s probably crazy. Also, even if I were cheating on her, this is a completely irrational response to somebody you’ve been dating for less than a month.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

ok i lied. I’m not sad about forgetting most of the details.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

show me where she was on the Crazy-Hawt scale

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

apparently on the wrong side of the line.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

But were your custom-tailored shirts okay?!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope the wine didn’t get into the fibers.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

This was back in college… I didn’t have any custom tailored shirts.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

yes it is.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

What about my dog? He’s pretty slobbery.

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I LOL’d.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Was she drunk?

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

maybe… don’t quite remember… it was more than a decade ago.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Where is she on the Hot Crazy Scale?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

definitely on the side barney’s finger was on.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Dangerous.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

hawt.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

DAMN U OLD

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

lols. Story time!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Yikes

Ok, no, this has never happened to me. Of course…. well never mind.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 18, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Go ojn

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Cugel would only let her throw white wine, the red wine is too precious.

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

CGB Watches!

Federer, get this one:

$250 from this site

I might like this one even more than the train one from last week.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 6:57 AM PST reply actions  

I’d have trouble telling time on that watch.

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by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 6:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m not that crazy about this one.

by unclesam22 on Jan 18, 2012 7:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I like the simplicity of it! I’m not into leather straps though.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 7:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Leather straps ON WATCHES

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 7:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m not crazy about leather on watches either, and I usually like the simplicity, but the blank face throws me.

by unclesam22 on Jan 18, 2012 7:07 AM PST up reply actions  

It actually could look pretty suave with black tie, surprisingly.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 7:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I like it! Then again, my watch is even harder to read (rectangular and only two dots).

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 7:23 AM PST up reply actions  

But your watch is an abacus!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Can you explain the methodology for reading? And in protest of SOPA, you can’t reply “google it”

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

… 2-0-1-5 = 10:15 pm???? Regardless, I think function takes a back seat here…

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s exactly it.

by LeonPowe on Jan 18, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

i’d almost get it if it were supposed to say 8:15PM. I’m failing to see this still.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing compared to this

Like its name implies, the watch uses the 12-5-9 method (12 hours, 5×10 minutes, 9 single minutes) to tell the time. Moving clockwise, the first two lines of the LEDs show the hours. The next line is the minutes up to 50, with each glowing LED showing 10 minutes. The final two lines are the single minutes, with one LED for each minute.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Does that have a calculator?

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap. That thing looks like it could blow up Alderaan.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

The power to read a watch is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

The watch is actually a midichlorian meter!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

See, someone makes an awesome Star Wars reference and then invariably someone else comes along and makes a Prequel reference and ruins everything. George Lucas sucks.

by Bears916 on Jan 18, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

From my point of view the Jedi are evil!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

so

while we’re on the subject, has Papa George’s retirement been covered yet?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

i thought getting one, but then, i was like, dude, gotta learn how to tell time again…f-it.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

But you’d look so stylish doing so!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 7:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, did no one buy me that pretty watch that Rishi suggested? Because, it was pretty. and I’m pretty. and pretty things should go together.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

No, but come get a Guinness!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I bought the Seiko from Amazon. Waiting for it to be delivered.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I like how it looks, but ultimately I’m staying away from it due to some of the negative reviews I read. basically, people are saying it’s not a reliable timepiece—gains or loses time erratically.

by the federer express on Jan 18, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

“MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME THE DAY I GOT THIS WATCH. ZERO STARS”

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

i’m pretty sure how a watch tells time is fair game for a review :)

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

9 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Surprised by Poor quality Seiko., November 15, 2011
By
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Amazon Verified Purchase(What’s this?)
This review is from: Seiko 5 Men’s SNK809 Automatic Black Strap Black Dial Watch (Watch)
I own 6 seiko watches (both automatics and quartz), and had a very good experience with all of them, until I purchased this one. I did not think much about puchasing the watch with a movement from Malaysia (big mistake!), because it is supossed to be built to Seiko quality standards.

Well, date mechanism does not work (both day of the week and day of the month), which is very annoying. Contacted the seller (Imperial Watches), and all I got as response was a recommendation to send it to Seiko for service. It is a logical solution, but 1) should have expected some more service (I had another issue with a watch in the past, and got far better service from another of Amazon’s sellers) and 2) I am not supossed to have this problem in the first place!!!!

If you are interested in this product, think twice about these Malaysia movements and Imperial Watches.

Hope this helps you make a good buying decision.

by the federer express on Jan 18, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

You have to pay extra for the Malaysia movement at the … wait, nvm.

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

7 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Stops when you don’t wear it; gains time when you do!, December 22, 2010
By
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This review is from: Seiko 5 Men’s SNK809 Automatic Black Strap Black Dial Watch (Watch)
I purchased this watch from Amazon.com, LLC on August 20th. After about 4 months of use, it started gaining 5-7 MINUTES per hour when I wear it. If I don’t wear it for as little as a few hours, it stops completely. In contrast, my Citizen Eco-Drive continues to keep excellent time for over a week. While automatic watches should continue to operate for up to 48 hours, this one does not. Overall, not exactly a reliable timepiece.

by the federer express on Jan 18, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

ugh, i HATE watches that aren’t synced to an atomic clock.

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahahahaha

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 18, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I rec’d it too

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, I’ll let you know. How if it’s a few seconds here or there, whatever. Watches are mostly for decoration anyway. I have a cell phone if I need to be precise.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I only wear mine now when taking Mrs. Kod out.

It kind of gets in the way at work. I stopped wearing it a while ago ‘cuz I was afraid I was going to dent Little K’s head.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s an awesome looking watch. i would consider it if i were into spending money on non-booze.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Help me pick bars, dawg!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

haha, i don’t have any good sports bars for you. I’m a huge fan of 620 jones in general (especially for nice-weather day drinking), but it’s too cold for that now.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, doesn’t have to be sports bars. Only the first one is a sports bar. Just looking for places that would be fun on a bar hop (for example, Absinthe worked out really well last year).

Was thinking Cigar Bar as one place before Kells (never been, but imagine it should be fun at night).

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Eh. Bars/clubs are whatever, it’s really about the crowd you’re with. Drinking in a parking lot with close friends is more fun than the best club without. Based on this, I rarely care about what bar I’m at.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I get that, but it’s a chance to try new places! I would have never gone to Absinthe or Comstock Saloon and they were both tons of fun.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

why not just do a north beach / marina bar crawl?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I want to have the places picked ahead of time and know we’re going to good places that we’ll fit in at. Too big a group to just wander around.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

look who’s a social fucking butterfly!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

My friends are chaotic!

Last year, we picked the places out, had recommended drinks, and had a schedule with a map. It worked out phenomenally.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

good luck finding places!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Help me, intern!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

im really busy today sorry :(

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re just making rap videos at work!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

i’ve learned not to try to move a large group of friends. be happy at one place.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m too special to be confined to one place, damnit!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

the officer at the local drunk tank disagrees.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That’s an odd place for a birthday party.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

What day are you planning this? I have friends coming to town next weekend and I’m looking for places. We’re definitely hitting the Gold Dust to pay our respects but after that… not too sure.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 18, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Saturday night.

I’m scared of Gold Dust after last time I went there.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 6:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Not a party bar, but a friend works at Giordano Bros. Good sports atmosphere and good sandwiches.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Can they accomodate 15-20 of us?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

They have 2 locations, one in the mission and one in north beach. The Mission location would be crowded so you’d want to call ahead. I think the one in North Beach is bigger.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah

Seems like more of a daytime place though :(

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry! my waitress friend is hot! But, come to think about it, she probably doesn’t work saturdays because of her real career as a stage manager

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Stage manager?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

for plays.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

ah!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I went to Cigar Bar once several years ago. I liked it. iirc, it’s a little smaller though. Also, I went to 15 Romolo few months ago, that was pretty nice.

This has rapidly reached the extent of my bar knowledge of SF.

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

How big is 15 Romolo from your recollection?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s one, fairly large room with few chairs, such that people have to stand. I was there on a Saturday night around 9 pm — 11 pm with a group of six, and it could easily have fit more people. But I’m an olds, so you might have to ask some of the youngers.

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, interesting, now on my list!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

But I’m an olds, so you might have to ask some of the youngers.

Caveat bibentis!

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

What does Justin Bieber have to do with this?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I love 15 Romolo.

It’s plenty big for your group of 15-20. It can probably accommodate about 75 total.

by Scootie on Jan 18, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool, and location-wise it works out well! Thanks!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 6:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I think you will like. They are big into the hand-crafted cocktail thing and they have tasty bar snacks but it’s quite a casual darkly lit worn wooden floor kind of joint.

by Scootie on Jan 19, 2012 7:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Sent off a recommendation to the executive committee for Rishifest 2012!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

GREAT SUCCESS

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

i like cigar bar. been a few times, but not in a while.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Would it suit my needs?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

there are rooms for larger parties. and the patio can accomidate large groups as well.

but it’s not a party party place. it’s a sit down and chill place. and no tvs. but yes to drinks and cigars.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool, it is on!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Is your need for a cigar just a need for a cigar?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It's theoretically a 49ers-themed bar crawl

Which is why it’ll start at a sports bar that’s also popping at night (red door saloon?)

At that point, though, then just looking for bars that would be cool with that many people; maybe if the bar itself has special significance in SF history or if they have some great cocktails or something.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Be sure to give everyone an ID chip so they don’t get lost.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I still have my map from last year in my desk drawer.

I put “emergency contacts” (my cell phone number and a few others). And because of the schedule, anyone who got lost could catch up later!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

brown people on time? don’t believe it.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Within ten minutes!

Seriously, when it was the end of our time at one bar, we’d just shove everyone into cabs and go on

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Berkeley time!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I blame my tardiness on that!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

still don’t believe it.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Also
shove everyone into cabs

Did you ever pick up people who weren’t originally part of the group?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s like a 50% chance that the random indian dude in the bar is called Raj Patel.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, atoms.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

<3

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

No, atoms is an Amit Patel. THEY DON’T ALL LOOK ALIKE YOU KNOW

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

ha

I actually went to high school with an Amit Patel.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t we all?

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 18, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I was about to say the same thing then remembered that Albany was largely Indian free in the late 80’s.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 18, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

ah the good ole days

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, the 80s in America were largely Indian free. I never met a software type Indian until I was working in software. Not even any Indians at Cal in those days.

by Scootie on Jan 18, 2012 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re making up now for all that time you were missing out on us!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

No no, mine was Jaya Patel.

by LeonPowe on Jan 18, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

33% of my hs was indian.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

my hs graduating class had 1.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Chances are, if you’re rolling with a pack of attractive Indian girls, Raj Patel won’t even ask “who are you”, he’ll just join.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Good point!

Time to add more eye candy to guestlist!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

So random Indian dudes will join you bar hopping?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Turns out Raj Patel is the son of a wealthy industrialist and runs open tabs everywhere!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

CHROME >>>> FIREFOX!!!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

truth

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Agree. I’m a convert.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess I need to give Chrome another try. On my Mac at home I like FF much better, but the PC at work could go either way.

by unclesam22 on Jan 18, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

i was a huge fan up until ff (3?) but now i’m a chrome convert.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Just kidding…Chrome won’t install on work PC. I guess it’s FF or IE 6.0 (you read that right…)

by unclesam22 on Jan 18, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Join the club unclesam22, Rishi and I will commiserate with you. What is it with banks?

by Scootie on Jan 18, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

BRB CRASHING RISHI’S BIRTHDAY

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 18, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

CHROME >>>>> FIREFOX!!!!!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

lol wtf

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

this is probably true. Firefox at work takes up close to 700MB of RAM!

by the federer express on Jan 18, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Cabs? But half the fun is the drunken stumbling between bars!

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 18, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

per Superfreakonomics, we’re more likely to die walking drunk than driving drunk!

by the federer express on Jan 18, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

But some places were super far!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I just got to your post. I jumped the gun!

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Prior to the snap!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Holding, offense, number 65, 10 yard penalty, still 1st down.

GALAS!

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 18, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

What email thread?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

ugh i meant thread on here. i’m tired.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re not Samuel L Jackson! You can’t tell me what to do!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

just a tad too minimalistic for my tastes. thanks for being on the look-out!

by the federer express on Jan 18, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude, minimalist look is in. Jump on it !

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I just wear a band, with no watch face and a small stick for sundial. It’s so minimalist!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

You make me look so mainstream.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

and, joke’s on you! it’s never sunny in SF (unless it’s a drought-hit winter)

by the federer express on Jan 18, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Silly, you dn’t actually use it to tell time.

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like this one. Not a fan of blank faces in general. Looks too slick.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

The problem is that you’re not slick enough.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had my share. :)

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

You guys like to share? Kinky.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

so clearly, atoms isn’t enough.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

pqtm.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

So 1?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno about you, but my share isn’t that small.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

too plain for my tastes.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

z

Nab yourself a free Guiness Wed, Thurs, Fri next week. 1st and Harrison.

http://www.guinnessbeliever.com/registration/create

Sign up here!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 7:02 AM PST reply actions  

Note,

I signed up for the Wed, 6 pm one, if anyone wants to join me!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 7:05 AM PST up reply actions  

CGB GUINNESS NIGHT

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 7:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I am going to sign up for this too, cool?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

For sure!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Will y’all still be there at 730? that’s gym night for me.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I know nothing about the event!

PS, once atoms and Kod get here, chaat night next Monday?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

ok sounds good… might take me a while to get there as I’ll need to bart to millbrae then drive over (unless you have a better idea)

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

BART directly to Fremont?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

From the website (emphasis is mine):

Have a pint on us! At Guinness® Believer, you and your friends will learn the story of Guinness and try a few of the beers in the Guinness family. Join us for the perfect pint that’s been more than 250 years in the making.

So it sounds like an fun beer-seminar. I don’t know if they’ll let you in after it starts, or what they’re deal is.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

ok i signed up for the 6PM one. I guess next week i’ll just offset my gym schedule to T/Tr/Sat or something.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

You’ll be fine. the CGB will support both your drinking and your gym activities!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

coooooooooooool

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Drink then gym. That MUST be a good idea.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes. Makes me a cheaper date.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

You often get picked up at the gym?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

No. And dates never buy me booze. It’s mostly for my own sake.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Stop dating gujjus

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s good to know your kryptonite.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

She found my one weakness… that I’m weak!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Bullets, my only weakness

How did you know?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe if you shared your sake, people would return the favor and buy you a drink?

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

but it’s such a small bottle!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve done it before.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

black and tans FTW

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 18, 2012 7:18 AM PST up reply actions  

page has been removed. :-(

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Try typing in only up to .com

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

HURRAY! BuckeyeBear saves the day!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

BFF!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

That BuckeyeBear is sooo hot right now

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 18, 2012 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

good, good.

