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I could use a break from the DOOM and gloom around here, so I have one question for you, when you're feeling down in the dumps, what songs will change your mood and brighten your day? I ofter a few of my faves in this category; I'm sure it's not a complete list, surely you can help me out.


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From the Kinks, something that always reminds me of happier times Picture Book

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One of many from one of my Favorite bands: Life Begins at The Hop

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The most expensive album ever made: The Beach

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Their are to many to list here, but a couple for from the lads from Belfast: My Perfect Cousin & Teenage Kicks

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From The Housemartins, a short one: Reverends Revenge

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More than couple by the Flatmates, but just these two for now: On My Mind: and Happy All the Time

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A couple from the Dandys: Every Day Should be a Holiday and Get Off

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Or newer, Hearts on Fire

Well, this is only a partial list, remember there are many reason to be happy.

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Good news, everyone!
…ANOTHER ROUND OF COLD WEATHER EXPECTED TONIGHT INTO EARLY WEDNESDAY
MORNING…
…WIDESPREAD RAIN ON TAP FOR THE SECOND HALF OF THE FORECAST PERIOD…

.DISCUSSION…AS OF 7:45 PM PST TUESDAY…HIGH CLOUDS ARE BEGINNING
TO INCREASE ACROSS THE NORTH HALF WHILE SKIES ARE MAINLY CLEAR TO
CLEAR ACROSS THE SOUTH HALF. CHILLY TEMPERATURES ARE FORECAST TONIGHT
ESPECIALLY IN THE SANTA CLARA AND SALINAS VALLEYS. FREEZE WARNINGS
ARE IN EFFECT TONIGHT FOR THOSE LOCATIONS.

WARM FRONTAL RAIN WILL ARRIVE WEDNESDAY IN THE NORTH BAY WITH RAIN
WORKING ITS WAY SOUTH LATE WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY. RAIN WILL MOVE
INTO SF BAY LATE WEDNESDAY NIGHT AND DOWN TO MONTEREY BAY ON
THURSDAY. RAIN TOTALS INTO FRIDAY MORNING WILL BE 1-2 INCHES
NORTH BAY WITH UP TO AN INCH POSSIBLE AROUND SF BAY AND SOUTHERN
COASTAL RANGES…AND UP TO A HALF INCH ELSEWHERE. ADDITIONALLY GUSTY
WINDS 20 TO 30 MPH ARE EXPECTED ESPECIALLY NEAR FRONTAL PASSAGE.

MORE RAIN CHANCES ARE EXPECTED FRIDAY NIGHT INTO SATURDAY AND
ANOTHER SUNDAY. RAINFALL AMOUNTS WITH THE WEEKEND SYSTEMS LOOK TO
BE HIGHER ACROSS OUR AREA WITH 2-4 INCHES OF ADDITIONAL RAINFALL
TOTAL THROUGH SUNDAY. GUSTY SOUTHERLY WINDS ARE POSSIBLE AGAIN
WITH THE FRONT.

ALL IN ALL AN UNSETTLED WEATHER PATTERN IS ABOUT TO UNFOLD WITH
LONG AWAITED RAINFALL ARRIVING SOON.

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 18, 2012 1:21 AM PST reply actions  

lol

Occupy Wall Street West gonna get wet on Friday!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 18, 2012 6:42 AM PST up reply actions  

They’ll retreat faster than Napoleon from a Russian winter!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

FINALLY

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by BearStage on Jan 19, 2012 12:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, the good old days when both teams end up unidentifiably muddy!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Wooohoooo sofa weekend watching movies!

by Scootie on Jan 19, 2012 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOO

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Link?!

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 6:53 AM PST up reply actions  

moar boat

"I bet that Mike Conley could find Osama Bin Laden...if he was open." - R. Benson

by nativeson on Jan 18, 2012 2:43 AM PST reply actions  

honor, loyalty, integrity

"I bet that Mike Conley could find Osama Bin Laden...if he was open." - R. Benson

by nativeson on Jan 18, 2012 2:52 AM PST reply actions  

If there’s one thing Cal can learn from this, if for some reason they didn’t know already, is that they really, really need to rethink their budget for coaches and specifically assistant coaches. They now have new facilities, finally, but let’s hope it doesn’t take as long to realize they need to spend money elsewhere.

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 18, 2012 6:43 AM PST reply actions  

Have you a suggestion for where to cut to increase the spending on these alleged assistant coaches?

by Scootie on Jan 19, 2012 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

English dept

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

thanks, anti-greg easterbrook.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

You got my reference!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

we’re like two peas in a dysfunctional, terrifying pod.

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Stop muttering!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

meh

What do we need that for? We’re not going to England.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

CGB

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

The moderators should donate their grotesque bonuses to the Chancellor’s Fund!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Left kidney.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

They’re going for 10-30K each on the black market. think of how many kidneys we have at our disposal!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Laura Nader’s department.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know anything about her (or about anthro!) but lets not punish her because her little brother is a d-bag.

by Bears916 on Jan 19, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Let’s punish her for being a [bleep] instead. She’s one of the most vocal anti-athletics faculty at Cal.

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by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

like ten sports not kidding

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

sads
How much must it suck to be a Cal fan…

When their future success is wrapped up in a defensive line coach, who everyone knew would be leaving at some time. Says quite a bit about the state of the program.

—AddictedToQuack, SBNation’s Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jan 16, 2012 7:48 PM EST replyactions

"We lose to Stanford in many sports, but if you want to make a Cal team quit, bring a weapon."
--Coach Clark

by carp on Jan 18, 2012 6:47 AM PST reply actions  

Oh it sucked way before that. 26 straight years of losing to UCLA. Some 15 straight trips to WSU – all losses. The third best non-Tedford, post Pappy season (1993) being derailed by Dave Barr’s dislocated shoulder. Losing a star quarterback to cancer. Pat Barnes fumbling on the 1 in the Palouse. The extra minute against OSU. Being up 21-10 against UW and losing 24-21. Mack Brown. Desean Jackson stepping out of bounds. Lavelle Hawkins tripping on the one yard line. Wrong Way Roy Riegels.

by LeonPowe on Jan 18, 2012 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

San Jose State over Cal.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh that Pat Barnes fumble…Such a great pass and catch to get us to the 1 and we all thought the curse of the Palouse was done.

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 19, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, it’s done now.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Get your facts right

We led UW 23-3 in that game and lost 24-23. Don’t make it better than it was!

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by Ohio Bear on Jan 19, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

lolol

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

plz ban jtlight if he thinks that this is the worst we’ve ever suffered

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 2:45 AM PST up reply actions  

please also ban this fool or just give to me the powers of b4nhammer so i can keep it trollin’

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

OTOH, we were beating them at the half! So take THAT jtlight!

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

TWO DBDS?!

Is this the alternate reality DBD?

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by Rishi on Jan 18, 2012 6:53 AM PST reply actions  

Back to the future DBD.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Which one are you, zoonews?

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

zoonews is both.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 19, 2012 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Lenovo A1 Android Tablet - $167

http://shop.lenovo.com/us/tablets/ideapad/tablet-series/a1

16GB with a 7" screen. At this price, it’s almost impulse buy territory (bigger capacity than the $199 Kindle Fire)

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 6:55 AM PST reply actions  

but no lenovo keyboard, that’s the best part!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

yes the stupid FN key to the LEFT of the left Ctrl key.
WTF is that design?

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 19, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish someone would have warned me before I bought my X220. So awful.

by Bears916 on Jan 19, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah we had two choices when our company got bought out and the new company bought us all new IT machines. HP or Lenovo. I went with HP even though it was the 1st gen i5 because of the Lenovo keyboard and it had a smaller screen.

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 19, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I like it. And the rest of the keyboard just feels so much better.

by WolverBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank you, the rest of these guys are all crazy. I do not allow for people on the internet to have different personal preferences than I do!

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s how I thought about my netbook when I bought it for $250 or whatever it was, and it’s still rolling on three or so years later.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I still have yet to use an Android Tablet. If it’s as intuitive as the iPad, I might just get my mom this.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

i don’t believe they’re as intuitive; however, for basic functions, they’re probably close?

also, i don’t know what your budget is, but there will likely be wave of tegra 3 tablets sporting ICS coming in a few months… should be leaps and bounds better than the current android offerings.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

wtf does any of this mean?

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

tegra 3 = cpu + gpu (basically the basic processor + graphics processing) in a chip. it’s pretty cool, there are 4 “cores” that can handle tasks in parallel, plus a fifth core for handling low-intensity tasks. this serves to maximize battery life, at the same time being able to deliver graphical-intense processes when necessary (e.g. HD video playback).

ICS = new version on android, that is supposed to be a lot better.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, cool.

Are they gonna get the tegra on smart phones too? Should I hold out on upgrading my Evo 4G?

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

the tegra 2 is already on some smart phones – some of the sg2’s, the motorola atrix, motorola photon are some off the top of my dad (biased party here – my dad works on that chip!). the tegra 2 has 2 cores, so the big leap is moving from 2 cores to 5 in the tegra 3. i am not aware of any upcoming phones that will have the tegra 3.

the asus ee pad transformer prime will have the tegra 3, whenever it ships (ordered ~5 weeks ago… still no notifications…)

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

So upgrade phone soon? I can wait till summer if things will be sig better by then

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

you gonna stay with droid and sprint?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think so. I love the unlimited data of Sprint and get great reception.

I like my iPod Touch but I think I like the Android operating system more.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

think you couldn’t go wrong with the galaxy nexus, if you are ok with that. otherwise, doesn’t really hurt to work – my phone already feels outdated and i bought it 4 months ago!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

*to wait

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, maybe I’ll just get the new phone right before I head off to b-school (knock on wood)?

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m psyched for iPhone 5.

by puresilence on Jan 19, 2012 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

ICS is nifty. Hopefully a more usable version of cyanogenmod comes out for the Touchpad…

by puresilence on Jan 19, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

i want it for my sg2 now!!http://www.californiagoldenblogs.com/2012/1/17/2715232/dbd-1-18-12-happy-happy-joy-joy#

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

check out xda-developers.com. I’m sure someone has an ICS mod for sgsII on sprint.

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

im not trying to root though

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I think everyone should root at the very least. it won’t change any of your data; it just gives you root access to your phone so you have the option of uninstalling bloatware/installing a custom ROM.

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

ARE YOU CALLING MY PHONE FAT?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

meh if i hated touchwiz i would, but i’m ok with it. too much work for me to risk breaking my phone.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

plus, work paid for my phone so this may actually violate some terms of service

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

ah, true. rooting technically will invalidate your warranty. I guess if you’re cool with it, keep things as is.

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

yup, compared to my last phone (e71) this phone is awesome!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

rooting is painless, especially on the Samsung phones. look for a program called oneclickroot!

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

what’s the point of rooting? benefits? downsides?

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

pros:
-remove bloatware
-install custom apps/ROMs
-better battery life as a result of less bloatware/customized ROMs
-tethering (built-in into the ROM I’m running)

cons:
-invalidates warranty ( but you can easily unroot your device)

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

What is rooting

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

installing your own OS on to the device by removing the proprietary software

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe rooting is just the act of giving yourself root priviliges on a phone (allowing yourself to do anything you want to the device).

by puresilence on Jan 19, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

wouldnt you do such a thing?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

best , simplest explanation

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I own an OS?? When did this happen??

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

it came with the boat you received.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

i change my answer to this

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

i rec twist for his benevolent modding

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

As another con, newer phones may have poorer battery life since the build isn’t as optimized as the stock OS is. Also, not everything may work as well as the stock OS.

by puresilence on Jan 19, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I think everyone should root at the very least. It won’t change any of our games; it just gives you more vested interest in the game.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

oops double-post fail. mods, pls delete!

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

No that was still a good response :)

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Ice Cream Sandwich = Android 4.0

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

ah…ok…i think i heard they were going to push it out in march-ish. i know all my friends at google already have it though.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

push it out to who? it’s already out on the galaxy nexus. other manufacturers (esp those that skin on top) will take much longer

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

this is why I’m angry at Samsung for lagging w/ apps for the Galaxy S line

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

seconded.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

samsung…i read that somewhere.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

oh ok thanks!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

My mother likes her Android tablet. My dad got her one of the Vizio ones at Costco so that if she didn’t like it, he could very easily return it. You might have to demo it for her. She watches a lot of Hindi music videos on YouTube now.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I figured I’d teach her to check e-mail, watch youtube and Hulu, and then somehow get the stupid xfinity app to work with her tv

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

The price on the link is now 199. Maybe they sold out of the previous coupons.

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 19, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

nooooooooo :(

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m still waiting on a convertible laptop-tablet. When will Dell come out with the Panerai? At the very least, I want to see if that class of product is making progress from the epic fail that was the first generation.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

don’t those already exist? I thought i saw a kid in one of my classes using one a year or two ago.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, yes, those do… but I’m waiting for the models that are more like tablets than laptops… if that makes any sense.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

maybe it makes sense, but not to me. what are you looking for in particular that either a laptop or a tablet can’t handle?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I just want one that can be both.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Swings both ways, if you will.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

pringle

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by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s the convertable part? A keyboard? Because they have keyboard attachments.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

this

here

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I had something like that my freshman year of college.

But it it required a pen.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

wow you fancy. i had a cheap 3 year old desktop as my freshman year computer.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I had a desktop too!

I used to actually take notes by hand on the tablet for the longest time.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

When I was a frosh I had a roommate who had a computer so I was LUCKY. (it was a Mac, when Cal was a Mac campus.) Finally got my first computer as a senior (also a Mac desktop). Used that same Mac thru law school. Always took notes on paper and got really annoyed by law school nerds who typed away on their laptops during lectures. LOLD

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I handwrote all through law school, including the bar

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I handwrote in 1L and transcribed notes to comp every day. After that, too lazy.

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by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I'd be so

worried of a hard drive crash during a test. LOLD

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had that happen. Thankfully I kept my cool and switched right to bluebook writing.

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by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I knew 2 people who failed the bar bc their computers crashed during the bar. The program to take the bar on was notoriously unstable. It was supposed to save every minute, but, well, yknow

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

how did you hand feel after the bar? carpal tunnel from all that writing?

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

My hand felt fine.

About midway through the last day, my elbow felt like I had thrown a complete game. And I still had a few more hours to go.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait, what are we talking about now?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

The bar exam.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

profuse masturbation

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

lol thanks raptor

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d be so worried of magnetism messing up my floppies. LOLD

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Consult a physician if your tape drive sticks for more than four hours. LOLD

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

this made me pringle

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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I was afraid of bending my floppies.

by WolverBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

hey don’t copy that floppy

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Because you use a thumb drive, amirite?

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by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

pqtm

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Before I went off to college, I read a bunch of books about preparing yourself for college. Almost all of them said “don’t bring your laptop to class. You don’t want to be THAT guy clicking away to type notes.”

First day of class, 83% of students were typing notes on their laptops.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

You were the 17%

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

CLICKITY-CLICKITY-CLICKITY-CLACK

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I always thought those clickity clack people were just getting good training in being stenographers. They were transcribing, not taking notes. They then went home and turned the transcription into an outline. Which is exactly what I was doing when handwriting my notes in class.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, that’s impressive. When I looked back at my notes the day before the final, they made no sense.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I would try to make sense in class and write the notes to reflect what made sense. That way it still made sense months later. Tried to never have more than 1 page (1 side) of notes per class.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you have note-taking services (Black Lightning?) back when you were at Cal?

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember that… thought it was a scam used to prey on the lazy

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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I used it :p
Along with video’d lectures, there were some classes where I rarely attended in person.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

It was

I was so lazy, I never went to class and never read my notes

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I only used them once for MCB 102.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 19, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!

Bad memories of MCB 102

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by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Srsly. The GSI wasn’t even cute.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

My GSI was pretty clueless. I started sitting in on other discussion groups.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 19, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

My physics GSI was also clueless. But, he was really cute! But, he was a furdie. Hm…

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

As long as you didn’t set up office hours by appointment…

by WolverBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

No, but it was an optional 8AM section, so there were a lot of times when no one else showed up.

My Chem GSI tried to set up office hours at the top of the Campanile.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

really? tha’ts actually pretty sick

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

It would have been, but the Chem department wouldn’t let him, for some reason…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if I knew him /her …

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

My Chem GSI tried to set up office hours at the top of the Campanile.

It’s pretty pointy…where would everyone sit?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Who said anything about sitting!?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

GIGGITY?

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by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

pringle

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

My NST 160 GSI was hawt, but completely useless. I started going to another discussion section and she would it in the back of the class taking notes for her section.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 19, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

hey, work smart(ly), not hard!

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Disappointment

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you one of those people who went to every class?

by Scootie on Jan 19, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I was!

Another reason to love Cal: classes were actually good.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I did.

I felt that the reading and the class were generally mutually exclusive You could do one or the other. So, I went to class.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I did, except for Bio 1B at 8am, which I webcast. I felt like it was a waste of money to not go to class. What am I paying for?!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

The college experience

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

So, believe it or not, I use a ton of stuff that I learned in many classes in my current job. It turns out it was hella important for me to go to class! I can see how this might not be true in a business/finance job.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, Mr. Snark.

I’ve used stuff from my classes at my current job too. But, just as well, a lot of the skills I picked up outside the classroom have also helped me here.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I wasn’t being snarky, just informing you that the reason I went to class was to learn things that were potentially useful for the future.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

LOSER!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

HE DIDN"T SPEND 6 YEARS IN SNARKERY SCHOOL FOR NOTHING!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

lol no he definitely didn’t!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

And I’m just informing you that we paid tuition for more than just the coursework.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Then what an informative conversation you guys are having!!!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Going to class and doing things outside of coursework aren’t mutually exclusive. It’s just that you explicitly pay money to the Regents for the coursework. So not taking advantage of the coursework is a huge waste of money. Most (if not all) of the social stuff you can learn outside of college…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

So, you’re saying drinking beer at the Bear’s Lair is a De-CAL class?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I disagree, but it’s my money I wasted, so whatever.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Moreover to your second sentence, in my experience the skill of sleeping until eleven has been counterproductive to my personal development.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Joke’s on you. I built up a huge sleep bank that allows me to function on 45 minutes of sleep now!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

A sleep bank? Do you have a rewards program?!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

lol no

Actually he uses his terms and conditions to take a cut of everyone else’s sleep and keep it for himself.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah…I didn’t really learn much in bschool.

by Missing Barry on Jan 19, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I didnt learn shit in undergrad RO law school

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

You should have been a chemist!

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Lots of RO groups in chemistry.

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by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

good, good.

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

or spelling

I didnt learn shit in undergrad RO law school

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by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

You should have gone to at least a PI law school. Come on, now.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

but

the six years in clown college are really paying off AMIRITE!?!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I went to most. I learned as a frosh that 8 am lectures were a big mistake. After first semester I had very good attendance.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I definitely was. I could never seem to miss and get the gist of what happened.

by unclesam22 on Jan 19, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I tried to go to every class.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Since when I was in school we only had the option of taking notes by hand, I would also the next day type up all of my notes when I was at work. This was hugely beneficial.

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, notes should be notes, not transcribing. For me, just writing them down allowed me to remember, I never really had to look at them again. But I always did take notes.

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by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

This for me too. And sometimes, what fiat did too, if it was a hard class. But having finished grad school in ’10, I was definitely one of the few taking notes by hand. I even had a small laptop but my brain just worked better with handwritten notes.

by unclesam22 on Jan 19, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s hard to use a laptop in physical science classes, what with equations, diagrams, charts, etc.

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

And in language classes like Greek and Hebrew, laptops were almost worthless.

by unclesam22 on Jan 19, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

if typing notes = Fbook

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Facebook wasn’t as entertaining back then. The “wall” was basically a virtual wall where anyone could edit and just write stuff.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Facebook didn’t blow up until well after I got out of law school. I had an account way back when but didnt really use it for a few years

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Facebook was introduced either frosh or soph year in undergrad. It seems like people my age are really souring on it.

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by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

How old are you?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

mid-late 20’s

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by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

20s or 120s?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Why not 320’s?

AGEIS!!

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by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I prefer 737s

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I handwrote all of my notes through both undergrad and grad school. By grad school i was one of like 3 people in any given class who did this.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

We are all LOLD

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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

i was doing this two months ago! (I still believe it’s more effective as a learning style, and my note paper doesn’t have facebook or CGB on it)

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

During a boring fed tax class in law school, my roommate and I would work on the school paper’s crossword puzzle. With writing instruments! We saw some laptop nerds playing solitaire and I thought “how distracting!” LOLD

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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I would work on the school paper’s crossword puzzle. With writing instruments!

Psst, people still do that. And SuDoku

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Only before the plane gets to 10,000 feet.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I think that drives 90% of the “readership” of the Daily Cal.

by WolverBear on Jan 19, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

The other 10% is Sex on Tuesdays.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

During a boring fed tax class

That seems like an unnecessary qualifier.

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I apologize for the redundancy.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I did crosswords during class in high school.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I did Sudoko during class in law school

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I did landscapes during class in Hudson River School.

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Chuckles.

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by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Nobody at my school ever brought a computer to class.

by Missing Barry on Jan 19, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

i brought my laptop, but i didn’t use it in class. only when i was studying or reading.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah…i’m taking some classes on the side, and i’m just about the only one using pen and paper in my age group and younger. the older folk…i wonder if they can operate a laptop or tablet.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Dell Duo

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by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Can you pull the tablet part out?

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I think when the screen fully rotates, the laptop becomes a “tablet”

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by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

But then it’s super heavy…. kinda destroying one of the USPs of tablets

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

That is indeed part of why the Dell Duo didn’t work. Although weight isn’t exactly an issue for me.

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by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay there, Mr. Fitness

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I ended up returning my Fire. I found I never really used it, my e-ink kindle does all I need for reading.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Field tests from my parents indicate a steep drop off in satisfaction for anything other than reading / watching video. Rumor has it my mother is now saving her pennies for an iPad.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, I couldn’t hold a candle to my wife’s iPad. That said $200 vs $500 is also an important factor.

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by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not a trivial difference. I think I am under-utilizing my iPad, to be honest, a Fire might have been enough.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Have a fire, enjoying it. The price is the primary motivation, secondary is the size. If it was the size of an IPAD I’d never take it anywhere. People who are dissatisfied confuse me.

by Bears916 on Jan 19, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

nice! thanks. good reviews?

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but appears to no longer be as cheap. Btw, I posted a link to a watch somehwere in this dbd

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a scavenger hunt!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

still worth it at $200? does it have an SD/microSD slot for expandable memory?

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Check AMZN for more deets

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Finally, I’ve z’d to the end of this thread!!!!