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 7:06 AM PST up reply actions  

This image sort of brings back 9/11 memories for me…shit was so fucked up and bullshit that businessmen would rather jump to their death.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 18, 2012 7:26 AM PST up reply actions  

great…i was like…sweet! mad men’s back. now, i’m like…furk.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get it.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 18, 2012 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Madmen is coming back

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah. Thanks.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 18, 2012 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

49ers Vs. Giants: A Prospector's Guide

[1]

The San Francisco 49ers get their second home game of the postseason on Sunday as they host the New York Giants in the 2012 NFC Championship Game. This marks the 13th conference title game appearance for the 49ers, which is third among NFL franchises since 1970. I knew the 49ers had been to numerous conference championships, but I didn’t realize it was quite that many.

After the jump I’ve posted some of the notable stats leading up to the game, wrapping it up with a comparison of regular season statistics. The Giants are dead last in rushing and I think it’s safe to say we’ll expect a lot of passing from Eli Manning. Of course, if the rain is pouring down on Sunday, it will be interesting to see if the Giants compensate in some manner.

On the defensive side of the ball, outside of the pass rush, the Giants are struggling. They are getting plenty of sacks, but they’re still giving up plenty of passing yards. When the 49ers and Giants last met, while Alex Smith did not hoist up a huge passing total, the team showed a willingness to put the game-plan in Alex Smith’s hands. It wasn’t a shootout, but Alex came out passing from the get-go after the Giants basically dared him to pass on them.

Given that previous performance and Alex’s performance against New Orleans, it will be interesting to see what kind of game plan the Giants defense comes out with against Alex Smith and company.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 7:06 AM PST reply actions  

I have a meeting this Sunday night that starts exactly at kickoff for this game…

by unclesam22 on Jan 18, 2012 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Load Justin.TV!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

No smartphone…and it is the first meeting for my new part time job as a soccer ref, so I probably ought to pay attention.

by unclesam22 on Jan 18, 2012 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Face the window and I’ll give you updates via smoke signal.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

That sounds perfect. I’ll be looking west the whole time.

by unclesam22 on Jan 18, 2012 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

sf giants vs sf 49ers?! how meta!

by the federer express on Jan 18, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

They can do a home and home! We all know how great AT&T park is for football!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

CGB, help plan Rishi's birthday! <3

So Saturday night, was planning a bar crawl. Since Sunday is the NFC Championship game and because of my lifelong love of the Niners, figured we’d make it a Niners themed bar crawl.

Last year, the theme was “Suit Up!” and we bar crawled to a few bars known for their cocktails (went to Bourbon and Branch; Absinthe; Comstock Saloon).

So help me pick a few bars! Figured we’d start at a sports bar, migrate to two more bars, then end up at a place like Kells that has drinking and dancing and stuff. Friends suggested starting at Red Jack Saloon. Never been, no idea how big it is.

The bars in between can be cocktail bars in the spirit of Absinthe and Bourbon and Branch; just as long as it can accomodate our crew (probably 15 to 20 people)?

Any suggestions?

Thanks!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 7:20 AM PST reply actions  

I dont see the “hookers and blow” subsection

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 18, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s the double secret plan.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, you should go to all the bars that are mentioned in Secret Diaries of a Love Assassin. Say hi to Marco for me at Fuse and Fat Dave at Element!

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 18, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m banned from those places now!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Marco would never ban you! Fat Dave…well, you did burn down half his bar.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 18, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Stupid Flaming Doctor Peppers….

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Too much red in DBD!

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 18, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

GO NINERS

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

ugh…

remember having a few of those at a house party during school. felt the alcohol seeping from my pores for days.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

So much better in Austin

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be at a bachelorette party! the ladies and I will be thinking of you while we drink champagne, giggle and have pillow fights in our stocked hotel suite.

HAPPY OMFG-SO-DRUNK BIRTHDAY!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks!

We’ll also drink champagne in our hotel!

Well, by drink, I mean “chug out of a bottle to race against others”

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

have fun!

i have no suggestions, however

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Damnit, intern, I thought you knew everything!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

So is this slogan new? I’ve been a niners fan since birth, and myself and multiple family members have been employed to varying degrees by the niners organization, and somehow I’ve never seen or heard this slogan until the last few weeks.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jan 18, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

i’ve been hearing this from my niner fan friends since like the middle of the season when it looked like they were going to have a great season.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

i think it’s a harbaugh thing, isn’t it?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

ew

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I personally think it’s a lame slogan.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

(and I’m glad it’s a recent thing and not a traditional 49ers chant)

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

(Yeah, I’m kinda in this line, but whatevs, I’ll peeps are happy.)

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I will peeps are happy too someday.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 7:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Dubs!

Beat the Cavs!

Monta Ellis’ jersey was splattered with blood and his nose was cut and swollen.

Golden State’s second straight road win wasn’t painless.

David Lee scored a season-high 29 points—13 in the fourth quarter—and Nate Robinson added 17 points, leading the Warriors to a 105-95 win Tuesday night over the road-worn Cleveland Cavaliers.

Lee scored seven straight points midway through the final period to help the Warriors pull away from the Cavs, who looked spent after playing seven straight road games and committed a season-high 25 turnovers.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 7:27 AM PST reply actions  

legggooo

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

my Eggo…..

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

yay!!!!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

oh btw Blasquez to UW

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 7:41 AM PST reply actions  

Link?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Why would he go to Wisconsin?

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I am now afraid to go to sleep

I’m afraid of what bad news I’ll wake up to tomorrow:

Alan Crabbe and Richard Solomon transferring to UW
George Smoot now teaching at UW
Chang Lin Tien Memorial Library now at UW
fiatlux is the new UW Micman
TwistNHook now running UWDawgpound – wait, actually that would be ok.

by LeonPowe on Jan 18, 2012 7:53 AM PST reply actions  

George Smoot now teaching at UW

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo………………………………….

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Why would he go to Wyoming?

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

All physicists dream of being cowboys.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Wisconsin, actually.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

(they promised they’d rename the badger from Bucky to Buckminster)

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

M BB to take on UW:



BERKELEY – The Golden Bears (15-4, 5-1 Pac-12) hit the road for the Pacific Northwest to face Washington and Washington State with first place in the Pac-12 on the line. Cal has dominated its home court, but has won just once in a true road game, this season; a 77-60 victory at Oregon on Jan. 8. At 5-1, the Bears are off to their best conference start since 2002-03 when that squad started league play with a 7-0 record. Cal can match its longest winning streak of the season and snap a three-game winning streak by the Huskies with a victory on Thursday.

The Bears are coming off an impressive 81-45 victory over Utah that saw several players achieve career marks. Sophomore G Justin Cobbs recorded his first-career double-double with 14 points and a career-high 11 assists while sophomore G Emerson Murray came off the bench to score 10 points and five rebounds. Senior F Harper Kamp has been a major contributor in the Bears’ last two victories. He puts up 9.4 ppg and 5.1 rpg, this season, while senior G Jorge Gutierrez continues to add 14.3 ppg and 4.8 rpg.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 7:57 AM PST reply actions  

Kill. Crush. Destroy!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

HUCK THE FUSKIES!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

New recruits start class at Cal:

BERKELEY -Two highly-regarded members of Cal’s 2012 football recruiting class have enrolled in school and began attending classes Tuesday on the first day of the spring semester. QB Zach Kline (Danville, CA/San Ramon Valley HS) and OL Christian Okafor (Houston, TX/Westbury HS) graduated from their respective high schools in December and are slated to participate in the Golden Bears’ practices this spring.

Kline is rated the nation’s No. 3 quarterback by Rivals and was a high school All-American in 2011, participating in the Under Armour All-America Game and also being listed by SuperPrep as an All-American. In addition to his ranking by Rivals, Kline is listed among the nation’s top quarterbacks by Scout (No. 4), ESPN (No. 4) and MaxPreps (No. 6 pro style). He ranks as high as the No. 44 player overall nationally according to Rivals. Kline was named the Gatorade California Football Player of the Year, the Bay Area News Group’s East Bay Offensive Player of the Year and a first-team member of the San Francisco Chronicle’s All-Metro squad as a senior when he completed 230-of-341 passes for a school-record 67.4 completion percentage, a school-record-tying 36 touchdowns and 3,630 passing yards to rank fourth in the state of California and No. 18 nationally. He is a four-star recruit of ESPN, MaxPreps, Scout, Rivals and 247Sports.

Okafor is a four-star recruit according to ESPN and MaxPreps. ESPN ranks him No. 30 nationally among offensive tackles, while Scout has him at No. 34.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 7:58 AM PST reply actions  

So they can’t transfer to UW until at least Fall?

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

WBB hosts Washingtons:

BERKELEY – The California Golden Bears (13-5, 4-2 Pac-12), sitting alone in third place in the Pac-12 standings, return home for a pair of contests at Haas. The Bears host the Washington Huskies (10-5, 2-3 Pac-12) on Thursday, Jan. 19 at 7 p.m. The Bears close out the week with a contest on Sunday, Jan. 22 at 3:30 p.m. against the Washington State Cougars (9-8, 3-4 Pac-12). Please note the date change for the Sunday game. Some schedules and some tickets list the old date of 1/21 for that game.

The Bears come into the weekend riding a four-game win streak, their second-longest of the season. In the last four games, the Bears have outscored opponents by an average of 15.0 points per game. Redshirt freshman forward Gennifer Brandon has scored 60 points with 50 rebounds during the win streak, averaging a double double of 15.0 ppg and 12.5 rpg.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 7:58 AM PST reply actions  

I hope that UW leaves on Thursday with a loss and no transfers.

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by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

ha, I hope their entire team defects, Cuban style!

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Womens swimming hosts Arizonas:



Friday, Jan. 20
1 p.m. – Cal (3-0, 3-0 Pac-12) vs. Arizona (8-1, 2-1 Pac-12)
Spieker Aquatics Complex – Berkeley
Admission: Free

Saturday, Jan. 21
Noon – Cal (3-0, 3-0 Pac-12) vs. Arizona State (5-1, 2-1 Pac-12)
Spieker Aquatics Complex – Berkeley
Admission: Free

Second-ranked California returns to competition when it hosts No. 5 Arizona and No. 24 Arizona State this week at Spieker Aquatics Complex. The defending NCAA-champion Golden Bears battle the Wildcats at 1 p.m. on Friday, Jan. 20 and take on the Sun Devils at noon on Saturday, Jan. 21. Prior to the ASU meet, Cal will honor eight of its swimmers (Ursula Dailey, Colleen Fotsch, Shelley Harper, Sara Isakovic, Liv Jensen and Katherine Raatz) and divers (Alissa Barker and Molly Hayes) as part of Senior Day.

This marks the first action of the New Year for the Cal swimmers, while the Cal divers are coming off the Stanford Diving Invitational.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 7:59 AM PST reply actions  

Mens diving also hosts ZOnas:



Fri., Jan. 20 Arizona, Spieker Aquatics Complex, Berkeley, Calif. 1 p.m.
Sat., Jan. 21 Arizona State, Spieker Aquatics Complex, Berkeley, Calif. 12 p.m.

This Week
The No. 6-ranked California men’s swimming and diving team (2-0) – the 2011 NCAA team champions – will face its toughest competition of the season Friday, Jan. 20 when it hosts No. 1 ranked Arizona at 1 p.m. at Spieker Aquatics Complex. The Golden Bears next host Arizona State at noon Saturday (Jan. 21) and will honor the team’s six graduating seniors (Mathias Gydesen, Isaac Howell, Nolan Koon, Martin Liivamagi, Chris Rogers, Robert Sullivan) in their final home meet. Cal features 10 returning All-Americans from its 2011 championship squad. Junior Tom Shields is a six-time NCAA champion, winning the 100 fly as a freshman to go with his 100 back title as a sophomore, and had been on national champion 400 free and 400 medley (butterfly leg) relays the last two years. He was the 2010 Pac-10 Freshman of the Year and the 2011 Pac-10 Swimmer of the Meet. Shields is the school record-holder in the 200 free (1:32.75), 100 back (45.02), 100 fly (44.78) and 200 fly (1:40.31). Other top returning All-Americans are Koon, the 2009 and 2011 Pac-10 champion in the 200 breast, and the 2011 national runner-up in 100 breast. Liivamagi won the 2010 Pac-10 title in the 200 IM, and is the school record-holder in the 200 (1:43.05) and 400 IM (3:43.55). Arizona features freshman Kevin Cordes, who has the nation’s top time in the 100 breast (51.76), and senior Cory Chitwood, the defending 2011 NCAA champion in the 200 back (1:38.84). Arizona finished fourth in the 2011 NCAA team standings

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 7:59 AM PST reply actions  

My fav

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I got really worried about this until I realized I didn’t slam Lupoi. I can live with the career stagnation part.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 18, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

You were worried that you were young.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never been young – I’ve always been middle aged, aside from a brief foray into adolescence in college and grad school.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 18, 2012 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Next you’ll be telling me you were born bald!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

[runs off sobbing]

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 18, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

AndBears is in the men’s room

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

She needs to light a match then. Unless some middle aged guy fled from the scene of the crime and leaving her to take the blame.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 18, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully not the one in Dwinelle.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
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by golden oso on Jan 18, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

you act as if this is an irrational reaction…

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m just conflicted. Part of me hates him, especially for how he did it.

Part of me knows that he’s a young guy trying to get ahead and I would have done the same.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Fuck, you’re going to UW, too?!?!?!?!?

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by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

never

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m scared of water.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you have rabies?

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

No, I’m an alien visiting from another planet and making crop circles.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

dude, that’s what the boat is for!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

What if there’s a hole in the boat?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

What if it catches on fire?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

You cover yourself in Flex Seal, duh!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Seal clubbing?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

you need a boat for that…SOMEONE we once knew is rumored to have one now

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Looks delicious!

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Good, good.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Silly

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 18, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

but to leave the way he did?!

by the federer express on Jan 18, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s the part I don’t like. It was shady, no doubt.

However, once again, it’s a chanc to advance your own career… when you’re young… I dunno, it’s tough for me to judge him.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

i take away your cal fan card, then

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Because I’m willing to judge other people by the same standards I’d judge myself?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

sports fanaticism is irrational and you are far too level-headed to pretend to care about the university and SPORTS

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Whoops, I mean

TOSH IS A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY AND OUGHT TO BE STRIPPED OF HIS CAL DEGREE

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

thank you :)

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s okay Tosh’s real name is Dick Whitman and he fought in the Korean war.

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I’M MARRIED TO CATHERINE ZETA JONES, WILL YA SLEEP WITH ME?

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

SPOILER ALERT

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Great fan!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Greatest fan!

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

with a matched salary available at cal? i still disagree with his decision. who knows, maybe he loves the depressing northwest.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

More responsibilities, higher salary (including benefits).

I obviously disagree with it, but I don’t know that I can say that I wouldn’t have done the same..