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 7:10 AM PST reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS FROM WSJ

KIDS SOMETIMES WEAR PAJAMAS TO CLASS

Trend-conscious teens look as if they just rolled out of bed, wearing layers of loungewear to class at schools across the country. The trend goes way beyond “Pajama Day,” the once- or twice-a-year special event that many schools hold to raise funds or promote spirit. Sales of “activewear” to girls ages 13 to 17, including sweatpants and sweatshirts but not pajama pants, rose 21% last year over the prior year—much faster than the 7.8% rise of apparel sales overall to that shopper segment, according market-research firm NPD Group.

Retailers are jumping on the pajamas-every-day trend, with stores like Abercrombie & Fitch, Aeropostale and Pink, a sub-brand of Victoria’s Secret, giving loungewear prominent display. American Eagle Outfitters’ Aerie brand merchandises sweatpants, leggings and other relaxed styles with a variety of shirts, including those with asymmetrical hems or dolman sleeves. A wide neck is key, says Jennifer Foyle, chief merchandising officer, because “girls are wanting to show their bra straps.”

As with a lot of teen behavior, some adults are annoyed. In Louisiana’s Caddo Parish, which encompasses Shreveport, Commissioner Michael Williams is getting national attention for taking a stand. He plans to propose an ordinance outlawing the wearing of pajamas in public.


“The moral fiber in America is dwindling away,” Mr. Williams says. “It’s pajamas today; what is it going to be tomorrow? Walking around in your underwear?”

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 7:13 AM PST reply actions  

ahahaha
My son and his large group of friends have labels for the girls who wear pajamas. I won’t attempt to sanitize it here, and I won’t state it either. The key is that tweakers are tied closely to pajamas and doing ***anything*** to get their meth.

Let it suffice that these girls won’t be the apple of the eye of any successful, future potentially wealthy person of their age.

Every generation and sub-generation has its own styles, but this one tends to be stuck with the low-intelligence end of the current teen culture.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 7:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Let it suffice that these girls won’t be the apple of the eye of any successful, future potentially wealthy person of their age.

Because women should always be focused on being the apple of the eye of any successful, future potentialy wealthy person of their age?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 7:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Every generation likes to talk about how they’re better than the next.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 7:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Seeing plenty of the pajamas look in the office these days.

Usually not too bad.

It’s when the young ladies in their early 20’s come in with bare mid-sections and tight fitting pajama-wear that it gets awkward.

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by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 7:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Do people in your office wear scrubs?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 7:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes. But we have a policy against low-cut or excessively tight-fitting apparel.

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by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

What happens if people don’t follow the dress code?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Verbal warning → written warning → disciplinary actions up to and including termination.

I’ve never had to give a verbal warning for dress code violations.

I’ve had staff near-brawling in the bathroom and a quasi-scissors incident, but everyone stayed properly dressed.

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by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

???
I’ve had staff near-brawling in the bathroom and a quasi-scissors incident, but everyone stayed properly dressed.

Story time?

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by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously! I want to hear! Yesterday, one of my labmates followed another into the bathroom to try to take a picture of her wearing glasses. That was also fun.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Male or female labmate?

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 19, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

2 females

Almost all of my labmates are female. We don’t have drama…not at all…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

hawwwwtttttttt

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, please do share.

by unclesam22 on Jan 19, 2012 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

The Bathroom Brawl

I had two employees who apparently both had friends who were in local gangs.

Both were somewhat young and very immature. (not my decision to hire either, they were holdovers from the previous staff.)

One had been with the office 3 years. The other was within her first year. There are a number of lab-related tasks which must be done by the end of the week to get ready for the next week. These duties rotated between the different staff members. The junior employee was of the opinion that 5pm was 5pm and if the work wasn’t done, too bad.

The more senior employee was trying to tell her that it was policy for the person whose turn it was to get that work done. However, she was doing it in a highly insulting and passive-aggressive way. She used to be the most junior employee. With the new hire, I guess she felt she had moved up the totem pole and could boss around the younger employee.

Another staff fetched me before it turned into a fullscale brawl. But, we had screaming, tears, shouting. Plenty of drama.

Neither employee is with me now. Not due to this incident, but it was indicative of their maturity.

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by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Would it be inappropriate for me to ask where they were on the hawt-crazy scale?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll allow it.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Younger was cute, probably more immature than crazy.

Older was straight up batsh!t insane.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Older was straight up batsh!t insane.

So…she was hot?

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Not even remotely.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Not even an intsy teensy bit? Like awesome dsl’s or a nice rack and the rest is no bueno?

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Extremely overweight. So, I suppose her assets also benefited accordingly.

Good smile. (former patient)

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

What about the quasi-scissors?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

This sounds almost like when I was a sophomore in undergrad two of the caf ladies got in a fight with dish throwing and everything. Total hood rats for sure, but it was insane and someone was cut bad enough for the police and EMS to show up.

by unclesam22 on Jan 19, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you join in?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

There were already like 10 other workers between them when I got over there. Made for an exciting dinner hour though.

by unclesam22 on Jan 19, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Were they left handed scissors? Those are quasi-scissors

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Quasi Scissors

I hired a new assistant. Nice lady. Very skilled.

One of my other employees decided that she didn’t like her. (same girl from the brawl, the older one)

She apparently thought that I had hired the new assistant with better wages and benefits. (not true)

So, she went out of her way to bully her. At one point, she asked to borrow scissors and when returning them, “accidentally” gave them back point first and poked the other lady in the hand.

Then, she wrote me an ultimatum demanding a raise, read it to all my other employees, and put it in my mail box.

I let her go. She ended up working for a nearby competitor. Got promoted to treatment coordinator…and put the lady out of business.

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by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

That seems like a full scissors incident

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Yikes.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

that and all the yelp reviews you posted did the trick.

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

WORST DENTAL PRACTICE EVER

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

It was a little sad. I knew that other doc, too.

She was a year behind me in the same program. Nice lady. But very passive as a manager. She let her staff get away with everything and it cost her.

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by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

WOW
I let her go. She ended up working for a nearby competitor. Got promoted to treatment coordinator…and put the lady out of business.

You sure you didn’t secretly employ her as a Keisau-spy to destroy your competition?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

The lady didn’t bother calling me to check references. Her loss.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

but what could you have said without fear of getting sued?

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE

“Employee X worked here from [date] to [date].”

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

and she is not eligible for re-hire.

I think you are ok with that.

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep. Can’t say much legally other than the dates of employment, and the wage paid. I may or may not have said things to other people who have called like, “I’m afraid I can’t answer any questions about her relationships with other employees or X.”

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by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

“I am not allowed to tell you that she was batshit insane and likely a drunk or at least acted like she was a drunk when being a horrible employee.” Foolproof!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Official legal advice! Yay!

But who, oh who, shall the costs be assessed to?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Such advice only works in Ohio. But the costs can be assessed against Twist anywhere!

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

In the neck, in the neck, in the neck!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh oh. I think that call may have been to doctor in Texas.

I also wrote a letter of rec for a staff member once that was essentially, “She adequately performed the duties asked of her. Her certification is confirmed.”

She gave me three days notice that she was moving to Florida. I was somewhat surprised/amused that she’d think to ask for a reference.

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by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It took me a while to understand this, due to all the ambiguous uses of “lady” and “her” and “she”

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like your Friday night!!!

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

When would I ever use “Lady” on a Friday night?!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Ladies’ room

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

It was ambiguous!

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re ambiguous!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry. Kinda busy. I guess I should have used initials like CS, CJ, and CT!

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by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

No no, I enjoy a good ‘ambiguous lady — Rishi Friday night’ joke.

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Really?

If I had a business, I’d have a policy for that stuff.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

There are many ortho offices who clearly hire and buy uniforms based on appearance.

But, the #1 decision-maker on whether prospective patients start treatment tends to be the moms. So, excessive eye candy is a no-no.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

And here’s the real reason the STFU Fatty Challenge happened!

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 19, 2012 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Kodiak knows how to lure in the MILFs.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

This is why I have pictures of my wife and kids all over the exam and consult room.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

pow

You probably wear a wedding ring too, you smoothie.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I do. And I carry a puppy with me everywhere.

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by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

new meme: Pictures of Kod and puppies with the ‘sup girl’ caption!!

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Kod is the new Ryan Gosling?

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

ryan gosling learned from kod

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I needed to pass on my secrets to someone before my body spontaneously combusts.

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by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t have the $6mm to rebuild?

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

and a boat?

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
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by golden oso on Jan 19, 2012 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

They said they haz the technology.

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by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I wear five of them!

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Nose, or neck?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t the smoothies dry out or stain your hemp-clothing?

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by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

“clothing?”

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Good, good.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Good strategy. Women want what they can’t have.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, that’s my line!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Mr. F. is the new Rishi!

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 19, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

And on my left wrist I’m wearing a stylishly minimal wrist brace.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

BS, what kind of knot are you pulling off? And you’d better not say half windsor.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully that policy only applies to men.
HIGH FIVE

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Brb. I better go change.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Brb. I better go change again.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

thats unfortunate

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

So, no super tight deep Vs, then?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

BOOOO!

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by golden oso on Jan 19, 2012 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m so glad I work at a place where no one could do that.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 7:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I must confess to having been totally ignorant of this trend until just now.

by Scootie on Jan 19, 2012 7:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Did kids not do this at Cal?

By showing up to class properly dressed, I was in a pretty significant minority.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

So, when you were at Cal, there were no Indians and nobody wore pajamas to class?

What a different world you lived in.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Indians in pajamas are the best!

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

sounds like a theme for the next CGB HH

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 19, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

THERE'S ALWAYS MONEY IN THE PAJAMA STAND

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
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by AERose on Jan 19, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d

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by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It won’t be as awkward if you wear looser pants.

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I need some taller chairs.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

No, I’ll be better than my kids.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see how this is a no statement.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 7:51 AM PST up reply actions  

He’ll actually be better instead of talking about being better.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 7:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh. Thanks for lightening things up, Twist! We really need some humor after the week we’ve had :D

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

oh lord…i dressed this way in college…and i still do on weekends…

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesnt your wide neck Aeire reveal your bra intentionally?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you hoard v-necks?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM. I CAN STOP ANYTIME

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

are you going to put them in box?

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

VNecks make me feel safe

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I never got that sweet V-Neck high!

BTW, the music references to the 90s were great. “Tub was full of 311 CDs!” Loved that one, so much.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

“My baker is screwing me!”

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh oh

Kodak files for bankruptcy

ROCHESTER, N.Y. – Eastman Kodak Co., running short of cash and unable to sell 1,100 digital imaging parents that could have rescued it, filed Thursday for protection from its creditors under Chapter 11 of the U.S. Bankruptcy Code.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 7:14 AM PST reply actions  

At least it’s not Kodiak filing for bankruptcy!

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 7:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I read that and said “HOLY SH I DID WHAT?”

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by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 7:33 AM PST up reply actions  

You can’t fool anyone, we know you’re making it rain.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 7:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Sadly no. Business has been down each of the last three years. (no correlation to amount of time spent on CGB, I’m sure)

I hope we bottomed out last year. It’s getting a bit concerning.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Give me the word and I’ll send 49er16 down to Cal State East Bay to punch a few people in the mouth…

Or I’ll just go there myself and give out free lollipops

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re fixing the teeth too well. No repeat business!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, he’d get fired if he were a car mechanic.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

So, I need to sell people new air filters when I take their braces off?

Brilliant!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Need to move your practice to the UK

I KID I KID, British friends!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you trying to bankrupt him by moving to a dead market? (Actually one of my cousins had braces IIRC which was a surprise to me. Thought they would have considered that too American for her)

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by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

but there are so many potential clients, right? We tricked them into buying iPhones and Big Macs, surely Kodiak can convince them of the virtues of straight & healthy teef!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

these jokes are just too easy…

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

What are digital parents like? “No dessert until you wipe your hard drive!”?

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 19, 2012 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

mmmmm dessert

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

All those excessive payments to Pitbull is what really brought them down.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Womens Gymnastics to take on ASU:



BERKELEY – The California women’s gymnastics team will travel to Tempe, Ariz. to face Arizona State in a Pac-12 meet on Friday at 6 p.m. inside Wells Fargo Arena.

You can watch the meet through Fox Sports Arizona’s live webcast of the event here or follow along with live scoring of the event here.

Cal scored a 192.500 in its last competition, this past Sunday against top-ranked UCLA. The Golden Bears were led by junior Mariesah Pierce, who placed second in the all-around against the Bruins with a 39.150. She scored a 9.825 in the floor exercise to lead Cal and tie for second place overall in the event.

In Cal’s first meet of the season at Sacramento State, junior Madisyn O’Brien guided the Bears in the all-around with a first-place score of 37.625.

Cal moved up to No. 39 in the Troester national rankings released on Monday. It is the Bears’ highest ranking since Jan. 16 of last season, when Ca was rated No. 37 by the group.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 7:15 AM PST reply actions  

they gonna lose

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

New WR Coach:

BERKELEY -Former NFL standout Wes Chandler has been named wide receivers coach at California, Golden Bear head coach Jeff Tedford announced Wednesday. Chandler has spent 26 years in professional football, including stints as an assistant coach with the Cleveland Browns, Dallas Cowboys and Minnesota Vikings.

“I’m very excited to announce the hiring of Wes Chandler,” Tedford said. “Wes is a quality person who brings all of the things to the table that Cal stands for. He’s a great football coach who is an outstanding technician. Just as importantly, he cares about the kids off the field and will be able to help them reach their full potential in all areas of their life. It’s a great day for our program, and we’re really happy to have him as part of our staff.”

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 7:15 AM PST reply actions  

Footballers invited to Senior Bowl:

MOBILE, Ala. – Former Cal football players linebacker Mychal Kendricks and offensive lineman Mitchell Schwartz have accepted invitations to play in the 2012 Senior Bowl, game officials announced Wednesday. Kendricks and Schwartz become the 31st and 32nd Cal players to be selected to participate in the event (see complete list below).

The 63rd version of the annual contest that showcases college football’s top seniors is scheduled to be played at Ladd-Peebles Stadium in Mobile, Ala., on Saturday, Jan. 28 (3 p.m. CT/1 p.m. PT). NFL Network will televise the game live and also beginning Monday, Jan. 23, will provide coverage of all practices leading up to the contest.

“We’re excited about adding Mychal and Mitchell to our North roster,” Senior Bowl President and CEO Steve Hale said. “They both come to Mobile with a lot of experience and we’re confident they’ll take advantage of this unique opportunity.”

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 7:15 AM PST reply actions  

Mens Tennis Player named player of the week:

WALNUT CREEK, Calif. – California men’s tennis senior Nick Andrews has been named the Bank of the West Pac-12 Player of the Week for the week of January 9-15, Commissioner Larry Scott announced on Monday, Jan. 16. Women’s tennis senior Jana Juricova received the women’s award.

The fourth-year Golden Bear was a key contributor against 23rd-ranked Tulsa as Cal opened up the dual season with a 4-3 road victory on Friday, Jan. 13. In doubles competition, Andrews and partner junior Christoffer Konigsfeldt defeated Tulsa’s third-ranked team of Clifford Marsland and Ashley Watling, 8-5, to clinch the doubles point for the Bears. Then, with Cal up, 3-2, in the dual, the Folsom, Calif., native defeated No. 83rd-ranked Watling in a third-set tiebreaker, 6-3, 3-6, 7-6(5).

Andrews receives Cal’s 13th weekly honor all-time, but is just the fifth different Bear to do so. Pedro Zerbini received the last four Cal Player of the Week certificates and was preceded, twice, by Konigsfeldt, who himself was preceded, twice, by Zerbini.

The Bears will host UC Davis in their first home dual match at the Hellman Tennis Complex on Sunday, Jan. 22, at 10 a.m. PT. Admission is free. Please visit CalBears.com for more information.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 7:16 AM PST reply actions  

Womens Tennis player named player of the week:

WALNUT CREEK, Calif. – Fifth-ranked California women’s tennis senior Jana Juricova has been named the Bank of the West Pac-12 Player of the Week for the week of January 9-15, Commissioner Larry Scott announced on Monday, Jan. 16. Men’s tennis senior Nick Andrews received the men’s award.

Juricova—the defending NCAA singles champion—opened her spring season with victories in three singles and three doubles matches at the 2012 Cal Winter Invitational this past weekend. She took the singles title as she defeated Cal Poly’s Alexa Lee, 6-3, 6-4, No. 49-ranked Marianne Jodoin of Fresno State, 6-0, 6-1, and No. 82-ranked Catherine Isip of Saint Mary’s College, 4-6, 6-3, 6-2. In doubles, Juricova partnered with freshman Zsofi Susanyi, twice, to knock off Fresno State’s Agrawal and Jodoin, 8-2; and to take out Saint Mary’s Frampton and Jullien, 8-3. On the final day of the tournament, she paired with freshman Cecilia Estlander to stake an 8-4 win over Cal Poly’s Davis and Lee.

The Golden Bears open their dual season with a home match against Santa Clara at 2 p.m. PT on Friday, Jan. 20, at the Hellman Tennis Complex. Admission is free. Please visit CalBears.com for more information.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 7:16 AM PST reply actions  

Juricova—the defending NCAA singles champion

Just wanted to make sure no one missed that part.

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by Ohio Bear on Jan 19, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

NinersNation talks Delaney Walker’s health:



The 49ers and Giants released their first practice participation reports of the week and the big news for the 49ers is that Delanie Walker was back on the practice field. Since breaking his jaw in Week 16, Walker has been sitting out practice. He finally was cleared to return to practice, which is huge.

Walker wore a black no-contact jersey to start practice, but before long had returned to his normal red jersey. If he is able to play with the contact in practice that’s a big step forward. Walker led the team in receiving against the Giants back in week ten thanks in part to the sometimes inconsistent Giants linebackers. After Saturday’s 49ers-Saints game, I’d imagine the Giants will do whatever it takes to keep VD from beating them. I wouldn’t be surprised to see him doubled by a linebacker and safety frequently. It will be key for other skill players to step up if Davis is taken out of the game.

A noteworthy no-show on the practice participation report is Ray McDonald, who was dealing with a hamstring injury last week. Normally an every-down player, McDonald was not a full participant in Saturday’s game. He is not on this first injury report, which is good news. The 49ers have a very solid backup in Ricky Jean Francois but ideally McDonald will be in and 100%.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 7:19 AM PST reply actions  

Thanks for bringing the links, Twist.

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by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

The World's Longest Flight, in Coach

[1]

It’s 2 a.m. aboard Qantas Airways Flight 7 from Sydney to Dallas. The sun is rising. Time for a quick stretch, then a couple of episodes of “30 Rock.” Are we there yet?

Five hours remain on the 15-hour trip, the longest flight in the world with a coach cabin. It’s an eternity when shoehorned into space with a mere 16 inches of hip width inside the armrests.

Nonetheless, long-haul nonstop flights like this one are increasingly popular among business travelers and high-end tourists who are willing to pay about 20% more to avoid a layover.

Qantas launched its Sydney-to-Dallas nonstop flight last year four times a week and will move it to daily service this summer. Delta Air Lines offers Johannesburg nonstop from Atlanta, offering an alternative to European connections. Emirates is expanding its fast-growing network geographically, reaching Los Angeles from Dubai nonstop, for example, and Dallas next month.

“There are a certain amount of people in long-haul markets willing to pay extra to get there quickly, even though it takes a long time,” said Bob Cortelyou, Delta’s senior vice president of network planning.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 7:19 AM PST reply actions  

z

There’s even a full timeline

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 7:20 AM PST up reply actions  

100 pages read?!!

oic, they did other things too.

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

The print was really small and the pages were really big!

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 19, 2012 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that longest in distance or time? My understanding is that SFO to Dubai is 16 hours, which would be longer in time. Perhaps they mean disatnce.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 7:22 AM PST up reply actions  

No, they mean time in coach. Maybe SFO to Dubai non-stop doesn’t have coach?

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 7:24 AM PST up reply actions  

It does.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 7:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Fine then, go write a letter to the WSJ

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 7:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, I think LHR-SYD is the longest route, but maybe they do a fuel stop or something.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 7:32 AM PST up reply actions  

There are no LHR – SYD nonstop flights. They are all through Singapore.

by Scootie on Jan 19, 2012 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Which one is LHR? Can you guys speak English?!?!?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually it is English.

by WolverBear on Jan 19, 2012 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

There aren’t any vowels. The only word without vowels I know si YHWH

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Heathrow, you poor addled lawyer.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope someday to be a rich addled lawyer.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

is that the Kangaroo Route?

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

it said NON STOP!!!!!

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I figured they did a fuel stop, but I wasn’t sure.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

well they don’t let you off the plane… does that count?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

You are a non stop purist

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

He really hates the “Designated Stop” rule, adopted in 1973 to make the flights more appealing.

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

He loves the on board garlic fries, tho!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

also, they make you get off the plane

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

not all the time. in fact on the layover in Senegal to South Africa you have to stay in your seats.

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s probably for the best.

but the kangaroo route requires getting your ass off the plane :)

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

so you’re saying I can’t be trusted in Senegal? That I might break it?

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

basically. i think it’s a ginger thing.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I just checked, and DFW-SYD is about 500 miles longer than SFO-DXB

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 7:33 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s 500 miles between friends?

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 7:34 AM PST up reply actions  

500 miles.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 7:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, this is one fantastic conversation

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 7:36 AM PST up reply actions  

HOoray, we’re still friends! … Sorry about, well, you know.

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

An orange parrot?

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

A carrot!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

ahahahahahahahhahahahaa

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 19, 2012 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

sigh. :)

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe you can update the wikipedia.

by WolverBear on Jan 19, 2012 7:39 AM PST up reply actions  

LAX-Thailand?

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

8263 miles.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Wiki says the (previously) longest nonstop flight was Newark to Singapore; like 18 hrs or something.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

BUSINESS CLASS ONLY, NO ECONOMY. VINTAGE

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by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Scheduled time 15h40, which means flight time is sub-15 hours.

by Scootie on Jan 19, 2012 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like someone needs a new watch!

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Joburg to Atlanta would be worth it — you would cut out a LOT of extra mileage. But Sydney to Dallas cuts out practically nothing, just an hour or two on the ground in LA. I think I’d want the break, especially if I were in coach.

by Scootie on Jan 19, 2012 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s purely academic in my case, but I agree with you.

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by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Having traveled to joburg many times I can tell you it is SOOOO worth it (you can also fly direct now from Dulles). I used to HATE having to go through Frankfurt for these trips… It got much better when SAA came on board and you could fly through Dakaar. Actually, that makes a great get off the plane for a few days stop over… Senegal is awesome.

And (get ready to drink) I met the president of Senegal many many years ago in Pretoria. He was staying on the same floor as I was at the hotel so I got to befriend his guards and they let me meet him…

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Did the Senegalian President instruct his guards to “Bathe him, and bring him to me.”?

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

DRINK!!!

i hate myself for laughing at that.

I am the one on the right

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I am the one on the right

pqtm

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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

But the guy on the left has been coming to all the CGB HHs and talking about Cal marketing.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

c'mon man

I’m not THAT dark.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Truth

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL…. Actually, Senegal, is one of the African success stories (although like many they are having some problems now). Highly recommend it.

Funny (at least to me) story. When I was there back in 2002, I was thinking about going over to Cape Verde… just seemed like one of the most remote places on the planet and would be fun… so the only airline that flew there was Air Libya… and so I thought about it… was about to buy a ticket.. thought it would be a fun thing as a souvenir… and then I thought… you know, if something happens to me, NO ONE is going to feel sorry for me and instead will think “WHAT WAS THAT MORON THINKING” so i opted out… sort of regret it…

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course, had you gone, you could have been macheted to death, and you would’ve certainly regretted that.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I love how you always see the bright side of things for me. THANK YOU!

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Technically, he wouldn’t have been around to regret it…

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

ta

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Unless they ate him first?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I am the one on the right

lulz

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I am the one on the right

Shit! I had a 50-50 chance of being right, I guess you can’t win them all…

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 20, 2012 6:22 AM PST up reply actions  

pqtm

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait… Isn’t there a Newark to Singapore flight? According to google that’s around 18h 40m.

by puresilence on Jan 19, 2012 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

But it grounds for refueling, thus it is not a true non-stop flight.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

not only is it not a true non-stop, it’s not even a pretend non-stop. it stops. non-stop is binary.

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

nowhere, he’s wrong.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Another boring story…

I was on an around the world ticket… flying from Joburg to Singapore… five flights a week, but one had a stop, which I thought was weird. turns out they made a weekly stop in Mauritius… so i thought, what the hell, let’s spend a week in Mauritius… When I am on my death bed, one of my happy places will be Mauritius. Simply stunning.

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d like to check out some of these Indian Ocean islands, seem out of the way and very cool.

(I’m assuming Maruitius is one of these or I could be an ignorant American…)

Also, if I ever have the means I’m totally booking a first class RTW

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

It's awesome

Yeah, Mauritius is Indian Ocean but it’s closer to Africa… but waaay out there. If you have a chance, Madagascar (cue bad movie jokes) is also amazing… but Mauritius is the definition of relaxation…

The Around the World tickets are awesome and waaaay cheaper than regular multiple round way tickets. If you get premium status on an airline (i was a 1K on United at the time) you can get the business class ticket and you’ll almost certainly be upgraded all the time.

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Mauritius is also a popular destination for filming Hindi songs!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Lots of Indians there from the British colonial days. 52% of Mauritius is Hindu.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

1, 3, 5, 7, 9…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

i’m not going to even things out with you… (oh no)

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s actually quite even

Whatever, it’s a beautiful place, so it’s great for songs!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s one of the most beautiful places I’ve ever been… just stunning.

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

hands off my location!!!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

This location is beautiful. It does not mean I want to… spend the rest of my life here.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

i’m not the kind of guy who will…. cut his wrist.

OR

… you know, when i booze (i think my favorite line)

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, serious love.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

you know i am a flirt.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

This is my pump up video before I go to the gym. Get hella swole

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

HGH!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Check out the Andamanese!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

EWR-SIN is a business class only A-340-500 operated by Singapore Airlines.

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by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

BOOM!

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve actually done the Sydney to Dallas nonstop.

Granted, I was on biz class and had a couple of drinks in me from the lounge, so it was actually a very nice experience, relatively speaking.

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by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Raiders looking at NFL retreads for head coach:


Both these men have head coaching experience of varying success.
Mike Tice has just recently been promoted from offensive line coach to offensive coordinator for the Bears replacing the departing Mike Martz. Prior to his former position with the Bears, Tice was the assistant head coach with the Jags for 3 years and prior to that was the head coach of the Vikings after replacing Dennis Green in the final week of the 2001 season.Tice had some decent success with the Vikings (33-34 record overall) and went to the playoffs once where they knocked off the Packers in their first game. I’m on the fence with the possibility of bringing Tice on as a HC. I think he got a raw deal in Minnesota as the owner at the time was pretty cheap and handicapped the talent of the team as a whole and Tice did a decent job of getting the best out of those players and had them leading the league in rushing one season. He prefers a power running scheme which as we have seen recently, favors with a talent like McFadden.

The other gentleman is Marty Mornhinweg, the Eagles assistant head coach/offensive coordinator for the past 6 years and has ties back to Green Bay with Holmgren. He was the HC of the Lions for 2 years (2001-2002) going 5-27 which isn’t very impressive but when you put the Matt Millen factor into the equation it is difficult to get a good read on his ability as a HC and this was 10 years ago as well. I like what he has been able to do in Philly with the offense, they have been a successful franchise overall for the better part of the millennium and he seems to have a creative mind and gets the most out of his players.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 7:48 AM PST reply actions  

FIRE DAN GUERRERO!!!

by daveman on Jan 19, 2012 7:49 AM PST up reply actions  

They just HAD wholesale regime change!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it was just partsale. Not wholesale.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

new owner, new gm, new HC (eventually)… what else should they get rid of?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Is the 80 yard practice field getting upgraded to 100 yards?

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 19, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

The Raiders use an 80 yd practice field too?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

oops

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 19, 2012 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Dan Guerrero!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Ugh. None of these coaches excite me. They should be wooing just 1 coach to leave his cushy TV job. I’m sure they’re willing to pay his buyout.

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 19, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah…those 2 are blah…looking straight for more mediocrity (better than the last decade, but i expect more)…

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I’ll have to see what the new GM is going to do. If they were in the SEC, #winning. Best P and K in the NFL.

Unfortunately I don’t think they have a 1st round pick for the next 3 years so need to find a QB and develop them or hope they get lucky.

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 19, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

YellowFever is ahppy as Nets beat Dubs:

Bar bets about who the best rookie three-point shooter was (ok, you might have know that one anyhow) or which rookie had the highest punting average in NFL history might forever go unsettled. We might never know the answer to such questions as ‘whatever became of Philip Michael Thomas?’ It can bring us images both beautiful and repulsive. And while it holds fantastic utility at times, at others, it seems almost completely useless and inane. It can bring out fabulous dialog filled with intelligent debate and insight as well as the predictable base devolution of communication one might expect from such an inclusive tool. All of our lives would be significantly different without it.

Potential legislation has the potential to change aspects of the Internet. How much? In what ways? It is not entirely clear from the bills as written, but I for one would rather be sure than have poorly designed laws forced upon us. As a small part in preventing this, I urge all of you who reside in the USA to investigate SOPA and PIPA and to contact your legislative representatives, making sure that they understand the implications of their legislation.

At the very least, I urge you to learn a bit more about it yourselves. SBNation has summarized their position and opinion of the legislative movements in this statement (a statement I had zero part in crafting or publishing). It is not the only valid opinion but it is certainly worth reading.

OK, off my soap box and on to basketball after the jump.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 7:49 AM PST reply actions  

My happy songs

Lovely Day by Bill Withers
Fuck You by Cee-Lo Green
Roses by Outkast
Oddly, nearly anything by AC/DC or Guns N Roses. Good memories.

by Scootie on Jan 19, 2012 7:51 AM PST reply actions  

She's stealing the spotlight...

knocks me off my feet! Enough to start a landslide, just a-walking down the street!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

I’ve heard that song, Lovely Day by Bill Withers, but I never paid attention to who did it.

And I’m ashamed I didn’t include any funk classics in my list.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Lovely Day and Just The Two Of Us and Ain’t No Sunshine and Use Me are four of the best jams EVER, Bill Withers is THE MAN

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s not really my style of music but I really like Withers and those songs are great.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

i had no idea withers originally wrong Ain’t No Sunshine. I’m going to have to compare to Al Green’s remake of it.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Withers’ version is better, IMO

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCK forgot LEAN ON ME which is like THE JAM OF ALL JAMS.

Seriously: Best Of Bill Withers is our #1 pick-us-up CD.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

High school prom song!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

We dismissed it as cheez when we were angry youths but once we developed the capacity to feel emotion we fell in love with it. The song, the production, it’s so simple and pure and GOOD.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

We like presents.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d for positive reinforcement.

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Blaring this song, no doubt

Song

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by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice.

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that’s disappointing.

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by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think you understand. Jungle costumes and Tri Delts.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 20, 2012 7:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Jungle Love!

It’s driving me mad, it’s making me crazy!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 20, 2012 7:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Totes agreed, have pandora channel with those.

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Kings beat Pacers:

If you had to identify the weaknesses of this team, you could make a pretty long list. But nowhere on that list would you find the words “Heart” and “Determination”. It was those two qualities combined that spurred the Kings 4th quarter comeback victory tonight over the Indiana Pacers, in which they outscored the Pacers 26 to 8.

It was another dismal shooting performance by Sacramento, as the team shot just 30.1% from the field, and 68.3% from the Free Throw line. The Pacers outscored the Kings in each of the first three quarters, and particularly broke out in the 3rd quarter, scoring 30 points and extending their lead to 14 going into the 4th quarter.

Insert Isaiah Thomas and Francisco Garcia, who didn’t play much in the first half, but were the key cogs in the 4th quarter rally. Thomas provided a great boost of energy and tenacity, and both players attacked the basket and got to the line. With the Pacers in foul trouble for much of the 4th quarter, the Kings became the aggressors and ended up shooting 41 free throws, 18 of which belonged to Garcia and Thomas. Garcia finished with a season high 16 points and 5 rebounds while Thomas scored 8. Plus/Minus usually doesn’t accurately describe a game, but Isaiah’s +17 and Cisco’s +19 were definitely earned through their play.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 7:52 AM PST reply actions  

Stewie Mandel has story on Tosh. Links to us!

“Kids seem to gravitate toward him,” Rivals.com West Coast analyst Adam Gorney said of Lupoi. “Because he’s so young and has such an engaging personality, they really like the guy. Tosh does a lot of solid job of recruiting while keeping it real with the kids.”
Cal fans, in turn, are apoplectic. The fan site BearTerritory.net published four stories and a video Monday about “Lupoi Watch.” “Tosh the Traitor Backstabs Jeff Tedford, Backstabs Cal,” wrote an SB Nation Bears blogger. Fans and media have taken Cal’s notoriously cash-strapped athletic department to task for failing to pony up and keep Lupoi and receivers coach Eric Kiesau, Washington’s new offensive coordinator. The school felt compelled to release statements from Tedford and AD Sandy Barbour assuring they “exhausted all of our resources” to keep the pair and “wish them the best.”

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 7:54 AM PST reply actions  

Cal fans, in turn, are apoplectic

If anything, that’s an understatement.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

If anything, that’s an understatement.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Stop violating us, apoplexy is covered under the ADA.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re all very lovely but I shall not be violating anyone, you’ll all be relieved to hear.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

isn’t that a really, really big word for sports?

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t know what that meant… :(

by puresilence on Jan 19, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Sweet. Our epic freakout is national news.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

This kid’s Tosh.0 web redemption was awesome.

by Bears916 on Jan 19, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

hence my comment on the, what was it, 48th, front page story on this.

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

And what was that comment?

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I wrote that post as a joke. An opportunity for the creativity of this site to really shine. Don’t you like it when people are creative?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

if i liked creativity would i be such a loyal fan of this site?

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

OH SNAP

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh sweet they put Tosh traitor and backstabber all in the same sentence.

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

SEO’d!

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

You think Tedford is avid CGB reader now?

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

He must be. All links lead to CGB.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course he never mentions anything about stealing recruits.

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 19, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

It says that in the CGB article at least.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 7:54 AM PST reply actions  

Stupid monkey.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t call Rishi that! He owns a razor!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Blade or scooter?

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 19, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Phone! Rishi is sooo 2007.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t believe this story made it.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s like US and the RoseBowl :(

sads

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

TO going to an IFL team:



Terrell Owens Announces He’s Joining IFL’s Allen Wranglers

Terrell Owens is, apparently back in football. On Wednesday evening, Owens hopped on something called beeyoo to release a video to his fans, announcing his next career move. But he won’t be in a Dallas Cowboys uniform, or any other NFL uniform this time around. Owens is joining the Allen Wranglers of the IFL.

Here’s the video, in which Owens implores fans to “get your popcorn ready.” Popcorn is a big deal in the arena world, apparently.

For Owens, the fall from grace has been astounding. Once a supreme physical specimen with all the talent in the world, Owens’ career has slid all the way down to the point where the only party interested in his services hails from a small Texas town and operates out of the IFL.

Reports of the Allen Wranglers’ interest in Owens have been swirling for quite some time, with nobody quite sure whether this was for real or a publicity stunt. With Owens announcement that “it’s official” on Wednesday, we’ve got our answer, and it’s still somewhat surprising.

If nothing else, this gives the Wranglers an easy way to draw in fans. But who knows how well Owens will hold up — remember, he tore his ACL during the last offseason — as he tries to hang on to his player career until the bitter end.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 7:54 AM PST reply actions  

IFL? Why not join EFLI?!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

He should join SOPA

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

dot

I didn’t know that was his preference.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Pippa>Kate

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

She does have a nice backyard.

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- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 19, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

English gardens ARE very charming!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

is THAT what a garden leave is? If so, count me in for one of those.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea what a “backyard” is.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Her arse.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 19, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh coo, thanks. I think she’s purty.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

If you live in the bay area, you’ve probably never seen a backyard (or a “backyard”)!

by Bears916 on Jan 19, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

? there are suburbs in the bay area…..

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s more to the bay than the cal campus?

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

peninsula! except for that awful part in treeville that we’ll all take the time to forget…

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Jesus, she does have an Irish peasant face

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

she seems entirely ordinary to me. Except for the hanging around with zillionaires part.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, I’d hit it.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

me too..i must like peasants. i totally enjoy pheasants too

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like pheasants. Too much talk about dominos

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

well that's kinda the point, right?

You might hit it while crawling down Stanyan this weekend!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Stop stalking me!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I was playing off of a comment made by redwolf75 or something yesterday and my offense because I have an Irish peasant face too.

#atoms

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Harsh. Not inaccurate, but harsh.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

OH MAN…this can’t end well

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s your fascination with the royal family?! I don’t get it. Why are Americans so into it? I can kinda understand the British being into it and all…but what’s our deal? It makes no sense to me. It’s not like she did anything to be famous.

by Missing Barry on Jan 19, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you being ironic or serious?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I was going to write multiple paragraphs on the subject…but, well, I guess I’m just not atoms.

by Missing Barry on Jan 19, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

But which one of us are atoms?????? Are Rishi, Raptor, boomtho, royrules, and kolwave atoms?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

enough are atoms, I guess.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

lol!!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Not true! It only goes in one direction.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s like fantasy sports for celebrities.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously. We should focus all our efforts on the celebrities who have earned being famous. Like the Kardashians.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s a strange argument.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

not sure if serious….

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

pqtm

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Nicely done, Raptor.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn’t sure if you were serious!

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s kind of insulting bro

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Successful atoms-ing is successful!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

/facepalm

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, you’re trying to mock an argument I didn’t actually make. Don’t let that stop you guys though :)

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

huh? i responded to missing barry, continuing his line of commentary. meh. are you HHing tomorrow?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah well.

I’m a tentative for tomorrow! Probably won’t be able to leave till 5ish.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you also tentative for chaat night on Tuesday?

Wait, why do I suddenly have so many plans with CGBers?!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

And there’s the upcoming CGB Guinness night! wtf, Rishi

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

are you saying you don’t want to hang out with us?!

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

GO BEERS

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

that was your idea too. along with HH and chaat night

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, fair enough.

GO BEARS

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m less tentative for chaat. I’m like 80-90% sure I can make that.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Barry will be so mad

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I call Obama

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL I thought you meant Missing Barry.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Ohhhhhh. lulz

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

1) It was in response to the Pippa reference
2) I am British
3) The status of the royal family is the only area in which I could be described as a republican – it’s time for them to have a ceremonial role only.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

i thought #s was how it basically is

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

My comment was not serious.

by Missing Barry on Jan 19, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s bad enough I get tarred with greyshirting / clearing the decks re: SC scholarships, I just wanted to get free of one bad thing this week.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL Royalist

Can we expect a DBD about the Scottish independence referendum, at least?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

No, Scootie will just start mocking Scottish pound notes and repeating London propaganda about the Barnett Formula, and nothing good will happen.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

so it’d an interesting flame war then…

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

check the archives

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a little early for off-season re-runs. Besides, we’d have to schedule it for one of her work from home days.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

HOW'S THAT NORTH SEA OIL AND GAS BEEN TREATING YOU?

Enjoying heating your draughty uninsulated housing enough to only have a light frost on the windows while you can complain about the civil service we run on your behalf?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 20, 2012 6:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Yay vote SNP!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 20, 2012 7:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Woooooooooooooooooooo!

(Actually I’m not convinced that independence is a good idea, I think further devolution balanced with a minimum concession that England-only questions be voted on only by English MPs at Westminster would probably work out better, but that’s just me)

Woooooooooooooooo!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 20, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I got you, MB. I got you.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

He’d LOVE the choreography on TD dances!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

It’d be the perfect springboard for his film career!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

This is just sad.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

This song has been making me happy recently. I’ve been listening to it on repeat nonstop for days.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 7:55 AM PST reply actions  

Dubstep and house mixed… umm…

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know what your comment means.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I googled your link. I cannot listen to it at work, but I know the original track and I know what kind of music Skrillex is.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

wub wub wub unce unce unce?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Tsk tsk, twist.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

What?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I usually avoid any music likes you have but Rishi’s comment intrigued me….

Girl Talk is still better at remixes.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

SilverScreenAndRoll talks about something:

That was not a fun way to watch basketball. Years of the triangle have given us some idea of what good offensive execution looks like, and needless to say, nearly everything outside of a certain Kobe Bryant has looked pretty terrible recently. That noted, the Lakers have won six of their last seven, and it might be pretty safe to say that the reason is due to some fairly superlative play at the other end of the court. We have all said it one time or another — Mike Brown was brought here to put in a championship-caliber defense, and thus far he has succeeded. That is why the defense is the first item in an inaugural series we will be putting out this week named “Beast or Burden” in which we will look at three items on the rise recently, as well as three things that require some — often serious — work to get back up to par. Without further ado, let us begin:

Beast

The Defense — It hasn’t been perfect by any means. You still see missed coverage every now and then, whether it is someone leaving a shooter open or infuriatingly, a missed box out, especially with both our starting bigs on the floor. But there is no question it is getting the job done, and there is no place it shines better than in the fourth quarter, when the Lakers squeeze the life out of opposing offenses, which is often necessary given how dismal our own crunch time offense is. Monday’s fourth quarter must have sounded like a beautiful symphony to Mike Brown, as Pau Gasol played superlative defense on Dirk Nowitzki and our bigs in general completely stymied the Mavs’ pick-and-roll attack at every turn. Gasol and Josh McRoberts in particular have done extremely well with Brown’s hard hedge strategy, and it has been a lifesaver for our otherwise slow (Fisher) or inexperienced (Morris) guards. Bynum has owned the interior, perhaps not as dominantly as he did post-ASG last year, but still at a very effective rate. Stuff like this wins championships, and Brown deserves mad props if he devises a zone scheme to slow down Miami tomorrow.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 7:56 AM PST reply actions  

Silver Screen and Roll shoutout!

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

DFish for THREE!!!

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Clips scoot past Mavs:

It had to be of little surprise that the Clippers were struggling early on in rebounding the ball, and more than a little concerning that Dallas would go on to win the possession battle and use their experience to grind this out, while taking advantage of the absence of Chris Paul, and the Clippers overall fatigue. After all, this was about as comfortable as Dallas could be in LA, after an easy win over Sacramento on Saturday, and with days off before and between the Laker game on Monday and tonight’s game. It was also as exhausted as the Clippers could expect to be at home, after a pretty grueling MLK day win over the Nets on Monday, and a quick trip to play the Jazz in Salt Lake City yesterday.

Clearly, Mo Williams changed this negative momentum when he came off the bench with about 6:30 left in the first quarter. He went on to have a first half that has to be some kind of record for a Clipper bench player, scoring 18 points on 7 of 7 shooting. Hitting your first 7 shots, including two three pointers and free throws will do wonders for your team, and if you had to point to one thing that won this game, it was Mo’s shooting and overall play. Don’t mind the +/- stat line of -6 he acquired tonight, as he was mostly playing with the 2nd unit (names need not be mentioned). Going back to last year’s trade, Mo’s shooting abilities and true shooting %‘s playing alongside LeBron really jumped off the page, and tonight we got a sense of how that could turn into wins, even off the bench. It should also be said, however, that Mo’s defensive abilities could also have been somewhat masked against an aging Dallas back-court.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 7:56 AM PST reply actions  

ugly game, yet entertaining.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

i like that song!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks!

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

here's one for you all

seems appropriate for Cal fans right now

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

We’re Cal fans. We’re incapable of love!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Skynet is horribly behind in the development.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Good thing too

Otherwise the results could be disasterous!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

U.S. Jobless Claims Fall to Lowest in Almost Four Years
Fewer Americans than forecast filed first-time applications for unemployment benefits last week, easing concern that post-holiday firings were on the rise.

Claims plunged by 50,000 to 352,000 in the week ended Jan. 14, the lowest level since April 2008, Labor Department figures showed today in Washington. The median forecast of 41 economists in a Bloomberg News survey projected 384,000. A Labor Department spokesman said the decrease reflected volatility seen during this time of year. The four-week average, which smoothes out fluctuations, decreased to 379,000 last week from 382,500.

Companies are slowing the pace of firings and beginning to step up the pace of hiring even as a slump in Europe spurred by a default crisis may limit U.S. growth. The improvement may be a sign that companies are looking to expand their workforces as sales climb.

[1]

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 8:14 AM PST reply actions  

This is definitely good news, the only question is whether the recovery can out-run the problems of the Eurozone.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Or whether the euro interventions work or are kind of like Mordor after Sauron buys it (spoiler alert!)

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

This GIF would’ve been funnier without a header

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

The z ruined it?

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

SPOILER ALERT

the head did

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey it’s Ned.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Ned’s dead baby, Ned’s dead.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

SPOILER ALERT

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

THEY KILLED MY N---- NED!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 19, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Econ people correct me if I’m wrong, but hasn’t the US been shifting it’s trade from Europe to the Asia Pacific region?