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

ok, that makes sense as long as you ignore the point i made above. i would assume that tosh’s future responsibilities at cal were guaranteed given his recent performances, too.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Do we even know that Cal matched the salary and benefits? That’s speculation.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

his salary at udub is speculation as well, is it not?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Not really.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

how could you possibly know? wiki is down

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s okay cause Don Draper did it in the end of season 3 (takes all the accounts in the middle of the night).

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow thanks spoiler alert.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

All financial advisors do that when they switch firms.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

yup

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

ACAT!

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

So many times I had to do those when I first started out!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking this exact same thing this morning. It happens all the time in the cut-throat financial world, so I’m not surprised it happened here.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t you have garden leaves and non-competes?

In the banking world, what Tosh did shouldn’t be possible.

Outclassed by sleazy Wall Street bankers. Oh Tosh. :(

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by since1997 on Jan 18, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

apparently non-competes are illegal / non-enforcable in CA.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re only enforceable if you’ve taken intellectual property with you … at least thats what I’ve been told.

by Bears916 on Jan 18, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice. This hasn’t been rec’d yet?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Correct.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

so that’s why you have garden leaves

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Jan 18, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a six month gardening leave when I left Amex. Bliss.

by Scootie on Jan 18, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

What??

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

When I left Amex, they kept me on the payroll at full pay for six months while I had no responsibilities but to sit on the sofa and eat bonbons all day, when I wasn’t out shopping.

by Scootie on Jan 19, 2012 7:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I want your life

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I want your bonbons.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Someone’s going to get slapped.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

brb going to outsleaze tosh right now

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess Don would be more of a Sark, and Tosh would be Pete Campbell.

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Ooo. I like that analogy.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 18, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

So who’s Tedford?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s the Cal football coach.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait what?

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 18, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I know. After the past two years, I’m as confused as you are.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

…in Mad Men?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

That's an insult to Don Draper

In Draper’s case (or more accurately, Sterling Cooper’s case), their professional lives were at stake.

In Season 2, Sterling Cooper was bought by Putnam, Powell, and Lowe (PPL). At the end of Season 3, Connie Hilton told Don Draper that McCann-Erickson was buying PPL. Because McCann-Erickson was a Sterling Cooper competitor and everyone at Sterling Cooper is under contract with a non-compete clause, it seemed likely that McKann-Erickson was buying PPL to kill off Sterling Cooper.

Ultimately, Lane Price fires everyone at Sterling Cooper before the sale can be finalized, and the Sterling Cooper staff raids their client list. The big contract at the new firm (Sterling Cooper Draper Price) is Lucky Strike, representing more than 70% of billings.

It was survival that prompted Draper, et al to raid their client list.

Lupoi wasn’t in a position where he was being forced to act to save his career.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Jan 18, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

how does this relate to MASH?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

It doesn't.

Different TV show, you know.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Jan 18, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

But I thought Don Draper was Dick Whitman?

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

He is.

Next question.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Jan 18, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

why are teh bewbs still uncovered?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

*covered

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

ZOMG THEY ARE HUGE

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

What a Peggy Olson comment!

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Why, Thank You!

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Jan 18, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I posted this yesterday but that is such baloney. He was a talented young coach. There is NO WAY he would not have fielded multiple offers in the future from many programs. The idea that he “had to go now” is such garbage.

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

You have to aerate your career if you don’t want it to stagnate.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

YES

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

somewhat debatable that that already has happened

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 18, 2012 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

fixed

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

z

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice work. That will come in handy later.

(I’m just glad I sit in near isolation because that is likely going to be me this afternoon.)

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 18, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Damnit, BuckeyeBear is so irresponsible.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

And loud

Don’t forget loud!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

TMI!

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 18, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

unclesam22 is the fourth Ohioan?!?!?!?!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

No, Alabamian. I’ll let you decide what is worse.

by unclesam22 on Jan 18, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

You sound like a fancy horse or something.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

New Receiver coach?
ItsChrisHarper: We just hired a new reciever coach! Expecting good news tonight.

twitter

by puresilence on Jan 18, 2012 8:50 AM PST reply actions  

zOMG zOMG…totes curious

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Those feelings are normal. Everyone experiments.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

sweet

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Sunshine pumper

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

This is good news. Hope it is someone exciting.

by unclesam22 on Jan 18, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

just kidding… it’s pete alamarrrrrrrrrrrrrr

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Why did we hire Zach Follett as our receivers coach?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Greg Biggins @GregBiggins
Heard Charles Collins name mentioned as a possible new WR coach at #Cal

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

hmmm, would be an interesting hire. The Googles says LA roots, no major college experience but personal trainer to several WRs in the NFL like Ochocinco and Steve Smith.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 18, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank you for googling!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Does this mean he will teach our receivers how to do Ochocinco celebrations?
Coach Charlie Collins continues to be one of the nation’s top wide receiver gurus. He built his reputation working with top wideouts Chad Ochocinco and Steve Smith, both All Pro receivers, while they were in junior college. He also worked with Ochocinco, who still considers Collins his mentor, and Chris Henry during his time contributing to the Cincinnati Bengals receiver corps and still personally trains T.J. Houshmandzadeh in the offseason.

Many of the NFL’s top receivers continue to seek out Coach Collins in the offseason to work with him in Southern California. Collins has also trained several top youth All-Americans from the LA area. He stresses fundamentals and the nuances of playing WR at the highest levels. He understands the necessary techniques to improve hand-eye coordination, footwork, release and separation, as well as how to teach a receiver to sink his hips coming in and out of breaks.

Collins spent last season coaching receivers for the UFL’s Sacramento Mountain Lions after spending the prior season with the UFL’s California Riverwoods. He is a former wide receiver with the CFL’s Edmonton Eskimos and was an All-American at Cal State Northridge.

Entering his third season with FBU, we welcome back "Coach C" as a staple in our wide-receiving coaching corps. He is quickly building a strong following at FBU camps.

Notable NFL Players Coached or Trained:

All-Pro Chad Ochocinco, WR, Cincinnati Bengals
All-Pro Steve Smith, WR, Carolina Panthers
Chris Henry, WR, Cincinnati Bengals
Pro Bowler T.J. Houshmanzadeh, WR, Baltimore Ravens

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I get that these kinds of resumes are supposed to build him up, but sitll, WOW. Those are some great receivers!

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

BONER ALERT

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

That looks so awesome!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

HAWT

This is the one from Hangover II

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I go to the #1 bar (Vue) all the time when I have people visiting.

But honestly, it’s like the third best nowadays (especially now that they’re charging 100RMB/$15USD cover)

Here’s two better bars:

Flair at the Ritz Carlton

Char at the Hotel Indigo

by LeonPowe on Jan 18, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

oohh…like that view from char. flair, for some reason, feels like vegas.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

They light it up with flames at night too… It looks pretty cool from the street

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jan 19, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

You can actually see Flair (or the building its in) from Char and vice-versa (and Vue too) There’s actually about 10 high end bars up and down the river in Shanghai on rooftops

by LeonPowe on Jan 19, 2012 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

HAWT

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 6:32 AM PST up reply actions  

lol
First Impression

This article makes me

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Laugh

10%
Think

20%
Furious

50%
Happy

0%
Sad

20%
A Better Man

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

lulz 20% Furious

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 18, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been saying San Francisco needs rooftop bars for some time now. Why hasn’t this happened? I went to one in Chicago for crissakes.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

San Francisco has fog?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

and is generally really cold at night?

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s why I mentioned the one in Chicago. Plus, they can use those outdoor heater thingies.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

620 Jones

There is a rooftop bar in SF; Tenderloin specifically. I haven’t tried it but the pictures are pretty.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I really enjoy 620 Jones

But it is NOT a rooftop bar. It has an open patio, which is really cool and kinda Vegasy in feel, but that is on the ground floor.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Seconded!

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m game.

Actually, I’m down to meet up on Friday after work for a little bit.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Done and done.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Coo, lemme figure out my Friday evening plans, but Im down to jump straight from work to HH

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

this friday? sure. next friday, can’t—tahoe (hopefully some snow by then)

by the federer express on Jan 18, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, two days from now.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

how late y’all gonna be out?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Dunno, till whenever?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

If we meet up at 4, then till 7 ?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

aight. i’ll stop by after the gym… will text ya on my way i guess

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Cool. Where do we wanna meet?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

i dunno… might want to check with the guys who are down to start at 4 (CBG and … wait who else is down?)

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

i can try, but please don’t count on me.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

well, sads… given gym day for me, probably won’t be out until at least 6 or 6:30.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

We can start at five. I don’t mind sitting around my office.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

hmmm my boss is out as well as half my team… i can probably sneak out at 4, hit the gym, and be out by 5:30ish.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Yay, cool!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I can never count on you.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

i’m never gonna give you up

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope you never chastise rags and andbears for making plans on the internet again!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This is an inclusive plan for everyone at CGB!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, anyone could have enjoyed sandwiches with us that one day!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

maybe some of us were.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

This is an open CGB invite, not just my wife.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Congratulations to you and Raptors!!!!!!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I can make it. Like 80% sure. I’m not sick and I’m not going out of town for a change! [knock on wood about continuing to not be sick]

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

What about next Monday’s chaat night?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve missed a few DBDs. What’s the deal? Monday the 23rd?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes. Monday the 23rd at Chat Patta in Fremont?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

no chance of doing sf??

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Come ta happy hour

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

you should try to arrange something closer by with spazzy.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds promising.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

wait what? why?

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

last time we had a chaat related conversation on a DBD you objected strenuously.

/atoms’d

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Then show up

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Evening dinner at Fremont on a weekday is quite a commitment!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Kod and atoms live nearby. I’ll be there that night. Raptors said he wanted to be invited.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I can do that! What time?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

7 PM?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

how are you getting there

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

By car.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

But I will already be in Fremont.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmm ok.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Btw, I’m unavailable Friday (or this week). I know, I know, broken hearts. But you can discuss what type of presents you want for when I can do HH.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

A vegetarian red velvet cupcake.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

hmmm… challenge accepted. (and vegetarian, not vegan, right?)

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Lacto-vegetarian. So no eggs, but milk is fine!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

noted.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

yayyyy

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Not really. I have yet to get a manicure!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Pedicures are a different story.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Stupid high heels.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

What about milk from platypus eggs, can you drink that?

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

flagged

everyone knows platypuses excrete milk from the walls of their pouches!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

WTF kind of animal do you think the platypus is???

by paleodan on Jan 19, 2012 12:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Delicious?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 2:15 AM PST up reply actions  

rodentile?

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jan 19, 2012 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure you don’t want blue velvet? Or is it 49’ers velvet cupcake?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

HEINEKEN?! FUCK THAT SHIT!
PABST
BLUE
RIBBON!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Come to a happy hour and make your demands known.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snhiofL2Rh4
video contains exact words i typed above

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

49ers Velvet!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Photo doesn’t work for me :(

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Website: http://620-jones.com/

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Purty.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

there's one on Valencia Street too

I don’t remember the name though.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Medjool

Rishi already mentioned it… sorry.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Which one is you?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

The heat lamp

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice hat. Does it keep Tosh conspiracy theories from penetrating your brain?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

He went out alone? The buddy system has failed him, that’s why he’s still missing!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Shocking, amirite??!?

/getting delirious

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It does?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Lisa needs braces?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn. Straight.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

But this is California where people go to get crunk on a rooftop then go jump 50 stories to their death

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like to do that.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

How would you know if you’ve never tried?

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

All the cool kids are doing it.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

All the four and five star recruits do it from 60 stories up though

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Sidebar: there was a reality dating show called Age of Love. A 30-something bachelor lived on the 30th floor of a highrise, while 20-something contestants lived on the 20th floor and 40-something contestants lived on the 40th floor. They competed for his affections.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Were the 40 somethings hot?

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

ah, my question below answered.

by the federer express on Jan 18, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Good, cause I didn’t know haha

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Iunno about hawt, but they sure are grainy.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Most of them are probably are mental, but there aren’t many I’d refuse on aesthetic grounds….

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 18, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Well yeah.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

You on the far left, take off that red dress!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Prettiest one is the one in the black and white dress standing next to her.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I like the one in yellow on the right

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

She’s not bad. The blonde in front is a winner as well, but she looks a little sinister to me.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

i like the one in the reddish dress with the purple thing across

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

You should be a fashion blogger, boomtho :P

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

do you agree or disagree?!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I like the one in the black and white dress on the left for both looks and dress.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

nah u cray girl

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

She looks cute and nice, but kinda middle ground.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice = take home to meet the mama. Not sure how mama feels about the rest of the bevy.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep, that’s what I’m sayin’!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

i agree with you. both on your choice and description of attire.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

All I see are boobs.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

so you agree.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

If that is the criteria then sure. but I’m sticking with the yellow because she looks kinda awkward and amused, in addition to being pretty and hawt.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

the one in the yellow is hawt too.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

i agree with you on this one as well.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

You don’t know how progressively annoyed I got the more I had to “up” from your comment.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 18, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

hee hee.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Post of the day.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

also i’m fucking clueless about fashion. one of my many failings!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

lol. I’d describe it the same way!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s the Clemson one golden oso was talking about.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to know if the blonde in front is Mormon, since her shoulders are covered.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

one picture opened up so many conversations!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I do what I can to prevent internet shutdowns.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

please, tell us more about bewbs

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I got nuthin’

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

that doesnt mean you cant talk about em

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

True

The one in the maroon dress in the front needs a bit more support.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I support her decision to keep things natural.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 18, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't

I’m all about false advertising!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

How’s that working out for you?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Brb

Crying in the bathroom

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoops, there’s a goat behind that door.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

should have switched!

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

spazzy wins the gloryhole.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d like to provide support for that decision

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Check out the nice teeth on the one in the clemson-y dress.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 18, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

wasn’t that guy Mark Philippoussis, former tennis pro?

by the federer express on Jan 18, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

So is that yes?

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure he phil’d a lot of poussis on that show.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

4.4/10

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I think you’re missing a negative sign.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

C’mon, SOMEONE had to make that joke!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

nah, pretty much guaranteed to be you.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I bet YWC laughed at least.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Even I have standards!

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 19, 2012 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

:( That hurts, YWC.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

The bachelor was Australian tennis star Mark Philipoussis.

by Scootie on Jan 18, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

/waiting till you get to my joke

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

lol. See atoms!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That lol was a direct byproduct of my joke.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I like generosity!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll tell you why

It’s because SF weather is notoriously unpredictable.

In NY, you know it’ll snow in winter, so you cover it up. You know summer nights are warm and clear, so it’s open.

In SF, it could be a warm night, then be bitter cold and rainy the very next day.

The closest we have to a rooftop bar is Medjool. Not even a great place, but I go there for the rooftop bar part.

I still think it can be done, especially with hotels.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

this

better yet, it should be a pop-up bar, that only opens when the weather is nice. No matter what the season!

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"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Occupy rooftops?

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I like it. Someone get to work on this right away.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice

I went looking for a gif of that, but found this instead. So here:

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you know of any sources to Simpsons pics/gifs? Or do you just google search everytime?