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by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

yup

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I am thinking of a trip to EZ soon, I would love if the Euro dropped in the short term.

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

So I’ve been busy and haven’t been on CGB the past few days. Have I missed anything?

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 8:17 AM PST reply actions  

Scootie didnt see an Indian person for 10 years in the 80s. Otherwise, no, not really

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Scootie is racis? That’s nothing new. You’re right, pretty boring week.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

there was a gif party.

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

That was my favorite part.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 19, 2012 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I think we discussed chaat.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

You missed a good opportunity to say “we had a chat about chaat”.

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by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Chaat is a very serious topic!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

A very delicious topic!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Rishi started a new podcast Chaat Chat as a response.

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 19, 2012 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

DAMN YOU

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

watching this happen real-time made me pringle

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

:-P

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

chaat chronicles!

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

We engaged in some chaat chat, if you will.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

No I won’t!

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

We’ve all agreed Cal should only hire bad coaches with no prospects from now on. Then they’ll never leave us at the altar!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

They must be:
1. Young
2. Good at XBox
3. 1 recruit must love them
4. Not like boats

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Tyrone Willingham with a stylish soul patch!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

only Ex-furd firees!

Buddy Teevens on line 2!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I miss Buddy Teevens so much.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

FYI, if you’re planning to take Muni to work

All underground Muni Metro lines in San Francisco have been shut down after an SUV drove into the downtown tunnel and traveled around half a mile before getting stuck, Muni said.

Shortly after 6 a.m. the driver of the SUV drove down a ramp at Church Street and Duboce Avenue and into the underground tunnels, said Muni spokesman Paul Rose.

The driver traveled east almost all the way to the Van Ness Station before getting stuck in the narrow tunnels, Rose said. The driver was arrested, Rose said.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 8:36 AM PST reply actions  

GEEEEEEEEZ.

ms. boomtho takes metro to work, this could be fun for her.

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I missed this

by about 5 minutes I think. A couple of years ago they put up an illuminated “Do Not Enter” sign at the tunnel entrance, and I thought that was kind of silly. Apparently not, although I guess signs can’t overcome 1.75% blood alcohol levels and/or methmouth.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m thinking drugs and/or alcohol.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The SUV driver, 40-year-old Scott Mitchell of Sebastopol, was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence, failure to obey a stop sign and driving on train tracks, police said.

Good thinking!

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by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That third charge is gonna be awful hard to prove.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

The tunnel didn't get too narrow, he F'd up

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

If I can JUUUUUUST get the wheels up on that service staircase… steady….steady….

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

hehe.

but, without an oncoming train, it’s a probably a decent shortcut….

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Would’ve been impressive if he drove all the way to the Embarcadero and drove home like nothing happened.

by minesweeper on Jan 19, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like he was trying to do a 3-point turn in a narrow space.

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa.

Insane person gets up close and personal with 23 foot anaconda

On a recent diving expedition in the Brazilian Pantanal, biologist and photographer Daniel De Granville had a chance to record the gentler side of snakes in the wild, coming face to face with a 23-foot-long anaconda — and walking away only bit by a greater appreciation for them. In fact, Granville says that anacondas are actually quite shy around humans, and likely have much more to fear from us than we do them.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 8:46 AM PST reply actions  

In fact, Granville says that anacondas are actually quite shy around humans, and likely have much more to fear from us than we do them.

HORSESHIT.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

YEAH…SO SHY. They’d rather have you inside them than next to them.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Uh…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

please take this to ohio, ma’am

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Buckeye Bear, I don’t know how you managed to only lurk for so long, but you have been a hell of an addition to this blog. <3

by Scootie on Jan 19, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

You like me, you really like me!

I actually joined quite soon after discovering you all :D

1) Researching for Fbook posts during Big Game Week
2) Inviting myself to the Ohio viewing party
3) De-lurking!

<3

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus, adding to the ’09 contingent!

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 19, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Heck yeah!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Go Bears! The three of us, GoldBlooded, royrules22, oskisunbear, and I’m pretty sure a few others.

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 19, 2012 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Flag Guy!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

GAH and I’m even talking to him right now.

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 19, 2012 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

“talking to him”

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Internet talking! (1919, 81 to go!)

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 19, 2012 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

“a/s/l?”

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Super mega hawtie

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey now. I get royalties when that phrase gets used.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 20, 2012 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Someone say Flag Guy?

by Flag Guy on Jan 19, 2012 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

How was your chat with YWC?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

no. Nobody said that

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by TwistNHook on Jan 20, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

People who also graduated in ’09? I did too.

by puresilence on Jan 19, 2012 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone should make a histogram.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

WAT UR MAJOR

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 20, 2012 2:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Plus, adding to the social awkward contingent.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

God must've spent a little more time on you

From now on, headers I post will be lyrics from 90s boy bands.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

So they’re like the pre-kids version of a wife?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

OH SHNAP

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually very true for people with small rear ends. Anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

3.1/10

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

and you gave >4 for atoms’ philapousis comment? ouch.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

BAZINGA

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Dayamn! Funny that the article didn’t even mention that Ice Cube was on the trip or that the snake attacked him.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

SNAKE'S OUT THERE THIS BIG?!?!?!?!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Looks like some sort of robotic spider device specifically designed to startle giant snakes.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe anaconda was freaked out by whatever that massive contraption is

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

imagine all the shoes and handbags we can make from that thing!

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Rick Perry drops out, supports Newt

Texas Gov. Rick Perry dropped out of the presidential race Thursday and threw his support behind Newt Gingrich for the Republican nomination.

The endorsement came just as polls suggested that Mr. Gingrich was closing in on front-runner Mitt Romney in South Carolina ahead of the state’s primary on Saturday.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 8:51 AM PST reply actions  

I’m sure Newt is enjoying the .0001% bump.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

One fewer candidate to divide the anti-Romney vote.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Yet another reason to stop Iowa from deciding the future of the free world

Oh, by the way, Mitt probably lost Iowa

The state GOP’s final count puts Rick Santorum on top by 34 votes, but with a giant, embarrassing asterisk

So, you know that oft-repeated line about how Mitt Romney is the first Republican presidential candidate of the modern era to win both Iowa and New Hampshire? It turns out it’s not true. Well, it’s probably not true — but we’ll never know for sure.

That’s the upshot of the final certified count for the Iowa GOP caucuses, which gives Rick Santorum — who fell eight votes short when the results were announced on caucus night — a 34-vote edge over Romney, 29,839 to 29,805. But there’s a catch:

Results from eight precincts are missing — any of which could hold an advantage for Mitt Romney — and will never be recovered and certified, Republican Party of Iowa officials told The Des Moines Register on Wednesday.

In other words, the Iowa Republican Party, which has been conducting caucuses that have served since 1980 as the critical opening test in the party’s presidential nominating derby, did not have any mechanism in place to ensure a full and accurate vote count. Since caucus night, according to the Des Moines Register, revised tallies have been trickling in to the state party from precincts across the state. The deadline was the end of Wednesday. In some cases, embarrassing tabulation errors were discovered, and in other cases no forms were turned in at all. Thus, the state party is essentially throwing up its hands and declaring a tie. As chairman Matt Strawn told the Register:

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 8:52 AM PST reply actions  

Why you hat America, Rishi?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s Iowa he hats. as we all should.

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I did my grad work at ISU. Lovely place it is.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 19, 2012 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

you should have married it then.

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

It wasn’t ready for such a commitment.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 19, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Your school is responsible then for the travesty of a BCS National Championship Game

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

But at least we beat Iowa this year!

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 19, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Sadly, it is Iowa that has defeated the rest of the country.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

with their straw polls and caucuses…

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 19, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

ftfy
Yet another reason to stop Iowa from deciding the future of the free world separating the patently absurd from the merely hopeless among Republican presidential candidates.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 19, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

But Ron Paul is still running?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

He mentioned the “merely hopeless” so I assume so.

by Bears916 on Jan 19, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

(HT Scootie)

Interesting proposal from the UC regents…

UC Riverside students received a dose of validation Wednesday from system President Mark G. Yudof over their radical plan to abolish tuition and replace it with post-graduation payments equaling 5% of their income for 20 years.

Speaking at a UC regents meeting on the Riverside campus, Yudof said he was “very impressed” with the proposal — despite the obstacles it would face in implementation. “We think the ideas are constructive,” Yudof said, promising that his staff would study the plan.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 8:52 AM PST reply actions  

Mark Yudof still sucks.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

hell if i know… it should be 5% of income OR a certain amount of money, right?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

What happens if they go to grad school?

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Then the University pays THEM 5% of their grad tuition. It’s only fair

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Then the juice runs, just like now! Capitalization of interest ftw!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I just built out a spreadsheet (I don't know why I did this)

The breakeven point would be an average salary of $66K over those twenty years. Is this reasonable?

(Assumption made: inflation averages 3.5% over the next twenty years)

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, without counting in grad school. There’s a lot of (lol me) liberal arts, education, social work, etc. degrees to drag down the average, I’d think.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

But I’d have to think there are those also making above $100K within a few years after grad… I dunno, tough one.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Social work usually requires a grad degree if you go into the field.

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Like you’d know anybody who does social work

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I prefer “loner with a heart of gold who plays by nobody’s rules” work

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

So, they can toll their payments and THEN drag the average down!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I'd be all for this

My son, who is out of state, wants to be a History major.
Woohoo!

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 19, 2012 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

5% seems like a lot. Is that pre-tax or post-tax, I wonder. It wouldn’t be as bad if it were 5% taken out of your taxable income.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Most likely pre-tax.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

some kid at csuf proposed this to the university a few years ago…not sure what happened though…

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Hate it on principle

This proposal ignores the fact that all of society benefits from an educated workforce. This proposal assumes that the only beneficiaries of a university education are the graduates of the university itself.

This proposal only serves to perpetuate the erroneous idea that everyone is better off paying a minimum of taxes for a minimum of governmental services regardless of the effects on the social contract or the social fabric.

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by FiatSlug on Jan 19, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

This proposal assumes that the only beneficiaries of a university education are the graduates of the university itself.

Why? Would it mean no state funding?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

No, it means that the only source of funding would be the graduates themselves. It means that none of the burden for funding the UC system would come from the general population itself.

Further, it means that the very wealthy residents of the State of California would bear no burden to support the very educational system that makes it possible for them to live in a desirable place. It’s not egalitarian, and it shifts social responsibility away from those best able to contribute.

In short, it’s un-Californian.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Jan 19, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It does? I just saw it to say they were abolishing one form of graduate-funded income for another.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t see that in the article at all. I just saw that they were replacing tuition, which is already paid by the students.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

er

They would be, if this were implemented

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Given the increasing shift of funding the University

…from the State of California to students by way of tuition increases, do you think that this proposal will ensure that the State will continue to maintain its share of funding the UC system?

It’s bad enough that the State has reneged on its promise to shoulder the cost of funding the UC and CSU systems made in the 1950s and 1960s and has continued to shift that burden away from all Californians towards the students themselves.

This proposal will only encourage to accelerate that shift.

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by FiatSlug on Jan 19, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Blah blah blah. Wrong.

by Bears916 on Jan 19, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s available from many local retailers. Just a $50 convenience fee!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Grantland is in Pleasanton:



Every year for the past three years, key members of Madden NFL’s development team have traveled to the Bay Area suburb of Pleasanton, Calif., to meet with John Madden himself at his production company’s office building. There, Coach Madden and the dev team discuss identifiable trends that have emerged in professional football over the past year and spitball ideas about how these trends might be implemented in gameplay. Coach Madden is also briefed on the creative direction and “feature set” of next year’s game. Once that’s done, Coach (as he’s called) and the dev team watch a fully catered afternoon’s worth of professional football games in a large studio space that Coach built after retiring from broadcasting a few years ago.

Electronic Arts Tiburon, Madden’s longtime developer, invited me along to observe this year’s get-together. I confessed to Rob Semsey, the director of communications at EA Tiburon, that I had not played a Madden title in many moons — though I played the hell out of the first couple Sega Genesis Madden iterations, back when it was called John Madden Football and lacked an official NFL license. Semsey assured me that this alarming lacuna in my Madden résumé was acceptable — that, in a weird way, it was even sort of preferable, given that one of the franchise’s perennial challenges has been to figure out ways to keep the Madden base engorged while also rehooking those who once played Madden but don’t anymore.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 9:04 AM PST reply actions  

Sega Madden was awesome

halfback dive for 4 yards every play! And the sprites go GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like Bill Simmons.

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by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I do like Bill simmons.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see how this can be reconciled.

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by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like Bill Simmons.

by Missing Barry on Jan 19, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

We used to work LITERALLY next door.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Who is Bill Simmons?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

bill simmons is an annoying douchebag but his writing can be somewhat entertaining. when he’s not being willfully ignorant to spur discussion, aka #caltrollgang

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I like his Vegas trip reports

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

His sense of humor just doesn’t connect with me. Just not into pop culture references, what can I say.

by Missing Barry on Jan 19, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re such a Vinny, mang

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree. I prefer his mailbags to most of his other writing.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I like most of his stuff, but I just wish he was concentrating more on writing these days. Seems he just writes like once a week, if that.

by unclesam22 on Jan 19, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

i feel like i’d tire of him very quickly if he wrote more.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

He spends a lot of time on his podcasts

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I know. And I don’t find them as interesting. Or really have the time to listen to them.

by unclesam22 on Jan 19, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m a Simmons fan.

by unclesam22 on Jan 19, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

But do you like or don’t like him? Please follow the established template for expressing your feelings next time.

by Missing Barry on Jan 19, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry for the confusion.

I do like Bill Simmons.

by unclesam22 on Jan 19, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

They also changed their layout…it’s a little disorienting.

by unclesam22 on Jan 19, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I like the fact that Bill Simmons pays Chris Brown to write about football.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Jan 19, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

CGB car twitter

So, second only to moving residences on my list of horrible life chores is car-buying. But, here we go again I think. So does anyone have meaningful experience with:

Hyundai Elantra? (we’ve had these as rentals and they’ve been good)
Hyundai Accent?
Honda Fit? (my sis in law has one and likes it)

The missus has a Civic, which has been good but the Elantra seems to offer more bang for the buck and the 10-year warranty is just about right for us as we might not need a car any more by that point.

Also, I’m thinking seriously about using SF Federal Credit Union’s car-buyer service, which I think is similar to the one at Costco (?) so any thoughts about that would be good too.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 9:05 AM PST reply actions  

i drove the elantra for 2 weeks for work. it’s a fine car, nothing too flashy but definitely gets the job done. at the same time, it definitely feels “cheap”, especially with the interior decoration (note: i probably had a bare rental car model, ymmv with this part). also felt a little underpowered, but it was the week after i drove the a3, so maybe not valid as well :)

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

thanks

I will say the Elantra seemed to have better pickup than the Civic, at least better than ours.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

totes fair, i have not driven a civic ever. just my 2 cents!

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I test drove the first generation Honda Fit and liked it a lot – it would have been a more sensible commuter buy, probably. I think that Consumer Reports might actually be recommending the Elantra over the Civic now. Life’s too short to own an Accent, it’s just tinny as all hell – the extra $3k for the Elantra would be well spent.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

the civic will be interesting, they’re going to move up their mid-cycle refresh for this year because the 2012 was so poorly received.

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I test drove the old model and didn’t like the basic one at all. I also drove the Si and bagged it as a candidate. Much nicer interior than my Subaru, but only fun at license losing speeds.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

what's with the 2012 Civic?

Design unpopularity? I saw something on Kelley blue book about “boring interiors” or some such.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

dunno

I am not paying as much attention as I used to when it comes to new cars, but I think Honda decided to go even more bland because the compact market can be pretty conservative – only for Hyundai to emphasize design while continuing to kill on price. Oops.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

And the warranty, that’s rough. I used to worry they’d go bankrupt or something but I think S. Korea would open the treasury before that happened.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Hyundai is actually getting pretty decent lately… I remember when I looked in 2002 at cars, the Sonata looked extremely cheaply built (luxury stuff, poor finish)… I saw an upper end Hyundai recently and was extremely impressed by what they’ve done.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

The first time I noticed was an SUV rental where they gave us a Santa Fe… really a nice ride, and a lot of little extras (lights here and there, good sized compartments, etc. all at the same price and low mileage). Ditto when we had an Elantra.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

The dealership where I get my Subaru serviced also sells Hyundais – the Genesis sedan seems well put together, not the sort of car I’d be likely to buy, but worth a look. The Sonatas seem much improved also.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

The “upscale Hyundai” thing seems like a marketing dead end, but what do I know?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I see a few around here, and not just driven by Koreans. I think they appeal to people who don’t want to buy a Lexus? Dunno.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I think, but it seems like if you have the money for one of those it’s not much more for the Lexus the person is aching for. Again, whaddaIknow.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps because it seems to split the difference in size between an ES330 and LS470 while costing like an ES330? I don’t know, but I think I’d almost rather have the Hyundai.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Again, just … wow. Hyundai.

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I find Lexuses (Lexi?) to be dull. The ES330 is a gussied up Camry. I think I’d rather have a rear wheel drive car built on its own platform (ie, the Hyundai), if that were the choice.

Mind you, I think a lot of people are really buying the dealership experience with a Lexus. Which is probably why most of them are so dull to drive, with one notable exception.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

is the is350 dull too?

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve read that the is350 is less fun to drive than an equivalent BMW, and it doesn’t come with a manual, which seems kind of pointless for me. You can theoretically get the is250 with a manual, which would be kind of amusing now that BMW is switching over to turbo-charged 4 cylinder engines for the “entry” 3 series. But, all of this is completely academic.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

ah, didn’t know that about the 350 not coming in a true manual (i’m sure it has tiptronic). if i were buying a new sedan, i would be inclined to look at the new audis. they’re purty.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

*luxury sedan. i am in no position to buy any car.

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe the 250 does have stick, though. go figure.

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

BMW is going with a turbocharged 4 cylinder? wow.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Emissions reasons, among other things. You can get better mileage, equivalent horsepower, more torque from a smaller turbo if you do it right. I think they are claiming something like 34 mpg on the highway for the new 528, for example… that’s almost getting into diesel territory.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

my v4 camry gets like 35mp total!

/awesome

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

they came out with the 335 just as i was buying my car… opted not to go with a turbocharger at the time, given the fact it was new.

guess they feel pretty confident about it now.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not like this is newfangled technology. It may have taken BMW a while to sort it out to their liking, but small turbo engines have been good for a while. My wife’s Saab (sniffle) has a 2.3 liter 4 cylinder with a low pressure turbo and it still gets in the high 20s mpg on the highway loaded down with 4 people and associated baggage.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

right, didn’t mean to insinuate it was new or cutting edge, but more that it was new to BMW.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

i really liked the 1st gen IS…it’s been a bit boring since.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

My son is hatting on my next car.

And I never tailgate OR talk on a cell phone while driving.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Oops!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

A buddy in the city was having his car dropped off by the tow company and the tow guy did something wrong and the car rolled down the hill into a house.

Definitely a strange accident.

While at Cal, one a game day, two tow trucks were racing up my street to get to Piedmont to starting towing. Instead, one speared my buddy’s car park on the street.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

i see a lot of non-koreans driving hyundais around los angeles.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

They look really really good. At this point, I’d say they’re almost at Lexus level. Agree that it’s a marketing dead end though. They should have established a “luxury” brand name to compete with Lexus/Infiniti/Audi and marketed this under that name (imho of course). I think they thought they could build a luxury Hyundai and have that carry to the rest of the brand, which is still thought of as a value brand. I think they lose a lot of potential profit this way.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

that’d be like starting all over again though.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

when toyota and honda started lexus and acura, lots of folks still thought asia could only make toasters.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget about Infiniti! Actually, okay, you probably could forget about them.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

SIncey’s gonna be so pissed.

by Scootie on Jan 19, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

right, but at least you’d be starting with “luxury” instead of “bargain basement” cars.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

think they moved from bargain basement to functional before starting with the genesis line.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

right, they did. but the brand name is still attached with bargain basement to a lot of people.

Put it this way (because I have priced this before)… a low end Lexus with bare minimum stuff is slightly better than a high end Camry with all the fixins… but commands a significantly steeper price (and as such, margin)… if you haven’t already, read The Profit Zone. They illustrate and explain this better than I can on the internets right now.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, branding and things…

imagine how many chevy cruzes and sonics would not have been sold if folks knew they’re daewoos (gm owns daewoo/up to last year, they were still call daewoo in korea).

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah brand is worth something. i think hyundai was being shortsighted in not having a luxury brand, but they’ve been doing well, so what do i know.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

huh

That explains those cars’ success I guess. The last Chevy thing I drove was an Equinox and man that was a hunk o junk.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

drove a cruze and impala over the last few months, hated both of them.

worst was a dodge avenger though… true POS.

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

agreed on the Avenger. rented one in LA last May and it was awful.

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

hey…it’s a renamed neon…

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It is an amazing and weird thing to me that Hyundai regularly wins awards and gets recommended as a car.

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

the Sonata is really nice now

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I like the way it looks a lot. If I was in the market for a car, I’d at least check it out.

by Missing Barry on Jan 19, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

why?

Have you been in one lately? Or just noting the irony given where they started?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep. For some reason, I can’t shake the word association of “Hyundai” with “death trap.”

And now they’re the cool car on Burn Notice.

Do figure.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks

The main attraction for the Fit/Accent is the small size, for SF parking purposes. The hatch and extra doors would be good too (both our cars are two-door and it’s kinda unfriendly to haul elderly and young relatives around in them).

As you say I don’t know those things are worth giving up on the Elantra over.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

The Elantra doesn’t strike me as being that big, but I am surrounded by people in large cars so my sense of scale is probably a bit different.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope, definitely SF standards, there are a lot of odd-sized street parking spaces that you can squeeze a car into even if the difference is just a few inches.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

isn’t there an elantra hatchback, or am i crazy??

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

there is, but it’s the old elantra, not the new one. the better korean hatch is the kia rio hatch.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

ah ty.

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I love SFFCU, but why are those the only 3 options?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t understand your question. Those are the cars that we are most interested in based on price and value. We have a Civic now.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, I was saying that there are other vehicles in that segment than those 3. What about a Ford Fiesta?

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s funny, I love buying new cars – I’ve thought about doing as a service for friends, once they decide what they want, let me lose on the sales staff.

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by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Duly noted.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I might take you up on that

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

It sounds like you are car-buying to lose.

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Kodiak will drill on your teeth for free too!