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

There's this site

Simpsons Gif Tumblr

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Thank you!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Use it wisely.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

seriously, great power and all that.

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by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

you still timing your cgb’ing?

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by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

No, that was a one week concept as a gage of my addiction. I have not made changes to lesson my usage as of yet.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re gonna learn ’em good, huh?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

LESSEN.

I think CGB is making me dumber.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Hehe sorry I atoms’d.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

There is nothing to apologize for!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

a retractable roof… like the one in Vegas whose name I can’t remember

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Sort of, I was making a ludicrous comparison to the “pop up restaurant” fad. I’m thinking that someplace with a roofdeck could throw open its doors when the temperature gets over 65 or whatever.

But in this day and age, retractable roof shouldn’t be that big a deal.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I knew someone in Fruitvale who had it. It was pretty dope.

I guess no one says ‘dope’ anymore. Please translate into 21yo for me.

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been to one in SF, but maybe that was a private party.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 18, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

TMI!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Et tu, TBB?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 18, 2012 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

HA

You called me out before. Read: YOU STARTED IT NYAH NYAH NYAH

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

On e ajuly 4, my wife and I went to the roof of our building and watched the fireworks. Does that count?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

ist he roof of your building retractable?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

no

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I got one right now! Oh, I thought you said Pop Tart bar.

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Break me off a piece of that Pop Tart Bar! NAILED IT

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Los Angeles has got the Standard. Very interesting to drink German beer on tap, followed by a bratwurst, all while surrounded by avante-garde art.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

The bratwurst IS the art.

mind = blown

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Can’t spell bratwurst with out art.

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by cldpc on Jan 18, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

or ‘rat’

jkjkjk…i LOVE bratwurst

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by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

haha

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by cldpc on Jan 18, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

it depends

is it your wedding day? if so, it’s ironic.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

… i figured there will be a sign at the door stating, “bar is closed due to inclement weather”
which can be 40% of the time in Pacific Northwest

by ximiankernel on Jan 18, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Cover everything up

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

My bar: 1/2-off drinks for people who get wet!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

(can’t stop giggling enough to make the necessary joke)

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

WHOOOOOOOO!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

HAWT.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Sticky sweet?

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

POUR SOME SUGAH ON MEEEEEE!!!

IN THE NAME OF LOVE!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve actually kinda wanted to drink whiskey on the rocks in the middle of pouring rain.

Then I realised I’m not Devdas

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I got this!

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by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m impressed!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

i need an atomizing on this.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Me, too.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not worth it, guys, trust me.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 6:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Surely 1/2 off drinks would speed up the process.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 18, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

It begins a never ending circle of double-entendres.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think I have any drinking-related double entendres in my arsenal, if you’ll pardon the word choice.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 18, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Then, why did you order a dirty martini and wink at me at the same time?!?!

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

A moment of madness.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry guys — can’t give a flying fuck about Tosh today. Found out late last night that a very good friend (bridesmaid at our wedding) went in to the hospital and that the baby she has been carrying for 37 weeks has no heartbeat. They induced her last night and wouldn’t perform a c-section. We’re going to Alta Bates in a few hours. If anyone has advice on how to help the couple through this, I’m all ears, because at this point I’m at a total loss for words.

by daveman on Jan 18, 2012 9:33 AM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

:(

I’m sorry to hear that.

Godspeed to you and I pray things work out.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

:(

I’m so sorry to hear this. Their reactions/needs might be completely different from anything we can anticipate, but they’re probably a little numb. Some thoughts:
-Other people in their lives probably won’t have heard. If they need you to, you can spread the word for them, so they don’t have to go through the pain of calling people.
-Food
-Privacy if they want it

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks — great recommendations. I appreciate it.

by daveman on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m a very clueless individual, but I’m gonna +1 on the privacy issue.

When I’ve gone through traumatic experiences, there are times where I resented friends who were overbearing.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, i’ve thought that cards and written missives were better than calling someone in this situation, to avoid overwhelming the grieved.

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

It really depends how close you are to the person.

Some people… if you don’t call them, then it’s insulting.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s awful. I wish I had some helpful advise here. I guess what TBB said… be there if they need/want support, be gone if they want to be alone.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the advice.

by daveman on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

It is so good of you to be there for them, and I’m sorry that anyone has to be there at all.

Be there to focus on the basic things that they are likely to forget. Get them food and water, find the hospital grief counselor, take care of the contacts for the rest of the family. Make sure their house and other affairs are in order. Don’t try to be everything they need, but be the one with the clear head to get them what they need.

And it will take time and support. Allow for those things.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the sound advice — much appreciated.

by daveman on Jan 18, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no advice for you, but thoughts and prayers for you and the family. And good work for being there.

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by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

My advice is to be there for them and don’t say trite things like “I know this hurts now but it is all for the best”. Just sit there with them in the suckness of it and make sure they know that you are there for them.

by unclesam22 on Jan 18, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

And definitely thoughts and prayers from this end too.

by unclesam22 on Jan 18, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

yes, I agree with this. sometimes silence is best. praying for your friends, daveman.

by the federer express on Jan 18, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

To make things somewhat worse, Mrs. daveman is about 35 weeks pregnant and so far everything is OK. My wife was looking forward to the two of them going through motherhood together (even though it’s #3 for us and would have been #1 for our friend). I think it might be hard for her to see us after our baby is born. Tricky situation.

by daveman on Jan 18, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s hard, too. If it’s hard for them to see you guys, I hope it doesn’t hurt you too much :(

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh dear…

Best of luck. My thoughts and prayers are with you all.

by puresilence on Jan 18, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that does make it more complicated. But I think that avoiding them/ not talking about it only makes it worse. Not sure what makes it better, but that’s my thought.

by unclesam22 on Jan 18, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

That could certainly happen . This happened to one of my best friends recently. She had a really hard time even meeting our mutual friend’s new baby since they were due at the same time. The best thing is to understand if your friend gets into the situation.

My recommendations:
What to do:
-When she allowed me to see her, i was pretty fussy and made myself busy at her house (dishes, put away groceries, clean the counter) so she wouldn’t feel like i was just staring at her and expect her to entertain me.
-food. i dropped by with food all the time.
-im female so i don’t know how comfortable you are but i would just go and sit with my friend and hold her hand in pretty much complete silence most times.

What to Say:
-when she wanted to talk i’d tell her stupid stories about my day or dating life or work. stuff that we’d talk about normally.
-i would text her once a day “thinking of you sweetie. i love you.”
-i asked her “do you want to talk about it?” and “how do you feel?”
-i’d never really ask, what can i do? more things like, " i can call you boss. hows that?" or “i can pick up your niece. i’m free.” i would try to suggest things.

Anyways i’m SO SORRY for your friend’s loss. Agreed that this is WAY BIGGER than Tosh.

X.

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by since1997 on Jan 18, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

One other thing:
I shared my own feelings about the loss. I got attached to my soon-to-be god niece and i told my friend about my excitement to meet her and how we were gonna wear matching auntie/niece outfits and go shopping and be totally fabulous together. She appreciated it. I think it helped her know that her daughter was loved by so many people.

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by since1997 on Jan 18, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks sincey — this is great advice. I know we’re going to have to feel it out for awhile since we’re still expecting and as much as we’d all like to think that it won’t affect her, I’m sure that it will be difficult. Right now, she has asked my wife to be there with her so she’s at the hospital to help her sort through her feelings. She’s also bringing some food for the family. Some other close friends are taking care of the baby furniture, carseat, etc. and storing it away for them.

The healing process from all of this is going to take some time.

by daveman on Jan 18, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Ick, I never thought about unscrambling all the baby room prep. Not cool.

You hang in there too!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry to hear.

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Trust your instincts

I understand something of this. About 21 years ago, my sister lost a child she was carrying at about the same point in the pregnancy. I felt as if I was stepping into a minefield.

I’d imagine that you’re at a total loss for words because you realize how deeply shocked and hurt your friends are. I think this indicates that you’re a sensible and sensitive man.

Possibly the greatest gift you can give the grieving couple are these words, “I’m so sorry.” And a hug (if they’ll allow it).

Aside from that, it ’s all about support. Sometimes that means sticking around through the lingering silence. Sometimes it means giving the couple space to privately grieve. But in all cases it means listening with your heart and mind, actively engaged.

There is no manual for this kind of thing. Just be there and be open to the moment. I’m sorry for their loss.

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by FiatSlug on Jan 18, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks FiatSlug. I appreciate your perspective having gone through something similar. Will be in touch with you soon to grab coffee sometime.

by daveman on Jan 18, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

:( I’m sorry to hear about that. Hope that everything does work out in the end.

by Shadwhand on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

We had a neighbor who lost a daughter during childbirth about 8 or so years ago and it almost ended their marriage. Happily, they made it through and now have a beautiful 6 year old daughter. I just remember when we had a neighborhood garage sale and they were selling all of their baby stuff (carseat, high chair, stroller, etc.) it was just so sad.

by daveman on Jan 18, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry to hear that. I have absolutely no experience in situations such as this, so all I can suggest is just make yourselves available to them.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 18, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no perspective that could help you, but, for whatever they’re worth, additional prayers are headed your friends’ way.

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 18, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks Yes We Cannon.

by daveman on Jan 18, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t add anything beyond what others have said, but it’s an event that hits especially hard for parents and even though the good thoughts of a complete stranger on the other side of the country don’t matter, your friends have mine anyway. Hopefully just the fact that you are there will lift them.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 18, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks DC Trojan — very much appreciated.

by daveman on Jan 18, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Daveman

Sorry – Late to the discussion….

Lots of good advice thus far…..

the grieving people I sat with (therapist in a past life) reported the most helpful people in their loss were the ones who just came and cried with them

(you might not want to take your pregnant wife the first time you go…)

by SierraBear on Jan 18, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Ugh, I'm really sorry to hear that

That’s rough at any time, but after 37 weeks…. :(

I don’t know if there’s anything to say. Just be there for her.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry to hear about this. I wouldn’t know at all what to say.

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by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 18, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks everyone for the good, sound advice. It’s amazing how thoughtful and wise this community is and I really appreciate it. You guys, most of whom I’ve never met before, are really wonderful people.

I just got back from the Alta Bates and it’s as expected. Because she’s technically not full term yet, they are going to have to induce her and it’s taking a long time. She’s received an epidural and is waiting around until she’s more fully dilated and then they are going to induce her labor.

It’s truly heart-breaking, but after visiting with her it’s clear how she wants to deal with this. She wants people to be with her and to cry with her. I think that the last thing she wants is to be alone through this process or for people to be afraid to come and see her. She was touched that so many people came today and I think it means a lot to her for her close friends who have known her for a long time to be with her.

Thanks again for all your thoughts, prayers and well wishes — again, it is very much appreciated during this very, very tough time.

by daveman on Jan 18, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Late here, but you have my thoughts and prayers.

You’re a good man for being there for your friends.

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by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a friend who had this exact same situation, but the lost baby was one of a set of twins which made it both better (one live, healthy baby to nurture and love) and worse (live baby is a reminder every minute of lost baby). My best advice to you is to acknowledge the loss, not just now, but over the next six months to a year. Also, if you can bear it, offer to clear out their nursery if they want it. We disassembled the second crib and removed everything that had to do with the second baby and my friend found that a big help that they didn’t have to do WORK as a result of their loss.

by Scootie on Jan 18, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, good advice Scootie. Some friends have already cleared out the baby stuff from the nursery and we plan on being part of their support network over the next year as much as we can.

by daveman on Jan 18, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

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Recommended flavours for those who want to go beyond the normal:

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:36 AM PST reply actions  

Is BSN predominantly whey, mostly whey, some whey, all whey, or no whey?

Too lazy to break down the ingredients.

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by cldpc on Jan 18, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Primarily whey, but includes other protein compounds (including casein)

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

How would you rate this brand over other brands you have used?

I use Muscle Milk right now but only because it is the only one I can find at Costco.

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by cldpc on Jan 18, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t use these as my primary post-workout protein powders.

Thye are, however, fantastic to mix in milk and have as a snack during the workday. Keep the tub next to your desk and you’ll love it. And they’ll satiate your hunger.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, though, the Nitro Core 24 is the best tasting protein powder I’ve ever had.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Insane shit=numbers. AND HOW!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 10:39 AM PST reply actions  

I knew you guys were behind Tosh leaving! It was all about the numbers wasn’t it, Twist?

WASN’T IT?!!!@!%326

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

MIND BLOWN.
Is this how UW afforded all the high salaries?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

They bought CGB and got paid for 65,000 clicks? DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

is UW gonna buy out CGB too?

by the federer express on Jan 18, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s already happened. Twist has us unwittingly rooting for the Huskies now.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Everything Twist does is unwitting.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I witted before

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Only unwittingly though.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone have $1,300 to blow on football?

You’ll get two seats to the 49ers game this weekend with this view.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 10:52 AM PST reply actions  

Can I trade you for 2013 Cal rose bowl tickets?

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

OK, but if Cal doesn’t go you’ll have to give these tickets back.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

But I don’t wanna look at bald guy the whole time!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry. He’ll be right there the whole game.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

How much extra to remove him?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not going anywhere, damn you.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 18, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Look, free garlic fries!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

OOOH PICK ME!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re a garlic fry? i guess i understand the not-showering thing then

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m so hungry!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Why on earth would I want those?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 18, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Because they’re free

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, but no. Some things just don’t need to be combined.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 18, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Like football and crime?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s not throw out the baby with the bathwater here.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

did my posts get deleted?

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 11:03 AM PST reply actions  

what did you post??

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by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

so im guessing yes…

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

a weather report and a Tosh Troll caption. waaaay late last night when there were no other posts. it might be a glitch

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I think they’re in Cugel’s off-brand DBD which Twist or somebody hid.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Cugel’s DBD was like the Dr. Bob (THING THAT EXISTS) of DBDs.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Worst tagline ever

Open Wide and Say AHHHHHH

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s that coming out of the B?

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I don;t WANT to know what is coming out of the B

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s ok to experiment, CBG.

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Open wide, say “ahhh”.

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by cldpc on Jan 18, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Dr. Bob’s hand grenade.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 18, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I fear to know what medical speciality Dr. Bob is trained in

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

If you’re down he’ll pick you up, Dr Robert
Take a drink from his special cup, Dr Robert

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by DC Trojan on Jan 18, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

oohhhhh yeah that makes sense.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Off-brand DBD? I think not, sir! Good day!

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by Cugel on Jan 18, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I promise to laud it tomorrow when revealed to the world in all its glory!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You posted them in the wrong DBD, dude.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

When we unhide that (presumably tonight or tomorrow morning), they’ll be back

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

then he’ll be posting in a DBD dated January 18th on the 19th!