Actually I wonder what kind of license one would need for that. Maybe none. As I say I’m seriously considering letting SFFCU do the dirty work.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

If you’re associated with the University of Washington, I’ll drill on your teeth for free.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I would have only expected to hear that from someone who always wins car negotiations…

by Missing Barry on Jan 19, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

(Or did you mean to say loose?)

by Missing Barry on Jan 19, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Indeed.

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by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks!

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by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been having a rolling conversation about 70s music with my brother – he’s been filling in his 70s back catalog and aside from his (slightly disturbing) appreciation of Skynyrd and the like, he’s been listening to old Iggy Pop and the Stooges and New York Dolls, and wondering what exactly most of grunge had to offer that hadn’t been done already.

I think he’s just getting his middle aged groove on, since his response to my positive noises about the recent Black Keys album was that he liked Mudhoney more when they had more distortion and eccentricity. There’s no pleasing some people.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Your brother sounds like a wise man, The Stooges & New York Dolls were way ahead of their time, but there’s nothing wrong with The Black Keys either. P.S. Lynard Skynyrd II was on infinite repeat loop when I was young.

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by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s always been more… hard core I guess I would say about listening to music. He tends to go all-in on a given genre / style / period and then discards most of it and moves on. I’m more of a dilettante by comparison.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

This one always gets me pumped up.
And for the record, that is Dave Grohl, Lemmy and Wino with the lovely Suicide Girls.

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- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 19, 2012 9:15 AM PST reply actions  

Thanks!

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Tedford talked to Mandel from SI yesterday? OMG DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 9:18 AM PST reply actions  

He wasn’t in a plane? DOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

80s baby

I melt with you (modern english)
dancing with myself (idol)
mysterious ways (u2)
free falling (petty)

when I was 11, my parents packed up and moved to India for a couple years, wanting me to grow closer to my relatives. my cousin (in orinda) made me a mix tape as a goodbye present. I listened to that day in day out; these were my absolute favorites and still bring instant smiles.

by kolwave on Jan 19, 2012 9:19 AM PST reply actions  

Thanks!

But that’s Gen X, not just Idol. Also other good songs on that album.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

For example this song

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Scotch porn

Scotch, Scotch, Scotch

So, as an expert on Scotch, having written one review, I received in the mail a few weeks ago, a bottle of The Glenrothes 1995 Single Malt Scotch, which is being released on January 25th, in honor of Burns Night (as in Robert Burns). The Glenrothes don’t have any set age at which they release their Scotch. They just wait until it’s right, and this Speyside single malt tastes right to me. Flowery, with a honey quality, very different from the smoky, peaty Scotches I usually like. So I’d recommend it to discerning Scotch aficionados.

And while we’re at it, I’ve included a Scotch gallery (Scotch porn, plain and simple) with comments on the Scotches I currently have on my shelf or don’t have on my shelf because I finished the bottle. I am not including things that are on my shelf that I don’t drink, like Macallan or Chivas 12, Not crazy about those, so they’ve been there for a long time.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 9:33 AM PST reply actions  

Hey, where do you wanna go for hh tomorrow?

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

HH? Go on…

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

HH, 4 PM in SF?

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

ah, good good

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

So far, we have you, me, CBG, boomtho (tent), and Raptors (tent).

Where should we go? Somewhere warmer would be nice.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Cabo?

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay meet you there at 4

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

boomtho and I are tent? wtf is this, occupy HH?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

i’m surprisingly ok with this.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m in, but 4 is way too early for me!

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

When do you get done?

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

closer to 5:15, 5:30. probably earliest I can skip out is 5:15.

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Just join when you can. I don’t have to duck out early.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

ok. did we decide on a place yet?

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Not as of yet. Any suggestions?

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

seems like a cool place for food, but not a full bar, right?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

they got bars

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

*beers

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

sounds like the start of a good bollywood number

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

What about Amber

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

seems reasonable and fits the venn perfectly.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m down to eat some pani puri and drink my favourite drink.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I think I’ve walked past that place. 2nd St. near Market?

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

sounds about right. a little offset from the street.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s in Yerba Buena Lane

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Very close to your favourite clothing store in the world, Men’s Wearhouse

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

actually, that location is gone. it’s an empty storefront now.

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

no no no

You’re thinking about Okra (nee Bindi).

Amber is around 3rd and Market in Yerba Buena Lane. You know where the Coffee Bean is?

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

ah, thanks for the clarification. Indian bars/restaurants—they’re all the same! /ducks

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Did anyone get dumped after eating there?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

It's no Pomodoro Rosso!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I expect to be joining around 530 as well.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

who will i have awkward small talk with?!?!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

no idea, sorry brah

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Look down when you’re sitting.

by WolverBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

hahah, but unnecessary :(

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

be that guy on the phone

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Somewhere warmer would be nice

I had to cancel my planned weekend golf trip to Florida due to work. And it has started to snow HARD. I wanna be somewhere warmer right now. :(

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

You are. You’re in my heart.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Better get that checked out.

by WolverBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Tell me about it.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I just did. WHY DON’T YOU EVER LISTEN???

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Because I’m young.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

An acceptable answer would have been “because there’s too much effing snow in my ears”

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Not yet…but about to be! Sigh.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

So there are these things that can cover your ears…

by WolverBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I think we need a Rust Belt CGB HH.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

you’d better adhere to acceptable standards of hygiene before you go.

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Too cold to smell.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I would go, but Columbus is a long way to go to for a drink.

by WolverBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

We could meet in Toledo, but no one wants that.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

These are shades of Ohio.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaha. Who is in Kentucky again? Columbus really would be halfway…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather do Chicago.

by WolverBear on Jan 19, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Road trip in Dr. Mrs. CALumbus Bear’s car?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

A tiny Asian girl can probably fit in the back seat…

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

probably?

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

It is pretty effing small

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I am not an it!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re gonna get SOOOO tagged

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok, Banksy.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

But the unshowered smell just gets into the seats and no amount of fabreeze can eradicate it.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 19, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I also don’t understand this unshowered asian girl thing.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I also don’t understand this unshowered asian girl thing.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

an (overused?) meme

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

TheBuckeyeBear brags about never showering, falling asleep at parties, eating donuts all the time, and not wanting to wear pants.

So, in other words, typical Cal student.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah. Hawt. Except for the never showering. That’s a deal breaker.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he was talking about Ohio Bear…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

YOU KNOW WHO I’M TALKING ABOUT.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 19, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

No, Ohio Bear bathes regularly

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I need to practice my deception…

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you speak French?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

He’d better after what he did to your chair.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Louisville. 4 hours from Columbus and 4 from Chicago. Not sure about Toledo though.

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 19, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

No one’s sure about Toledo, except that it’s Detroit Jr.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

and I’m black and my hats real low?

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I got 49 problems, but the Saints ain’t one.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

HE HAD TO CANCEL MY PLANNED WEEKEND GOLF TRIP TO FLORIDA DUE TO WORK. AND IT HAS STARTED TO SNOW HARD. HE WANTS TO BE SOMEWHERE WARMER RIGHT NOW. [FROWNY FACE]

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Inside voice, please.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I have not had this one. However, instant trust of this author as he normally likes the peaty/Islay Scotches.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

this

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

The article is written by Mick LaSalle, the Chronicle’s movie critic.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Do they still rate movies with the scale of the man sitting, clapping, or standing and clapping?

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

This man also sleeps, and I seem to recall a vacant chair once or twice

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I love the vacant chair.

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

So, to answer your question, yes.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

YAY GO BEARS

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

That sounds delightful.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Scotch porn

For a split second, I thought this meant DC Trojan had a sex tape out there.

Man crush on Aaron Rodgers, since 2003.
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by Ohio Bear on Jan 19, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

If he does, it must mean he knows a Stanfurd Cardinal, since they are all child pornographers.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Scotch porn. I assume sheep are involved.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Good, good.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

dot

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 20, 2012 6:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Fancy Haggis?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 20, 2012 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

And how!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 20, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Please, it's a miracle I got up the courage to reproduce in the first place

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 20, 2012 6:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Sporophytes FTW!

The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.

"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Jan 20, 2012 7:37 AM PST up reply actions  

You call yours “the courage?”

That’s very William Wallace-esque.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 20, 2012 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

The main step forward was when I stopped painting it with woad.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 20, 2012 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Song that always brightens my day

“Summertime”, by The Sundays.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 9:46 AM PST reply actions  

Thanks!

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

MIND BLOWN
Tosh Lupoi acronym for Traitor and Liar

z

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:10 AM PST reply actions  

y did he delete is twitter?

does that mean someone can take the coach_lupoi username?

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

try it!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t understand. Do I need to do anything?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

i pringle and admit i had to reread that a couple of times

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:15 AM PST reply actions  

We’re hiring a DL coach?

ETERNAL DOOMNATION

Ryan Gorcey
Everyone in #Cal land: when I know about a new DL coach, I’ll tell you. I don’t keep stories to mysel

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 10:16 AM PST reply actions  

Who is Myself and why does he/she have such inside info?!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

mock fail

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

looking at his mentions, it appears he got sick of 4045 Cal fans asking him if we’ve hired anyone yet.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I should ask 7 times for good measure

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

heh

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Awesome.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

JORGE BE TROLLIN

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone see one of CGB's new fanshot about Yuri Wright?

http://www.californiagoldenblogs.com/2012/1/19/2718869/yuri-wright

I know he’s just a kid…but yeowsers.


Yuri Wright’s tweets are why Michigan stopped recruiting him
Yuri Wright, the 4-star CB from New Jersey, was once though to be headed to Michigan in the 2012 class. Earlier this month, the Michigan coaching staff took a deeper look into the prospect after a concerned alumnus sent the school verbatim tweets that Yuri had posted on his Twitter account that were both racially and sexually unacceptable.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 10:46 AM PST reply actions  

but but but his twitters is teh private?

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Smart

A sampling…

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Total gentleman, right?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

lol wtf

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

red x’s DAM YOU FIREWALL

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

http://imgur.com/DWWFy

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Did his father baptize a Heeb??

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Then technically she isn’t a Heeb anymore?

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeshiva University has also stopped recruiting Wright

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

hasn’t stopped touro universitiy though.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL, rec'd

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

lolololol

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Not only was there a massive amount of snow in Seattle, there is now an ice storm approaching.

by Shadwhand on Jan 19, 2012 10:50 AM PST reply actions  

Makes sense, now that Tosh’s heart is in Washington.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I totes appreciated this one.

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

zing.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Just in time for Jordan Payton’s visit this weekend. Stellar.

by daveman on Jan 19, 2012 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep. He tweeted something about the weather and “wtf.”

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

apparently, power’s out all over western washington.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

they can’t deal with the snow.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Tosh’s new contract prevented them from paying the power bill

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Providing helpful services? Yes!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

no longer top ten
sad trombone

National signing day on Feb. 1 is just around the corner, and UCLA has made a move in the ESPN recruiting rankings.

The Bruins, after a slow start, broke into the top 25 at No. 24. California still leads the Pac-12, but it fell from No. 8 to No. 11.

USC is 18th, Stanford 19th and Oregon 21st.

Here’s the skinny on UCLA’s rise, which came at Cal’s and Arizona State’s expense:

UCLA: Despite getting a late start new head coach Jim L. Mora and his staff have been active on the recruiting trail and able to improve the Bruins’ 2012 class. Recent key pick-ups in defensive tackle Ellis McCarthy and quarterback T.J. Millweard have helped push UCLA’s class into the top 25. Former Cal commit McCarthy gives UCLA a big D-Tackle who can create pressure and help a defense that ranked 112th in sacks this season. Former Arizona State commit Millweard is a good athlete with a big arm. Other fairly recent pick-ups that has helped strengthen this class is four-star cornerback Ishmael Adams and high three-star corner Marcus Rios.

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 11:01 AM PST reply actions  

I’m in wait and see mode. Lets see what happens between now and LOI Day.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

we’re gonna drop way way way way further than that.

#DOOM

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

DOOM Trombone

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

so, is there any way to get the Cal Band to perform “I’m on a boat” at the UW game? Is this joke vintage yet?

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 11:01 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

we shall use it until lake washington freezes over

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope that’s already in their plans.

I also hope we boo the hell out of Tosh when they introduce him.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

they don’t introduce DL coaches.

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

they can if they want. no rule against it.

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

did i say you’re not allowed to? i said they don’t. doesn’t happen.

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Vuvuzelas that make a foghorn sound?

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

and i was simply suggesting they could start doing it. at least for this game.

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

student section should take it on themselves to boo the shit out of him, even if he’s not introduced. i like removing the “official” Cal stance from the actual students/fans.

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I sooooo hope they suck next year and come into Memorial reeling… and i hope we trounce them and then letting the chanting begin…

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

That's too creative

Our chants will be “F*** YOU TOSH! F*** YOU TOSH! [voice in the background] I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Fine, when he walks out onto the field!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s going to stay in Sark’s underground Jumbaco factory

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I really want to go up to him, either at the sideline, or maybe waiting for him at the tunnel, and throw some dollar bills in his direction mockingly.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s the exchange rate for Mexican pesos? We can throw those at him

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Indonesian rupiah. 1 US dollar = 8960.0000 Indonesian rupiahs

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Do rupiahs come in bill form?

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by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

oh, stupid me. I forgot about the Vietnamese dong (cue laughter). 1 US dollar = 20900.0000 Vietnamese dong

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Use Nigerian dollars

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

GAH

Zimbabwean Dollars

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

z

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

You;re just trying to get me to tell you my exchanging money on the Zimbabwe black market story…

(NOOOOOOO!!!!!)

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

How many hookers did that buy?

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

trust me on this one… if there is one thing you absolutely do not want to buy in Africa is hookers… I need to slather myself in disinfectant just typing that.

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I learned that from watching The Last King of Scotland!

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

i learned this from my friends who did PeaceCorps.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

better to lease then, got it.

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

You can totes expense those payments! AWESOME

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Depreciation FTW!

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by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, so racis

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, I know about the hyperinflation and all that, but are they readily obtainable? didn’t they reset their currency a few times because of it?

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

So when I was there back in 2002 it was just when everything was going to hell in a hand basket. There were NO tourists or anything and this was at the peak of the season.

I flew into Victoria Falls airport. A friend of mine in South Africa had arranged for a friend of his in Zim to meet me at the airport. Great guy. Now, I had heard about exchanging money on the black market but you needed to be very careful about it. I am going to get this wrong but I think the official exchange range back then was Zim10 to US1. (or something like that). That was the official rate, which as anyone who has lived / traveled through Africa knows has little bearing on reality.

So I wasn’t sure how I was going to approach this and who to trust, but one of the first things the guy says to me upon pick up was “So do you need to exchange money???” They were / are DESPERATE for US dollars… so he takes me to a friend who gives me an exchange rate of something like 100Zim to 1US. Amazing… Also a very pleasant guy… so we’re leaving when I hear my “banker” calling for me and I’m thinking “uhoh, shit meat fan…” but all he wants to do is give me a receipt for the transaction… and I’m thinking WOW, this is a polite black market system…

So it turns out the gov’t is on to the black market so they insist any cash transaction you conduct you must have an official receipt for the Zim money you obtained… my banker was really looking out for me…

So to make a long story less long… I stayed at this beautiful hotel…. In Africa they have “local” rates and “tourist” rates…. the tourist rates are always higher, but i sort of get why they do that. I had worked out with the hotel to give me the local rate since i was basically living in africa… they agreed… so instead of paying $300(US) a night for a room they gave it to me for $100(US)… but then I paid for it with my “banker” money so ostaying in this 5 Star resort only cost me about $10 / day. I decided to stay an extra week!!! And I tipped like I was a rapper at a strip club!!!

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Excuse me, but it is market of color. Goddamn, you are SO RACIS

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah. real. it’s actually a big “stocking” stuffer for the upcoming lunar new years in korea this year. costs about $10-$13 to get one.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

No, it’s a photo on a blog.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

No, reals are used in Brazil, not Zimbabwe.

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked this.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not a magic eye.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

throw some origami boats at him too

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

We should make a large cardboard boat that we can pass up and down the student section.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

BOAT CARD STUNTS!

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by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

THIS is brilliant!!!

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

What would it be named? I’m imagining something like the S.S. Benedict Arnold Photo of To$h wearing a Huskies visor, leaning out a porthole dangling Oski.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

can y’all sing “what shall we do with the drunken sailor” while doing this?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

You could just rig up oski’s golf cart to look like a boat and have him drive around memorial in it.

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Bring back Marshawn to ghostride the boat cart!

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha. That’s be great.

by unclesam22 on Jan 19, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Or that’d be great…

by unclesam22 on Jan 19, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

I like this idea too

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

this is LITERALLY phenomenal

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Ann Perkins!

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Shaq Thompson! You are LITRALLY the best safety I have ever seen. I will LITRALLY die if you don’t become a husky

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by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Great idea!

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by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I think that’s gonna be hard to play with a band.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Boat card stunts!!

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 19, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

damn…didn’t read ahead

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 19, 2012 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

How about playing

Hues Corporation “Rock the Boat”

This would be pretty frickin awesome… (especially for us old folks)

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yesterday was easily the most traveled day we’ve ever had. Truly insane shit. 50K+ hits in one day.

Shows that sometimes there is only so much we can do to get traffic. Certain things are within our control. But when some crazy shit happens, traffic like triples.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 11:25 AM PST reply actions  

Triples? Just like Tosh’s and Kiesau’s salaries?

by puresilence on Jan 19, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Was it most hits on SBN evar?

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

No, probably not even close. But for us, it is huge.

And the last few days, we’ve had the highest traffic in the college sphere. We’re beating EDSBS. Avi’s backstab post from yesterday was HUGE. For today, it is the 9th biggest rafficked post. For today. I missed looking yesterday at ti.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

How many extra hits did the SI article give you?

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I dont know how to see that. We see in 3 day chunks and since the traffic was insane in the last 3 days and the SI article just went up this morning, its not registering. Or Im msising it.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Or Im msising it.

check UW

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by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Our numbers will assuredly die down in the next day or two as the insanity calms down.

however, I hope that some of the new readers who came by and didn’t know about us will stick around. So, this could be another turning point in site growth. We broke 200K visits and 400K hits last month. I think well do it again.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Weve already shot past Jan 2011’s numbers and were barely halfway done with the month.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Better get trollin to maintain your 50k hit quota.

"Our sturdy golden troll"

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

That type of trolling would bring 100k hits and make every cal fan moar butthurt than they are now.

ON TO DAY 4 OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

bah, going to ruin this nice quiet beach community we have here.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

If the new readers dont, I will.

How should I start?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

hold my pants

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Done and done. And I mean done.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

just how I like it

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

49K of those were me

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

WHO WANTS TO PARTY WITH VD?!

$20 pre-sale tickets

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:31 AM PST reply actions  

the real boom tho (rod benson) had a few parties here during the summer.

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

R-O-D, B-E-N, SON! The thing about my bathroom is, it’s mad duke-y son.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Jan 19, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m ready like spaghetti

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m in there like swimwear

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

and if she bring a friend…

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

sidenote, i’ve had multiple people on cgb ask me if i’m the real rod benson – maybe i should’ve picked a diff sn?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe you should be boomNOTthemtho

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you????

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

you've met me!


so yes.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not going to tell you how long I followed the actual boomtho on twitter before I realized it wasn’t you ;)

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by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Sincey thought you were one and the same, as well.

by Scootie on Jan 19, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to decide that means I was in good company.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 20, 2012 6:51 AM PST up reply actions  

No, we’re still trollin’

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? That was your title?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Season starts in a couple of months! http://humboldtcrabs.com/

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Wearing red is a sure fire way of getting VD.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 19, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, atoms, it was intentional.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I see. Well, remember to wrap it up next time.

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s what she said….to the Packer’s Defense (sigh)

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Hope we win. Otherwise, thatll be an akwward party

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree. If we win, it’s also a Super Bowl pre-party!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

venereal disease?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

A JOKE WAS MADE. A JOKE WAS EXPLAINED.

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE CONTINUES!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Needs a gif

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by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

MOAR NINERS PARTIES

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

why are they hosting parties and not practicing??!!?!!?!

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

“Hosting parties” = showing up and leaving after twenty minutes.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

or getting sloshed…

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but not showing up at all would rule out any possibility of Shenanigans.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

They must be taking lessons from Kwame Brown! (party invitation posters, not sure if nsfw)

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by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Should they really be partying Friday night?

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

The game is on Sunday, so there’s a day to recover, I guess.

by puresilence on Jan 19, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s most likely not gonna be drinking.

VD on Sunday, on the other hand…

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

“I went drinking on friday and sunday VD showed up.”

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 19, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Kids these days

Young, in Love and Sharing Everything, Including a Password

Young couples have long signaled their devotion to each other by various means — the gift of a letterman jacket, or an exchange of class rings or ID bracelets. Best friends share locker combinations.

The digital era has given rise to a more intimate custom. It has become fashionable for young people to express their affection for each other by sharing their passwords to e-mail, Facebook and other accounts. Boyfriends and girlfriends sometimes even create identical passwords, and let each other read their private e-mails and texts.

They say they know such digital entanglements are risky, because a souring relationship can lead to people using online secrets against each other. But that, they say, is part of what makes the symbolism of the shared password so powerful.

"It’s a sign of trust," Tiffany Carandang, a high school senior in San Francisco, said of the decision she and her boyfriend made several months ago to share passwords for e-mail and Facebook. "I have nothing to hide from him, and he has nothing to hide from me."

by WolverBear on Jan 19, 2012 11:35 AM PST reply actions  

That’s what my younger sister was telling me. She thought it was so stupid. Have to agree with her there. Nothing could possibly go wrong with that post breakup!

by Missing Barry on Jan 19, 2012 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, you can always change your password. But yeah, kind of a dumb idea.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Not if they change your password first.

by Missing Barry on Jan 19, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

as such

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Grammar Nazi

sew —> sow

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Fail, spelling nazi

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Idiom Nazi

“I couldn’t care less”

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

reap what you sew… lulz

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I noticed a Cal fan used “sewn” instead of “sown” on an anti-To$h rant on one of the previous threads, so…

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

bad apples in every etc etc

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by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Really? I thought it was the pro-To$h crazy guy rant.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, maybe.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I think even within a fully committed relationship, each individual needs some realm of private space.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Definitely. You are still an individual person.

by unclesam22 on Jan 19, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Unless your name is zoonews!

by Missing Barry on Jan 19, 2012 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

OMG NOPE

I had a girlfriend once that INSISTED that I give her my facebook password. To prove that I care about her and all that nonsense.

I steadfastly refused and she got angry, but I won!