#successfulltrolling

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

#winning

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by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

then I posted them in the right DBD!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

In the future, yes. But not right now.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not used to you being completely humorless.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m pissed that nobody loives Dr. Bob the way I love Dr. Bob.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

i love dr. bob calonico A LOT

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s ok to experiment, GB

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

preachin’ to the choir. purity points are at an all-time low

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

HA! Purity points. I had forgotten about that. I should take that again!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I think they were transferred to the UW blog as part of Tosh’s contract stipulations.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Remember the Italian ship captain who abandoned his ship while passengers were still trying to escape?

Turns out he has a perfectly good explanation as to why he ended up on a lifeboat.

The saga of the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia took further twists Wednesday, with a warning from Italy’s environment minister that it could sink and news that the captain claimed he had slipped on deck and tumbled overboard to wind up in a life boat during the panicky passenger escape — and had not abandoned ship like a coward as accused.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 11:34 AM PST reply actions  

I tried using the “I slipped” excuse when I got caught cheating on my wife. Didn’t work.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Million to one shot!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

He should have let everyone think he’s a coward…

by unclesam22 on Jan 18, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Pretty sure the first mate was on a plane to meet with Norwegian cruise lines.

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

isn’t it rumored that the reason they were so close to the shoreline was that they were trying to show off to their friends on land (it was a game to them)?

Heard (read the transcript) of the conversation between the captain and the coast guard and it portrayed the captain as such a pansy selfish fucker

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, he admitted to sailing so close to shore to show off.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Satellite shot

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

crazy.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, so this is seriously not photoshopped? Because that is insane.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Not photoshopped.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

might have been a little close to shore, there, skipper.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, my “a billy goat attacked me and ate my homework” excuse didn’t work in 10th grade either.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 18, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet this excuse doesn’t work for cheating spouses either.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

sweet i wanna join

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-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m in

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

24 hours before I can poast?

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

You can still rec though!

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by Matt Daddy on Jan 18, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

How did you know to come here?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, I think they are deleting hellsa commets over there. Whats up with that?/

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re talking about getting your SBN credentials pulled! Damn, the Huskies are powerful! Watch out or they’ll take your coaches too.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

wow, John Berkowitz is powerful

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 18, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm shaking with fear

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by Matt Daddy on Jan 18, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL--THANKS!

It helped clear away some of my tears

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

lol rec’d

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Fun!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

And then… everyone on ATQ is banned. They even banned a Husky whose only “participation” was to post his approval for the joke an ATQ.

We did it before to Auburn, and they took it with good humor. “Greened Out” Wisconsin as well, and they took it with good humor. Today… mass banning, calls to “SBN Legal,” and the main moderator calling for Matt Daddy and ATQ itself to be banished from SBN.

Moral: pranking UWDP is not for the thin skinned.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Jan 18, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

SBN Legal?

I’d be aghast if they actually cared.

by Bears916 on Jan 18, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Just for rec’d comments? That’s nuts.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 18, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

For cereal. I welcome all recs! Spite or otherwise!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

they’re not used to getting free shit.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

rec

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t even start.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Start!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

By my count, 21 Ducks were banned by UWDawgPound today. Several mods were included in the banning. I’m not gonna C+P here, bc the info has email addresses etc and I dont want to type it all out.

Needless to say, theres a lot of banned Ducks.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Hell hath no fury like a trolled college football blog moderator*!

*with self esteem issues

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Not to be confused with banded ducks, Ducks Unlimited will want to know where those went!

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow. We must out do ATQ on pranking them!

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

may the CGB brainstorming begin!

by the federer express on Jan 18, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ll get them, or choke their rivers with our dead!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the spirit! No one out trolls CGB!!!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

If it's any consolation,

The initial suspicions of “hacking” caused them to suspect a Cal prank. A fair assumption given that we Ducks are barely computer literate, and in fact spend most of our time squatting in a ditch poking up our noses.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Jan 18, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

question: why do you need to squat to pick your noses? are you taking a shit too?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

awesome

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Consarnit.

I can’t believe I left out the “berries” part. Simpsonsfailing yet again. Too much coffee today.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Jan 18, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

question: How much is Willie Lyles paying you right now?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

What a silly question.

I’m paying him, of course. In an amount that I will never disclose… unless you file a FOIA request. Here’s hoping that you never think of filing a FOIA request.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Jan 18, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

If anyone can do it, it'll be you guys.

I’m hoping that you somehow find a way to change their site colors to blue and gold.

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by ProbablyMonty on Jan 18, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t help but laugh at “mind no mind” who seems to think that Twist’s comment is “class”

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Unless he’s being sarcastic. Whoa…

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that’s not the case.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Unless I was being sarcastic. Whoa…

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re pretty sure that’s not the case.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Wearing Cal cufflinks btw

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 11:46 AM PST reply actions  

pics!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

So am I!

But they’re a blue and gold pattern, not Cufflinks with “CAL” written on it.

I’m subtle like that.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Mine is the Fiat Lux design

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

if my cufflinks were fiatlux’s face i would be soooooooooooo happy

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

That sounds like it’d be uncomfortable for his face.

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

a DESIGN, sec! A DESIGN!

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Err, too late, I’ve … nevermind.

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re hannibal lecter?!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Hello, GoldBlooded.

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

and some days you wear clean underwear….but not today.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

rishi post the flask 6 pack on amazon GO

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

no

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

HOW CAN WE BUY
also where is my sweatshirt

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I <3 you.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

shut up brain

or I’ll stab you with a q-tip!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Alright Brain, you don’t like me, and I don’t like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.shopncaasports.com/NCAASports_Cal_Bears/Cal_Golden_Bears_Stainless_Steel_Flask

Sold out right now because all Cal fans are currently drinking themselves silly after Tosh’s departure.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

CGB: TROLLIN SO HARD

Google Image search: Eric Kiesau

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 12:05 PM PST reply actions  

Jumbaco!!!

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You can’t avoid it!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It is so annoying, I am going to get a jumbaco just so I can do something else besides listen to it.

#doingitright?

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 18, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

all we need now is an animated jumbaco gif

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-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

you know that by saying that we only wait for you to do it

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

lul

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Uneasy lies the Redonkulous that pchops the gifs.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Oakland used to be happening!

From the Oaklandish facebook page:

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 12:29 PM PST reply actions  

Wow...S&H Green Stamps

I remember my mother collecting S&H Green Stamps. Also, Blue Stamps.

Judging from the cars in that photo (post card?), the scene is from the early-mid 60s, I think.

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"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Jan 18, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, what a crazy scene there.

Judging from the cards in that photo (post card?), the sceien is from the early-mid 1830s, I think.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Derivative.

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"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Jan 18, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a comedy pyramid.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Judging from the street in that photo (post card?), the scene is a live video feed, I think.

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

PREVIOUS EXTENDED…ONCE THE RAIN DOES BEGIN…MAINLY ON
THURSDAY INTO FRIDAY…1-2 INCHES CAN BE EXPECTED ACROSS THE NORTH
BAY WITH UP TO AN INCH POSSIBLE AROUND THE SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA
AND SOUTHERN COASTAL RANGES…AND A HALF INCH OR LESS ELSEWHERE.

THE NEXT IMPULSE IS PROGGED TO ARRIVE LATER IN THE DAY ON FRIDAY
INTO FRIDAY NIGHT. THIS ONE LOOKS TO BE WETTER WITH HEAVY RAINS
POSSIBLE AT TIMES FRIDAY NIGHT…ESPECIALLY IN THE COASTAL RANGES
WHERE ANOTHER 1-2 INCHES ARE POSSIBLE. THE THIRD IMPULSE IS
FORECAST ON SUNDAY INTO MONDAY WITH SIMILAR RAINFALL AMOUNTS
POSSIBLE.

IN ADDITION TO THE RAIN EVENTS…GUSTY SOUTHERLY WINDS ARE
EXPECTED WITH THESE FRONTAL PASSAGES. RIGHT NOW…20 TO 30 MPH
WINDS ARE EXPECTED WITH HIGHER GUSTS.

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 12:57 PM PST reply actions  

Did the storm just get out of the pool?
1-2 INCHES CAN BE EXPECTED ACROSS THE NORTH
BAY WITH UP TO AN INCH POSSIBLE AROUND THE SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA
AND SOUTHERN COASTAL RANGES…AND A HALF INCH OR LESS ELSEWHERE.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

IT WAS COLD!

KEEP CALM
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Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Tell me more about the frontal passages….

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by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently, it’s spelled bewbs.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish the storms had more impulse control, we need some level-headed rain around here.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

just tried to get niners tickets

sold out in less than ten seconds looks like

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 1:02 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

my friends bought some for $400

and have already resold for like $750. sounds crazy.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

hot diggity

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Good return on initial investment there.

by unclesam22 on Jan 18, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

yup, apparently the guy who sold them needed some cash quick, and he made 3x himself.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

oh hai

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

And in different ways.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
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by FiatSlug on Jan 18, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you name the different ways?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I can.

How about you?

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by FiatSlug on Jan 18, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I cannot. Can you do ti for me?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

zzzzz

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m so much nicer than you.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

[Shhhh….I was baiting Twist]

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by FiatSlug on Jan 18, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not a fish!!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you a mouse?

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by FiatSlug on Jan 18, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I am meek, but no

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

too much red….

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks sinister.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, all the red/yellow/orange makes it look rather hell-ish.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

WOOOO GO NINERS

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

And this is why I have a pet policy
Those expenses made national headlines in June when she won a precedent-setting case against the IRS. She claimed her rescue-related expenses were a donation to an IRS-approved charity, and should therefore be deductible. A U.S. Tax Court judge agreed.

But Van Dusen’s cat rescue operation started running afoul of authorities about two years ago when neighbors and other residents complained about the smell and condition of the cats.

Oakland Animal Services staff tried several times to persuade Van Dusen to voluntarily give up some of the cats. Once or twice she surrendered some cats, but then acquired more, staff said. Negotiations finally broke down entirely and the city grew increasingly concerned over the health condition of the animals. Finally, the city obtained a search warrant to seize them.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2012/01/17/BAP21MQ4PU.DTL#ixzz1jqWqcTaw

Link

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by Cugel on Jan 18, 2012 1:07 PM PST reply actions  

Wat, “cat lady” isn’t a protected class under FEHA?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been amde part of a recipe exchange. But I dont know shit about cooking. Can somebody drop a good recipe hre for me.

Here is the prompt:

Please send a recipe to the person whose name is in position 1 (even if
you don’t know him/her) and it should be something quick, easy and
without rare ingredients. Actually, the best one is the one you know in
your head and can type right now. Don’t agonize over it. It should be
one you make when you are short of time.

Thanks!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 1:16 PM PST reply actions  

i think you should send a recipe for jumbacos.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

this

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I've been sent this, too. Here's what I sent out...

Baked Fish

Prepare a marinade using combinations of the following (with rough amounts listed, but feel free to adjust to your tastes):
1/2 c soy sauce
1 T sesame oil
1 T rice wine vinegar (or another acid of your choice)
1/2 t powdered ginger or 1 T slivered ginger
1 T chopped scallion
1 T chopped garlic
1/2 t honey
1 t red pepper flakes

Marinate fish fillets for about 30 minutes and remember to preheat oven to 350F. Bake for about 7 minutes and check for done-ness. The rest of the marinade can be reduced on the stovetop to be poured over the fish or served on the side.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you replace the sesame oil with butter and replace the fish with bacon?

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

NO SUBSTITUTIONS! What do you think this is, a basketball game!?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

So you’re saying the fish is ineligible? (too soon?)

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

No, the bacon is ineligible. And leaving.

by WolverBear on Jan 18, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I sent this, bc you were the only one who decided to be helpful!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha

So what do you eat, Twist? Billy goats?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I tend to eat the same thing every day. I have toast for breakfast and then the same lunch and generally the same dinner. I don’ really cook and am generally uninterested in food.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

When did you eat Indian nachos???

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

December 19, 2011

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

how do you prepare the ‘same’? do you deep fry or saute in butter?

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by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, Paula.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

speaking of which, she announced she has Type 2 diabetes. biggest non-surprise ever

by the federer express on Jan 18, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, and she’s known for 2 or 3 years, but is coming out now cause she’s now sponsored by a pharmaceutical company.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

“Paula’s diabetic neuropathy is brought to you by Metformin.”

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- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 18, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Anthony Broudain tweeted something like: “she’s similar to a doctor that goes around breaking people’s arms and the setting the bones”.

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by Cugel on Jan 18, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a horrible person for laughing.

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by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Same.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

you’d think the jumbaco one would be what a troll would do.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

What is the jumbaco recipe?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Just send that gif to the person on your recipe list.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

i wish i could listen and transcribe the lyrics. i totes would have typed that up for you as a recipe.

Ingredients:
2 Jumbo Jacks
2 Jack in the Box Tacos

Instructions:
Stack Jumbo Jacks and Tacos in the order “Taco, Jumbo Jack, Jumbo Jack, Taco”
Jumbaco! Jumbaco!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

The hell is a jumbo jack!?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

a big ass jack?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

wait isn’t that the burger they sell in jack in the box? my knowledge of jack in the box extends only to the commercials.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t they teach you anything at UCLA?

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

wtf would a vegetarian want with jack in the box? we’re in-n-out people in Westwood.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

grilled cheese?!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

so many better choices/options wherever i’ve lived.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

pepsi?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

cup o'noodles?

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

ketchup?!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Technically, I don’t think they can refer to their taco filling as “meat”.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

can’t just call it ‘the browns’

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

CLEVELAND ROCKS!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Scott Fujita is dreamy

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

great sushi chef.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I looked hard for a youtube video of the Mott the Hoople song of the same name but no dice. It’s amazing how vast the internet is, until you look for something that’s not there.

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by Cugel on Jan 18, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

remember my cousin from japan was in town and we were watching the drew carry show. at the least of the theme song, they’re like “ohio!” she, of course, hear it as “ohayo!” she was like…“well…that’s stupid.” yes, ohio is stupid.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, it’s their ‘flagship’ burger…similar to Burger King’s Whopper (not taste)

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

But what would you call it in French?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Jacques Monsieur

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

le pew?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

jack-ale with cheese.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Meat croissant.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe only we get to see Twist’s inner troll.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Response I got:


looks delicious! and i like your T/t shorthand.

Somebody gave ME credit!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Hurray!

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Cheese plate

All you need are Cheeses, plate, and cheese knife

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

What kind of plate? How do you make a knife out of cheese?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been sent that, too! No clue what to do! They also want vegetarian recipes. What the pho!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Pho typically isn’t vegetarian.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Veggie Pho is made with turnip broth. true story

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Cube potatoes, coat in olive oil and herbs, and bake at 500F, scraping every 10 minutes until you can pierce them and they look done.