(needless to say, we broke up at some point)

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Red Flag!
I had a girlfriend once that INSISTED that I give her my facebook password. To prove that I care about her and all that nonsense.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I was young and stupid! I ignored the red flag for months!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Why am I not surprised? (but I wouldn’t either, so there’s that).

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by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

This has everything to do with being sane and nothing to do with commitment phobia

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course! I agree completely! You were totally right!

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by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

remind me of this during HH tomorrow. i have story to share but not on the interwebs.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Done and done.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

HH people: please take notes and share with the DBD on Monday!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

ah, shoot, wasn’t there something else you were supposed to bring up at the next HH? I think we mentioned it last week or the week before.

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Stupid

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by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

serious nope

it’s been almost 3 years and still not gonna happen. i do have friends that do this though.

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

They are so fucked

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I have my gf’s, like, computer login password, but that’s just so I can use her computer at all.

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Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

My wife has only 2 passwords, so I know to try them. It is either drowssap or in the alternative 123456.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Or puppies. That’s usually a good one.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, Twist. What a sign of commitment you’ve just displayed with CGB!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

damnit, that last one is the combination on my luggage

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Newt SWINGrich?

ABC provides snippets in which Wife No. 2 said Gingrich sought an "open marriage" so he could have a mistress and a wife:

"She said when Gingrich admitted to a six-year affair with a Congressional aide, he asked her if she would share him with the other woman, Callista, who is now married to Gingrich.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 11:42 AM PST reply actions  

Vom

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Impressive pun

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, it just came to me.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Somehow I feel like Republicans won’t have any issue with this, despite their howling at Clinton and Edwards and Wiener.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

HE LOVES JESUS, THAT"S ALL THE MATTERS

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Didnt you say you were a Republican elsewise?

Also, they wont have a problem with this insomuch as hes dead in the water and nboody cares anymore.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

A sane one.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

The idea of a “Republicans Howl at Weiner” headline tittilates me.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Mrs Fire Starkey has steadfastly refused my arguments for an open marriage for years. Maybe I should’ve married Newt.

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

lulz, yep. Amazing that Romney’s opponents are all such terrible candidates. What a lucky bastard.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Did DrunkOski make this?

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by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Make your own downfall parody here because this has been done 10 trillion times: http://s1.zetaboards.com/downfallparodies/topic/2710145/1/

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously. that meme is almost as played as “hellllooooooooo…la la laaaa.”

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it can still be clever, tho the bar has been raised.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

There were some good Harbaugh coaching in the NFL ones too.

by daveman on Jan 19, 2012 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

CAA chapter

are we still moving ahead w/ the CAA CGB chapter? LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 12:31 PM PST reply actions  

The first question would be: why? Because there is work involved. Specifically:

Alumni Groups wanting to be chartered under CAA must go through a one-year provisionary period. Once approved for the provisional period by CAA staff, the group must complete all of the following in their first year:

1. Hold at least four officer meetings, approximately quarterly.
2. At least two of the meetings must be in-person, with a majority of the officers present.
3. At least one of the meetings must include the CAA Alumni Group Advisor.
4. Hold at least one event, resulting in an increase of alumni on the group’s mailing list and/or facebook page/group.
5. Send one email blast through the CAA/Convio system to notify the target alumni population of the new group.
6. Have an active website containing up-to-date information. Additionally, having an active facebook presence is encouraged.

In addition to the above, the group needs to have at least the following in place for Year 2:

1. Several events planned.
2. At least half of the original officers staying on board.
3. Updated mission/goals presented to CAA.

After the Provisional Period concludes, CAA will consider the group to become a chartered Alumni Group in the Bronze Category. CAA will approve groups on a case-by-case basis.

So what’s the goal? If folks here want to organize and host events and/or raise money for scholarships and/or facilitate alumni networking and/or promote spirit through additional avenues that’s cool. If we’re just looking for some recognition and/or a way to pull in new readers, it’s prolly not worth the work involved.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

1) Officer’s meeting = HH
2) A benefit is so that people can find us if they’re lonely

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Manual is here.

Group Benefits:
• Group events posted on CAA website
• Contact listing on CAA website and printed brochure
• Event liability coverage
• A website (managed by group) hosted through CAA
• Email Blast to relevant alumni, sent up to four times per year (approximately quarterly)
• Invitation to the Alumni Group Leaders Meeting (AGLM)
• Alumni Groups Advisor support
• CAA Staff attendance at key events as available

We could prolly fulfill 2 of the 6 “Services to Cal” very easily (Alumni Networking and Cal Pride/Spirit) thus fulfilling Silver requirements.

Additional Silver Benefits:
• $500 monetary support per calendar year
• One four-hour rental of Alumni House per calendar year, subject to availability
• One custom banner throughout group’s tenure

With a Scholarship and some organized Student Involvement we could become a Gold group over time.

Additional Gold Benefits:
• $1000 monetary support per calendar year
• One eight-hour rental or two four-hour rentals of Alumni House per calendar year, subject to availability
• One custom banner throughout group’s tenure

Personally I feel there really should be a motivation here that goes well beyond publicizing this site. Working towards establishing an CGB Inanity Scholarship (or similar) is something I could get behind.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m interested

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m only in it for the custom banner.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

And the free drinks at the meetings, we presume.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't be silly

No one buys smelly girls drinks!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Frozen noses can’t smell.

by WolverBear on Jan 19, 2012 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m also really popular during allergy season.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

We HAZ THIS. I made it.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 19, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

What does it look like?

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Like the Golden blogs logo on the stadium. See top left corner of your screen.

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 19, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohhh. It’s almost as purty as your eyes!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Awww… aren’t you sweet and handsome…(I made that logo too!)

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 19, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

You are the custom bannermaker?!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Our banner gold and blue!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Can we raise money for the band and/or sports that need help?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, for sure. The Philanthropy service requirement is largely geared towards giving money towards the various CAA scholarships and funds (very worthy cause, imo) but raising money for other things on campus is also included on the list there. If this group was to happen, and I’m not convinced it will but hey maybe, ideally we could raise money for both via occasional fundraising drives here (mods: is that allowed on SBN?)

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I would love to do fundraising drives.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop calling me and asking for money!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, I was thinking this on my walk back from lunch. we could easily fund-raise.

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

What would we do with our 4 hours at the Alumni House?

Besides, of course, naked jello wrestling.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

A pregame tailgate comes to mind…

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It is subject to availability, though. I presume that is a desired time.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The alumni band gets in for Alumni Band Day each year so there is that. Seems to us that a lot of their groups DON’T want things on football days, understandably, because oy vey the parking! But we’ve seen lectures in there on game days too. What we’re saying is that it is subject to availability, though, we hope you understand.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d fly out from Texas for this

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

To naked jello wrestle/

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I will not consume that jello, post-wrasslin

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Rishi only wrestles in vegetarian gelatinous substances.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

agar agar, obvi

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

you are god damned right I would. CGB naked jello wrestling tournament FTW!

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Reenact the Battle of Gettysburg with monkeys!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Too much money. Could we borrow CB81’s cats?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry, Alumni House is a No-Twists Club. we’re allowed one.

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

We will give nothing back to the academic community. As well as provide no public service of any kind. This much I promise you.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

kinda wordy

but a good motto nonetheless.

The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.

"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

A: Yes, they can, provided some meeting-like activities take place there.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Does shotgunning a beer count as a meeting-like activity?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Your face is meeting a beer. Done.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Let's Play NAME THAT GROUP

Imagine that we organize to promote the California Spirit™ and hold online fundraising drives for existing entities.

Please use the following guidelines:
a. Keep the name concise and clear.
b. The name cannot include the word "Association" unless you are a separate nonprofit organization.
c. The name cannot start with "UC Berkeley" as this has been deemed to be confusing to alumni as an official campus organization. You may start your name with "Berkeley" or "Cal" if you wish.
d. The name cannot have "Cal Berkeley" per University standards (ombo.berkeley.edu).

Assume California Golden Blogs is already in the running.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

california school for kids who can’t read gud

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

UC East Bay Trolling Society

The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.

"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

The Spirit Inside

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

California Golden Panhandlers

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Blue and Trolled

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Trolling fOr Shaq’s Heart!

Jorge Gutierrez is "The guy with the hair plays with the flair"

by HeyAlumniGo on Jan 19, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Shit Twist Says

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Bear Inside Her

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

CyberBears No Not That Kind The Cal Kind

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn. I pringled out loud and am now getting funny looks.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

California Alumni Group.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

eBears

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, thats not real life. Everyone knows Bears dont have wings

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

those are actually giant ducks helping out the laser bears.

ATQ solidarity and shit

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the smoke in the background. Nice touch

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone really went the extra mile here.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

what if i hate them too?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

wait until they land our bear commandos safely before you start talking shit

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

No Homers Club

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Alumni Bear Dump

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

So, Kips’s?

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

official cheer

Hey Alumni! DON’T!

The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.

"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 19, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

sj sharks game for corporate event

anyone know if hp pavillion has a box that can fit ~50 people??

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 12:33 PM PST reply actions  

jk max is 36…

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Lose weight fatty

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

hawt

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

how’d you know my name was helen?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, up top in the group area. i’ve attended functions there.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

how awesome “penthouse plaza”

http://sharks.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=69815

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

AWESOME
Alex.
That Smith cray.
Justin.
That Smith cray.
Aldon.
That Smith cray.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS SHIT IS AWESOME

i was actually listening when you posted it!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

NON-STOP REPEATS

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Calling fellow nerds/niners fans

we renamed aldon to “Alduin smith” during the saints game. it was good.

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 12:48 PM PST reply actions  

What. The. F?

An investigation unfolding near the iconic Hollywood sign in Los Angeles is playing out like a gory movie script, as police worked to identity a man whose body was found in parts over the past two days — first a head on Tuesday, then two hands and two feet on Wednesday.

On Thursday, more than 100 police officers, some on horseback, were searching a Hollywood wilderness park along a winding hiking trail to see if they can find more body parts.

Authorities said the head came from a man believed to be 40 to 60 years old. Police think all the body parts are from the same man but are trying to confirm that.

Dog walkers found a severed human head inside a plastic bag Tuesday after two of the dogs they were walking began toying with an object. When they shook the plastic bag, a human head fell out onto the ground, according to police Cmdr. Andrew Smith.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 12:49 PM PST reply actions  

vampires

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

drug cartel vampires?

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

redundant?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

it worked in blazing saddles!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

no no no

Have we learned nothing from Lester Freamon? If you start digging around out there you’re gonna find all kinda bodies.

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"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like Peggy Noonan says, sometimes you just need to keep walking….

heh

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Sheeeeeeeit.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

*cue LA NOIR music *

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Dexter!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

MISTER F

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

dooooooooooooom

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re #3! We’re #3! We’re #3!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Biggens sez we’ve fallen behind Oraygon and the Dub for Shaq’s services

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Shaq be TROLLLIN

KEEP CALM
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Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

z

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

dooooooooooooom

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Plenty of fish in the sea.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

well, I generally take anything Biggens says with a grain of salt. He’s a data point but not always the most accurate guy out there.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

omg yes

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

hawt

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Still no cable tv at the homestead

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

i think they show episodes (though slightly delayed) on internet via FX or hulu (free hulu)

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re VERY delayed.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Go to Sidereel.com tomorrow and find the Archer site. Watch the megavideo link.

It’s what I do.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

megaupload got shut down TODAY. so sadz

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

MENDOZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Always happens the day before you retire – that’s why I’m never retiring.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

DAMNIT

That was such a reliable source of high quality streaming video.

Fine, I’ll just torrent Archer. FX should upload the episodes in a timely manner, not with three months’ delay

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

i don’t know about megavideo tho

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s part of the same network :(

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

i know that

i don’t know if it was shut down today, that’s all i’m saying.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I will miss Icefilms. :(

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 19, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

z

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

you're amazing

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

not me, i just screenshotapasta

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You bring important developments to our attention!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I bring doooooooooom to our attention!

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this real?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I checked the chat. It’s legit. Not a photoshop.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

the troll is strong in cal fans. i’ve never been so proud

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I like how UW fans are not only proud of the whole Tosh thing, they’re mad at us in the comments to the chat.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL brilliant

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

will you run the shit coach lupe sez twitter?

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

i may be a twat, but i dunno how to tweet

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Do we think Ghetto Hikes is cute or exploitative?

I’m 28. I have a full time job leading urban kids on nature hikes. I simply write down shit they say.
Mr. Cody, lemme borrow them monoculars, I think I see a pack of bald eagles.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 1:14 PM PST reply actions  

Is the 28 year old dude a Catholic priest that moves every 3 years?

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

“You don’t need to tell Markell he has to shit in a hole, homie shits in all sorta crazy places.”

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm loving these
“Hey yo Demetrius! Free pine cones!”
“Yo Mr. Cody, how much you give me if I drink this puddle?”
“Mr. Cody, you should invent like a portable microwave. Go campin, heat up a pita pocket or some shit.”
“The earth be like, ‘today i feel like makin a river.’ That’s just motherfuckin’ mother nature.”
“Bring the first aids kit, Leon think he tore his rotisserie cuff.”

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

How did they know my name was Leon?

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

mmmmmm rotisserie cuff chicken

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

"The earth be like, ‘today i feel like makin a river.’ That’s just motherfuckin’ mother nature."

Goddamn, that’s deep.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 19, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Serious.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

“We thought Tina C. was ova there havin’ a azzma attack, but she just chokin’ on tree bark.”
“Mr. Cody, you ever wanna just karate the shit outta summa these berry branches?”

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I hurt myself trying not to laugh out loud at some of these.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Same. I need a moment before I see my next patient.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

DC Trojan?
“You fuckin’ crazy Ervin, it’d be hard as fuck to pogo stick out here.”

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

NO

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

What 2011 was supposed to be like as predicted in 1911

Love hte one about getting rid of C, X,a nd Q.

Store purchases by Tube is good, too.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 1:16 PM PST reply actions  

lol @ the “walk ten miles”/exercise stuff

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

good post
A university education will be free to every man and woman.

Hmmm… not quite, but football coaches seem to be getting plenty of boats!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

This is an impossibility unless you can convince a lot of professors to work for free!

by Bears916 on Jan 19, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

MASSIVE FAILURE BY HUMANITY:
STRAWBERRIES AS LARGE AS APPLES WILL BE EATEN BY OUR GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN FOR THEIR CHRISTMAS DINNERS A HUNDRED YEARS HENCE

WE FUCKED UP BRO

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

"Few drugs will be swallowed"

We stick them up our bungholes instead?

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-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

/snorts aspirin

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

“The American will live fifty years instead of 35”

Was 35 really life expectancy in 1911?

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

(or at least that’s how it turned out, maybe people born in 1876 were dropping like flies in 1911)

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Look at the difference between 1918 and 1919

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Sucks to be them

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

a great book

the Great Influenza

A little more detail on the science/medicine side of the story than I would have liked, but a great read. Like the Road, but with more death.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

“Man will see around the world” kinda sounds like the internet. “There will be no wild animals” isn’t too far off either.

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, they were more right than wrong.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you repost within DBD? Buzzfeed is blocked :(

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

What's a "hello girl"?

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

a formal version of “SUP GURL”

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a great pick up line. brb trying it

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

“Salutations, wench!”

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

And you accused me of over-sharing pet names!

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

a telephone operator. Would connect your call to your friend

Cal: Bears with Books.

by AndBears on Jan 19, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, gotcha.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Google made 10 bil (WITH A FUCKING B) last quarter

OUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. – January 19, 2012 – Google Inc. (NASDAQ: GOOG) today announced financial results for the quarter and the fiscal year ended December 31, 2011.

“Google had a really strong quarter ending a great year. Full year revenue was up 29%, and our quarterly revenue blew past the $10 billion mark for the first time," said Larry Page, CEO of Google. "I am super excited about the growth of Android, Gmail, and Google+, which now has 90 million users globally – well over double what I announced just three months ago. By building a meaningful relationship with our users through Google+ we will create amazing experiences across our services. I’m very excited about what we can do in 2012 – there are tremendous opportunities to help users and grow our business."

I wonder what the profits were based off of that revenue.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 1:33 PM PST reply actions  

This must explain why Jumbacos appear in the GIS results for Eric Kiesau

by minesweeper on Jan 19, 2012 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

So rich, they bought the letter ‘M’

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Silly Kat, you only pay for vowels!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Net profit looks to be around 33% historically, gross profit at 66%. So… a fuckload.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Why? That’s odd

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Below analyst expectations, relatively slow growth quarter (from google’s standpoint)

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, costs outgrew revenue.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Peeps not happy about Motorola acquistion?

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

real reason there was patent defense, right…

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Because we bought some that’s why DOOOOOOOOM

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

When did the January options expire?

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Tomorrow

It’s always the third Friday of the month.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-01-19/google-sales-short-of-estimates-on-slow-european-economy.html

Google Inc. (GOOG), owner of the world’s most popular Internet search engine, reported fourth-quarter revenue and profit that missed analysts’ estimates as an economic slowdown in Europe crimped international sales.

Sales excluding revenue passed on to partner sites were $8.13 billion, Google said on its website. That compared with the $8.41 billion average estimate of analysts, according to data compiled by Bloomberg. Profit before certain costs was $9.50 a share, missing the $10.50 average estimate. The shares plunged as much as 10 percent.

Growth at Google, which gets more than half its revenue outside the U.S., was held back by slower growth in Europe amid concerns about a sovereign-debt crisis in the region. That contributed to disappointing advertising sales on Google.com and YouTube, said Clay Moran, an analyst at Benchmark Co. Google said it also generated less money on a per-click basis for all ads in the fourth quarter.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

#FacebookRandomness

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 1:38 PM PST reply actions  

:)

i loved that album.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Twitter Stalking

Matt Coch talking some smack on the twitts:

MattCoch Matthew Cochran
Cal and Stanford degree >>>>>> Oregon degree #AtLeastIllGetAJob

by Bears916 on Jan 19, 2012 1:47 PM PST reply actions  

any idea if this was directed at any particular recruit?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

shaq

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Shuck

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

WOOOO HATE HATE HATE!
Avery Sebastian
"@califresh4life: @AzizShittu it was Tosh ask how many of his players he told ask them how they found out" 0. Left the team hanging

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Can someone translate?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

talking shit about tosh, reaffirming that he told no-one before he bolted.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Aziz got a call from Tosh.

So Cal fan on twitter asked Aziz to ask Tosh how many of his players he told and ask how they found out.

Avery was like: 0. Left the team hanging. He’s a fucking sealoving douchebag.

I added that last part in

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he is saying:

“Aziz, I think you should ask coach Lupoi if he told any of his players he was leaving the University of California. Also ask coach Lupoi how they found out he had taken the job at the University of Washington for a boat and $600,000 canadian dollars.”

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

more twitter stalking

Love Avery:

Avery Sebastian @Cali_Showtime4
Washington joins Oregon USC and the team across the bay for teams I hate. #calgang November 2nd. I hate Udub day!!!!!!! #killem

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

hope he kills fools trying to go across the middle.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

he kills me.

@ckourtzidis yeah u always know Cal loves u here. But do u play fifa?

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG I LOVE AVERY SEBASTIAN HOLY SHIT

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL I JUST USED TWITTER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS I LOVED IT SO MUCH

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeff Tedford now has a shiny new toy to battle tosh on the internets with

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-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You think he’s standing behind Avery all giddy and stuff?

“Ooooh Oooh, say this ‘Tosh, you are a poopface’ OOH BURN…type that Avery, type that!”

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re all in the SAHPC bunker waging a game of trolls

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

“And then tell them about the time Tosh farted in the team meeting”

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

“and how bad it smelled”

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

smelled so bad, it tasted bad

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

“and we could see it and then it floated near a window and shattered it and that’s why we had to rebuild memorial, also he broke the ps3”

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

“And then he didn’t grab the doorknob fast enough and rope coach beat the shit out of him with a rope”

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

“and that’s why he left because we verbally mocked him”

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

“and also he broke team rules because he smelt the fart, dealt the fart and lied about it”

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

" the worst offence, he lied to recruits about it."

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

“And he tried to get Shaq to come to Washington even though Shaq knew he farted and it smelled bad”

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

“he promised that we’d fart as a family, but WHERE IS HE NOW? he fart abandoned us”

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

“and also farts smell way worse in the rain snow and cold”

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

“he actually told recruits to NOT fart at Cal”

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

“he said that cal was the best place to crop dust is a crowded cal library and that it would lead to crop dusting in an NFL locker room but now he is saying that udub’s library is better for crop dusting in i feel like he’s not being sincere at all”

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

“so we started substituting the word ‘fart’ with ‘Tosh’. Tiny Toshes a lot”

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

“but fart was not a strong enough word so now we use eatabowlofdickmotherfucker”

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Lovin’ this kid!

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by Ohio Bear on Jan 19, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely, he’s making himself a lot of fans here!

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a tweet, not an injury.

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I am amazed at the depths of stalking available on the twitterverse.

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Kenny G coming to Yoshis

Hes the Carrot Top of jazz musicians

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 2:05 PM PST reply actions  

I’m surprised you describe him as a jazz musician.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, but what else?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Easy listening musician? iono.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Elevator "music"ian.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey I don't listen to his music

But I dont begrudge a dude making a buck in America

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey I got nothing wrong with that either. Just didn’t think you’d consider his music to be jazz.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s definitely jazz. Smooth jazz.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

dude

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

How many of his albums do you own?

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s still around?

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

DISASTER

Kenny G is (potentially) a UW fan:

Kenny G was born in Seattle, Washington

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I need to read further:

Kenny G attended Whitworth Elementary School, Sharples Junior High School, Franklin High School, and the University of Washington, all in his home town of Seattle

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if Kenny G knows my cousin

My cousin was a music professor at UW (a trombonist of some note), now retired.

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"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

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by FiatSlug on Jan 19, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

are you a secret UW fan????

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Gawd, no.

I just happen to have a relative who taught at UW (who, by the way, is a SF State grad, but grew up in Kensington). In fact, said relative’s parents, brother, uncles, aunt, and multiple cousins are all Cal grads.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Jan 19, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel dirty that I applied to and was accepted at UW

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

how’s the house stuff going??

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve given up on the builder, they filed Chapter 11 and have basically dissappeared. Most of the stuff outstanding is cosmetic but I am concerned about the grading of the yard. It wasn’t done properly so turns into a swamp when it rains or is watered. No bueno, hoping that doesn’t turn into a cluster fuck

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

that sucks

is the lot at least graded away from the foundation?’

Did they leave the HOA broke too, if you have one?