Yeah, I sent out recipes the first couple times, and then I just stopped. I don’t mind sending out recipes, but I don’t like spamming my friends.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

7 years of bad luck for you! Or whatever this chain letter threatened!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

add onions tooooo

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmmm yes. And peppers, carrots, tomatoes…anything, really.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 6:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Hot water.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 18, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds complicated.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

REC

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 18, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Recipe for Indian nachos
Ingredients:
Papdi:

•1 cup all purpose flour (maida or plain flour)
•1/4 cup semolina flour (sooji)
•2 tablespoons oil
•1/2 teaspoon salt
•1/3 cup + 2 tablespoon lukewarm water
To garnish the papdi:

•Boiled potato, peeled and sliced into thin rounds (about the thickness of a quarter or 1/16″)
•Boiled or canned chickpeas (rinsed and drained)
•Plain yogurt
•Salt
•Roasted cumin seed powder (bhuna jeera)
•Red chili powder
•Hari cilantro chutney (recipe available on my site)
•Tamarind chutney (recipe available on my site)
Method
Papdi:

1.In a bowl mix flour, sooji, salt and oil.
2.Add the water a little at a time while kneading until it forms a firm dough
3.Cover the dough and set aside for 15 minutes or more.
4.Divide the dough into about 3 equal parts.
5.Take one section of the dough and roll it into 8″ diameter, fairly thin about thickness of dime. Do the same with the remaining 2 parts.
6.Prick firmly the rolled dough about 1/4 inch apart with a fork, (this is done so the papdi do not puff while frying) and cut them in about 1 1/2″ squares with a sharp knife.
7.Heat the oil in a frying pan on medium heat.
8.The frying pan should have at least 1 1/2 inch of oil. To check if the oil is ready, just put a small piece of dough in the oil. The dough should sizzle right away but come up to the surface slowly. If the dough rises immediately, let the oil cool slightly and try again.
9.Make sure to place just enough papdi to cover top of the oil in the frying pan in a single layer. Don’t overcrowd. Fry the papdi until both sides are a light golden-brown.
10.Remove cooked papdi with a slotted or mesh spoon and transfer to a plate.
11.Continue cooking the remaining papdi in batches until all the dough is gone.
12.After the papdi cool to room temperature they should be crisp.
13.Papdi can be stored in airtight container for 1 month.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

You cheated

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by Cugel on Jan 18, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I really just wanted to make the “Indian nachos” reference and didn’t feel like calling up my mom to ask her for the recipe.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I win.

Got in a minute before you!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Except I lose.

Cause it’d be cool to get a Mama Rishi recipe!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s making some for my friends on Saturday daytime!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I envy this part of your birthday the most!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a birthday tradition! Invite friends over to home, mom makes chaat, we all play mafia or Taboo or both. And I taught my mom how to play Mafia, which was fun!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Great, I’ll be there at noon!

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by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Indians only, sorry :(

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome, I’ll be there at noon!

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by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

We don’t serve your type.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Indians have long treated other Indians poorly.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you give each other smallpox blankets?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

We were going to watch the new Aziz Ansari comedy special.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Nick Offerman is coming to OSU. I got free tickets!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Ask him what product he uses on his moustache.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I sincerely hope a dirty joke follows.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Or cheese.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Papdi is chips!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

then call it chips!

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Frites?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

esh-tralla

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

is that spanish for troll?

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder how his real estate purchases in coastal Washington are going these days?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

also, this qualifies for “rare ingredients”

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by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop being such a hater

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

the day i hate indian nachos is the day i die.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Sucks that you can’t eat pani puri with us on Monday.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

for cereal.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s the chaat that has the puffed rice?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

bhel puri!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

get a potato
Probably a good call to wash it
stick with fork several times all over
put in microwave, push “Baked Potato 1” button
put in preheated oven 350 degrees to finish off
enjoy with butter, sour cream, cheese, chives and/or bacon bits

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 18, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re such foodies here.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

so my recipe for braised Javan rhincerous tenderloin with minke whale ambergris reduction on a bed of deglazed Uruguayan orchids is out, then?

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

no excuse

Whole Foods has EVERYTHING

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Paula Deen's English Peas

1 can peas
1 stick butter
melt butter in pan. Open can. Add peas. Eat. Purchase catastrophic health care coverage.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t believe this is real. wow

by the federer express on Jan 18, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

mmm…peas…

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by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember reading some of the comments for that recipe, hilarious.

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/english-peas-recipe/reviews/index.html?ob=3

I didn’t read the recipe carefully. I forgot to add the peas and used 2 sticks of butter, instead of 1/2. Refusing to panic, I served my guests a small cup of the melted butter, to which I added a few chopped green onions, prior to the main meal (assorted Healthy Choice dinners. I told my guests it was “Paula’s Special Soup”. It got rave reviews. Now I have to send everyone the recipe. Thanks, Paula. Highly recommend.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I clicked on the “Print Recipe” link for this recipe, but my printer only printed out a sheet of paper that read, “Your An Idiot!”…and I can’t even reply to it to tell it that it misspelled “you’re”. Help!

11 people found this review Helpful.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I got super creative and heated the peas in the microwave. Yes!! It is possible!! And you can serve them with Rachel Ray’s Late Night Bacon for super delicious eatin’! Well, I didn’t actually have ENGLISH peas..I just had plain old American peas..Del Monte to be exact but the recipe works just fine. Oh, and I left out the butter..but still, excellent recipe!!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow. These were a hit. I was a bit nervous at first as I’m pretty new to cooking but they turned out perfectly. Restaurant quality for sure. I’m even inviting friends over to have English peas next week.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Great recipe. I look forward to your recipe for Ice Water soon!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

better than regular water!

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Hell yes!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

First, I appreciate the instructions in this recipe that were clear, but the “easy” designation? It was convenient that Chef Deen clarified the butter—ha ha!—by noting that 1/2 stick of butter equals 1/4 cup. That saved some complicated math!

However, the “drained” thing threw me for a loop. I wasted an afternoon trying to find a can of drained peas before asking a woman if she could help me, and it was pretty embarrassing. I suppose it all worked out, because she thought it was kind of cute that I thought you could buy pre-drained peas, and asked me over for a dinner from some of Chef Deen’s other recipes. The English peas turned out just great with a little help from my new friend Annette, and went perfectly with Boiled Hot Dog on Hot Dog Bun, in particular, and she’s promised to walk me through that one soon. She suggested I work up to it with one of Chef Deen’s intermediate recipes first, though, like Opened Bag of Chips Adjacent to Opened Can of Dip.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

So many treasures.

She’s not even the worst cook on that network!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

omfg giggling in meetings

Can anyone tell me what I’m supposed to do with the paper from the butter wrap that’s in the melted butter? Is this a garnish?

Also, in the future can I use margarine? If so, do I wait until the plastic container melts completely before serving?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

kekeke

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

nah

She’s the one who’s food I’d least like to eat after being mangled by her manhands, but you’ll want to google “Kwanzaa cake” for the real atrocities.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

burrell or paula deen?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Sandra Lee

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

indeed

I admire her show concept, but man that’s some bad stuff she throws together.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Burrell seems kinda mean

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

She seems to be a good cook, but she has a weird personality (something I consider myself an expert about) and seriously, manhands.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

also, beez needs to stop smelling her garlic every time she smashes it.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not witty enough to come up with that.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I can barely read.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know what twitter is.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

twitter banned all my ip addresses

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 18, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

way too clever for me

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Look, we are one of the public universities in the world. Numbers, rankings, etc don’t matter per se. What matters is family.

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz

on a boat

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-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL.

Needs moar fake cramp jokes.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG THIS IS BRILLIANT

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCK. COOKIES RULE EVERYTHING AROUND ME IS GOING WITH THE BOAT TO UW!?!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

fuck no

burn those mofos to the ground.

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by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

You don’t like that place?

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

i meant uw.

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by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

that is AWESOME ahahahahaha

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 18, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

z

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

In 2008

The NFL hired 11 new head coaches.

9 of them have been fired by now

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:28 PM PST reply actions  

They all joined UW for boats.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 18, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Ouch. I expect Rex to be gone next season

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh heh, balls

Note to self: don’t go train surfing in Indonesia

Railway staff in Indonesia have started hanging concrete balls above train tracks to try to prevent commuters from riding on carriage roofs.

The first balls were installed just above carriage-height near a station outside the capital, Jakarta.

More will be put up elsewhere if they are found to keep people off the roofs.

Previous attempts to deter roof riders included spraying roofs with paint, spreading oil on carriages and hiring musicians to perform safety songs.

Correspondents say those initiatives have failed. Officials hope that the latest move will prove to be the ultimate deterrent.

Roof riders also face the possibility of imprisonment.

The balls – which can deliver a severe blow to the head - will be suspended a few inches above the tops of carriages at points where trains enter or pull out of stations, or where they go through crossings.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 1:30 PM PST reply actions  

hiring musicians to perform safety songs.

???????

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

They weren’t catchy enough.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

They needed some music for their Safety Dance

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Needs more interpretive dance!

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by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

They need to do this in India.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Why do you hate Slumdog Millionaire?!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

wtf

that’s a HUGE blow to the Colts. Mostly cuz they could have traded him for something good. Dayam.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Rob Lowe = successful troll?

Lowe’s ‘report’ appeared to be inaccurate after several interested parties weighed in Wednesday. Manning’s father, Archie, laughed when told of Lowe’s tweet, telling ESPN’s Chris Mortensen “He ain’t retiring. I think he would’ve told me.” Manning’s agent, Tom Condon, says this is the first he’s heard about it, per NFL Network’s Jason La Canfora.

You can’t trust him. Just like that time he tried to put the moves on Wayne’s girlfriend.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m not even sure who rob lowe is

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Actor who plays Chris Traeger on Parks and Recreation.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

oh ha. ok. i think i got him confused with a sports reporter.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know of any that look LITERALLY that dashing

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Chlamydia affects nearly 100% of Jan Coopers

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

The guy who played Sam Seaborn on The West Wing.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Report: Tebow played second half of Patriots game with considerable injuries
The score was 35-7 at halftime of the AFC divisional playoff game between the New England Patriots and the Denver Broncos. Even with the fully functional version of his offense, Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow was going to have a tough time coming back from that kind of deficit. As it turns out, Tebow played most of the second half of that game with some fairly considerable physical handicaps.

As first reported by ESPN’s Adam Schefter, Tebow took a hit in the third quarter that tore cartilage attaching his ribs to his sternum, bruised one of his lungs and caused fluid to build up in his chest. In the two nights after the game, Tebow had trouble sleeping because of the pain, and he underwent an MRI on Monday to determine the extent of the damage.

The amazing thing was that Tebow actually passed more often, and with slightly more success, in the second half — though his “passing success” is a bit of a stretch in either half. He completed 3 of 10 passes for 28 yards in the first half, and 6 of 16 for 108 yards in the second half. Admittedly, the Pats could play prevent and off coverage through the entire second half, especially when Tom Brady’s sixth touchdown pass of the game made the score even more out of reach in the third quarter.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:50 PM PST reply actions  

6 of 16 is success? In what universe?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 18, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s all relative.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

What are things that can be said at a wedding in Alabama?

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

teehee

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Where’s unclesam22?!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Buying new socks!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

In the Tebowverse.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

so THAT'S why he was on his knees!

what a man

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

oh okay

Breech

Speculation on my part, but Armstead news says to me Arik really likes Cal & is giving Tedford 2 weeks to make home run hire for DL coach.

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 1:50 PM PST reply actions  

waiting 2 weeks so they can unmercifully crush our hopes

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-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

OH COME ON JUST DECIDE ALREADY

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

unless it’s not what i want you to decide, then take all the time you like.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m thinking, OH COME ON TEDFORD HIRE A GREAT D-LINE COACH!!!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

This is so much different from his previous plan to hire a terrible d-line coach.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not, but it’s added pressure. Hopefully he finds the right person quickly.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that would’ve been a terrible idea.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Marshall. His work yields fantastic block shedding results

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Like Lebron. Ugh.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

totally not advertising.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

DR@ Speculation on my part.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 18, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, shit.
johnbreech: Big News: Richard Solomon’s basketball season is over, he has been ruled academically ineligible. #Cal

by puresilence on Jan 18, 2012 1:53 PM PST reply actions  

AWWW FUG!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA

wtf is this last week. seriously.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

i know, WTF? I just have to LOL now…

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

STOP WITH THE BAD NEWS

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes! More pain! I love it!

Thank you sir, may I have another?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait until tomorrow!

by puresilence on Jan 18, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Best I don’t try to guess what’ll happen next and tempt the juju.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

BASKETBALL I WAS COUNTING ON YOU FOR GOOD NEWS.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

ay yi yi

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

What is the safe word?

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

BOAT

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Already said boat and the doooooooom keeps coming.

We are all living in eternal damnation!

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re saying it rong. gotta do it with more conviction..like we used to scream ALAAAMAAAR

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

turkey has been noticeably absent of late…

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by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

DICK SOLO SAY IT AINT SO

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 18, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMED

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by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

johnbreech: just had word of major accident on site of stadium. looking at 3-4months construction delay #Cal

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 1:58 PM PST reply actions  

Sweet.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

johnbreech: just got off the phone with Sandy. SAHPC has been condemned by CDC due to outbreak of Dengue
#Cal

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 1:58 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

johnbreech John Breech
FYI: I’ll be watching Rob Lowe’s Twitter feed for all Arik Armstead news from here on out.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 1:59 PM PST reply actions  

This one is for realsies.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

johnbreech: talked with Tedford an hr ago. Zack Follett was given DL/LB coach job and was enroute to Berkeley but kidnapped by Michoacan drug gang

#Cal

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 1:59 PM PST reply actions  

johnbreech: DBDs permenantly replaced with chaat discussion threads

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought that already happened.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

fuck

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-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I AM LEADING THE TEAM THAT IS GONG TO BREAK RB OUT OF JAIL. ALL INTERESTED SIGN UP.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Ryan Gorcey: Oski facing multiple NCAA violations

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 2:01 PM PST reply actions  

johnbreech: Mayans forgot to carry the two. World is ending in three minutes.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:01 PM PST reply actions  

Ryan Gorcey:
#Cal mascot Oski being investigated by an FBI task force for his association with a so called PEDOBEAR

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 2:02 PM PST reply actions  

Rangers, Yu Darvish reach deal

http://espn.go.com/dallas/mlb/story/_/id/7476104/texas-rangers-sign-japanese-pitcher-yu-darvish-deal-player-option-sixth-season

ARLINGTON, Texas — Yu Darvish will be pitching in a Texas Rangers uniform in 2012.

Darvish has agreed to a six-year deal worth $60 million just prior to Wednesday’s 4 p.m. CT deadline.

The agreement comes 30 days after the Rangers won the right to negotiate with Darvish and his representatives, Don Nomura and Arn Tellem, by submitting a record $51.7 million posting bid. The club will now send the Nippon-Ham Fighters that payment and Darvish will come to the United States to pitch in the big leagues for the first time.

The 25-year-old Darvish was 18-6 last season in Japan with a league-high 1.44 ERA and 276 strikeouts. He walked just 36 batters in 232 innings. Scouts have raved about Darvish’s fastball command and what some say is a seven-pitch repertoire, which includes about everything but a changeup.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 2:03 PM PST reply actions  

damn, they cut that close.

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by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I look forward to watching him next season. Time to buy mlb.tv…

by puresilence on Jan 18, 2012 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

had hoped the dodgers or angels would’ve bid for him. star japanese pitcher in socal again? would’ve been fun fun.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate the Angels, so I would have preferred the Dodgers. Granted, given their finances, it was impossible…

by puresilence on Jan 18, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

and seriously…letting kuroda go…so we can pay harang and hairston…wtf…

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks again Ned.

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 18, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Kuroda – as much as I love him, is 38. So I understand letting him walk. But Harang and Hairston? Not much help.

by LeonPowe on Jan 18, 2012 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah he’s 38 but I think given the current rotation, he’s #3. I’d take him over Lilly, Evoldi, anyone else but Kershaw and maybe Billz. Billz hasn’t impressed me much. He pitched well the 1 game I went to (after laboring the 1st) last year.

Hopefully Padilla gets healthy. I don’t remember if he is under contract. I just love his soap bubble changeup.

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 18, 2012 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

$10 million a year for a guy who has never pitched in MLB? And that’s after paying $50 million just to talk to him. Hmm.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

texas probably’ll recoup that shortly.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It only costs 50 mil if a deal is reached.

by puresilence on Jan 18, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

those Japanese League posting deals are hella crazy. I think the better move is to just yank their chain by winning the bid and then being “unable to reach a deal with the player”. No cost at all.

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"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Now...

Where’s Fielder going to go?

by puresilence on Jan 18, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

UW

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

University of Washington

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

hahah

Major: Food Science

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Cal d-line coach

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Cal d-line coach + 500K + boat = UW d-line coach.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 18, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

WOW

Dick Solo academically ineligible per CBS Sports FUCK!!!!! UW bought the Registrar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by CalBeer on Jan 18, 2012 2:05 PM PST reply actions  

rearl. see comments v

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

*above

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Cougar

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

is this a record number of front page items for the past 2 days?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

SHIT IS SERIOUS, PEOPLE!

Not a record, prolly, but its not great.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like this blog has become a support group.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

My name is boomtho, and i’m a Cal-aholic.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

some people say I’m like acting like a batshit crazy ex

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Calling in the middle of the night and hanging up…25 times…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Splashing red wine on them?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Showing up at your door at 3am drunk?

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Jan 18, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Hot.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Amen to that!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is it always about you?!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

because nobody’s showed up at your door at 3am drunk?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

[was making the implciation that sincey is the one showing up]

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

[oh sorry i missed that]

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Or, calling all your friends and telling them that you think they’re fat.

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Jan 18, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Or, texting all your friends with ‘Hey, fatty McFatFat. Hope you’re not eating butter, fatty’

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

this totally happened though. an ex ICQ’d (heh heh remember that?) all my friends from my account and told them i thought they were fat. CRAZY!!

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Jan 18, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, you shouldn’t have called them fat.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

valid argument; counterpoint?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

they shouldn’t have been using ICQ.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

We all did things in college we’re not proud of.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

What i did do wrong was tell my ex “Helen thinks she’s fat, but she’s not. She’s hot.” Then he used that information against me/her. Sad.

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Jan 18, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

can i meet helen?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

didn’t know you were into fatties

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s no need for shame.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

You said Helen and fat in the same sentence. Still counts.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Helen Nooooo! Don’t listen to them!!

Fire Starkey. You... complete me.

by since1997 on Jan 18, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Incidentally, can I have her number? It’s… for boomtho.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

lolol ICQ!!!!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t know you seek me!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It rolls off the tongue easier if you say Cal-coholic.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t want to think about what rolls off your tongue easier.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

But I didn’t say my tongue, I said the tongue!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ANDRE CARTER!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa. I’m going to need to glove up and get my mask if we’re going to talk about atoms’ tongue.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m trying hard not to post a depressing twitter.

by WolverBear on Jan 18, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

pls just do it.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Oops, that may have been misleading. Personal, not Cal related. Though reading about Solomon after getting home was just f’ing swell.

by WolverBear on Jan 18, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, then please don’t. :)

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Do it!!!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the few times I’m gonna listen to you

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

okanes: just got out of interview w/chancellor birgeneau. not enough funding to balance budget after 2013, negotiating buyout by Stanford
#Cal

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 2:06 PM PST reply actions  

lol

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

kekeke

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS WEEK

has sorta sucked.

Except for all of you.

Go Bears.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 2:07 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Look at this love connection!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Hugs for everyone!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

where is that phrase from? look at that effing hipster?

by the federer express on Jan 18, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Come get chaat on Monday! It’ll cheer you up!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds good! Details/time are on faceypages?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Question. do babies like chaat? because you might be able to meet RAGSCUB.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

if she likes chips, she should like chaat!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Mine do.

They serve a toasted bread with pav bhaji that my girls love.

PTB has decent spice tolerance, so she’ll eat everything. Little K has a milder palate, but we can usually find plenty of chips/bread like items for her to eat.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Fun fact: The toasted bread is called “Pav” and the… stew you eat it with is “Bhaji”

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I suspected, but have been too lazy to google.

I just know that I ain’t touchin’ any of that bread unless I’m willing to lose a finger.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You teach your kids well!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re in the DBD.

Monday, 7 PM, Chat Patta in Fremont. You, me, atoms, and Raptors (And whomever else wants to join!)

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool. I should be there, pending review of babysitting. Should be fine. Worst case, I’ll drag the offspring along.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

YAY GO BEARS

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh oh. Just got off the phone with Mrs. Kod. Chat Patta is closed on Mondays. :(
Plan B?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Only effective within 72 hours!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Story time?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

OOOOOOOOhhhh. I get it.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Muahahahah

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Tursday!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

Tuesday

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Should be okay, too.

The in-laws are over for dinner. I just have to check to see if they’re willing to stay a bit to watch the girls while Mrs. Kod is at her class.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

YAY GO BEARS

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

…but Tuesday’s the State of the Union, isn’t it??

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

And?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

…and I’d like to watch or listen to it.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

it’ll be on at the bar…

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like the perfect opportunity for a political drinking game!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Every time he says ‘Freedom’, ‘Hope’ or ‘Main Street’ — drink!

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

drink when he says ‘um…’

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

He only does that significantly in press conferences, not speeches.

by WolverBear on Jan 18, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

i remember a few in one of his state of the unions…but could be wrong.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

omg

I have probably told this story, but I did the drinking game for the 2002 state of the union. Drink for every mention of 9/11, terrorism, Osama Bin Laden, “nukular”, Iraq, “yellow cake”, Al Qaeda, etc…

That was an interesting night.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Chat Patta also has a bar?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think there are any bars in the area. There’s a bad chinese restaurant and a montessori pre-school in the same shopping center.

Can’t you just play it on your smartphone?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I could, but that would be rude if we’re supposed to be hanging out.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

If we’re watching the state of the union, we’re not exactly hanging out. :)

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s why I’m saying Tuesday might not be a good idea!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

YouTube it later, bra.

by Scootie on Jan 18, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude, DVR it and watch it later. They release the transcript ahead of time as it is, so it’s not like you’ll miss any surprises. I promise I won’t spoil any of it for you.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 6:36 AM PST up reply actions  

How would you spoil it if you’re going to be hanging out with me while it’s going on?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 7:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I have an invisible earpiece that will be streaming it.

PS, can you handle spicy food?

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 7:51 AM PST up reply actions  

What kind of question is that?!

Of COURSE I can handle spicy food. The spicier, the better.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I challenge you to a pani puri contest then.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I have some decent spice tolerance too.

LET’S DO THIS!!!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Over/under on how many bites until Kodiak is rushed to the hospital with gallstones or some such medical emergency?

by Scootie on Jan 19, 2012 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

He’ll be fine until he has to leave the table.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 20, 2012 6:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m rather touched that you think I’ll make it to the table in the first place.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 22, 2012 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

OLD SCHOOL RULES!!!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, it’s on.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

as are most indian restaurants. damn it.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Tuesday!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

can’t… gym day. esp now that i’m doing the guiness thing with y’all on wednesday.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Do gym on Monday!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

why can’t you guys go to the Guinness thing on Thursday?! can’t do Wed. :(

by the federer express on Jan 18, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Chat Bhavan is pretty good.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

*chaat

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Most Indian places will be closed Monday.

Also, they don’t serve pani puri individually,

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, they don’t serve pani puri individually,

?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Most chaat places serve give you the pani puri dish and you just make it and dip it on your own.

Not at Chat Patta.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

so you’re saying you’d rather they make it for you?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

They make it for you and serve it one by one, which is the same way it’s done in India. And it’s so much better that way!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

oh ok thanks for helping me understand! i actually didn’t get it haha.

i actually prefer to make it myself, but that sounds good too. also, making it yourself lets you vary the amount of chutney, etc.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

A lot of the excitement of pani puri comes from having it served. And, you know, you can tell them how to vary the chutney.

Then when there’s like five of you eating, it’s significantly more exciting. It’s a group activity.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

i can understand that, fo sho.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, we could start hh at Amber on Fri…

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

i honestly don’t know if i can make it; dinner plans at 7ish and not sure when i can get out of work.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re so lame.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

talk to my boss! i will try though.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I am your boss.

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like your pani puri is for the 1%!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

If only you could find out!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

they are open 7 days a week :)

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I must meet you.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 18, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

You don’t know any other old, cranky Asian dudes who are injury-prone and poorly dressed? :)

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

they’re usally grandfathers.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You cut me deep, j.lee.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 18, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

or playing golf.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the worst week of my life!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

PANIC

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:33 PM PST reply actions  

z

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

flappy arm guy is coming soon huh

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

RB, can you generate a nude Tayne?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

might break computer

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

NUDE
TAYNE.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

This is not suitable for work. Are you sure?

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

mmmmhmmmmmmm ::sips coffee ::

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

They need to make that dance number a full length song. Must have.

by paleodan on Jan 19, 2012 1:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Two people in a row on my news feed posted about In-N-Out. I’m so hungry…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 18, 2012 2:33 PM PST reply actions  

You can make an In N Out knock off patty but that’s kinda useless w/out the buns.

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

RG Ryan Gorcey: #Cal I’m getting reports that UW is buying all In n Out franchises and relocating to Oregon/Washington/BC

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

1.8 miles from IN N Out and 1.6 miles from five guys heh

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I am apparently ~1300 miles from my nearest In-n-out, although driving to the eastern suburbs of Dallas would take me through Nashville, Memphis, and Little Rock, so I could probably enjoy some delicious cooked meats en route.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 18, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m imagine a lot of bbq’ed meats.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU ARE IMAGINE!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

yes. imagine all the people.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Up here in Washington

and there is an In N Out Minimart about 2.3 miles away. I’m sure they serve the exact same bugers only in microwaveable form.

by Bears916 on Jan 18, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

WASHINGTON?!?!?!?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

This TL deal keeps getting worse and worse.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I’m just here hanging out on my new boat …

by Bears916 on Jan 18, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

i know where u live

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Hayward??

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

So, always I’ve heard that from Californians that In-N-Out is some sort of ambrosial establishment. Then I settle for a while in San Francisco, and there’s only one in the whole city? In the biggest tourist trap area? And the closest ones beyond that are in like Sausalito and Pinole? What gives?

Oh, and how come I can’t get no tang ’round here?

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Jan 18, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

heard that from

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Jan 18, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, and how come I can’t get no tang ’round here?

because we have fresh fruit here

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

cougar

Tang is available in the form of Tang-tinis at Butter.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Daly City, fool!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s one in millbrae across the street from the BART station

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

oakland, emeryville, millbrae, daly city are all closer than your aforementioned places.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

THERE’S AN IN N OUT HIDING IN EMERYVILLE?! WHERE?!? TELL ME NOW YOU BLAGGARD!

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah where is this secret Emeryville location, yo?

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Shut uuuuuuuup.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s deep inside the IKEA

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

and only open on Saturday afternoons.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Emeryville? Oakland? Interesting.

I have obviously done some shoddy research on the subject.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Jan 18, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Hold on a second

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

more of an LA thing.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

No one made an inappropriate tang joke, huh.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

someone bought our perv humor—we couldn’t resist the big bucks and didnt appreciate our perv humor once threw us under the bus

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

because it's a chain

go to Barney’s or Burger Meister like a real hipster.

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"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Hipsters go to Barney’s?

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 18, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

fine, then i’m a hipster; that shit is so good.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I go to Barney’s, so it must be a hipster hangout, amirite?!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too, we were there on Sunday and sat in the table by the door… since they remodeled the 24th St. one there’s a heater vent right under that table. We were frozen all day and then got blasted by the furnace for like an hour while we chowed down. Fantastic.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

we went to the one in berkeley all the time; it was our birthday dinner place (RISHI OUR MEANS FRIENDS NOT GIRLFRIEND)

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

How many locations does a business need to become a chain?

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 18, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Two

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

But Barney’s has something like seven locations!

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 18, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that’s what the ordinance says. Or was supposed to.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, omb. If you’re in SF you should come to a CGB happy hour.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

CGB happy hour you say?

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Jan 18, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah there’s one this Friday! at a location to be determined

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Check the DBD for more details. I think we were saying 620 Jones.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

oh that email thread confused me a bit. ok then. 620 Jones! frick that’s a long walk after the gym

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

damn we can’t do something closer to embarcadero bart? isn’t that where most of us work?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

pretty sure that’s much closer to where all of us work… i say shelve 620 jones for a warm evening, and go someplace closer.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m fine with that.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Fifthed and I’m not even going!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

and why not?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Drinking frightens me.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Then how do you ease the pain?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I hang out with my hipster friends at Barney’s!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Seattle?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Tosh is organizing that one.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, we even let a UCLA alum join us for some reason.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Chick-fil-a is better.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 18, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

...

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Not when it’s closed during your Sunday cravings.

by WolverBear on Jan 18, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I will give you this.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 18, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

i like, but wouldn't pay for it.

Downtown San Francisco penthouse with terrace

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2012/01/18/BUA41MQ9R9.DTL

and the address is a little…

Address: 666 Post St., No. 1700, San Francisco

Asking price: $869,000

Description: Topping the Gothic revival-style Crown Towers building downtown, this penthouse offers dramatic views. The living room, which receives natural light from the home’s multiple windows, has ebony-stained wood floors, a fireplace and built-in shelves. From the living room, a spiral staircase leads to a loft that could be used for guests. Between the living room and kitchen there is room for a small office with more built-in shelves. The eat-in kitchen features newly refinished tile floors, stainless steel appliances and a separate bar area. The bedroom has a walk-in closet; the renovated bathroom has a slate tile floor and shower as well as designer lighting.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 3:07 PM PST reply actions  

666 Post street

Apartment DOOM

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

$869k! I’d have to be Tosh Lupoi Rich to afford that.

by Bears916 on Jan 18, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Link

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Photos 6 and 20 are gorgeous.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

your new rooftop bar?