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, its away from the foundation, it just sits on one side of the yard to slowly evaporate. I’m concerned that in summer, it’ll turn into mosquito central. The grade supplier already confirmed they fucked it up but have disappeared, probably because the builder isn’t around to ride herd.

No, the HOA is seperate and they were a secondary builder in the neighborhood.

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like a good place for a fishpond!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Woah, I must have missed something here. Wha’ happen?!

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

We were getting slow played by the builder when the house was getting finished and thats what caused us to have to stay with my MIL for a week after we sold the old place. There didn’t appear to be any reason why we couldn’t move in, no one was working on the place and they could easily have finished.

We found out shortly before closing that the builder was going under and they couldn’t transfer ownership earlier because of the handover to the trustee (or whatever). They also didn’t fix a bunch of shit.

So we got them to do some of it but after a week or so, they disappeared and the contractors have basically become unresponsive. We’ve got issues with the painters (no big deal) and the grade folks. We have a third part home warranty so HOPEFULLY this wont be a big deal, just a pain in the ass.

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

you're lucky as hell

they didn’t skip town and stick you with a bunch of contractor liens.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

no kidding. I feel bad for the people who are losing earnest money or have half built houses sitting there.

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

major suckage

especially in wintertime. I am not a contractor but I understand getting lumber wet repeatedly is not a good thing.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

good thing it never rains here! At least in the last year or so

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG RAINPOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN HERE AND IS HEADED FOR TX!

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

better than velociraptors

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Unresponsive or out of business? That still sounds awful and maddening.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

builders =! contractors

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

the contractors are around but they’ve already been paid by the builder for the original work but there is no motivation for them to come fix their mistakes.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like you need a lawyer!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

No retention? That’s always a mistake.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

even if there was, with the builder out of the picture, what do they care? No one is going to pay them.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It pains me to say this (because it’s unfair), but you could, they probably know more about what’s wrong than a new set of contractors, and may have been shafted too.

Just make sure your insurance is OK with this approach.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, we may be doing that on the yard issue

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

was mrs. fs able to fix the cabinet stuff before the builders went AWOL?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, we got that taken care of, the plumbing issue and the windows done. Also the rain glass and granite stuff too… so just some paint and stain issues(bedroom, front door and fence) plus the yard (the real worry at this point).

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

welp, good luck dude.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Quincy Jones???

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

No.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Jan 19, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Quincy Pondexter??

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

How is that a disaster?

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s in town stealin’ our shit that’s how.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

like a fucking snake charmer

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

lulz

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, i think we’re winning here.

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by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

BOO THIS MAN

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I cant find the gif for that

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCK THAT NOISE

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

He's a fusky fan, Twizzler

I know a cousin of his well.

But then Ted Bundy was a fusky

scrappy

by Honka Playboy on Jan 19, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

This
Ted Bundy was a fusky

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

if you're in desperate need for baseball

and happen to be in arizona….
http://azstarnet.com/sports/baseball/professional/mlb/korean-baseball-brand-new-asian-flavor/article_2751dd31-5922-5664-9b18-7b70efb6d3ae.html

Eighteen hours after the Hanwha Eagles boarded an airplane in Incheon, South Korea – after stops at LAX, Sky Harbor and a bus ride from Phoenix to Tucson – they settled into their rooms at the midtown Doubletree Hotel.

It was 6 p.m. Tuesday.

Most athletes I’ve met would have spent Wednesday in bed, or a chair as thick as David Wells, crushed by the Jet Lag Goblin.

The Eagles, however, knocked on the Kino Sports Complex clubhouse at 8 a.m. Wednesday.

They were ready to start.

Where were the pitching machines, again?

“We know it’s kinda early,” said Phil Huh, the Eagles’ international director and my translator Wednesday. “That’s the Korean style.”

They dressed in parking-cone-orange caps with white uniforms and built khaki shade tents that read, in stencil, “Hanwha Eagles Spring Camp.”

They unpacked baskets of baseballs still marked with Korean Air tags.

They stretched and threw and didn’t leave the complex’s back baseball fields for the Tucson Padres’ clubhouse until about 1 p.m.

They ate a catered lunch, though the Eagles’ private chef, flown in for training camp, will cook breakfast and dinner.

So ended Day 1 of Pima County’s association with Korean Professional Baseball.

The Eagles, who feature former big-leaguer Chan Ho Park, will train at Kino for six weeks. Pitchers and catchers worked out for the first time Wednesday; position players report Monday.

The NC Dinos, a KPB expansion team that will begin play in 2013, arrive in Tucson next week and will stay until March 5.

The teams are on one-year deals, paying the complex’s rental fee, but will huddle with Jack Donovan before going home.

Donovan – whose Baseball’s International Group has pursued Asian teams for Tucson for three years – said the 80 or so KPB players, staff and coaches will provide a “tremendous economic impact” on the area.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 2:15 PM PST reply actions  

cool

games with MLB spring squads would be interesting, better than split squad road games where no vets go along.

Also, I’d totally go to a KPB or NPB game in SF.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 19, 2012 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

i want the world baseball classic to start again. would love another korea japan matchup. most fun i’ve had a baseball game were those games in la, anaheim, and sd. so much fun.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

darn, should have gone in 09..

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Poachers gonna poach
Justin Hopkins
Tosh Lupoi has offered 2013 OT Aaron Cochran a #Washington scholarship bit.ly/z231cu

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 2:25 PM PST reply actions  

Any word on a response?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

“eff you, you effing blow job”?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no issue with him recruiting 2013 guys that he previously recruited for Cal.

Inspiring and completing since1997 since2010!

by Fire Starkey on Jan 19, 2012 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

i agree with this

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

ABC

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Too bad his balls are purple instead of gold

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Shoulda taken care of it himself.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

“What’s my name? FURK YOU THAT’S MY NAME I HAVE AN $85,000 CANADIAN DOLLAR BOAT!”

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I wake up every morning and watch this clip.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t believe you.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Then, I watch this scene:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqDtf1aw818

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

PIKERS!

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Telling’s not seling!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

But I got a whale! RECCOOOOOOO!!!!!

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Tell me you don’t like my fuckin neck tie, but don’t tell me you can’t put together 2,500 bucks!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

And don’t pitch the bitch!

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You couldn’t close a fuckin’ window you moron!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Mr. Fuckin’ Wood!

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You happen to suck big fat ass rhinoceros dick!

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Ben Affleck was really good in that movie.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree. I think this and Hollywood Land were two of his better post-GWH performances.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Did anyone ever watch Voyage of the Mimi?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG elementary school flashback.

by WolverBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

This may interest you.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked The Town, though it’s hard to separate liking the directing from his acting, which was fairly standard Affleck. Hated the ending, though.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve recently been considering the slogan “Always Be Creating.”

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

S-E-C! S-E-C!

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

ABT

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

gotta ps tosh’s face on there RB kthx

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

no, need trollface

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

eff you gb

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

can’t that’ll be the 4th computer I break this week

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

best yet

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

oh my

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

<3

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

( ̄ー ̄)

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

lolololol

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

This is good

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

This is better than good.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

This is best than good.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

eheheh

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Check out Cochran’s Twitter image though. This guy is #calgang all the way.

by daveman on Jan 19, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

stop fucking tempting juju!!
(not only directly mentioned for you daveman).

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Things change …

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I LOVE YOU JUJU PLEASE DON'T TAKE MEMORIAL STADIUM
JUJU STRIKES

SEATTLE (Reuters) – A deadly ice storm swept across the Pacific Northwest on Thursday, adding to the misery of residents struggling with power outages and treacherous roads since an earlier record snowfall.

Washington’s governor declared a state of emergency and the storm was blamed for at least two deaths, including that of a 20-month-old boy in Albany, Oregon, who police said was sitting in a car that was surrounded with flood waters and swept into a rain-swollen creek.

In Seattle, which normally sees mild temperatures and wet weather but not heavy snow, the storm has resulted in airport and school closures, car crashes, downed trees and lost power to at least 90,000 households. Overall, some 150,000 homes across the state were without power, officials said.

Nicknamed “Snowmageddon,” the storm first walloped Seattle and other parts of Washington state with snow on Tuesday night. On Thursday, officials mainly expressed concern about icy rain and its potential to down power lines and cause car crashes.

The National Weather Service declared an ice storm on Thursday for eight western Washington counties.

The icy roads led to crashes in many parts of Washington state on Thursday. On Interstate 90 near the town of Cle Elum, about 80 miles inland from Seattle, six semi-trailer trucks were involved in a collision that blocked the state’s major thoroughfare through the Cascade Range of mountains, said Washington State Patrol spokesman Kandi Patrick.

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 2:32 PM PST reply actions  

Having had a couple of multi-day power outages after snow storms in the last couple of winters I can certainly sympathize, it sucks when you get hit with a storm that’s over and above local ability to remove snow / deal with outages.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

GO TO HELL OH WAIT YOU LIVE ON THE EAST COAST

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey! It’s not like I live in Toledo.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Where did you lose power?

You’re a Bethesda Trojan huh? aight

scrappy

by Honka Playboy on Jan 19, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes I am – no power losses this winter, yet, but multi-day outages from Snowmageddon and Commute-a-geddon. Stupid trees, stupid overhead power lines, stupid people not cutting down old / dead trees and overhanging branches.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

the man in heaven trying to get even with tosh. “look recruits….weather in seattle ain’t that bad…”

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Have we heard from Roy yet?

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s probably swearing up a storm

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

probably passed out from rage

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought he swore off CGB due to all the recent events, too stressful or something.

Costs STILL assessed against Twist

by CALumbus Bear on Jan 19, 2012 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

i hurd he just lurvs reddit now :(

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

He fits in better there.

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Events on… CGB?

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

probably the Game of Trolls

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah. So he died.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

i swore off cgb for a few days so i could be productive. hitting refresh while fearing the result take up a lot of time

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m still here. Been stuck here with no face to face interaction since last week. It sucks and it’s cold.

I ventured out yesterday wearing two layers of everything (except I only had one pair of gloves so I took some old but clean socks, cut off the top and used that as a ghetto gloves). Unfortunately my shoe had a tiny hole in it, through which slipped a lot of freezing snow and ice and nearly gave my toe a frostbite.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 19, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

roy i want you to come back to me plz post here again

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been real busy with work. Tomorrow is a deadline and I’m stressing out to finish stuff. I actually getting sick from working hard. Sucks.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 19, 2012 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

ok, but after work will you return?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yes

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 19, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

move back to california.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a comedic mental image of you waddling around in 4 feet of clothes and being undone by 1 pebble of ice.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Nailed it.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

this

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL FROSTBITE IS hILARIOUS

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by natteringnabob on Jan 20, 2012 7:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes. In my mental image of Roy, it is

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by TwistNHook on Jan 20, 2012 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Roy — Don’t you own chains? Me and the family are trekking out to the PAC-12 theme restaurant/bar right now for dinner. Hopefully the place will be empty.

by Bears916 on Jan 19, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Not everyone is into that kind of thing.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

There is a Pac12 theme restaurant?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s invite only on Tosh’s boat.

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The food is surf and turf, the servers dress up like Larry Scott. Stays open late, too.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, and it's a great idea but poor execution.

The burgers are good but absolutely nothing else. Dinner was a success, however, as it consisted of me and 5 year old daughter being the only Cal fans in a place filled with UW fans.

by Bears916 on Jan 19, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a mental image of you and your daughter ninjaing all the rest of those assholes!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

No I don’t. I’ve never driven in snow before and don’t even know how to put on chains lol.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 19, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Wet, cold feet will make me miserable faster than anything else. Investing in good footwear and socks isn’t a bad idea.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Wool socks!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 19, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes!!!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Good boots changed my life.

by WolverBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear it’s 3 degrees where you are right now.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Came out of nowhere. I was wondering why my nose felt like it was going to fall off while walking home. And a full day of snow tomorrow! My motivation to go to lab has greatly diminished.

by WolverBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

:(

Work from home?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Strongly considering it. But I need to test on my physical set up, which is finally available again after being borrowed to recover computer hard drives for a week. So a trek is probably in order, but I’ll likely wait til after sunrise unlike today…

by WolverBear on Jan 19, 2012 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Ouch

Stay warm!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

wha …. ????

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Truck sleddin

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he shouldn’t have taken that slogan so literally.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

How many people remember the old Sherwin Williams neon sign

in Emeryville near The Maze? There was also a Judson Steel sign nearby, that I figure was situated about where IKEA is now.

"We do not seek men who will bravely lie down to die, but men who will fight valiantly to live."
"Winning is not everything. It is far better to play the game squarely and lose than to win at the sacrifice of an ideal."

-- Andrew Latham Smith

by FiatSlug on Jan 19, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, maybe no planes can get in or out for the next few days.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

might be tough for recruits to take their official visits to UW?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It won’t last more than a few days. Was supposed to be gone today, probably tomorrow instead.

by Bears916 on Jan 19, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

then we should pray for hail.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

God is striking the State of Washington for their evil, poaching ways.

by daveman on Jan 19, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

more twats from the twitter

from one of the BI mods—not sure if true. need more details.

Josh S. @joshbalt
Larry Scott took @coachsark and Tosh Lupoi to task this morning for their behavior and ethical lapses @johnbreech @GregBiggins

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 2:47 PM PST reply actions  

wow, would be great if this is true.

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Please do more than “take to task”. You know sleazeballs don’t care about being “took to task”.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

being the commissioner, i hope so too. they just dicked over the conference’s dean of coaches

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

wow

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--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

wut is this?

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Pac12’s daddy was like ’SARKY & TOSHY, WHUT, YOU DID TO TEDDY WAS RONG. YOU GO APOROGIZE AND GO BACK TO YOUR SNOWY ROOM"

then he spanked them a few times

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Iz he sayin “No Shenanigans on my watch, how will India and China look at these shenanigans?”

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Shenanigans

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

meow?

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

“Shenanigans” is a legitimate non-ironic Street Fighter term.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

(It refers to a non-stable strategy. ie, something that only works because your opponent doesn’t know about it, whereas an educated opponent would never fall for it.)

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Like jump hardkick, duck, hardkick sweep? rinse and repeat?

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much, yeah.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

jump hardkick

I misread that the first time and thought “shenanigans indeed!”

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 19, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Shenanigans

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

You know even though, if true, this would be good news, I’m starting to kind of miss real journalism.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

This is so much more efficient!

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

140 characters or less is better than TL:DR!

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah but for me 99% correctness on a vetted article w named sources >>> 75% correctness and half truthiness on any given tweet

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, I’ll get off your lawn now.

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

@Rishi @CGB a thing happened somewhere and it might be important #things #maybeimportant

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

You can esaily choose to ignore twitter etc etc etc

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I know I do!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Haven’t we had this conversation before?

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Haven’t we had every conversation ever before?

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Not when it’s the only news source!

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a terrible Tweet

SpazzyMcGee RT #TweetFridays smhdis hurr tinyurl.com/39oUEJz #SupGirl #hashtag

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

does he live in a hooters now?

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

If you were him, wouldn’t you?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Artificial Testicle Could Treat Male Infertility

http://www.livescience.com/17989-artificial-testicle-treat-male-infertility.html

Researchers in California hope to become the first in the world to build an artificial testicle that produces human sperm. Such a device could allow infertile men to conceive children.

While recent studies have shown it’s possible to treat infertile male mice by producing sperm using stem cells from the mouse, the same has not been done for humans, said researcher Dr. Paul Turek, director of the Turek Clinic, a men’s health medical practice in San Francisco.

Using a newly received government grant, Turek and his fellow researchers hope to develop a human “sperm-making biological machine,” he said.

Unlike a non-sperm-producing prosthesis — a saline-filled implant for men missing a testicle — the device will not be designed to resemble a testicle. Instead it will most closely resemble a cylindrical bag a few inches long, Turek said, creating a final product that looks something like a transparent, over-sized Tootsie Roll.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 3:01 PM PST reply actions  

sperm-making biological machine

sounds like an awesome nickname.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not as hawt as you’d think. Kind of a mouthful.

/ohnoIdidn’tsaythat

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That Staples "Dave" commercial is creepy.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 3:06 PM PST reply actions  

i have an odd craving for some carrot ginger soup now

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Anonymous Goes on Megaupload Revenge Spree: DoJ, RIAA, MPAA, and Universal Music All Offline

http://gizmodo.com/5877679/anonymous-kills-department-of-justice-site-in-megaupload-revenge-strike

Anonymous has sure been quiet lately, but today’s federal bust of Megaupload riled ‘em up good: a retaliatory strike against DoJ.gov has left it completely dead.
DownForEveryoneOrJustMe.com is reporting the department’s site as universally nuked, and an Anonymous-affiliated Twitter account is boasting success. This is almost certainly the result of a quickly-assembled DDoS attack—and easily the widest in scope we’ve seen in some time. If you had any doubts Anonymous is still a hacker wrecking ball, doubt no more.

The combination of the hacking nebula’s SOPA animosity—they’ve been a vocal opponent of the bill since its inception—combined with today’s sudden Megaupload news has made the group bubble over: hundreds upon hundreds of Anon operatives are in a plotting frenzy, chatting about which site will go down next. In Anon’s eyes, the government and media interests are responsible for the undue destruction of Megaupload (and the arrest of four of its operators), so it’ll be exactly those entities that’re feeling the pain right now. Pretty much every company that makes movies, TV, or music, along with the entirety of the federal government, is in Anonymous’ crosshairs.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 3:12 PM PST reply actions  

Anonymous is soooo six months ago.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Well… A lot earlier than that…

by puresilence on Jan 19, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what they want you to think!

"Our sturdy golden troll"

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I want you to think I think.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re never going to be a household name at this rate.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 20, 2012 7:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

A newspaper from Los Angeles calling another city a weather wimp. Those are definitely fighting words.

by Bears916 on Jan 19, 2012 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

we’re fueled by solar power.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

HEADLINE FIGHT!!

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea I’d like to see how LA would cope with an ice storm…

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

not possible with all the smug.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s the smog that protects us from the horrors of ice.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

i said smug.

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

i was trying not to be smug.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

That protects us too.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

knew i could count on one of you guys!!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

rec’ed

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone from San Francisco referring to someone from LA as smug…. Those are definitely fighting words… except no one in LA cares about San Francisco.

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s a pretty smug thing to say!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 7:09 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I love the smell of my own farts.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

i love the smell of your farts!

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

but really…it written by someone in seattle.

— Kim Murphy in Seattle

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re taking jobs from LA!!!!!11

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL awesome.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

MOTHER F#$%#%
DRY WEATHER RETURNS TO THE DISTRICT MONDAY AFTN…WITH DRY WEATHER
CONTINUING THROUGH THE WEEK AS A RIDGE BUILDS ALONG THE SOUTHERN
CALIFORNIA COAST. TEMPS WILL WARM UP TO ABOVE NORMAL BY THE MIDDLE
OF NEXT WEEK.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 3:20 PM PST reply actions  

SO IT’S ONLY RAINING THIS WEEKEND?! DAMNIT

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by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

rain be trollin

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

THEY EVEN TOOK OUR MOISTURE!

Tony Gonzalez? University of California?

by ikoolykedat on Jan 19, 2012 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

THANK GOD THIS AQUATIC NIGHTMARE WILL END SOON

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by natteringnabob on Jan 20, 2012 7:41 AM PST up reply actions  

usa! usa! lakers! lakers!

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar named U.S. global cultural ambassador
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/nationnow/2012/01/kareem-abdul-jabbar-named-us-global-ambassador-.html

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, the NBA Hall of Famer and Laker legend who continues to reign as the league’s all-time leading scorer, transcends basketball with his latest gig: global cultural ambassador.

Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton made the appointment Wednesday, tasking Abdul-Jabbar with engaging young people worldwide and “using people-to-people diplomacy as a means to create opportunities for greater understanding.”

First up is a trip to Brazil, where Abdul-Jabbar “will lead conversations with young people on the importance of education, social and racial tolerance, cultural understanding, and using sports as a means of empowerment,” according to the secretary of State’s website. And, of course, there will be basketball clinics.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 3:23 PM PST reply actions  

Yay Lakers!

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

wooooooooooooo

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

can you tell us what he said

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Cal fans mad

College football dirty business

Lupoi switched for a lot of money

He’s a Huskie now and gotta do what he gotta do

He won’t comment on any of the rumors cited online

If you believed in Tosh a week ago, then should do so now because he is same guy

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

If you believed in Tosh a week ago hopefully by now you are awake and smelling the coffee.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

nah hopefully you believed them about Cal!!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Reggie's banned

As in, per the NCAA, we can’t let him on campus or have anything to do with the program.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 20, 2012 6:55 AM PST up reply actions  

That doesn’t sound like he understands us very well at all.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

He did say that he wouldn’t address the rumors, even if they are likely true; and the implication was he thought Tosh recruiting the same guys was sleazy, by hey, that’s the biz.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I didn’t tie that together so well in my bullet points.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is patently BS. If the worst of the allegations were true, then absolutely it should change your opinion of Lupoi’s character.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

no headphones today…

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

comics

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 3:30 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I like this cartoon AND share that pet peeve.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 20, 2012 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

please take the chip away.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d8261b2fb/article/colts-need-to-think-longterm-success-with-next-head-coach

Having a 2-14 record in any season is hard to endure. It’s difficult for the fans, the team and, most of all, the owner. And once the owner gets mad, changes aren’t far behind. Change is happening all over the place in Indianapolis. It started with owner Jim Irsay’s removal of GM Bill Polian and his son Chris, and it continued Tuesday with the firing of coach Jim Caldwell.

Now the Colts start over with new GM Ryan Grigson, a 39-year-old former Eagles executive, in control. Grigson is faced with some huge problems. The number one issue is not what to do with Peyton Manning. The real question is what type of team Grigson is going to build. Does he want to have a big team? A small, fast team? A team that does not care about size or speed and just cares about finding good football players? Grigson must set the direction, and it begins with having a grading system for draft prospects that highlights the players Grigson envisions for the team.

Instant Debate: End of an era?
The Colts are undergoing wholesale changes. With Bill Polian and Jim Caldwell already gone, is Peyton Manning next? Our analysts debate. More …
But what must be most important to Grigson right now is finding the right head coach who shares his vision and knows how to be a head coach. The Colts need someone who knows how to lay the foundation for success. This cannot come from Grigson, as he has never walked this path before. Hiring a young GM is good, but teaming him with someone who has never been a head coach, either in college or at the pro level, might prove costly.