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The address is a little awesome!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

australian open highlights

John Isner made a go for it, but ultimately fell short of his 70-68 match at Wimbledon in 2010. he only managed to get to 10-8, winning his match in 4 hours, 40 minutes.

his opponent, David Nalbandian, got screwed over by a bad umpiring decision. the chair umpire ruled that Nalbandian had taken too long before initiating a challenge of Isner’s serve on break point at 8-8. instead of getting a second serve to look at on break point, Isner got a free point to bring it to deuce, closed out the game to go up 9-8, and proceeded to break Nalbandian and win at 10-8. raw deal.

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=7474368A

by the federer express on Jan 18, 2012 3:07 PM PST reply actions  

Wait, was the crazy marathon match also against Nalbandian?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

ah, sorry, the Wimbledon 2010 match was vs. Nicolas Mahut. the crazy thing is that they had a rematch in the first round at Wimbledon the next year!

by the federer express on Jan 18, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz
Ryan Gorcey
Tosh Lupoi, Justin Wilcox were at De La Salle today talking to Michael Hutchings, and trying to get Michael Barton to flip from #Cal to #UW

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 3:38 PM PST reply actions  

After they leave, I’m going there to get him to flip back!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

wtf. truly truly trying to do us dirty.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

makes me want to squat in a ditch and poke up my nose.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

For some reason I’ve got Busta Rhymes screaming “flipmode squad is the greatest” stuck in my head now.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

this is serious…
we can make you delirious
too much of us is dangerous.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this one real?

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, sadly.

ARGHH (@&&#!#!#

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

asdfadgadfadfadfadfadfadfaf

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Are posses legal? Can we like, go get them, put them in a stockade and duct tape their mouths shut?

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Fun!
RGBearTerritory Ryan Gorcey
One of the schools in the running COULD be #SDSU, if this is more than rumor at this point.
1 minute ago

RGBearTerritory Ryan Gorcey
There had been talk of Solomon transferring a few weeks ago, but it was mostly just talk. Hard to think it’s not escalating now.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s no WAY he doesn’t transfer to UW

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHHAHA

YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 18, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

...

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I really hope Barton politely told them to fuck off.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope he told them to impolitely fuck off.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Streaming Wrestling

If you wanna get away from the DOOOOOOOM and GLOOOOOOOOM.

http://www.livestream.com/swamphunter

Feels bad, man.

by Swamphunter on Jan 18, 2012 4:05 PM PST reply actions  

i like your updated sig

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s nothing else to say, really.

Feels bad, man.

by Swamphunter on Jan 18, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

couldn’t agree more. i’m drowning my sorrows in d3 as soon as it comes out.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

So stoked to drop all present career ambitions and start my gear-for-cash-auction business.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Jan 18, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

i thought that all you had was soggy pieces of bread?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

/secretshame.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Jan 18, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

z

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 4:13 PM PST reply actions  

hey rishi

what did the two peas say to each other?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I gotta split?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

WRONG

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

aahahahhahahahahahhahaha

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 18, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing, they just muttered.

Why was the banana sad?

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

cus he was a-kela?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

What did one pizza say to the other?

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

holy shit, a talking pizza?!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 18, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I like yours better.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I like this one least.

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 18, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

i don’t get it

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

i get like 3 of these.

Damn girl, did you just eat eggplants because your body is BANGAN!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

That one made me LOL

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

That was my go-to pickup line in college!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 6:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Why did you date so many eggplants!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m attracted to their complexion.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

[groan]

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Peas to meet you?

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Peas cannot talk. They’re vegetables.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Biden being Biden

The Giants are going all the way!

That sentiment would draw cheers in San Francisco during baseball season, but drew jeers when Vice President Joe Biden mixed up the city’s baseball and football teams during a campaign event this afternoon.

Biden, speaking at an event in San Francisco’s Financial District in support of President Obama’s re-election, told supporters that “the Giants are on their way to the Super Bowl,” according to media reports.

When the comment drew boos from the crowd, Biden quickly apologized, saying he was used to talking about the San Francisco Giants’ baseball victories, then clarified that he meant to say “49ers.”

by minesweeper on Jan 18, 2012 4:35 PM PST reply actions  

Obama’s fucked!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup. SF is totes gonna vote Republican now!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 18, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

He should try not to say things.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Gawd democrats are terrible at sports. John Kerry said his favorite player on the Red Sox in 2004 was “Manny Ortiz.”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll take the awkward, non-dumbass please!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 7:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

Party Yacht for president!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Jan 19, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t have pics, but I’ve seen Clinton throw a football.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Neither and a half!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

ROMNEY 2012!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 6:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, he is alive in 2012.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 7:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Great point

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

rec’d

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Tosh pitches boats
This guy pitches you with a helicopter

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. – Mizzou’s Gary Pinkel flew in to see Hillcrest High School’s Dorial Green-Beckham, literally.

Hillcrest TV caught Pinkel’s helicopter landing on Birmingham Field at the end of the school day to visit with Green-Beckham. It’s one of several visits between Pinkel and the star high school player throughout his stellar high school career.

Arkansas Head Coach Bobby Petrino visited Green-Beckham during class too Wednesday. Petrino, instead, drove to the school. Reports say the 6’6", 220-pound receiver will visit the Fayetteville campus this weekend.

A photo on Twitter shows Green-Beckham seated at the controls of the helicopter.

Signing day is February 1.

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 4:39 PM PST reply actions  

ok…that’s a bit ridic.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

turkey and atoms will only commit if they use an airbus

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

no love for the dreamliner?

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I do. I generally prefer Boeing to Airbus but at the moment I’m remembering that Boeing is based in Washington, and fuck Washington.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

well…brother just sent me pics of our new bball league unis.

sonics jerseys.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re okay, they’re in Oklahoma.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

SOPA blackout: Bills lose three co-sponsors amid protests

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/technology/2012/01/sopa-blackout-sopa-and-pipa-lose-three-co-sponsors-in-congress.html

Three co-sponsors of the SOPA and PIPA antipiracy bills have publicly withdrawn their support as Wikipedia and thousands of other websites blacked out their pages Wednesday to protest the legislation.

Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) withdrew as a co-sponsor of the Protect IP Act in the Senate, while Reps. Lee Terry (R-Neb.) and Ben Quayle (R-Ariz.) said they were pulling their names from the companion House bill, the Stop Online Piracy Act. Opponents of the legislation, led by large Internet companies, say its broad definitions could lead to censorship of online content and force some websites to shut down.

In a posting on his Facebook page, Rubio noted that after the Senate Judiciary Committee unanimously passed its bill last year, he has “heard legitimate concerns about the impact the bill could have on access to the Internet and about a potentially unreasonable expansion of the federal government’s power to impact the Internet.”

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 4:51 PM PST reply actions  

Is this against the rules?
@LawyerMilloy
@ItsShaqThompson You would look nice in Purple & Gold. Whatever you decide… The best of luck
16 Jan

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 4:53 PM PST reply actions  

Regardless if it is, I hope no Cal fans are badgering Shaq with harassing tweets (twits?).

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 18, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a former player though. Isn’t there a different set of rules for them?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Who’s a former player?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, Milloy.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I seem to remember it being an issue that Reggie Bush “coincidentally” called Joe McKnight while Pete Carroll was on an in-house visit.

But maybe it was the coordination that was the problem, not the alum-contact itself.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Jan 18, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Makes sense. It’d be pretty hard to prove Sark asked Milloy to post that tweet.

What a crazy coincidence that Reggie Bush called! I mean, what are the odds?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Very, very low.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

and it’s not like you can’t just tweet anyone you want on twitter.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

oh for Pete's sake

Get your secondary violations correct: Pete was on a conference call with Joe McKnight and Reggie Bush just happened to walk into his head coach’s office to say hello! Could have happened to anyone.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 18, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

RIAA spokesperson tweets about [redacted].

From his Twitter profile:

SVP. Communications. RIAA. What you’ll get: music business and policy stuff. Upcoming releases, what’s selling. Also, some Buckeye propaganda.

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 18, 2012 4:58 PM PST reply actions  

OHIO!!!!!!

“blackrout” = racist?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

SOOOOO RACIS

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

so he’s double the asshole.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

The assholes have been doubled.

Feels bad, man.

by Swamphunter on Jan 18, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You know there are many problems with the RIAA but this guy is spot on here.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Truth.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 18, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s spot on about people abusing Wikipedia, but he’s using that to defend SOPA, which is pretty dumb.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 18, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

Feels bad, man.

by Swamphunter on Jan 18, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I really need to find time to sit down and actually read SOPA and PIPA.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 18, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

You can only read them after we pass them. That’s a rule.

/trollin’

by Bears916 on Jan 18, 2012 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 18, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I linked to the language at the start of the DBD. I recommend you read them yourself. Look at section 101, 102, 103, and 104 in specific

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by TwistNHook on Jan 18, 2012 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Why do you hate me so?

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

But students probably aren’t doing original research! They’re probably just using other websites, like this one: http://christwire.org/2012/01/the-10-most-dangerous-comedians-destroying-america/

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 18, 2012 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Love the Will Ferrell pic which isn’t Will Ferrell but actually Ron Perlman.

by Bears916 on Jan 18, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Oops and the Aziz Ansari pic. Well done.

by Bears916 on Jan 18, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

That site’s layout is giving me a headache. Is it for real?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap! That looks just like me!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess it must be accurate, then!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

tr

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 6:44 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL at the Duran Duran t-shirt

That’s so lame.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Jan 18, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL that site was blocked as “tasteless” :)

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

lolol rec’d

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

HOPE
JordanPayton Jordan Payton
Coach collins as possible candidate for the cal job. Known him and been workin with him since i was a baby. #wouldbeadreamcometrue

by Bears916 on Jan 18, 2012 5:21 PM PST reply actions  

I thought we’re only posting doom-related news today.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

stop. this is the reason we are sad in the first place.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

But

I’m promising you both Hope and Change. I’m pretty sure no one has done that before …

by Bears916 on Jan 18, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Bears916 for Doomover Lord in 2012!

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Look how that turned out. Thanks a lot, Obama.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 18, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, thanks!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

OH HELLZ YEAH

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

i will guarantee that if collins joining our staff would in any way be good for the program that the opposite of what we want to happen will happen.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

So we get the other yet-unnamed guy?

by WolverBear on Jan 18, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

too bad he is going to the buffalo bills tho

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

More Hope
@JordanPayton
Jordan Payton
@CalBear2 grew up with him. Hes like my uncle

by Bears916 on Jan 18, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

STOP FUCKING STOP

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 18, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Too much possible sunshine!

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Well guess this was resolved differently. But are we s/mad?

by WolverBear on Jan 18, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay...Mock drafts have started appearing!

http://insider.espn.go.com/nfl/draft2012/story/_/id/7467078/mel-kiper-first-mock-draft-year

it’s suck for luck, a bunch of trocans and furdites.

and at #31.

San Francisco 49ersRecord: 13-3
* Alshon Jeffery, WR, South CarolinaThe 49ers got much better production out of the offense this season, but I still see a need for a big target on the outside, something Braylon Edwards wasn’t able to provide. Jeffery is an absolute beast, a guy who plays at more than 230 pounds and easily could top 6-foot-4 when he measures out. He goes up over corners and attacks the ball, catching it away from his body like a rebounder. The Niners struggled mightily in the red zone all season, and Jeffery might not be a burner but is the kind of player you can post up in the end zone to help solve that problem.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 5:23 PM PST reply actions  

Hopefully allof the seniors get picked up (like last year).

Wonder if Tavecchio is going pro…

by puresilence on Jan 18, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure they will.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

WHY ARE WE NOT PICKING #32?!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 6:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Another coach from the Browns?

DOOOOOOM

new DL coach – Today, 05:41 PM
He was pointed out to me in Haas about 2 hours ago. He was in Mo’s office signing paperwork…I was in a hurry, but he had a Browns jacket on, and is, ahem, black, if you all want to speculate as to his identity?

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 18, 2012 6:00 PM PST reply actions  

A COACH, PERIOD

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Our new coach!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 18, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Couldn’t that be Collins? How do we know it’s a DL coach?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Man...dude's been in the league for 7 years and he's still only 24.

Andrew Bynum growing into a big thing for the Lakers

http://www.latimes.com/sports/basketball/nba/lakers/la-sp-andrew-bynum-lakers-20120118,0,2671993.story

O’Neal doesn’t blame Bynum for his extended absences, saying he has been victim to “freak injuries” such as Kobe Bryant colliding with his knee during a game three years ago.

O’Neal said he preferred Bynum to Orlando’s Dwight Howard, widely considered the NBA’s top center and a player the Lakers have long coveted, because Bynum has a variety of post moves that Howard can’t match.

The former Lakers great was not ready to call Bynum a current Lakers great, though O’Neal conceded that Bynum, in his seventh season, was closing in on the franchise’s list of accomplished big men. O’Neal listed Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as the greatest Lakers center, followed by Wilt Chamberlain and George Mikan.

O’Neal, who spent eight seasons with the Lakers and retired last summer as the fifth-leading scorer in NBA history, would presumably be next, though he didn’t say.

“Here it’s all about the championships, it’s all about the stats and it’s all about the persona you bring,” O’Neal said of the aura surrounding the Lakers. "Unfortunately for [Bynum], he’s still under the Black Mamba [Bryant], so it’s still the Black Mamba’s house right now, but he’s playing great and I wish him well.

“Hopefully he will go down as one of the Lakers greats.”

Still only 24, Bynum isn’t ready to call himself “The Big” anything. He’s been a part of two championship teams on a journey that may not involve a move to Orlando if the Lakers decide there’s no need to upgrade at a position where they’re already well stocked.

by j.lee on Jan 18, 2012 6:23 PM PST reply actions  

Congratulations, dudes.

No misplaced coaches today. Preesh.

by Scootie on Jan 18, 2012 7:48 PM PST reply actions  

We only lost Solomon for the season… :(

by puresilence on Jan 18, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting proposal to eliminate tuition at UC

Full article here

Thursday, as the regents conclude their two-day meeting, they expect to focus almost entirely on developing revenue sources beyond the state, and beyond tuition.

The students’ proposal fits right in.

Instead of paying tuition – currently at $12,192, not including mandatory fees, room, board or books – the “UC Student Investment Proposal” would require that students commit to paying 5 percent of their annual income for 20 years after graduating.

“Under this plan, no undergraduate student would have to worry about paying for their UC education while they are in school,” Chris LoCascio, president of “Fix UC” – the group of UC Riverside students that developed the idea – said in a written presentation to the regents.

The students calculate that, under the most conservative estimates, UC could triple its revenue over the next two decades to $4.6 billion. The plan would be phased in over several years, and students say UC would begin receiving more income from graduates than from tuition by year seven.

“The UC system will be far better off, financially under this proposed,” concludes the seven-page report submitted to the regents."

by Scootie on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 PM PST reply actions  

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