What the Colts need is someone with a unique understanding of football who has been a success on every level. They must not make a decision based on what is best for the team right now. They must make a decision that is good for today, but even better for tomorrow. With that in mind, if I were in Grigson’s shoes, I would spend time with University of Oregon coach Chip Kelly and try to convince him to become the next head coach of the Colts. Kelly is smart, innovative and has an appetite for learning.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 3:38 PM PST reply actions  

Peyton would be a monster pickup for anyone who needs a QB (like the Jets).

by puresilence on Jan 19, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

niners!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

No, no no

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s neck and neck for him and bringing back JTO!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Intentional neck pun?

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

no but i’ll take credit for it??

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

would be a monster pickup for anyone ‘cept the pats and pack, assuming he’s healthy.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Tedford?

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

So… to screw our program even more? :(

by puresilence on Jan 19, 2012 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually kind of feel sorry for a NFL executives tasked with replacing head coaches.

The number of legitimate head coaches isn’t much greater than the list of legitimate starting quarterbacks, but every year these guys have to pick through the cast-off bin or take a shot at another hotshot coordinator. Or they can go outside the box and hire a college coach, but by now everyone knows the success rate in transition from college to pro, so if it doesn’t work the decision will be panned brutally with the benefit of hindsight.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 19, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

They make a lot of money, I don’t really feel that sorry for them.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

There is also that.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 19, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Also some executives make stupid decisions like hiring Romeo Crennel for a second go around and those people deserve no sympathy.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 19, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

hey…it’s with the chiefs, so i’m cool with that.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

fyi GB Shaq has no leader

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Five-star Shaq Thompson said that there is “no placement” among his top teams and that there is no leader #Cal, #Washington #Oregon

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 3:38 PM PST reply actions  

More Shaq news

Shaq sleeps in an oxygen tent, which helps him decide which school to play foodball for.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, that’s a half truth!

by CountDuku on Jan 19, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I love that episode so much!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

more tempting juju?

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s no leader, but we can be clear laggards!

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I be his leader?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

You should ask tosh http://twitter.com/#!/ToshLupoiUW for permission

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-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Its a blank template. Is it legit?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

look at who he’s following

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Shaq. Whose tagline still says CALBEAR4LIFE

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

MY LIFE IS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

pretty sure he’s just saying whatever he can to shut people up.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Kind of an odd situation, isn’t it, that so many people are asking this 17yo where he’s going to school and hanging on his every word.

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

HEY! It’s the “I didn’t do it kid!”

Say the line, Shaq.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Better than having a leader that isn’t Cal.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

found boomtho's profile

2011 World Cup Champions Team India

by Rishi on Jan 19, 2012 3:39 PM PST reply actions  

lolololol

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

/rechecks privacy settings

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Hello!

Is it me you’re looking for?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 3:53 PM PST reply actions  

dude, who’s retweeting everything with the cgb account?

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 3:53 PM PST reply actions  

Not me. That sh!t be cray lately.

Old Toothwrangler

by Kodiak on Jan 19, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

i know that. otherwise there would be a lot more ‘sup girl’ tweets at the scout reporters.

#calgang take me away

by turkey on Jan 19, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

avi baby

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Will Frank McCourt Keep the Dodger Stadium Parking Lots?

I hate Frank.

http://la.curbed.com/archives/2012/01/will_frank_mccourt_keep_the_dodger_stadium_parking_lots.php

The future of the Dodgers is still up for grabs, with bids from potential owners expected next week, but sticky issues concerning ownership of the parking lots surrounding Dodger Stadium is casting a shadow over the whole affair, reports the LA Times. The Dodgers, as we all know, are in bankruptcy, “but the McCourt entity that controls the Dodger Stadium parking lots is not,” which means there could be all sorts of conflict not too far down the road (in 2006, McCourt set up a company called Blue Land to take ownership of the Chavez Ravine parking lots; the Dodgers paid Blue Land rent to use the lots). Following the divorce and bankruptcy drama that has been plaguing the team for more than a year, Major League Baseball convinced Dodgers Owner Frank McCourt to sell the team, while granting him “sole and absolute discretion” over the land underneath the parking lots. However, the agreement between MLB and McCourt says that potential buyers “may submit bids that include the purchase of the parking lots.” Moreover: “If the lots are not sold with the team, the new owner would lease them from McCourt for $14 million a year. The annual lease payment would rise in 2015, and every five years thereafter.”

Should McCourt stay, or should he go?>>
Vegas hasn’t opened a line on whether McCourt will sell the land or keep it, but the LAT quotes “a person familiar with McCourt’s thinking,” who believes that McCourt will not sell the land: “There is no doubt in my mind he wants to hold on to the property.” But the LAT also has super secret sources that think the bidders are kind of expecting the parking lots to be part of the deal: “Most bidders are expected to ask McCourt to include the land in the sale, according to multiple people familiar with the process but not authorized to discuss it.”

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 3:54 PM PST reply actions  

It’s always been rumored that’s what he’s really been after… the parking lots. And he’s gonna make one hell of a stink about including the parking lots with the team. Gonna be some shit.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s gonna have to sell the lots; doubt many of the folks that are looking to buy the team wouldn’t want the parking…plus the mccourt stink will literally surround dodger stadium…and no one wants that.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s gonna have to sell the lots; doubt many of the folks that are looking to buy the team wouldn’t want the parking

not mutually exclusive.

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah but i get his meaning, that in order to sell the team, which he has to do, he’s going to have to throw in the parking lots.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

random question: i’m assuming that ongoing income from parking lots (if he keeps them) would not be split with his wife, since it’s after the divorce?

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think the divorce agreement includes alimony. She gets $131 million though, so don’t feel too sorry for her.

by puresilence on Jan 19, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

LITRULLY 0% of me feels sorry for her.

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

neither of them could receive any proceeds from the sale of the Dodgers and still be stuck with all the debt and I wouldn’t feel sorry for either.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

i have no idea. i hat them both.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

oh my question being, he’s got an incentive to keep those parking lots as an ongoing revenue stream

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

oh it’s possible, i have no idea though.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair he was sleeping in the fountain.

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

the fountain is now made of diamonds.

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

The diamonds contain potassium benzoate.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

the potassium benzoate comes with sprinkles!

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s good!

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The sprinkles are poisonous…

KEEP CALM
AND
Z ON

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s good!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

For McCourt? That’s good!

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

it’d be a total pr nightmare for the dodgers and the new owners if mccourt owned the lot.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

agree. it would be borderline ridiculous. and given what happened with the bryan stow deal, would he be responsible for policing that? you can’t split the two apart without really fucking over the franchise value.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

nobody but mccourt. the man knows how to make money off of parking lots.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Man fuck that fucking scumbag piece of t0$h.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Aziz Ansari interviewed by TimeOut New York:

http://newyork.timeout.com/things-to-do/2485459/aziz-ansari?page=0,0&package=2503097

Even the interviewer is ignoring Gary Jerry!

One of the things that separates Parks and Rec from a lot of other sitcoms is that the humor isn’t rooted in mean-spiritedness—the characters seem to like each other.
People say that a lot about the show, and I think that tone is something that developed as we went along. It’s become the voice of the show. I like that it’s our thing, and it’s different.

Also, Aziz shares his fashion tips:

"If you like suits, there’s a place called Mr. Ned (137 Fifth Ave between 20th and 21st Sts; 212-924-5042, mrnednyc.com). They do custom clothes, and it’s not super expensive—it’s not $100 or anything, but you can get a [bespoke] suit. Also, Baby Armani has some cool stuff, if you’re a baby and you’re reading this issue."

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 19, 2012 3:57 PM PST reply actions  

I agree on the tone of the show, it’s definitely part of it’s charm.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Suits

http://www.indochino.com/

brother just ordered one from here. waiting to see how it turns out.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The fandom around the show is also rabid. I’ve seen fan fiction, websites and memes devoted to Parks and Rec characters.
Yeah, it’s so flattering! We see all of that stuff. There was [an in-store promotion] at a Whole Foods in Oakland where they drew me in the bathrobe from the "treat yo self" episode ["Pawnee Rangers"]—and that was a really fun episode to do, because we were just hanging out at spas and stuff—but they drew that and [added the caption] TREAT YO SELF! BODY CARE TREATMENTS! [Laughs]

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, I have a problem.

It took me like ten seconds to remember that Aziz Ansari =/= Aziz Shittu.

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It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
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by AERose on Jan 19, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Ca Supreme Court to review bans on marijuana dealies:

Americans for Safe Access and other medical marijuana groups in California are applauding the California Supreme Court’s decision to review Pack v. Long Beach, and two other appellate cases that have led to dispensary bans in many cities and counties.

The Supreme Court’s review could take up to a year, watchers say. In the meantime, more dispensaries are likely to open in San Francisco, Oakland and Richmond. San Francisco had suspended dispensary permitting since November due to Pack. The San Francisco City Attorney’s office wrote in December that, "If the Supreme Court grants review, this court of appeal decision will have no effect during the pendency of the Supreme Court’s review."

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 4:00 PM PST reply actions  

BuckeyBear, what is going on?


Marlo is sitting in my lap, her feet draped just over the edge of my knees. I hold her close, press my nose into her fine blonde hair while she takes a small mound of blue clay and tries to mold it into a circle. Her body is so tiny, so perfectly shaped for the space against my chest. I will wake up tomorrow and she will be gone, off living her life without me, joy and agony sweeping up against her because my back is no longer big enough to shield it all.

I reach down and hold her foot in my palm. I trace all five of her toes and stop on the smallest one. I draw outlines, fold them up and tuck them away so that at some point I can take them out, lay them flat and run my fingers along the memory.

Leta is busy gathering pillows to build a fort next to the back door. Pillows from the couch, from her bedroom, from the outdoor furniture we brought inside for the winter. Her arms and legs stretch like cross-country roads now, endless and winding and nothing like the stout, dimpled elbows I used to cradle in bed while we watched cartoons.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 4:07 PM PST reply actions  

holy shit stay away from marlo that fool is dangerous!!

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

???

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

DOOCE IS DIVORCING!!!!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

wtf is this?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, Heather Armstrong and her hubbie are splitting up. Dooce. Divorced!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought Marlo and Leta were cats.

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 19, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve honestly never heard about any of this until this exact moment.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess she should probably drop the ‘dooce,’ then.

/not proud of this one

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Some Twist thing that nobody’s ever heard of.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

redundant statement is redundant.

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

She gets 2Mil+ hits a month! And her site is 80% female.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

i have no fucking idea who this person is.

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

She is one of the most popular, if not THE most popular, mommy blogger out there.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

We feel bad for the readers.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You feel bad for BuckeyeBear?

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

buckeye is a mommy??

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Who’s the daddy?

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t look at me. I slept on the ‘couch.’

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 19, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. Heather & Jon should consider what they are putting her readers through before they make this official.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

We only got 50k hits yesterday and we are 100% trolls

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

We should design bridge internet design and stuff like that!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

The internet is a giant bridge that you troll

"Our sturdy golden troll"

-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Confucius-esque

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

who’s paying the troll’s toll

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Those who pay the troll toll are the ones at which we lol

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-cldpc

by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

did you get into that boy’s soul?

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

rb’s in all our souls baby

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry for the delay

Yeah, people on the Community are pretty freaked out (although obviously not as affected by it as the Armstrong family), because they’ve gone through so much, and seem like they’ll make it. It’s hard to see them going through that pain, and it’ll be interesting to see how public it will be. (He posted at the same time, too, at blurbomat.com, but it’s not loading for me right now.)

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks! See, people. I wasn’t jkust making this all up. And BuckeyeBear is torn up about it.

Time to take sides. Who you with? Jon or Heather?!?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Team Marlo

Her nickname is Rambo!

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

/not clicking on a j.lee link with that header

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

dude riding his bike along a mountain ridge.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

what kind of crazy sex lingo are you kids using now?

"#caltrollgang" - RB

by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s also that Alabama fan who teabagged the passed-out LSU fan. Also pretty ballsy.

by Yes We Cannon on Jan 19, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

unclesam22!?

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Mistake 1 – going into that Krsytal in the first place. It all flows from that.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 20, 2012 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

juju is mad, he’ll probably have a polar bear eat him on his next ride

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

would love to see a polar bear on 125cc dirt bike.

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Truth or Cougar

One Utah school district believes a cougar mascot would be insensitive to women.

The Canyons School District overrode the students top choice of a cougar mascot for their high school that is to be completed in 2013.

Would-be Corner Canyon High School students chose the Cougars as their mascot — a name principal Mary Bailey said carries an ugly connotation that is disrespectful to women.

In popular culture, the cougar is a sexually aggressive middle-aged woman who attracts younger men.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 4:37 PM PST reply actions  

and not a cat…?

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Or, in its actual primary description, it’s another name for a mountain lion. this is beyond ridiculous. can we create a pop culture trend where “cardinal” is a pop culture word for “child pornographer”?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

It isn’t? WHAT??

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by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

get to work on this, guys.

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

The Stanfurd Cardinal is a child pornographer.
The Stanfurd Cardinal is a child pornographer.
The Stanfurd Cardinal is a child pornographer.
The Stanfurd Cardinal is a child pornographer.
The Stanfurd Cardinal is a child pornographer.
The Stanfurd Cardinal is a child pornographer.
The Stanfurd Cardinal is a child pornographer.
The Stanfurd Cardinal is a child pornographer.

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even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That’s a good start. Can someone create a bot that tricks Google into linking these things together?

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

We could all put it in our sigs… or just make sure to copy and paste it into every comment we write.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

The Stanfurd Cardinal is a child pornographer.

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

but we should probably spell the name of the school “correctly” for maximum effect

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

stanford stanfurd cardinal child pornography

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

stanford stanfurd cardinal child pornography
stanford stanfurd cardinal child pornography
stanford stanfurd cardinal child pornography
stanford stanfurd cardinal child pornography
stanford stanfurd cardinal child pornography
stanford stanfurd cardinal child pornography
stanford stanfurd cardinal child pornography
stanford stanfurd cardinal child pornography

TROLL ON YOU BEARS. - atoms
even if it does snow, we’ve got plenty of laker championship banners to keep us warm! - raptorapocalypse

by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

don't forget

stanford cardinals pornography

The above comment is not affiliated with the San Francisco Giants, is not based on a secret source of team information, and may contain personal opinion.

"I'll never forget San Francisco and all those beautiful moments."- Andres Torres

by natteringnabob on Jan 20, 2012 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

If enough people search for it, it’ll start appearing in the suggestions a la “Craig James hooker”.

Not sure I want to search for that phrase though.

by minesweeper on Jan 19, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh you

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

The Stanfurd Cardinal killed five hookers at Palo Alto.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 19, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I read that on the internet, so it must be true.

"Fuck DOOOOOM. We prefer BOOOOOM!!
- alpha1906

by golden oso on Jan 19, 2012 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like the bailout worked??

GM sold the most cars last year

General Motors Co., saying today it sold 9.03 million vehicles worldwide last year, regained its spot as the world’s top-selling automaker as Toyota Motor Corp. struggled with floods, earthquakes and a tsunami.

GM’s deliveries rose 7.6 percent from 8.39 million in 2010, the company said on its website, topping an analyst’s estimate and exceeding the 9 million mark for the first time since 2007. Toyota, which ended GM’s 77-year reign as the world’s largest automaker in 2008, hasn’t reported full-year results. Toyota has estimated that 2011 calendar year sales will decrease 6 percent to 7.9 million.

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 4:37 PM PST reply actions  

This one certainly did.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

U-S-A! U-S-A!

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Where Do Your Members of Congress Stand on SOPA and PIPA?

Very cool graphic

Sortable by state, chamber, party, years served, etc.

/SMH Boxer and Feinstein

by MailmanJr35 on Jan 19, 2012 4:42 PM PST reply actions  

What is SMH?

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Smack my head.

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by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Salt my ham.

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, technically it’s MailmanJr’s ham.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

/SOH

WE ARE THE 0%

by zoonews on Jan 19, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

pqtm

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred

by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Ship Majesty’s Her

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

You’d think that Silicon Valley would at least be close to Hollywood in terms of contributing to Boxer’s and Feinstein’s campaigns

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by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

There are a lot of LIBERAL HEROES on the left side there.

I think they are tigheter with Hollywood money

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously, screw Boxer and Feinstein. 19 years in the SEnate and they pull this crap? time to go.

by the federer express on Jan 19, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

yup. LOLD

Remember, the enemy's end zone is DOWN!

by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont know why people are so surprised.

HOLLYWOOOOOOOOOOD!

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

hollywood

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

PS

WOOO Pete Stark!

But I already knew he was against because I’m on his mailing list.

"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded

by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont know if my congresscritter has madea specific statement.

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I went to high school w Pete Stark’s wife. They met when she was a congressional page. He left his wife for here.

by fiatlux on Jan 19, 2012 9:00 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Pete Stark’s wife went to Arroyo?

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure that one of the most common stories on Capitol Hill.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 19, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t understand why they didn’t want a threesome.

"Sometimes you get it, and sometimes you get got."

by TheBuckeyeBear on Jan 19, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Neither does Newt.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jan 20, 2012 7:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Bill was all for it…

“Hell, the more the merrier….”

(said in my best Arkansas accent while winking my eye and giving a sort of thumbs up gesture…)

by fiatlux on Jan 20, 2012 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

No no, it’s a fist, with the thumb on top pointing outward. And bite your bottom lip while you’re doing it.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 20, 2012 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

anybody need a pet sitter?

Nothing to worry about, it's not like I've learned to open doors or anything.

by RaptorApocalypse on Jan 19, 2012 4:59 PM PST reply actions  

that could’ve been way worse.

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by boomtho on Jan 19, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

10 years since the fumble that apparently wasn't a fumble

Raiders-Patriots ‘Tuck Game’ turns 10

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2012/01/18/SPCE1MR5HJ.DTL

Today, Tom Brady should buy himself a cupcake, put a candle in it and blow.

It’s the 10th birthday of the enforcement of the “Tuck Rule,” or NFL Rule 3, Section 22, Article 2, Note 2, and one could argue it changed Brady’s, the New England Patriots’ and the Oakland Raiders’ fates forever.

It was a snowy night in Foxborough … wait, do we really have to go over all the details? Surely every football fan remembers what happened Jan. 19, 2002, in the AFC divisional-playoff game. The Raiders were up 13-10 with less than two minutes left when Brady pump faked a throw, was hit by Oakland cornerback Charles Woodson and the ball came loose.

The Raiders recovered the ball and should have been on their way to the AFC Championship Game in Pittsburgh. But someone pointed out the stupidest rule in the history of sports …

NFL Rule 3, Section 22, Article 2, Note 2: When player is holding the ball to pass it forward, any intentional forward movement of his arm starts a forward pass – even if the player loses possession of the ball as he is attempting to tuck it back toward his body.

The Tuck Rule made the play an incomplete pass, and New England’s Adam Vinatieri hit a 45-yard field goal to tie the game and another kick to win it overtime.

“We were robbed, and I still get sick thinking about it,” Woodson, now a Packer, said when the Raiders played Green Bay last month.

It gets worse.

Mike Pereira, then the NFL director of officiating, defended the call at the time. “I may agree that Brady was not trying to throw the ball” but “he never controlled it long enough to consider him a runner.”

Pereira is now an analyst for Fox and he admits that the Tuck Rule stinks and should be changed. “A pass should only be ruled incomplete if the ball comes loose in the actual act of passing the ball,” he said. “If it comes loose in the tucking motion, then it should be a fumble.”

No Raiders fans, Pereira’s home address is not in the book.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 4:59 PM PST reply actions  

Flagged for triggering my PTSD.

F the Patriots for life.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

go tom brady! lol raiders

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re despicable.

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Today, he is respicable

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

i love san mateo and the raiders have only caused me pain

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

The SF Chronicle’s article today has a really lame title today

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh too many todays.

Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives.

by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

GO PATS

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by Rishi on Jan 20, 2012 6:41 AM PST up reply actions  

SF gonna do new subway. But is it a good idea?

San Francisco has received a key approval from federal officials to move forward on its 1.7-mile Central Subway, Mayor Ed Lee said Wednesday.

In Washington for the U.S. Conference of Mayors annual meeting, where he met with Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood, Lee said the city has received a “letter of non prejudice” from the Department of Transportation that will allow the city to proceed with one of the largest phases of the $1.6 billion subway – to dig a tunnel under Stockton and Fourth streets, from the downtown Caltrain station to Chinatown.

Lee said the letter is “a good sign that the final grant agreement is on its way.”

The city has applied for a nearly $1 billion full-funding grant from the Federal Transit Administration that would provide the bulk of the funds for the project. Officials said they hope to secure the grant agreement, which is an actual commitment of funding, within the next several months.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2012/01/18/MNRD1MR391.DTL#ixzz1jxLxx7U5

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by TwistNHook on Jan 19, 2012 5:07 PM PST reply actions  

Can I drive my SUV in there?

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz

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by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Only if you hate it.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Even if you lose the SUV, Cugel can always haggle a new one for you!

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by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think I can do free, however.

Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?

by Cugel on Jan 19, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Better to buy a used subway, it keeps its value better.

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

What is that, $500M per block? Dumb.

They need something to go to Fort Mason. THAT would fill a transit hole in SF.

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by natteringnabob on Jan 20, 2012 7:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s about 20 blocks. I think I am about the only non-Chinese person in SF who thinks it’s a good idea, but that’s because I live on the 45 bus route and know what a nightmare it is to take. And they’re going to tunnel all the way to Washington Square, which means hopefully it will one day go that far, which is a bit of a public transport black hole (like Fort Mason).

by Scootie on Jan 20, 2012 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Grocery tweeted that Tosh offered Cochran a scholarship.

by j.lee on Jan 19, 2012 5:21 PM PST reply actions  

god damnit you are so fucking late to the party

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by GoldBlooded on Jan 19, 2012 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome, j.lee

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by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

ABT

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

trollz

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by Redonkulous Bear on Jan 19, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

puahahahaha

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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, Redonk posted something similar earlier. And then we started talking about Glengarry Glen Ross and then he did a cool pchop about it.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey guys I heard Rick Perry dropped out of the prez. nomination

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s otay. We keed ’cause we luv.

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by MR.F. on Jan 19, 2012 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m stealing this idea.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by cldpc on Jan 19, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

cool.

do you live in Bellevue? I was just in belelvue visitng a friend and this apartment complex looks eerily similar.

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by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 19, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

You didn’t know that your friend is royrules?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Jan 19, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes I do live in the boring town of Bellevue

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 19, 2012 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

And it probably looks eerily similar because there are a lot of apartment complexes here that look same

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 19, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

You didn’t know you were stalking royrules from his backyard?

FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
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by sec119 on Jan 19, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

z

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jan 20, 2012 12:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Pretty!

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by Rishi on Jan 20, 2012 6:42 AM PST up reply actions  

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